Al/ck/ general n-n-no homo

[Anonymous No.9971649]

Being gay is a mental illness edition.

[Anonymous No.9971670]

>>9971608

Proper thread. Do not make duplicates please.

[Anonymous No.9971675]

>>9971649

[Anonymous No.9971682]

>>9971649
thank you op. Mods please delete the gay thread.

[Anonymous No.9971685]

>>9971649

>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.9971687]

Thank you OP. ABANDONING THE FAGFLAG EDITION

[Anonymous No.9971688]

How's everyone's taper going since new years?

[Anonymous No.9971691]

>>9971649
How about fuck you edition?

[Anonymous No.9971692]

>>9971688
Relapsed twice. Feelsterribleman

[Anonymous No.9971694]

>>9971688
Tapered down, had a lapse this week because of work. Probably no need for me to taper again because I'm only drinking strong beer. It's better than shaking, sweating, and feeling like I'm going to die at my desk lol

[Anonymous No.9971708]

>>9971692
Relapsed or lapsed? My therapist has a distinction between the two. Eg., If I'm sober for a month then get hammered for a night he considers that a lapse. A relapse is when you undo all the work you've put towards sobriety - something I'm familiar with ;_;

[Anonymous No.9971709]

>>9971688
not bragging, but 8 days sober. I'm so bored and hungry all the damn time.

[Anonymous No.9971712]

>>9971670
Yeah nah fuck that. Delete that shit please.

[Anonymous No.9971721]

>>9971670
If you're a janitor, delete the other thread like a good goy.

>>9971709
Eat more. You have ~1000+ calories to do what you want with.

[Anonymous No.9971735]

>>9971688
108 days no booze. made a new homemade bong.

[Anonymous No.9971738]

>>9971688
Tapered this week but my housemates are out so I'm having a big night by myself tonight. Defeats the purpose, but you know where I'm coming from.

[Anonymous No.9971739]

>>9971735
Is weed what kept you off the sauce?

[Anonymous No.9971742]

>>9971721
Yea I'm just afraid i'll get fat. The booze was making me fat because I was crushing 50+ beers on a weekend and still eating like shit on top of that, but i'm just nervous i'll fill that gap with empty calories some other way.

[Anonymous No.9971749]

>>9971735
>tfw get weekly drug tests at work

[Anonymous No.9971762]

>>9971749
I’d rather be unemployed than have my private life dictated to me like this. Why do Americans put up with it? It’s not the norm, yaknow.

[Anonymous No.9971766]

Local store opens in 1 hr... but there is a dodgy shop open a few miles away. License has been cancelled so I'll have to walk there tho

[Anonymous No.9971767]

Tomorrow's the day boys.

Going to try my first day without alcohol in two years.

Been tapering like a mother fucker the last month and I can finally get through a day without terrible withdraw symptoms. I'm down to a half 6oz flask a day, and think I can make it a full 24 without.

Wish me luck!

[Anonymous No.9971770]

>>9971739
Weed helps for sure. Any crutch helps and weed is my second choice. Sucks when I run out. I start looking lusty at nyquil. I just don't drink.

[Anonymous No.9971773]

>>9971762
I work in the mining industry in 'straya, which is fair enough for hard drugs because I wouldn't want to mince my work colleagues. Just sucks I can't have a blunt after work - there's not much out here tbqh desu

[Anonymous No.9971778]

>>9971742
Start smoking cigarettes and eat at least one salad a day and that should keep your weight down.

[Anonymous No.9971780]

>>9971767
good luck dude, congrats, it's better here on the other side
>tfw can literally see the relapse clouds gathering on the horizon for me tho

[Anonymous No.9971782]

>>9971767
Good luck anon. I'm rooting for you.

[Anonymous No.9971790]

YEAH BOYS IT'S A FRESH THREAD
WE GOT A FRESH THREAD
A FRESH THREAD BABY TONIIIIITE

[Anonymous No.9971795]

>>9971708
Huh, I’m not sure I agree with your therapist.
If I so much as smell ethanol in vanilla extract I’m in a horribly precarious position. If thereafter I drink one unit, it’s all ogre.

[Anonymous No.9971796]

>>9971790
what is this referencing

also what is the most accurate representation of alcoholism you have seen on youtube/cinema etc

[Anonymous No.9971799]

>>9971688
I went cold turkey. It was fucking hell, but I'm still dry. So I guess it was worth the hellish withdrawals, I just hope I never relapse ever again.

[Anonymous No.9971800]

>>9971608

Proper thread is here.

[Anonymous No.9971802]

>sober
>buy 6 pack of mini 7 ups
>get home
>THEY ARE FUCKING DIET SEVEN UPS
consider relapse

[Anonymous No.9971806]

>>9971766
would probably be faster just to wait the hour than walk a few miles there and a few back

[Anonymous No.9971807]

>>9971773
I’d quit same day, absolute fact. My private life is not to be dictated by my need for money - I would rather be homeless.

[Anonymous No.9971810]

>>9971796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IdEhvuNxV8
but only vaguely

[Anonymous No.9971816]

>>9971767
Good luck anon. I'll have a drink for you tomorrow so you don't have to.

What are your plans for 2018?

[Anonymous No.9971819]

>>9971810
>>9971810
this song makes me wanna get blackout drunk and dance in my living room while my family judges me

[Anonymous No.9971820]

>>9971796
>also what is the most accurate representation of alcoholism you have seen on youtube/cinema etc
Leaving Las Vegas was alright, but what really hit home was Flight. And I'm not even a nigglet.

[Anonymous No.9971822]

Walked to liquor store today, puked in parking lot from last night,. counted change to get 2 42 ozs of steel reserve. living the life

[Anonymous No.9971826]

>>9971800
Give it up. 98% of the population is straight. Plus you’re a newfag who can’t even silhouette.

[Anonymous No.9971828]

>>9971820
LLV is accurate depiction of WD and how the fun ends quick, but Cage's character is a little over the top.

[Anonymous No.9971830]

>>9971820
yeah flight is good and dark about the alcoholism
im trying to think of others

some moments in Mad Men are close, when draper loses control, when duck gets trashed and calls that ugly big forehead chick whatever her name is

[Anonymous No.9971833]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpVcX0W67OY

Post comedy lads

[Anonymous No.9971836]

>>9971800
The joke is pretty funny, but tbqh familia I just want a thread where I can share experience with fellow drunks without incessant shitposting. All the best.

[Anonymous No.9971844]

>>9971828
It’s just a Hollywood depiction of alcoholism. I liked it. It totally flops in terms of its ability to accurately portray the more gruesome (I.e true) reality of alcoholism, but it’s not totally void of legitimacy, plus Elizabeth Shue is qt af in it.

[Anonymous No.9971846]

>>9971822
>wake up
>can't find car keys, wallet, or phone
>fuck it, need to get booze first
>scrounge for change
>walk 2 mile to gas station knowing whichever clerk it is will recognize me regardless
>pint of vodka at 8am
>goodbye has gone from "Have a nice day" to "Please be careful"
>drink half of pint on way home
>find belongings with a nice buzz
>success

[Anonymous No.9971856]

>>9971796
>>9971830
>>9971828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5gQ_rruDmc

This hits pretty hard, even if you're not a fan of Brit comedy.

[Anonymous No.9971858]

>>9971846
do u work?

