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ITT: Meme alcohol

>> No.9903540

How is tequila a meme alcohol? tequila is delicious

>> No.9903574
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9903574

it might be cheap but it tastes awful

>> No.9903602

>>9903540
Tequila is fucking awful, the taste is abysmal, even rocket-fuel tier moonshine tastes better than rotgut

>> No.9903606

>>9903534
>Meme alcohol
>Posts 1800 reposado

bitch, that's the patrician's choice for tequila. GTFO the internet, junior.

>> No.9903614

>>9903602
>Tequila is fucking awful, the taste is abysmal

spoken like a true tendies-munching basement dweller. Good tequila tastes fine, bad tequila is awful. It's like that with any beverage

>> No.9903616

why are mexicans so enamored with making their alcohol look and taste like piss

>> No.9903715

>>9903534
Jap whisky

>> No.9903721

>>9903715
Japanese whisky is actually good

>> No.9903797
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>>9903534

>> No.9903805

>>9903602
try some good tequila

>> No.9903913

>>9903602
get some Sauza, 1800, a real Mexican brand, or even just some Kirkland silver

squeeze the juice of half a lime and one tangerine or half an orange
sprinkle a small amount of fine salt
add a shot of tequila
shake with ice, and add about 120ml of any citrus soda

then tell me that isn't the freshest shit

>> No.9903916

>>9903534
Wine is a meme, only spirits are good

>> No.9903968
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>> No.9903981

>>9903913
>add shit to it to make it tolerable
Hallmark of a memealcohol, good vodkas or whiskeys don't need extra shot to taste good

>> No.9903995

>>9903981
I've never had a vodka I enjoyed alone or mixed
I've never had a whiskey I didn't enjoy more mixed with lemon juice, soda, or ginger ale

>> No.9904962

>>9903913
or just get some don julio or herradura or something and drink it straight or with ice
i've got a bottle of herradura reposada right now and it's deluxe

>> No.9905006

Alcohol IS a meme. None of it tastes good, it is poison and it tastes like poison.

>> No.9905007

Hennessy
Couvsier
Hypnotiq
Goldschlager
Meade
Crown Royal
Beefeater
tanqueray
bombay sapphire
American "Absinthe"
Jagermeister
Crystal

>> No.9905033

>>9905007
why do you hate black people?

>> No.9905044

>>9905007
>American "Absinthe"
This fucking this. I know so many people at parties that claimed to hallucinate despite American absinthe having NO hallucinogenic properties. It's fucking annoying like the pasty kid who tries weed for the first time and says "WhooOooOah, I'm SoOoOo high right now!"

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>>9903805
is this a good tequila? genuine question. i bought it and it tastes pretty bad to me, i prefer vodka, rum, etc. both straight and mixed

>> No.9905048

>>9903534
gold schlagger

>> No.9905053
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>>9903968
only the Dutch could come up with this...

>> No.9905057

>>9905044
I'm all for hating fags that actually believe you hallucinate from absinthe. no matter where it comes from.

>> No.9905060

>>9905046
I'm pretty new to tequila and haven't had that one mate. I'm sure someone else here may have tried it.

If it doesn't say it's 100% agave on the front it is definitely bad tequila. That's all I can tell you. You may just dislike the agave flavour which would make you dislike all tequila as it's a pretty distinctive taste.

>> No.9905061

>>9905057
Dude, I know so many. They're the same faggots who think you HAVE to light it on fire over a sugar cube or that you HAVE to smoke a cigar with matches or lit cedar instead of using a lighter like a functioning human fucking being. Shit enrages me.

>> No.9905064

>>9905060
it's 100% agave. it seems to add an unusual flavor to everything i mix it with, so i probably just don't like the agave taste. oh well. wasn't super expensive and it can just live in my bar in case anybody ever wants to drink tequila here.

https://distiller.com/spirits/sauza-hornitos-reposado-tequila

>> No.9905068

>>9905061
just coat their glasses with lsd next time and stand back as they peel off their faces and freak the fuck out. get it on film.

>> No.9905070

>>9905064
Maybe just use it for mixes? Margaritas are popular and I think tequila sunrises are pretty easy.

>> No.9905076

>>9905033
>no blue top

almost Tyrone

>> No.9905079

>>9905068
Now we're talking.
You wanna hallucinate huh?
HEEEEERE WEEEEE GO!

