You suddenly lose the ability too taste anything.

[Anonymous No.9786768]

All you feel is a physical mass whenever you consume.

How long before you kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.9786777]

>>9786768
Whatever, food is just fuel.

[Anonymous No.9786780]

>>9786768
I had pine mouth once and it was pretty shit.

That could simplify things in a way. Put everything in a blender with no concern about taste, so a bundle of raw mustard greens wouldn't be too harsh.

[Anonymous No.9786805]

>>9786768
Well, considering that's basically been my experience with food on and off for at least the past year, I'd say maybe a year and a half.

I don't think I can take much more.

Depression isn't kind.

[Anonymous No.9786807]

>>9786768
>implying this wouldnt be the best thing ever

You could eat the grossest, healthiest shit every day

[Anonymous No.9786817]

>>9786780
Instead of blending everything i'd probably go for the texture on food if i couldn't taste anything.

Like crunchy stuff, no flavor from anything so carrots will do just fine for food instead of bacon or meat so more healthier diet to get the most out of the feeling of food.

[Anonymous No.9786854]

Kinda of a blessing. Finally I could eat healthy stuff and drop fatty shit. I should start smoking. That sounds very counter-intuitive.

[Anonymous No.9786862]

>>9786854
Healthy stuff tastes better though.

[Anonymous No.9786987]

>>9786862

[Anonymous No.9787002]

Start consuming 4-5 onions a day and become the ubermensch

[chop No.9787004]

That did happen once following a work accident with some chems.
I was unironically pretty close to doing myself in by day ten, but then it started coming back.
I could still feel temp. and texture but all taste and smell was gone. Sure made me appreciate good food more after I got it back.

[Anonymous No.9787010]

This applies to drinks roo right? So I can get hammered faster?

[Anonymous No.9787021]

>>9787002
Tastebuds or no tastebuds, your insides would be on fire.

[Anonymous No.9787025]

>>9786768
Finally I can stop eating and no longer be fat! I'm free! Free from this addiction to food that has plagued me all my life! Thank you god!

[Anonymous No.9787045]

>>9786768
3 days 4 at the most.

[Anonymous No.9787087]

>>9786768
Accelerate my alcohol consumption, and die earlier.

[Anonymous No.9787144]

>>9786768
I would probably become healthier I've ever been and actually attain the figure I want.

so it would probably actually end up delaying my suicide if anything

[Anonymous No.9787158]

>>9786768
I've spent weeks living on toast, protein shakes and multivitamins, you get used to it real fast.

[Anonymous No.9787167]

>>9786768
i wouldn't, i could enjoy the texture and effects of the food's nourishment.

[Anonymous No.9787234]

>>9786768
You might actually be on to something. Instead of a gastric bypass you can just snip a nerve that deactivates taste.

[Anonymous No.9787238]

>>9786768
Time to go to the doctor. I knew someone that happened to because of mini-strokes. He didn't eat much after that and became super skinny. Everything was about texture, temperature, and burn for him.

>>9786780
>mustard

It'd still burn.

[Anonymous No.9787263]

>>9786768
TRUE STORY INCOMING

(i don't think i've ever had the chance to tell anyone this before)

>get a massive URI caused by mold in the ductwork and a mix of cold/flu whatever...i was sick all winter. after i finally recovered i had no sense of smell or taste. doctor said wait a month and see - nothing. i was suicidal completely. every morning i ran into the kitchen and opened the coffee to take a whiff, nada. same thing after work. . i was utterly defeated after weeks had went past. then one day totally out of the blue i got up and sniffed the coffee and it was back, i had full sense of smell and taste

[Anonymous No.9787271]

If I had to sacrifice a sense, taste would be it. Honestly, I doubt I'd care after a short while.

I already don't like sweet stuff, so I doubt I'd lose much wight.

[Anonymous No.9787346]

Once I used mouthwash and it rendered me unable to taste anything for a few days.
Made eating healthier a lot easier because there was no flavor incentive to distract me from a proper diet.

[Anonymous No.9787443]

actually happened to me when I ate a whole box of these shits right here, couldnt taste anything for a few days. I was nervous it might never come back but luckily it did

[Anonymous No.9787786]

>>9786768
While losing out on eating good tasting shit, youd be the healthiest, shredded motherfucker around so long as you eat a perfect diet. Hungry? Already ate too much calories? Just drink a kale and spinach shake!

[Anonymous No.9787789]

>>9787271
Maybe. I would probably say smell before taste.

[Anonymous No.9787799]

>>9787789
If you want to consider them separately, smell is a much richer sense. You can only taste like 5 or whatever different things, but your sense of smell is hugely varried. When people say their sense of taste is gone, I think they usually technically mean their sense of smell.

[Anonymous No.9787806]

Part of the pleasure of food is the texture, so I'm still not missing out on everything.

[Anonymous No.9787813]

>>9787799
Yeah, I see what you mean. My nose is stuffy a lot and I might be a mouthbreather so it wouldnt matter much to me.

[Anonymous No.9787828]

>>9786768
There are other pleasant sensory experiences to make up for food. It would suck, but wouldn't merit committing santoku

[Anonymous No.9787909]

>>9786768
I will live longer. No more overeating because something is tasty, no more eating fat because it is just as crap as carrots, no more drinking, because i drink beer for its taste.

So less calories, no alcochol, drinking just pure water. Mucho healthy.

[Anonymous No.9788756]

Not being able to taste would be dogshit for other reasons but I can't really think of any. You'd have to still cook and shit but it'd become a literal chore without taste. You'd never know if something was too salty or if it was "off" and about to give you the shits. I imagine capsaicin would be the way to go.

[Anonymous No.9788765]

>>9787909
Sure you would live longer, but would that life be worth living?

