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>eating pork, the filthiest of all animals in the world

>> No.9928628

>has never heard of any insect

>> No.9928636
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9928636

Getting some cheap hoagie rolls and onions to make your own McRibs year-round. Priceless.

>> No.9928637

>>9928628
>insects
>animals

when did /ck/ become retarded?

>> No.9928639

>>9928621
>being a shitskin muslim

>> No.9928643

>>9928637
>kingdom: animalia

Animals nigga

>> No.9928645

Pork is my favorite meat. I just cooked a tenderloin for dinner. It was awesome.

>> No.9928648

>>9928645
enjoy your worms

>> No.9928650

>>9928637
The minute you showed up.

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9928667

heard pork farming has gotten a whole lot more hygienic.

in fact, trichinosis in america has vanished.

i don't mind a hint of pink in my pork.

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>>9928667

>> No.9928686

>>9928621
They'd eat me, so I eat them

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>eating vegetables
>they literally grow in filth

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9928692

>>9928621


step aside muhammed

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9928698

>>9928621
>filthiest

>> No.9928703

>>9928698
That's not mud.

>> No.9928709

>>9928703
chocolate starfish?

>> No.9928714

>>9928639
It says in the Bible to not eat pork you retard

>> No.9928723

>>9928714
>Old Testament

Will bear that in mind, rabbi

>> No.9928730

>>9928723
it's literally God's word anon.
not even religious but pork just tastes like shit

>> No.9928738

>>9928628
just like the sea roaches

>> No.9928757

>>9928730
>Pork tastes like shit

Maybe the way you make it or the quality of which you buy it. I find that it's pretty decent to get tasting good, but that a lot of dumbfucks end up drying things like porkchopd when they grill them.

>> No.9928765

>>9928645
enjoy your worms

>> No.9928770

>>9928738
I agree, they're literal bottom feeders.

>> No.9928771

>>9928648
I don't know about your dirty country, but trichonosis has been eliminated in the US. I'm guessing your from a place like Brazil, Mozambique, or Congo.

>> No.9928797

Humans, Dolphins, and Bonobos are objectively filthier

>> No.9928842

Better to eat them first than wait for them to overpopulate and eat YOU.
Which they will, I've seen it in real life.

>> No.9928853

>>9928648
Enjoy ur sharia zones Hans.

>> No.9928865

>>9928770
precisely

someone with a sane mentality

why can't all of /ck/ be like this?

>> No.9928903

>>9928730
>but pork just tastes like shit
Damn Anon, I legit feel bad for you. Your parents must be terrible cooks.

>> No.9928911

>>9928865
>someone agreed with me
>why can't all of /ck/ be like this?

this is why the human race stopped evolving.

>> No.9928915

I personally prefer lamb, especially minced lamb like the kind used in /dushbara/. Anyone here ever make it themselves? Is it worth the effort? Pic related is /dushbara/.

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>>9928621
Reminder that pig is probably a human hybrid cross-breed with other shit and thats why the bib-bull says eating pig is a no-no

Its remarkable how constant pork consumption has been in the US through the years

>> No.9929067

>>9928621
>filthiest of all animals
It's because the pig eats all manner of filth and garbage that it tastes great. Come on, OP.

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>>9928771
This.

It's not the concern of Christians; nor Atheists, Agnostics, or any other sane faith. People stuck in the mentality of their backwards ancestors should renounce all technology and stop annoying us.

If you take the repeatedly translated words from languages we only assume we speak accurately as 100% your god's will, and worse literal and relevant to current times, any deity would feel like you're a waste of semen.

>> No.9929157

>>9929045
haha no fish.

fuck fish to infinity

>> No.9929183

>>9928692
mien nigga

>> No.9929909

>>9928621
t. Hamood

>> No.9929922

>>9928636
>rib-shaped patties
>serving suggestion is two lowly leaves of mint
the fuck is this

>> No.9929925

>>9929045
why did beef decline and chicken shoot up?

>> No.9929954

>>9929925
1960s is when the west started pushing out this movement to support more blacks

>> No.9929970

>>9929954
>chickens are for the blacks so I'd better not enjoy them
This is like the meat version of "I won't use coherent punctuation, grammar, or spelling, because it is for the reddits"

>> No.9929978

>>9928621
>What is chicken

Ahmed, leave please.

>> No.9930345

>>9928797
Bonobos eat monkeys. Fucking disgusting

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>>9928621
brety gud, eh?

