Retarded meaningless food terminology

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Retarded meaningless food terminology Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:36:57 2018 No.9933843 [Reply] [Original]

>Earthy flavour

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:37:38 2018 No.9933845 Mushrooms are earthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:38:29 2018 No.9933848 >>9933845 Because they have dirt on them? I wouldn't describe a mushroom as earthy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:39:33 2018 No.9933851 File: 14 KB, 251x251, 1508170821448.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >palpable

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:39:39 2018 No.9933853 >musky I don't get it.

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:39:56 2018 No.9933855

>>9933845
What does "Earthy" even mean? That it tastes like dirt? Have you tasted dirt? I don't imagine it tastes very good so an Earthy flavour is not a desirable quality in a food unless you're a shiteater, which you probably are if you use the term "Earthy".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:40:51 2018 No.9933858 >>9933855 Metallic, gritty flavor. Earthy isn't a taste, it's a flavor.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:41:06 2018 No.9933860 >>9933848 generally do not listen to retarded people when they spout off on what they describe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:43:30 2018 No.9933873 File: 347 KB, 1333x792, Haiti dirt cookies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd describe Haitian dirt biscuits as earthy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:47:49 2018 No.9933895 File: 454 KB, 1152x768, tabo bell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Melty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:48:56 2018 No.9933901 File: 71 KB, 645x729, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mouthfeel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:49:26 2018 No.9933905 >>9933895 How is melty not obvious, my retarded friend? It means the cheese is not solid, but rather between solid and liquid.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:50:21 2018 No.9933909 >>9933905 is honey melty

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:51:18 2018 No.9933913

>>9933843
>I don't understand it, so it must be retarded!

I can easily point to a few tastes I'd describe as earthy. Green tea? That's pretty earthy. I get the same thing when I make a smoothie with fresh greens like spinach or kale. Some beet (and frankly other root) dishes give off some of the same flavors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:51:24 2018 No.9933914 >>9933843 >>9933851 >>9933858 Illiterate: the thread >>9933895 That one actually is pretty stupid, it isn't even a word

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:51:28 2018 No.9933915 Flavor profile

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:51:43 2018 No.9933917 >>9933901 Why? It's distinct from texture. Carbonation is mouthfeel, spice is mouthfeel, the acid on pineapple is mouthfeel.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:52:53 2018 No.9933924 >>9933913 do you think dark beer is earthy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:53:18 2018 No.9933928 >>9933843 >Earthy flavour how else to describe the taste of fresh radish

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:53:25 2018 No.9933929 Organic "British Cuisine"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:53:25 2018 No.9933930 File: 12 KB, 206x212, IMG_2209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >zesty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:55:40 2018 No.9933942 >>9933924 I have to claim ignorance here. I'm only familiar with Guinness as a dark beer and I wouldn't describe that as earthy.

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:55:45 2018 No.9933943

Any statement describing food flavors that starts with "hints of". 99% of the time whatever follows "hints of" is nonsense. Wine tasters are the most notorious for this type of fraud. They always list off all these various flavor "hints" but when a normal non-retarded human being tastes it, it just tastes like wine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:56:32 2018 No.9933944 File: 85 KB, 450x450, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >internet trend https://youtu.be/aiVFOnWd-lE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:57:19 2018 No.9933950 >>9933943 >red wine taste like hints of white wine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:57:46 2018 No.9933952 >>9933944 >foodhack >epic

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:57:58 2018 No.9933953

>ethnic food
>exotic food

as opposed to non ethnic or non exotic? has western culture saturated the world enough to think anything that doesnt come in cow, chicken, pork on white bread is weird or not normal?
mention that hamburgers, pizza, and hot dogs are ethnic foods and you get butthurt feelings from white people because ethnic to them can subtly mean less than.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:58:00 2018 No.9933954 >>9933950 doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:58:50 2018 No.9933958 >>9933950 Hints of parsimmon, sandalwood, agave.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:03:09 2018 No.9933977 >>9933843 get out britfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:03:24 2018 No.9933979 File: 187 KB, 940x500, beersUSA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Drinkability

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:04:50 2018 No.9933989 >>9933979 See, the drinkability of bleach isn't very high, but still higher than Coors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:07:22 2018 No.9934003 >>9933843 I think that elk and deer taste pretty earthy. Have you ever tried that OP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:07:52 2018 No.9934006 >>9933924 Peaty whiskeys you fucking idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:12:48 2018 No.9934028 >>9933901 i love this becaause i hate you and you finally understand why

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:13:14 2018 No.9934031

>>9933843
>>9933855
To me, earthy means it kinda tastes like dirt in a good way. In the right context, anything can be good.

