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9808852 No.9808852 [Reply] [Original]

>have the perfect cup of joe at my local train station
>have the shits for the rest of the day

>> No.9808856

Just do what I did
Develop a chronic disease and get your guts cut open and pulled out so you shit into a bag attached to your belly
Small price to pay for that morning cup with no inconvenient consequences

>> No.9808867

>>9808856
Do the ladies think a colostomy bag is sexy? If so, I might consider it.

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>>9808852
>Not making a perfect cup at home and then purging your bowels while shitposting on 4chan
It's my daily routine. Feels good man.