[Anonymous No.9788774]

>>9786768
i'd rather kill myself if i lost my penis

[Anonymous No.9788795]

>>9786768
Many times I eat just to get rid of the nagging stomach, so I probably wouldn't even mind. I could eat a lot more healthy without all the hassle to make it tasty too.

[Anonymous No.9789070]

>>9788774
So what? just transition, you're already a fag.

[Anonymous No.9789113]

>>9786768
I would still crave carbs and sugar because my body is used to getting energy that way
So I would still be fat, I would probably get fatter since not being able to taste food would send me into a depressive spiral and I would just keep eating more and more even when I can't taste it and I would feel worse and worse about it

[Anonymous No.9789260]

Would be pretty depressing but at least its gonna be super easy to eat healthy. Just eat grilled chicken and asorted greens every day. No need to bother with variety or seasoning since u cant taste it anyway. Would be cheap too.

[Anonymous No.9789307]

>>9787004
>a work accident with some chems
aww, that's a lame superpower

[Anonymous No.9789398]

>>9787002
the /fit/ crossboarder of the hour ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.9789974]

I would heavily spice all of my foods and use hot sauce. You wouldn't be able to taste it but you would still feel the spice.

[Anonymous No.9790011]

>>9786768
I can now try things out without being disgusted by the taste, the texture might get to me still though.

[Anonymous No.9790111]

>>9786768
i could spend my time eating disgusting shit in bars or on yt for money and keks

[Anonymous No.9791369]

>cant, taste, food
-this sounds like a job for weed.

[Anonymous No.9791538]

>>9786805
The rick and morty writer wrote some tweets about depression. Check em out and take care of yourself anon <3

[Anonymous No.9791546]

I have ibs. I already avoid delicious food. Losing the ability to taste the shit I can actually stand would be a gift.

[Anonymous No.9791818]

>>9786777
this is literally what those soylent nutjobs claim

[Anonymous No.9791833]

>>9787002
if eating raw onions indeed raises testosterone, then Iranians are the manliest men ever. Had an Iranian dormmate, guy chewed raw onions as you would bread.

[Anonymous No.9793802]

One time I went crazy ended up doing drugs and wound up in a mental hospital. Everything tasted like cardboard. They fed three meals a day and it all tasted like cardboard. I got MacDonald's delivered to the hospital and the nuggets tasted like cardboard. It was like this for 2 months.
Worst thing honestly is that I could remember how it should taste, like I knew what a chicken nugget should taste like but when I are it it tasted like cardboard, that was fucked.

[Anonymous No.9794004]

>>9786768
I'd just replace taste with various sources of heat. Chillies, raw garlic, mustard, radish etc.

[Anonymous No.9794016]

Reminds me of that movie where that fat kid fell out of a tree or something and lost sense of taste, then he became addicted to eating apples because of the crunch/texture.

[Anonymous No.9794051]

lost my taste 4 years ago and i'm still alive and still lurking /ck/

[Anonymous No.9794064]

>>9794051
Nigga what? Do you have the big ks (canskers)?

[Anonymous No.9794076]

[Anonymous No.9794115]

>>9794051
your image seems..lacking

[Anonymous No.9794119]

>>9794051
>>9794115
hmmm.......

[Anonymous No.9794514]

>>9791538
The last thing he probably wants to hear right now is that he's some kind of tortured genius.

[Anonymous No.9794534]

Fucking great, I'll never be a weak bitch and have a cheat day again.

Can we cut the amount of necessary sleep to an hour too?

[Anonymous No.9794573]

>>9794119
>>9794051
>>9794115
hmmm.......

[Anonymous No.9796001]

>>9786768
Undefined. I feel like kms everyday, but I wont.

[Anonymous No.9796276]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1439572/reference

You should watch this movie then. They lose sense of taste etc, very food-kino.

[Anonymous No.9796289]

there are people with no sense of smell, which means they can only "taste" five things (sweet/sour/bitter/salty/umami). what a sad way to live

[Anonymous No.9796317]

>>9786768
I knew someone who got a nose cancer, forgot exactly where in the nose. He got it cured but he lost his sense of taste.
It's what this anon >>9786807 said. He was obese and now he's fit as fuck because everything is tasteless.

[Anonymous No.9796324]

>>9786805
You should try doing more MDMA and psychedelics.

[Anonymous No.9796340]

>>9786768
feeling full is still nice.
Also what causes loss of taste?

[Anonymous No.9796343]

>>9796340
posting on /tv/

[Anonymous No.9796360]

>>9786768
I would eat gross things for money

[Anonymous No.9796426]

That is up to the liquor that I'll now be able to throw back at an even heavier rate

[Anonymous No.9796444]

>>9796343
>>>>>>>>>>ttthis

[Anonymous No.9796920]

>>9786768
My father has gone through chemo and radio because of lymph node cancer and he has difficulty eating anything because the cancer is pushing on his throat and he lost taste due to some medication. He used to love eating, now he fucking hates eating. That’s how it’s is for people that can’t taste or eat properly, he finds food abhorrent now

[Anonymous No.9796926]

>>9786768
I haven't heard of anyone killing themselves from drinking nothing but soylent yet.

[Anonymous No.9796991]

>>9786768
Due to nasal polyps, I went 6 months with absoltuely no smell or taste. It sucked

[Anonymous No.9796999]

>>9786768
Wait until my cold is over and move on with my life.

[Anonymous No.9797040]

>>9791833
Can confirm. Went to a few Persian restaurants a while back and they served us raw onions and butter instead of bread. Or maybe they were just having a laugh at us white folk.

[Anonymous No.9797061]

>>9787144
I’ll pray for you anon

[Anonymous No.9797081]

>>9786768
I'd probably just drink more alcohol