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post best vegan smoothie recipe

>> No.9751359

cum + soy

>> No.9751367

>>9751359

Semen isn't vegan, you retard. Cum comes from an animal.

Try this, OP:

1 cup almond milk
1/2 cup rolled oats
14 frozen strawberries
1 banana, broken into chunks
1 1/2 teaspoons agave nectar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

>> No.9751377

>>9751367
if that where the case then vegans shouldnt eat at all since they themselves are animals and eating something that goes through an animals mouth(human) then you are eating what comes through meat i think kinda

>> No.9751388

>>9751357
>1 second of actual smoothie making
>29 seconds of her posing next to her drink
women were a mistake

>> No.9751390
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9751390

I'd hit that

>> No.9751391

>>9751357
That shit looks horrible, but I would totally fuck the stuff it's drinking.

>> No.9751393
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>>9751357
>pumpkin spice meme

>> No.9751397

>>9751388
>1+29=20

>> No.9751400

>>9751397
1+29=30
30-{the 10 seconds of me kicking yer ass for correcting me}=20

>> No.9751401

>>9751397
stupid nigger, stop trying to get squinty, he didn't stutter

>> No.9751402

>>9751388
>10 seconds making
>The other 10 doing stupid poses
No need to make shit up, go back to /pol/

>> No.9751404

>>9751402
does not take much to get you all hyped up on ass blasties, does it?

>> No.9751405

>>9751388
>The video is only 20 seconds long
>Hurrrr but she dumb bimbo it 30

>> No.9751407

>>9751405
Not seeing a problem yet, famalam. Go on...

>> No.9751408
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9751408

>>9751388
you're just jelly she doesn't love you bro

>> No.9751412

>>9751408
Imagine being in a relationship with this kind of food. Is the sex worth it, brofag.

>> No.9751414

>>9751357
Who is thi semen demon

>> No.9751419

>>9751414
>is on Internet
>is on 4chan
>hasn't found sauce yet
>newfagging so hard probably a literal fag so sauce irrelevant

>> No.9751433

>>9751414
sauce is obvious af

>> No.9751453

>>9751412
Why would I have a problem with a cutie making me a smoothie? I have to get in my micros somehow.

>> No.9751485

>>9751357
Smoothies are the easiest food you could make vegan. Wouldn't you be more interested in finding vegan food that isn't liquid slop?

>> No.9751526

>>9751485
interested in both

>> No.9751543

>>9751377
Veganism is a mentality that one should not consume food that is a product of another animal's body (or, often, labor). Your schoolyard mind tricks hold no water here.

>> No.9751555

>>9751543
Yet they eat from the soil, which is worm shit and also gets fertilized by other literal to grow produce. Water has gone through animals many times. Water is has tons of organisms in it. It's the living place of things like fish and other slimy shit. Hell, according to vegans, they probably can't even breathe air. Fucking hypocrites. Those faggots should revise their so called rules and just accept what pretentious shitsticks they are.

>> No.9751571

>>9751357
1 frozen bana
8oz alt-milk
2 tbsp protien powder
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 tbsp cocoa powder
1 tsp instant coffee powder

This is breakfast a few days a week for me.

>> No.9751633

>>9751571
what protein powder do you use

>> No.9751638

>>9751357
vegan and smoothie is a redundancy unless you know a recipe of ham smoothie I don't know

I mean, I'm a cheap ass like micky d and I make smoothies just with frozen fruit

>> No.9751671

Corn starch,borax,hot water and bleach(3 cups)

>> No.9751675

>>9751408
She's very cute but I could never love a vegan.

>> No.9751676

>>9751633
If we are sticking to the vegan theme, I have used pea, hemp and soy protien. Pea is grainy, hemp is chalky, soy is the most drinkable.

>> No.9751783

>>9751377
Are you telling me that my girlfriend's squirt makes me a non-vegan?

>> No.9752012
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9752012

I love fruit, I must eat 2-3 pieces a day on average. Humans can extract most the sugar and water soluble nutrients from fruit. Our gut bacteria can also ferment some of the fiber into fats.

But you are basically eating sugar water with almost no protein and not enough fat.

You simply can't live off sugar alone. Plants can but the dry weight of plants is mostly carbohydrates. Cellulose is just chains of simple sugars.

The dry weight of humans is 50/50 proteins/fats with some minerals mixed in. Our liver and muscles store enough sugar for about 24 hours usage, whereas our body stores 6 weeks of fats.

Fruitarian lose weight because their body is cannibalizing it's own proteins and fats for the cell regeneration process. They provide enough energy for the body as sugar but no actual building materials.

Hence they come to look like the people in this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFF30jfTubU

>> No.9752028

>>9751367
Veganism is more of an ethical position than a diet. Vegans try not to consume anything that was obtained "unethically," but that doesn't include literally all animal products. For example they generally are OK with a mother breastfeeding her babies. So they're probably OK with human cum too as long as it wasn't obtained by force.

