/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13463403
>Ramsay
You've lost the plot

RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTAH!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties
FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMAHTOE
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

Gordon's BURGAH video is proof that he is retarded

Simple as

>>13085904
Fuck off Ramsay your hipster "gourmet" burgers suck

Burgers are not meant to be meatloaf or meatballs

>sourcepins
>fill-it of beef
>shall-LOTS
>ore-GAH-no
>parma-SAN
>riz-AHHH-toe
>YAHHHHG-urt

burgah

burgah

Do Europeans really eat their hamburgers rare?

>>12669702
Where's the "F-word Burger"?

>>12492775
>Use smaller, thinner patties
agreed, somehow highly regarded chefs/restaurants just don't seem to get this. maybe they just believe they should give a lot of money since their menu items are pricey.

Why do so many of you go into an autistic rage over this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

>there are people out there that would actually eat this shit.

What is, in your opinion, the perfect burger?

the perfect burger

>>12334951
BURGAH

Börgah!!!

How can anyone take this man seriously after he came up with this monstrosity

>>12140991
>>12140991

Now that the dust is settled, are these the best hamburgers?

>>12079604
>Ramsay
>Top chef
BURGAH

Why is this video so unsettling to watch?

So why does this video get shit on so much? Is it because you know that you will NEVER have the privilege of getting a burger made for you by one of the world's greatest chefs? Or is it because you are too fucking INEPT to make a burger that good, and you'll just bring your lazy miserable ass to McDonald's for a Burger just like you always do?

BURGAH!