/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4107895
Well OP is it the cheezy remains of your could-have-been little brother?

abandoned his own thread

>>4106748
I thought you might enjoy this

youpretentiousbuttfuckingpieceofshityourmothershouldhaveabortedyouwhenshehadthechanceyouslimycumguzz
lingasshatyouareeverythingthatiswrongwith/ck/ihopeyoudieinafire

>>4107895
Did you cover an abortion with Cheez Whiz?

>>4106549
Were you the server who never showed up? Don't get butthurt just do your job next time.

>>4106504
1/10 made me reply with reasoning

Past your bedtime, I tipped the bus boy because he has to clean my dick art. Sure, he may get a chuckle of how I swore in all cursive and all of my dicks were smiling with top-hats. But still, I felt bad for the kid.

>>4102084
Pic related but no where near what I did. I walked into the kitchen and gave the bus boy a $10 and took every single sugar-type packet at my table.

>>4106251
All of them. Forever. It is the only way.

>>4104905
>Fucking morans
>morans
I had a crush on a girl named Tommy Lee Moran in my 1st and 2nd grade class. Prettiest girl there, freckles, dimples, curly brown hair. Gorgeous girl. Wonder what ever happened to her.

>>4105319
lol

>/b/
> Bachelor Chow

Anyone ever sit back lurking and think "boy, /ck/ sure would be a good match for /fa/?"

I mean, I see butthurt in every thread but cmon guys.

I haven't really had a problem with anyone here but that's because I don't argue with babbys

I guess
ITT: We match /ck/ related items to ideal boards

> filet mignon
> /fa/

>>4104519
subjective
the word you are trying to use is subjective
subjective

>>4103590
What in tarnation did you just say about me hombre? I’ll have you reckon I learn’t me real good in the old west, and I’ve been on more prairies hogtyin me heathens than you know bout buddy. I done wrastled me up 300 scoundrels, and I know how to use this here 6 shooter everwhich way! Im sheriff in these here parts, Consarnit! You ain’t nothin to me but another dagnum yellabelly. I’ll clean your clock rightfast, and you won’t reckon what hit ya, now you listen good, you think you can come round here and tell me whatfer? Well you better think again damn it, right as we speak my possie is closing in, tracking your there computer all across this here frontier. And you better git while the gittins good. Yesir, you better amscre compdre, fore were forced ta get mean, or you’ll be six feet under by sunup. Yesir now we can duel like gentlemen or I can use ol’betsy here to shoot the smile right off yer face 6 ,9 to 1 ways from sunday. Not only do I have with me here these pistols but being law and order round here i got me a whole heep o’ guns and I’ll use em if need be. I think if you only knew what snakes you were winding up, youda came wearing gloves partner. But ya could’t, ya didn’t and now mister, you’re gonna pay the price dag-gumit, It’s gona be raining bullets like cats and dogs all over here in a minute. You’re a goner partner.

>>4103580
Second

>>4103567
Is your burrito having its period or is that just a funky enchilada?
Or perhaps you filled it with mozzarella, pepperoni, and sausage? You're a bad man.

>>4096348

>>4103079
>implying the hot shower water does anything for the reaction

>>4100995
I've wanted to try other liqueurs. I would love to go to some sort of Liqueur Festival or something. So many choices!

No citrus other than the lime? Hey, if you like it then alrighty

>>4101219
Keep your panties on.

>>4101231
yup.

>>4101795
I'll give it a shot. What's the worst that could happen?

Anyone have any cocktail guilty pleasures?

pic related, you can call me a faggot now

fook! cleared cookies and my trip went away. FFFFUUUUUUUUUU I've been posting as anon for the last like 2 hours...

My uncle used to love Whiskey Sours. He had a very particular way he had them made. Wouldn't drink 'em any other way, wish I knew how he did it. Man had enough taste for 100 men

How do you folks like your sours?
>>4098183 sounds mighty sexy sir

>>4099668
Maybe it's just the way OP was made

>>4099673
you fookin scared me there, anon. I dunno why, maybe its all that oakheart i've been downing but I thought you were eating architeuthis beaks.

>chocolate filled blasphemy

>>4099664
oops, forget mah pic. Sure, it looks kinda guy but part of the whole novelty is that it's a silly cocktail. Might as well not pussy-foot

>>4099654
How about adding some golden rum in there, forget the pineapple juice and just mix in some more tropical liquors. Grand Marnier, Bols cherry.

Then serve that beast in a coconut or just add 1/2 tsp of Coconut rum. I will make one just the way I like it one day, when I have the $100 to buy the booze lol

>>4099130
It seriously took me several minutes to decipher what exactly the fuck was going on in this picture. How the hell did you take that picture? T-Rex arm aside, I thought someone was upside down sliding off a couch, then I thought they were under a coffee table and had an enormous brontosaur leg then, well fuck. damn.

>>4095210