>> No.9905081

>>9903602
Buy some decent Tequila

Pretty much anything 100% blue Agave but some brands are better than others like 1800 Anejo or Reposado are fantastic tasting very smokey. If you want cheap try some Jose Cuervo Traditional Anejo. Just avoid the cheap gold and silver garbage if it doesn't say 100% Agave then don't buy it.

>> No.9905085

>>9905081
I can't stand tequila but I love rum.
What kinds of rum do you guys drink?

>> No.9905104
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>>9905085
i'm far from a rum expert, in fact this is the first bottle of rum i ever bought
it's dope but i'm afraid whatever i get next will probably not live up to it
any recommendations for a similar price point would be appreciated

>> No.9905112

>>9905104
this is become the second memest rum, after kraken

I have a bottle. It's nice, better than my Havana 7, but not life-changing. I do like my old virgins though (basically a mojito with Ron Zac 23)

>> No.9905114

>>9905112
do you have any reccs for a similar price?

>> No.9905123

>>9905114
I'm no expert on rums. This is what I'd recommend putting in your cabinet if you're a cocktail man of simple tastes like myself:

- a bottle of Kirkland spiced rum (cheap and decent, works for all of your summer drinks and as a tester for tiki drinks)
- a bottle of Bacardi 151 (basic standard for overproof rum, recommended by Puerto Ricans)
- a bottle of Havana Club 7 (good cheap sub for Ron Zac 23)
- pretty much any clear rum, none of them are fantastic but all of them are necessary for a multitude of cocktails (Bacardi or Myers, anything that costs at least 15 bucks)

>> No.9905124

>>9903534
anything that isnt cheap and is low proof

>> No.9905126

>>9905123
oh yeah and Parrot Bay. It's better than Malibu flat-out. If you don't want a sugary teenage girl rum liqueur in your cabinet, the best substitute is canned coconut milk and any clear rum.

>> No.9905130

>>9905123
>>9905126
i'm not really into cocktails bro. more into sipping liquours to finish off the night after getting bloated off beers

that's why i got zapaca 23, seemed to be recommended everywhere i googled for sipping rums. have you got any sipping reccs?

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jesus christ, it's just pancakes and bourbon

>> No.9906318

Is Wild Turkey a meme liquor?

>> No.9906327

>>9905758
To be fair, Pappy's is the sweet fluids of angels.

>> No.9906350

>>9903534
Whiskey

>> No.9906358

>>9905758
My grandpa sold a bottle of Pappy to a guy for $1000. $100 for three fingers may actually be a deal.

>> No.9906372

>>9906318
Its mediocre. Jim Beam is more meme these days... those commercials are cringey as fuck.

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>> No.9908483

Hard liquor is for plebs. If you’re not drinking beer, you’re a queer.

>> No.9908573
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It tastes pretty good.

>> No.9908776

So I'm not a big drinker, but what kind of mainstream beer is the best? Like I'm talking stuff like Bud Light, Coors Light, Michalob Ultra, Budweiser, etc. I live in Texas and see a lot of people drinking Bud Light. I've had Coors Light and loved it, but everyone says it's average tier at best, also I never see anyone buying it.

>> No.9908829

>>9905085
appleton estate is superior as far as rum goes

>> No.9908866

>>9908573
I love those things but only after I'm already drunk

>> No.9908894
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Not bad for a meme brand, it's blended with port, aged 9 years

>> No.9908906

>>9908776
Shiner. It is a Texan brewer.

I like shiner black.

>> No.9908912

>>9908906
Yeah I've had shiner, I liked it. Haven't tried shiner black, just the regular shiner.

>> No.9909002

i've worked in a mexican bar for the past 2 and a half years and this is my list of best tequilas:

casamigos
ocho
fortaleza
siembre azul
anything that is a raicilla

only drink 100% blue weber agave tequilas and only drink blancos. it is illegal to place additives in blanco tequilas but you can for repasados and anejos.

also if you want more complex agave flavors look into pechuga mezcals. they're distilled with ingredients hanging above them to sweat out the flavors and are super unique.

>> No.9909005

>>9908776
I like Stella and Miller High Life

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>>9903981
>>9903995
Wow, its almost as if different people like different things.
How hard is it for you faggots to understand this?

