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>go to a nice eating place in my village, they serve doner kebab and I love that shit
>tell them I want to eat it at their place
>the cook somehow didn't hear me, wraps the doner in foil and gives it to me
>"Um, actually-"
>"Have a nice evening sir :)"
>"Y-You too"
>drive around the corner and eat while sitting in my car, getting my hands all greasy and dropping food onto the street
>mother walks past me with her kids and looks at me as if I'm retarded

>> No.9695712

>>9695707
That's something that would happen to me. I feel you, OP. :(

>> No.9695714

>>9695707
I always get my food to go and then ait down. I like to keep my options open, incase a gunfight breaks out and i need to tacroll out of the tacobell.

>> No.9695723

>go to taco bell drive through because I want some cheap fast food
>order off the dollar menu
>"can I get two beefy fritos burritos and a spicy potato soft taco"
>"okay that's two smothered burritos and a shredded chicken soft taco, please pull forward"
>"o-okay"
>spend 5 dollars more than I wanted for things I didn't actually order
>was still good though

>> No.9695761

>>9695723
Wtf why

>> No.9695762

>>9695707
>Indian/Middle-Eastern restaurant on campus
>order food
>smile at the qt pakistani cashier
>she gives me the "never in your fucking life" look
>they have no real waiting area so I stand there in front of the counter awkwardly for awhile and then decide to wait outside so they stop looking at me
>its okay they put the order number on a tv screen when they're done
>wait a bit longer than normal but my number hasn't shown up yet
>after a few people who were behind me get their orders, I go in to check
>they didn't put up my order number and it is cooling on the end of the counter
>get my things and leave
>my roommate is in the room so I have to eat in the stairwell to enjoy my food

>> No.9695777

>>9695762
What
>Roomate was in my room so I ate in the stairwell
Wtf cuck sit in your home

>> No.9695790

>>9695777
his presence ruins my enjoyment of eating.

>> No.9695803

>>9695707
>be vegetarian
>my fatass brother celebrates his bday at a steakhouse
>get served ONLY cheese
When there's an event with a fixed menu I get treated like shit in general but this was the worst

>> No.9695815

>>9695803
>be vegetarian

You deserve all the bullying you get

>> No.9695826
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9695826

>>9695790
why don't you sit on the couch and eat together?

>> No.9695831

>>9695815
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.9695832

>go to olive garden for all you can eat pasta
>finish my first bowl of pasta
>ask for more
>they bring out a dish a third the size
JUST.

>> No.9695841

>>9695826
the dorm room is small as fuck and probably couldn't fit a couch.
I also fucking hate my roommate and just looking at him makes me want to bash his head in and I am disturbed by these thoughts.

>> No.9695857

>>9695841
Maybe the thoughts will go away if you bash his head in.

>> No.9696314

>>9695857
>Maybe the thoughts will go away if you bash his head in.

Occasionally a post reminds you that /ck is still 4chan...

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9696343

>>9696314
>being this much of a redditor

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>>9696314
You know where the exit is.

>> No.9696351

>>9695723
One of the reasons I never do drive through

>> No.9696490

>>9696351
You don't go through the drive through because they might repeat it wrong, and you lack the balls to say, No, that's not what I ordered?

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9696532

>>9696314
I know right, those wacky 4channers xD

Include me in the screencap!

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9696555

>>9696314
Pic very related.

>> No.9697395

>>9696314
put me in the screen cap xDDD
hi r/4chan!!!

>> No.9697817

>>9695832
Jokes on them, means they have to run to the kitchen more often to get more

>> No.9697852

WHY NOT JUST DRIVE HOME AND THEN EAT IT AT HOME
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.9697864

>>9696343
>>9696348 (pic sourced from imgur)
>>9696532
>>9696555
>>9697395
baited retards

>> No.9697874

>>9696314
BAMAZINGA! 4chan nerds back at it again

>> No.9697887

>Be 11
>Come back from watching a film at the mall
>Get thirsty
>Sodas at the cinema are too expensive
>Go to the mcdonals at the side of the cinema
>Order a large drink
>"what the fuck"
>I get ugly stares by the cashiers
>tfw I just wanted to drink something

11yo me got so scared I never came back to that mcdonalds

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9697888

>>9697864

>> No.9698090

>>9695707
Why not just be like
>hey sahib, maybe you didnt hear me I'm eating here. Not on streets like some fucking street urchin
What's the issue? Just speak up next time

>> No.9698119

This thread was much worse than I anticipated.

>> No.9698153

>>9695832
I'm sitting down at an Olive Garden right now and this just happened to me.

What the fuck, I go in for a variety of combinations and you throw enough salad, breadsticks, and the biggest plate of pasta at me to get me stuffed before my 2nd dish? Explain yourselves Olive Garden employees.

>> No.9698174

>>9698119

Surprise!

>> No.9698183

>>9695707
That happens to me every once in a while when I go downtown.
I just walk to the nearest park and eat there while people watching.

>> No.9698418

>ask for water with lemon in it
>bitch gets me water no lemon and a lemonade

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9698439

>>9696314
Just go back already

>> No.9698498

>>9695707
Speak up next time and stop thinking that you're getting bullied. Jesus fuck, OP.

