/sg/ SIP GENERAL - DOING AN AMAZING JOB EDITION

[Anonymous No.9965302]

This is your sip general.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9965306]

Previously >>9930567

[Anonymous No.9965339]

>>9965302
who else room temp sips here?

[Anonymous No.9965435]

I've tried 4 different Ultras now.

>true sip tier
Red
White

>Great but only before midday tier
Orange

>Deservedly discontinued tier
Yellow

Looking to finding black, blue and purple soon

[Anonymous No.9965461]

>>9965435
Black is nice, blue is OK, purple is like diet grape soda.

[Anonymous No.9965473]

>>9965302
This isnt r9k

[Anonymous No.9965487]

>sip boys
>sip
>boys
This is the gayest thing in the world. This is gayer than 9 guys blowing 10 guys. Fucking dorks.

[Anonymous No.9965497]

S. I. P. B. O. I. S.

[Anonymous No.9965499]

>>9965339
you're a monster

[Anonymous No.9965523]

>>9965499
I just grab a 4 pack or get a good deal from a gas station and let them sit by my bed, when I get up at 3 in the morning I crack one open before I can get some coffee at work.
>tfw go to walgreens for $6 4 pack and they only had the beetus left

[Anonymous No.9965549]

>>9965302
get baptized today, secure your future in heaven

[Anonymous No.9965551]

>>9965549
hardest I laughed all day thanks

[Anonymous No.9965569]

Kill yourselves.

[Anonymous No.9965729]

>not drinking rockstar master race

Kys yourself

[Anonymous No.9965929]

>that first sip of the school day

[Anonymous No.9965954]

>>9965929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc

[Based Top Ferrari Poster No.9965964]

>>9965302
Who here /sipferrari?/

[Anonymous No.9966070]

Post gf sips only

[Anonymous No.9966316]

>>9965435
Orange is not good
Purple is their best

[Anonymous No.9966330]

this is the true SSS tier sip

[Anonymous No.9966650]

thoughts on this?

[Anonymous No.9966979]

>>9966070
>tfw no sip gf

[Anonymous No.9967046]

>>9966650
honorary sip but painful amounts of sugar

[Anonymous No.9967061]

>>9965964
is the joke that these are both forced memes

[Anonymous No.9967152]

>this kills the sip

[Anonymous No.9967173]

>>9967152
Bro

[Anonymous No.9967175]

how much do u get paid to shill? I would like to get in on this

[Anonymous No.9967179]

>>9967152
Jesus christ. TEN dollars and that's before sales tax....

[Anonymous No.9967181]

>>9967173
>or syrups

[Anonymous No.9967194]

>>9967173
>implying artificial sweetener and artificial flavor is in any better than sugar

[Anonymous No.9967212]

>>9967175
They're either unpaid or minimum wage interns. If they actually had a job they'd realize they're negatively affecting sales, but when you're a college kid literally getting work experience and possibly getting money to post shitty memes you don't care.

[Anonymous No.9967218]

>>9967194
mom science or bait? either way, kys

[Anonymous No.9967222]

>>9967212
Where do I find a job posting? I want to shitpost on 4chan all day and get paid to do it.

[Anonymous No.9967233]

>>9967212
Wow this guy is like some kind of meme expert or whatnot. I wonder whether he’s this knowledgeable about the McChicken™ too.

[Anonymous No.9967244]

>>9965302
I hate to break it to you bois, but that crap is for children. Real men don't drink brightly colored sugar water.
You may play along now.

[Anonymous No.9967246]

>>9965551
It must be early where you live

[Anonymous No.9967252]

>>9965523
my bowels can't handle a /sip/ this early in the morning

[Anonymous No.9967253]

>>9956012

[Anonymous No.9967257]

Is there seriously going to be politics on /ck/ now too? Jesus Christ

[Anonymous No.9967259]

>>9967222
Guess your own post number while rolling dubs or better and we will contact you.

[Anonymous No.9967260]

>>9967244
>sugar

[Anonymous No.9967287]

>>9967257
>what is satire

[Anonymous No.9967288]

>>9967259
okay
>>9967288

[Anonymous No.9967294]

>>9967260
>he thinks sucrose and glucose aren't sugar
It's OK anon, I wasn't expecting much from you sipbois anyway.

[Anonymous No.9967300]

>>9967288
Impressive.
Keep an eye on your inbox today.

[Anonymous No.9967304]

>>9967294
How can a zero calorie drink have sugar in it?

[Anonymous No.9967327]

>>9967288
Fuck dude

[Anonymous No.9967336]

>>9965302
Based. Keep up the good work /sip/. Thank you for substantially improving the quality of /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9967368]

>>9967304
>a zero calorie drink
They are not all zero calorie drinks

[Anonymous No.9967370]

>>9967368
Yeah, but from what I understand, these siptard redditor retards are referring specifically to the zero-calorie Monster drinks in these awful circlejerk threads

[Anonymous No.9967379]

>>9967370
In what way is /sip/ even remotely a """circlejerk"""??? If you took the time to actually read the threads you'd understand that /sipbois/ hold a variety of different opinions on the matter, but discuss the matter civilly. With the utmost decorum and decency.

