/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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webm Anonymous Thu Jan 11 07:03:26 2018 No.9967961 [Reply] [Original]

videos about food and cooking go in this thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 07:24:31 2018 No.9968012 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, baked-goods.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 07:31:15 2018 No.9968025 File: 2.15 MB, 640x480, pizza-delivery-expert-vp8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968012

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 07:31:18 2018 No.9968026 Do you fellas like the man with fat hands that cooks? If so I'll post some of em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 07:35:22 2018 No.9968035 File: 2.39 MB, 854x480, sauce-vp8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:05:01 2018 No.9968433 File: 1.50 MB, 533x300, 01 - Beef Ore-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I made 10 webms from a French documentary on food processing. Dumping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:07:15 2018 No.9968439 File: 2.08 MB, 533x300, 02 - How beef Ore is made-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:08:43 2018 No.9968442 File: 1.63 MB, 533x300, 03 - Chopped steak from beef Ore-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty much convinced me to not buy those burgers meats from supermarket. >tfw I hear people ask their burgers "blue" or "rare" in fast foods

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:11:09 2018 No.9968450 File: 1.40 MB, 533x300, 04 - Industrial chopped steak-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:12:31 2018 No.9968453 File: 2.98 MB, 533x300, 05 - Real chopped steak-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now this is meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:13:57 2018 No.9968457 File: 1.14 MB, 533x300, 06 - Cooking a real steak-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:15:27 2018 No.9968461 File: 1.33 MB, 533x300, 07 - Cooking an industrial steak-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:17:11 2018 No.9968463
File: 1.31 MB, 533x300, 08 - Nogloves - Kebab meat in Germany - Approved by the European FDA (EFSA)-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Also a nice part on why the European Food Safety Authority is useless and gives its authorization to anyone.

Visit in a kebab meat factory in Germany.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:18:31 2018 No.9968466 File: 529 KB, 533x300, 09 - Nogloves - Kebab meat in Germany - Approved by the European FDA (EFSA)-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 10:20:51 2018 No.9968478
File: 854 KB, 533x300, 10 - Machines not cleaned - Kebab meat in Germany - Approved by the European FDA (EFSA)-3MB.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

And the last one.
I worked for a few summers in a cheese factory, machines were cleaned after every use.

In that kebab factory in Germany, the machine wasn't used since the day before and still had meat on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 12:04:30 2018 No.9968811 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, 1491878581576.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968463 >>9968466 >>9968478 I'd still eat a kebab, tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 12:13:58 2018 No.9968837 >>9968811 what is that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 12:19:56 2018 No.9968857 >>9968837 chicken C-4

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 12:29:10 2018 No.9968883 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, chinese chef simulator 3000.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish I could find the source for this again, there's a bit where you see him use a cornstarch slurry properly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 12:44:33 2018 No.9968932 >>9968035 is this to make the bullets burn when they hit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 12:52:06 2018 No.9968959 >>9968932 I don't think bullets need any help in that department.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:02:01 2018 No.9968994 >>9968433 Thanks for the content. >>9968457 >>9968461 Why are they mashing the burger?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:08:51 2018 No.9969018 File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, noodlemonster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:15:50 2018 No.9969049 >>9968433 >>9968439 >>9968442 >Pretty much convinced me to not buy those burgers What's the big deal? It looks sanitary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:20:36 2018 No.9969075 >>9969049 I agree. It doesn't look so bad at all. In reality homemade ground beef is most likely less sanitary.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:28:37 2018 No.9969104 >>9968463 >>9968466 >europe has cleaner and fresher meat than america >sees this webm fucking kek. the entire world is trash. theres no such thing as a better place to get food in

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:30:15 2018 No.9969107 >>9968457 > a real steak > It's ground beef

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:33:57 2018 No.9969122 >>9969018 It's hard to imagine that shit's not rubbery as fuck.

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:42:40 2018 No.9969156

>>9968035
>the brief glimpse of eggs
alluring
>>9968811
oh, it's the corn starch, isn't it? he made it into the strongest non newtonian fluid ever
>>9969049
>>9969075
seconding, i slaughtered a steer/processed the carcass with a class and even with a room full of dumb college kids everything stayed really neat and clean. it's not hard to do, which makes those kebab videos so nasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:49:39 2018 No.9969177 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, big squid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969018

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:50:42 2018 No.9969182 >>9969104 >one webm >the entire world

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:56:07 2018 No.9969194 >>9969177 >this kills the cthulhu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 13:59:26 2018 No.9969205 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, 1485428654122.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:21:31 2018 No.9969280 File: 33 KB, 706x530, 1264557887703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969205 I've never been this fucking mad in my entire life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:25:55 2018 No.9969296 >>9969205 tumblrfags are making this as we puke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:27:06 2018 No.9969298 >>9969296 >>9969280 It's a fucking cupcake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:27:25 2018 No.9969299 File: 103 KB, 514x536, 1509323898274[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969205

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:27:36 2018 No.9969300 >>9969205 >No shells FUCK! That's where my retarded fucking mouth breathing fetal alcohol down syndrome ass has been going wrong all this time! THANKS TUMBLR!

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:29:05 2018 No.9969303

>>9969107
Yeah dunno the english term.
Ground beef, burger, mashed meat.

>>9969049
It's that it's made from all the shitty parts of the cow.
It's also made from old milk cows and not meat ones.
And if that didn't suffice, it's all the shitty parts of the shitty parts, the grease, the nerves.
While on the other hand, the boucher's one is made from good part of good cows.

