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>> No.9976624

>>9976623
every carbon based form of life

>> No.9976630

agua

>> No.9976648

>>9976623
I like my water like I like my women, dry.

>> No.9976650
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9976650

why do girls pretend to like water?

>> No.9976671

>>9976623
Sorry, OP.
I only pepsi

>> No.9976690

>that first chug of the day

I buy gallon jugs of water and just chug from them whenever I'm thirsty (my tap water is shitty)

blows my mind that people have to actually motivate themselves to drink more water...

>> No.9976735

>>9976690
I fucking know I swear I get up sometimes in the night with a dry throat and drink some water and its hard to stop myself from moaning because of how fucking orgasmic it is, water is a blessing

>> No.9976739

i prefer WATER

>> No.9976741

>>9976735
>have to stop myself from moaning
I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>> No.9976760
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9976760

seltzer master race incoming

>> No.9976828

>>9976623
>/W473R/

>> No.9976841

>>9976623
>drinking water

YOU FAG ASS NIGGA

>> No.9976842

>>9976760
smart water doesn't make you smart

you fucking faggots will argue about anything

>> No.9976964

Two gallons a day for the last sixteen years. I piss more volume per day than some people drink.

>> No.9976970

>>9976690
Cases of bottles much cheaper per ounce than gallons near me. Kinda weird.

>> No.9976986

>>9976964
don't tell your age on 4chan dude, you cna get banned wtf

>> No.9976991

>>9976986
I'm sure an infant can chug 2 gallons of water.
fuck off retard

>> No.9976992

>>9976986
I started this water routine at 19.

>> No.9977001

>>9976964
two gallons are 7 litres, how do you put that much liquid inside your body?

>> No.9977005

>>9977001
I have a 40 oz. Hydro Flask that I fill throughout the day from two gallon jugs I keep in the fridge. I started doing this after I got a kidney stone and vowed to do everything I could to avoid them.

>> No.9977015

Can someone please recommend a good reusable bottle for desk use that will keep my tap water nice?

>> No.9977025

>>9977015
As I mentioned >>9977015, definitely recommend Hydro Flask. Keeps liquid cold all day even when sitting in the sun. Ice got a 40 oz. but they also make smaller ones, and a 64 oz. Guaranteed for life.

>> No.9977030

>>9977025
I've got, not ice. Two years ago when I was repainting my shed in the middle of Ohio summer, I filled the bottle with ice water and drank it throughout the day. There was still ice in it at the end when the shed was finished.

>> No.9977034
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9977034

>he drinks water

>> No.9977042

This. Ever had that feeling where you're really thirsty and when you start drinking water is feels like an involuntary action, never had that feeling with any other liquid.

>> No.9977067

anyone else feel like shit if they don't get enough water?

i drink about 8-10 liters per day

>> No.9977078

>>9977042
but Anon, water is the ONLY liquid
all other drinks are just water with other random bullshit mixed in

juice
soda
coffee
tea
alcohol
all water with some random shit in it

>> No.9977082

coffee, tea and juice

water sucks

>> No.9977085

>>9977082
u suck

>> No.9977089

>>9977082
Fuck off, coach Klein.

>> No.9977126

>>9977078
I DRINK OIL NIGGER WHAT NOW

>> No.9977152

>>9976623
>based water

>> No.9977153

>>9977126
Are you a robot?

>> No.9977164

>>9977005
It's good to hear that you have recovered, keep it up buddy, I might as well start drinking water too in order to prevent those stones... just not that much water lmao

>> No.9977186

>>9977164
It was the worst thing I've ever felt. The pain was indescribable. It was literally blinding. I could do nothing but lie on the floor rocking back and forth, half moaning, half screaming. I couldn't stand or talk. My wife was trying to drag me out of the house to take me to the emergency room but she couldn't. I peeled back the nail on my index and middle finger from scraping them against the vinyl flooring in the living room. The only conscious thought I was having was that I wished I were dead. I wouldn't wish a kidney stone on my worst enemy.

>> No.9977710

>>9977025
what lid should I get? it's looking hard to order lids individually in australia

>> No.9977733

f r e s s

>> No.9977741
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9977741

Big Water pushing their product again.