>> No.9930420

>>9928621
Any meat in the US is dirty compared to EU standards.
Also pork is the white mans meat you shitskin.
Also its delicious.

>> No.9930475

>>9928637
This can't be a genuine post.

>> No.9930478

>>9928714
Who cares?

>> No.9930492

>>9930478
FIPS TEDORA

>> No.9930516
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kys I don't eat pork because pigs are bro tier not because they are "dirty"

>> No.9930526

>>9929067
So do you chickens.

Chickens will literally eat their own shit.

>> No.9930549

>>9928621
Agreed. It just tastes bland or awful no matter what you do with it. Plus despite pork shills telling you how safe it is, people still get trichinosis all the time.

>> No.9930568

>>9929925
A whole roaster chicken is like $5 and feeds a family of 4 while leaving behind a carcass for soup. Beef is typically twice that for just meat unless its mince or some garbage cuts like shank
>Anon Anon but oss-
Thats veal. Veal is more expensive per pound than grown beef. Grown steer shanks are nowhere near as good but only $2-$3 for a shank cut

>> No.9930591

>>9930516
Wtf you can eat your bro and still enjoy his company?!?

>> No.9930620

>>9930492
You gonna let desert people tell you what to do?

>> No.9930679

>>9928621
pork tastes like nothing.

>> No.9930682

>>9928621
>being muslim, the most peaceful of all religions

>> No.9930691
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9930691

I like my pigs wild, well done and wiggling with trich worms.

>> No.9930704

>>9929925
I don't know about beef, but the reason that chicken shot up is tendies.

>> No.9930715

>>9928621
whatever this man does is optimized. he is literally the most successful human.
>greatest athlete in human history
>defying age through diet
>married to the most successful woman in human history
>has literally solved the optimization of food

>> No.9930730

>>9928730
God's word is a bunch of people, thousands of years ago that lived in the desert, with a very small understanding of hygiene and properly preparing food. We've evolved beyond not eating certain foods because we know how to properly prepare them.

>> No.9930743

>>9928648
I bet you don't eat fish either

>> No.9930788

>>9929069
>sane faith
No such thing.

>> No.9930807

>not eating pork, the most delicious of all animals in the world

filthy s*mite detected

>> No.9930821

>>9928723
>Do not think that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets. I am not come to destroy, but to fulfill.

>> No.9930875

>>9930691
Unironically this. Wild games are great smoked or made into jerky. Tenderized lean meat is way better than just fatty marbled meat.

>> No.9931747

I work on a pig farm AMA

>> No.9931778

>>9931747
do you like pigs

>> No.9931790

>>9928621
hahaha, you're funny Muhammad

>> No.9931804

>>9931778
Ye they're fun and cute. More emotive than people think, at least compared to cows or whatever who just stare at you. Pigs "talk" to you and stuff, they communicate.

>> No.9931813

>>9931804
Do they ever ask you not to eat them?

>> No.9931833

>>9928621
>implying
The literal shit-eating snails are a delicacy.

>> No.9931834

>>9931813
No, they don't see it coming.
They usually ask for food. Some ask for belly scratches if they get really comfortable with you.

>> No.9931853

>>9931834
i assume you don't do the slaughtering yourself but ship them off to the slaughtehrouse?

>> No.9931886

>>9931853
We keep them from birth to about ~3 months, then ship them off to another farm who fattens them up who then sends them to the slaughterhouse.
We slaughter one to eat at Christmas, but they're worth more to us alive. Obliviously we also have to kill sick/injured ones, and you have to euthanize a good amount of piglets when it's birthing time. So it's not like I'm a stranger to killing them.

>> No.9931901

>>9931886
What does it feel like inside you where most people have a soul? Is it just an empty hole full of the memory of pig screams?

I am kidding. I fucking love porkchops.

>> No.9931908

>>9931886
what do you feed them? do they have space to run around and stuff? Do they actually like running around? How do you kill/euthanize them?

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We, in the First World, have this shit called "running water" and "fire." First, you clean dirt and grime off the meat with the "running water," then you kill parasites, bacteria, and other harmful microorganisms with the "fire" in this process called "cooking." No need to thank me for this information, it's yours for the taking, my friend.

>> No.9931916

>>9928730
>it's written down so it has to be followed
t. brainlet
The NT says that the dietary laws of the OT no longer apply to men. I don't know why you people suddenly lose reading comprehension when it comes to the Bible, or any religious text, really.

