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9838888 No.9838888 [Reply] [Original]

>eating gelato with a fucking spoon
It's a solid you dolts

>> No.9838897

>not letting your gelato soften slightly before eating

waste of quads you motherfucker

>> No.9838898

>solids can't be eaten with a spoon
>quads died for this

>> No.9838908
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>>9838888
>nice flavor
That's amaretto chocolate. It's a delightful little scoop with hints of coffe bean, caramel, and rum. You'll love it.

>> No.9838920

>>9838897
>implying it's not softer than you're mothers cunny

>>9838898
>licking the spoon
>fitting the whole thing in your mouth
>adulterating the gelato with the taste of metal
Spotted the faggot

Best thing about gelato? It's healthier than ice cream, so mommy lets me have two bowls before bedtime!

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>>9838888
Mmm that was tasty, but I'm not quite satisfied. Time for a little

>S O R B E T


I hope you peasants enjoy your Ben and Jerrys tonight! Heheheheh

>> No.9838954
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>>9838888
Fuck I love it when the mixed berries mixes with the wedding cake to create a completely new and exciting flavor

>> No.9838962

why is a fork better?

>> No.9838975

>>9838962
When you eat with a spoon the greater amount of metal that rubs against your tongue fucks with the experience. It's also easier to take more frequent smaller bites.

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>>9838888
I think spoons are pretty good.

>> No.9838982

>>9838888
>>9838939
>>9838954
nigga why the fuck are you eating out of the top of a styrofoam cooler

>> No.9838989

>>9838975
i guess this is a good reason
i could argue that flipping the spoon upside down would assist in prevent the problematic situation for you but you would likely say that doing the same with a fork would still be superior
i guess the best way to eat it to avoid this would be with your hands
or if the metal is the problem alone, plastic spoon perhaps

>> No.9838994

>>9838980
eh scoops liquids and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.9838997

>>9838989
>lick the bowl
>come on sonny be good and I'll let you lick the bowl
>lick the bowl
>lick a mans hairy balls
Stuff like that will queer up a kid!

>> No.9839003

>>9838997
'm sorry, was that homophobic? No--I think it was, 'cause I hear that a lot. Anon, What?, You're talking about being gay. You probably secretly are gay. And I'm like listen voice in my head, I'm not! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT? HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT? I know I wouldn't like it, other scarier voice in my head! Cause one time while making a sandwich, a cucumber went up my ass. Three times. If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick: a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret.

>> No.9839006

>>9838888
You're STILL spamming your idea of le epic meme? It's not funny. It never was and you're not interesting nor 'le so wacky man'. Just die.

>> No.9839013

>>9839006
Don't hate, potato bake.

>> No.9839016

>>9838989
>rotating it upside down
This will bang against your front teeth and ruin the enjoyment of the tasty treat

>>9838982
Why get a bowl dirty?

>> No.9839024

>>9839016
it wont bang against your teeth if you are skillful, you clumsy boy
also cleaning a bowl takes about 20 seconds

>> No.9839027

>>9839006
What meme would this be? Not sure I follow

>> No.9839034

Gelato wishes it were hard ice cream, fucking high sugar low fat bullshit just like everything now adays that's led to people getting obese

>> No.9839056

>>9839034
Or maybe people prefer the lightnes and consistency of gelato.

>> No.9839076

>>9839056
Gelato a shit and is made with inferior equipment and powdered mixes. Fucking Italians ruin everything.

>> No.9839099

why consume any frozen desert besides frozen custard?

>> No.9839112

Wow, OP. So jealous that I'll never be by myself in a dark room eating several servings of niche ice cream out of styrofoam container.

>> No.9840645

>>9838954
>>9838939
>>9838888
I literally cannot fucking understand whats going on here
Is this a flat surface or a fucking box
Why is there a faint shadow
Why does it look like its inside the counter
The fucking perspective is all wrong

>> No.9840831
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9840831

>mfw amerigoblins call real ice cream "JUH-LAH-TOE", to differentiate it from the watery mess they call """"ice cream""""

>> No.9840835

>>9838920
>ur mum

hilarious and original

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>>9840645
Does this make it clearer, brainlet?

>>9839076
You are a faggot cunt and should kys yourself immediately.

>> No.9840865

>>9840847
You're just mad at hard pack ice cream master race right here. Enjoy your ice milk soft serve slop made with powdered milk, water, sugar and stabilizers faggot

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>>9840865

>> No.9840957

>>9840889
you're meme has been stolen be me (nothin personnel kid)

>> No.9840981

>>9840889
LOOK AT YOUR SO CALLED GELATO
http://www.fabbriusa.com/professionals/gelato-makers/product-categories/powdered-bases.kl
IT'S ALL POWDERED MILK BASES IN BAGS