/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15408599

Well… excuse you very much? …I asked because I values the anecdotal evidence common folk might provide me before engaging in risky behavior. Your loss. Not mine.

It’s just tuna flavored broth right?
I can drink it safely?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P7vnspDNx7g

A video proving my theories:
“ With fascinating research and hilarious anecdotes, neuroscientist Camilla Arndal Andersen takes us into the lab where she studies people's sense of taste via brain scans. She reveals surprising insights about the way our brains subconsciously experience food -- and shows how this data could help us eat healthier without sacrificing taste.”

you lost vision what is the first food you’d taste? I would try a tangerine while envisioning a Mandarin Tangerine Gecko.

Have you ever crossed wires, or tried to garble up common language/images/etc? Like the stroop effect, but applied to food? Think of an animal the same color as what you’ll eat. Only think of that animal. Eat a banana and imagine a BANANA SLUG

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mHvCQSGanJg

http://faculty.washington.edu/chudler/words.html

Tootles! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wGXoYippog8

Tis a gorgeous day,
reserved for thine weary eyes.
My perceptions of reality are fiery on such days.
I believe MY SENSES may become stronger, including taste and smell.

For instance, when my synapses are bursting in a creative stupor I have the ability to differentiate M&M by their colors. But M&M’s supposedly all taste the same RIGHT?

Do you taste color? Like me, does your sense of taste and color and scent collude in such a fashion as to shift how you perceive food/reality?

I don’t mean adding turmeric to Macaroni. That’s cheating. Turmeric has a taste. Did you know the orange M&M’s taste the worst?

Neurology suggests jazz increases your mental activity.
Listen to this and taste something after or during. I’ve experimented and I believe jazz does tap into heightened senses:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kc56GtietHM

>>13069717

This here is a radula. It is the octopus tongue! They use tiny shredders to year apart their prey. 9 brains control this tool. Me? I've 1 human brain of high intellectual standing. Add to that a male tongue with hidden talents. It can detect texture and contextually determines different flavors and substances against grain, temperature, etcetera. Any human can improve their tongues talents... So yeah a different shaped pasta might fool a person like me. Unlike you, who probably tastes blandness in everything.

>>13069304


Good for you? I don't care? Your loss? Imbecile!

Oh that's just GREAT! My image didn't work. Please don't ignore my thread. Its a smart subject. Just follow the rules and I don't screw up posting images again

Food Secrets You Learned Late in Life!

Red Velvet Cake is normal chocolate cake with red food dye. They market it to sound like rich people food.

All pastas are the same flavor unless its a different grain. They change the shapes to trick you.

Those are the secrets I know. NOW tell me yours!

>>12981982

Why would you want it to live a long life! The idea is to cook it CHOWDER HEAD

Do you ever research or care about what your dinner is eating?

Do you ever research or care about what your dinner is eating?

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(1)
Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer WEINEE!
Riding the Weiner Mobile with my Dad!
I wish I were 8 years old again!
With Oscar Meyer I was never sad!

(2) Talk about brand loyalty.

>>12963021
Yup!

Learned i learned about this from Dad so I know all the tricks for making this combination a real hum dinger ya heat it up different ways like microwave or a skillet heck ya can even toast the bread. Dip it in water if you're competing against a friend and the bread absorbs the water making it easier to swallow and it also dissolves in your belly faster. yup a classic. It's only a shame they tell you you're too old for these treats. I will enjoy what I like!

An Oscar Meyer Weiner, wonder bread, and Heinz ketchup

Ahhh... It used to be SO SIMPLE!! Now as an adult you need caviar, blini, and Greek Yogurt to host a party. No thanks! For 3 dollars and a run to the discount store I could have me some dogs. Yes please... Miss the good times.

>>12961604
>>12961575
>>12961603

Alright. Return to the topic of the thread as designated by me. I do not sign off on this side conversation therefore I do not permit it in MY thread.

Interesting thought experiment:

Is the original plant a sauce?
If you eat RAW TOMATO AVOCADO and ONION is it equivalent to guacamole?

No definitive answer exists. I loves it raw.