On a sanitary level, yeah, it's good. But that's not really the question. It's that it's not good meat.

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:30:16 2018 No.9969307

my taper was down to 3 cans of beer, waking up with pulse of 60.

yesterday was dad's birthday, drank 10 x cans 500ml heineken, 2 glasses bubbly and 5 midstrength beers, woke up with panic attack at 1600.

Today i tried to taper off but just had 11x bottles of heineken and 2 x cans of cider.

Fuck life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:32:14 2018 No.9969315 >>9969205 Are the bright colors and the overlay text supposed to make this less ridiculous ? >those colors No sane person would eat something that fluorescent.

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:32:19 2018 No.9969316

>>9969307
>my taper was down to 3 cans of beer, waking up with pulse of 60.
>yesterday was dad's birthday, drank 10 x cans 500ml heineken, 2 glasses bubbly and 5 midstrength beers, woke up with panic attack at 1600.
>Today i tried to taper off but just had 11x bottles of heineken and 2 x cans of cider.
>Fuck life.

fuck wrong thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:32:33 2018 No.9969319 >>9969307 Apparently you need to sober up some more, because you're posting in a WebM thread, not al/ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:33:59 2018 No.9969324 >>9967961 Thought he was drawing Tide pods, fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:36:07 2018 No.9969333 >>9968035 >one way trip to flavortown

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:42:23 2018 No.9969357 >>9968959 0/10

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 14:55:05 2018 No.9969435 File: 1.24 MB, 640x360, cornstarch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968883 Finally found it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJg31y1BEHE

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:05:25 2018 No.9969475 >>9969435 so much prep for such a shitty quick food item . fuck everyone who thinks chinese food is top tier. its just flash fried in oil with 100000 sauces on rice. Like an even lazier sushi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:11:16 2018 No.9969504 File: 2.61 MB, 1080x1080, 1499861027979.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:27:21 2018 No.9969583 >>9969475 >Much prep >Lazy food What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:29:11 2018 No.9969594 >>9969194 can you imagine all the upvotes you'd have gotten if you posted that in like 2005

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:33:53 2018 No.9969613 >>9969594 >2005 >upvotes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:35:48 2018 No.9969625 >>9969613 the only situation where posting that would have been ok is deeply hypothetical

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:37:14 2018 No.9969630 >>9969625 what makes you an authority on what is and isn't okay to post and when

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:41:15 2018 No.9969652 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, 1515195659039.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:43:03 2018 No.9969661 >>9969122 Rubbery jubbery yes, velly good

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:43:37 2018 No.9969664 >>9969652 the more different kinds of cheeses you put in a thing the better and more sophisticated it is

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:43:52 2018 No.9969667 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, 1515352489125.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:48:59 2018 No.9969683 >>9968025 quality

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:49:07 2018 No.9969685 >>9969667 Murica

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:54:18 2018 No.9969708 >>9969205 YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:56:28 2018 No.9969714 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Kimchi Queso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969664 quantity > quality

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 15:58:48 2018 No.9969726 >>9969714 Who the fuck uses that much cheese for anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:02:50 2018 No.9969744 File: 2.84 MB, 360x360, Beer Cheese Beer Brats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969726 Tasty cooks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:08:06 2018 No.9969776 File: 18 KB, 200x200, 1402155345665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969744 jesus christus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:10:34 2018 No.9969783 File: 61 KB, 540x366, 1506541221246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969744 >Cooking with Budweiser

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:19:37 2018 No.9969831

>>9968994
>Why are they mashing the burger?
Don't know, living in france myself and we've always done that. Only recently have I learned that you shouldn't do that, to keep the juice in the meat.
I guess its a kind of nationwide habit that we replicate for no good reason

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:22:01 2018 No.9969844 >>9969831 Probably outdated social memory. Same reason cafes refuse to cook meat below medium here, because they remember Mad Cow and are still paranoid 20 years later

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:32:05 2018 No.9969907

>>9969667
Asking Americans :
I've never had this in my life but it looks tasty enough, and would like to cook it for 4-5 persons at a time (RPG afternoons etc.)
Do I REALLY need to add honey to the barbecue sauce seeing that :
1- Most sauces sold here incorporate sugar/taste sweet
2- Sugar is already present in the dry rub.
?
Also what would be good in the sandwich outside of caramelized onions ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:34:54 2018 No.9969925 >>9969783 It's cheap and leaves behind a not-unpleasant taste. I always use Bud or Czechvar in cooking

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:35:47 2018 No.9969930 >>9969205 You can actually hear the shitty YT tier royalty free music that is used in every single video like this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:36:25 2018 No.9969932 >>9969907 I like cole slaw on top of bbq sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:38:12 2018 No.9969944 >>9969714 >the first nacho actually breaks because of the immensely greasy sauce It's a simple thing but it amuses me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:40:31 2018 No.9969955 >>9969907 You don't need to add the honey, it's overkill. Something veggie, like relish would be good

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:40:56 2018 No.9969958

>>9969907
Nah don't add honey especially if you're using caramelized onions too. You don't want it to be as sweet as a dessert. You could do pickled onions or cucumbers for something sour to balance out the sweet. Seconding coleslaw like >>9969932 says too, coleslaw and BBQ tastes really good together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:41:40 2018 No.9969964 >>9969280 >>9969296 >>9969299 >>9969300 >>9969315 >>9969708 Guys its made for kids. And only for them to watch, not to follow along. You keep forgetting that six year olds have iphones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:42:55 2018 No.9969970 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969964 Being for kids is not an excuse

