/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's not your fault, Alton.

>>4902937

It was preserved at Microsoft, along with the penguins.

>>4903040

I think mstard would ruin it.

>>4902962

I am confident there are at least 1,000 videos on the topic on YouTube.

>>4902928

Not sure if Daniel or Marjolaine.

>>4902888

Delicious corn dogs :3

>>4901265

Sage for underaged drinking.

>>4897272

I used to loathe them, then I had greek salad. My world changed.

>>4902275

Holy shit. This post belongs in the hall of fame.

>>4902438

You can use a dessicant pouch in a large bag, and refill yours more frequently.

You can also take your dainty wetback problems with you, or eat your fucking stale trail mix like a cowboy.

Fag.

>>4895541

Mashes are pretty good. Potato/parsnip, with asparagus would be nice.

>>4901963

That's so pathetic, and sad, but I've done it before.

>>4901142

>Student
>In Canada
>50 year-old twice post-doc with five masters
>Never had a job
>No paper passed peer review

Why do i smoke again?

YOU TAKE A KNIFE TO IT AND YOU FUCK IT!

That's how your daddy made you.

>>4902439

Absolutely not. Eating burrito filling sans tortilla is extremely dangerous, OP. You know this, you should seek help.

We are all very worried and concerned.

>>4887636

Last I checked, I was off the chart. To the left.

Still going for jewmode, though =D

>>4900879

I had boneless, skinless thighs not long ago and I didn't like them either.

>>4884185

Cheap hot lay, on hollow win?

>>4899654

Thank you based NSA.

>>4899041

Sort of want...

>>4902029

It is. It'll need to dry out completely before you plug it in, however. /v/ washes their motherboards.

>>4902760

I guess you could let it dry and put it in the food processor once done.

>>4899506

Cancer is a DNA mutation.

There are large molecules in the body that crawl along the DNA strands, or segments of it, and replicate it. DNA is a bit like a skeletal structure, and sometimes pieces are inverted, missing, broken, etc.

When bad DNA is replicated, the result is unpredictable. Sometimes it causes cancers, other times other diseases, sometimes nothing at all.

If you want to live cancer-free, I could encase you in zinc and feed you a special diet. You can never leave your zinc armor, though.

Risotto.

Marco Polo's travels, culiary travesty, or an excuse for wet rice?

>>4902545

I can go alone in PJs and nobody would care. Dining and dashing is not so classy, but you can classily argue that it was terrible, and that you refuse to pay.

Step-up yo game, nigguh.