>>9933901
This is real. I once made a supreme pizza but minced all the ingredients before putting it on the pizza and baking it. It tasted ok but the texture was so off putting it was terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:13:50 2018 No.9934034 >>9933855 dirt tastes good

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:15:19 2018 No.9934037 >>9933855 Smell on a cat's head. That's the flavor.

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:19:29 2018 No.9934052

>>9934003
I think you're mixing that up with gamey (or gamy).

In the end, that's the problem with using words like this. However descriptive, it'll be difficult to grasp for people that haven't experienced the flavor. How do you describe blue to someone born blind beyond the scientific description of light and wavelengths? You can't just say "the sky, the ocean" etc. You can't use the dictionary definition. They need a proper context that simply can't be provided without the experience itself.

If I sat OP down with prepared foods that shared an earthy characteristic, I might be able to get him to understand that flavor, and also why a rich variety of words is always to our benefit when we're looking to be precise. Earthy might be similar to a dozen other flavors or characteristics, but it IS unique and thus deserving of its own turn.

But that would entail learning and would rob him of the opportunity to denigrate something he hasn't attempted to understand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:21:28 2018 No.9934059 >>9934052 Tips fedora mlday

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:22:23 2018 No.9934065

>>9933855
'Earthy' is a weird mixture of savory, bitter, and aromatic/herbal. Some things in this world have this flavor, such as teas, mushrooms, certain chiles to just name a few. It's a complex flavor, something that it sounds like you have a hard time grasping.
I can only suggest trying more foods. New, strange foods, wonderful foods to expand your horizons. They're calling for you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:22:51 2018 No.9934066 I used to mock these words. Then I quit smoking and could taste them. So now I get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:23:15 2018 No.9934068 >>9933913 I'd call those grassy. Things with that chlorophyll taste And /ck/ is gonna get mad at the "grassy" description.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:26:03 2018 No.9934074 >>9933873 What's the point? There's no nutrients in dirt that a human can use. Eat grass or something that might give you at least something usable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:26:42 2018 No.9934079 Umami. I cringe everytime I hear it in a recipe or food aritcle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:27:28 2018 No.9934082 >>9934059 >shit, I don't have a counterpoint but I have to get the last word in >ahh, my trusty friend the ad hom k

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:30:02 2018 No.9934096 >>9933979 BL Lime is fucking abhorrent. I have no idea how anyone drinks that shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:34:35 2018 No.9934110 >>9934096 >I have no idea how anyone drinks alcohol + sugar. Really, no idea at all? I agree it's gross and I'm not defending it, but you're hopelessly clueless if you can't wrap your mind around a sweet "beer" alternative.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:39:46 2018 No.9934123 >>9934079 Savory?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:40:51 2018 No.9934126 The mistake you all made was bumping a thread made by the type of retard who has Sam Hyde pictures to post with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:48:47 2018 No.9934151 >>9934123 Savory is fine in my book. Throwing umami into the mix just comes across as pretentious

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:56:53 2018 No.9934183 Doneness What the fuck does it even mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:01:42 2018 No.9934193 >>9934183 The quality of a certain ingredient being cooked to the preferred texture or state, e.g. a steak being cooked to medium-rare, to some considered to be the perfect "doneness".

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:02:23 2018 No.9934195 >>9934151 Are 'sweet', 'sour' or 'bitter' pretentious to you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:02:24 2018 No.9934196 File: 103 KB, 768x1024, bud extra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9934110 >a sweet "beer" alternative RIP

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:07:36 2018 No.9934204
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>>9934074
Haiti is fucked up.
They cut down all their trees to make charcoal for export, the soil washed away and now they are starving, surviving only on food parcels.
All this after murdering the whites and taking control.
Dominicans have to guard their trees with machine guns

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:09:22 2018 No.9934210 >>9934204 Didn't the WHO slaughter all their native pigs because there was a risk they might carry disease and replace them with ones which cost more to feed that a family earned in a year?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:10:34 2018 No.9934212 >>9934204 >>9934210 Should have spent more than 30 seconds searching... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creole_pig

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:11:04 2018 No.9934216 >>9934204 Where are Haitians originally from? Are they like escaped slaves or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:15:42 2018 No.9934227 File: 13 KB, 363x360, 1409780834732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9933944 what the fuck? Is this actually a trend or did somebody trick this faggot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:25:17 2018 No.9934257 >>9934227 That furfaggot putting them on a pizza probably got a lot of upboats on reddit but he thought poisoning himself for a few shekels would be worth it.

