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9896082 No.9896082 [Reply] [Original]

No this won’t be abused i’m sure.

>> No.9896093

>>9896082
http://www.thetruthaboutinsurance.com/dominos-pizza-is-offering-carryout-insurance/
it's literally a gimmick
"we'll replace your pizza if we drop it on the floor or something"
well holy fucking shit, that's damn kind of you

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9896138

Wtf i love delivery services now

>> No.9896145
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9896145

>We're just now responsible for our actions.
Corporate America folks.

>> No.9896236

How would it be abused? In order to qualify for the pizza insurance, you need to first return the original damaged pizza, uneaten.

>> No.9896283

>>9896236
slam it into the ground and eat some of the toppings so it doesn't look like you ate it

>> No.9896310

>>9896283
The thought of some autist slamming his pizza into the ground so he can eat a couple more Pepperoni's made me chuckle. I want to believe.

>> No.9896369

>>9896236
Scrape most of the toppings and cheese off, claim it fell on the sidewalk cheese side down. Get new pizza then pile on the old toppings too.

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>>9896283
>>9896369

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9896500

>>9896138

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>>9896283
>>9896369
How fucking poor are you people?

>> No.9896510

Hey guys, did you know you can get a car for FREE? Your insurance company will buy you a car, you just have to Total the one you're driving now!
It's the best life hack, stupid insurance companies!

>> No.9896518

>>9896510
Except if you do that your insurance will go way up, and the insurance company will also do their best to get out of paying it if they suspect you did it on purpose. That being said, people do try to scam insurance companies all the time, and are often successful.

>> No.9896824

>>9896518
am claims adjuster, can confirm.
I just denied a claim of a guy who drove purposely into a sign, then kept repeatedly smashing his door into the sign to further the damage.
Retard don’t realize it was all on surveillance.
He said he was gonna hunt me down lol, good luck.

>> No.9897022

>>9896824
Do auto insurance companies share info with each other about assholes like that, or do they keep it to themselves to fuck over their competition?

>> No.9897024

>>9896509
I don't think you realize how degenerate most of the general population is.

>> No.9897216

>>9896509
The guy just asked for a scenario in which the policy could be abused. Daddy Donald coulda came up with the same scenario I did and hes rich.

>> No.9897334

>>9897022
yeah they do.
they can request claims history from another company and any notes about the client on file.