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>>9774995
I really can't look at this with any eyes other than wanting to fuck the living daylights out of her.

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>> No.9775086

>>9775071
This guy looks like a fucking retard why the fuck is he allowed to come into people's restaurants and tell them how to do shit? Are Americans really this fucking stupid?

>> No.9775127

>>9775086
Well, if they are, you're the most American to ever America.

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>> No.9775648

>>9775036
That's fucking amazing. I shouldn't be on /ck/ whilst dieting.

>> No.9775663

Anyone have the guy who lets you cook your own egg, but not really?

He also did weird carrots

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>>9775071
>>9775086

>> No.9775699

>>9775040
You disgust me.

>> No.9775704

>>9775036
to all my Swiss niggas.

>> No.9775705

>>9775036
>Americans put cheese on everything
>HAHAHA AMERIFATS FUCKING DISGUSTING
>French cover their entire plate in the shit
>WOW SO REFINED IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOD

>> No.9775711

>>9775678
IS THIS REAL?

>> No.9775712

>>9775049
That was pretty cool actually

>> No.9775715

>>9775711
Yes, it's also a great way to get the shittiest fucking yield in the universe.

>> No.9775731

>>9775705
americans put "cheese product" (now melts!) on everything, there's the distinction

>> No.9775736

>>9775731
99% of all the cheese we use is actual cheese, not American. American is pretty much only put on grilled cheese and smash burgers.

>> No.9775745

>>9774995
>Her fat level is so high she unlocked dual-wield specialization

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>> No.9775757

>>9775731
we have every cheese you do you pretentious faggot.

>> No.9775767

>>9775757
lol no u dont idort

>> No.9775774

post street food being made

>> No.9775776

>>9775755
i want to hate it but I can't

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>>9775040
She actually cleaned up nicely, well as well as you can for someone who was 600+ lbs. I think this is the same person.

>> No.9775816

>>9775801
>under 500 pounds for the first time in her life
>immediately starts whoring on instagram
lmao

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>> No.9775833

>>9775816
>implying you wouldn't want to show off too

>> No.9775842

>>9775801
You are a pathetic worm if you think that is not repulsive

>> No.9775855

>>9775842
I didn't say I found her attractive, I just said she looks as well as someone can after being so fucking obese.

Someone is protesting a little too much. I think you're the chubby chasing worm, anon.

>> No.9775861

>>9775668
people who can't respect food can't respect themselves. That's just embarassing.

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>> No.9775870

>>9775736
my
fucking
sides

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>> No.9775884

>>9775855
Look at that elbow dimple. There is no coming back from superobesity.

>> No.9775886

>>9775755
>reusing the icing
well that was a nice surprise, I hate how so many bakery goods just was like a whole liter of icing for 1 cake and throw the rest away. Especially with chocolate.

>> No.9775889

>>9775731
All cheese melts? So I'm not sure what you're getting at here

>> No.9775923

>>9775705
>French
that would be the Swiss, buddy. but if you want some French cheese slobbery just look up Aligot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUlpuM0ZZRo

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>>9775889
we can infer that there was a time before "now" where it did something other than melt

>> No.9775979

>>9775889
He is trying to appease his hunger by mocking a country that has the best food in the world

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>> No.9775989

>>9775883
One of the funniest shots ever desu

Brolin's sucking technique
Phoenix's stare
That genius PTA framing
It's all perfect

>> No.9775992

>>9775987
jeezus...that's one dull fucken knife

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>>9775948
>removed labels
>constantly saying its coke

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>>9776004
poor Hamada, he does have the face of a chimp

>> No.9776059

>>9776034
wat

>> No.9776084

>>9776029
dumb fucking girl, she could've done way more damage to herself

>> No.9776085

>>9775833
This is accurate, I was super satisfied with myself when I lost a bunch of weight, could actually wear stylish pants and shirts.

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>>9776034
SAUCE. P-PLEASE.

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>> No.9776101

>>9776084
Its fake. Her hair comes out way too easily, theres no blood, and she has basically no having a large junk of hair ripped out from the skin at high speed

>> No.9776107

>>9776101
>she basically has no reaction to...

