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Weird shit that actually exists.

>> No.9932287

>>9932276
Do i even need to mention where in the world this from?

>> No.9932330

>>9932287
The store?

>> No.9932344

>>9932330
If that crap is still on the shelf you need to find another store.
That shit is older than duck dynasty pot pies

>> No.9932346

>>9932287
Djibouti

>> No.9932435

>>9932276
His chips are breddy gud tho

>> No.9932547

I see these in the freezer of any dollar store I've ever been to. Never had the guts to try them.

>> No.9932555

its sold exclusively at the dollar store

this faggots career is more pathetic than being a NEET

>> No.9932560

>>9932276
Yet another thread on /ck/ turns into an argument about America/Donald Trump

this board is fucking garbage

>> No.9932572

>>9932560
anon are you drunk?

>> No.9932575

>>9932555
>get paid to literally do nothing but put your name on something
>pathetic
I'd love to be pathetic

>> No.9932583

>>9932547
You probably don't want to. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOn1IgubNs4

>> No.9932628

>>9932583
>Wolfe Pit

nice, I watched this guy review potted meat and spam, he's pretty cool

>> No.9932634

>>9932583
That's depressing af

>> No.9932641

>>9932555
>net worth estimated at 50 million
Yeah, pathetic

>> No.9932657
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>tfw no Powdermilk Biscuits

>> No.9932658

>>9932583
Jesus Christ

>> No.9932664
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>>9932276
>Git-r-Dun Grub

>> No.9932690

>>9932657
>Being such a cuck that you get accused of sexual harassment by woman because you patted her on the back when she was crying to console her, and you get fired and your national radio show is disgraced for all eternity.

The rewards of being a liberal.

>> No.9932697

>>9932690

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>> No.9932967

>>9932287
Fuck, you are so smart and clever. Can i duck your cock please? PLEASE?!

>> No.9932974

>>9932572
It has been posted in several threads. This anon thinks he is going to start a meme.

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>>9932583
Dear lord why?

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my friends retarded sister asked me to buy this for her when it was still in stores

delicious refreshing spring water spiked with vodka

yes that's right. You are paying full price for vodka cut with water

>> No.9933095

>>9933057
hahahahaha that's a marketing genius

>> No.9933105

>>9933095
genius would be selling it also as a concentrate that they could add their own favorite bottle of water to!

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Dollar Tree is my favorite tree

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>> No.9933827

>>9932276
That looks like the saddest plate of biscuits and gravy I've ever seen.

Figures the yankee pretending to be southern can't even get that shit right.

>>9932583
Oh god it's worst than I fucking thought. That poor man.

>> No.9933828

>>9933818
>Entirely salt
>Supposedly tastes like peanut butter
Howd they do it?

>> No.9933829

>>9933818
during my fattest days I gave walden farms a lot of good tries. Tried the salad dressings, they were all pretty bad
but that shit right there tastes like you are eating gasoline

>> No.9933831

>>9932560
>this board is fucking garbage
And yet here you are, seething in misery.
What are you even on about?

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>> No.9933852

>>9932583
>Corn syrup in this shit

WHY FUCKING WHY

>> No.9933856
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>> No.9933906

>>9933849
Just once, I want one of these stupid fucking hipsters to use this bullshit little thing on the tomato vine itself just for the possibility they'll rid of the world of some of these morons.

>> No.9933920

>>9932583
If thats a dollar you might as well make your own from fucking scratch. Its just flour, milk, sausage, seasonings.

>> No.9933937

>>9933920
It's hardly seasoning though, it's literally just pepper.

You also forgot grease. Gravy isn't gravy unless you add Grease to it.

>> No.9933941

>>9933906
Tomato vines don't explode when pierced...

>> No.9933948

>>9933856
The Catholic priest wants you to share his bible bar.