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:27:02 2018 No.9934263

>>9934216
Yes they were slaves taken out of Africa, probably Angola. It was originally a wealthy French colony and a paradise on Earth.
The slaves revolted and killed all their captors.
They've developed their own unique culture around voodoo and black magic. It's an interesting place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:38:56 2018 No.9934301 >>9934065 So much this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:41:22 2018 No.9934308 File: 71 KB, 586x434, girls-laughing-586x434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9934074 >there's no nutrients in dirt Whew, lad......

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:30:53 2018 No.9934543 >>9934308 You try living on dirt and see how well it goes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:35:09 2018 No.9934552 >>9933853 means "stale" as in forgotten gym bag reopened after a week "stale"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:41:43 2018 No.9934560 >>9933914 To be fair, "palpable" is as vague as it gets if you're actually trying to use it descriptively.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:44:40 2018 No.9934563 >>9934074 niggers are retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:47:50 2018 No.9934570 >>9933843 Moorish. What? it comes from Constantinople?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:53:07 2018 No.9934580 >>9933843 beetroot is the definitionof earthy.fucking tastelets i swear

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:54:21 2018 No.9934587 >>9934074 the zebras ate all the grass and the lions ate all the zebra. all that's left is dirt.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:55:54 2018 No.9934589 >>9933909 zing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:56:42 2018 No.9934593 >>9934552 Wow, that actually makes perfect sense. Thank you, Anon. Now I know why it's an aphrodesiac because I love smelly old gym bags. (no homo)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:59:30 2018 No.9934601 >>9934196 Not surprised this never took off

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:24:47 2018 No.9934639
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>>9933853
>musk
This made me crave for musk sticks (Aussie candy) which I haven't had since I was a kid so I looked to see if they still existed and, yup, they do. Checkingt he ingredients i noticed that they're coloured with 'Cochineal'. I didn't know what that is so I looked it up and it's bugs. fucking crushed bugs, and it's in pretty much anything that's coloured red, including lipstick and other make ups. We're eating bugs, people. Rubbing in our faces and eating the fucking things.
I don't want to live on this planet any more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:28:57 2018 No.9934646 >>9934639 >vegans drinking caffeinated milkshakes Does not compute.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:32:57 2018 No.9934658 File: 123 KB, 460x328, 3894007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >crisp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:33:03 2018 No.9934659 >>9934639 Whatever you do don't research the demodex. A class of mite which lives on everyones eyelashes, and other facial follicles. It doesn't even have an anus, when it dies it just decomposes and leaves a lifetimes worth of shit on your face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:33:23 2018 No.9934660 >>9933843 U M A M I

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:33:59 2018 No.9934663 >>9934658 Specifically how its used in advertisements

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:37:09 2018 No.9934674 >>9934601 took off big time in Europe, mix of beer and fruit juices is sold everywhere here. Perfect for hot summers, proper lager here is too strong, no amerpiss

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:40:32 2018 No.9934679 >>9934660 Umami is documented the same way as sweet, sour, salty and bitter. The receptors react on L-glutamate. Read a book for shitsakes http://www.pnas.org/content/99/7/4692.full..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:40:39 2018 No.9934681 File: 19 KB, 336x188, 3795379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9933944

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 06:39:59 2018 No.9934814 >>9933843 radish, beet root, dark beer, pu erh tea, grilled mushrooms, lentils. certain spices or herbs like caraway seeds or bay leafs. all those things are earthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 06:41:52 2018 No.9934818 >>9934814 Beetroot is epitome of 'earthy' to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 06:42:30 2018 No.9934819 >>9934580 my beetroot nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 06:53:54 2018 No.9934827 I'm frustrated because I have a poor understanding of the English language - the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:04:23 2018 No.9934850 >>9934195 Umami isn't real, it's just made up japshit ya mong. Take a shower and have sex ya weeb