>> No.9776123

>>9776084
Losing teeth would have been way worser

>> No.9776132

>>9776123
>worser

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>>9774995

Double frappuccino all the way

>> No.9776189

>>9774995
>that bending bench
wew lad

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>> No.9776218

>>9776204
what the fuck

>> No.9776230

>>9775748
is that like a teflon pan that's mostly been scrapped off? That shit is so bad for you once it starts flaking so the edges must be awful.

>> No.9776255

>>9775824
what is this even supposed to be
i am equally disgusted and intrigued

>> No.9776257

>>9776204

2 nukes wasn't enough

>> No.9776262

>>9776204
I'd try this

>> No.9776276

>>9776204

that fuckin drag at the end

>> No.9776311

>>9774995
>I don't know how I got this size.
>It just happened to me one day, and it wasn't my fault.
>I eat healthy

>> No.9776331

>>9776311
>muh genetics

>> No.9776335

>>9775883
Lmao, what's this from?

>> No.9776343

>>9776335
Inherent Vice

>> No.9776370

>>9775731
>(now melts!)
Classic.

>> No.9776383

>>9775883
MOTTO PANEKEKU

>> No.9776387

>>9775989
I think my favourite scene is where he reacts to the photo of the horrendously ugly baby.

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>> No.9776408

>>9776204
That's the most manly thing I have ever fucking seen and it's a fucking Jap doing it

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>>9775767
youre right, we dont eat that illegal shit cheese with the worms that jump out into your eyeballs.

>> No.9776412

>>9775824
Can someone give me the full video?

>> No.9776418

>>9775987
There's so much off here, not just the meat. Why does the egg look rubbery? Why is the knife so dull? Why is that tomato cut so inconsistently?

>> No.9776425

>>9776399
I love meat but that's fucked

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>>9776412
Look up garbage stew on Jack's channel

>> No.9776430

Everyone's favourite Elton song?

Your Song (unironic) or Indian Sun (ironic)

>> No.9776431

>>9776418
Well the egg is rubbery because it's actually cheese, the rest is because Ja/ck/ is incompetent

>> No.9776435

>>9776428
He needs to be banned from YT for crimes against and with food.

>> No.9776458

>>9776399
fucking kill it ffs

>> No.9776459

>>9776399
The Chinese are sub human

>> No.9776468

>>9776458
>>9776459

Doesn't look like it has a head on there, it's just the nervous system kicking in on its own

>> No.9776479

>>9774995
Aren't those things like 500 cals each?

>> No.9776497

>>9776479
Did you not notice her substantial girth anon?

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>>9776204
>mfw all the women in the youtube comments for this vid saying the guy is sexy for doing this

>> No.9776522

>>9775064
This is interesting to see. I haven't read a tutorial where they say to put water in the pan and scrub it when you just finish seasoning it.

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>>9775948
>"haha cooking with coke! Nice joke japs! Good thing no one would actually do this"

>> No.9776529

>>9776149
Happy.

>> No.9776532

>>9775705

OBESE

>> No.9776544

>>9776029
her reaction seems really weird to me. Instead of being in excruciating pain, it seems like she's only in mild pain and she only realized her hair got pulled out by reaching up and feeling her scalp. If you pull out a big chunk of hair at the root, does it not cause immediate severe pain?

>> No.9776559

>>9776204
that can't have been pleasant

>> No.9776567

>>9775889
everything melts if you heat it up enough

>> No.9776575

>>9774995
People get shit Starbucks and bubble tea instead of milkshakes because it's categorization as a coffee drink enables them to rationalize it as "just a coffee"

If you want to have a successful food business in the U.S., what you need to do is sell junk food but obfuscate it.

>> No.9776589

>>9775086
He looks that way from burned nerves and cosmetic surgery.

>> No.9776662

>>9776567
What if I heat up water? Does it melt?

>> No.9776675

>>9776662
It melts into steam

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>>9776544
Female pain sensors are duller than males so they can withstand more pain. Its why they don't mind getting their hair pulled and can take a pounding better than a male.

>> No.9776716

>>9776094
dont get your hopes up. If I remember correctly they end up shitting or vomiting all over the stuff they just made.

