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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.9724483

N-n-not every time

>> No.9724540
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>>9724465
>she daydreams about the day she'll finally be able to cook a delicious meal for her boyfriend and put a smile on his face while she cooks for herself a thousand miles away

>> No.9724554

I could never stomach actually being on TV so this is the next best thing
>for all of us

>> No.9724561

>>9724465
I'm too focused on the cooking to play pretend.

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>He pretends he has a gf who is impressed by his cooking

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>>9724465
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iOmVd1W_g plays in the background
Hey, welcome back ladies and gentlemen! Today I'll be showing you how to order fast food. It's as easy as picking up the phone, dialing the number of your desired restaurant, and aggressively barking at them what you want!
Then, when they show up at your door, don't tip them because the food is lukewarm.
It's as simple as that. Now if you'll excuse me, I have semi-warm pizza to eat.

>> No.9725066

Just sometimes.

>> No.9725267

>>9724465
>he pretends to have friends over that compliment his food.
w-what a loser.

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>>9724465
>>9724572

>> No.9725279

>>9724465
Thought I was the only one who did this. I believe it makes my food better.

>> No.9725380

and as always..
ENJOY!

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>holds up the root of the onion after slicing it
>see, no waste!

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>tfw filmed myself with laptop+webcam making chili

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>he pretends @realDonaldTrump will not go down as a president

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>>9724572
Nobody was supposed to know

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>>9724465
leave this place