is there anything that really ticks you off when you're eating with/around other people?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 18 06:40:38 2017 No.9854718 [Reply] [Original]

is there anything that really ticks you off when you're eating with/around other people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 06:49:06 2017 No.9854729 Yes, several things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 06:52:08 2017 No.9854736 >>9854718 I don't know, that looks like one good boy to me.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 06:53:47 2017 No.9854741

>>9854718
People who eat with their mouths open. I have an uncle who opens his mouth with every bite and kinda sticks his tongue out like a cow. EVERYONE notices it and jokes about it behind his back. It's fucking infuriating.
He's a lovely man, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:00:56 2017 No.9854755 >>9854718 >HEY ANON. TRY THIS! >puts some of their meal onto your plate

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:04:06 2017 No.9854761 >>9854755 >you can't force yourself to eat anymore from this point on

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:23:49 2017 No.9854806

>take family out to dinner
>"omg anon give me some of your _____"
>proceeds to hover their fork over my plate
I just paid for food for you and everyone else in the family, and you're really going to try and take shit off of my plate?

also

>take family out to a local steak house
>everything was wonderful and there were no complaints from anyone at the table
>finish our meals and the wait staff comes by with the check
>aunt borderline shouts "we should take the leftovers home for the dog!"
>waitress holds back a laugh as she glances toward the kitchen
>I happen to be good friends with a couple of the chefs
>pray that the kitchen didn't hear her
>get asked about the rude remark next time I see one
Being nice is a mistake.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:24:53 2017 No.9854809 >>9854806 Are doggybags not a thing anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:25:45 2017 No.9854813 >>9854718 When people excessively and loudly suck their teeth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:27:50 2017 No.9854819 >>9854809 You can get your leftovers wrapped up and take them home, sure, but it's incredibly insulting to imply that the food you cooked is dog food.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:28:29 2017 No.9854821
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>>9854718
>mixing juicy things whose flavors seep into one another ie greenbeans and rice
>preparing different food with same utensil and mixing flavors

i love my mom but goddamn. my father and i prepare our own food and she cooks for me sometimes so she doesn't feel useless around the kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:36:02 2017 No.9854834 >>9854819 Thats why they call it a DOGGYbag anon. Some people just like to give their dogs a special treat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:41:26 2017 No.9854845 >>9854834 If you want to waste a $30 filet mignon on your dog, then keep it to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:45:53 2017 No.9854855 >>9854845 >not sharing tasty vittles with your pets

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:56:18 2017 No.9854886 >>9854819 chef's take pride in their job? Do they think what they do takes any talent/skill at all? theyre 1 step above McDonalds employees

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 07:58:54 2017 No.9854889 I find folks who have issues with other people's methods of eating generally have issues with the persons themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 08:18:12 2017 No.9854909 >>9854855 my dog will happily eat his own shit, there is no reason to think that he will appreciate an expensive meal like i would.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 08:18:14 2017 No.9854910

My roommate would very fucking loud. Especially since he has vegetarian he would make super saucy spaghetti alot and it would slop around when first starting to chew it. Pissed me the fuck off. Same thing for snacks, he would sound like a wood chipper eating chips. We would just give him the bantz. Everyone in the room would start chewing loud as shit until he got the hint.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 08:38:04 2017 No.9854953 Slow eaters. I don't just inhale stuff but I also don't take like 3-5 minutes between bites where half way through my meal is cold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 08:40:54 2017 No.9854959 >>9854886 Why do you come to a cooking board?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 08:53:49 2017 No.9854992 Eating with a toddler or a child who lacks any manners. Thanksgiving was always ruined by my mother's obnoxious friends and their daughters with food falling from their maws

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 08:56:50 2017 No.9855002

>>9854718
Eating around other people. The sounds that mouths make are disgusting and irritating. The chewing, crunching, smacking, gulping. Makes me want to hit them. I remember one time I was in Walgreens waiting at the clinic and some bitch was eating a bag of chips for like 15 minutes. I have never been so close to have the police called on me.

This is what we call a "sensory issue" and is one of the primary indicators of autism. Which I totally have. True story, I'm the 2nd oldest person I know with clinically diagnosed autism (42). Oldest I've met is just over 60.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:00:19 2017 No.9855012

>>9854909
Yeah, but if no one else is gonna finish it, you will make him a very happy puppy. I normally rinse off leftovers with water and give it to them. They're all like "The grease was the best part!" Yeah, it was, but we have carpets in 3 rooms and the runs are bad for carpets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:14:34 2017 No.9855045 >>9855012 > having carpet in your house SHIGGY diggy

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:38:28 2017 No.9855086 >licks/sucks on fingers CEASE.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:45:53 2017 No.9855104

>>9854992
>Eating with a toddler or a child who lacks any manners.
How dare those toddlers not following proper rules of etiquette. Oh how the nobles will gossip about the lack of manners this 2 year old has. How will the parents ever face the community after this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:48:13 2017 No.9855110 >>9854886 Saying your mother, who cooks your tendies, is one step above a McDonald's employee is rather disrespectful to her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:51:08 2017 No.9855119 I took a cheap prostitute to a buffet and she could not stop talking about her love of Hittler with her moth full of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 09:55:58 2017 No.9855126 >>9854718 Licking their fingers. Death! Death!

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 10:05:08 2017 No.9855151

>>9854718
Several things, all of them come stem from my childhood. My mother has always been addicted to food and knows no boundaries (she thinks it is her right as a mother to claim certain things and acts as a cry baby if you point out that it isn't okay).

>putting food into your mouth as if you are breathing. I am a slow eater but I really detest it when people just shovel food into their mouth and swallowing without even tasting it. I've had situations where I learned the hard way that eating sushi with some people was just impossible cause they would be done eating in 10-15 minutes and would then complain that it was cause there was so little sushi.
>no etiquette when it comes to sharing: this comes from growing up and my mother asking me sometimes if she could have a taste of whatever it was I was having and suddenly half my plate is missing instead of just one bite or a couple fries. I hate this in general (it doesn't just happen with food but basically anything).

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 10:07:19 2017 No.9855158 >>9855151 Adding >out drinking with friends >end of the evening everyone decides to call it quits >suddenly everyone grows very quiet and some quickly slip out for a smoke because non of them want to pay or even look at the bill

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 10:18:54 2017 No.9855181

> Went to mum's place for dinner
> younger brother starts watching the crazy 88's scene from Kill Bill.
> jumps on netflix, finds the movies and skips right to that scene.
I can't stand gore/ medical films while I'm eating. It's just off putting. I don't want to sit around that shit and consciously ignore something while I'm trying to enjoy food.
Also, I never eat while I'm on 4chan. you people sicken me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 10:32:36 2017 No.9855219 >>9855104 It's just disgusting. Basic ettiquete is not beyond 5 year olds

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 10:39:09 2017 No.9855240 When people make sounds like "mmmh mmmh mmmh" when they're chewing. My cousin used to do that and I wanted to stab him to death with my fork.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 11:10:44 2017 No.9855312 >>9855240 >used to >wanted to Are you saying he stopped this behavior or you killed your cousin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 12:55:10 2017 No.9855684 >>9854718 CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH YOU DAMN FILTHY ANIMAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 12:58:15 2017 No.9855706 >>9854718 People that start discussions, especially about politics or religion

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 13:00:10 2017 No.9855717 Ppl. Who eat fish. Gas all n ordics and Germans

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 13:21:39 2017 No.9855814 >>9854718 >Be college faggot >Friend invites me to his parent's house to eat a few times a week >2/4 of his younger siblings sit at the table ass fucking naked >Always awkwardly look away because ???