[Anonymous No.9971870]

how do all you guys who have to keep scrounging change up for your booze afford it day after day? once im out of money im going to be out

[Anonymous No.9971872]

Peace assholes

https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/nzhz3zrdnwc3z8xz

[Anonymous No.9971876]

>>9971870
i work a few days a week, so i always have some type of money around even if its only a few bucks. and I make tips

[Anonymous No.9971880]

>>9971856
This is why I’m real with my corner shop, lol. I make a joke of my alcoholism. They went from awkward looks to jokes and smiles.

[Anonymous No.9971887]

>>9971856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPWgodul_E

Classic

[Anonymous No.9971890]

>>9971870
Right now I work full time so booze money is no problem but when I was poor I would rotate, depending on money that week, from my favorite costly booze to absolute bottom shelf tier stuff. If I had no money I would steal from my flatmates.

[Anonymous No.9971892]

what are u fags listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBcuIIKY94U

[Anonymous No.9971896]

>>9971872
lol youre proper smashed m8

sleep tight lil drunkie, hopefully you get some restful sleep

[Anonymous No.9971899]

>>9971816

The resolutions read as thus:

1) stop drinking (nearly, if not already, there)
2) stable exercise routine (already working on it)
3) Pay off car (sent my payoff check in on Tuesday)
4) Pay off student loan (will be complete in February)
5) Move out (should have $14k in the bank by June for first month rent and apartment furnishing)

This is going to be my year.

[Anonymous No.9971909]

look at this fucking Tito's gift box

[Anonymous No.9971913]

>>9971909
you could probably swap out expensive vodka with skol or popov and normies couldn't tell the difference

[Anonymous No.9971916]

>>9971909
That is the greatest fucking titos gift box I have ever seen. And I have seen none.

[Anonymous No.9971925]

>>9971856
i love this skit but you can tell it's not real because he's not shaking so bad he can't hold onto the change or the cans
i mean if you're being realistic
tfw they all know

[Anonymous No.9971939]

>>9971858
Yep I'm a cook in a hospital kitchen. That was on my day off. I'm shipping out for the Air Force in April. Haven't drank since New Years and I'm definitely not going to fuck around with liquor once I'm in

[Anonymous No.9971940]

>>9971909
whoopdefucking doo it's vodka
it all tastes the same
what a scam, i wish i were tito

[Anonymous No.9971948]

>>9971925
>tfw they all know
They always know

[Anonymous No.9971957]

>>9971939
>I'm definitely not going to fuck around with liquor once I'm in
Remember this reply.

[Anonymous No.9971976]

>>9971778
Unironically this. Cigs and some basic cardio with lots of veg cured my tubby baby fat.

[Anonymous No.9971980]

>>9971976
how about vaping

[Anonymous No.9971982]

>>9971980
cigs are better, the actual smoke contains a variety of psychoactive compounds, some which act as MAOIs even, and reduce hunger, it's not just the nicotine. not memeing, google it.

[Anonymous No.9972002]

>>9971948
>walk into liquor store with 3 day beard in yesterdays clothes
>don't even give a fuck at that point

[Anonymous No.9972003]

Any chance we could chat on omegle, under alck?
Need someone to talk to

[Anonymous No.9972005]

>>9972003
what's wrong anon

[Anonymous No.9972010]

>>9972003
I cbf to Omegle. I’ll call uk alchie grils though.

[Anonymous No.9972014]

>>9972003
Am I the only one who gets drunk and immediately wants to share problems and connect emotionally with someone?
I'm the opposite sober

[Anonymous No.9972016]

>>9971649
I cant live, if living is without you,
I cant live like this anymore

[Anonymous No.9972017]

>>9971870
I have a few hundred saved up, but I don't drink anymore so...Other than that I'm on NEETbux while I'm in between jobs.

[Anonymous No.9972028]

>>9972016
I CANT ILIIIIVE
IF LIVING IW WITHOUT A NEW BBREAD
I CANT LIVE ANYMOOOORE

[Anonymous No.9972044]

>>9972014
I'm the exact same. Sucks to be honest

[Anonymous No.9972049]

Does absinthe actually make you hallucinate?

[Anonymous No.9972050]

>>9972044
Results in lots of cringe.
Really it won't be interpreted as cringe to everyone, but it always will be to us, because its not our nature.

[Anonymous No.9972060]

>>9972049
It can make you drunk. Maybe 100 years ago but today it's all marketing and chinese whispers.

[Anonymous No.9972062]

>>9972049
It never really did anon, but since the ingredient that produced those effects is banned in a lot of areas, it won't provide any hallucinogenic effects.

[Anonymous No.9972076]

>>9972014

oh man this gave me a flash of anxiety, you're not the only one.


the cycle always repeats as

> be hardened and emotionally closed off during the work week
> start drinking
> feel happy and loving, craving affection
> other drunk people see you as needy and tell you to chill the fuck out
> become a sad drunk and start crying
> go home drunk thinking how you'll never ever open up to people ever again as you rant to yourself while falling asleep


over and over and over and over

[Anonymous No.9972081]

>>9972050
You and I should be buddies so we don't suffer from that bullshit. We'll dump our cringe on each other.

[Anonymous No.9972082]

>>9972076
You should do something different.

[Anonymous No.9972085]

>>9972081
That's why i suggested omegle. Get on

[Anonymous No.9972086]

>>9972076
iktf

[Anonymous No.9972099]

>>9972028
Ayyyyy i dont want to live if its without you
Dont wanna live anymore !

[Anonymous No.9972112]

>>9972081
>>9972076

Maybe if i tell you I am female you will talk to me?

[Anonymous No.9972135]

>>9972112
I'll talk to you but im drunk. I might not reply.

[Anonymous No.9972138]

>>9972112
On omegle? Or skype or some shit?

[Anonymous No.9972200]

Anyone else can't look at texts/messages/chats in the morning after they were wasted the night before?

[Anonymous No.9972218]

>>9972200
I cant live
If living is without you.
Yes i go weeks before i look at texts i sent on a bender. Ysually shadow delete any replies.

[Anonymous No.9972238]

Guys, tell me why you drink.

I don't want this to be about me so I'll post my reason later

[Anonymous No.9972248]

>>9972218
DIDNT WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALLLLL

[Anonymous No.9972250]

>>9972238
gin. bombay. fifths and fifths,

[Anonymous No.9972259]

>>9972250
Maybe you misread.

If not, fuck I hate gin. You're crazy

[Anonymous No.9972261]

>>9972250
kek i misread the shit out of that

i drink due to vague existential anxiety and boredom which spikes occasionally into spasms of severe self loathing and anger toward society and the conditions of human life on this planet in general

[Anonymous No.9972266]

>>9972261
Wow you're pretty much me. The only difference is that I've moved past anger into complete depression

[Anonymous No.9972269]

i kinda want to feel my nut rise from the sac of my balls, but im too tired and numb to do anything about it

[Anonymous No.9972270]

>>9972269

[Anonymous No.9972275]

is there an al/ck/ discord or anything? I just want to drunkpost at a faster rate

[Anonymous No.9972276]

>>9972270
If you stick your dick in that vacuum, you're going to rip it off

[Anonymous No.9972280]

>>9972276
Is putting your dick in a vacuum a good idea? I bet it feels hella good

[Anonymous No.9972286]

>>9972280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OR5f3W2t6k

[Anonymous No.9972301]

>>9972286
That was pretty funny. Thanks faget

[Anonymous No.9972303]

Am I gunna be ok?