>> No.9910308

i feel like most alcohol gets me drunk, but tequila gets me high

>> No.9910333

>>9903805
I once asked for a good tequila and some kid I knew suggested Cuervo lmao

>> No.9910335

>>9903574
Just dilute it with water. Your gag reflex won't even register.

>> No.9910339

>>9908776
Corona is the biggest meme beer of all. It tastes like literal camel piss. I'd suggest Stella Artois

>> No.9910343

>>9910339
The girl looked good to me, look good to me. She looked like Pamela Lee after niiiiiiine Coronas.

>> No.9910350

>>9905104
Diplomatico seems alright

>> No.9910363

>>9903995
>I've never had a whiskey I didn't enjoy more mixed with lemon juice, soda, or ginger ale

Pretty sure that means you don't like whiskey

>> No.9910364

>>9910343
Coronas are a preppy chad beer

>> No.9910540

>>9908776
i like busch

>> No.9910582

>>9905112

all rum is poised for meme status in 2018.

>> No.9910585

>>9903540
Saying tequila is delicious is a meme.

>> No.9910590 [DELETED] 

>>9905112
>better than my Havana 7
It's not better than havana 7, you're just bamboozled because muh forbidden fruit

>> No.9910595

>>9908573
I wish you could get this shit in England.
I'd be all over that tonight for NYE.

>> No.9911587

Barefoot moscato is by far the best

>> No.9912298

>>9910339
Any beer thats not bottled in a brown bottle is shit tier. Heineken, Corona, etc

>> No.9913831

>>9908776
i'd say the best macros are stella artois, becks, hoegaarden, guinness, kilkenny

>>9909002
thanks anon. only ones of those i can get my hands on here are casamigos and fortaleza, and the latter is really expensive. i want to try mezcals at some point too.

>> No.9913892

>>9906358
That guy is retarded then cause you can get pappy 20 for msrp at a small store once it comes out, secondary resale is a meme

>> No.9913925

>>9903797
Fuck UV it's nasty

>> No.9913953

>>9903614
>>9903805
>>9903913
>>9905081
>g-get the good kind

Shut up faggots

>> No.9914397

>>9903797
For those in colder climes, put some fresh snow in a margarita glass and pour UV over for tasty sno-cone.

But yeah otherwise it's trash

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>>9903534
>Colorblind and in a hurry so I accidentally grab jose cuervo especial instead of the golden shit I wanted
It's fucking 40 percent alcohol. Jesus, how do people drink this? I was where I wanted to be in like two shots of the shit.

>> No.9915948

>>9903574
>not 99%

>> No.9915976

>>9903534
All alcohol is a meme and everyone pretending otherwise is just looking for a pretentious way to get smashed.

>> No.9915991

>>9913892
Except that the waiting list to receive a bottle is 7 years. That being said my brother did find two bottles for their msrp to add to his collection.

>> No.9916001

>>9915976
Not everyone drinks to get drunk anon. Don't you have a frat party you should be thinking about going to?

>> No.9916047

>>9915943
Nice bait. 40% is pretty standard for liquor bottles, you little pussy.

>> No.9916075

>>9915943
How underage are you? Also Jose Cuervo is ass tequila for college frat fucks. Drink mezcal instead since it's cheaper and better than equivalent cost tequila.
>>9903913
>Sauza
>good
Pick 1.
>>9913953
Read a book underage faggot before saying shit you don't understand

>> No.9916095

>>9903540
there is a reason why lime is needed when downing tequila. The Rock shills his tequila which apparently tastes like vanilla but I doubt it really does. In the end, people only drink tequila to look cool. Rum is superior to the cactus ass juice anyway.

>> No.9916997

>>9905048
Fug u m8. I love that stuff. Its like sucking the titty of a pack of big red gum.

>> No.9917049

>>9915991
There is no waiting list. Stupid fucks like you are the reason the prices are so high. Every liquor store in my shitty little town gets a few cases every year.

>> No.9917090

Is avion a meme?

>> No.9917118

>>9906318
No, if anything the meme is that it tastes horrible. It's actually decent for it's price.