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:11:31 2018 No.9934864 >>9934204 >niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:19:34 2018 No.9934882 I got this thread, >toothsome.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:34:26 2018 No.9934922 >al denty

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:39:55 2018 No.9934937 >>9934850 Take yer head out of yer arse >>9934679

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:42:39 2018 No.9934945 >>9934814 None of those foods are even related in flavour

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:43:36 2018 No.9934947 >>9934945 radish and beetroot arent related in flavor? are you fucking retarded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:45:58 2018 No.9934957 >>9933843 poorfags don't know flavor exists hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:47:34 2018 No.9934963 >>9933901 yeah cause obviously every single food feels exactly the same in your mouth, retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 15:17:53 2018 No.9936541 >>9934580 Last time I ate a beet it tasted like coins, not at all earthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:37:18 2018 No.9936960 >>9934570 What on earth are you talking about? Moors we're from southern Spain and Morocco.

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:41:02 2018 No.9936989

>>9934065
>a weird mixture of savory, bitter, and aromatic/herbal

This. It's just a 'dark', deep, rich, complex flavor that hits certain flavor targets (like being savory) while also having a subtle otherwise unpleasant flavor (like being bitter) that complements it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:45:15 2018 No.9937008 File: 43 KB, 700x400, glutamic_acid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9934850 No, umami is literally pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:46:39 2018 No.9937012 >dry brine >bone broth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:46:59 2018 No.9937017 >>9933843 >mouthfeel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:53:32 2018 No.9937042 >>9937012 >bone broth broth can be made from plenty of things that are not bones

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:00:35 2018 No.9937087 >>9934659 i'm pretty sure i have that shit. for about 2 years now if i don't shower ever single day i'll get something that looks a lot like a minor case of demodicosis on my face.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:06:31 2018 No.9937121 File: 191 KB, 499x499, 1486866592750.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >delicious

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:15:08 2018 No.9937160
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I hate food network/foodie memes. I hate yelpspeak like "hubby" and "s/o". I also hate you anti-intellectual faggots who think actual terms used by chefs and food scientists are le cringe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:16:52 2018 No.9937166 >>9934850 If you ever have the chance, get some pure MSG and eat it. You will notice the taste of meat on your tongue. That's what "umami" is. It is not a meme and I suggest you actually study up on things before you outright dismiss them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:17:21 2018 No.9937168 >>9933843 is that linus torvalds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:28:01 2018 No.9937215 >>9937168 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:33:15 2018 No.9937235 >Grass fed beef No shit..... it’s a herbivore with access to fields, what else is it going to feed on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:35:44 2018 No.9937246 >>9933855 Hummus is earthly because it tastes like sour dirt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:37:57 2018 No.9937262 >>9937235 Corn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:38:31 2018 No.9937265 File: 63 KB, 227x300, AxolotlSalamander.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9937246 Shut your fucking mouth sinner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:38:59 2018 No.9937267 >>9937235 >what else is it going to feed on. fodder made from grains/protein meal/recycled meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:40:24 2018 No.9937277 >>9937262 >>9937267 Well aren’t I the retard. Every day is a schools day

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:53:15 2018 No.9937347 File: 40 KB, 600x429, _20171101_162403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9933944 >homosexuality is not a mental illness >this happens

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:55:39 2018 No.9937356
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>>9937235
>all cows have access to fields

Not even grass-fed cows necessarily graze. "Pasture-raised" would imply that the animals are allowed to graze, but I'm not sure that it's even a regulated term.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:56:23 2018 No.9937361 File: 55 KB, 457x457, Bust_A_Nut_Pin_Front_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9934593 As long as you dont open the week old proton shaker. >sweaty heavy bag gloves

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 18:00:48 2018 No.9937378 >>9933944 >4 days ago please be dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:12:31 2018 No.9937846 >>9933944 what an asshole

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:43:07 2018 No.9937985 File: 81 KB, 419x480, 1509564847314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9937246

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:47:55 2018 No.9938000 >>9934204 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominican_Republic#Haitian_immigration dominicans are evil and racist and they should let the poor haitians cut down all of their trees

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:03:07 2018 No.9938076 >delicate Can /ck/ name a food that can be described as having a 'delicate' flavour but can't be described as having a 'subtle' flavour?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:21:18 2018 No.9938144 >>9933944 this is making america great again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:23:52 2018 No.9938161 >>9938076 This morning's espresso had delicate tones of raspberry with subtle hints of cocoa and hazelnut.