[Anonymous No.9972306]

>>9971649
>THIS IS NOT A COUNTRY OF PEPE THE FROG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFL627o8BAQ

[Anonymous No.9972308]

>>9972303
No you're not. You need to leave now and rethink your life if you want to be okay.
I've already decided on killing myself so I have an excuse to stay in this shithole

[Anonymous No.9972311]

>>9972303
if you are unironically asking that on this board, no, probably not honestly

[Anonymous No.9972320]

>>9972303
this is not happy-feel-better land. that's detox, rehab, and years of clean living and exercise and therapy with a good job and a nice gf.

this is the abyss, and we are all down here with you, blacking out and sweating and shaking and vomiting. this is not where u come to get better.

you cockhead, you

[Anonymous No.9972322]

>>9972303
how bad do you want to find out

[Anonymous No.9972343]

Guys I'm gonna kms in a few days, I just have to wrap up some loose ends.

What should I get fucked up on before I end it?

[Anonymous No.9972358]

>>9972306
>>98045408
?

[Anonymous No.9972365]

>>9972343

Get a credit card. Buy huge amounts of gold and silver online and max it out. Give the gold and silver away to friends/family/homeless people/whatever you want (using metals prevents it from being seized/taxed).

Just do it. Fuck some bank over and make some people you like happy in the process.

Actually get as many credit cards as you can.

[Anonymous No.9972378]

>>9972365
I feel like there is no way this would actually work. My family does fine, anyway.
I was looking for suggestions on booze

[Anonymous No.9972384]

>>9971649
Drunkenly broke a bunch of shit the last day of my "delayed" New Years Resolution. I'm not as far down the path as a lot of you, but I could tell that my drinking was affecting a lot of my relationships, my work, and my health (minor tremors and constant nausia until the next drink)

I'm 4 days sober now and kept a couple of the broken things around to remind me why I'm doing this. I mostly get the cravings for nightcaps, or after I exercise (used to reward myself for burning off calories), but I'm hopeful that this upward trend will continue,

I hope this new year goes as well for you all as it's started to for me. For those of you without hope, I hope your pain ends soon.

Goodnight Al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9972411]

only have beer. no money. beer is too fulling.

[Anonymous No.9972487]

Sober for around 9 days. Not a NY resolution or anything, just went through a particularly grim period around the holidays where a girl I was seeing suddenly cut off contact like a week before christmas and I decided I can't keep doing this and expecting things to not get worse.

Was able to sleep for more than 6 hours last night for the first time in months but still getting used to having dreams again.
Slowly getting my appetite back but still struggle to get in more than 200 calories in before 4pm.
Reading a FUCK TON of manga because I don't have the energy to do anything else. House is still largely a mess and I only tentatively got back into working out today.
9 days isn't great but it's better than most of my attempts. Things are different now in that I only really have one friend now who still goes out drinking regularly and he would definitely understand if I told him why I can't. At least not for a good long while.

Most importantly it's fucking great not having to shit 4 times a day and expel my body weight in urine.

[Anonymous No.9972490]

Night 6 sober here

Might have a beer tomm.

Im not trying to be a teetotaler but my new years res is no booze on "school" nights. Even if i would have only a few.

Its doable guys. Worst part is around 5-bed time. If you can keep preoccupied within these times you will be fine. I wish i was younger and could just play video games or just find something to do and not be bothered 24/7

>t. Father of 3 and work 3 jobs and been drinking nearly every day for nearly 20 years. On work days wouldnt get hammered but on weekends have fun

Least most of you guys are still young and have some degree of personal freedom. Use it.

[Anonymous No.9972517]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5Fq3U_FjYc
the feels r real

[Anonymous No.9972524]

>>9972517
Love how Rivers genuinely looks nervous for most of that

[Anonymous No.9972525]

>>9971649
Went too fucking hard the other night.

Wife got way too drunk, fought with me for going on five hours, screaming and crying and carrying on. I finally got so angry that I demolished a door with my bare hands in our apartment.

Got off the drink for a few days to atone, and then she went and got wasted by herself and I had to gently guide her to bed after hours of babble.

Fuck, I'd rather be gay at this point.

[Anonymous No.9972598]

>>9972238
To kill memories of a bad past

[Anonymous No.9972599]

>>9972525
Sounds bad but it could be worse.
>got home from work
>just finished a large project
>decide to have a few beers
>gf still at work
>do my thing: drink, listen to music, play videogames
>gf gets home and is mad at the state I'm in
>I'm so inebriated I can't communicate
>I manage to spit out "too drunk, let's talk tomorrow"
>she goes apeshit, punches me in the face
>in the moment I snap and punch her in the side, not wanting to hit her face
>falls down, sobbing etc.
So I pass out, wake up, and we carry on with our lives. She had rib pain for a few months and after a scan it turned several were broken.

>tfw breaking ur girl

[Anonymous No.9972604]

>>9972238
I have almost no gums in my mouth and the only way I can get them back is with synthetic surgery, which is what I'm going to get. In the meantime I plan on drinking the pain and my gums away.

[Anonymous No.9972617]

>>9972599
I'm glad I didn't hit her.

God damn I wanted to. I wanted to fucking kill her.

She's lucky, to be honest. She drew down on me, and I had to wrestle a loaded gun out of her hands.

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.9972632]

>>9972617
>loaded gun
I'm glad my country's government has strict control over firearms. If they hadn't I'm 100% sure I would've killed myself by now. Only time I fired a rifle was when I was in the military.

[Anonymous No.9972636]

>>9972632
Can I ask which country?

I was in the US military, served in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Somalia.

[Anonymous No.9972651]

>>9972636
Sure, New Zealand. Served in the Gulf, Bosnia, and East Timor as a medic.

I had a bit of a drinking problem over there (plenty of cheap scotch - cleaner than the water), but it has only recently gotten worse.

[Anonymous No.9972658]

>>9972651
I started drinking when I came home. Just a lot of things that I didn't want to remember.

Turns out you just end up remembering them anyway.

We really should quit, shouldn't we? What made things worse for you lately? You okay brother?

[Anonymous No.9972679]

>tfw /al/ck is the only friendly place on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9972684]

>>9972679
We need to take care of each other.

Sometimes, we're all that we've got.

Here, have a Greek kitty cat.

[Anonymous No.9972687]

>>9972658
>We really should quit, shouldn't we?
It would be best for our health. I don't know what made me want to drink more, maybe a change of scenery? We're going to be alright :)

[Anonymous No.9972693]

>>9972679
>tfw you've visited 4chan daily since 2008
>10 years
You're correct. Al/ck/ filled with people from all walks of life trying to beat the same thing, and it's something you don't really see anywhere else on the internet. I don't use social media so I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.9972696]

>>9972687
>We're going to be alright :)

We sure are. Here's to you, Kiwi.

[Anonymous No.9972789]

>>9971796
This is the best alcoholism-related film (and one of the better films) I've ever seen. It really captures the feeling of a waking nightmare in a way that is rare.

[Anonymous No.9972792]

>>9972378
Get a credit card anyway and max it out on expensive shit.

[Anonymous No.9972889]

>the look of the store clerk when you're buying boxes of red wine in the morning

[Anonymous No.9972918]

>>9972280
I once heard a story of a guy who did that, the vacuum had a little fan thing inside the hose that cut his dick off

better just jerk off anon

[Anonymous No.9973077]

>>9971887
kek.

>>9971982
What about full extract eliquids, with all tobacco terpenes and stuff added to the nicotine?

>>9972049
No. It never was hallucinogenic, just a strong alcohol. You'd die of alcohol poisoning long before having effect from other molecules, even with a fucked up batch.
Withdrawals can however, and are more likely with a strong liquor than beer/wine, so people somehow confused the two when they banned it.

