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do you like steamed hams?

>> No.9915769

something something Dungeness crab something japan something

>> No.9915771

First day of the new year. What better to do than continue trying to force stale memes that everyone has been ignoring for the past several months? Never change, retard.

>> No.9915790

>>9915765
>le epic sneedsons maymay!!1! XD

Neck yourself, faggot.

>> No.9915835

>>9915765
My time to shine.
I was 23 and home from the Air Force with my new wife. My parents wanted to take us out to dinner. I love seafood. Dungeness crab and steamer clams being my two favorites.
They took us to an all you can eat seafood buffet at a place called Tug Boat Annie's. I leveled the place. I was there about 3 hours and it was mortifying to my wife. People were coming out of the back and pointing at our table. "That's him over there". It was like I was Homer Simpson. A waitress even came over and said something like "I've been allowed to offer you piece of Prime Rib if you'd like it". I declined and just kept going. Finally my wife was squirming so much and we were laughing that we started to make a scene. I just called it and said we could go. I honestly could of stayed a lot longer.
Dungeness and I go way back....I just don't fill up on it. My dad tells a story when he was stationed at Whidbey Island on the Navy base. They had an all you can eat buffet on Friday nights. He said I did so much damage one night that they tried to charge me as an adult instead of a kid. I was like 10 years old. So yea...I have a history.

>> No.9915840

>>9915790
But you also memed.

>> No.9915866

Why the stupid knife? Why is the pizza so big?

>> No.9916222

They're okay

>> No.9916456

>>9915866
The knife is to cut the pizza as it's obviously so big because it's intended for mul tiple people to share.

>> No.9916892

>>9915866
The knifes there to prevent the pizza from sticking to the top of the pizza box and getting the cheese/toppings stuck to it

>> No.9916897
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9916897

>>9915866
>>9916456
>>9916892
>pizza

>> No.9916908

>>9915866
The knife is there so the lardass who consumes such a monstrosity can honorably committ seppuku and eliminate his dna from the prospective gene pool for the good of the human race.

>> No.9916918

Do americans really eat this?