>> No.9776743

>>9776458
Its had its head cut off been drained of blood and skinned I'd say it was pretty dead just eels keep moving for hours after death

>> No.9776744

>>9776479
Former starcucks employee here, most of those chemical abominations average 800 calories depending on how much shit you put in it, but I've had the displeasure of making some that easily clock over 1000.

>> No.9776748

>>9776716
You do not remember correctly. They just end up blowing the dude, its super vanilla.

>> No.9776753

>>9776522
I think it's cos it's in a restaurant and he can't risk getting black shit from seasoning it in the customers food

>> No.9776763

>>9776544
Yeah but the shock can override the pain and your just confused when something that excruciatingly painful happens the person will often barely react and seem vacant as we see here

>> No.9776773

>>9775867
wtf that was so cool at the end

>> No.9776776

>>9774995
USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.9776777

>>9776682
Thats bullshit she just went straight into shock
There is no evidence of women or men having a higher pain threshold

>> No.9776786

>>9775801
Wow. Now shes only obese instead of extremely obese

>> No.9776790

>>9776204
what are those eel?

>> No.9776800

>>9776230
yes he's a fucking moron.

>> No.9776822

>>9776800
>>9776230

>Hurr Durr Teflon is bad

Retards like you who parrot nonsense should be gassed

>> No.9776828

>>9776230
>That shit is so bad for you
if you can get your stomach at 450C maybe. Dumbass

>> No.9776844
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>>9776822
THE FUMES ARE DEADLY TO BIRDS

>> No.9776890

>>9776204
Fucking hardcore

>> No.9776916

>>9776399
Asians are savages

>> No.9776931

>>9776479
>500
No, usually closer to a 1000 Cals, in her case 2000 in one sitting

>> No.9776953

>>9776149

Good pig

>> No.9776957

>>9776890
How? He sat down and drank. Have some standards.

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>> No.9776976

>>9776123
way way worser
jeans up

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>>9775607
That's a neat idea. Shame about the shitty camerawork.

>>9776523
Haven't seen that one but I assume he uses a can opener for that colabottle.

>>9776662
Yes, ice melts.

>> No.9776992

>>9776957
people think killing small creatures that can't/don't fight back is manly now for some reason

>> No.9777003

>>9776976
she's retarded

>> No.9777021

>>9776990
what the fuck?

>> No.9777051

>>9776990
>50 year old father gives his 20 year old autistic son $10 for a single nugget dipped in meme sauce
Pathetic to be honest

>> No.9777113

>>9776753
>he can't risk getting black shit from seasoning it in the customers food

Yeah I'll bet that asian man is really concerned with getting a bit of black stuff in someones food

>> No.9777138

>>9777051
At least they aren't horsefuckers?

>> No.9777183

>>9774995
This is just sad.
Why is it that there seems to be such a big problem with obesity in America? I'm not trying to start shit, just curious as other countires don't have such a fatass epidemic. I mean here in Germany pretty much our entire cuisine is heavy, with lots of fat and calories and gravies and meats and an uncountable amount of sausages and beer and whatnot. We do have fat people, but the only time I see real landwhale lardasses like in OP's webm is on the internet.
Is food so cheap in the US that people can simply gluton on it 24/7 without getting broke? What gives?

>> No.9777188

>>9777183
>without getting broke?
The government provides them food stamps when they don't want to spend earned money on killing themselves.

>> No.9777195

>>9777183
Lifestyle and corn subsidies.

>> No.9777202

>>9777183
>Why is it that there seems to be such a big problem with obesity in America?
Cheap soda is probably the biggest reason. Sugar is so cheap that sometimes soda is cheaper than water. Places will sell around a 1/2 gallon of soda for $1. People don't realize they're basically having an extra meal worth of calories from their soda, and a lot of people say once they cut out soda they easily lost weight.

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>> No.9777210

>>9777203
he looks sad about this

>> No.9777212

>>9777183
The US is the birthplace of fast food and over the 20th century they have become immensely good at peddling poison. That, and the US probably has more people below the poverty line than the population of your entire country. For many people living with even some financial precarity, defaulting to unhealthy yet abundant fast food is the most attractive option.

>> No.9777213

>>9776777
>There is no evidence of women or men having a higher pain threshold
educate yourself. that's why it's even possible for women to give birth without losing consciousness.

