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9889560 No.9889560 [Reply] [Original]

Is there anything she can't do?

>> No.9889561

fly

>> No.9889563

>>9889560
Vote.

Until the SJW's get their way.

>> No.9889565

get you a job , move you out of your mothers basement and help you accept the fact that you're a homosexual.

>> No.9889593

>>9889560
dying of salmonella

>> No.9889612

There's not enough blood in one to fill a bathtub so I gotta use multiple.

>> No.9889616

>>9889560
sing me a song

>> No.9889633

>>9889612
You just get mad because they call you a cuck.

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>>9889633
more like "cluck"

>> No.9889652

>>9889650
thats the joke spic.

>> No.9889655

>>9889560

>in hs
>sitting in class being good little anon
>dirty cholo behind me taps me on shoulder
>"hey ese-anon, joo want to see a crazy video like for real crazy"
>"no paco leave me alone"
>"hey homes, but for real my cousin in mexico sent me this video look"
>look down at screen
>its a video of a mexican teenager fucking a chicken
>its squawking and screaming and the kid is yelling in spanish at the camera
>"paco what the fuck"
>"hey bro hold up this is the best part"
>kid in video sticks the chickens head inside open dresser drawer
>slams the drawer shut and both the chicken and the kid start spasming and groaning
>"you break its neck when youre gonna cum and it makes the muscles tight on your pene"
>solidified my hatred of mexicans

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9889665

>>9889655
why did this get me hard

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9889672

>>9889650

>> No.9889675

>>9889565
She could get you a job as a chicken farmer, which would provide the finances to move out and give you a sense of self worth to realize that you were only jacking it to traps because of your lack of ego.

>> No.9889680

>>9889650
bawk bawk, ami rite?

>> No.9889683

>>9889665
because a chicken absorbed a load that if exposed to air could have resorted in a u-haul full of beaners.

>> No.9889693
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9889693

>op pic is a pigeon
>entire thread is people just ripping on mexicans

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9889706

>>9889693
kys

>> No.9889724

>>9889706
>and for reasons better left unknown, anon did a backward GIS for a random chicken reaction face

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9889757

>>9889724
anon clicked a button

>> No.9889848

>>9889560
She can't fail the mayor.

Not ever.

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9891142

>>9889655

>> No.9892465

>>9889560
Milk

>> No.9892535

>>9889560
Read

>> No.9892731

>>9889561
//thread

>> No.9892738

>>9889561
I dunno, I feel pretty high when I taste chicken

>> No.9892846

>>9889561
Fpbp

>> No.9892851

9889560
Fry chicken

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9892882

Be the superior quail.

>> No.9893485

>>9889561
Finger licking good

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9893545

>>9889655

sound fucked up haha fucking wetbacks