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:45:27 2017 No.9856326 >>9854813 this I hate faggots that do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:49:43 2017 No.9856335 >>9854959 because I want to cook on my own and learn from others recipes. not get my food cooked by a faggot chef making $8 an hour

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:51:38 2017 No.9856340

>>9855706
yeah you're pretty much trapped at that point. It's never really a two sided conversation they always have some long winded can of sophomoric rhetoric they've been waiting to open to impress you. Anger above all things makes me lose my appetite it's like they're trying to ruin your meal before it's even started.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:51:44 2017 No.9856341 File: 1.92 MB, 500x390, 0AA09335-A904-4F25-B0B0-2235BC110B37.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9855717 You cant outgas us you fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:55:35 2017 No.9856346 >>9856335 rude, but true

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:55:37 2017 No.9856347 >>9856335 High energy shitpost anon. Up the quality next time.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:57:31 2017 No.9856354

>>9854718
I try not to eat at work because of my fucking awful coworkers. Which sucks because I get hungry.
>work with this really old dude who spits a lot when he talks. And he likes to talk a lot. Don't want his spit on my food.
>also work with two spics who don't even speak or understand English. Yet for some fucking reason, any time I just want to sit down and eat my fucking food and be left alone, they have to fucking hang around me and try to talk to me. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 15:58:57 2017 No.9856363 >>9855814 I don't know wether to be disgusted or turned on

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:03:07 2017 No.9856380 >>9856354 FUCKING THIS

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:08:34 2017 No.9856398

> Loud and disgusting noises
Chewing with mouths open, slopping, smacking, gulping, belching, munching...like holy fuck it is genuinely foul

> Atrocious table manners
I'm not so anal that I give a huge shit about simple shit like "no elbows on the table" but I'm talking about REALLY egregious stuff here. I have seen grown-ass adults paling their silverware backwards in their fists and sawing their food to pieces, scraping knives against plates, wiping their mouths on their bare hands or sleeves, all kinds of crap.

Picking at your food with your hands or fingers is bothersome as well, depending on the food/cuisine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:10:23 2017 No.9856405 Yes, when people are slurping loudly or eat with their mouth open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:29:52 2017 No.9856474 >>9854741 TPBP fuck these kinds of people

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:35:46 2017 No.9856505
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>>9854718
a few things when I'm out at a restaurant

>when faggots sneeze/cough/yawn at a restaurant
I don't know about you guys but I fucking hate these morons. I ordered a steak once and then a guy behind my table sneezed like a fucking horse. I got up and went to a few tables down. we locked eyes and I gave him a look of disgust. he seemed confused and gave me a face of whats the big deal?
people like this need to be kicked out of restauraunts.

they can fuck right off

are you fucking stupid? you're not supposed to sneeze in public morons

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:35:47 2017 No.9856506 >>9854718 That dog! “I’m so done.” So me irl hahaha

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:52:57 2017 No.9856557
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My father-in-law smacks and slops like a fucking child until my mother-in-law loses her shit and flips the fuck out on him. The sound of him chewing sounds like someone stomping through slush. It is the most aggravating thing in the world. Second to that, whenever I'm cooking, he enters the kitchen and stands far too close to me, then sticks his face in my mixing bowl or whatever I'm using to prepare, then alternates between staring at that and staring at me until I say something. I generally ask, as politely as possible:

>can i get you something

... then he says no, and continues doing that alternating staring thing for a few minutes more while I suppress the urge to break every fucking bone in his body.

I really do like the guy, but these two habits gave me very serious doubts about marrying his daughter.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 16:55:08 2017 No.9856563

>>9855181
There was a coffee shop that had internet access.
Someone was browsing rotten.com. I kept eating my sandwich I had bought.
People asking how I can look at that gross stuff and still eat.
It's just pictures, it's not like it's actually right there if front of me.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:02:58 2017 No.9856590

>>9854813
>>9854910
>>9855002
>>9856398
>>9856405
>>9856557
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia
I have it too. When we eat dinner, I have to have some noise that will drown out the sounds of others eating. Crowded restaurant is fine because the din of chatter, plates and whatnot. At home I turn on the TV to a decent volume.

chop Mon Dec 18 17:13:24 2017 No.9856627

People who bring up "heavy" subjects for discussion during the meal.
I love discussing politics, religion etc. but save that stuff for when we're having drinks in smaller groups later.
When we're all at the table having a nice meal we should stick to inoffensive conversation that will not make anybody work up a temper or start crying. I do not understand why some people would want to have those debates at the dinner table.

Apart from that. People who are loud eaters, maybe they don't even close their mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:18:10 2017 No.9856646 >>9856557 I already hate the asshole

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:19:08 2017 No.9856650 My dad sounds like a fat girl with a cold and runny nose giving a blowjob when he eats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:23:04 2017 No.9856668 >>9856646 He really is a sweet guy otherwise, but it takes a lot out of me when he does that shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:36:19 2017 No.9856715 >>9854718 I will kill that dog with a death by a million kisses

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:42:17 2017 No.9856730 People putting salt on food before having tasted it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:42:19 2017 No.9856732 >>9856715 in a row?

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:44:39 2017 No.9856744
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>>9856505
you're basically bathing in a fine patina of other peoples fecal matter, your own fecal matter, microscopic mites and worms and slugs slithering all over your food and your skin, living inside your hair follicles

you really can't stand someone sneezing near your food? did he sneeze on it? lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 17:46:35 2017 No.9856750 >>9856363 They are seven (girl) and nine (boy) so you tell me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:01:25 2017 No.9856794 >>9854992 >Eating with a toddler or a child who lacks any manners. >>9855219 >5 year olds Well which is it? BTW, A toddler is a child 12 to 36 months old. I think you just hate kids because you still live with mommy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:17:17 2017 No.9856844 >>9856744 does your waiter sneeze on you or your food when taking your order at a restaurant? I didn't think so

>>	chop Mon Dec 18 18:31:25 2017 No.9856891 >>9854819 "You're right. This is too good for a dog. Just throw it out instead. Out of respect for the chef" You're a fucking idiot.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:43:23 2017 No.9856933

A lot of other anons have already mentioned the obvious pet peeves but there's a few things that really irritate me that haven't been mentioned.

>Picky eaters
Now when I refer to a picky eaters I mean someone who has to customize every meal they eat at a restaurant because they don't like this or that even if it's similar to something they've had.

>People that eat before dinner
Family does this nearly every time we agree to meet somewhere for dinner. There's nothing more awkward then being the only ones eating because everyone else ate a whole meal an hour before meeting up for dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:49:55 2017 No.9856951 >people who go "AHHHHH" after every sip from their drink holy fuck i have literally gotten up and left restaurants because of that

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 18:50:04 2017 No.9856952

>>9856933
I do that because I have bitchy relatives that complain when they have the bill if you ate more than a morsel. They also are adamant about paying just for the right to bitch about it. So I kinda got used to either going hungry or eating first. Tho I'm sure that's not your case

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:03:39 2017 No.9857005 >>9856335 $8 an hour, lol where the fuck do you live?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:05:35 2017 No.9857018 >>9854741 Is your uncle Jack?

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:18:16 2017 No.9857077

>>9857005
Unfortunately dumbfuck bastards born in the 60s and 70s cannot into inflation, and thus think that food prices should remain the same for 50 goddamned years. To hell with keeping all the staff there, electricity costs, inspections, food waste during slow periods, gaslines, convection ovens, tilt skillets, griddles, chairs, crap to clean after idiots, napkins, and 3M chemicals to keep it all clean. Clearly food should cost what the raw ingredients do. So actual chefs end up working 10-20 hours on a low salary because you're cheap fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:22:08 2017 No.9857095 >>9854718 No. I dont interact with people in real life.