>> No.9777215

He's just focused because he wants to keep all his fingers

>> No.9777219

>>9777215
lol oops forgot to quote >>9777210

>> No.9777222

>>9777213
Women feel pain more intensely than men, anon.
Maybe you should take your own advice and educate yourself.

>> No.9777233

>>9775748
this is how I imagine you co/ck/s cook

>> No.9777235

>>9777188
>>9777195
>>9777202
>>9777212
Thanks for the answers. I take it that there are just many social and economical factors at play and it's not that easy to put the finger on a single cause and provide a simple solution.

>> No.9777236

>>9776094
KAWD-588
There is no scat.

>> No.9777242

>>9775711
u mean the show? he did a documentary about cocaine

>> No.9777243

>>9776682
What about guys who want to get kicked in the balls? Pain tolerance is subjective, you can't generalize like that, and you can learn to deal with it more by experiencing it more often. I deal with chronic pain every day and never say anything, but a woman I know who experienced something similar for a few days kept complaining. Doesn't necessarily prove anything though.

>> No.9777247

>>9775987
how is he still alive?

>> No.9777251

>>9777235
Yeah for some people it's just not caring about their weight and they're fine with being fat, for some it's how they cope with mental health issues, some have legitimate medical problems that cause their weight gain, some don't know how to balance their diet which leads to them being hungry more often, etc. It's a complex issue, which is why "fat acceptance" is bad but it's also bad when people say "just eat less LOL!"

>> No.9777256

>>9777222
No they don't. That is a misconception because women, like children, tend to be wheepy and break down more easily. Which in return gives men the impression that they are more sensitive and prone to pain and harm. It's an evolutionary instinct of self preservation and defense mechanism.

>> No.9777257

>>9776961
Is that boxxy, or the chick from metal gear?

>> No.9777258

>>9777251
>leads to them being hungry more often
As if being hungry at all ever is the end of the world.

>> No.9777260

>>9776004
>what is coca-cola

>> No.9777271

>>9777257
Ariel Rebel.

>>9777260
That's his point, I think. Why bother removing the label you're still going to refer to it by brand name?

>> No.9777274

>>9777271
Didn't recognize her without her weird vagina hanging out

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>>9776961
>>9777257

>> No.9777286

>>9777275
Ariel Rebel was so hot back in the day. She should have saved more carefully so she wouldn't have to stay in the industry well past her prime thus ruining her legacy with this kind of shit

>> No.9777323

>>9776567
How do I melt wood?

>> No.9777334

>>9777210
Look at the pile of onions.
He has been chopping eye cries all fucking day.
How long must his people suffer?

>> No.9777346

>>9777323
get it hot, and not in the presence of oxygen if you don't want it to burn

>> No.9777375

>>9775801
she lost most of that bulk but the problem is that she has a ton of saggy skin. if you look at her after pictures, you can see she has really chunky legs because of all the excess skin.

>> No.9777433

>>9775678
I thought this was the chick grinder from the webm

>> No.9777435

>>9777433
From the thumbnail* I need sleep

>> No.9777507

>>9777433
If you have coke you can grind all the chicks you want.

>> No.9777514

>>9777286

You don't have a fucking clue what you are talking about.

>> No.9777556

>>9774995
How the FUCK can she afford all that food on top of rent, bills, and other things? Food stamps and welfare can't give that much can it?

>> No.9777574

>>9776029
>hair starts getting caught
> "oh ho ho lets just keep the trigger pressed"
>hair rips out
> "im a nigger lets keep it running"

>> No.9777578

>>9777556
Section 8 housing, living with parents, being a general leach on society.

>> No.9777587

>>9777256
>being this cucked

"Although differences in pain sensitivity between women and men are partly attributable to social conditioning and to psychosocial factors, many laboratory studies of humans have described sex differences in sensitivity to noxious stimuli, suggesting that biological mechanisms underlie such differences. In addition, sex hormones influence pain sensitivity; pain threshold and pain tolerance in women vary with the stage of the menstrual cycle. Imaging studies of the brain have shown differences between men and women in the spatial pattern and intensity of response to acute pain. Among rodents, females are more sensitive than males to noxious stimuli and have lower levels of stress-induced analgesia. Male rodents generally have stronger analgesic response to mu-opioid receptor agonists than females. Research on transgenic mice suggests that normal males have a higher level of activity in the endogenous analgesic system compared with normal females, and a human study has found that mu-receptors in the healthy female brain are activated differently from those in the healthy male brain. The response to kappa-opioids, which is mediated by the melanocortin-1 receptor gene in both mice and humans, is also different for each sex."