>> No.9752084

Whats your best specifically non-vegan smoothie lads?

>> No.9752305

>>9752084
cancer
heart disease
low test
clogged arteries

blend for 30s

>> No.9752306

>>9751357

is rawvana's pussy juice considered vegan?

>> No.9752327

>>9751357
I hate women.

>> No.9752329

>>9752306
Very acidic due to vegan diet

>> No.9752339

>Vegan
>not eating raw

https://youtu.be/pSPU4fCfyzc

>> No.9752404

>>9752339
This is just the autism army's special operations group.

>> No.9752431

>>9752339
Eh no one follows a true raw diet as it literally kills you or you start eating your own shit.

>> No.9752492

>>9752431
but she's hot

>> No.9752499
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9752499

She strikes me as the kind of chick who believes in horoscopes.

>> No.9752650

>>9751357
Why the fuck do these holistic whores look like serial killers?

>> No.9752731

>>9752492
Yeah she'll look even hotter once the b12 and d3 deficiencies start killing her slowly.

>> No.9752760

>>9752731
>b12 and d3
This has been proven false over and over again. And even if it was true there are vegan sources for supplements.

>> No.9752775

>>9751357
Is she a """white""" Hispanic?

>> No.9752845

>>9752028
I don't give a shit about ethics. Vegan diets are generally more healthy.

>> No.9752862

>>9751367
Wait!!! Does that mean if a vegan girl is giving head, she won’t swallow? Does she even spit? Does she suck any dick at all or are all vegan girls lez or only with beta/cucks who wouldn’t dream of asking their queen to demean herself that way? Genuinely curious now.

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>>9752650
>look like serial killers
What the fuck does that mean? How do you find a woman threatening in any way?

>> No.9752872
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>>9752775
Don't all Hispanics consider themselves white?

>> No.9754011

>>9752862
This is dumb as fuck. Veganism is about ethics and consent. So if you are consensually having sex with a vegan and they give you head it's totally vegan to swallow. But she's not going to want to swallow your stank ass chunky carni cum.

>> No.9754116

I'd give her my not-so-vegan smoothie

>> No.9754164

>>9754011
>But she's not going to want to swallow your stank ass chunky carni cum.
I've fucked a vegan girl before, she swallowed my high-test non soyboy non nu-male cum like a happy little slut

>> No.9754203

>>9752012
>what are beans and nuts

Are you retarded on purpose? There are tons of plant based proteins and fats that you can eat to keep a healthy died. I agree that a lot of vegans are dumb as fuck and don't eat complete diets but realistically most humans are retarded as fuck.

>> No.9754212

>>9754164
Yeah I had sex too

>> No.9754256

>>9751357
>Vegan
Fucking dropped

>> No.9754371

>>9752760
>raw foodist
>taking supplements

Calm your tits moron.

>> No.9754383

>>9751357
was expecting a black buck to walk in at the end of this webm for some reason

>> No.9754737

>>9751357
>I color-matched my smoothie to my dress and earrings
fuk this bitch

>> No.9754758

>>9752012
>lower heart disease risk and cancer
This is completely and utterly false. In fact their rates of heart disease are WORSE than the average person despite developing genetic mutations to process the fats theyre eating more efficiently

>but you are basically eating sugar water
You're a fat fuck retard

>> No.9754771

>>9751402
Roastie get out

>> No.9754773

>>9752306
i would make a smoothie with that pussy juice

>> No.9754801
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>>9751408
Women are overdoing the eye brown sculpting.

>> No.9754805

>>9754801
brow*

>> No.9754819

>>9751405
>>9751402
Imagine not knowing what a hyperbole is.

>> No.9754820

>>9754758
Do you have a source for your claim? I'm not suggesting people adopt the Inuit diet unless they live in a forsaken wasteland were the only food is animals. But all the research I've seen shows them with low cartoid plaque and very low rates of heart disease.

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9754838

>>9751357
>tfw no qt mexican gf
GIVE RAWVANA GF PLS

>> No.9754928

>>9754820
http://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1814937!/httpFile/file.pdf

Skim through roughly the first dozen pages, a 2003 study showed Inuits had basically equal or higher amounts of cardiovascular disease and significantly higher rates of stroke than non-Inuit Canadians

Any evidence saying Inuits have low rates is purely observational, correlative, non-metabolic, non-controlled studies

>> No.9754938

>>9752012
>he thinks mcdonalds is like eskimo food

>> No.9754940

>>9751357
somebody do makeapp on her

>> No.9754970

>>9754928
Thank you too many people on this board spout shit without sources.

>> No.9754976

>>9751367
>>9752862
It's vegan if the man consents.