>>	Acbn !7CUUUUUUUU Mon Dec 18 19:28:11 2017 No.9857119 File: 103 KB, 964x487, 20160414_food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9857077 Not even close to being true Cost of eating out has outpaced inflation by miles for the last 20 years

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:36:07 2017 No.9857165 >>9857119 >2014 being off the charts I'm calling bullshit. I don't even care if you have sources, it is a blatant lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:39:37 2017 No.9857184 >>9856951 This so much. Makes me want to punch them in their stupid fucking face every time.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:46:04 2017 No.9857215

I have this one friend, if you go out in public with him for a meal and a drink he gets his phone out and starts watching funny YouTube videos while he's eating.
It's pretty annoying, he sits there laughing at his phone while he eats.
So I'm not left out of the fun he shows me the video after he watched it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 19:56:00 2017 No.9857270 people who bite the fork

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:05:17 2017 No.9857311 >>9854718 DOGGO NOT WORRY

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:07:07 2017 No.9857319 >>9857215 I hate faggots who do this shit. put the fucking phone away socialize and eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:08:03 2017 No.9857322 >>9857270 This and people looking at me when i eat. I don't like when people look at me normally, let alone eating. What am i, a tiger from the zoo?

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:15:31 2017 No.9857345
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>at thanksgiving with relatives
>everyone sits down with their food
>women start eating
>men, eyes shifting around the table, reluctantly follow
>almost get distracted by how good the stuffing is this year
>female relative looks like she's about to say something
>me, my brother's, and my father's eyes widen, feel my anus immediately clench
>"Annie, this turkey is cooked just perfectly"
>oh god, that was close
>we all look back down at our food and go about our business
>start to relax, about to reach for a crescent roll
>my mother's head jolts up, big smile on her face
>oh fuck no please
>she swallows and puts down her fork
>seriously anything but this jesus christ
>"LET'S ALL GO AROUND THE TABLE AND SAY WHAT WE'RE THANKFUL FOR"

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:28:08 2017 No.9857390 >>9857345 What were you thankful for this year, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:32:23 2017 No.9857402 >>9854806 why are dog owners so delusional and act like dogs are some kind of divine being? my parents would have beaten me if i gave good food to a fucking dog.

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:33:48 2017 No.9857408

Eating out with friends who get the share meal option and then eat majority of it.

Eating out with friends who get the share meal option and ask for it to be extra spicy (off the menu level), then tell you what they did despite you only wanting spicy. I have no problem with spice, but I see this as rude.

Friends who only want to eat meat. I'm not vegetarian or vegan, however I just find that to be annoying on their behalf and embarrassing that they don't have an actual palette.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:35:00 2017 No.9857417 People proposing toasts. Just stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:36:40 2017 No.9857434 >>9854741 The brother is like but even worse is the sound. There should be opera houses modeled after his mouth

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:44:50 2017 No.9857472

>>9854718
>People chewing with their mouths open. Never fails to nauseate me.
>People who stare at me while I eat. Seriously, what's their deal? What the fuck do they want from me?
>People who talk to me and expect me to respond while I'm chewing my food. What, do you want to see three parts chewed-up pieces of chicken mixed with one part saliva up close? No? Let me finish chewing first, asshat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:46:07 2017 No.9857477 >>9857472 >People who can't into greentext.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:50:21 2017 No.9857496 When the server comes back just a few moments after you get food just to ask how's everything while you're stuffing your face. I appreciate the the gesture but c'mon gimme a few minutes alone with my future food baby.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:54:25 2017 No.9857512 >>9857472 you also missed faggots who sneeze while you eat

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 20:56:38 2017 No.9857522

>>9857417
Oh, Zeus. This. So much this. I recently attended a wedding and, okay, fair enough, toasts are to be expected. But the father of the bride toasted the couple for 20', our food was going cold, and in the end, his son had to cut him off. The whole room was visibly relieved -- until the son started toasting the couple himself. With a song he had created for the occasion.

That went on for 20'.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:02:27 2017 No.9857547 >>9854819 Fuck. They just have thin skin, really. If the people eat it up and want to take a bit home, who cares. It would be different if they said it was shit and then said we want to give it to the dog.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:02:35 2017 No.9857548 >>9857522 20 foot? Nice

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:07:17 2017 No.9857567

>>9854718
When people comment on hotsauce/pepper on a my food.

>Whoa anon you're suppose to TASTE THE FOOD!
>Trying to blow your ass out anon?
>Wow anon all those crushed red peppers trying to give me a sneezing attack over here
>Geez anon anymore hotsauce and you might melt the plate

Also, any time Filipinos talk about food. Holy shit they have some of the worst fucking things about food

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:10:24 2017 No.9857577 File: 58 KB, 624x950, 1512939976034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9854806 >take parents out to fancy place >dad gets hamburger steak well done >mom gets a house salad with ranch >munch on the free bread stuff >Wow anon this is great!

Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:11:26 2017 No.9857581

>>9857215
>funny YouTube videos
Fuck every autistic cunt that does this as a filler for having a personality. No I don't want to watch your favorite cringe animations from 2005, no I don't want to watch "LIBERALS VS FACTS (BTFO EDITION) [NSFW]" I don't want to stare over your shoulder into you rphoen you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:45:10 2017 No.9857679 >>9857577 What anime is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:48:56 2017 No.9857694 >>9857402 >why are dog owners so delusional Because the owners are childless women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:50:40 2017 No.9857702 >>9857477 Do a lot of greentexting while eating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 18 21:56:00 2017 No.9857726 >>9857679 Boku no Pico

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:28:20 2017 No.9858524 >>9857581 fucking nailed so hard. I couldn't compose a better post. I hate these youtube cat video faggots

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:29:20 2017 No.9858525 >>9856844 Jesus christ mr.cleanass sneezing in public is normal you gay queer

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:33:30 2017 No.9858537

>>9854718
My rules are simple - don't talk with your mouth full, and don't eat with your mouth open.

If I set out an armoury of cutlery for a seven course meal, and a few people don't know which spoon to take for which course of liquid, that doesn't bother me in the least, as long as they're not spraying food or smacking their lips.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 01:53:29 2017 No.9858583 File: 1.44 MB, 828x828, 1423024942597.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] People who clank their utensils against the plate. Holy fuck, legitimately kill yourself.

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Anonymous Tue Dec 19 02:10:09 2017 No.9858623

Guy I knew from a hostel used to slurp his pasta. Then when people told him to eat his food like a grownup he got angry and claimed that pasta is supposed to be slurped. Same guy also used to complain that there were no decent, authentic Mexican places in Sydney.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 04:28:00 2017 No.9858970 >>9857119 That's just price for eating out vs price for eating in. That pattern could be due entirely to supermarket food getting cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 04:35:38 2017 No.9858989 >>9857577 It's not clear whether she's planning a relaxed night in or attempting suicide. >>9857726 Classic.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:00:12 2017 No.9859042
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Along with the usual people eating their meals like fucking pigs from a trough. One that always got me was just worthless people eating in general. Like if i know someone who is a shitty human being and they are eating i get mad about that since i dont see that person deserving that food. Ive gotten over the fact that i cant do anything about it anyways but it is still something that bothers me deep down when eating with others i would rather not be eating with

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:13:42 2017 No.9859063

>tfw cannot eat near anyone.
>haven't been to a restaurant in ages.
>when family members go to a restaurant or ask me to go I always say I can't go and stay home.
>can only eat at my home sitting in a specific dinning room chair.
>at home I have to sit in the dining room as other family members eat in the kitchen area.
>if anyone looks at me while I'm eating I can't eat anymore.
>mom once touched my plate/food while I was eating and I freaked out and couldn't eat the food and threw it out.

How can you guys eat with other people with no problems?

