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what would your last meal be

>> No.9797197

Tendies

>> No.9797209

cunny

>> No.9797211

OP's dick because you gay nerd

>> No.9797212

>>9797185
pussy

>> No.9797217

>>9797209
noice you beat me>>9797212

>> No.9797218

>>9797185
What's my budget?

>> No.9797224

Tofu, a handful of raw soy beans and a bottle of magic tranny pills

>> No.9797231

WWWEeD LAMO

>> No.9797247

Ketchup packets

>> No.9797259

a handle of hard alcohol

>> No.9797261

Taylor ham and cheese on an everything bagel

>> No.9797272

>>9797218
no budget its your last meal

>> No.9797293

>>9797185
Avocado toast on pumpernickel topped with raw shallots, fresh sardines, olive oil, paprika, a little cayenne black pepper, some lemon juice.

>> No.9797315

100 sushi rolls with a pound of wasabi

>> No.9797325

For me.

>> No.9797353

>>9797325
mc chicken

>> No.9797362

>>9797325
For you.

>> No.9797375

>>9797272
A single tiny ant with mayo.

>> No.9797400

>>9797293
>shall ots
>shall uts
>shuh lots
>shawl uts

>> No.9797416

>>9797185
A dirty old indian street curry, so after I fry I shit myself real bad and everybody in the room gags

>> No.9797437

a bahn mi with grilled pork belly, a bowl of bun thit nuong cha gio, and some fried pork spring rolls from a place near me.

>> No.9797451

>>9797185
Olive garden unlimited breadsticks. That way I'll never die

>> No.9797481

>>9797185
cant i just die faster? a bullet? bleach? why do i have to est again?

>> No.9797531

Prime teen pussy

>> No.9797563

>>9797481
Get something good and just tell the chef to put some cyanide on a random bite

>> No.9797570

Lobster and fresh oysters

>> No.9797573

Me, I'd eat crab legs.

>> No.9797597

Oysters, capon, foie gras, and ortolan.

>> No.9797598

>>9797325
cancer

>> No.9797606
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9797606

Good bread, good cheese, and some good wine.
I doubt I'd have much of an appetite, though.

>> No.9797607

>>9797272
Okay then.

Rib eye steak, roast lamb and roast potatoes, peppercorn gravy, fried chicken, lamb Vindaloo with garlic naan and horse mackerel sushi.

For dessert: Choc Chip cookies, choc fudge brownies, a pint of salted caramel ice cream and a sticky date pudding.

>> No.9797625

The heart of the appointed executioner.

>> No.9797639

>>9797606
>Pic
some cheese has edible rind though, fucking 50's fags

>> No.9797690

a dozen fried shrimp, a bucket of KFC original recipe fried chicken, French fries, and a pound of strawberries

>> No.9797704

>>9797690
Hey John.

>> No.9798448

>>9797185
Potato-cheese pierogi with carmelized onion and a litte of butter.

>> No.9798768

>>9797185
Biggest Entrecote they can find
6 pack of Kölsch beer
Shrimp cocktail
Sweet potatoe fries
giant plate of mixed salad and veggies

>> No.9798988

>>9797416
they stuff your asshole with rags though so jokes on you

>> No.9798993

For me, it's the McChicken

>> No.9799001

I'll tell them to go to the nearest Chinese restaurant and get me one of everything on the menu. If they say no I'll ask for a ribeye rare with mashed potatoes and mushroom gravy.

>> No.9799005

>>9797639
sometimes the rind is the best part aswell

>> No.9799112

>>9797185
Dried prunes , sour cream and baked beans. Then I would get electrocuted and make a fucking mess so big they would seal the room forever

>> No.9799210

>>9797639
>>9799005
Sound like a pair of thoughtless, greedy girls.

>> No.9799409

>>9799210
This is /ck/, over 60% of the board is thoughtless greedy girls

>> No.9799560

Fresh Wahoo caught that day, fried in peanut oil with Louisiana brand fish fry with old bay seasoning and salt and pepper added to it with only the natural juices making it stick rather than using egg like a retard. Mashed potatoes with KFC gravy, a half pound of sweet white shrimp, a half pound of rock shrimp, and a lobster tail, with the possibility of some soft shell crabs if I'm still hungry afterwards.

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>>9799409
>/ck/ is female meme

>> No.9799596
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>> No.9799653

>>9797185
Whatever I ate before I died. What a stupid question.

>> No.9799709

>>9797185
A big ass gyro and a bucket of pickled herring

>> No.9799788

>>9797185
All the shawarma I can eat.

>> No.9799799

>>9799788
are u from jordan ?

>> No.9799804

>>9799799
No.

>> No.9799824

>>9799804
where u from

>> No.9799831

>>9799824
Switzerland. You ?

>> No.9799836

>>9797224
Magic tranny pills sound nice

>> No.9799860

>>9799831
jordan, im wondering how u know about shwarmas

>> No.9799876

>>9799860
Big Lebanese diaspora since the civil war, especially in Geneva. And people seem to vastly prefer them to döner kebabs.

>> No.9799885

>>9799876
Here in jordan we have this legendary shawarma restaurant called reem, they only sell meat shawarmas, they taste so fantastic.

>> No.9799906

>>9799885
I'll be sure to try it if I'm around. Always wanted to see more of Jordania, including Petra. But it becomes again harder to travel past the Bosphorus as a practising christian.

>> No.9799914

>>9797563
Do you know poisoning with cyanide can take hours if your stomach is full? Will be painfull af

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>>9799914
Now he tells me!