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:45:47 2018 No.9969986 >>9969970 >dark chocolate cocoa powder what

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:45:49 2018 No.9969987 >>9969970 >well ok that's not so b- >butter, powdered sugar, vanilla Why not just make them drink HFCS at this point?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:46:54 2018 No.9969995 >>9969986 a fancy name for cocoa powder that has no added sugar if they called it coca powder the average viewer would use nesquik, making this monstrosity waaay too fucking sweet

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:48:01 2018 No.9970001 File: 202 KB, 486x412, 02d[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9969987 b8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:48:46 2018 No.9970006 >>9970001 what

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:51:53 2018 No.9970026 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Chicken Parm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 16:57:27 2018 No.9970051 >>9969205 >w*e w*n

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:01:10 2018 No.9970062 >>9970026 >Quintessential reddit recipe how-to video. It's so funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:05:23 2018 No.9970080 File: 1.97 MB, 594x720, 1515590505079.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] THANK YOU to whoever posted this one armed man eating a frog in the last thread, I've been looking for this for a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:05:28 2018 No.9970082 >>9970006 I figured that you complaining about butter and sugar in a dessert cookie was baitposting, but if you're being serious there's nothing wrong with it as long as you aren't eating more than one or two, and having it as an occasional treat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:05:51 2018 No.9970084 >>9969333 got me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:07:20 2018 No.9970090 File: 2.77 MB, 360x360, Butterscotch Shot Glasses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (you) magnet deployed

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:08:12 2018 No.9970097

>>9970082
Well, I mean, it's not even the health aspect that bothers me. But if you want to eat something that bland, why not buy a pack of some knockoff oreos? If they're homemade, they should at least match with the original in quality, if not outrun it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:10:06 2018 No.9970109 File: 67 KB, 450x550, 110121grofbuttler7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9970090 hholy fuck! i mean obviously the tasty team was baiting but damn they did a good job!

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:13:47 2018 No.9970116

>>9970097
>If they're homemade, they should at least match with the original in quality, if not outrun it.
They do, Oreos are made with vegetable shortening which has a worse texture than butter. Vegetable shortening leaves a greasy film in your mouth for a while because it doesn't melt at body temperature while butter does. And as long as you're using enough good chocolate and vanilla, they'll have plenty of flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:15:37 2018 No.9970123 File: 484 KB, 1418x644, viina.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9970116 >Oreos are made with vegetable shortening man..........

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:29:22 2018 No.9970187 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Croque Monsieur.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9967961

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:41:32 2018 No.9970237 >>9969907 I'd skip the honey exactly for the reason you stated. For additions, I think a nice sour pickle would go great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:43:29 2018 No.9970246 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, The death of pepe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:52:34 2018 No.9970293 >>996993 This is actually an extra from a fucking my little pony movie. It made me 6 year old and her friends want to make cupcakes so its not all that bad. Just mediocre cupcakes with crazy frosting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 17:56:30 2018 No.9970309 >>9969667 how the fuck did he remove the bones like that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:00:20 2018 No.9970326 >>9969907 >Do I REALLY need to add honey to the barbecue sauce It depends entirely on what kind of flavor you're going for.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:11:26 2018 No.9970371 >>9969504 Cheetos, the cheesy corn snack? That sounds really vile.

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:13:50 2018 No.9970383

>>9970326
I want to still keep the taste of the meat as I'll be using good quality of pork. While still keep that barbecue sweet-spicy-smoked taste to perfectly blend with it. Just not too sweet and not too salty so it doesn't overwhelm
If I could find good black-pork here I would use that

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:29:03 2018 No.9970434

>>9969932
>>9969955
>>9969958
>>9970237
And thanks for taking the time to answer.
I think I'll do the recipe shown there minus the honey and maybe 1.5 tablespoon brown sugar instead of 2.
And then I won't put the pork on the bread and let my guests compose their own sandwich with different toppings, among them caramelized onions, sliced suss-sauer pickles, some plain fresh salad or rucola. Some coleslaw on the side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:30:58 2018 No.9970441 >>9970309 If the meat is tender enough, the bones will slide right out. The expression "falls right off the bone" didn't come from nowhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:38:20 2018 No.9970469 >>9969907 >Do I REALLY need to add honey to the barbecue sauce seeing that : No, in fact everyone person on here who tried it specifically nixed the honey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:41:36 2018 No.9970488 What's with the hippy shit in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 18:52:00 2018 No.9970521 >>9969303 Why are you surprised about any of that? Why would you waste good meat on a shitty ass burger. Save the good meat for good meals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 19:03:21 2018 No.9970574 >>9970026 this reminds me of those apple cabin foods ads only infinitely less funny. cow rice and pan lotion were both breddy gud tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 19:20:39 2018 No.9970651 >>9970488 All these threads are anymore is bait. I'm shocked there aren't 10 Jack videos in here already.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 19:47:43 2018 No.9970750 >>9969303 >old meat good >fatty meat good >hard working meat good kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 20:00:50 2018 No.9970807 File: 1.64 MB, 1280x720, mixing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9970651 say no more senpai

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 20:10:03 2018 No.9970849 File: 8 KB, 220x326, qlow-220px-Brokeback_mountain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9970750 >I like all manly meat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 20:56:31 2018 No.9971056 >>9968478 I worked in a meat processing plant once and we would leave the machines dirty, a bunch of Mexicans dressed like Hazmat crews did 3rd shift and cleaned the machines.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:02:56 2018 No.9971083 >>9970246 Lady, its dead eyes are staring at you, judging you and your actions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:12:13 2018 No.9971118 File: 805 KB, 264x264, 1513827575820.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9970026 >tomatoes in cast iron