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:29:37 2017 No.9859105

>>9857581
>>9858524

I used to work in a casino restaurant, every shift there was atleast someone on a table watching things on their phone quite loudly.

>Seat two older people
>Whip out their phones instantly and set them down on their case stands
>Get drinks order and come back later after giving them time to look over the menu
>"Oh I havn't even looked yet"
>Spends ten minutes going between reading the menu and looking at their phone

Can you seriously not just stop looking at your phone for 60 seconds? It's not even just kids now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 05:50:04 2017 No.9859144 >>9859042 Does it bother you when you eat, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 06:25:07 2017 No.9859200 >>9854718 Loud talking, pants sagging, smacking of the lips and endless spouting off about a god complex derived from a misinformed understanding of history.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:21:38 2017 No.9859287 >>9856557 Is your mother in law have big milkies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:24:15 2017 No.9859295 >>9856844 >he doesn’t pay women to blow snot into his rectum and another one to eat it out of there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 07:29:42 2017 No.9859303 >>9857215 >>9857319 >>9857581 Not to mention, that phone is in their hands when they take a dump probably. Also it’s in their had when they fab. I don’t want to be near anyone’s phone or laptop when I eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 08:10:15 2017 No.9859424 >>9859063 I'd like to say most of us don't have autism, but from reading this I have to say most of us do have autism.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:34:30 2017 No.9859662

>>9856505
>>9856844
can confirm this. had a waiter once bring my food. as he was coming to my table he had to put down other plates first. on the way to mine he sneezed hard while holding my plate. I got up and left after he set my food down.

I can take a sneeze or two in public, but not when I'm at a fucking restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:35:05 2017 No.9859663 >>9859200 >pants sagging They passed a city ordance in my town making it illegal to wear pants hanging halfway down the ass because so many wanna be gangsta nogs were wearing them that way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 09:58:59 2017 No.9859725 >>9859663 Try passing a law like that in a typical city (blue).

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:02:41 2017 No.9859738 File: 26 KB, 400x300, germs bad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9859662 Do you walk around with a handkerchief and wipe everything down like a paranoid motherfucker?

>>	Numbaz !!MV85jKaTBTQ Tue Dec 19 10:03:34 2017 No.9859740 >>9857694 My dogs are guard dogs in a neighborhood with a lot of sketchy foot traffic and a park where members of the urban market like to hang out. They get treats because they've earned them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:14:31 2017 No.9859777 i knew a guy with severe OCD. he ate exclusively out of tupperware, never used forks or spoons to eat, even ate soup with a butter knife because knives apparently don't have germs like spoons and wore plastic gloves to do anything related to food.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:20:15 2017 No.9859797

>>9859200
Imma keep my
>pants saggin
Keep a skateboard
A spray can for the taggin'
And I'm 'a keep a lot of girls in my band wagon
Cause I don't give a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane
I'm just a crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:34:29 2017 No.9859837 >family knows I can't eat sea food >they're driving >pick me up from my place >take me to a sea food restaurant Fucking hell man, the worst part is most sea food places actually have non sea food options, THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR HAS ONLY SEA FOOD

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:40:33 2017 No.9859854 >>9854718 Noisy eaters and people who talk with their mouths full (unless their subtle about it). Nothing gets my goat more. But I always use my elbows as kickstands while I eat, so there you go.+

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:43:47 2017 No.9859863 >>9859854 What if I only have a small amount of food in my mouth and it’s crammed high up in my cheeks (near cheekbone) leaving my mouth clear of food, and I cover my mouth too while speaking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:47:22 2017 No.9859874 >>9859863 as long as its not grotesque

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:53:19 2017 No.9859898 >>9859837 Why are you on /ck/ if you don't like food? Are you one of the fast food "foodies"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 10:59:20 2017 No.9859919 >>9854819 It's a fucking leftover you inbred fuck, they are gonna get thrown away anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:00:36 2017 No.9859926 People who use their fork like a shovel and hold their knife like a pen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:02:25 2017 No.9859938 >>9859898 It's an allergy you fucking moron, not to mention there's more then just sea food in the world. Maybe you'd know that if you tried eating something other than long john silver's

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 11:07:32 2017 No.9859956 >>9859938 If it's an allergy then they are shitheads, I'm just tired of all the fast food and picky eaters here. I don't even know ehat this long john silvers thing is but I don't even have the money to eat out so I cook everything myself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:06:15 2017 No.9860150 >>9859725 Idk, it's a small town and the mayor is a nog himself.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:08:01 2017 No.9860157
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I love cooking and eating but just about every food related noise makes me angry.
>the sound a cup makes when it's empty and someone keeps sucking the straw
>extra crunchy food being chewed
>When someone takes a deep drink then goes AAAAH! like they're a god damn coca cola advertisement
>utensils scraping on plate
>when someone talks with their mouth full
>when someone goes MMMMM MMMM MMMM while eating
>slurping from a cup
>the words tasty, yummy, noms, veggies, taters, and delish

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:08:18 2017 No.9860160

>>9854718
>is there anything that really ticks you off when you're eating with/around other people?

Loud people in a restaurant. I'm from india where it's loud as hell and even then, blacks are extremely obnoxious to us.

I visited my brother who works in Atlanta and every restaurant is the same: american blacks yelling at each other at the top of their lungs.

wtf? I thought americans were supposed to be "cultured?"

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:20:28 2017 No.9860210 File: 20 KB, 620x348, 1451553384749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9854718 yes, its generally the part where im eating with/around other people

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:26:10 2017 No.9860233 >>9860157 >When someone takes a deep drink then goes AAAAH! like they're a god damn coca cola advertisement Imagine being this butt-mad because someone is enjoying a drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:27:40 2017 No.9860236 >>9860160 >thought americans were supposed to be "cultured?" You clearly haven't met many of them.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:36:26 2017 No.9860268
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>>9854718
>My dad's jaw pops every bite and it pisses me off
>My mom will mix everything together but take like 15 seconds to put it on her fork
>Scrapping forks against teeth
>My dad will take stuff out of the oven and immediately eat it and then burn himself

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:40:54 2017 No.9860283 People chewing with open mouths is annoying. So is clacking utensils against the plate or bowl. The way Chinese eat is generally just appalling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 12:44:34 2017 No.9860292 >>9860233 After that first or second sip if hits and you're just loving it fine After every go damn gulp it's just too much.

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:04:48 2017 No.9860806

>>9860233
Oh no, I'm 100% aware that I'm an unreasonable cunt. I can't help but feel annoyed as fuck, sometimes to the point where I've gotten up and left the table to pretend to use the bathroom to get away from the noise. I've never actually gotten mad enough to snap at someone but I feel like I could if I were just a tiny bit more mentally unstable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 15:09:17 2017 No.9860832 >>9860268 >living with your parents

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:28:41 2017 No.9861174 >>9859738 no but I walk inside restaurants like a paranoid fuck and try to avoid sneezing faggots

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:33:40 2017 No.9861194
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>>9859105
and I bet you they don't wash their hands after touching their phones. smartphones are like touching currency. filled with fucking germs. another reason I hate these faggots

Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:34:48 2017 No.9861198

>>9861174
It's simpler than that for me. I just refuse to eat in restaurants. I don't trust the cooks or waitresses not to sneeze or drool in my food and given the state of US labor's lack of benefits like sick days and low pay I know they go to work with the flu and colds. Also I'm confident the dinnerware and utensils have not been thoroughly cleaned and I'm eating the germs some retard deposited. Same reason I use self checkout and wipe down my grocery cart with alcohol wipes. People are filthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:38:19 2017 No.9861220 >>9854718 I used to fuck a chick that blew on all food like it was hot... even salad and shit. I think she may have been dumb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:40:23 2017 No.9861228 >>9861198 Have fun with your inferior immune system. A bit of dirt cleans the stomach, a lot of it fills you up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:42:04 2017 No.9861236 >>9861220 Did you never ask her what she was doing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:45:29 2017 No.9861243 >>9861236 No. I don't listen to women. I just figured she was nervous around me, which was smart on her part. I work for the devil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:47:02 2017 No.9861249 >>9854741 >People who eat with their mouths open. This. They should be culled.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:47:28 2017 No.9861252 >>9861243 Edgy, bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:48:22 2017 No.9861260 >>9854741 it's happening more often. what the fuck is wrong with people? I had a roommate who sounded like a dog eating peanut butter whenever he ate

