/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9930159]

what the hell is wrong with America

[Anonymous No.9930172]

>>9930159

Get a load of the europoor that can't afford a blender

[Anonymous No.9930173]

>>9930159
I don't understand your confusion. Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.9930177]

Are you seriously this obsessed that you have to cherry-pick a fucking advert for a blender from amazon?

https://www.amazon.com/b?ie=UTF8&node=17484665011

Go cook something bland and terrible to make yourself feel better instead of shitting up the board so much.

[Anonymous No.9930179]

>>9930172
>>9930173
You cucks don't see a problem with "5 Ways to Eat Health: Buy More Consumer Shit"?

[Anonymous No.9930181]

>>9930179
I'm not poor

[Anonymous No.9930183]

>>9930179
Or the fact that Americans can't stomach the thought of eating their vegetables, so they drink them with sugar instead.

[Anonymous No.9930196]

>>9930159
>Eating healthy
>Blending your fucking fruits

[Anonymous No.9930199]

>>9930159
you shittalking juicing, m8.

[Anonymous No.9930204]

>>9930179
why are you hung up on some clickbait? are you new to the internet?

[Anonymous No.9930208]

>>9930179
>>9930183
>>9930196
Wow, great thread guys. You sure showed America. I bet they are just reeling from being BTFO by 1 or 2 Yuropoors.

[Anonymous No.9930216]

>>9930208
t. 300 lb sugar-blood

[Anonymous No.9930223]

>>9930208
>fuck off eurocucks! based american freedom! we drink our daily calories in milkshakes!

[Anonymous No.9930227]

>>9930216
>>9930223
I just looked at some live cams of American city's and the streets are filled with cucks just being destroyed by you guys. They are gnashing their teeth. Great job. War won.

[Anonymous No.9930228]

>>9930159
>5 ways to eat healthy
*5 ways to eat healthily
Fucking Ebonics.
If you’re white and talk like this you should end yourself.

[Anonymous No.9930235]

>>9930159
too many yurocucks like you obsessed with us. I mean what are you even doing reading our advertisements that's some next level obsession

[Anonymous No.9930236]

>>9930228
>healthily
>So go ahead and “eat healthy.” Our guess is that “eat healthily” will begin to sound stuffy before long, if it doesn’t already.
https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2014/04/healthy-healthily.html

[Anonymous No.9930240]

>>9930236
>blog

[Anonymous No.9930247]

>>9930240
You're right. Let's take your stupid post as gospel then.

[Anonymous No.9930248]

>>9930236
t. half breed Amerimutt

[Anonymous No.9930255]

>>9930248
How will I ever recover from this accusation!? Some brown skinned gentlemen is calling me a half breed!

[Anonymous No.9930257]

>>9930183
>with sugar
???

[Anonymous No.9930258]

2. no cheese on your burgers
3. no ice cream after breakfast and lunch. dinner only.
4. dilute your daily 10 gallons of coke with diet coke
5. make your toilet and bathroom NO FOOD ZONES.

[Anonymous No.9930260]

>>9930258
#2 should be
>replace your bread with a block of cheese
since americans think keto is healthy

[Anonymous No.9930265]

>>9930258
>5

[Anonymous No.9930270]

Will we ever find a country better than America? You guys all seem to think your country has it better, so let's hear those countries you're so proud of. You wouldn't omit the country you guys think is so much better would you?

[Anonymous No.9930283]

>>9930270

I used to travel to America back in the 90s. The first impression you get is how fucking grubby the entire country is. It's a pig stye with embarrassing billboards on every highway.

It's a shitbox compared to every other western democracy. Norway, Netherlands, Germany, Denmark, Sweden. UK.

America has no self respect. They're the drunk uncle of the modern world.

[Anonymous No.9930288]

>>9930283
>I'll hide my shit country in a list, so I did mention it, but you can't pick one out to pin on me because I'm a huge pussy.
*yawn* Next?

[Anonymous No.9930290]

>>9930283
you type like a fag and your shit's all retarded

[Anonymous No.9930291]

>>9930283
I liked California, Arizona and Wyoming.
The east coast and rest of the mid west is best avoided.
I wouldn’t mind seeing Alaska.