Most people don't even know the two types of seeds!
https://www.ck12.org/biology/circadian-rhythm/lesson/Seed-Plants-BIO/
>The two major types of seed plants are the gymnosperms (seeds in cones) and angiosperms (seeds in ovaries of flowers)

A seed is a life form. It is a tiny pebble holding the potential for life. A bag of seeds crushed into a fine powder is akin to cremating a shipping container full of human bodies. I love it. I love the idea of taking that and blending it into smoothies and other substances that give me my vitality.

For my next trick I plan on extracting stem cells from meristems in plants. It will offer my brain and tissues sustenance.

>>12958922

No worries!

>>12958908

I know what what to do with my seeds now!
Also I am a BIRD LOVER! I use seeds to make bird treats that I hide in a tree in backyard and on a spike next to my feeder. The birds are the ones who made me experiment with powders.

(3) iam having an idea to use herring and blackoil seeds in my magic blender for when I visit the dock! I might reintroduce seabirds to the docks after they get overfished thanks to
MIDWESTERN SUSHI INDUSTRIES

IF YOU DO NOT LIVE ON A COAST DO NOT EAT PRODUCTS THAT HAVE TO BE PUT ON ICE AND SENT TO YOU N A PLANE!! THOSE ARE OUR FISH!! my oysters!!

(1) I have a Magic Bullet and over 12 accessories.

(2) I use the best seeds to blend powders. So I used PUMPKIN SEEDS to create pumpkin seed powder. Now what? It isn't good in coffee and it is too coarse for baking. I am confused.
(3) GIVE me ideas?
(4) TELL me about your best seed powder stories and ideas. NO PIE CRUST.
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>>10337846

You are a thug. I needn't be bothered by a blank man's neanderthalic CORRECTIONS . I have a higher IQ than you for sure. You don't know anything about me. Go away. You are treating my thread like a playground.

Ha ha haha teehee. Cap'n Crunch. Didn't discover him until my teens. I had an interest in navel pursuits of the heart. A fondness which very well could have landed me on a Navy vessel saluting the skipper. Teehee! Just goes to show inspiration can come from anywhere. It wasn't for naught. I am very good at swimming long distance and have the body to show it.

How would I rate the cereal? Hmm. It has crunch but it is far too starchy for this man! It does not taste very good to me. It has pieces with different textures. Some are jagged. Those hurt my mouth sometimes so it is not a food you can eat without thinking about how your tongue is moistening the pieces without hurting parts of your mouth. For those reasons I have to rate it a C- product...

AND you can take that to the bank!

Tony A Tiger

I matured into an intelligent and strong male specimen around the late 90's. I was seven or eight enjoying the finer things in life; y'know, garbonzo beans, the taste of lentil, the pallet of an old soul. But inside... inside I was not smiling. Something was missing. Fun. They say the refined die a quiet death. Nobody would have mourned my death at the time. I was dull. A smart whippersnapper too European for his own darn good!

That's where Tony A Tiger enters the picture. It was April. April showers bring higher suicide rates, or so statisticians tell us. I was suicidal all but when playing the popular, groundbreaking even, role playing game Final Fantasy 7. But it wasn't enough. Aerith had just died and my faculties were distraught... to say the least! Teehee. Well lo and behold I tune into the Nickelodeon network for a round of Chuckie Finster and the gang but it was the commercial break. Drats!

But no. Tony A Tiger bellows from the high heavens, "THEY'RE GREAT!". What's great? Life is shit. I was hooked. What could be so great in a world full of sorrow. Heck tell me. Tell me Tony! I watched Nickelodeon for an hour before the ad repeats. "Frosted Flakes! They're moore thaan good...", huh? "THEY'RE GREAT!". WHOA.

Frosted Flakes. A sugary confection so flavorful even the milk slurps like a sugarcane stew. "Dad, we're going to Hy-Vee. I'll tell you later" and like that we were off to the supermarket. I skip to the breakfast aisle and pull the box from the shelf in such a frenzy that pop tarts spread out on the aisle. I stepped on a box.

The first munch transported me to a place no old soul would be caught dead in: CHILDHOOD. A place where fun exists and Aerith isn't dead. By jove, Tony was correct! Frosted Flakes are great.

Who are your favorite mascots?