>> No.9933966

>>9932547
i have some in my freezer the gravy is shit but th biscuit is good, i like having 2 min biscuits the dogs wont even touch the gravy aka milk water

>> No.9933973

>>9933941
If I have to explain why possibly eating a tomato vine is bad for you, I'm going to simply recommend you try it and find out.

>> No.9933983

>>9932330
i keked

>> No.9934000

>>9933856
>the 7 foods of Deuteronomy 8:8
Honestly, would try

>> No.9934027

>>9932276
He should come out with his own set of grits and call them Grit-R-Done

>> No.9934148

>>9933789
*NOW SPREADS*

>> No.9934163

>>9932967
>>9933973
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.9934221

>>9932967
>posted from my iPhone

>> No.9934230

>>9933973
I'd like you to explain why using that thing on a tomato vine is bad because you're confusing

>> No.9934247

>>9933920
do you honestly think the lumps of wasted carbon who buy this shit can exert the needed effort to cook things on a stove
do you think they're even smart enough to turn it on

>> No.9934306

>>9932583
Looks like something out of a cummy Japanese porno.

>> No.9934314

>>9933856
>It is a land of wheat and barley; of grapevines, fig trees, and pomegranates; of olive oil and honey.
Not sure if grapes and pomegranates go well together, but I'd definitely give that a try at least. Sounds pretty damn good.

>> No.9934321

>>9933937
The grease comes from cooking the sausage.

>> No.9934356

>>9932583
RECOILING IN TERROR

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I've always wanted to try it but I can't deal with the judgment on my way to the register.

>> No.9934383

>>9934381
Protip: Use the self checkout if you're really that autistic.
Protip 2: Buy them because they are fucking great, doubly so when drunk.

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>>9934383
I am all of these things. Thanks.

>> No.9934398

>>9934367
got one of these on a whim a few weeks ago, not bad desu.

>> No.9934404

>>9934381
>>9934383
>>9934385
They're trash but if you're 14 beers in while hanging out with other drunk people...

I'd prefer cheese-sticks myself. Or see how long it takes for someone to gag on a chicken wing.

>> No.9934413

>>9934404
They're like cheese sticks but with more cheese. Also they only take like 45 seconds in the microwave which is nice.

>> No.9934434

>>9933856

desu probably fucking tasty

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>>9934381
I tried them. Threw the box out after eating two. The outside doesn't taste anything like Doritos. In fact, it didn't taste like anything. It was just a gritty corn(?) "breading" that stuck on your teeth for a long time. The "Melty Cheese" is cheese product, so it's obviously pretty bad, but it's somehow worse than you would expect.
That's the last meme I buy into.

>> No.9934481

>>9932583
Wow, that looks absolutely repulsive.

>> No.9934625

>>9934321
You'd be surprised how many dumb asses I've seen just throw away the grease instead of using it for the gravy.

>> No.9934642

>>9934027
huhuhu

>> No.9935651

>>9934471
This guys right. Those things fucking suck. I was expecting it to be like a fried moz stick except with cheddar and dorito breading but it tastes nothing like that at all.

>> No.9935679

>>9934314
Maybe it's raisins

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>>9932583

>> No.9935729

>>9932287
ETERNAL ANGLOS OBSESSED

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Shit's fucking gross.

>> No.9935739

>>9933057
>not even raw water

>> No.9935900

>>9933057
I thought the pre-made vodka mixed with sparkling water was bad...this is next level GENIUS.

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>>9933057
I was hanging out with a jewish girl who bought a seltzer equivalent of this. Forgot the price but it was absurd.

>> No.9936049

>>9932276
>>9933789
Takes me back to last summer, living alone in central Florida with a bare bones kitchen (just a single pan, single pot, lid, one knife, serving spoon, can opener, and a colander) with no spices or staples. Seriously, that's all I had to work with.

I knew I'd only be living there for two and a half months, had no car, and the only grocery stores were an hour bus ride away so I practically had to live off dollar tree food on a $10/hr budget. I lost so much weight that summer.