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16290886

>> No.9777594

>>9776399
Brushie brushie brushie

>> No.9777595

>>9776425
>>9776458
>>9776459
>>9776916

>Huuurrrr i dont know that muscles contract when heated.

>> No.9777600

>>9776029
That actually happened to me in high school.

I got "best hair" award at graduation.

Now I'm going bald.

>> No.9777603

>>9775036
Reminds me of Alton Brown's grilled cheese that calls for you to grill the cheese too.

>> No.9777615

>>9777595
>he thinks my disgust is because I don't understand that rather than just that I think it's disgusting

>> No.9777637

>>9776408
>Jap
You're racist and don't even know who you're racist against.

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>> No.9777695

>>9777662
I don't know anymore

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>>9777695
I'll make some new ones soon, getting bored with the same 50 old ones

>> No.9777859

>>9775987
better protect the cutting mat with this plate

>> No.9777862

>>9777556
Her husband, I assume.

>> No.9777892

>>9777595
t. asian soiboi

>> No.9777912

>>9775867
nice omelette flip

>> No.9777917

>>9776786
>hey its like a weight loss commercial
>before
>and waaaaaay before

>> No.9777931

>>9776399
thicc

>> No.9777943
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9777943

>>9776961
Lol.

>> No.9777949

>>9776990
Fucker used the same hand for the money with that nugget.

>> No.9777952

>>9776257
its china but ok

>> No.9777956

>>9777235
Wow, an adult conversation on obesity among people of different nationalities. No!

>> No.9777959

>>9775867
How many BTU is that stove?

>> No.9778011

>>9774995
> 15-sec
> This looks bad, I better put one down.

>> No.9778032
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>> No.9778033
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>>9777714
Jack is an excellent cook, remember when he made pickles?

>> No.9778035

>>9778033
Why isn't this webm moving?

>> No.9778039

>>9775948
Stupid japs. leaves studio then buys used panties from a vending machine...

>> No.9778049
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>>9778033
Yeah I remember and I thought I had a webm from it but I guess I don't.

>> No.9778053

>>9775748
Is this a jack thread? Also
>using metal spatula on teflon

>> No.9778055

>>9778053
Well no because Jack threads are banned. Maybe your kind should get the hint.

>> No.9778062

>>9775889
Not all cheeses sometimes they brown instead

>> No.9778064

>>9775036
What kind of cheese is generally used for this?

>> No.9778071

>>9777714
Ive seen this hundreds of times at this point and the cold oil still fucking gets me.

>> No.9778078

>>9778064
Raclette.

>> No.9778085

>>9776822
>parrot
>gassed
I get it

>> No.9778139

>>9776383

HAI?

>> No.9778146

>>9775668
Reminds me of the time when I worked 50 hour weeks on food salary

>> No.9778168

So, I only know Jack from these threads.
What's his deal? Is he confirmed retarded? Does he think he's good? Is he trying to showcase his "skill", or progress in learning?
I don't understand who he is as a person

>> No.9778179

>>9778168

he used to be a sous chef in a michelin star kitchen until he had is son then decided to be a stay at home dad while his wife worked.

After a while he got bored and started teaching people how to cook via youtube and that's how he became so popular today

>> No.9778182
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>>9778179
I can't tell if you're meme'ing or being serious.

>> No.9778186
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>>9778182
Ask yourself if these movements are suggestive of what you would expect from a Michelin-starred sous chef.

>> No.9778189
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>>9778186
Or this

>> No.9778192
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9778192

>>9778182
Or this

>> No.9778203

>>9777113
Yes, obviously.

