/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7861757
muchos gracias 'migo

This is now a Ja/ck/ thread

Jack threads are /ck/, everything else is just cover to distract the mods.
His run of the mill incompetent but confidently optimistic expectations should remind us all of where we were when we were hungry for food and cooking, but not yet competent.
patron saint of genocide and potential

OP you should probably watch Jack's early videos and just imitate what he uses them for.
I don't know if he's used the jerk sauce for anything, but since it's recent it'll probably be better

sounds like you're going through a rough time man
/CK/ is here for you, keep us updated on how crazy into detox hallucinations you are, this is a 'a 'a board afterall

>>7731581
he has a cooking show and you're stuck at home making waffles like a pleb, I'm sorry but the one who needs to leave is not me, but rather it is you
(jk man, s'all good)

>>7720877
lolol, it's food porn though \ ( >_<)/
if you think the two vids of the wheelchair girl makes a better thread then go screen cap some more of her shit for us to laugh at

>>7720874
Jack walks in the Grace of GOD
I know it sounds stupid, and like fedora bait, but I have strong faith that Jesus keeps Jack alive so that he spread the gospel and his example of clean living (obesity and diabetes aside) to the world

>>7681242

People love to hate him here but that's because they do not really understand what he brings to the table. A lot of people on /ck/, or even just on most streets, could cook way fucking better than Jack Scalfani does. Less people, however, have the experience or abilities Jack does in broadcasting. He can relate with and relay to jerkoff yokels like a champion.
He leaves mistakes in his videos so that people can learn from his fuck ups. People think he's lazy or just REALLY inept, he's not. Watch Ramsay cook a really crazy dish. Looks great, but you can't keep up so you disconnect from the process and it just becomes voyeuristic. Jack is just the opposite, you watch him, laugh at his mess-ups and consider ways to improve his procedure as you go. It engages the average man, the lazy man, and in doing so allows them to broaden their horizons.

He also does a lot of reviews of restaurants, fast food(easy youtube money), and as seen on TV chachkies/gadgets. Nobody spends money as tightly as a self employed man. King Jack gives you honest reviews, and has a fuck ton of them out. In my opinion this is what he does best because he actually is kind of a bitch queen while reviewing stuff. If you are considering buying garbage, search his videos first, odds are you'll save yourself some time and hard-earned money.

Is jack spreading? nah, probably not, he may be more well known but I don't think people really appreciate him for his qualities. It's more of a running joke about how a guy can fuck something up so bad -- the real joke is that they don't realize he's humble enough to show his faults to benefit others. But anyway that's a whole nother rant and this is already well past TLDR territory.

I desperately want America to continue to financially back Israel's genocide of the Palestinians so all the Jack haters can continue to ignore that their country's foreign policy should be more of a moral concern to them than some semi-famous fat chef's opinion

It's a free board, and people have the rights to say whatever they want. What I think would make /ck/ great is if we could have open dialog about Jack Scalfani and his sauces. A lot of posters here do not agree with me, they do not like that, they do not want us to be able to have free discourse about our food and cooking interests.

So if someone starts to badmouth Jack or The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste I think proud cu/ck/s should reply to them with : Jack! Jack! Jack!

If we all do our part we can ensure a better, freer /ck/ for our siblings' children and help realize the genocide of Palestine.

Ja/ck/ is the one and only King of /ck/, the cu/ck/ of legend, the omega beta and the Best Scumfuck You'll Ever Meet.

he sells the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste out of the back of his van, so if you want to treat yourself flag him down and buckle up for a smokey sweet flavour that compares to naught you have had before