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:26:38 2018 No.9938169

>>9933855
Its like when you say a fish tastes muddy, you know it was living towards the bottom of the river or dam so it tastes like that because that's what is primarily in the water at that level, same rule applies to mushrooms I guess when picking out flavor profiles.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:28:04 2018 No.9938178 >>9934543 >>9934308 There would be plenty of minerals.. hmm filling

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 22:02:06 2018 No.9938317 >>9938161 This morning's espresso had subtle tones of raspberry, cocoa, and hazelnut.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 02:27:37 2018 No.9939303 >>9933915 Fucking this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:03:58 2018 No.9939649 >>9934204 Also the Indian UN peacekeepers who went there after the earthquake back in 2010 didn't poo in the loo, hooked up their septic to the drinking water and created a dysentery outbreak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:09:07 2018 No.9939670 >deconstructed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:11:46 2018 No.9939681 File: 111 KB, 625x773, 1512079737225.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >describing alcohol as dry >umami >mouthfeel >lovingly prepared >season the pan

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:15:58 2018 No.9939699
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>>9933843
>Retarded meaningless food terminology
>Earthy flavour
Thread starts out with a terrible example because when someone says that, even your retarded ass knows what to expect from the food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:20:21 2018 No.9939713 >>9934074 It's normally a desperation thing. Something to sate you in any form, like how people used to cook their fuckin shoes in WW2.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:39:09 2018 No.9939900 >>9939713 So it's just a "I'm going to die anyways so why not just eat this to help the hunger pains" thing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:40:09 2018 No.9939905 >>9934639 You're only just discovering this now? How young are you? I thought this was common knowledge.

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:44:53 2018 No.9939914

>>9937087
You do. He said EVERYONES eyelashes.

This is another thing that I thought was just common knowledge. Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure I learned about this and the red-dye bugs in school as a child. Just how bad is the American education system?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:45:47 2018 No.9939917 Terroir

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:58:44 2018 No.9939944 >>9938317 Raspberries, the actual berries, are delicate, not subtle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:05:34 2018 No.9939958 >>9934587 Haiti is in Caribbean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:06:21 2018 No.9939960 >>9933950 Reminder that in a blind test, professional wine connoisseurs were unable to tell red wine from white wine with food coloring. Wine is a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:17:26 2018 No.9939987 Moreish

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:21:51 2018 No.9940001 >>9933989 If you have a problem drinking any beer you're a limp-wristed girlyman.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:23:20 2018 No.9940004 >>9940001 Not him, i can chuck any beer but i dislike the 12% beers, taste bitter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:31:13 2018 No.9940023 >>9940004 That's okay, any beer above like 8% is a meme made by hipster microbrew faggots. If you want more alcohol content in your drinks, go for wine or then liquor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 08:42:15 2018 No.9940339 >>9939649 i need a source

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 09:41:33 2018 No.9940534 >>9939960 I don't believe it. Red and white wine taste very different

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 09:42:28 2018 No.9940537 >slides right off the bone This pisses me off more than anything else

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 09:43:46 2018 No.9940543

>>9940534
let me guess you're going to now pretend that there's stuff like "cabernet sauvignon" and "riesling" and that they're not literally the exact same shit. show me a peer reviewed double blind test that proves that I'll prefer your $5000 french bullshit over a cold refreshing american beer

when will pretentious coasties stop putting on airs? you can't fool me. this is why she lost #MAGA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 09:50:55 2018 No.9940553 >>9934074 It's dirt mixed with butter

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 09:58:59 2018 No.9940573 >>9933944 >gay babies Wow a gay man being a pedophile? Who woulda thunk it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:04:08 2018 No.9940587 >>9939987 That just means addictive, like pringles

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:11:46 2018 No.9940608 >>9933843 >umami just say fucking savory

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:13:56 2018 No.9940619 >>9940608 japan invented it so they get to call it whatever they want baka

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:41:35 2018 No.9940692 >>9940573 KEK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:45:30 2018 No.9940700 >>9940619 they didnt invent it faggot they discovered it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:48:36 2018 No.9940709 >Artisan: It's fancy and we tripled the price >Super Food: We used expensive shit no one has heard of that is no better than grapes, but is fancy and shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:57:25 2018 No.9940743 >>9940700 then why didn't it exist until they discovered it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 11:03:23 2018 No.9940768 >>9933843 2 boys have traditional sex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 11:45:15 2018 No.9940900 File: 40 KB, 500x382, STARTREKTROI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >comfort food