>> No.9977770

>>9977067
How much do you sweat a day?

>> No.9977773

Who /club soda/ here?

>> No.9978316

>>9977710
I have the regular screw lid with loop that it ships with.

>> No.9978375

>>9976735
Drinking anything immediately after waking up tastes fucking disgusting since you have that gross sleep taste in your mouth

>> No.9978422

>>9976623

I'll have mine neat, please

>> No.9978430

This thread is overwhelmingly Reddit-tier. you aren't special for drinking water. Everyone does it.

>> No.9978432

/ H 2 0 B O I S /

>> No.9978433
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9978433

>2018
>consuming the hydrogen jew

>> No.9978439

Classic thread.

>> No.9978447
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9978447

>being a literal waterboy

>> No.9978458

>>9978430

not at all true, plenty of dummies only drink alcohol and soda or juice

>> No.9978470

>>9977186
I hope you get another one fagit

>> No.9978603

>>9978430
water has literally zero benefits for your body

>> No.9978609

>>9976842
water doesnt make you smart idiot. its just the name of the bottle

>> No.9978630

Raw water or cooked?

>> No.9978640

>>9978630

boiled obviously, who the fuck wants worms

>> No.9978642

>>9978603
>T. brain dead fatty
just keep on chugging on the 2l bottle of coke that will make you live long.

>> No.9978660

>>9978603

that's the best bait i've seen today

>> No.9978662

>>9978640
What's it like living in the third world?

>> No.9978668

>>9978662

ohio isn't all bad

>> No.9978683

>>9976690
Glad it's not just me. Water is like chocolate milk - I can't just take a sip. I gotta chug that shit cause it's so damn good. I get up once or twice in the night and chug some water, chug some water in the morning, chug water at work, and then in the evening when I get home I chug some more. Fuck I love water.

>> No.9978684

>>9978668
ohio sucks, virginia is best

>> No.9978699

>>9977025
I can second the hydro flask recommendation. I've had my 21oz for 3 years and use it everyday. If I were to buy one again I'd go for a size or two up so I wouldn't have to refill as frequently.

>> No.9978702

>>9976690
My tap water is also gross. Just get a brita pitcher man. I bought one back in college almost a decade ago and still use it everyday. Nothing beats ice cold water. Keep a cup by my bed every night. I wake up and just chug water then go back to sleep.

>> No.9978897

>>9978609
but faggots like you buy it all the time anyway. stop feeding marketing faggot

>> No.9978933

>>9978702
enjoy your waterbugs faggot

>> No.9978939

>>9976623
Do Americans really drink this?

>> No.9979043

>>9978933
wtf are waterbugs

>> No.9979067
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9979067

>>9979043
Here's a recent picture I took of some. Also known as toe biters.

>> No.9979072

>>9976623
too spicy for me

>> No.9979420

can someone post the meme about water that goes something like this

"feeing nauseous // *one sip of water* // instantly feel better"

>> No.9979443

>>9979043
sea roaches

>> No.9979497

>>9977741
fucken kek

>> No.9979507

>>9979420
>dehydration

>> No.9979513

enjoy having to pee, stupid waterfags

>> No.9979608

>>9976623
*sips fedora*
also why are sip threads being deleted all of a sudden

>> No.9979629

>>9976623

Matcha master race here.

This mixed with cold water is all I drink:

https://www.amazon.com/Tradition-Powder-Matcha-Product-Taiwan/dp/B001T5GHUM

Water is for faggots.

>> No.9979780

>>9977030
That sounds like a family story your children s children will tell when the new generation of youngsters asks why a hydroflask on the fireplace mantle

>> No.9979859

you reminded me i need to hydrate. gonna go drink a liter rn thanks op

>> No.9979899
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9979899

Which fast food joint offers the best WATER?

>> No.9979917

>>9979899
review brah has given the definitive answer and it's def starbucks venti iced water

>> No.9979925
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9979925

>> No.9981395

>>9979925
meme lad

>> No.9981714

>>9979629
that is for soy numale fagboats like you

>> No.9981869

/hot water/ in the winter
/fizzy water/ in the summer

>> No.9981921
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9981921

For me, it's WATER

>> No.9981923

>>9976760
YO WHAT? They make sparkling water?

