/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9706251]

>invite family over from the coast
>as they arrive they're impressed with our house and yard
>" Wow! A yard!! Didn't know we had millionaires in our family!"
>try to explain that it's just two acres
>they become even more impressed that we got ribeyes for everyone
>tell them that there's a farmer just down the road so they're not too expensive
>"Oh Wow! And here I thought mine being flown in for 89.99 plus tax after being slaughter 72 hours ago was fast! Haha!"
>this repeats for most vegetables
>"So how are you gonna boil- er sou vide this bad boy?" They ask
>uncle coldly tells them "we have a grill, you fruits."
>at dinner they refer to every side dish as casserole, from the potatoes an gratin to the sauteed carrots to the caprese salad
>tell us stories about all the wonderful vegan sriracha pho shops and artisinal burger joints they get to visit
>"Yeah we just grind our own burgers, nothing too special I suppose."
>they were entirely unaware you could grind your own meat
So what's awful about being a flyover, again?

[Anonymous No.9706264]

>flyover doesn't even understand he's being made fun of
>flyover is so bad at what he thinks his own cuisine is that he doesn't know beef improves with aging
>flyover is so bad at other people's cuisines that he thinks immersion cooking is boiling
>every side dish flyover knows how to make is a casserole
no (you) for (((you)))

[Anonymous No.9706335]

>>9706264
Caprese?

[Anonymous No.9706362]

>>9706251
>flyovers can't even spell sous vide
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[Anonymous No.9706424]

>anon, there's no Whole Foods in town. Where do you buy groceries?
>take them to a farmer's market
>see the look of disgust on their faces when they realize the fruits and vegetables aren't individually wrapped in plastic
>anon, all this food is dirty. We can't eat this.