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:41:33 2018 No.9941675

>>9933855
t. violent loner drug addicted chronic masturbator severely porn addicted incel that has never once spoken to a woman other than his mother in nearly 30 years of life who literally is rubbing his genitals almost 24/7 even in the presence of his mom who he lives with and never had a father and his mom likes to date a lot of black guys and he's really fat and wears trilbies and literally masturbates on the other side of the wall when his mom is being fucked by a black and cries about it and wishes that it was him fucking his own mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:54:14 2018 No.9941718 >>9933953 >you get butthurt feelings from white people You get butthurt feelings from American "white" people, because they are retarded

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:03:54 2018 No.9941748
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>>9934074
Often the dirt is eaten by children, mostly. To eat the dirt as an adult is dishonorable in that culture, but they are mixed with a vegetable stock like liquid with some nutrients present.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:05:28 2018 No.9941750 File: 1.80 MB, 849x474, WOMBO COMBO.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9933843 >Wombo combo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:17:28 2018 No.9941791 File: 73 KB, 600x400, MagneticClayBathPicture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >haha look at these subhumans eating mineral rich dirt! >drops three spoonful meme earth in his soy

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:21:00 2018 No.9941802

>>9933855
>Have you tasted dirt?

Have you not?
Have you literally never played outside in your entire life?
No sports of any kind? Not even a simple nature walk?

Does a bubbleboy really have any business on the food and cooking board? Are you not just torturing yourself looking at things which aren't medically prescribed nutripaste and imagining flavors you will never have without killing yourself?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:21:44 2018 No.9941803 >>9934074 >Eat grass Grass is extremely hard to digest. That's why cows have four stomachs and chew their food twice. You might as well eat dirt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:25:41 2018 No.9941829 >>9934263 >a paradise on Earth. Except for the slaves.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:30:42 2018 No.9941850 File: 105 KB, 1128x1002, 1514103962065.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9933843 I'm going to write down all the terms ITT and become the greatest food critic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 16:24:20 2018 No.9942121 File: 177 KB, 480x541, 1509626724765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >crisp >airy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 16:55:06 2018 No.9942292 >>9938076 Foie gras, or caviar. Both have flavours which fade, disappear, or become otherwise hard/impossible to detect if paired with anything more strong-tasting than mildly salted crackers or toast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 16:59:32 2018 No.9942324 >Smart fruit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 17:04:05 2018 No.9942350 >>9939713 Except that we can still get some nutrition out of a boiled old boot, tough and shitty (and toxic, in the case of tanned leather) as it might be. Dirt, on the other hand, has nothing to offer but maybe some minerals and B12.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 19:59:30 2018 No.9943246 >>9934096 they're good to drink while doing activities like snowboarding shooting guns being white

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 20:10:54 2018 No.9943304 >>9939681 Lovingly prepared is an advertisement. The rest are perfectly valid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 20:53:07 2018 No.9943473 File: 179 KB, 664x733, MicroscopicIntellegence.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Cultured >Activated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 21:10:45 2018 No.9943548 Are you fuckers retarded? Trying to explain a flavour is like trying to explain what a colour looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 21:12:08 2018 No.9943560 >>9933843 No such thing, you’re just forcing a meme.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 21:12:58 2018 No.9943567 >>9943548 a person of colour stole my bike and now i'm salty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 21:15:24 2018 No.9943572 >>9933909 >Trapcard.activated

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 22:23:05 2018 No.9943819 Exotic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 01:45:07 2018 No.9944461 >>9941803 Dirt is even harder to digest because it's impossible. At least from masticated grass juice you might get something out of.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 01:47:22 2018 No.9944469 >>9942121 sauce? I have a thing for girls getting fucked while playing video games or watching tv or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:03:37 2018 No.9944520 >>9937160 >food scientists CRINGEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:09:37 2018 No.9944538 >>9944520 You know a person is dumb as fuck when he uses the word anti-intellectual.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:26:49 2018 No.9944593 >>9934074 They're actually medicine, not food, I don't know why it never comes up when people post the pictures. It's like pepto bismol and it helps pregnant women with morning sickness