[Anonymous No.9930293]

>>9930270
UK :)

[Anonymous No.9930295]

>>9930293
lol

[Anonymous No.9930296]

>>9930204
a lot of yuropoors on this site are fresh from reddit and have been raised on social media

it explains why every board on this site has them sperging out about americans for no goddamn reason

[Anonymous No.9930299]

>>9930283
It's the home of Capitalism anon, you should kind of suspect it.

I must ask though, which part of the US did you visit in the 90s? By the sound of it you never went to the South where we're much less obnoxious as New York, Seattle and especially California.

[Anonymous No.9930301]

>>9930293
ah so you can't handle a bit of banter so you go full butthurt in every thread. enjoy your muzzies lmao

[Anonymous No.9930303]

>>9930288


canada, asshole. I thought that was obvious becuase I was travelling the fucking interstate, genius. You people have the intuition of a boiled egg.

[Anonymous No.9930306]

>>9930290

heyyy hesse..

[Anonymous No.9930308]

>>9930303
why do you hit enter so many times, asshole. stay in your gay faggot country

[Anonymous No.9930309]

>>9930283
lol I've been to the UK and outside of London it's a shithole

[Anonymous No.9930310]

>>9930301
>>9930295

[Anonymous No.9930311]

>>9930299

I went through Seattle and its probably the most beautiful city at night I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.9930313]

>>9930303
>the only country connected to America by highways is Canada not to mention when I mention highways and billboards, they can only been seen by people driving into the country, not by people driving through it once their plane lands
> also Canada... fucking looooooooooool at that country being better than America.
My intuition was spot on. You have no leg to stand on. How does it feel to hate the only country that would stand up and fight for your militaryless ass? Fucking Canada... LMAO

[Anonymous No.9930315]

>>9930310
not an argument

[Anonymous No.9930316]

>>9930309

The rural countryside is gorgeous. London is dirty.

[Anonymous No.9930320]

>>9930311
I'm not saying the Cities don't have there good parts. It's just generally Yankees have a more shitty attitude than Southerners.

Philly is a nice city at night as well. In the daylight though it's one of the filthiest cities I've ever seen in my life. Your Roads are absolutely COVERED in garbage and car pieces.

[Anonymous No.9930321]

>>9930313

I love you anal fuckers. Its borderline autism all the time on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.9930323]

>>9930309
The polar opposite is actually true you larping retard.

[Anonymous No.9930326]

>>9930315
>playing the "wither than you achmed/enjoy your muzzies" card
>argument

[Anonymous No.9930327]

>>9930326
are you 12 years old?

[Anonymous No.9930329]

>>9930321
>borderline
You new?
>>9930323
That makes it worse though? I mean if your capital is shit...

[Anonymous No.9930335]

>>9930329
London is a shithole for sure.
Rural England and Scotland are lovely places.

[Anonymous No.9930337]

>>9930179
>>9930183

Wow thanks European person, I'm stop using blenders because it's weird to you!

Jk honestly shocked some of you people don't kill yourselves. You're so poor a blender represents a significant expenditure. Stop breathing.

[Anonymous No.9930340]

>>9930329
The UK has more than one capital, anon.

[Anonymous No.9930350]

>>9930340
Don't be pedantic; You know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.9930352]

>>9930283
Did you come to Boston back then? If you did you'd probably remember us. We used to beat your fucking euro faggot heads in for fun. Your drunk uncle will beat your fucking ass when you act like you do. You try to come across as rich Europeans but the truth is that you're poorer than we are. You wear your $500 outfit to a club, but have no money for drinks. Like niggers. You try to euro our women and get them to buy your drinks, but they hate you because of your weird smell and uncircumcised thumb dicks. So you talk shit to them, trying to get free drinks...they tell US and we (in our scally caps and shit kickers) beat the everloving fuck out of you. You're not respected here just like we're not respected there. But, as we both know faggot, that when push comes to shove, you're the ones who end up cooked in their own fluids. I can't speak for America as a whole, but MY Boston puts Eurostanis in the hospital. Have fun continuing to eat our shit for the next few hundred years. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.9930363]

>>9930352
>You wear your $500 outfit to a club,
They don’t use dollars in yurop.