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 19 16:50:09 2017 No.9861265 >>9861198 I agree. I used to work in a fancy 5 star restaurant where the person who makes the desserts would lick the ice cream scooper after preparing the plates. I would never eat desserts or food from that nasty fucking place again

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 00:07:23 2017 No.9862828 File: 108 KB, 500x500, 1325863081805.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9859063 >>9859063 >>9859063 you sound fucking insufferable. please stop eating until you die and save yourself the torture of living

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 00:10:38 2017 No.9862834 >>9862828 there's literally nothing wrong with literal autism

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 00:33:41 2017 No.9862893 >>9857215 People that are constantly flipping through instagram/snapchat videos in any situation are annoying as fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 00:38:00 2017 No.9862903 People who moan while eating or make any kind of noise infuriates & dusgusts me beyond belief.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 00:39:10 2017 No.9862906 >>9862834 Yeah there is. A lot. I taught special needs for over a decade. Autistics are fucking monsters, and Hitler had the right idea with eugenics.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 01:33:19 2017 No.9863006 >>9855158 This is why I always pay upfront for my drinks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:00:10 2017 No.9863165 >>9859919 So because it's leftover it's instant trash/dog food? Right, so that lasagna or beef stew cooked by grandma must apply too? You do realize a lot of people enjoy the rest of the meal later?

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:20:26 2017 No.9863214

not food related really, but i cannot stand when people do not adjust their tone of voice to the surroundings. my girlfriend does it and it is fucking infuriating. for example
>having conversation
>finish talking, turn up music in the car
>few minutes later, begins saying something completely pointless/random at the same volume as before but i obviously can't hear her
>i'm supposed to turn down the music and nicely ask her to tell me about how this one place downtown makes this tasty chocolate with chili pepper

or we will be in a theater or museum and she will come up and just start speaking like we are in a normal surrounding. i always have to tell her to shut up. am i crazy? shit is infuriating

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:26:18 2017 No.9863227

>go out to eat with girlfriend
>order dinner and drinks
>she barely touches it, claims she likes it but that she's "not hungry"
>begins picking at it with a fork and being passive agressive
>drinks even more
>still claiming she is 'just not hungry for some reason!!!"
>waiter comes with check and napkins
>she asks for a dessert list

every. fucking. time

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 03:48:09 2017 No.9863267 I always feel awkward when people stare at me while I eat

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:05:41 2017 No.9863318 >having dogs watching you eat >eating in front of people not eating >that one guy who has to read'watch something while eating

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:27:43 2017 No.9863392 >>9854741 This plus biting forks/cutlery. I've seen a Chinese guy thrown out of a hostel because his mouth chewing slopping noises he made literally grossed everyone the fuck out every meal 3 times a day.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:33:47 2017 No.9863405

>>9863006
>>9855158
>Go out for drinks/night out with some friends and/or coworkers
>half of them order iced tea, water or juice
THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME OUT FOR A DRINK!? It implies going out to get fucking drunk.
Never trust anyone who doesn't drink, seriously. I don't care if you only have 1 beer cuz you have to get up early or whatever, but don't be that fucking guy.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:37:44 2017 No.9863415

chewing noises, sipping noises, any noise i dont like really,>>9854992,>>9855240,fucking this>>9854813 when i first heard it i was so fucking shookD

>>9854741
fucking hate this shit too
>>9857018
kek
>>9859063
i cant eat around ppl especially around ppl i dont know bc im anxious, but ure actually autistic i think

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:51:02 2017 No.9863446 >>9854741 Instead of joking about it behind his back, why don't you fucking say something you coward fuck?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:56:27 2017 No.9863458 >>9863405 Maybe your friends just aren't shit tier people who need to get drunk to enjoy themselves

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 04:59:13 2017 No.9863467 >>9863214 Fucking this. It's like some people think talking at the same volume all the time is appropriate and totally audible regardless of the situation. Granted, my hearing is not great but damn...

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:21:47 2017 No.9863506
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>>9854806
>get taken to restaurant
>have this amazing coconut shrimp side for myself
>I'm told that someone wants to try out part of my side
>assume that they're talking about pina colada dip that I have and say okay
>they try taking the whole fucking side plate and I freak out
>the middle-aged Jewish woman (who was trying to take the plate) that already had a grudge on me says "oh, I figured that we'd be able to share all of our food" like it's thanksgiving at a house or some shit
Having a Jewish adult come into my life for the shortest period of time was still the worst point in my life, it was absolute torture dealing with a person like this when hating jews was only a funny meme to me before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:25:13 2017 No.9863513 >>9854813 Try dealing with this in a movie theater. My dad was doing this several times near the end of the movie because he had a giant bucket of popcorn, and it killed the enjoyment of any kino moments that 2049 could have had for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:31:56 2017 No.9863519 >>9857548 That glyph also means minutes, you fucking quick to correct that which isn’t even wrong dunce. Kys. t. professional typographer

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:41:09 2017 No.9863540 File: 313 KB, 685x549, d095da6e7f58c1fb72c31d018c9c4e102ded93fe9d3d34ba23e46986f772ed7e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9856744 wtf i love not washing my hands after i wipe my ass now

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:43:17 2017 No.9863542

>>9857345
That's tough, man, but it's just how it is. It's times like that that you stop giving a fuck and just wing it so hard that you can make them think that you're being serious to the point that they can't call you out for not saying the right thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:44:38 2017 No.9863544 >>9863506 From 0 to 1488 in 7 seconds.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 05:53:37 2017 No.9863562

>>9857567
>Geez anon anymore hotsauce and you might melt the plate
That's when you give them the biggest shit-eating grin, ask "you want some!?" and hover the bottle over their meal.

>>9859063
That actually reminds me of this dumb thing that happened once when I was young
>mom points at a couple meatballs I put on my plate and goes "it's Meatwad!"
>end up getting grossed out and quietly not eating them at all
It's funny looking back but man was I triggered.

>>9860157
>the words tasty, yummy, noms, veggies, taters, and delish
I agree with you that that would be annoying, but have you ever gotten triggered playing Viewtiful Joe when he's just like MMMM YUMMY?

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:04:28 2017 No.9863583
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>>9854718
people who don't have basic manners
>mouth open eaters
>lip smackers
>people whose jaws click when they eat (just kys if you have this condition)
>excessive hot-saucers
>asking for shit i didn't put on the table
>cutting food with a fork
>scratchers
>not excusing yourself from the table to cough
>finger-lickers
>people who hold their knife like a pen
>people who hold their fork tines up like a scoop

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:06:12 2017 No.9863588 >>9863583 >excessive hot-saucers eat an excessively mild dick

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:11:44 2017 No.9863605 >>9863583 >excessive hot-saucers Is it okay if I like to taste everything on it's own first and THEN drizzle it with hot sauce halfway?