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:13:16 2018 No.9971123 >>9970080 wat happen to arm

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:16:01 2018 No.9971138 >>9971123 frogs ate it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:18:45 2018 No.9971152 >>9969652 >>9969970 Why don't these cunts scrape the sides of the bowl to get all the ingredients out. Fucking triggers me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:24:09 2018 No.9971175 >>9970807 How can he be so retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:34:37 2018 No.9971228 >>9970807 How can one man be so incompetent even when in the public eye for so long?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:47:58 2018 No.9971288 >>9971228 He simply doesn't possess the capacity to be better than he is. It's not uncommon, almost everybody has a field in which that's that case for them. The difference is most of us know when to call it quits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:48:12 2018 No.9971290 >>9969205 This homo shit makes Tasty videos look like high cuisine

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 21:51:51 2018 No.9971313 >>9968994 It looks like it's barely holding together, my guess is that the juices accumulate in some parts and they press it so it cooks evenly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:01:11 2018 No.9971369 >>9971118 Should be fine as long as the pan is seasoned properly

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:02:39 2018 No.9971377 >>9969177 >the video distortion as the squid's last bit of remaining mental powers fizzles out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:07:38 2018 No.9971395 >>9968025 >americans are so lazy they can't just walk down the stairs to get their food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:08:12 2018 No.9971400 >>9969205 >DANCE PARTY!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:10:31 2018 No.9971408 >>9968457 >metal utensils >on teflon Bye nigga

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:11:20 2018 No.9971411 >>9968883 >>9969435 >>9969475 >>9969583 The guy cooking is japanese, though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:15:58 2018 No.9971440 >>9969018 >X-COM 3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:16:12 2018 No.9971442 >>9969504 If you eat this then you're eating bugs. >Cochineal Now you know.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:23:29 2018 No.9971474 >>9971442 learn how to post faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:34:03 2018 No.9971525 >>9971442 So what? I ate them without knowing and didn't suffer any adverse effects, now I'll eat them knowingly and nothing else will change.

Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:34:29 2018 No.9971531
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>>9969303
nigger what the fuck do you think burgers and sausages are made from? They're literally made as a way to use up filler meat, like meatloaf.

How the fuck is this news to anyone

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:37:13 2018 No.9971548 >>9970080 You're welcome, Anon. Audio on youtube: https://youtu.be/k4vSmTFr13I He's never gonna turn into a handsome prince if he keeps eating all the frogs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:38:57 2018 No.9971557 >>9971118 literally a nonissue as long as you're not stewing it for hours and hours. Anything under an hour in the pan isn't worth blinking over

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:39:46 2018 No.9971562 >>9968025 Baller. Though imagine what the toppings look like after that...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:40:03 2018 No.9971564 >>9971228 I think that's his angle. All he wants views, likes, subscriptions, youtube shekels..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 22:47:50 2018 No.9971605 >>9968478 fellow grenouille?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:06:40 2018 No.9971724 File: 3.00 MB, 720x400, best_guacamole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:13:26 2018 No.9971761 >>9968463 Sucios kebabs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:16:23 2018 No.9971774 >>9971724 Nice art

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:17:50 2018 No.9971779 File: 395 KB, 234x426, Vending Machine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:23:15 2018 No.9971815 File: 60 KB, 600x800, Depressed Vending Machine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9971779

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:24:40 2018 No.9971823 >>>/wsg/2057474 >Do Americans really...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:25:48 2018 No.9971831 >>9971779 >this triggers the mass murder

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:37:01 2018 No.9971883 >>9969307 You should kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:42:02 2018 No.9971907 >>9969744 I normally hate these shitty tasty facebook videos but I would eat the fuck out of that. Pretty simple and not overly vile. Maybe they added too much cheese for one brat, but the overall recipe seems okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:43:11 2018 No.9971910 >>9971823 We've got these over here in most places, they still feel kinda weird, just wandering around putting stuff in your bag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:44:31 2018 No.9971918 >>9971910 Are they called Jesters? Is that a real thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:50:23 2018 No.9971942 >>9971910 Shut the fuck up with your shitty forced knock off stolen /tv/ meme.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:52:07 2018 No.9971953 >>9971942 >>9971918 Don't know what you're on about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 11 23:53:15 2018 No.9971959 >>>/wsg/2057513

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:03:17 2018 No.9971993 >>9971907 They honestly have some pretty okay stuff. /ck/ just gets triggered by anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:10:46 2018 No.9972012 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, 1515704691480.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:17:09 2018 No.9972025 >>9971442 Bugs are delicious nigger, ever have mealworms?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:19:31 2018 No.9972030 File: 112 KB, 1440x810, 1473345948896.jpgjE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972012 Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:21:30 2018 No.9972041 File: 774 KB, 640x640, 1457562309710.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have jerked off and ejaculated to this webm before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 00:25:35 2018 No.9972054 >>>/wsg/2057553 I like my coffee like I like my Europe post brexit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:14:34 2018 No.9972209 File: 1.19 MB, 1280x720, bee goo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972041 gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:24:39 2018 No.9972235 Gordon Ramsey's crispy pancakes. >>>/gif/11956033

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:28:35 2018 No.9972247 File: 1.89 MB, 640x640, miel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972209

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:30:17 2018 No.9972252 >>9972012 this cannot be real