>> No.9917753

Scotch is a meme designed to make you spend hundreds

>> No.9917778

>>9903534
all rum ever

>> No.9917831

>>9903715
jap whiskey is pretty good, would rather drink it over shit like jack daniels

>> No.9917849

>wine in general
>rum
>tequila
>IPAs
>anything mixed with soda

>> No.9917973

>>9917049
Where is this shitty little town located and when do they get the cases delivered?

>> No.9918007

>>9917973
It's in Kentucky, and on the annual release date, whenever the fuck that is, August maybe.

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So, what's everyone drinking tonight?

>> No.9918544

Any expensive brand vodka is a meme.

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>>9918534
Down to the dregs but it’s so damn good
Sup famalam

>> No.9918696

>>9917753
you pay more so you don't experience deep regret the next day

>> No.9918713

>>9916095
Speaking as a matter of a fact, white rum is a gay man's alcohol of choice.

>> No.9918716

>>9910291
its autism

>> No.9918718

>>9918534
goes down easy but the sickening aftertaste hangover creeps up on you like a goetia demon

>> No.9918722

>>9918534
Did you piss in a knob creek bottle?

>> No.9918746

>>9918534
>>9918722
That must be piss

>> No.9918750

>>9903602
>rotgut

It's gutrot you bastard.

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9918754

All vodka is pretty much the same. If you waste your money on this you are probably a retard.

>> No.9918840

>>9918754
Tito's is cheap as shit though.

>> No.9919117

>>9918544
yeah there's no reason to buy any non-flavored vodka other than kirkland

$14 a handle and smooth af

unless you are an alcoholic just looking for the cheapest shit possible, then whatever (i hear popov is drinkable in that price range)

>> No.9919195

>>9918754
I wish this were true man, but I fucking love Titos, not waking up hungover with exploding bowels is worth the price.

>> No.9920148

>>9918754
Why would anyone buy American vodka? If you're not buying Russian, you're wasting your money.

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>>9920148
I beg to differ, sir.

>> No.9920192

>>9905007
Almost 100% correct but Jaegermeister accommodates my winter nights cravings.

Also it’s definitely a meme but goldschlager mixed in w shots of jaeger is quite tasty and great for getting girls drunk but its the worst hangover imagineable

>> No.9921432

>>9905007
Whats wrong with Courvosier?

>> No.9922992

Something must be wrong with me because I like the taste of tequila over other drinks .

>> No.9923011

>>9903540
it tastes like shit but it's smooth as fuck. it's a slut drink family.

>> No.9923027

>>9922992
Tequila is good. I can drink it all day with no problems or feeling queasy and I can't do that with anything else

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>> No.9923146

Fernet Branca is the ultimate hipster meme liqueur

>> No.9923197

>>9923132
Sorry, I don't drink liquor that comes in antifreeze containers.

>> No.9923633

>>9923132
>premium quality

>> No.9923948

>>9923132
You know your whiskey is premium quality when it comes in a 5l oil container

>> No.9923953

>>9923132
>made in Sierra Leone
You know that bottles been re-used right?

>> No.9923985

Why is all rum a meme? I generally stick to beer or Bourbon so I've got no idea.

t. /sp/ poster

>> No.9923993

>>9905007
The only true post

>> No.9924048

>>9923132
There's multiple accounts online claiming to have tried this that all use the same exact picture. Kadco Ltd is a real company, but they don't offer Black Booster on their website and don't seem to sell anything in 5L jugs. They do sell Black Commando gin with a picture of Wesley Snipes as Blade on the label, though.

>>9923985
Rum is tricky because labeling requirements are pretty lax in most countries. They don't need to mention how much sugar was added before bottling (usually a pretty hefty amount) or whether artificial colors were used. Dark rums don't get their color from aging. It could be molasses adding the color, but it could be artificial. The number on the bottle doesn't tell you very much, either. If a bottle says 12 years on it, that could just be because a drop of the old stuff was used in the blend. Given how much evaporation occurs in hot climates, really old rum is expensive since the angel's share is so much higher than a place like Kentucky.

>> No.9924090

>>9905007
>beefeater
>tanqueray
>Bombay sapphire

Did you just google gin? All fucking shite, get that bullshit away from me son.

>> No.9924097

Fireball

>> No.9924099

>>9924048
Fair enough, that makes sense. Thanks for taking the time to write a proper response. Sounds like trying to buy good rum can be a bit of a misleading mess

>> No.9924102

>>9924090
What fucking reddit did you come from where people use the word "meme" to describe things they like?