>>9972679
/d/ can turn into a hugbox occasionally. Their fantasised sexuality is as fucked up as our lives.

>>9972280
Bad idea. Get a unahole or a fleshlight, there are tons of products designed to stick your dick in and feel good without ripping your dick off.
Brb, gonna fuck my Tenga 3D Zen.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973157]

>>9971802
Is this the radio head guy or just some awesome fellow?

[Anonymous No.9973172]

>>9973157
it's jonothan rhys meyers, an actor

[Anonymous No.9973184]

>>9971649
This is a cooking forum sir, go back to lgbt.

[Anonymous No.9973197]

>>9972002

walk into liquor store. havent shaved in 5 months. Same walmart RED WHITE AND BREW lincoln wants you singlet my gf bought me back from america 5 months ago which is my 'going to the liquor store clothes' as i usually sit naked and drink at home. As soon as he sees me he reaches into the fridge and gets my beer.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973225]

>>9973172
Ah. Thanks!

>>9973197
The liquot store i go to has a barcode on their desk that they scan so i dont even need to waste more time, run my card with no reciept. In and out, like a job.

[Anonymous No.9973242]

>make casual friends with the liquor store owner
>visibly disappointed in me when I buy a handle of cheap vodka

[Anonymous No.9973268]

How much do you guys need to get drunk enough for it to be fun?
I'm a fat fuck neet whose addiction to alcohol turned obese weighting 105 kilos for 185cm and I can't afford to get drunk anymore
My usual daily intake is 750ml white wine bottle and 300ml vodka mixed with 1L of diet coke

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973277]

>>9973268
Take out the white wine, up the vodka to 375ml and youll be fine.

[Anonymous No.9973291]

>>9973268
I'd say about 40% of a handle of 40% ABV, but I mostly enjoy the part like two shots before passing out, where everything seems amazing and I can barely walk, so I can just completely indulge in podcasts or anime.

[Anonymous No.9973312]

>>9973277
I'm not even sure it'd make much difference when ti comes to money
I live in Italy and can easily find wine bottles for barely above 2 bucks but 750ml vodka bottles are around 13 bucks
i'd be tempted to even go full wine but i'd just get morbidly obese

>>9973291
That's something I'm also curious about

What do you guys do to have fun when drunk? I either rant at internet "friends" or listen very loudly to music, sing along and drunkenly dance alone
I haven't found any videogame I have fun playing while drunk, it just hurts my head
Any recommendations?

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973320]

>>9973312
You should go out more, befriend people at a bar, maybe watch a football or cricket match at a local bar and make it a habit. You're literally doing the same shit other people do to have fun drinking, jjst by yourself.

Dont drive tho, dont be a moron.

[Anonymous No.9973321]

>>9973312

rent a hotel room in las vegas when the country music festival is on

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973351]

Pretty mellow day off, starting early.

[Anonymous No.9973380]

>>9973268
what do you mean by 'fun'? i don't think ive had fun drinking since i was in high school

but to get drunk to the point where i feel numb and just 'fine', generally around 14-16 standard drinks

[Anonymous No.9973399]

>>9971872
Peace bruh, I like pointless little drunken insights into al/ck/ like this. may the cringe fairy bring you indifference and asprin this fine morning

[Anonymous No.9973422]

>>9971807
i sure do believe you.

[Anonymous No.9973426]

Just shit a pint or two of blood. How fu/ck/ed am i?

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973428]

>>9973426
Walk it off you mary.

[Anonymous No.9973432]

>>9973426
red or black blood?

[Anonymous No.9973442]

Dark red

[Anonymous No.9973454]

>>9973442
non-digested blood... you blew out an internal descended blood vessel. A hemorrhoid. Make a doc appointment if you are in your thirties. Get a colonoscopy.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973478]

>>9973454
Thats some dr. House shit and very impressive.

[Anonymous No.9973490]

Yeah, just had real bad stomach ache. Not been able to eat or drink. Somethings burst anyways. My belly has gone right down.

[Anonymous No.9973508]

>>9973490
Non-descended roids fill up like water balloons inside you and eventually burst... it is a LOT of blood and scary, but more than likely a one time, non life threatening thing. If you are over 30 though, go get your poop hole checked out. You likely got a couple more in you they can lance, and clean up any other polyps you might have.

[Anonymous No.9973513]

>>9973490
Isn’t a haemorrhoid if you shat 2 pints of blood. Especially if your stomach area is in pain. As you’re no doubt well aware, nobody here has a chance in hell of giving props med advice, but I’d guess It’s more likely IBD than a simple burst vessel. Apply pressure to your large intestine with your hand, use google to determine which bits it is that are hurting.
You need a Doc, bruh. If it is IBD, severity of the disease at the time of diagnosis and initial treatment is crucial to the extent to which you’re likely to be affected for life.
Good luck mang. Drinking gave me IBD too.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973522]

>>9973513
Is that when your intestines inflame causing easy ruptures in the lower linings? Pushing hard when you shit exacerbates the problem i hear.

[Anonymous No.9973544]

>>9973522
Typically it’s microscopic ulceration. Thousands upon thousands of tiny ulcers. It’ll give you terrible diarrhoea, a raw, sore feeling in the intestine, and they all bleed. Ruptures are no doubt more likely, but I’ve taken a couple of solid punches to the stomach and been fine.

[Anonymous No.9973557]

>>9973513
He should push on his tummy? There are no nerve endings in the intestines or colon you know. If he was having pain, it was likely gas. Hemorrhoids guy is likely right. Those things can fill up with a lot of blood and when they burst it is like explosive diarrhea

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973558]

>>9973544
Figures. I had one ulcer in my life, in college drinking 151 from a flask for 3 semesters in class. Eventually i had what i thougjt was beer shits but it was all fucked up, went to an IG and it was an acute ulcer from stress and alcphol abuse. Toned it down to beer for a bit but once i did vodka regularly it never seemed to repeat itself since, its been over 6 years.

[Anonymous No.9973567]

>>9973557
IBD hurts like a bitch, go in with symptoms like those described and the Doc will apply pressure along your large intestine and ask which bits hurt. Try having a colonoscopy, then tell me that didn’t hurt.
>>9973558
Stomach ulcers aren’t well understood by the led community. Since 2001 docs have been telling me that I’m wrong in believing that ulceration is caused by pathogenic microorganisms. In 2005 someone won the nobel prize for proving it
https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/2005/press.html

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973571]

>>9973567
I noticed when you booze your physiologically fucked up because it most likely messes with the balance of good and bad bacteria in your gi tract.

[Anonymous No.9973577]

>>9973571
I think it’s the yeast and complex carbs in stuff like beer, not the ethanol. If I drink beer I’m crippled by pain, but I can chug vodka all day long

[Anonymous No.9973579]

>>9973567
i have had two. They are performed under sedation, and were painless. I am telling you they do not hurt.

The lower digestive tract has no pain sensing nerves. You had inflammation and gas as felt symptoms when your doc did his run down on you.

[Anonymous No.9973584]

>>9973579
I’ve had about ten, and yeah they give you strong painkillers and sedatives because otherwise they hurt like hell
https://www.webmd.com/colorectal-cancer/news/20000407/colonoscopy-discomfort-sedation

[Anonymous No.9973596]

>>9973478
It’s lupus

[Anonymous No.9973611]

>>9973596
It is NEVER lupus except that one time.