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:22:29 2017 No.9863631

>>9863588
>>9863605
for clarification, i was thinking of my nephew when i thought of the hot sauce. he's on the spectrum. and has to go get blood work done and get examined for ulcers today because his mother won't fucking take the hot sauce bottle away from him at the dinner table.

so maybe don't be autistic about it and you're probably fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:24:50 2017 No.9863635 >>9863631 Stomach ulcers are caused by a bacteria.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:27:46 2017 No.9863642 >>9863635 im sure guzzling a bottle of vinegar a week every day for 5 years didn't help.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:35:54 2017 No.9863657 File: 79 KB, 745x446, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9856730 That really salts my pasta if you know what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 06:40:14 2017 No.9863664 >>9855110 Rekt

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 07:03:28 2017 No.9863725

>>9856505
Okay but how do you propose people avoid this? Generally no one wants to sneeze or cough. It's just something that happens pretty suddenly, sneezing especially. Not to mention there being a ton of germs in the air anywhere people are, so this is such a weird gripe. Unless your food is being sneezed/coughed on, or its your waiter doing it, fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 07:07:43 2017 No.9863742 >>9860157 >of frogs and men

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 07:50:29 2017 No.9863879

>>9854834
No, it really isn't. Doggy bag is a dated euphemism for taking home your leftovers when it used to be embarrassing in some situations to wish to do so. Not that some people don't give them to their dogs. Saying what the anon's aunt said–which was not a euphemism–loudly enough that the cooks might have heard was very rude because it implies their food was suitable for a dog. Nowadays, you simply ask the waiter for a box. Socially, nobody should explicitly discuss the diner's intent so that nobody's feelings get hurt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:21:42 2017 No.9864251 >>9856750 Turned on it is.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 10:33:40 2017 No.9864287 >>9857548 You've just given up, haven't you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:09:57 2017 No.9864376 >>9864251 he ate the SEVERAL times a week. So was he.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:24:59 2017 No.9864406 File: 37 KB, 400x400, IMG_1544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9864251 >Tfw ywn dine surrounded by naked lolis and shotas Why even live

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:27:33 2017 No.9864410 >>9864406 you can always go hang out with the brazillian rainforest tribes

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:29:58 2017 No.9864423

Hey Germophobes out there, how does it feel to know that I've literally re-served a dirty glass because it was a slammed happy hour and we were running out, I blow my nose and don't wash my hands every time, I go take a piss and don't wash my hands most of the time, and I enjoy having a liquid shits right before opening the bar?

I guess the only time that I consistently wash my hands is after I have a smoke, because god forbid if I smell like it for a couple minutes afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:31:26 2017 No.9864426 >>9864423 I don't go to dumpy dive bars so riots doesn't affect me in the least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:33:02 2017 No.9864430 >>9864426 >riots ? Interesting auto-correct, phoneposter.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:36:47 2017 No.9864442 >>9864423 I also don't care because I don't go to shitty bars or eat out more than a few times a year, and they're always really nice places where employees are paid well and customers are all civil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 11:40:39 2017 No.9864454 >>9864430 Was meant to be so THIS doesn't affect me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 12:37:47 2017 No.9864643 >people who blow their noses at restaurants >people who chew loudly/with their mouth open >people who take food off your plate without asking first Just fuck off already

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 12:42:58 2017 No.9864664
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>>9854718
Cell phones. If there's one god damn time we can disconnect and just fucking enjoy life a little bit and rumiate, dinner is the time. I'll fucking stab you, put that shit away motherfucker.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 13:07:50 2017 No.9864777

>>9863506
What? Could you elaborate on this? Who told you someone wanted your side? The Jew?Who is this Jew and why do they have a grudge against you? Who wanted the side?
>Having a Jewish adult come into my life for the shortest period of time was still the worst point in my life
What does this mean? Are you talking about the same Jew?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 13:12:08 2017 No.9864806 >>9854718 Posture and elbow placement. My big problem is myself: my jaw cracking is constant and drives people away from me. If i minimize movement it just makes the wait the furiating part.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:01:19 2017 No.9865016 >>9864664 Okay, MOM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:03:33 2017 No.9865025 >>9865016 I'll cut your throat in your sleep, you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:09:49 2017 No.9865047 >>9865025 you would have to you fucking coward.

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 14:41:46 2017 No.9865155

i cannot stand eating noises, not even my own, sticking their tounge out to take a bite like Gene Simmons, and scraping silverware on their plate. ive tried to recreate when im alone why and how they stick their tounge out to eat and it feels really fucking gross, I dont understand at all how they develop that behavior.
I hate the tounge thing so much, I actually do point out when others do it, I just ask why. Im so fucking autistic about this, my last gf would warn other people if we were having dinner in a group.
>watch out, dont stick your tounge out when you eat or anon will make fun of you LOL
then everyone asks why i hate it so much. So there is your reason why people usually dont point out others annoying eating habits, unless you have high charisma points, people think youre being an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 15:27:35 2017 No.9865318 >>9865155 Seriously, do the world a favor and kys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 15:29:41 2017 No.9865324 >>9865155 You actually have autism

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 19:47:26 2017 No.9866270 >>9854718 My sister has always chewed really loudly with her mouth open and it's always annoyed the shit out of me. To be honest I hate eating around other people that aren't my family... not sure why.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 21:24:23 2017 No.9866734 >>9854806 you suck

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 20 21:25:25 2017 No.9866742 >>9854819 muh feelings

Anonymous Wed Dec 20 22:44:51 2017 No.9867100
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>>9865155
>this whole fucking thread
>mfw I consistently lick my fingers, talk with my mouth full, eat stuff that requires silverware with my bare hands, drink alcohol and other beverages directly from the communal bottle. double dip, scrape my silverware on the plate, hold my knife with a fist when I cut meat, slurp soup, slurp empty beverages with a straw, put my elbows on the table, sit in weird positions, don't wash my hands after taking a piss, burp openly, and sneeze/cough at the table (though I put my face in my arm to do that) AND NOBODY HAS EVER CALLED ME OUT ON ANY OF THIS

Also if a dog gets too close to me at the table begging, I'll gently push it away with my foot. ONCE some dogfucker got mad at me for doing that, I have no idea why. Animals begging for food at the table is fucking annoying, train those damn things.

t. Beastmaster

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 00:24:19 2017 No.9867471 >jealous people in the office breakroom i make really nice curry to heat up at work, and people i don't even really know are always looking at me eating or making some snide remark on it like i would actually offer them some

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 00:25:37 2017 No.9867477 >>9867100 wow you sure sound pleasant to be around

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 00:30:11 2017 No.9867485 >>9863506 >tfw the only jew i currently know is generous and bro tier

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 00:33:08 2017 No.9867496 >>9855814 I would just fucking leave

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 02:39:57 2017 No.9867888 >>9857472 >people who talk to me and expect me to respond while I'm chewing my food. This shit pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:10:18 2017 No.9867938 >>9857345 Our Thanksgivings are always in excess of 35 relatives from across the country so my generation of cousins/second cousins always go and fuck off to a different part of the house while our parents/grandparents stay downstairs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:15:00 2017 No.9867943 People are too disgusting to eat near.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:42:41 2017 No.9867983 >>9854813 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 03:46:52 2017 No.9867993 >>9854718 teeth on fork

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:43:43 2017 No.9869275 >>9854755 I hate this only because I hate wasting food. When I get my plate I put exactly how much I plan to eat on it. But I have a tiny stomach, so I cant eat much anyways.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:46:49 2017 No.9869284 >>9854845 Well Im not going to give him a whole steak, but leftovers are another matter, especially the bits I wont eat like fat. I usually mix leftovers into my dogs and cats food for flavor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:49:50 2017 No.9869298 >>9855312 I hoppe he killed him and then ate him while making "mmmh mmmh mmmh" sounds.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 13:50:54 2017 No.9869302 >>9856341 Youve never been around me when I drink milk.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:28:12 2017 No.9869406 >>9854718 My girlfriend has severe Misophonia It never bothered me until she pointed it out, now it bothers the fuck out of me too >thanks bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 14:31:03 2017 No.9869417 >>9863506 >jew >shrimp what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:16:23 2017 No.9869687 People who enjoy their food too much. >take mom out for dinner >order pizza >takes big bite of big hot slice >she moans loud >her is face flushing, eyes dilating >get boner

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:38:53 2017 No.9869731 >>9863583 describe basic manners

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:44:43 2017 No.9869747 >>9854718 >"MMMMMMMMM THIS FOOD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD OH MY GOD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 16:56:02 2017 No.9869779 >>9863392 >biting forks I've done this by accident a couple times and it makes me cringe just thinking about it. How does someone make it a habit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 20:36:25 2017 No.9870502 People who are rude as fuck to staff for no reason. Never saying please or thank you, being really demanding. Also my dad. Whenever we go to some mexican restaurant or something he acts like they can't speak english. Fucking embarassing

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 20:43:25 2017 No.9870521 >>9854718 Nope. Why would I care about what other people do while eating?