[Anonymous No.9967385]

>>9967379
eat a dick, faggot

[Anonymous No.9967389]

I didn't know this was still happening. I thought we went with canned fish. Either way, drink your vitamin juice with some deenz. We can figure out how to replace all daily nutrition for less than $10.

[Anonymous No.9967395]

>>9967385
I am a learned man and I have dined on a veritable cornucopia of peni at Guolizhuang Restaurant in Beijing during my extensive travels.

The taste is quite similar to a musky foie gras and it is reserved for only the finest of palates.

[Anonymous No.9967407]

objectively the bestest sip

[Anonymous No.9967425]

Thinking about that first sip tomorrow, feeling very blessed

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9967432]

>>9967425
This is an elegant post, God bless you.

[Anonymous No.9967445]

These threads always make me chuckle. I don't know if this is a group of people or OP just circle jerking

[Anonymous No.9968046]

>that first Monster Absolutely Zero of the lifetime to sip on while i fail my exams

[Anonymous No.9968501]

The ultimate sip. You can't fuck with this.

[Anonymous No.9968555]

>>9967389
Yeah its called that superfood shake.

[Anonymous No.9968565]

>he doesnt pay himself to sip

[Anonymous No.9968643]

>>9967194

[Anonymous No.9968652]

>>9967432
old repost, many more memes from fit

[Anonymous No.9968658]

>>9968652
>>9967432

[Anonymous No.9968724]

[Anonymous No.9969023]

>>9968652
He said post, not image. It was an elegant post and a dope fuckin image.

[Anonymous No.9969065]

>drinking monsters, the ultimate poorfag drink that only 15 year olds drink

step your game up niggers

[Anonymous No.9969080]

as a thread that is specifically by and for autists only does this faggotty shit not belong in /r9k/

[Anonymous No.9969083]

Why do people hate on sipp threads? They’re ironic shitposting at its absolute best. At the very least hide the thread.

[Anonymous No.9969091]

What are some good lemon flavored energy drinks? Something that tastes kinda like lemon candy please.

[Anonymous No.9969112]

>>9968658

[Anonymous No.9969168]

>>9969080
>he hasn’t Unleashed the Beast™ by cracking open an ice cold Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

[Anonymous No.9969243]

[Anonymous No.9969403]

>>9969243
>Being this mad at people discussing a beverage

Must suck

[Anonymous No.9969449]

>>9967370
>>9967385

[Anonymous No.9969643]

>*can of monster shopped into SpongeBob picture*
>*can of monster shopped into Trump picture*
>*can of monster shopped into Simpsons picture*
>*can of monster shopped into Seinfeld picture*
Truly le EBIN meme guys XD
S I P G O Y S

[Anonymous No.9969743]

>>9969065
Yerba is a great alternative when you aren't quite in the mood for the classic chemical sip

[Anonymous No.9969780]

>>9969643
Thanks bro. Have a sip on me.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9969786]

>>9969780
Eat shit and die faggot

[Anonymous No.9970093]

I had some white sips after buying into this stupid ass meme and it was actually pretty energizing

Do you guys become more productive after your sips? Or do you just get amped up and do dumb shit

[Anonymous No.9970106]

>>9967389
And what are "deenz", exactly?

[Anonymous No.9970111]

>>9970106
The final syllable of the word "sardines."

[Anonymous No.9970115]

>>9970111
Thanks, i imagine deenz and sips would make something like a clamato

[Anonymous No.9970124]

>>9970093
I use it as a preworkout stim for weight lifting. That’s half of why it’s a /fit/ meme.

[Anonymous No.9970126]

>>9970093
Both

[Anonymous No.9970446]

B O I

[Anonymous No.9970502]

>>9970124
Can you use it for cardio? I already drink coffee before a run

[Anonymous No.9970513]

>>9970502
What exactly do you need to know? It's an energy drink. It has caffeine. It's not going to give you superpowers like these faggots want you believe.

[Anonymous No.9970563]

Just tried my first yellow, majorly baited, worst sip other than blue.

[Anonymous No.9970567]

>>9970513
I just want to know if it's gonna give me a heart attack

You angry little manlet fuck

[Anonymous No.9970568]

>>9970563
*worst sip other than purple

[Anonymous No.9970573]

>>9966330
Never tried it, is it like the no carb version?

[Anonymous No.9970609]

>>9970502
>caffeine for cardio
>increasing heart rate while slowing blood flow
I will never understand this. Are you trying to give yourself a heart attack? You use that to push yourself harder when you're doing calisthenics or lifting weights.

[Anonymous No.9970623]

>>9970567
Retard

[Anonymous No.9970669]

>>9970563
>majorly baited
I’m guessing you meant ‘bated, as in masturbated, because that first sip of Monster Energy™ Ultra Citron™ was so good that you started jerkin it right then and there. I know I always do.