>> No.9925370

>>9905007
>mead
But... I love drinking that at the Renaissance Faire

>> No.9925387

>>9905061
I went to an H.P. Lovecraft themed bar in NYC and they had absinthe cocktails and shots. They did the whole "light over a sugar cube" thing. You can't get any more steampunk hipster than that.

>> No.9925394

>>9925370
what's it taste like?

>> No.9925428
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>>9925394
Kinda like a honey wine, except it's technically not "wine" since there's no grapes used. While actual "honey wine" exists, mead is different because it's made by fermenting honey with grains and spices or hops. I guess in a sense it's closer to beer than wine, but I thought it tasted like wine.

Supposedly Vikings drank it which gives it it's meme status. I just like it because it's sweet and strong.

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>> No.9925988

>>9925953
Bait

>> No.9925997

>>9925953
i fucking love those

>> No.9926438

>>9916095
>there is a reason why lime is needed when downing tequila
only if youre drinking $5 shots at a dive bar and you're a college student

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Its a cheap meme though

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This shit right here.

>> No.9926567

>>9905007
>Jagermeister

No hating on the jagi, this shit is in its own league.

>> No.9926579

>>9926526
I understand that it's a meme, but I actually like it. Most people think it tastes like shit, but I think it's actually quite smooth. A lot smoother than a shot of Jim beam, jagermeister or Jose cuervo for sure. I rarely order malort unless I'm with friends and we're all doing shots of it, but I don't see what's wrong with it. I guess hipsters in Chicago repopularized it because they wanted to be more authentic or w/e

>> No.9926600

>>9918754
There is some truth to this. The perfect vodka is, by definition, ethanol and water.

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>>9905061
>>9925387

Light over a sugar cube? wtf is that an american thing?

Being from denmark , and tasting real high thujone absinthe from pre 60's . You use a spoon like pic shown, place a sugar cube over a glass of absinthe with cube on spoon , and drip cold water over the cube until the absinthe turns silver (only real absinthe does this)

an actual method from the 15th century

And this shit makes you black out, artists used it to "clear their heads". basically why its banned.

But typical fucking yanks bastardize everything, setting it on fire would just destroy the alcohol so you pussies can handle it.

>> No.9926719

>>9926608
Setting it on fire is a standard gimmick at trashy bars in every country I have seen absinthe served, including Denmark.
It's stupid as shit, but adding a little show makes it easier to sell, and bros would rather shoot it than dilute and sip it.

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>>9903534
Tequila is bretty good, but I personally only like the 'Añejo' and 'extra añejo' varieties, they have a delicious smokey / oak wood taste that can't be found anywhere else. I don't like rhe other types of tequila because the alcohol taste is too strong, and it simply kills the taste.

When I drink tequila I like to drink half a bottle without lemon/sangrita in order to appreciate the taste, and then drink the rest with lemon or sangrita, it's bretty good as well.

There are non-mainstream tequilas which taste really good compared to the commercial stuff, but you can only find them in Tequila, Jalisco, Mexico. Honestly, the stuff you can find in a supermarket or a shop simply doesn't compare.

>t. Tried dozens of tequilas in the main source of tequila in Mexico

These 'meme' threads are a meme

>> No.9926870

>>9920158
I'll have to try that. I've had belvedere, and it was awesome. I'm hoping other polish potato waters are just as good

>> No.9927015

>>9906318
It's a better value than most similarly priced whiskeys, given it's 20 proof higher.

>> No.9927038

>>9918746
Bubbles confirm

>> No.9927070

>>9906327
>>9906358
>>9913892
>>9915991
>>9917049
>>9917973
>>9918007

Identifying a meme beverage: A comprehensive guide

>> No.9927243

spic here, tequila is fucking disgusting stop drinking that shit.

>> No.9927254

>>9905046
this is my favorite reasonably priced tequila brand although I prefer the anejo. The issue I have with tequila is that any decent tasting tequila costs a bunch while dirt cheap bourbon like evan williams tastes great.

>> No.9927519

All tequila
Flavored vodka
Blended scotch
Tenessee whiskey
Spiced rum
White rum

>> No.9927881

>>9923146

>> No.9927940

>>9909005
Miller is very foamy, but not too bad you're right. Once foam subsides its not as good.