[Anonymous No.9930365]

>>9930352
t. Bill burr

[Anonymous No.9930367]

>>9930352
>americans
>this proud of xenophobia

[Anonymous No.9930371]

>>9930335
This looks like clearwater bc

[Anonymous No.9930373]

>>9930367
>xenophobia
wtf do you think started this thread, Ahmed?

[Anonymous No.9930379]

>>9930371
Scottish highlands.
Probably close to the same latitude at a guess.

[Anonymous No.9930387]

>>9930367
The irony of this post.

You fucks are literally so xenophobic you made a thread cherry picking about a fucking blender to bitch about Americans.

You are literally rivaling the core of a black hole in terms of density.

[Anonymous No.9930404]

>>9930387
They're just confused about what they represent. Sort of how a rape victim will fetishize being raped.

[Anonymous No.9930422]

>>9930270
Singapore, Hong Kong, Japan, New Zealand, Australia, Canada, probably some other places but the only problem is nz and Canada have shit PMs

[Anonymous No.9930463]

>>9930404
Like in what way? The fuck that the company is trying to endorse people using the blender to eat "healthier?"

California hipsters tend to take this bait simply, because it's trendy. We're a capitalist country that gets bullshit like this advertised to us repeatedly. Only the biggest morons in existence actually buy that bullshit for what they're advertise for.

Because they're specifically advertising to eat healthier by eating fruits and vegetables? Advertisers do this kind of shit because studies show there is some mouth breather who has more money than sense might buy it over something that's cheaper and probably works better like any sane fucking person would do. Including buzz words in there just because it catches your attention better than, "Hey you can blend hotdogs in it so you can get more protein with those strawberries!"

[Anonymous No.9930469]

>>9930463
you've bit the bait way too hard

[Anonymous No.9930480]

>>9930469
Probably have at this point, but seriously 90% of the board is just Brits bitches about Americans and it's completely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9930481]

All these angry Americans... lads, it's a fucking joke, is this some kind of American defense meme squad?

[Anonymous No.9930482]

>>9930480
stop posting

[Anonymous No.9930485]

>>9930481
>this is today's damage control after yuro gets another bloody nose in a stupid thread
I-I was just joking g-guys...

[Anonymous No.9930489]

>>9930159
because americans are so fucking stupid to know whats healthy for them

[Anonymous No.9930491]

>>9930463
Blenders make eating fruits and veggies more convenient and tastier. Why do you hate them retard

[Anonymous No.9930498]

>>9930379
Thanks for replying

[Anonymous No.9930504]

>>9930491
I don't hate them. I'm just legitimately confused why this fucking thread was even made by the fucking brits just to complain about Americans some more.

[Anonymous No.9930508]

>>9930480
Hey I'm a brit and wish I could afford a processor to make fruit and vegetable cocktails, would be so so much easier to stuff a bunch of greens into a plastic tub and drink them. Tried getting a cheap one and everything gets jammed in it. I think it would jam even if you just poured water into it.

I don't know what OP is talking about. Big gubment here is always talking about how kids are getting obese from too many snacks and not eating enough vegetables, eventually they are going to click that kids will drink them easier than eat them and they'll start promoting smoothies instead of hard vegetables to compete against candy and sweets. And if you speak to fitness people they don't have anything against it. OP is just a faggot as usual.

[Anonymous No.9930515]

>>9930508
>I’m a Brit
>candy

[Anonymous No.9930550]

>>9930515
If you say "sweets" to an American they think of cakes and desserts, so candy is the way of getting the message across that you mean mars bars and haribo.

[Anonymous No.9930555]

>>9930196
Always blend your fruits with activated almonds in raw alkali water. Drink from a homemade coconut.

[Anonymous No.9930560]

>>9930159
the new european diet is far superior
>pic related
>please enjoy your occupation while we blend our fruit smoothies

[Anonymous No.9930594]

>>9930560
New Jersey is pretty good for foreign cuisine. Was there last year.