>> No.9755002

>>9751357
>Rawvana
>Canned pumpkin
Stupid bitch

>> No.9755565
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>>9751357
I'm not vegan but this is my vegetarian smoothie go to
>frozen banana
>1/2 cup greek yogurt
>handful of spinach
>cup of frozen strawberries
>Chocolate soy milk to desires thiccness
>chocolate whey powder

1. Put spinach and a very little bit of soy milk into the blender. Bpend the spinach until smooth and completely liquefied

2. Put banana, strawberry, yogurt, whey, and half the soy milk in.

3. Start slow and gradually increase the speed. If it gets an air bubble, stop, let the air out with a spoon. If it needs mord liquid, add more soy

4. Drink in anything but a mason jar

>> No.9755726

>>9751783
Eating bodily fluids of another person is feminine. So it makes you a faggot.

>> No.9755857

>>9751357
>>9751408
imagine what her poop smells like after all those smoothies haha

>> No.9755881

>>9752012
>reddit spacing
>adhering to flat-earther
this nigga trash

>> No.9755887

olives?

>> No.9756337

>>9751357
why does this look like porn

>> No.9756432

Why not just eat fruit like regular and animals do?

>> No.9756436

>>9756432
*regular humans and animals
Damn it.

>> No.9756717

the concept of smoothie is so dumb, it's literally adults eating baby food and pretending it elevate them over the rest of the world when it just infantilize them further into an obedient slave state.

>> No.9757455

>>9752872
They sure do for listing them in (((crime statistics)))

>> No.9757697

>>9751367
It's vegan if you use your own cum.

>> No.9758051

They didn't show the edited out part where she asks the guy with the camera if she really needs to take another sip, because it tastes like cabbage marinated in ass sweat.

>> No.9758363

You just know she has done porn

>> No.9758369

>>9752305
I don't want to be the guy who tells you you fell for a meme, but Jesus lord you fell hard

>> No.9758372

>>9752327
I'll make sure to call you when I need to shave

>> No.9760525

>>9755857
Good point

>> No.9761713

>>9751357
Eggnog. Being vegan is dumb.

>> No.9761730

>>9751408
She looks sickly.

>> No.9761890

>>9751367
needs more kale, chia and flaxseeds

>> No.9763573

>>9751357
Here OP, got one for you
>Ice
>Water

>> No.9764266

>>9761730
you're insane

>> No.9764405

>>9752845
Epic shitpost

>> No.9765304

>>9764266
no, just american

>> No.9766771
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9766771

>>9751367
>agave nectar
Enjoy your fatty liver from fructose, faggot.

>> No.9766787

>>9751357
I like how she brings in her dyke sister at the end to make herself look better

>> No.9766801

>>9751555
Wow if all of that is true I guess there's no difference between someone who eats plants and someone who pays for living animals to get killed.

>> No.9767177

>>9751390
I'd hit with a shovel

then I'd fuck it

>> No.9767640

Does woman's vanity know no bounds?

>> No.9767694

>>9751412
I'm not sure what your point is. Smoothies are fun and refreshing. They can also be a healthy part of a balanced diet. Also the girl is cute

>> No.9767697

why is everyone so upset that a qt is putting vegan smoothies in mason jars

>> No.9768618

>>/qa/1743892

>> No.9769198

>>9751357
Bovril
Beef
Concrete brick
Tabasco

>> No.9769685

>>9752339
Raw is really cool. The sigur ros singer has a sweet raw food channel.

>> No.9769739

Yeah the ethics thing is fucking stupid.
Take for example I cut off my thigh and I say "I give you consent to eat my thigh." suddenly it's okay for a vegan to eat regardless of the fact it's animal meat.

>> No.9771316

>>9769739
I could not have thought about a more stupid counter argument. It's time to go finish middle school anon.

>> No.9771461

>>9751388
>>9751408
>simple recipes
>"cute" girl
>nothing sexual
>even the end result is in fucking bright color
>it literally looks like a cartoon
You guys do realize this shit is made for children?
And I mean fuck it's stupid but still better than epic meal time.

>> No.9771658

Lol vegans r shite amirite??????? :DDDD

>> No.9772248

>>9767697
Because it's easy to trigger non-vegans at the mere mention of it.

Try it sometimes it's fucking great.

>> No.9772261

>>9769739
Yes? What's dumb about that? You realize that slavery was abolished based on the same agreed upon ethics that it's wrong to exploit others as slaves, right?

>> No.9772329

>>9772261
>it's wrong to exploit others as slaves
WAAH REVERSE RACISM IT'S OK TO BE WHITE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS EVERYONE OPPRESSING ME??????

>> No.9772359

>>9772329
>>/pol/

>> No.9772397

>>9751357
she has FASD

>> No.9772405

>>9772359
>>>/kys/