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:32:24 2018 No.9972257 File: 9 KB, 229x229, gun-pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9968012 STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:33:24 2018 No.9972260 >>9971395 That's a right hand drive. Most likely the UK looking at the buildings and weather.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:36:16 2018 No.9972265 >>9968478 fellow cheese factory worker, can confirm that some of the cip systems that i had to program were almost overkill

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:50:47 2018 No.9972313 >>9972252 It's not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:51:23 2018 No.9972317 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1496553042279.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 01:57:12 2018 No.9972332 >>9969744 >cheese on brats Disgusting

Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:00:19 2018 No.9972346 [DELETED]

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>>9969205
>metadata says: My little pony — Baking with Pinkie Pie
>its a movie promotion
They do actually make some good looking sweets in the show but this was just a tasty co view grab.

also im sure this is /ck/ approved right
https://youtu.be/IW1Mm01jbhg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:01:40 2018 No.9972351 >>9972346 Wow how did you figure that out super sleuth? Was it maybe the end of the clip where it said "Made by Pinkie Pie"? You should work for the CIA if you don't already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:03:34 2018 No.9972357 >>9972351 >he thought I watched that to the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:04:47 2018 No.9972364 >>9971152 They probably do it off camera.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:10:04 2018 No.9972387 >>9970026 i want to kms. how is it possible to sprinkle salt so unevenly? do redditors really find this stuff funny?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:10:31 2018 No.9972389 File: 1.79 MB, 200x316, sPYeCpP.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:10:50 2018 No.9972390 >>9969205 This is the sissy hypno of cooking. It's all fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:11:25 2018 No.9972393 >>9972357 I left the big reveal at the end to be cheeky. Maybe I should move it to the beginning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:12:47 2018 No.9972399 >>9972393 even if it wasnt related the whole thing just looks satire

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:19:32 2018 No.9972410 >>9969205 don't do this, it makes mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:30:32 2018 No.9972441 >>9968025 ... Why was the neighbor spying on the pizza delivery? ...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:31:04 2018 No.9972443 >>9972012 i kinda want to see the finished result

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:31:33 2018 No.9972447 >>9968026 Oh geez, c’mon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:34:21 2018 No.9972457 File: 36 KB, 600x400, a8c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972012 >The fucking chocolate

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 02:48:22 2018 No.9972493 >>9972012 Was anyone else aroused when she put the canned hotdog in her mouth?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 03:20:35 2018 No.9972600 File: 2.93 MB, 640x640, 1489090649414.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 04:14:29 2018 No.9972708 >>9970807 more with sauces please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 04:38:13 2018 No.9972759 File: 2.87 MB, 1280x720, 1497758456913.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 04:52:45 2018 No.9972795 File: 19 KB, 500x367, 49b43029-9301-4747-819c-e1bca4653d4b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972025 They make for quite the perfect meal!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 05:02:17 2018 No.9972818 >>9972795 I clicked your webm. How long do I have to wait for him to do something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 05:25:29 2018 No.9972864 >>9972493 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23B017ZVIx4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 05:58:58 2018 No.9972947 >this actually happened >>>/gif/11956717

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:37:27 2018 No.9973027 >>9972759 I'd let her chop my nuts, if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:43:06 2018 No.9973037 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, Jack_Moist_Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:48:53 2018 No.9973045 >>9973037 Just throw it in the microwave if the pinks bothers you he says.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:49:09 2018 No.9973047 >>9972012 I remember a similar (American) video, where an equally obese woman was cooking a giant stew in a 2-ft tall pot by adding tons of weird stuff in gigantic proportions; sadly I can't find it anymore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:53:29 2018 No.9973056 File: 2.00 MB, 370x285, domestic violence.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:57:28 2018 No.9973067 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, Jack-special-secret-ingredient.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972708

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 06:59:31 2018 No.9973070 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, We_have_such_sights_to_show_you.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 09:09:38 2018 No.9973343 >>9973056 What infomercial is this from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 09:32:55 2018 No.9973395 >>9971724 Why am I hungry?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 09:51:53 2018 No.9973441 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, jabba tongue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 09:55:16 2018 No.9973450 >>9973441 not educational or entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:00:56 2018 No.9973469 stop jackposting you fucking retards, i gag just from seeing that fat fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:04:17 2018 No.9973477 >>9972252 As a German I can confirm this is not real. The show Pures Leben is staged as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:08:53 2018 No.9973488 >>9973343 It's not an infomercial. It's from a German comedy TV show. The woman on the left is Martina Hill.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:16:40 2018 No.9973505 >>9972012 >giant canned sausages >giant wonka bars.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:25:34 2018 No.9973530 >>9969504 i want to kick all those faggot's teeth in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:26:56 2018 No.9973535 >>9973530 Sure you do bud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 10:31:38 2018 No.9973555 >>9969726 >too much cheese in a fucking cheese sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 11:49:39 2018 No.9973829 File: 34 KB, 600x600, 1300044776986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9973070 >not liking well done tendons

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 11:58:10 2018 No.9973872 >>9971907 >one brat say sausage you yank cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:01:07 2018 No.9973888 File: 159 KB, 379x439, its_sara_yall.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972012 reminds me of sara's macaroni salad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA&ab_channel=SinfullySara

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:12:27 2018 No.9973929 >>9973888 Amazing, there's actually a human that has Peter Griffin's head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:16:46 2018 No.9973946 >>9973037 The pink is the flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:17:12 2018 No.9973949 >>9969333 digits of quality