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>>9931908
>what do you feed them?
Animal feed/pellets. 3 kinds, one for the young ones we send off, one for pregnant sows, and one for lactating sows. They're all kinda similar though. Also silage every day.
>do they have space to run around and stuff?
Yes, they're in individual pens when having piglets (they can turn around and stuff, no cages), and in between having kids they're grouped in a large common area where they hang out. I don't have any good pictures of that but here are some chilling.
>Do they actually like running around?
Sometimes. They seem to prefer relaxing but sometimes they'll start running around really fast. They're way faster than you think. Smaller pigs are more active than sows though, and need more stuff to keep busy with (silage, newspaper, sawdust like in the picture) or they start biting each others tails and fighting.
>How do you kill/euthanize them?
Claw hammer if they're small. Bolt gun+knife if they're bigger.

>> No.9932041

>>9929925
Coincides with widespread use of penicillin in flocks and herds. It also had the side effect of causing weight gain making chicken farming in the 50's and 60's more economical

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>>9930591
I know you can. The thing is I won't eat pork that comes from any farm I don't personally know. Pigs are frens and don't deserve to suffer. Pic related was my friend for a year or two.

>> No.9932079

>>9930516
Looks and reminds me of my wife.

>> No.9932091

Religious dietary restrictions are so phony.
If some disease killed all cows/sheep or whatever even Muslims would return to eating pork.
The ancient concept has always been "eat whatever grows around you".

>> No.9932092

>>9931980
>claw hammer

Kek

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>> No.9932115

>>9932092
Yeah it's kinda morbid but it's a good tool for the job. It's heavy and fits perfectly to bonk them on the head with.

>> No.9932143

>>9932091
>If some disease killed all cows/sheep or whatever even Muslims would return to eating pork.
What are you getting at? This is literally allowed in Islam. Muslims can eat pork if there's no other option.

>> No.9932257

>>9928723
>>9930821

The law about not being gay is in the Old Testament too, but nobody seems to ignore that part.

>> No.9932260

>>9928621
Pigs are one of the cleanest animals in the world wtf are you talkin about?

>> No.9932261

I only eat bacon, ham and pork belly (in my homemade ramen). I wouldn't touch anything else.

>> No.9932266

>>9931916
>New Testament did away with the laws in the Old Testament

>except homosexuality, that's still forbidden

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>>9932257
Stop shitting up the pig thread with religion.

>> No.9932358

>>9931980
do you thiink your pigs are happy/content with their surroundings?
do you think the farm that you sell them to has equally good conditions?

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>>9932257
The law about not being gay is a Moral law and still applies. There are also passages in the New Testament that are interpreted to condemn rocking a dude in the can. Dietary restrictions and sacrifice instructions are a Ceremonial law, which were made irrelevant by Christ so you don't have to follow them. There's also Civil law but we don't live in ancient Israel anymore so you can ignore that too

lrn2theology

>> No.9932388

>>9932373
LARPers btfo

>> No.9932395

>>9928714
Yeah if I want dietary advice, I’m not going to get it from a 2000 year old religious text that predates the scientific method anon. Leviticus especially is chock full of retardation.

>> No.9932397

>>9928714
i use bible pages for rolling papers

>> No.9932420

>>9932373
I always figured that dietary rules were made for ignorant people who could kill themselves by eating dangerous foods.

Sexual rules are hilarious. Apparently man on man is unacceptable; which might be an attempt to maintain a safe population level in a hostile world. Women clam-jousting does not hinder reproduction so long as they're still taken by a male as well.

Angering god by craving the genitals of donkeys and the release of horses is hilarious though. God is clearly no size-queen.

>> No.9932790

>>9932266
But it's not forbidden.
Adultery is.

>> No.9934076

>>9929922
American cuisine

>> No.9934229

>>9930691
where is the best place to acquire this pls

>> No.9934249

>he doesn't buy whole pork loin for 1.29lb and tenderloin for 1.99lb.

Only thing cheaper is leg quarters.

>> No.9934788

>>9934249
newsflash - dirty animal's meat is cheap

>> No.9934791

>>9934788
fuck off ahmed/chaim

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>>9928621
>eating pork, the filthiest of all animals in the world

>> No.9935067

>>9928637
Someone failed HS Biology

>> No.9935386

>>9929925
I think also because chicken is considered healthier for you, same with turkey

>> No.9936036

>>9928730
>god's word
Retranslated a few dozen times, from the words of a second-hand source that supposedly knew his kid.
Yeah, nah, fuck you, I'm gonna eat bacon, and I'm gonna enjoy it. Constantine's brainwashing isn't gonna keep me from eating what I like.

