/ck/ - Food & Cooking

drunk on G*d's love and hot wings unlike you degenerates

>>9298927
Jakattack69 can take the hate, it fuels him to be better for all the true foodjacks out there :)

>>9115721
all foodjacks know the truth about this line of sauces....

each one says the best you'll ever taste and it is true, hey if you don't agree then return the bottle there is a money back gaurentee on it. Guess what though... hmmm... not a SINGLE bottle has ever been returned.

Oh my gosh, having sold thousands of bottles it seems that that's a pretty good substantiation to me. What do I know though, I'm just posting on /ck/ with you cucks.

>>9029473
>voting for Applebee's

Jack would probably get a hitman to take him out in exchange for a plug on his YouTube channel

Kay's Good Cooking...?
FUCK THAT SHIT!

Cooking with Jack!

>>8878121
it's a meme

>>8790835
>the only pleasant board on all of 4chan
Not really. If you even slightly deviate from a recipe, anons will call you a retard and tell you that you ruined the food. Not to mention the constant shitposting in the form of fast food ranking threads, pizza topping ranking threads, soy misinformation posters, GMO misinformation posters, broscience in general, and pants on head retarded levels of elitism.

Still one of the better boards on 4chan though.

>>8768262
If it ain't sassafras, I won't put it in my ass.

Jack is the only meme on ck, all others are just jack detractors trying to keep the board's subject food and cooking

>the tasty new Jacks in this thread

beautiful

>>8732227
that looks like it was a -- beautiful -- ceremony

I wonder if they had BBQ for dinner??

>>8651833
he's playing with his food, even though he's an adult heh heh
(in this segment Jack arbitrarily compares food products, in this case checking how much weight of toppings each frozen pizza has)

>>8608868
>the best blood you'll ever taste
beautiful

>>8608870
Jack got his 11 year old son a job at a computer store so that he'd learn to be industrious, but woe be upon him, the workers at that store were pot heads and got his son hooked on marijuana. Hoping the kid would realize how important sobriety is they decided to stop supporting him and kicked him out onto the streets. He came back a punished junkie with an oppositional defiant disorder; Jack's new wife Tammy was trying to law down the law and young blood decided he'd react with violence and pushed her.
The problem here is that you never touch a lady, and so adult male 5'1'' 270lbs Jack took the young man to the ground and choked him until he barely lost consciousness. It was a lesson hard learned, but Jack's a fair teacher.

>>8520028
embrace the New /CK/ World Order

>>8294451
OP is clearly full of shit retard, this may as well be a Jack thread now

doggone it

>>8233158
what else would you put on your chicken?

>>8194205
Ol' Jacky Boy would have that menu Popping in no time!

Jack is a good instructor for someone who has no idea what they're doing and is likely to fuck it up on their first couple of tries because he leaves a fair amount of his mistakes in and generally doesn't cook anything that requires skill or knowledge.

He shills his stuff because he makes money by selling sauce. He used to beg for audience interaction which is really grating, but came from being a small town radio DJ, he has fallen out of it now though. Fundy white trash who just left the nest is probably his ideal audience.

>>7957663
it was originally a phoned in cooking show he used to feature/shill his sauce.
He got into the sauce business as an investment but his partner bailed in the 11th hour leaving Jack in a sink or swim situation.

Many years have passed and it's become a decent source of income for him. He is not particularly skilled at cooking, and claims to be an every man and thus excuse his ineptitude as the main draw. He's reeaaal, learn from his mistakes and have a good time doing it

>>7911451
I could get all my friends and family to vote for me like everyone else, but no... no I want a fair competition

he's actually a bad person pretending to be righteous

>>7887662
that's not apple pie you casual jack cunt
it's chess pie
come on now, get in the game

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