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:29:17 2018 No.9944601 >>9944593 Well shit. I guess western medicine has a lot to learn.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:30:39 2018 No.9944607 >>9944601 It /is/ western medicine, it's literally a tums tablet that exists in naturally occurring clay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:33:11 2018 No.9944617 >>9933944 Please be real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:34:23 2018 No.9944620 >>9933855 >>9933843 Someone's never cooked beets before. Room will smell like earth.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:38:59 2018 No.9944628 >>9933944 Is this supposed to be comedy? I don't even know what I'm supposed to be feeling after watching this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:40:26 2018 No.9944629 >>9944620 I've only had canned beets. How do freshly cooked ones differ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:49:58 2018 No.9944652 >>9944620 If you're a retard sure. Boil them first, fuck face

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 03:17:29 2018 No.9944733 >>9944652 >boiling isn't cooking When you boil them the room smells super earthy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 03:54:25 2018 No.9944856 File: 247 KB, 600x600, FB67D0A9-EC37-4DEA-BBFA-109726DA56A3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >rustic

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 04:11:48 2018 No.9944904

>>9933909
I think something can only be “melty” if its normal or “ideal” state is solid or semi solid. You can have melty cheese and melty ice cream because those are normally eaten in more or less solid forms. you can’t have melty honey bc honey is always between a liquid and a solid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 04:20:01 2018 No.9944935 >Hearty

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 04:58:48 2018 No.9945033

>tastes like shit
>shit
When you think about it that's a highly variable word. Even in that context; manure can vary in taste considerably depending on a huge amount of things from diet (which has its own variables) to the health of the individual's digestive tract as well as their overall health and level of physical activity. Even the attractiveness of that individual can have an impact on the perceived taste of their poop. I mean, all things being equal (diet, health, etc) I'd say that Taylor Swift's poop would taste a lot better than Rick Astley's steaming roll of poop, simply because I think I'd enjoy eating it more.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:07:09 2018 No.9945057

>>9934204
>white men takes over state/continent
>place goes from mud huts and shit shacks to skyscrapers and airports and shit
>niggers take over state/continent
>place goes from a natural paradisa to a barren toxic desert where everyone starves
those nignogs should be begging us to put the chains back on since it would improve their quality of life substantially

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:11:24 2018 No.9945064 >>9944935 >what do you want for dinner? >I don't know. Something hearty. Does my head in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:17:13 2018 No.9945077 >>9941829 They were honestly better off as slaves than they are now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:18:19 2018 No.9945078 >>9945064 Literally an old expression picked up by marketing to sell, sell, SELL!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:22:29 2018 No.9945091 >>9944856 Means poorfaggy. A handful of cheap ingredients/leftovers to create a meal. Think pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:28:10 2018 No.9945108 >>9934196 Americans see words like Ginseng and Guarana and it gives them the fear

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:45:04 2018 No.9945147 >>9937235 corn and soy. Milk is just a drowning estrogen cocktail. Keep drinking up goys its good for you

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 06:06:21 2018 No.9945198 >>9933855 It tastes exactly like dirt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 06:06:48 2018 No.9945201 >>9939681 Dry is used as an opposite to sweet. It doesn't mean literally dry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 06:10:16 2018 No.9945211 >>9940543 Do you also believe that the earth is flat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 07:25:10 2018 No.9945413 >>9933979 miller genuine draft or MGD is the best beer on the planet.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 10:47:30 2018 No.9946002

>>9934126
>The mistake you all made was bumping a thread made by the type of retard who has Sam Hyde pictures to post with.

What this Anon said. Sam's a no talent retard who fucked up a golden opportunity and shits up other boards. Can't wait for that faggot to an hero.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:47:20 2018 No.9946648 File: 7 KB, 225x224, ladda ned.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Homemade (when a restaurant describes their food as such) >Our famous[...] >Rustic >Organic >Natural (as opposed to unnatural?)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:02:43 2018 No.9946690 >>9933843 >t. never tasted turmeric pleb detected

>>	TwitchyFing3rs Sun Jan 7 17:52:05 2018 No.9947863 earthy means herby or gamey

>>	TwitchyFing3rs Sun Jan 7 17:53:33 2018 No.9947868 >>9946648 yes genetically modified means not natural

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:04:14 2018 No.9947934 >>9933843 >never quite understand what "earthy" means >chop a bunch of mushrooms >understand instantly You'll understand too if you ever actually cook something instead of just shoving McChickens down your throat every day.