>> No.9778209

>>9778055
but why are they band tho

>> No.9778213

>>9778186
Why you gotta be like that, anon.
I just want to know what his deal is

>> No.9778226

>>9778213
Just watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_CnVFFMpYc

>> No.9778236

>>9778226
>mfw he was a reality show contestant
Suddenly everything clicks

>> No.9778267

Where is that webm where he barely sears some prepackaged steak and calls it a day

>> No.9778270
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>>9778267

>> No.9778277

>>9778267
>>9778270
Compared to most, that's a "good" clip.

>> No.9778280

>>9778277
How is it even edible...i never understood why americans dig raw stuff so much...

>> No.9778285

>>9778270
Why is it gray

>> No.9778296

requesting chicken bleeding jack

>> No.9778297

>>9778280
just try a properly cooked medium or medium rare steak. all the liquid isn't exactly blood, you know.

>> No.9778300

>>9778280
The UK cooks blood into pucks

>> No.9778301

>>9778300
And it tastes delicious.

>> No.9778307

>>9778300
Pretty much all European countries have traditional pork blood dishes. People just couldn't afford to waste anything back then.

>> No.9778313

>>9778301
So does pink meat

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>>9778270

>> No.9778434

>>9778429
sleep tight sad cu/ck/old

>> No.9778447

>>9778270
What the fuck happened here?
Did he use so little heat that he poached it in butter?

>> No.9778452

>>9778447
What do you think?
It’s not hard to work out, shitwit.

>> No.9778461

>>9778452

>pan nice and medium
>butter. Cold.
>steak . shit
>don't let it heat up too much we want a nice gray color
>make sure to flip it before it's cooked
>we want it al-dente

>> No.9778489

>>9776097
I am not disgusted anymore. Only angry.

>> No.9778491

>>9776399
>head chopped off and all skin removed
>people think it's still alive

How fucking dumb are you people?

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>>9775867
>poking around in eggs with 2 wooden sticks
>skill
Pls

>> No.9778495

>>9777346
Okay, I've got charcoal now. How do I melt that?

>> No.9778502
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>>9778270
>that color of the meat before and after

>> No.9778507

>>9777213
Because they're drugged up to the gills.

>> No.9778509
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>>9778494

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>>9778509
>donut
I did

>> No.9778518

>>9776990
To be fair, you have to have a VERY high IQ to enjoy Szechuan sauce.

>> No.9778519
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>>9777662
>>9777714

>> No.9778523
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>> No.9778527

>>9775086
its a joke man, they cut and add other clips

>> No.9778550

>>9775064
i love this guy

>> No.9778587

>>9775678
He definitely did blow when the camera was off

>> No.9778615

>>9775959
What the actual Jesus fuck.

Shredded cheese is like $2.

Who the fuck buys this.

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>> No.9778640

>>9777210
He is haunted by the souls of a million dead onions

>> No.9778645

>>9778640
Should've cut red onions then, they have no souls.

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>>9778693
wheres the food

>> No.9778697

>>9774995
>The Learning Channel

>> No.9778699
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>> No.9778700

>>9778550
His channel is great. Sometimes you just want to replicate a take away dish, and all of the recipes are bang on.

>> No.9778702
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>> No.9778722

>>9778702
>not FRIPDARICE.webm
you had ONE job...

>> No.9778724

>>9778693
I see you go to /pol/ and saw that thread.

>> No.9778728
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9778728

>>9778669
You posted the incorrect food porn webm here. This is the proper webm.

>> No.9778740

>>9775678
>drugs are not bad for you! it's the government fault because hey made them ile-
>gasoline
>cement
>battery acid
>sulfuric acid
boy! I can't wait to put all that shit inside of me, fuck the govemint', right?

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>> No.9778770

>>9778740
Plenty of weird shit is used to produce pharm-grade drugs, though. Just because they use acid in the process doesn't mean the final product is acidic.

>> No.9778771
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9778771

>>9778519
The oil isn't even hot! Why not just let it go gently without making a mess?

>> No.9778777

>>9778728
I didn't. I'm spacing them out. It was coming, you just beat me to it.

>> No.9778780

>>9778767
>the cone you end up eating was touched by other customers

>> No.9778785

>>9777952

they'll be getting theirs soon

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>> No.9778794

>>9778770
The manufacturing and testing process for pharmaceuticals (not to mention the auditing of actual manufacturing) is a little more stringent than Cletus mixing up meth in his basement.