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:19:22 2018 No.9973964 >>9969205 >the kitchen aid is reminiscent of a minion I don't think this a coincidence.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:32:30 2018 No.9974029 >>9970090 >carefully prepare complementary candy food >just throw it and splash beer everywhere >don't even eat it at the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:35:14 2018 No.9974041 >>9970488 what hippy shit, Mr. Hitler?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:42:36 2018 No.9974075 >>9972600 Oh man, as a huge weeb, I would unironically buy a bento box delivery service.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:50:38 2018 No.9974113 >>9972041 everytime i see this webm it gets me really hard and i imagine fucking a girl made out of those

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:50:57 2018 No.9974117 >>9972317 >pre-digesting your food nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 12:57:17 2018 No.9974133 >>9974113 Sounds like someone has a request to make >>>/trash/13398367

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:05:16 2018 No.9974162 >>9973888 I need this, I have decided to eat nothing but fruit today and I was hungry until i saw this video.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:06:24 2018 No.9974166 File: 2.86 MB, 960x540, 1510845113471.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9973070 >even saved my dumb filename Makes me feel warm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:08:59 2018 No.9974175 File: 152 KB, 720x1017, img000003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9973027

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:11:00 2018 No.9974180 >>9974166 That's really clever and I want one, but I also acknowledge it has literally 0 use to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:13:28 2018 No.9974186 >>9974180 Unless you're a professional barista or host dinner parties every week it's pretty useless. Or if you do coke, that could be fun.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:15:08 2018 No.9974191 >>9974186 cocaine is literally the only use for this stupid device

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:26:18 2018 No.9974222 >>9974166 that'll be $99.99 plus tip please

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:34:46 2018 No.9974250 >>9973037 JEW-C

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:43:15 2018 No.9974277 File: 994 KB, 500x279, screams_internally.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9973067 Is that a fucking fly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 13:58:30 2018 No.9974329 File: 2.94 MB, 956x480, 1514553017574.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:07:55 2018 No.9974358 >>9971395 >americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:08:58 2018 No.9974365 >>9972441 Why is the neighbor below not spying to steal the pizza mid flight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:09:59 2018 No.9974366 >>9974365 >t. someone who's never had a run-in with the pizza police

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:11:35 2018 No.9974373 >>9973450 he's teaching us how to eat out a hot slice you'll understand when you're older

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:18:11 2018 No.9974394 File: 1.23 MB, 920x1000, 1495733765752.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9971411 imagine being this autistic >pic related;its you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:25:28 2018 No.9974418 File: 154 KB, 449x283, 320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9971440

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:32:15 2018 No.9974431 File: 753 KB, 400x400, 1510432984399.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 14:35:05 2018 No.9974444 >>9973488 >they act like robots >german comedy Checks out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:03:45 2018 No.9974570 >>9972012 >suddenly chocolate i dunno about this man....

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:05:19 2018 No.9974572 File: 2.93 MB, 1280x720, I'll Give You Something To Cry About.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9974444 Indeed

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:07:54 2018 No.9974584 >>9968453 >not wearing gloves wouldnt eat desu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:10:17 2018 No.9974589 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Bacon-Wrapped Jalepeno Popper Dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9974584

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:11:21 2018 No.9974594 does someone have the "that has 4000 calories" one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:21:36 2018 No.9974619 >>9968035 tastes stingie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:35:25 2018 No.9974664 >>9973441 >how_to_eat_a_pussy.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:35:33 2018 No.9974666 >>9969435 This is whats known as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velveting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:46:02 2018 No.9974713 >>9970750 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:48:24 2018 No.9974730 >>9967961 that is fucking lame

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:49:52 2018 No.9974737 >>9971442 Ever eaten a fucking starburst? Made with animal hooves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 15:57:57 2018 No.9974775 >>9974737 >starburst Opal Fruits

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:02:44 2018 No.9974794 >>9969205 >ck gets this triggered over an ad for children Never change you autists

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:07:18 2018 No.9974813 >>9974431 Did he have to make it so fucking gay? Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:09:08 2018 No.9974823 >>9974444 check you out

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:09:33 2018 No.9974824 >>9974813 Can you think of a way to make that not gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:10:49 2018 No.9974829 >>9974813 Gays are mentally ill and think their sexual perversions are endearing because that's what (((the television)) says.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:12:21 2018 No.9974835 >>9968025 You know, a pizza man would be a great cover for a drug dealer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:12:54 2018 No.9974838 >>9974824 Keep shoving the egg back in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:13:57 2018 No.9974843 >>9971395 Didn't you see the Muslim driver?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:16:16 2018 No.9974853 >>9974584 As long as they're white and it isn't a cheap establishment I don't care if they wear gloves.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:17:36 2018 No.9974864 >>9974824 Take it out and cut the egg into pieces.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:18:53 2018 No.9974870 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Japanese Omelette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9974864 Defeats the purpose of making it a log on a stick at that point

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:26:05 2018 No.9974906 >>9974870 This is how they make swords too

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:29:06 2018 No.9974920 >>9971395 >non-Americans are so obsessed they can't wait to verify anything before shitposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:33:31 2018 No.9974935 >>9971123 He's such a savage cunt he ate his own arm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:41:43 2018 No.9974971 >>9974906 Very astute observation young tadpole

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 16:42:10 2018 No.9974972 File: 396 KB, 500x280, Ferrero Rocher.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:30:20 2018 No.9975183 >>9972012 Just what the fuck, how do you even come up with that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:36:03 2018 No.9975212 File: 26 KB, 440x436, ugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9974431 Why wouldn't they just show the girl the whole time? No one wants to see faggots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:41:46 2018 No.9975241 File: 91 KB, 960x925, 1490664363215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9970246 the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:43:36 2018 No.9975250 >>9969504 I thought from the thumbnail that that was like a red velvet cake shake with cake crumbs on it and I thought "That looks good" then I opened it and wanted to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:45:44 2018 No.9975256 >>9968457 >heat too high >non stick pan, metal spatula >real steak wewlad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 17:53:21 2018 No.9975293 >>9974906 >superior japanese omelette folded a thousand times Genius.

