/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16224797
Carb-fags:
>nooooo you can't eat that much calories and expect to lose weight! I've made a 20-page phd dissertation detailing how it's mathematically, scientifically, trigonometrically, and ethically impossible!
Why no, I haven't actually tried it. Why do you ask?
>Keto-chads:
Eating fat made us thin. Fats go brrrrrrrrrrrr.

>boiled

>why yes, I do enjoy loose leaf american spirit in a vapor genie

>>16130626
>do you eat out of a bucket?
Why yes, how could you tell?

>Why yes, I DO shop at different establishments and compare prices to find the best deals
>How could you tell?

>>16099301
Damn.

>>16061513
5? No, im gonna keep them all.

There is no reason to buy any bread other then white bread.

>put $10 in the jukebox and queue up all of the waffle house songs
>make sure Sauce Master is in there at least 4 times
>order only black coffee
>don't tip

>>16036276
T.

>>16005846
anything. my standards for everything are 0. I will eat, fuck, and kill anything in my path.

>>16003940
>i want gay predatory animals in my faggoted shithole subhurb

>I will eat the bugs

>>15976279
Women love that I don't give a shit what I think they like
And gay men are fuckholes that you barely even have to acknowledge

>>15957437
Sour cream and bbq sauce. I like stubbs but will accept sweet baby rays instead.

>you're telling me this dough incubator produces some kind of wireless internet signal?

why does food need to be tasty? as long as it's edible i don't give a fuck.

>>15908904
>on a 1500 cal/day diet
>have my 2 meals (lunch and dinner) planned out
>my birthday comes around
>co-worker/friend buys me a big ass pizza with the fudge brownie cakes
>I rightfully get angry at her because she KNOWS I'm on a diet
>"cmon, anon, it's your birthday!"
>tell her I'll eat it at home, not hungry now
>throw it in the dumpster in the parking lot at work
Sorry, bitches, you won't ruin my weight loss.

>>15887576
>implying I care about having this pandemic over
>people dying
>I keep getting free money
>I still live my life the same way
This shit is great

>>15880537
Why yes I’m American, how could you tell?

>>15873218
>Yeah, can I get an assortment of chocolate glazed, cherry, jelly, and birthday cake?

>>15829596
yes

>>15770117
That's hot