[Anonymous No.9930606]

>>9930560
>new European diet
>pic from a take out restaurant in NY
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9930608]

>>9930594
uh i think you missed the point. this was cleary a jab at europe being taken over by musilms. But yeah, jersey has some good foreign food.

[Anonymous No.9930609]

>>9930594
Alright.

[Anonymous No.9930623]

>>9930608
Enjoy your Am-chi-mex cuisine Paco-Joe-Chen

[Anonymous No.9930631]

>>9930159
>what the he'll is wrong with America
The active promotion of mass consumerism

[Anonymous No.9930632]

>>9930172
>>9930179
The biggest problem with "drinking your fruits" is that you get rid of the fiber and so it just becomes one big diabetes bomb.

[Anonymous No.9930642]

>>9930632
It's a blender, not an atomizer. Fiber in, fiber out.

Only a juicer removes fiber.

[Anonymous No.9930644]

>>9930299
>has never been to California

Ftfy

[Anonymous No.9930646]

>>9930632
That's a blender though, Mr Europe, not a juicer so there is no loss of fiber.

[Anonymous No.9930652]

>>9930313
Anon..really? Idk if you've noticed, but NO ONE is going to be calling on us to help them, at least for now. And you fucking know why.

[Anonymous No.9930660]

>>9930652
>because dump is in office no one needs our help
Can I point you to the billions of dollars we send to 3rd world shit holes so they can afford shit internet to gum up our games and shit post?

[Anonymous No.9930664]

>>9930642
>>9930646
Ah okay. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.9930669]

>>9930652
Canada: America's largest national park

[Anonymous No.9930685]

>>9930669
Wtf does Canada have to do with my post? Are you replying to the wrong person? Are you drunk?

[Anonymous No.9930700]

>>9930159
>your country thats one of the largest in the world is all defined by this stupid fucking ad right?

[Anonymous No.9930701]

>>9930660
I didn't say no one "needed" our help. But third world countries run by banana dictators and rife with rebel fighting isn't who I was talking about. Also, your statement is incredibly naive.

[Anonymous No.9930714]

>>9930485
This is ridiculous, you're genuinely upset. Why can't you just take it to the chin?

[Anonymous No.9930741]

>>9930422
>hong kong
Yeah, no. At least not anymore.

[Anonymous No.9930960]

>>9930701
>NO ONE is calling for our help
>except all these guys calling for our help
>you're naive
And you're an idiot.
>>9930714
>got caught making a stupid thread
>i-it's you that's mad
And you're an idiot.

[Anonymous No.9930974]

>>9930257
Fruits have a lot of sugar

[Anonymous No.9930981]

>>9930960
Nice argument, moron. Shouldn't you be in your trailer "watchin' muh stories" right now?

[Anonymous No.9931000]

>>9930974
HOW
FUCKING
AMERICAN
DO
YOU
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A


FRUTE

[Anonymous No.9931005]

>>9930981
>gets told why he's dumb
>purposely avoids seeing that he misspoke while generalizing
Shouldn't you be in the mosque praying to "Muh-ammad"?

[Anonymous No.9931037]

>someone shits on America
>guaranteed replies
Grow a thicker skin, people. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.9931042]

>>9930159
>yurocucks don't drink fruits or veggies
lel

[Anonymous No.9931045]

>>9930313
Holy shit anon absolutely btfoing canadumbs

[Anonymous No.9931047]

>>9931037
no you grown you trash nigger

[Anonymous No.9931465]

>raw water blended with organic fruit, veggies, activated almonds and homemade coconut

[Anonymous No.9931512]

>>9930550
>mars bars and haribo.
wut r those

r. amerikkkaner

[Anonymous No.9931523]

>>9931005
>projecting this much
No, Cletus, I don't believe in organized religion. Don't you have a pedophile and groper to cheer for?

[Anonymous No.9932063]

>>9930223
You mean in milkshake. Not a plural.

[Anonymous No.9932133]

>>9932063
263g sugar
W E W L A D S