/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8493206
im a depressed retarded attention whore drunk whose only little joy comes from saying stupid shit on a god damn jap cooking forum; god kill me

>>8493124
Hey, I'm a volunteer for youth services at my local church. What area are you in? I'd love to come and make sure that all those girls are on their very best behavior so you don't have to worry.

>>8490340
>>8490340
hey guys, I don't appreciate yall not even at least critiquing or commenting on my suggestions. Like it really bums me out man.

>>8492949
>Buttermilk brined fried chicken

You are speaking my language you RAD-ACULOUSLY AWESOME friendo!

What seasonings do you put in your breading mixture?

You are one of the Koolest Kats in my book!

>>8490559
>What's your preferred strap on brand?

Only did it once and I didn't enjoy it.

She just used a giant pink dildo, cut a hole in her panties and used that to secure it...

>>8490489
Literally falling for the bait in 1 minutes and 17 seconds; good job anon

Stay Kool you Kool Kat!

>>8490482
Man, I shitpost and get temp banned all the time by being a fucking autist but I'm going to break character for a monent

DON'T FOLLOW THE ADVICE AND BAN THE FUCKER. This might as well be attempted murder

>>8490419
Be nice to our newfriend. Also, newfriend, if you have any questions on getting acclimated to this place and becoming a Kool Kat, just let me know friendo!

>>8488533
Hey there you Kool Kat. I'm pretty well versed in this area and may be able to help you out.

If spicy wicy foods makes your lil tushy hole hurt hurt, then it's very possible you have minor Hemorrhoids or possibly Anal Fissures (tiny little cuts on your poopoo schute).

I've always been a big fan of the hot stuff and then one day my wifey and I got drunk and convinced me to let her peg me. Next day we went to BDUBS for our normal spicy habanero mango wings and that night, it felt like fire was in my butt.

Had my wife look at my little hole and she saw swelled up little cuts.

Hope this advice helps you friendo!

>>8488969
I tell ya Friendos, this may sound Loony Toony, but TRUST ME!

Mince up some banana wanna peppers with some pineapple wapple and put that on top of a NY style hot diggity dog and your taste buds will have an Awesome Wawsome Explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>8488986
Don't listen to all the meany weanies in this thread friendo!

You may have asked a question that a lot of folk would consider completely fucking retarded, but as Chef Lightning says, THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS STUPID QUESTIONS.

There are great recipes you can googly woogly where you can make these yummy cakes without having to waste a bunch of other yumminess.

You stay Kool you Kool Kat!

>>8488859
Hey there Kool Katz! I know it's a highly contested thing about eating burgers and pizzas in different ways.

Just remember, be yourself and it doesn't matter what ANYONE else things. Chef Lightning will always know your a Kool Kat!

Have a RadAculous day friendos!

>>8489072
Hell yeah, me and the wifey LOVE to brew us up some ginger beer so we can make some really scrumptious Dark and Stormies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They taste RADICULOUSLY AMAZING!

>>8486380
I've been buying meat like this for years and always find it to taste amazing while having Radaculous prices and Tremderocious savings! Anybody who buys this is a Kool Kat in my book!

>>8476910
I took the time to give you a nice reply and such and get to know you.

Don't you think it would be a FRIENDO gesture if you did the same, friendo! :) ?

-Chef Lightning

>>8476125
>black

Hey there fellow Friendos and Funsy Wunsies!

Let's keep this is a Safe Space and not use any racial slurs. I'm all for a good regional culinary discussion, but we have to keep it respectful!

As always, stay Kool and have a RADICALLY FUN TIME!!!!!

-Chef Lightning

>>8476892
Hey their Friendo, thanks for dropping by!

What region of Italian food is your specialty and where is your restaurant located?

Stay Kool you Kool Kat :) !

-Chef Lightning

>>8476838
Oh friendo, you shouldn't say things like that. And this is a cautionary tale about me saying something so silly willy like that to a crazy billy when I wasn't such a happy chappy.

I've learned if you call a crazy person crazy, they might just go fucking crazy. And we wouldn't want that would we FRIENDO!!!? :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

-Chef Lightning

>>8476805
>>8476806

It's clear that you guys are too cool to be Kool Katz. I'd suggest you nice folk hang out in the Fast Food threads.

In the meantime, me and OP will be preparing our awesome radical cookalong that will KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!

-Chef Lightning

>>8476678
>It's actually kind of hilarious that /ck/ has it's own village retard. Seems like a comfy board.

Hey their friendo, no need for the name calling. I just try to brighten up everybodies day and make it to a radiculous one while dropping some knowledge bombs on cooking and life!

Also, I don't appreciate all the people that reported me to the mods. I've been warned numerous times now just for using my tripcode and they threatening to ban me.

Be nice, I'm here to help you guys

As always, stay Kool you Kook Kats!

-Chef Lightning

>>8475378
That is so true Mr. Anon.

I think we should all take time out of our busy days and let our moms know how much we care for them and thank them!

-Chef Lightning

>>8475196
Not me friendo! I'm lucky enough to have experienced Trump Stakes a few time and they were actually pretty Rad and SpacfrickenTacular!

-Chef Lightning

>>8475178
>I grind my own beef

Hey there friendo, that sounds pretty Kool and Rad!

What cuts of meat do you prefer to grind and what proportions?

Thanks in advance for the advice Kool Kat!

-Chef Lightning

>>8469361
Hey there kook katz. I'm sensing a lot of hate in this thread. Why don't you guys try to step back and analyze what's important and understand that people have their own comfort foods and things they are dealing with.

As always, have a Kool and Rad day!

-Chef Lightning