What IS this shit?

[Anonymous No.9882622]

Some horrible bitch I know posted this picture with great pride as “Christmas tapas.” What IS this?

[Anonymous No.9882624]

>>9882622
Christmas tapas

[Anonymous No.9882628]

>>9882624
But what are those four turds in the back? And what is in the dish?

[Anonymous No.9882639]

>>9882628
Theres mac and cheese in the dish, not sure about the turds

[Anonymous No.9882646]

>>9882639
Sure? Looks kind of like corn to me in the dish?

[Anonymous No.9882647]

>>9882622
A tapa is spanish for an appetizer you uncouth faggot.

[Anonymous No.9882678]

>>9882647
I know what tapa means. I know what Christmas means. My question is, what is this white-trash garbage being paraded as either? I see what looks like pickled string beans on toothpicks. (Oooh, classy.) I see what I think might be cantalope presented on classy toothpicks as well. What is the rest of the garbage... and why is this even an ensemble?

[Anonymous No.9882693]

>>9882646
Look closer, you can tell by it is by the shape. It just looks odd because of the layer of cheese on top

[Anonymous No.9882705]

>>9882678
Why the fuck are you brining your dumb shit that you found on your facebook feed here? Just fucking ask her; keep your millennial social media shit in it's own part of the internet.

[Anonymous No.9882707]

>>9882622
mashed potatoes on chicken nuggets with skewers of canned green beans... i cant tell if thats mac and cheese and maybe sweet potatoes? the fuck

[Anonymous No.9882858]

>>9882705
I ain’t asking that toxic stalker bitch shit. I keep an eye on her social networking via an alt for self preservation.

[Anonymous No.9882860]

>>9882707
Oh shit. I think you’re right about the mashed potatoes. Not 100% on chicken nuggets. Thank you for your controbution to helping solve this mystery.

[Anonymous No.9882863]

>>9882678
Pretty sure it's butternut squash

[Anonymous No.9882884]

>>9882863
Even worse....

[Anonymous No.9882980]

>>9882622
That looks like corn with sharp cheddar if so pic related.

[Anonymous No.9882989]

>>9882622
Mac n Cheese
Cornbread muffins topped with mashed potatoes
Asparagus
Cheese

[Anonymous No.9883007]

My guess:
Green beans
Mac n cheese with cheddar melted on top
"stuffing" muffins with mashed potato
butternut squash.

I'm guessing she's vegetarian because there is no representation of meat for the "holiday plate"

[Anonymous No.9883130]

>>9882989
Oh shit. You might be right.

[Anonymous No.9883142]

>>9883007
Hmm. Well, she became a landwhale and her late husband finally divorced her psychotic ass (and then unfurtunately died) yeah.... I could see her going vegetarian. She’s one of those violently psychotic types who seeks affirmation and voted for Hillary, so.... but, I digress. THIS FUCKING FOOD. WHAT

[Anonymous No.9883178]

>>9882622
That's all she's eating right? Otherwise she must be a hamplanet. If so delete her you weeb

[Anonymous No.9883202]

>>9883178
Not all she’s eating... or drinking. She’s a fat ass who shovels food into face and sucks the bottle. Just wondering what the fuck this shit is she is bragging about in the pic, lol.

[Anonymous No.9883252]

>>9883202
Then why is she on your Facebook in the first place?
Stop wasting your life on such a person anon.

[Anonymous No.9883284]

>>9883252
She is useless and has a public profile, because muh attention.

[Anonymous No.9883293]

>>9883284
>Because mah attention
Kinda like this thread don't you think anon
You two would make a lovely couple

[Anonymous No.9883299]

>>9882989
>>9883130

They're very clearly green beans from a can, not asparagus.

[Anonymous No.9883482]

>>9883293
Never been stalked by a crazy bitch, anon? I envy your life.

[Anonymous No.9883495]

>>9882622
>Those canned green beans

[Anonymous No.9884501]

>>9883482
There's no such thing as internet stalking, you dumb whore.