[Anonymous No.9973625]

>>9973584
Yeah, I can see it being uncomfortable if you happen to be awake. We shoot a lot of air up your ass. A lot.

[Anonymous No.9973638]

>>9973625
My last two I did without sedation or painkillers, because having alienated everyone close to me, I had nobody to escort me home while still rekt on sedatives. Fuck staying in overnight just because I was high, so I insisted on just going without. It was not a cosy experience.

[Anonymous No.9973659]

>>9973638
Not for the doctors either I'd wager. I would have not scoped you for making poor health decisions, but really just because I do not want to make small talk with you while doing an exploratory of your asshole. I am not there to be your buddy or listen to your opinion on an eval. You are just a sickness to me. Let me deal with the sickness. It is what I went to school for.

[Anonymous No.9973673]

>>9971687
like, i don't care if anyone's gay but i don't start threads with "straight al/ck/s get in here"
fuck
i don't care what anyone does, but that's just attention seeking

[Anonymous No.9973679]

can't relapse if you don't quit

[Anonymous No.9973683]

>>9973673
It’s just because someone else started the new thread with a fag flag, and al/ck/ noped hard

[Anonymous No.9973764]

>>9973673
U missed the party last night, was a gay flag impostor thread

[Anonymous No.9973778]

>>9973268
There is no fun drinking any-more. That was in your younger years, before you became addicted.
Now there is only drinking to not feel like shit. It will last some time, a few years probably.
Then there will only be drinking to avoid delirium tremens, and feeling horrible all the time. Just different versions of horrible.

I'm sorry Anon. I wish there was a solution, I wish to be able to have fun with alcohol too, like any normal human being, but there isn't any.
Some people manage to stop drinking for a while to lower their tolerance, and after a few months can drink with moderation, but I suspect they weren't addicted in the first place, just heavy drinkers.

>>9973312
volume*ABV/price. Must be the highest.
Most price difference comes to taxes, so cheapest is vodka/everclear in the US, cider in UK, often wine in countries with a wine lobby (France, presumably Italy, etc.)
Most calories from booze comes from the alcohol (unless you're drinking liquor+soda or sweetened stuff). You know you have to change your food and exercise habits if you want to lose weight, this includes drinking booze daily.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973814]

>>9973778
Great insight. Been drinking half a 750ml a day of vodka since 2006 but drank 151 and beer since 2009, when do i expect dt? My hands dont shake ans i dont experience panic attacks or anxiety when i go 16 hr without booze or more.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973822]

>>9973814
I usually work 10 to 12 hr a day and drink when i get home, if it helps my diagnosis.

[Anonymous No.9973834]

>get drunk enough to spend $18 on Uber eats mcdickles and barley even eat it
Fucking kill me, I don’t know what’s worse- reheated mcdickles, or wasting $18

[Anonymous No.9973868]

>>9973814
Try 72h.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973871]

>>9973868
Is that how long it takes? Alright ill try it today. Ill screen cap fhis to further my progress.

[Anonymous No.9973889]

I was a heavy alchie with stage 2 cirrosis...

It has been about 10 days since my last drink, which coincides with CA legalization of marijuana. So far, it has kept me from falling off the wagon, but not sure for how long...

For now, it's doing the job of getting rid of that antsy/edgy feeling when I usually start reaching for a beer. Hope this can last.

[Anonymous No.9973921]

>>9973889
It can for sure so long as you stay productive and don't run out of weed. A lot of us addicts simply have mood control and motivation problems due to depression or whatever. A drug to use as a reward system WORKS, and in my estimation, pot is safest and reliable.

[Anonymous No.9973980]

>>9973351
Do you live under a house...?

[Anonymous No.9974012]

>>9973980
Guy might live under a mansion. You don't know his story.

[Anonymous No.9974073]

>>9974012
Well that's why I asked.

[Anonymous No.9974087]

>>9974073
I know. Waiting on the answer myself. Guy was on a few times yesterday. Think he works in the trades (construction or something) and drinks as soon as he puts down tools. All pics look job site.

[Anonymous No.9974131]

>>9972014
Yeah I'm pretty much like this, but I have to be fucking shithoused anymore. I live a pretty solitary life and literally don't talk to anyone unless I've been drinking.

[Anonymous No.9974142]

>>9971940
>tastes the same
Not true, but it's only that some vodkas taste less shit than others.

[Anonymous No.9974148]

>>9971948
This is why I just do my thing immediately at any new place I go to. They're going to know soon so I just don't care and come and go as often as I please. Couldn't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.9974161]

>>9973921
>mood control

This is the most important thing for me. When I get into a bad alchohol craving, I am very depressed/angry/unstable if I don't have a drink. The weed helps to mellow me out a little...

[Anonymous No.9974164]

>>9974142
I'm only a vodka drinker and I find that more expensive vodka burns a lot less.

[Anonymous No.9974170]

>>9973921
If I liked weed I wouldn't be alcoholic, but it is SIMPLE for me to go into horrible existential panics from not that much. I've been high like 100 times, only 1 or 2 good highs ever, the rest were nightmares. I've never smoked it again.

[Anonymous No.9974179]

>>9973351
Your place seriously looks like a creepy old shithole basement.

[Anonymous No.9974183]

>>9973889

Yeah...you're going to drink again. For one, drug replacement never works. For another, somebody who actually wants to quit says they're done, that's it. Not, "Umm...I'm doing pretty good, hopefully i'll stay sober....."

[Anonymous No.9974192]

>>9974183
if I could grow weed legally I’d absolutely never drink again

[Anonymous No.9974198]

>>9974170
>I've been high like 100 times, only 1 or 2 good highs ever, the rest were nightmares.

Smoke a little less? Or try indica instead of sativa. It's more of a body high than an 'mental' high.

About the panic part: that is exactly how I get when I am desperate for alchohol. I almost go into a panic if there is none in the house and I can't get a drink right away... I don't even have to want to drink, but just NOT having it in the house makes me panic like the world is ending or something. It's bad to the point I feel ashamed for freaking out afterwards.

[Anonymous No.9974210]

>>9974183
>For one, drug replacement never works

Yeah. I don't think this is true at all. They do this for opioids and other drugs. Why wouldn't it have similar benefits with alcohol?

[Anonymous No.9974218]

based al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9974223]

>>9974198
I'm not as physically addicted to alcohol as I was years ago, but I know exactly what you're talking about. Before I checked myself into a detox I absolutely had to have liquor available 24/7. Back then I would panic if there was nothing in the house.

[Anonymous No.9974234]

>>9974198
I just don't even care because I don't hang out with anyone who smokes weed anymore and it's illegal in my state. I could do a single hit off of a joint and be legitimately high. Before I really knew what weed was I took a giant cloud out of a grav bong/gallon jug, and it was so fucked up that to this day it still stands as one of the worst experiences of my entire life.

[Anonymous No.9974276]

>>9973321
Too soon.

[Anonymous No.9974291]

>>9974087
I remember him saying he worked at a graveyard.

Could be wrong but it's unlikely for me to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.9974334]

>>9974276
>that pic
I cry because I have a fiance and family I love and it was all a lie. Now they're all gone...

[Anonymous No.9974349]

>>9974276

[Anonymous No.9974350]

>>9974276

[Anonymous No.9974367]

>>9974276

[Anonymous No.9974383]

>>9973611
The time that it actually was lupus, what was it like?

[Anonymous No.9974386]

Do you "people" drink when you're sick?

[Anonymous No.9974390]

>>9974386
I have plenty of times. I don't get sick that often though really.