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:35:21 2018 No.9948106

Homemade.

“Homemade cookies!” “Look at this spaghetti. Homemade”

Yes I can see in the picture that you made the cookies. Good job. I dunno just irritates me when someone points out that they are “homemade”. Who gives a fuck? I’ve been cooking at home my entire life. I’m not one to post my food on social media, but even if I was, I wouldn’t understand the homemade shit. It’s already clear in the picture that this was made in a household. Do people do this when it’s their first time making anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:29:00 2018 No.9948785 File: 41 KB, 532x768, metric splash.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >add a splash of liquid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:31:33 2018 No.9948796 >>9933843 >Rich

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:34:11 2018 No.9948813
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>>9933843

Educuate yourself.

Petrichor (/ˈpɛtrJkɔːr/) is the earthy scent produced when rain falls on dry soil. The word is constructed from Greek πέτρα petra, meaning "stone", and ἰχώρ īchōr, the fluid that flows in the veins of the gods in Greek mythology.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petrichor

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:20:55 2018 No.9949472 "Authentic" Needless to explain why.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:33:51 2018 No.9949578 >>9933843 springyness haven't seen this one here. its supposed to be how much recoil does the food have on your teeth when you chew on the food. these faggots have this shit down to a science

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:46:17 2018 No.9949663 >>9940537 did your father slide himself in you when you were a kid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:54:41 2018 No.9950018 >>9934587 what about the lions

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:17:40 2018 No.9950140 >>9933843 >tastes like chicken surprised no faggots here have said this one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:19:58 2018 No.9950151 File: 90 KB, 560x702, dont kick the baby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wow, this has a very strong umami flavor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:20:36 2018 No.9950155 >>9950151 Umami is an actual flavor though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:22:43 2018 No.9950162 >>9950018 you shouldnt be eating cat in the first place fagboy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:26:32 2018 No.9950175 >>9950155 umami is the soyboyardee terminology

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:28:54 2018 No.9950186 >>9950175 Savory has too many contexts in English, umami is the correct culinary terminology.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:40:39 2018 No.9950233 File: 16 KB, 291x300, 1500095548074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9950186 UMAMI IS A FUCKING NOUN YOU FUCKING AMERICAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:22:42 2018 No.9950383 File: 24 KB, 365x273, Twisted_Metal_screenshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9950233 that's what I said but the numales are extreme in this thread. can't convince them otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:55:47 2018 No.9950519 >>9950151 2 fucking japaneze men smell the fuckin tongue

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:58:06 2018 No.9950532 >>9950233 Flavors are all nouns. Saying "this has a very strong sweet flavor" is just as correct as saying "this has a very strong umami flavor"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:58:21 2018 No.9950535 >>9950186 don't care is it's more precise, it's something only faggots say

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:59:06 2018 No.9950542 >>9933855 >I don't have a developed palette

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:03:12 2018 No.9950562 >>9933944 He should have swallowed. Maybe then hed sleep forever and the world would be a better place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:08:25 2018 No.9950580 >>9950535 >Being accurate is bad! Do you also pronounce jalapeno "ja lap in o"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:09:47 2018 No.9950588 >>9933944 what the actual fuck...I'm I glad I don't know who this fucking faggot is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:14:50 2018 No.9950613 >>9933855 Rich soil can smell really good but, like coffee, it smells better than it tastes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:23:35 2018 No.9950655 >>9950613 >Rich soil can smell really good I bet you ate dirt and bugs in the playground as a kid. I too never grew out of my childhood cravings

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:27:50 2018 No.9950667 >>9944520 >>9944538 Food science is a whole field. What are you two brainlets doing on a food and cooking forum, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:33:44 2018 No.9950685 >>9950655 Nah I just always found the smell pleasant and knew what it tasted like but I wouldn't just eat it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:47:12 2018 No.9950896 >>9950685 >Nah nigger detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:59:51 2018 No.9951118 File: 24 KB, 645x729, 34622551610671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Superfood

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:42:56 2018 No.9951272 >>9945064 What's wrong with this Sometimes you want a really filling meal of meat and potatoes, and hearty is how you communicate that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 10:12:25 2018 No.9952051 File: 58 KB, 800x800, 1492807540158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >chock full of [adjective] """goodness"""

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 18:04:58 2018 No.9954075 >>9934037 Jesus Christ that is surprisingly accurate

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