Anonymous Thu Dec 21 23:28:42 2017 No.9871026
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>>9854718
>talking with food in their mouth
>walking around with food eating it and talking at the same time
>chewing with their mouth open
>people that smack their lips because they took too big of a bite
>gulping
>people that go "mmmmm" when they eat
>people that go out of their way to say the food is really good and it sounds like theyre making it up
>wearing a hat at the table
>cutting up an entire piece of meat into pieces before you start eating it instead of cutting off a piece at a time
>using incorrect condiments
>people that insist on sharing their food or buy group appetizers where theres more than like 3-4 people
>people that pick things out of their food

the first is the most infuriating one. literally nothing you have to say is so important it cant wait until youre done chewing. the first 6 things i was conditioned into by my dad who would flip the fuck out and slam his fist on the table and yell if you did any of it.

doing any of that is really uncouth and disgusting and is typically done by minorities and/or jews that have no manners and dont know how to be civilized

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 21 23:47:26 2017 No.9871094 >>9860157 >noms that word is so ragetastic. theres another word but i cant think of it right now thats super annoying that people use now. or when something is described as rustic or a medley

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 00:02:27 2017 No.9871161 >>9869406 she hates the sound of tofu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 01:34:59 2017 No.9871455 >>9863392 I understand slurping noodles, it's hard to eat those without making noise, but I've seen chinese people slurping fuckin rice (how)

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 01:37:54 2017 No.9871464

Going out with cunts and getting share meals. My problem with that is they always want the say in how spicy it should be.

So usually... They try to order off the menu spicy, where even the chef is questioning the decision. Then I have to sit there with them and suffer through their stupid choice. Everyone in the restaurant looks at us and makes comments on it. It's embarrassing and childish. Fuck I hate eating out with people like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:12:29 2017 No.9871538 >>9867485 beware the long cons anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:13:50 2017 No.9871545 >>9869687 She only wants the P, buddy

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:15:40 2017 No.9871552

Hearing people eat is enough to annoy me. Also even seeing a woman eat as if she was a starving nigger grosses me out. And I'm a nasty, dirty fuck who barely chews his food, much less has any manners (when alone and not seen, aka 90% of the time). But other people with food in general does not sit well with me if they aren't eating like fancy aristocrats with salads forks and only eating a quarter of the meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:46:43 2017 No.9871615 >>9863227 why tho?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 02:51:11 2017 No.9871626 >>9864643 so what do you even do if you have a running nose?

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:37:45 2017 No.9871688

>>9855158
I found a really good way to avoid this. Throw ~2/3 of the total bill down on the table in cash and say they can figure it out and you don't care then go outside and smoke. By the time I get back people have figured out how to pay for it and I either get change or not. Either way I don't feel ripped off because I paid for everything, and I can feel generous that I paid for others, and I don't have to sit around a table for 10 fucking minutes and quibble about a check and who got all those extra appetizers. Appetizers are for everybody man.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:40:32 2017 No.9871690 >>9863415 You sound like the kind of person who won't fart in front of their wife and spent half the day clenching.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:42:43 2017 No.9871694 My lower jaw is fucked up on my left side and make a very loud clicking noise when I chew. I haven't gone on a date in years due to being too poor to get it looked at and being subconscious of it

Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:42:53 2017 No.9871695

The only thing that bothers me at restaurants is people making a big deal out of feet touching under the table. Who cares? If I wanted to fuck you and play homoerotic footsie under the table you'd know. If I hated you enough to kick you in the shin you would know.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 03:54:32 2017 No.9871705 >be eating >people talking

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 04:22:28 2017 No.9871738 >>9871694 Mine is a loud pop on the right side if I move my jaw left. There's a smaller pop if I open my mouth wide enough so I can usually conceal it by not chewing too 'liberally'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 04:38:58 2017 No.9871752 >>9857322 YES. I fucking hate being watched while I'm eating. It's so infuriating and I'm always a second away from confronting them

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 12:14:27 2017 No.9872719 >people who use utensils to eat burgers >people who get mad when you don't Goddamned barbarians

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:35:40 2017 No.9873410 >noms >any lip smacking noises >people who order something different but end up stealing your food anyway

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:35:42 2017 No.9873411 >>9860157 >when someone goes MMMMM MMMM MMMM while eating AAAAAAAHHHHH FUCK THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:45:03 2017 No.9873440 >>9871626 >running nose

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:46:11 2017 No.9873443 >>9871626 I keep mine on a leash, just in case.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:49:52 2017 No.9873459 >>9860157 >That obnoxious lip-smacking sound between chewing motions KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CLOSED YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 15:53:45 2017 No.9873479 >>9873443 Rimshot

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 16:22:41 2017 No.9873590 Dining posture-wise I eat like a crab, does that annoy anybody?

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 21:17:39 2017 No.9874682 >>9863519 >glyph Oh magus of 4chan teach me your ways

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 21:32:59 2017 No.9874739 >>9873590 crab legs are to only be eaten in the movie theatre, anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 21:58:03 2017 No.9874816 File: 38 KB, 345x343, 1510667260719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9860157 Holy shit are you literally me

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 22:00:47 2017 No.9874821 >>9856557 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 22:10:53 2017 No.9874867 >>9863506 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 22 23:13:12 2017 No.9875092 People who are always on their phones. I avoid eating with coworkers etc. as much as possible because I don't want to sit there awkwardly while they're playing some shitty game or reading Facebook 75% of the time.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 00:04:46 2017 No.9875238

>>9860157
>when someone goes MMMMM MMMM MMMM while eating
>When someone takes a deep drink then goes AAAAH! like they're a god damn coca cola advertisement
This, for fuck's sake. My uncle has a habit of chugging an entire bottle of water like a fucking horse and then loudly exhaling. It drove me nuts, especially when he did it in public.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 00:05:09 2017 No.9875239 File: 59 KB, 640x633, 1458299098276.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My sister farts at the dinner table and pretends that she can't help it. She cocks her ass and everything. She's 26.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 01:38:45 2017 No.9875479 >>9871626 take it outside or go to the fucking restroom

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 03:05:28 2017 No.9875708 >>9875239 That's hot

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 03:28:29 2017 No.9875742 >>9875239 I bet her ass gets cocked a lot, hence the uncontrollable anal leakage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 03:39:22 2017 No.9875763 File: 61 KB, 443x726, really.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >somebody made sauce for spaghetti >put scoop of sauce onto pasta >red water forms underneath pasta on the plate