[Anonymous No.9974405]

>>9974276
Your face when you have no face or hands of your own anymore. No need of a spaceship either. Those things were a construct of a previous dimensional incarnation. You remember you wanted this experience to understand direct manipulation within a temporal limitation, and move via osmosis in and out of hard time absorbing what you have learned.

[Anonymous No.9974468]

>single for 4 months now
>haven't made a single actual attempt towards getting a new girlfriend
>depression kicked in
>started drinking at home again
>when I want desperately to go out I have no friends available
>on rare occasions when I get invited I just want to curl on my floor and listen to music while preferably half-drunk
>moved from beer to whisky

am I one of you again

[Anonymous No.9974485]

>>9974210

Does it really work? Go check out a methadone clinic. You'll find plenty of people who've been addicted to that for 20 years

[Anonymous No.9974492]

>>9974386

I used to drink whenever I got a cold. Makes you feel better I guess, but doesn't actually work. Without booze, a cold would go away in a few days. With booze, it takes two weeks. But...I guess that just gave me an excuse to be drunk for two weeks.

[Anonymous No.9974501]

>>9974485
If I have weed, I will not touch a drop of booze. Alcohol feels like an uncomfortable pollutant when I’m high. If I could afford it I’d leave the uk in a second in favour of somewhere with drugs laws which weren’t written by a millionaire alcohol lobbyist.

[Anonymous No.9974508]

First time /ck/ visitor here. Hey senpai. Need some input, I've been the worst kind of a drinker (both a daily and a binge)for a while now but the past two weeks i've been feeling so feverish, especially at work, can't really tolerate being at room temperature at all. Often wake up feeling insane feverish.

Any input what's up?

[Anonymous No.9974523]

>>9974508
High blood preesure?

[Anonymous No.9974529]

>>9974501
so...great, you'd be addicted to weed instead of booze.

you wouldn't really be moving up in the world.

[Anonymous No.9974532]

>>9974523
fun fact, i did actually go get blood tests done because it rly started disturbing work.

got the results yesterday. can't read it for shit.

[Anonymous No.9974533]

>>9974508
drink more water, loose weight. Stop drinking alcohol, maybe?

[Anonymous No.9974540]

>>9974508
Does it happen when you’re drunk, or when sobering up?
Nobody here is qualified to give you med advice yaknow, all we can do is guess based on common alchie health complaints. Feverishness isn’t really one of them, although I will sometimes get a fever when I go into withdrawal

[Anonymous No.9974550]

>>9974529
I absolutely would. No more physical addiction, MASSIVELY less damage to myself and my body, no more ruined friendships or relationships, no more cringe and no more justifiable legal problems

[Anonymous No.9974556]

>>9974532
Actually, must've been drunk yesterday. Checked it now, everything is okay, lipids, blood cells and 20 other fields. blood pressure isn't listed. think i need to get that checked.

[Anonymous No.9974559]

>>9974550
is it wrong that I mind alcohol-induced cringe the day after the most

>wake up with fucking self-cringe already in full on mode but struggle to recall why exactly
>small patches of memory start surfacing throughout the day

[Anonymous No.9974567]

>>9974540
I'm objectively probably 1-2c hotter when I start drinking but it isn't annoying or bothering, just feel bit warmer, but I think that's okay.

It get's really bad at when I'm sober and at the office. I'm just literally dying to heat while everybody else has sweaters and crap on claiming that it's not hot at all.

[Anonymous No.9974569]

>>9971688
Fuck ya updated ativan script re up.

[Anonymous No.9974593]

>>9974556
>>9974540
to continue that, i did actually go to doc's with the same problem, he suspected thyroid problems but looking now, the bloods are good to go. No identified problems. Could've sworn it must be alcohol related somehow.

[Anonymous No.9974616]

>>9974501
The Netherlands is open for migration untill brexit opens up. Allthough I recommend you find yourself a nice weed delivery service instead of the shops if you want to pay less than 8 euro's per gram.

[Anonymous No.9974679]

Help me lads.
I need to get fucked up but I hate the taste of alcohol.
What are some really easy to drink cocktails?
Thanks in advance.

[Anonymous No.9974689]

>>9974679
You can drink some of the stronger ciders, or another drink that I taught my friend how to make that absolutely hates alcohol is a washington apple. Just mix crown, apple pucker, and cranberry juice, shit tastes like candy. Too sweet for my taste but it will fuck you up.

[Anonymous No.9974694]

>>9974679
Just put vodka into your favourite plebjuice.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9974699]

>>9974679
Drink mikes harder lemonade. Put it in a paper bag though or you might get beat up depending where you are in the states.

[Anonymous No.9974718]

>>9974689
>>9974694
>>9974699

Thank you lads. I've heard you can make real smooth cocktails with white rum. Any experience with that?

[Anonymous No.9974724]

>>9974679
>take shot of whiskey
>chase with some pabst (or your beer of choice)
>repeat until fucked up

[Anonymous No.9974739]

>>9974556
>blood pressure isn't listed. think i need to get that checked.
you need one of those cuffs to check BP
don't most drug stores have them for free? they up in syrupland

[Anonymous No.9974742]

My sponsor is on his way over. I'm getting tired of AA boys. How do I stick with AA?

[Anonymous No.9974744]

>>9974739
>don't most drug stores have them for free?
Absolutely do not use those if you want an accurate bp reading. It read my bp as being 20 points higher than it actually was when I went to my doctor. They are sideshow trash nothing more.

[Anonymous No.9974753]

>>9974742
maybe try some new meetings?

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9974764]

>>9974179
>>9973980
>>9974012
>>9974087
>>9974291

>If you only knew how bad things really are

[Anonymous No.9974779]

Well bros, I finally got laid last night. It had been over 2 years since I had sex, and god knows how long since I've had sex sober. I splooged in about 2 minutes which sucks, but it was still nice to know I can do it without the crutch of alcohol

[Anonymous No.9974783]

>>9974753
It's guess. It's hard for me because I have no license so I have to rely on my gf to take me.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9974788]

>>9974779
GRATS!

I usually suffer the opposite and have whiskey dick.

Remember al/ck/, We're all gonna make it, to the liquor store.

[Anonymous No.9974792]

>>9974764
sure makes u drink uh, not even judging.

t. former third worlder

[Anonymous No.9974793]

>>9974559
I remember a period of time where every single morning I would wake up cringing so hard I was basically crying and having a literal cringe on my face the entire day it was so bad, I was just perpetually cringing at myself until I got wasted everyday and then the problem was completely solved.

[Anonymous No.9974799]

i've never had alcohol am i gay

[Anonymous No.9974801]

>>9974764
Go on...

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9974811]

>>9974801
>>9974792

All done!

For another thread anons, be safe al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9974833]

>>9974793
This is why I strictly drink alone now. I am still haunted by cringy things I did 10 years ago, never again.

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9974840]

>>9974833
I laugh aloud remembering the autistic things i do when im hammered when I'm working.

[Anonymous No.9974841]

>>9974811
See you next time.

[Anonymous No.9974845]

>>9974799
No, you're better off.
If you can have regular social interactions without drinking and you can go on dates and shit you don't need to drink at all.

[Anonymous No.9974851]

>>9974567
Alcohol makes you feel hot but you actually are a little bit colder.

[Anonymous No.9974854]

>>9974845
>If you can have regular social interactions
>go on dates
y-yeah haha

[Anonymous No.9974856]

>>9974833
The good part it that all the cringey things I've done over the past 5 years don't really matter because I had nothing to gain even if the situations went well or never happened. My reputation suffered a bit I'm sure, but it really doesn't matter in the course of my life. I was lucky that it wasn't a lot worse.