>> No.9981936

>>9977034
Whys that napkin on her head?

>> No.9981945

>>9981936
She lost a bet.

>> No.9981949

Who here /sodastream/?

>> No.9982036

>>9976623
>>9976690
>>9976735
Let's make this a general and create a retarded identity around the fact that we all drink /WATUH/ and we can all be genetic-failure-friends like the SIP/DEENZ posters.

>> No.9982057

>>9978375
Other people actually brush their teeth annon

>> No.9982193

>Forget to drink water for two days
>Piss dark red/brown
>Immediately chug half gallon of water so my kidneys don't shut down

>> No.9982200

dude h2o lmao

>> No.9982206

>>9982036
>failure
idk, our threads hit bump limits while the two threads you redbullies made died instantly..

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

>> No.9982785

>>9982206
Have fun with your low functioning kidneys and caffeine crash, I'll be over here actually tasting food and remaining awake and full of energy all day.

>> No.9983017

>>9976623
I raw water, but i is from Iceland, unlike some polluted 3rd country rest of you are from.

>> No.9983024
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9983024

>>9982785
i've always wondered why nonsippers are so bitter and cynical

>> No.9983114

I only drink distilled water

>> No.9983282

>>9983024
Obviously edited, the original text read "president suffers migraine after caffeine crash".

>> No.9984298

>>9983024
>so bitter and cynical
It's more that people get fed up with your nonsense and indignation.

>> No.9984563

>>9984298
bruh like just don't reply hahahahaha like change threads haha close yours eyes hahahahahhahaha

>> No.9984627
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9984627

>>9976623

>> No.9984668

>>9976623
Currently enjoying some ice cold agua myself

>> No.9984704

>>9982036
>and we can all be genetic-failures like the SIP/DEENZ poster
fixed it

>> No.9985503

>>9984627
wtf is this image lmao

>> No.9985515
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9985515

that ain't Cherry Coke Zero, anon

>> No.9985521

>>9979917
The clear cups make it seem nicer.

>> No.9985524

>>9976630
mizu

>> No.9986139
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9986139

i've been chronically dehydrated.

once i started intensive hydration, i swear it took 5-10 years off my face.

>> No.9986143

>>9976630
Told ya I ain't got no agua

>> No.9986153

>>9976735
This.

>> No.9986202

>>9985503
Typical PNW faggots.

>> No.9986451

>>9986202
>PNW
I'm from the pacific northwest and practically everyone I know eats food. I really get the impression it's normal.

>> No.9986478

>>9978939
Equal parts sugar and water only.

>> No.9986487

How do you guys make your water?

>> No.9986491

>>9986139
>this woman had a brighter light shone at her face

>> No.9986497

Only have tapwater in the house rn ugh. If I cool it its still drinkable..

>> No.9986513

>>9982057

Funfact if u only drink water u dont have to brush ur teeth.

>> No.9986519
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9986519

is there anything more nasty than room temperature (or worse, warm) water from a plastic bottle?
if I was stranded in the desert I'd rather die of thirst than drink a warm bottle of dasani

>> No.9986523

>>9986519
Many things. Like that foul beef taste no one else seems to taste besides u. On random occasions.

>> No.9986531

>>9986139
>>9986491
Picture was also taken with a different lens

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9986546

>>9986487
Get a can of cold seltzer. Open it. Put it on your desk and let it sit there. After 24 hours you will have a can of pure, room temperature water. Enjoy.

>> No.9986702

>>9986519
Room temp water is absorbed better than cold water. I agree with you, though. Given the choice, I'll take ice cold water all day.

>> No.9986716

>>9982193
Your kidneys wouldn't even shut off past three days

>> No.9986730

>>9986702
>>9986519
I think it's more something about the minerals they add for "taste".
And something about the plastic of the bottle and that weird clingy feeling of it on your tongue.
It's just bitter and terrible taste and feeling and it's like the plastic has tainted the mouth feel of the water.
idk that's just what i think

>> No.9986741

>>9986730
I fill one of those large rectangular Brita tanks about once a day and use that to fill a 40 oz Hydro Flask or make sparkling water with it.

>> No.9986899

>>9976630
awa de uwu (sin ewe)