/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9802773]

>hungry
>pour 1 tbsp of oil into hot pan
>slice a whole onion directly into pan
>fry until translucent
>slice whole tomato directly into pan
>add tbsp of butter
>add three farm fresh eggs
>scramble until well-done
>eat with hot sauce, three tortillas, and slice of bread (the third tortilla tasted funny, left them sitting under a bunch of over ripe bananas)
>almost pass out
>mouth tastes like shit
>puke a little two hours later, just a little bit that shot up my throat
>burns like hell
>tastes like shit
>induce vomiting to rid myself of this demon
Happens every time I cook. I don't know why I try anymore. Would have been more fruitful and cheaper to go to mcdonals.