[Anonymous No.9974868]

>>9974856
Kind of in the same boat, I don't have to worry about it as much because my reputation is utterly destroyed and nobody wants anything to do with me anyway.

[Anonymous No.9974923]

>alcoholic for 10 years
>quit last christmas, going ok
>coworker likes me for some inexplicable reason, have a date next sunday, first one in years
>anxious as fuck, drinking right now even though i have to work early tomorrow and see her

I am going to fuck this up. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.9974943]

>tfw every time i go to the store i do some autistic shit

[Anonymous No.9974950]

Just cracked open a bottle of vodka. Looking forward to shitposting with you guys this dine evening.

[Anonymous No.9974960]

>>9974868
You really might as well not worry about it at all then. I've done a couple things that I can't fix and that's just the way it is. Time you spend thinking about old shit is just time you're spending not doing literally anything else. I'm not good at leaving the past behind completely, but I think that it's very possible that things can get better with time. At least possible.

[Anonymous No.9974984]

Just coughed and puked in my mouth a little bit and swallowed it.

[Anonymous No.9974989]

>>9974984
too familiar in my hungovers at work. cant recall the last time i was at work and not hungover. i have a gut feeling my coworkers can tell that i am an alcoholic despite being a very shy and quiet person.

[Anonymous No.9974992]

Going to play open hockey tonight, basically a pick up game of ice hockey, then slamming 2 40ozs of st ides when I get home. Whats on the agenda for you all?

[Anonymous No.9974994]

>>9971649
It's Friday and only one hour left of work until the weekend. Just stepped out and bought a bottle of whiskey. Going to be spending this last hour drinking until I can finally go home and enjoy myself.

[Anonymous No.9974999]

>>9974989
I work a shitty job, and no one cares that im visibly disheveled and hungover, most co workers just laugh about it now

[Anonymous No.9975007]

It's Friday and I'm tempted to go drink even though I've been sober since Sunday, since I know I'm not going to get a call about a job on the weekend. However, I also logically know that if I start I'll magically wake up and it'll be Tuesday or some shit.

[Anonymous No.9975017]

>>9974989
I worked in a grocery store in the produce section and was drunk all day everyday because I would sneak shit before work in my car and during lunch in my car. I guarantee they knew at one point and I'm really surprised I was never questioned.
The crazy thing is that I worked with an older guy who worked there for a long time and one day the store manager literally went out into the parking lot and saw him chugging from a bottle of vodka in his truck. The guy just stepped down but he still came into the store to shop from time to time and talk with the produce people.
I think that might have drawn some heat off of me but I guarantee at the very least a few 1 or 2 people in the department including my manager knew I was up to some shady shit but they never pinned me for it.
I quit after a year and checked myself into a detox.

[Anonymous No.9975023]

>>9971688
Got down to just one beer last night. It was a pint and 8% abv, but still, not a lot of alcohol. Had moderate insomnia and had to get up early today, so I am wiped out. Maybe I'm tired enough that I can fall asleep tonight without any drinks. It would be my first sober day in several months.

[Anonymous No.9975035]

>>9975017
I just chug airplane shots in the bathroom stall

[Anonymous No.9975036]

>>9974764

Meh, don't feel that bad.

I basically just squatted at this abandoned farmhouse for a long time. Just basically stayed drunk in there 24/7.

The foundation was kinda crumbling and snakes started to get in. I'm fucking terrified of snakes.

There was this old piano downstairs, next to this air register. Every now and then I would hear the piano just start playing, like random fucking notes. So when I was sober for an hour, I figure I'd unplug it. I look at it close, no power cord on it. Figure that's weird. Then it kept happening, scare the shit out of you when you're passed out at 3 am and a huge bass note comes from the piano....and you're living in a dark abandoned farm house.

Then I figured out that snakes were creeping in through this air register, as it was next to a hole in the foundation, and the snakes were getting into the fucking piano.

Snakes playing the fucking piano man...unreal.

Then one day I came down and saw a rattler on the air register, and I blew it away with a pistol, then went to the hardware store and filled the whole register in with cement.

[Anonymous No.9975045]

>>9975035
It got so bad before the end that I was even buying travel bottles of listerine in the store I worked in to drink in the bathroom on my shift.

[Anonymous No.9975050]

>>9975045
Yea thats pretty bad my man

[Anonymous No.9975057]

>>9975036
>Snakes playing the fucking piano man
I love snakes. Spiders of any size I can't deal with but snakes, man snakes are so cool.

[Anonymous No.9975059]

>>9975036
shit, story to tell for the next generations. but situations like this truly build character. very relatable for me.

[Anonymous No.9975071]

>>9975050
One time when I working alone during the day I put on my bosses jacket and walked out of the store to a next door mexican restaurant and had 2 drinks and came back. I really must have been fucked up to think it was funny to put my managers jacket on to straight up leave on a shift telling no one, but he was gone for the day.

[Anonymous No.9975076]

>>9975071
At my one job I hated, i was a bit tipsy, and the manager said dont miss a spot when vacuuming, so I started to vacuum the front side walk

[Anonymous No.9975092]

>>9975076
Another time I was withdrawing so bad that I just walked out even though pretty much everyone was there on the shift, took my jacket because I had my uniform on and needed to cover it up, so they could have seen my jacket was missing in the cooler. I went next door to the SECOND bar that was right next door and sat and pounded two doubles and paid and left and continued working. I still got away with it.

[Anonymous No.9975118]

>>9975092

We had this guy at work who was a total drunk. I mean, I was too but I showed up to work sober at least. For one the dude was drinking whiskey right out of a coffee cup all day, so you'd think that would be enough.

but we also had this work van that we barely used, and one day we needed it and had no idea where it was. Everybody is looking everywhere for the van, then suddenly it appeared right where it was supposed to be. Of course this idiot I'm talking about suddenly appeared to.

Anyways, after some gossip got back to the boss we found out this guy would drive the van to a bar like two or three times a day, sometimes drink there for hours and nobody even realize he was gone.

[Anonymous No.9975192]

>>9975118
Wow dude that's pretty brazen.
What was the job?

[Anonymous No.9975223]

>>9975192
It was for a trucking fleet. I can't give the guy too much shit. I mean, I came in hungover like every damn day.

The kicker is the van had like the company logo all over it, and the guy walks into the bar wearing the company's uniform and it took like 3 months for anyone to say anything to the company.

[Numbaz !!MV85jKaTBTQ No.9975236]

>>9975045
I'd still be on the Listerine if it didn't suddenly start making me throw up after the first sip.
Close to three days sober now, might stop on down the corner store and pick up some swill.

[Anonymous No.9975336]

fuck it hurts

[Anonymous No.9975371]

In response to the OP, I'm not gay but I sucked a dudes dick once in a totally straight way. I hadn't drank in a while and I went party with a dude and had weed and booze together for the first time. rip I swear I was just lonely?

[Anonymous No.9975381]

>>9975371
You spend too much time on /b/ among guys in dresses who want to fuck straight guys, so say ridiculous things like traps aren’t gay. You’re 0% straight, dude.

[Anonymous No.9975416]

>>9973197
this post is comfysad

[Anonymous No.9975424]

>>9971688
Tapered in a rehab from January 4th to January 10th. Benzos, anti-seizure medicine, the whole deal. And now I'm back to drinking. Doesn't feel good.

