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Has Bobby Flay ever made anything close to this abomination?

https://youtu.be/iM_KMYulI_s

Does anyone else feel deep unexplainable horror when watching this video?
Theres something truly eerie and upsettling about this video, as if reality isn't entirely real.

>Gordon looks like a PS3 character
>Gordon heavily seasons 3 patties and puts them into the grill
>Seasons 2 buns and puts them in too
>Seasons 2 slices of onion and puts them in the grill
>Pushes over a bottle of olive oil
>There are now 2 patties, 2 slices of onion and 3 buns in the grill
>Now theres 4 buns on the table
>Gordon talks about his restaurant in Vegas and now there are 5 patties and 4 slices of onion in the grill
>Seasons the patties again, seasons the onion, seasons the grill
>Opens the grill again, there are now 6 patties and 5 slices of onion
>Gordon puts mayo, lettuce and tomato on his 3 burgers on the table and seasons them
>Assembles 3 burgers and leaves 3 patties and 2 slices of onion in the grill
>The burgers he made are even thicker than the infamous "cowboy burger" which he criticized for not being able to fit in his mouth
>Stevie Wonder next door can smell his burgers
>Kim and Kanye are coming over

>>15815079
Shit burger

What's the best Gordon Ramsay restaurant in Vegas? It's almost my brother's 21st and we're headed there soon.
>inb4 his perfect burgah restaurant

>>15797667
You're a dumb queer. Thick burgers are garbage for overweight tasteless pigs, and one British hack who can't even make scrambled eggs or a grilled cheese

.

>>15639030
Dude what...

>>15457821
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>>15401136
Based if true.

>>15240265
Picture, and link to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

Wot styoopid fuckin donkey made this ridiculously massive burgah?!.....Oh it was me, chef....Get out, Gordon, you idiot!

>>14860414
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>>14789978
Borga

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RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>>14656264
>a burgah to die foh

RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>>14570274
He never was
He's not a developement chef.

Take as look at any of his "best" buger, grilled cheese, steak whatever.
He thinks that simply using the best ingreadients and making them the best they can be makes the meal perfect.

This burger, I have no doubt it's the best bun, best meat, best veg and sauce and seasoned well. But look at it, It's a mess.
A collection of good ingredients that don't work together.
That's what happened in the grilled cheese video.

heres your burger bro

>have to dislocate jaw to eat burger

>>14455517
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>>14452602
>Fat patty
>Best burgah
Pick one, Gordon.

A BORGAH TO DIE FOAH

Ah! Welcome home!