>> No.9778799
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>>9778494
Yeah, cause he's just poking around, that's all his doing.

>> No.9778807

>>9777203
Some eyes stay dry, while other feel the pain

>> No.9778818

>>9778794
this, I highly doubt Paco from the webm has a degree in chemistry or that he is even able to read

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>> No.9778842

>>9778799
Why are weebs obsessed with this shitty dish

>> No.9778847
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>> No.9778851

>>9778842
Because it looks impressive, that's about it.

>> No.9778855

>>9776522
What's the name of this channel?

>> No.9778862
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>> No.9778874
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9778874

>>9778842
it's anime food

>> No.9778879

>>9778767
I appreciate the joke, but I think after sixty seconds of that I'd just go somewhere else.

>> No.9778881

>>9778700
Now I'm interested, could you spoon feed me the channel name please?

>> No.9778890

>>9778879
Agreed. But not before punching him first. I mean... chrissakes.

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>> No.9778933

>>9777258
You completely ignored the rest of that statement so you could make a quip. There's a difference between being hungry because you haven't eaten for a bit on a healthy diet and being hungry because you don't get enough protein in your diet and your body needs more even though you're hitting your caloric limit.

>> No.9778946

>>9778032
jesus maria i josef what the fuck

>> No.9778950

>>9778881
Sure, https://www.youtube.com/user/vongs510/playlists

>> No.9778953

>>9778881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WqbnZYltsk

>> No.9778955

>>9775071
where the fuck is the sound?
why post this without it?

>> No.9778957

>>9778523
I'd legit blow him while he cooked my steak

>> No.9778987

>>9776101
never heard of waxing?

>> No.9778992

>>9775064
I was honestly getting concerned that the pan would melt.

>> No.9778995

>>9776132
get yo life

>> No.9779000

>>9776411
look up your own god damn laws and check what the FDA banned because they are afraid of bacteria that make the fucking cheese. nobody is talking about the disgusting cheese with maggots, that shit can't even be shipped through europe. they even banned überraschungsei because you inbred piece of shit with lard filled brains are incapable of understanding the concept that the chocolate egg has a toy surprise inside it. and since you can't teach your kids anything useful, the FDA banned it because you are just to fucking stupid to not eat the fucking toy, while every other living being on the planet does not have this issue.

>> No.9779006

>>9778807
Onion rain

>> No.9779009
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>> No.9779018

>>9775711
seems so. here's another source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tlwW2DKzlc

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9779022

>>9775959
i beg of u replace that image in your folder with the high quality non watermarked version

>> No.9779023

>>9778794
>>9778818
That's exactly the point.
>drugs are not bad for you! it's the government fault because hey made them ile-

>> No.9779024

>>9777662
how can you be this retarded but still so lucky and don't have oil burns? stop fucking posting jack you fucking faggot

>> No.9779043

>>9778799
this is how my shit looked like when i hat a gut enteric infection.

>> No.9779058

>>9775959
i hate to meet the poor fucker who tried to make cheese sauce with that.

>> No.9779064

>>9776428
A E S T H E T E

>> No.9779067

>>9778633
/Al/ck/ approves!

>> No.9779069

>>9779043
Thanks for sharing

>> No.9779087

>>9778899
nice triple dubs
also what is the stuff she's making

>> No.9779089

>>9778899
Spiderman is really different in Asia.

>> No.9779116

>>9777183
People in germany actually walk/excercise. Here, everyone drives places in their SUV and is lazy as fuck.

>> No.9779125

>>9777183
Some work two jobs to make ends meet, because our governors refuse to raise the minimum wage, much less the big companies refuse to pay them a living wage. (i would make them put some of the profit into the payroll every year.)

So when you get home at an absurd hour, you're too fucking tired too cook, so you get McDonald's. Link to Diabetes? i think so.

>> No.9779132

>>9779022
arigatou senpai

>> No.9779144

>>9776034
Ai Uehara (checked apron)
Don't know the other one.

>> No.9779156

>>9778633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7bo-aeznzY

You're welcome

>> No.9779159

>>9778799
As someone with a fairly severe egg intolerance, just the look of these dishes always turns the stomach

>> No.9779164

>>9778189
Does he legitimately have a learning disability?