[Anonymous No.9970869]

>>9970669
B A T I N

[Anonymous No.9971025]

>>9970623
Fucking fag

[Anonymous No.9971684]

Just ordered 24 more Ultras at ~78 cents each.

Thanks Amazon

[Anonymous No.9971753]

>>9970869
I miss yellow sips. Hopefully if we shill hard enough in this marketing thread we'll be rewarded not with cash but with an IV of Ultra Citron straight into our bloodstreams. Blessed be Sips.

[Anonymous No.9971865]

>>9971753
I just found a bunch at a “mini mart” kind of place. Not a chain, so their inventory turnover isn’t as regimented and scheduled, and bigger than a corner store—big enough that they do uhaul rentals—but not a full blown grocery store. I think that’s the sweet spot where you can still find yellows. I’m in a 1M+ population city, btw.

[Anonymous No.9971873]

>>9971865
I might do some hunting. HEB and wallyworld are all sold out around me and there aren't many small chains to look for. Plus college town life means a lot of caffeine hungry mouths.

[Anonymous No.9973457]

> dad claims the "250mg of caffine" in sips will fuck me up
> buys 10 litres of Coca Cola every other week
> mfw

[New Amsterdam !!FuZwPkkdqOJ No.9973540]

>>9968565
Thats the amway shit isnt it?

[Anonymous No.9973849]

>>9969065
>Drinking mate completely wrong
kys

[Anonymous No.9974050]

Sometimes I can't sleep because I'm so excited about that first ice cold sip of the morning waiting for me

[Anonymous No.9974064]

>>9974050
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.9974146]

>>9967379
To be fair, many sipbois are brand-loyal to a fault, shilling monster while rejecting Rockstar or amp.

[Anonymous No.9974154]

>>9970446
Alright, Timmy, it's your bedtime. Get off your computer.

[Anonymous No.9974513]

>>9967181
No syrup in true sips either m8

[Anonymous No.9975325]

Just bought a bunch of these to fuel me through the dark days of probation. They taste like candy.

About how many years am I gonna shave off my life with them?

[Anonymous No.9975332]

Just had a sip and an absolutely monstrous wank in the shower lads

good start to the day

[Anonymous No.9975366]

>>9975332
But it's evening. Are you in asia or something?

[Anonymous No.9975378]

>>9975366
straya
sat morning

[Anonymous No.9975438]

>>9975332
Monster sips, monster wanks

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9975643]

Just got this. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.9975704]

>>9968658
this is my absolute favorite

>>9968652
this one is close though

[Anonymous No.9975723]

>>9975643
disappointment

[Anonymous No.9975750]

>>9966330

[Anonymous No.9975762]

>>9975325
Venom used to come in resealable aluminum bottles and was heavily carbonated. The zero calorie one was in a black and purple can. It was fucking legit. Now they're in that shitty can and are $0.99 herre. They suck dick now.

For me, it's Monster or Rockstar

[Anonymous No.9975791]

Remember when this was funny? Me neither.

[Anonymous No.9975814]

>>9965549
I went to a Methodist church for Christmas service and I swear the pastor was about 30 years old and he was up on the alter sipping a white monster the entire service, and this was like 7:30 at night. I tried to take a picture but never got an opportunity to do it without getting caught and looking autismal.

[Anonymous No.9976049]

>>9975814
wtf I love church now

[Anonymous No.9976198]

>nearby convenience store has 2/$4.44 sips
>including yellow sips
tasty times
usually a pair a white and yellow for variety

[Anonymous No.9976686]

>>9976198
Where?

[Anonymous No.9976849]

found my suicide method

[Anonymous No.9976850]

>>9967194
>tfw have to pay sales tax on sugar tax

[Anonymous No.9977342]

>>9976849
>100 pounds

grill?

[Anonymous No.9977362]

>>9976849
>that 99.6th sip of the d-

[Anonymous No.9978125]

>about to try these two for the first time

what am i in for sipfriends?

[Anonymous No.9978145]

Is this the /ptg/ of /ck/?

[Anonymous No.9978303]

>>9977362
Profoundly underrated

[Anonymous No.9978305]

>>9978125
red is typical red coloured drink taste
nothing special for a sip, but still drinkable
>>9976686
and i live on an island, which makes this a strange deal

[Anonymous No.9978406]

>>9965302
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9978411]

>>9978305

what about assault? i've heard it's their coke sip but does it taste like regular coke? that would be disappointing desu

[Anonymous No.9978425]

>>9968501
>drinking paracetamol recreationally.
Man i'd love to see your liver values.

[Anonymous No.9978450]

http://sound.jp/sodaigomi/ch/taijisyoku/taiji.files/guro04.jpg
http://sound.jp/sodaigomi/ch/taijisyoku/taiji.files/guro13.jpg
Although he likes China, can he say that even if he knows the truth?

[Anonymous No.9978454]

>>9978411
too fucking sweet

[Anonymous No.9978570]

>>9967336
Retard

[Anonymous No.9978577]

Do you kids know how much soy is put into enegrydrinks? Please check yourselfs before you cuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.9978961]

>>9965302
>GENERAL