/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13901207
Yes but I tried the atomic flavor a couple weeks ago and I've been craving it ever since. Tonight I'm thinking Wingstop fellas

>>13723375
Thanks. You wanna meet up and touch peens?

>>13691138
>college roommate is spoiled rich fat idiot
>anytime I cook something he has to comment on it even though I'm being generous and sharing with him
>the very next day he goes to the high end grocery store
>spends a fortune on the best quality ingredients
>comes home and makes the exact same dish I had made the night before
>costs 5 times as much
>takes him 5 times as long

Mfw I leave the apartment just as it's almost finished, not giving him the satisfaction

ketchup

If you smoke weed or eat weed edibles or talk about weed, you are a fucking manchild.
alcohol is based though

>vigorously swish vodka for 30 seconds
>swallow it
>mouthwash and get drunk all at once

Be quiet, the neo-nazi euro spamming all the threads might have another mental breakdown if he hears about this

I used to eat those honeysuckles as a kid. Onion grass too, that shit was tasty.

I'm never eating fast food again.

>>12975194
Junk food plays a big part in your life doesn’t it, anon?

>>12523207
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>friend invites me to some soiboy cuckold's house
>soiboy insists I try his casserole
>politely tell him that I can't eat casserole and that I only eat chicken nuggets and spaghetti
>"why are you such a picky eater?"
>tell him I'm not picking anything, I literally can't
>he tells me I can if I try
>smile, take his casserole, put in my mouth, and immediately vomit all over his dining room table
>"I told you I can't, lol"
>never get invited back

>>12193436
Bring a babka to easter dinner. Family loves it. They dont even know.

>be me
>figure I'll probably want fiveguys in 40 years ago
>open a roth IRA
>regularly contribute every year.
>mfw I'm now abole to afford one burger without the tip
feels good bros.

I make pizzas but with flour tortillas as the "crust", salsa as the "sauce", queso as the "cheese", and top it with jalapenos instead of pepperonis

Eating fat makes you fat.

I don't eat sushi very often, but when I do, I enjoy California rolls. When I eat them, I derive pleasure both from the taste of the food itself, and also from the idea that I am standing athwart a fashionable opinion against them. I enjoy eating California rolls and nothing that you can say will dissuade me of the fact of my own private phenomenological experience.

>>11908776
>blue Doritos

>>11853321
>>11853323
>>11856668

>>11829422
Fuck you bully

Veganism is the current trend. It won't stop until meat is banned.

How much do you tip, fellas?

For uber drivers: the gps makes them take an illegal left turn to get to my neighborhood. I watch them drive here, and if they make the illegal left instead of going the longer correct way I don't tip.

>>11576229
wholesome joke, chuckled

Fruit is better than vegetables