[Anonymous No.9975442]

>>9973197
>>9973225
Mine does this too. They know. They know...And they're used to it.

[Anonymous No.9975467]

>>9975371
The OP was written because there was a second al/ck/ thread at the time with a rainbow flag lol

[Anonymous No.9975494]

getting drunk and playing ds3, feels good mates. hope you all have a good friday evening

[Anonymous No.9975503]

Top 3 favorite movies
>No Country for Old Men
>Animal Kingdom
>Snowtown

[Anonymous No.9975522]

What are the odds that a customer smells a pint-to a fifth of vodka on a cashiers breath? I have drank this off an on for years and years. I keep fucking drinking after getting sober streaks. D-does everyone know?

[Anonymous No.9975534]

>>9975503
Nymphomaniac
Severance
The shining

[Anonymous No.9975541]

>>9971688
Back off the wagon got a bottle of buccy waiting for me at my mate's gaff>>9971692

[Anonymous No.9975558]

>>9971796
Sounds like Rick

[Anonymous No.9975624]

>>9975494
Yeah thanks mate, pretty comfy in my bliss all the best to you
>>9975522
In my experience some people can smell it from far away, but most don't notice it unless it draws attention, ethyl alcohol has a strong smell, but imho people like to blend it out. So it really depends on how you behave and stuff, if people want to smell they will, if not they won't.
Sorry for the vague answer.

[Anonymous No.9975634]

>>9975503
>NCfOM
That movie is so fucking good and it took me about 3 watches of it to realise there's barely any soundtrack, which makes the tension and suspense all the more amplified.

[Anonymous No.9975650]

Is getting muscle spasms while drinking bad? Asking for a friend.

[Anonymous No.9975694]

>>9975650
drink more water

[Anonymous No.9975805]

I'm not an al/ck/ but I'd like to know how you guys started? I generally feel too much shame in drinking to "let" myself go too hard because I live with a roommate and I also worry about my skin because I like it perfect.

It's not like I worry I'll slip into alcoholism but I'm also a bit worried about my self-control when living alone

[Anonymous No.9975813]

>>9975805
and I guess how you guys started like... slipping into it being a problem? Sorry for being a dummy!

[Anonymous No.9975820]

>>9975805
Uh...I just started drinking like an idiot and didn't stop.

[Anonymous No.9975827]

>>9975805
>start with 3 beers a night
>then it's 4
>then it's a whole sixer
>now you just keep the fridge stocked with beer
>beer making me too fat better switch to hard liquor
>now stocking bottles of whiskey
>chasing it with beer
>wut have i done

[Anonymous No.9975838]

>>9975805
it was 95, i was living homeless on the streets. I was raped not once but twice. Then i started on the heroin - sharing needles, and selling my body for money. I not have HIV and I'm dying. It could've been worse.

[Anonymous No.9975842]

>>9975805
>>9975813
All good mate. I never had a drink until I was 18 (legal age here) and loved how it made me feel normal. Like, for the first time in my life with countless awkward days at school and just generally being an autist (srs), I felt comfortable. I'm now 27 and I'd consider myself an 85% alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9975843]

>>9975805
>get drunk one night on the weekend
>then both
>then both and sunday
>then have no job and drink 3 out of every 5 days
>then every day

[Anonymous No.9975849]

I like smoking fentanyl when I am sad and listening to music while trolling my old weed forum. them kids are so easy to bait

[Anonymous No.9975855]

>>9975838
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.9975858]

>>9971807
t. never been homeless

[Anonymous No.9975880]

>>9971872
You sound like a faggot, young people leave.

[Anonymous No.9975888]

>>9975827
So you kinda had a habit of drinking a bit already before it turning into a problem?

>>9975838
that sounds horrible! I assume you're at least on a bit better footing now since you post here...

>>9975820
as an everyday occurence?

>>9975842
I can understand that feeling! I feel like an autist quite a bit too, but I still have the "alcohol on evenings" thing going still anyways.

>>9975843
was there a reasoning for it to become more frequent? I'm sorry if it's too personal!

thanks bbs you're all very nice for replying!

I'm kind of scared of turning it into a problem but I think I'm fine I just wanted a perspective on things, I'd appreciate more though!

[Anonymous No.9975894]

>>9975888
>was there a reasoning for it to become more frequent?
feltgoodman.jpg
although the transition to every night came when i just said fuck life

[Anonymous No.9975898]

>>9975858
Not for long, plus I was a teenager so I could recover from near-anything.
>>9975838
I started drinking in 95 too. Never been bummed though thankfully.

[Anonymous No.9975912]

>>9975880
>replying to a post 20 hours old

[Anonymous No.9975914]

>>9975910

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.9975923]

real thread
>>9975920
>>9975920

[Anonymous No.9975924]

>>9975914
consider me triggered

[Anonymous No.9975931]

>>9975914
Oh for fucks sake anon.
Will newfags PLEASE stop posting new threads?
Anyone who posts in that monstrosity is a cunt. PLEASE delete it, it’s going to fail, but we’re really going to start pissing off /ck/ soon.

[Anonymous No.9975940]

>>9975923
Thankyou.

[Anonymous No.9975942]

>>9975888
>I can understand that feeling! I feel like an autist quite a bit too, but I still have the "alcohol on evenings" thing going still anyways.
It helps in the short term. I literally have mild aspergers and having a beer in the evening is how I started. I have medication which kills my fixation on alcohol but on days when I just want to get tanked I don't take it.

>I'm kind of scared of turning it into a problem
At the end of the day it's a diluted poison, but you'll be okay if it doesn't negatively affect school/work/relationships. Keep it in check. All the best man.

[Anonymous No.9975973]

>>9975888
>as an everyday occurence?

No, I never drank every day. I'd just get get drunk as hell, then never stop, end up getting drunk for days or weeks at a time, then I'd stay sober for a while, maybe a few days, weeks or months, then go back to drinking. Repeat cycle.

[Anonymous No.9975995]

>>9975894
>>9975942
>>9975973
I replied to you all in the new thread..!

[Anonymous No.9976035]

>>9971649
Why do you all have 2 fucking threads why at the duck

Drinking,shiraz wine I think

[Anonymous No.9976248]

>>9975888
>that sounds horrible! I assume you're at least on a bit better footing now since you post here...
Not him but a phone with internet capacity and McDick wifi is cheaper than a roof. It also greatly helps find a roof, or at least stuff homeless people would need.

Alcoholism is a slippery slope. Starts with a drink, then more, then more and more, one day you're drinking too much but are in denial, the other you realise you have withdrawals. Takes years of course. There isn't necessarily a turning point, and even then, a onetis breakup doesn't turn a normie into an alkie, it mostly works on people already abusing alcohol.

>>9975931
What was the OP?

[Anonymous No.9976330]

>>9975888
Stop responding to everyone no-one gives a fuck. Like why the fuxk,so you do this stupid shit day after day after day fucking yourselves and then conning,back and begging for,more

[Anonymous No.9976522]

had 9 bottles of wine yesterday, feels like i am dying today

[Anonymous No.9976619]

>>9975898
So you're still a teenager, as evidenced by your stupid fucking "beliefs".

[Anonymous No.9977265]

All of you that are having problems quitting, you may want to look at Kratom. It is cheap in general and legal. Obviously easier to get than weed and very useful.

[Anonymous No.9977292]

>>9972076
I wish I could give you a huge hug. keep your head up brother

[Anonymous No.9977433]

>>9971649
I didn't masturbate in all the day, that's a something to celebrate!