>> No.9800063

Lobster jerky

>> No.9800140

>>9799860
im from Ontario Canada and shawarma is pretty popular here because of arabs

>> No.9800258

More shrooms than enough

>> No.9800271

>>9800258
This. About a pound of mushrooms with a cup of liquid LSD to wash it down. Fuck it, I'm about to die, why should I give a fuck about frying my brain?

>> No.9800334

>>9800271
That would be a fucking nightmare. Especially coupled with the knowledge of your coming death

>> No.9800343

>>9800334
That's how Aldous Huxley chose to go out. When he knew it was his time, he had his wife dose him up but good and sit with him.

>> No.9800465

>>9800343
Aldous Huxley was a fag

>> No.9800474

>>9797400
Shall-uh-t

>> No.9800478

>>9797451
Eventually you will die from diabetes.

>> No.9800485

>>9797607
I wonder how long you get to eat all that?

>> No.9800489

>>9798988
Are you a cop or prison guard or something to know this? Obviously it couldn’t be from experience.

>> No.9800493

>>9799409
How do you know when everyone is anonymous?

>> No.9800499

>>9799596
Well that’s creepy.

>> No.9800512

>>9799653
If you’re in the US, and you are on death row, you get offered a “last meal”. Whatever you why to eat before they execute you. That’s why OP posed the question.

>> No.9800517

>>9800343
I never thought about that but... I wonder what it would be like on E - especially depending on what method they were using. Would the leather straps feel nice against your skin or something?

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>>9800485
300 seconds on the clock. Like the saw movies.

>> No.9801121

>>9797185
i want beans, greens, potatoes, tomatoes, lams rams, hogs, dogs, chicken, turkey, rabbit

>> No.9801127

>>9797185
Oh the classics, steak, mushrooms, quality chocolates, some good alchohol and dates.

Laced with various poisons however, I'm going to die so why not cut out the middle man and have me die there. Most death sentences are carried out with poison nowdays.

>> No.9801174

>>9797325
Xd

>> No.9801180

>>9797185
my boyfriend's hairy butt. I love it so much.

>> No.9801213

Opiates.

>> No.9802698

>>9797597
Too obscure for /ck/?

>> No.9803054

>>9797185
Same as I always post:

>One fried chicken thigh
>two or three lamb shanks
>Freshly made whole wheat rolls with raw honey
>Roasted brussel sprouts with bacon and pepper
>Wild rice cooked with chicken stock and herbs
>Strawberry ice cream (made with actual strawberries and not just flavoring)
>Some dill pickles
>Baked Mac and Cheese with lots of black pepper
>A small amount of ice cold coke
>A beer
>A big glass of ice cold water

>> No.9803098

>>9797185
I want to die hungry.

>> No.9803182

>>9800334
I say shrooms because I've never had a bad trip on shrooms, each time I do them it's like I turn into a stereotype of a Native American Shaman or a Buddhist monk, they make me so peaceful and "real" that I'd probably be more comfortable with dying than almost anyone else ever has been. Because of the time dilation and what's mentioned above, I'd most likely come to peace with every conflict and dilemma I've ever had and recognize things like even if there isn't an afterlife, even if the universe eventually ends and then becomes nothing forever, the absence of a point is just as valuable and comfortable as if there were one because there is no such thing as value, everyone and everything everywhere ever was equally valuable, it's all as much as it isn't.
Furthermore feeling good and feeling bad is an illusion created via evolution to persuade us into perpetuating ourselves, attempting to feel and even just the act of feeling is just as childish, basic, and unaware as breaking something because you're frustrated.
Of course, it truly is impossible to seperate your perception from yourself, it's impossible to prove anything because it's impossible to recognize reality without your misperceptions you aren't aware of. Something as essential as logic may not be what we think it is, maybe the human brain cannot conceptualize logic properly, maybe because we believe logic is the way it is we're tricking ourselves into misperceiving it, maybe it's none of that and logic is what we think it is, no one ever can really prove anything about reality, not even the concept that asserts this statement, so there isn't really much of a reason to feel any kind of bad about my imminent death.


It's weird that I can see the truth but I can't actually really accept it and live by it unless I'm not myself.

>> No.9803203

>>9803182
nice blog post

>> No.9803206

>>9797185
as much vodka as they'd give me

>> No.9803211

>>9799409
/ck/ may be 60% female. But 4Chan is 100% male

>> No.9803262

>>9803203
>I can't believe this guy made a post explaining himself in a thread where people answer a personal question about themselves

Good point fella, my face sure is red


What counter argument can you even possibly make?
You were fully aware of that and were criticizing my post for being long? Are you seriously policing posts on 4chan for length?
You're just criticizing the little bit at the end that was intended as a discussion starter for the person I was responding to or anyone who has had a similar experience?
That you were just pretending to be retarded?
That this thread is stupid?
You literally don't have any way out of this one

>> No.9803329

stuffed crust vege lovers with chicken, serving of lasagna, cheesey garlic bread, chianti and plenty of ice cold water

>> No.9803902

>>9797437
my nigga

>> No.9803955

I would like a Japanese school girl, roasted in an underground oven the way Hawaiians cook pork, with plenty of lemons and herbs. I think, the citrus of the lemon and the savory, complex flavours of a good set of herbs and spices would balance out the tender sweetness of the meat. This in my opinion would be the best way to cook human. The smaller bits would be fried in butter and served with a cool cucumber yoghurt sauce. Beverage would be mango juice and coconut water- no alcohol because I find it to ruin my taste perception, and I want to fully enjoy my last meal.
For dessert I'd like key lime, pecan pie, strawberry rhubarb crumble and some French macarons.