>> No.9779170

>>9778691
Anon, this is a webm thread not a....OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

>> No.9779178

>>9779170
>being this new

>> No.9779184

>>9778847
So that's why the Japanese have high-pressure nosebleeds.

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9779186

>>9777183
Germany's obesity rate is quite formidable, too.
If it's landwhales you seek, look no further than
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPMgSkQM11w

>> No.9779190

>>9779009
now this thread is complete

>> No.9779198

>>9779178
i thought it was food porn with how well it was shot...then when it got to the pizza....

>> No.9779200
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>>9779190
Almost, friend

>> No.9779202

>>9778523
>Someone else slices the steak before serving
Do people actually want this? I enjoy slicing it myself.

>> No.9779207

>>9779202
Not to mention it goes stone cold if not served to multiple people.

>> No.9779214

>>9778509
God I wish that were me

>> No.9779217

>>9779200
You think you can top that ramen noddle travesty?

>> No.9779218

Where is the man who is trapped in fort egg sandwich. I understand it's karmic retribution for having stolen an egg in a past life.

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>>9779217
if that mexican didn't then i got nothing

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>> No.9779261

>>9778953
thanks

>> No.9779277

>>9778933
>You completely ignored the rest of that statement so you could make a quip.
That's not to say that I didn't read the rest of that statement. I was making a quip that reflects my experience with people with no self control around food, the kind of people that think the slightest sensation of hunger is a reason to consider hospitalization. I'm sorry if you were offended with my "quip".

>> No.9779299

>>9776107
>>9776101
>no reaction
Either you're too young to read emotion or you're an A.I.

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>>9779242
>>9779250

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>>9779340

>> No.9779437

>>9777637
shut up faggot

>> No.9779616

>>9778699
People eat razor clams? The fuck

>> No.9779694

>>9778032
those are man hands

>> No.9779888

>>9778523
I still don't know why the knife tapping bothers me so much.

>> No.9779894

>>9778838
That's not a terrible idea.

>> No.9779991

>>9779087
Apparently, rice paper.

>> No.9780012

>>9775705
>Americans make fatty breakfast sandwich
>HAHAHA AMERIFATS FUCKING DISGUSTING
>French cover a fatty breakfast sandwich in fucking bechamel
>WOW SO REFINED IT LOOKS SO GOOOOD

>> No.9780058

>>9779069
this is also how your shit will look like if you eat salmonella rice like that

>> No.9780138
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>>9775987

>> No.9780193

>>9778509
SHOWRY?

>> No.9780246

>>9777183
In an attempt to keep farming culture alive, corn had to be subsidized into ungodly amounts of quantities (as it's the thing we're the best at growing by a considerable amount). The corn needs to get used, so the USA has decided to use it in everything. The worst offender by far are sugary sodas that use a highly refined corn syrup that the body reacts to like super sugar.

>> No.9780260

>>9780246
I should add that this is just one very America centric point, so I thought it was more notable. Obviously the biggest contributor is still the poor choices that people make and not properly offsetting it with exercise.

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9780466

>>9778053
>>9778055
its Kay
basically a female jack

>> No.9780469

>>9776744
>extra caramel, please!

>> No.9780480

>>9775959
>pasteurized process topping
lmao

>> No.9780484

>>9778523
>all that salt he got on his wrist

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>>9776230
>that shit is so bad for you

it's gross to have in food, but it's not bad for you. Shit is chemically inert, you'll shit it out without a single problem.

>> No.9780498

>>9780491
I'd like a source on that because I stress out whenever I notice a scratch on my teflon stuff.

>> No.9780506

>>9776204
What's the word for "white trash" but asian trash. Christ this man looks like he smells of piss and beer

>> No.9780532

>>9780506
Filipino

>> No.9780545

Jack 'Salmonela Fella' Scalfani is only reason I come to this board

>> No.9780563

>>9775049
Wait... that's a brownie and something peanut butter flavored between two Klondike bars.

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9780582

>>9780545
Good man

>> No.9780685

>>9776149
Good night Piggo

>> No.9780711

>>9780532
Give this man a medal.

>> No.9780774

>>9778799
Kinda looks like an asian Marco