>> No.9936051

>>9928730
>it's literally God's word anon.
>not even religious

You just blew yourself the fuck out there

>> No.9936085

cats are filthier

fucking gross ass cats

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>>9928621

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>be god
>create the whole universe
>decide to draw the line at eating pork

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>being muslim

>> No.9937553

>>9928714
>muh sand nigger books badly translated a thousand time says things!

>> No.9938086

>>9934229
Go to any forest and start hunting for them. The country is infested from them.

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>>9937449

>> No.9938222

>>9930691
>tfw you get one with boar taint

>> No.9938254

All animals are pretty filthy. Have you ever been to a cattle ranch?

>> No.9938269

>>9928730
I hated pork too, until I cooked it myself and realized that pork isn't the problem. Boomers who were raised on having to cook meat to 195°F were.

>> No.9938470

>>9934229
I think they hunt a lot of wild pigs in Texas

>> No.9938515

>>9929925
The chicken mafia, they are as bad as the corn mafia.

>> No.9938662

>>9930400
That crust is gorgeous, anon. Tips?

>> No.9938693

WOOOAHHH DUUUDE REMEMBER THAT EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR QHERW THE PROME MINISTER FUCKES I PIG WHAT THE FUHJJUCK

>> No.9938926

>>9928714
So? Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I have to do what the Bible says, cuck.

>> No.9940607

>>9928730
ProTip: The whole pork thing was because the Canaanites were pig farmers and the Israelites we're not.

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>>9928730
>not even religious but pork just tastes like shit

From the Smithsonian:
Both serial killers and Polynesian cannibals have described human as being most akin to pork.
Read more:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-flesh-looks-beef-taste-more-elusive-180949562/#Og1wlGKtLymJiPUQ.99

>> No.9940859

Tfw when you get to bash pigs to death for a living

TFW BONKED

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Pig is fine, but the best pig is still eaten raw

>> No.9940960

>>9928621
>being a child molesting mudslime

You should be gassed

>> No.9941201

>>9932257
So what if its old testament? Why did you quote me if you don't understand this
>>9930821
The old laws are still in place, its a lie to say Jesus got rid of them

>> No.9941318

>>9930549
>still get trichinosis all the time
>average: 8 cases/year in the us. 0 deaths since 2002.
> 8 / 323100000
>all the time

Nobody gets trichinosis anymore you dumb shit.

>> No.9941388

>>9928765
Enjoy your worms

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Muhammed pls go

>> No.9941436

>>9938926
What? Why bother calling yourself a Christian if you aren’t going to follow Christ’s teachings? That’s like saying I’m a Christian and a buddhist at the same time. It’s okay god will forgive me, I’m just hedging my bets.

>> No.9941692

>>9941436
Well, no self identifying christian in the US follows the teachings of the crucified jew, so there's that.

>> No.9941696

>>9941436
being christian means only one thing, that you got baptized, nothing else, no books, no rules.

>> No.9941820

>>9929922
they're not even real they're just photoshopped in

>> No.9942141

>>9928621
>>9928639
>>9928714

Humans are alot naster than pigs if you get down to it.
> a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's

Thankfully we dont eat humans.

>> No.9942177

>>9941692
>>9941696
Burgers, everyone. No wonder whenever they try to talk about politics or religion they're downright retarded

>> No.9942211

Can confirm this, was fishing with a friend, he had to take a shit. A few minutes later we saw a shit ton of chickens huddling around this certain area. I asked my friend, "dude, isn't that where you took a shit" The chickens ate all of it. Not a fucking trace. Really made me rethink eating chicken.

>> No.9942222

>>9928621
>eating pork, the closest tasting meat to human's

>> No.9943202

>>9928842
A British celebrity tells a story about he going to some low level aristocrats estate for dinner. when he asked her why she didn't eat pork she told him that she had been a nurse in WWII in a field hospital in France after some big battle and witnessed the local pigs feasting on the bodies of the dead. She specifically said:

>"the pigs cleaned the battlefield"

>> No.9944086

>>9930345
Brazilians also eat monkeys

>> No.9944171

>>9928621
Second filthiest.

>> No.9944178

>>9930516
Feral pigs are definitely not bro tier and should be wiped from the planet

>> No.9944533

Can I teach a pig to shit in a box like a cat or do I have to walk it like a dog?

>> No.9944542

>>9944533
They're pretty smart. You'll have to walk them.

>> No.9944544

>>9944542
I shit in a tube filled with water. What's not smart about that?