Anonymous Fri Jan 12 18:15:54 2018 No.9975392

>>9969104
Europe doesn't, though. Europeans will shit on the USDA for being overly cautious or Nazi authoritarian if we have stricter standards than them, and claim we're dirty and uncouth if we're more lax on other things.
It's just Yuros and trolls, mainly trolls pretending to be European.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 18:30:08 2018 No.9975433 >>9972759 unitasker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 18:36:03 2018 No.9975465 >>9970246 death cramps I assume

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 18:38:11 2018 No.9975481 >>9971395 here's your (You)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 18:43:30 2018 No.9975498 File: 1.20 MB, 400x400, pineapple pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 18:47:16 2018 No.9975511 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, salsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9972708

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 19:58:19 2018 No.9975797 >>9972012 this makes me feel better about my drinking...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 20:12:02 2018 No.9975872 File: 2.91 MB, 640x369, marcoonions.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9974166 Thank floens over in /g/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 20:23:08 2018 No.9975937 >>9974870 >soy sauce hahahahahaha no thx

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 20:26:07 2018 No.9975956 >>9973469 Same.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 20:29:20 2018 No.9975968 >>9975392 Europe does have a different meat culture than the US. I wouldn't say it's better, just different enough to notice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 20:33:28 2018 No.9975981 >>9972012 Her face actually looks exactly like Kevin from the Office

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 20:58:09 2018 No.9976093 >>9975872 This is like his thing now, he goes on shows and chops an onion really fine, and everyone tells him how good he is at chopping onions.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:00:15 2018 No.9976103 File: 49 KB, 396x365, 1512765964558.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9974431

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:06:54 2018 No.9976140 >>9976103 they got the weirdest looking guy for that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:08:55 2018 No.9976152 >>9976140 to be fair you don't sell egg dickers to straights

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:13:02 2018 No.9976176 File: 1023 KB, 443x260, 1378686357845.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976152 good point

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:13:19 2018 No.9976179 >>9974431 Considering what they were working with, they made it look pretty good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q73WBiHXQI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:21:16 2018 No.9976219 >>9974737 ur mum hoovered my dick until it starburst all over her face >>9971959 If anyone is interested I found sauce on that film. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089753/

Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:31:53 2018 No.9976269

>>9968461
>>9968457
If you cook at fucking all you see whats going on here.

#1 - If you can't notice, the pan temperature is different on both, the "industrial" one's pan is obviously hotter
#2 - The meat on the first version, appears to be at room temperature, if maybe a tad cool, could be because the meat came from a fridge or because the fucking pan isn't hot enough. On version two, the meat is fucking frozen and it went onto a hot teflon pan with no grease.

jesus christ, its like a neanderthal cooking, by the way the meat here >>9968450 you wouldn't eat beef if it wasn't fatty beef, why do you think it tastes the way it tastes? lean beef is dry and flavorless as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:34:24 2018 No.9976280 >>9968478 >dirty equipment looks like any chinese and mexican restaurants kitchens ive been into (worked for bev distributor) >>9968466 >no gloves literally not an issue if you washed your hands prior to handling.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 21:50:31 2018 No.9976338 >>9969307 What a pussy you are.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:04:15 2018 No.9976379 >>9970246 I laughed but poor pepe imagine being cut in half and eaten alive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:06:15 2018 No.9976384 >>9970849 Laugh all you want I'd get split roasted by heath and Jake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:09:40 2018 No.9976394 >>9971724 Now post the Simpsons wemb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:12:28 2018 No.9976404 >>9972012 American home of the proud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:16:51 2018 No.9976416 >>9968433 Post the chinks making dumplings in cramped apartments "maison ravioli"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:28:05 2018 No.9976459 >>9970187 >mom will you make me a snadwich >sure should be ready by next tuesday

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:29:10 2018 No.9976462 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, Absurdly_Cheesy_Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:29:22 2018 No.9976464 >>9973888 >intense breathing in the background Either her husband or her kid holding the camera in the background is drowning in lard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:30:53 2018 No.9976471 >>9976404 >pures leben >american Was für ein Idiot glaubt Amerikaner können Deutsch?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:32:00 2018 No.9976479 File: 47 KB, 1248x728, 1500057621562.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976464 It's her homosexual husband

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:34:11 2018 No.9976488 >>9976471 ever heard of the amish köksuger?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:36:57 2018 No.9976493 >>9976488 Yeah, but the German they speak is pretty függed up. >https://pdc.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsilfaanisch_Deitsch

Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:47:17 2018 No.9976533

>>9969987
Relax that's practically the filling of Oreos substituting palm oil for butter (which Oreos really so they can be vegan) it doesn't look like they load up the cookies with a fuck load of the filling like half an oz. per which isn't awful for desserts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:47:52 2018 No.9976537 >>9970246 It really is for the best that such a barbaric race should live under the thumb of the western world

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:49:23 2018 No.9976546 >>9970026 >Not calling the chicken breast a 'bird tittie'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:50:09 2018 No.9976549 >>9976462 NO

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 22:55:02 2018 No.9976562 >>9976462 >gloriously messy These guys would absolutely love the public toilets in the park.

Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:05:45 2018 No.9976610

>>9970521
Oddly enough if you have a good part of the cow to make meatloaf or a burger it tastes like steak just ground up. And you wouldn't want to use the better parts of the animal for a burger since you would have to add fat to it anyway ruining it to reduce it's value.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:28:38 2018 No.9976703 File: 2.86 MB, 490x360, 1499831324179.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:29:15 2018 No.9976706 >>9972759 Driving me nuts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:32:53 2018 No.9976724 >>9976703 >do not try this at home Cute bear though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:33:28 2018 No.9976728 >>9976703 Okay I had my doubts, but they brought in the bear. Fucking SOLD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:42:52 2018 No.9976756 >>9971395 O B S E S S E D

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:45:20 2018 No.9976765 >>9976462 >pouring mayonnaise all over a burger That looks delicious. I'm gonna try that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:45:50 2018 No.9976766 >>9976703 How does an open container protect from food allergies?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 12 23:46:21 2018 No.9976768 >>9976766 It keeps retards and children away from food they shouldn't be eating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:06:00 2018 No.9976818 >>9974870 Lol that's how retarded that Asians are at cooking they can't even make an omelette properly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:08:04 2018 No.9976825 >>9974329 >nectar de sugar >jugo de sugar >straw de sugar >candy de sugar >here have a beer The fact that mexican people still exist is impressive.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:12:01 2018 No.9976834 File: 2.91 MB, 456x574, 1513453069259.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976825 They are a strange people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:26:20 2018 No.9976875 >>9976834 Does he put chocolate cookies in there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:28:00 2018 No.9976880 >>9976875 I think they are tamarind candies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:29:42 2018 No.9976884 >>9976834 What the hell is that shit? Why would anyone eat that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:30:14 2018 No.9976886 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, 1509739100242.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976884 It is authentico mexican cuisine, be respectful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:31:45 2018 No.9976895 >>9976834 I don't see how this could turn out as anything but a disgusting soggy mess. And what are those things that look like kibble that he puts on after the onion?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:33:02 2018 No.9976899 >>9976895 Japanese peanuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:34:27 2018 No.9976905 >>9976899 A strange people indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:42:01 2018 No.9976933 >>9976886 >>9976834 mmmmmm... let's put some things on some other things. wypipo btfo! >if you listen you can hear all the french people turning over in their graves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:42:35 2018 No.9976937 File: 2.60 MB, 732x480, 1497213217308.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976933

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:47:22 2018 No.9976951 >>9976937 >heart_disease.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:48:08 2018 No.9976954 File: 2.95 MB, 956x480, 1515427462346.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976951

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:56:31 2018 No.9976980 >>9976954 >>9976937 >>9976886 I've worked with several mexicans and I've never seen anything like this. We've had several potluck type events and I've never seen such blasphemies from them. Where does this "food" come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 00:57:26 2018 No.9976982 File: 2.94 MB, 484x504, 1496974644055.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9976980 Actual Mexicans, not mexican americans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:02:49 2018 No.9977000 >>9976982 I worked with migrant mexicans and they kept singing the praises of mayonnaise corn unskilled labor... never again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:08:28 2018 No.9977011 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1513100856088.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9977000

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:24:29 2018 No.9977043 >>9977011 if you paid her more, I bet she's crush the chips under her bare feet instead of crushing them with her gloved hands

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:34:39 2018 No.9977075 >>9977011 qt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:37:46 2018 No.9977080 >>9977043 maybe she'd squeeze the lemon between her tits into your chips

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:41:03 2018 No.9977091 >>9969970 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_-dXMPp5f8 Todd Wilbur did it better desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 01:42:15 2018 No.9977098 >>9976982 >>9977000 So these abominations come from actual mexicans? Because these seem like things that should happen in places where you can trick gringos out of money (i.e. the yuppie parts of san diego).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 02:04:09 2018 No.9977142 >>>/gif/11961986 >jap creepy mcdonald.webm

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 02:07:16 2018 No.9977149 >>9976895 its not onion could be jicama or cucumber (or pickled pork)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 03:24:09 2018 No.9977344 >>9969907 Sautee some bell peppers and mushrooms then throw em in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 03:27:04 2018 No.9977350 >>9969744 >using bud for anything but beerpong. Stopped right there T.Californian

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 03:38:45 2018 No.9977371 >>9975797 Lmao. Same here....kinda

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 04:37:35 2018 No.9977533 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1484463209095.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 04:39:21 2018 No.9977541 File: 2.67 MB, 720x712, 1488901335958.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 06:25:20 2018 No.9977755 >>9976462 >'gourmet' burger >on a fucking board >chips in a bucket >mason jar full of 'cheese' >metropolitan luvvie editing I hate this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 08:16:43 2018 No.9977982 >>9973872 brats is just short for bratwurst, a german style grill sausage you twat

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 09:19:34 2018 No.9978128 >>9972441 >ellipses on both ends of the post Gross.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 10:49:41 2018 No.9978390 >>9977541 Lord have mercy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 11:16:36 2018 No.9978465 >>9974835 No shit. Most of them are drug dealers

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 11:21:49 2018 No.9978481 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, favreau.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 13 11:25:07 2018 No.9978490 >>9976982 hey man fuck off, elotes fucking kick ass.

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