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:04:02 2017 No.9875819 >>9875742 Solid zing, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:06:56 2017 No.9875829 >>9875763 These people need to toss the sauce with the pasta in a saute pan (or whatever you cooked the sauce in). Olive oil and pasta water also.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:12:31 2017 No.9875847 I hate when people say something is a "secret family recipe" the dish is always mediocre at best and usually just an underseasoned mess.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 04:27:32 2017 No.9875891 People who ask you a question right as you take a big bite of food, then just look at you until you answer. You either just keep chewing and leave them waiting, or answer with half a mouthful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 05:25:23 2017 No.9875985 >>9854821 Autism is generational?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 05:27:26 2017 No.9875990 >>9854953 >finish meal at normal pace >slow eater still eating >get up and leave

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 06:17:00 2017 No.9876043
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>order takes 30 minutes
>it arrives ice cold
>everyone pretends it tastes amazing because it was expensive

>somebody orders extremely expensive meal
>doesn't even eat half of it
>doesn't take it home

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 10:03:33 2017 No.9876483 >know a guy who holds his cutlery in his fist >also lifts his plate over his head towards the end of a meal to shovel the rest of the food in his mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 10:57:55 2017 No.9876597 >>9857522 >>9857548 >>9863519 >>9874682 I laughed way too hard at this

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 10:59:57 2017 No.9876600 >>9854718 Hearing people eat makes me rage.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:08:44 2017 No.9876623

>having a nice dinner with my family
>suddenly basement door opens
>breathe a deeply exasperated sigh
>fuck it's the basement goblin again
>come up in its slovenly dress, smelling as though it has never showered or shot its load anywhere other than its own clothes and body
>begins demanding food that it in no way deserves
>point it to the kitchen
>it gets red with anger
>gets directly in my face screaming, with breath that smells of old rotting animal carcasses
>demands I make it a plate
>sigh again, apologize to my family, and go to the kitchen
>begin to put things on the plate
>NO, ME NO WANT THAT, ME WANT NUGGIES
>without saying a word I go to the freezer and pull out dinosaur shaped nuggets the goblin loves so much
>put them on a plate and microwave them
>the goblin sits in front of the microwave, eyes glued on the plate
>I grab ketchup and begin putting into a small dish for the goblin
>when the microwave beeps the goblin grabs the plate and dish of ketchup and retreats into the basement
Every fucking time.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:08:53 2017 No.9876624

>>9863214
My mom's started doing this. I helped her get Christmas bullshit and as we walked through the crowded and loud store she would talk as though we were in a church and do it facing away from me so i kept having to repeat "MA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SPEAK UP!"

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:16:23 2017 No.9876645

>>9863227
>hey honey, do you want to go out to eat?
>sure, what do you want?
>let's go to a restaurant and just order dessert

No, I want to go out to eat because I'm hungry. Bitches be obsessed with the dessert menu because they all are basically children.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:17:21 2017 No.9876649 >>9854819 >56%

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:17:56 2017 No.9876651 File: 17 KB, 636x430, 730-continental-fork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9854741 >>9863446 >>9863415 >>9863392 >>9861260 >>9861249 >>9857434 >>9857018 >>9856474 t. soyboys I bet you fucking faggots hold forks like this as well

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:19:44 2017 No.9876658 >>9863405 You'll understand when you grow up

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:21:38 2017 No.9876664 >>9854819 >not feeding your dog, a loving family member, the same food you yourself eat I bet you use dry kibble.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 11:41:07 2017 No.9876714 >>9863405 the absolute state of midwest americans some people just don't drink who gives a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 12:41:02 2017 No.9876868 >>9875847 That's because it was probably a recipe made by their great grandma during the great depression.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:10:06 2017 No.9876970 >>9876651 The autism has arrived

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:15:26 2017 No.9876980 >teeth grating against metal cutlery

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:16:25 2017 No.9876984 >>9876714 >some people just don't drink Those people are not human and should never be trusted

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:32:13 2017 No.9877056 >>9863583 >>people who hold their knife like a pen how

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:35:14 2017 No.9877065 >>9875239 nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:37:16 2017 No.9877075 >>9876984 oh, ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:38:30 2017 No.9877077 >>9863583 >people who hold their fork tines up like a scoop what does that even mean

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:43:33 2017 No.9877090

>out for birthday dinner at steakhouse
>Gf comes along, I told my mom she probably wouldn't be eating anything because shes an incredibly picky eater.
>Dinner comes
>Mom puts piece of filet near gfs plate (gf just eating bread)
>"I used to be picky like you too, and then I tried this and loved it. Come on try it, just for me."
>Proceeds to do this everytime now whenever gf is over for dinner.
>Gf hates this but won't speak up

I fucking hate that. My gf is really self conscious about her picky eating and it was something her and I were going to slowly work on. Now it's going to be harder because of my mom keeps interfering.

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 13:56:44 2017 No.9877127 [DELETED]

I don't like when people don't finish their plate. I'll finish all their shit if it's offered. If they won't judge I'll lick the plate too. I don't think it's a poorfag thing though I have lived poor as fuck I'm set to inherit a farm worth tens of millions.

Goes along with not liking picky eaters as well. Usually I end up finishing peoples meals and someone will say "wow anon how do you eat so much and not gain any weight". Because run a marathon with like 60lb on my back and don't consider it a big deal for fucks sake. Because I piggy back you through the jungle for a month eating as much shitty cold rations as I can in 2 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:22:49 2017 No.9877216 >going to spend the next week at my parents’ place >every single thing my dad does involving eating repulses me and makes me want to scream On the positive side, my disgust at my dad’s habits has made me an extremely proper and polite eater

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:24:15 2017 No.9877222 >>9875239 Any pics of your sister? Do they smell good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:25:39 2017 No.9877229 File: 93 KB, 645x729, magagg22.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9876651 >t. soiboi maga shadeley prays keck 1566

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:42:47 2017 No.9877292 >>9854953 My last girlfriend was TERRIBLE about this. It would take her at least 45 minutes to get halfway through a meal. Got to the point where I would just finish at my own pace then fuck off until she was done.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:44:16 2017 No.9877295 >>9877090 Tell your mom to stop you cuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:46:47 2017 No.9877298 >visiting parents for Christmas >their cooking is far worse than I remember They refuse to salt anything, and most meals are just one-pot depression dishes

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:52:18 2017 No.9877313

>>9877298
It’s driving me crazy. My mom overcomplicates everything and every meal needs one or two things in the oven plus at least three different things on the stove.
All of it pointless mediocrity, bland or overly salted. Cheap, shitty cuts of meat and everything as cheap as possible, no real butter, 7% cream etc.
i could make something a million times better with a single pan.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 14:57:20 2017 No.9877332 File: 97 KB, 800x800, corgihipster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I really hate it when ppl I am eating with or around fart at the table during the meal.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:04:23 2017 No.9877364 >>9875763 this god damn

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:07:20 2017 No.9877374

>>9877295
That one time wasnt a good time cuz she was taking me out to dinner for my birthday at some expensive place and she would have turned it around like I was being unappreciative. The second time it happened I did say something after my girlfriend left. My mom doesn't listen though. It goes in one ear and out the other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:07:20 2017 No.9877375 >>9877332 My girlfriend does this all the time when we're eating

Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:07:49 2017 No.9877377
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>>9876970
>>9877229
>h-heh.... I'll call him autistic and post brainlet pics with non-arguments.... surly that'll hide my inferiority complex...... that'll show those f-f-fucking problematic bigots......

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:09:18 2017 No.9877385 >>9877375 >>9877065 >>9875708 >>9875239 >>9877222 don't even fucking start

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 15:11:00 2017 No.9877397 File: 8 KB, 235x214, 2385286s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9877377 fucking rekt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:03:04 2017 No.9877587 >>9877090 >dating a retarded child in a woman's body Get out while you can, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 23 16:16:40 2017 No.9877634 >>9877587 this, your girlfriend sounds like an asshole

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