>> No.9698514
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9698514

>nyc 1999
>eating out
>waiter has a real cunty attitude
>my turn to order
>he flips out that i don't specify which type of cheese i want
>ask what my options are
>flips out again as he recites them
>flips out yet even further as i ask for a little bit of all three
>forces me to choose just one
>slams my plate down on the table as he serves our food
On the last day of my internship, the day before I returned home, I went back to that restaurant and hurled a brick through the window. The brick was wrapped in a note explaining why I did it.

>oslo 2009
>part of the state dept. advance team prepping for obama's nobel visit
>go to the theater cafe for the world-famous reindeer steak
>maître d' is super-nice until he realizes i'm not Norwegian (I look like one)
>"sorry we much full much reservation"
>place is completely empty
>"can i sit at the bar?"
>"sorry reservation"
>go to another restaurant for their world-famous venison stew
>the same thing happens
>get posted to the embassy the following year
>deny every fucking visa i can, award contracts to swedish and danish firms instead of norwegian ones every chance i get, drag my feet on any and all work requiring interaction with norwegians, never tip norwegians under any circumstances
I have by my count cost the Norwegian economy tens of millions of dollars in contract awards and prevented dozens of Norwegian citizens from studying or working in the United States. I've even had a couple placed on watch and no-fly lists. My pièce de résistance was shaking the hand of Crown Prince Haakon after defecating, getting shit on my hands, and not washing with soap. I wiped, or rather smeared away, any visible defecant, and I think he noticed the smell. Ultimately, there were so many complaints about my behavior that I was transferred to the embassy in Copenhagen, which was the larger part of my plan anyway. Once I retire from State, I plan on writing letters to those restaurants detailing the consequences of their snobbery.

>> No.9698516

>>9697887
>Order a large drink
>"what the fuck"
Fuck I lost

>> No.9698517

>at bar and grill type restaurant with extended family
>waiter asks me if id like a beer, ask him for a cocktail menu instead
>"I'm going to have to confiscate your man card"
>uhh what?
>o-oh I get it h-heh...

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9698565

>go to taco bell
>order 5 five layer burritos and a bag of fire sauce
>order comes to $6.66
>black lady cashier is stunned
>I brought my newest fedora
>gold plated carbon fiber tip bar
>I can see the fear in her piss stained eyes
>"u w-want me 2 add a penny white boi?"
>"NO"
>she's startled
>her boon mates are attracted to my voice
>"u shhhhure?"
>Mouth the word no as I roll up my window
>start to drive away
>slam on the breaks
>I won't leave without my spoils of war
>pay for my food
>a cool $10 bill
>drive away
>black lady in awe for the rest of the day
Seriously, why do you guys let people bully you?

>> No.9698586

>>9698514
I admire your pettiness and aspire to reach your level.

>> No.9698618

>go to bar
>get triple donkey dicked

>> No.9699272

>>9695803
Because fuck letting your brother spend his birthday at a place HE wants, right? Gotta find a place to accommodate the lowest common denominator instead. Either eat before or don't go, either way you need to let your bro enjoy his day you entitled fuck.

>> No.9699312

>>9699272
It's obvious bait, dude. What kind of restaurant doesn't serve any vegetables at all?

>> No.9699352

>>9699312
I've known picky vegetarians before. They either don't like specific vegetables or didn't care for the way a restaurant cooked it's veggie dishes. Either way it was always a drag to take them out.

>> No.9699355

>>9698586
It requires devotion, patience, and careful attention to detail, but is eminently possible for any man with enough self-respect to seek vengeance for any slight whatsoever.

>> No.9699358

>>9699312
>not frying all vegetables in bacon grease to spite vegans

>> No.9699501

>At state fair with buddo
>We go to a tent with fried everything
>Everyone inside seems so nice
>We both decide as he goes first
>Nice guy at register trades out with some d-bag
>Asks friend for order
>”Will that be all for you”
>We are both separate transactions so he says no and I approach the register
>”I asked if that was it, apparently not.”

Pretty condescending if you ask me

>> No.9699588

>>9699501
So why didn't you beat the shit out of him you little faggot? What's whining on here going to do about it? Pussy

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9699597

>>9698514
Holy shit, so this an individual that makes government suck so much. I want to have all of you government sycophants hanged.

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9699634

>>9698514
I want to believe.
Keep up the good work.

>> No.9699638

>>9699588
>What is thread title
>Statement could also be said to everyone in this thread

>> No.9699738

>restaurant that I go to have new staffs
>they treat me with extremely apparent prejudice despite being a regular for over a decade
>late seating, late serving, gives me check envelope before being asked for one
>take it to cashier counter and stare right at his 20 year old eyeballs and point at '0.00' on tips section
>tell him about late serving and check
>come back and they hate my ass but serve me better at least
You're the customer. You don't need to be 'bullied' when you're paying.

>> No.9699741
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9699741

I went to a hot pot restaurant and if you've never been to one the way it usually works is you have a sheet that has all the items and you mark what you want. This particular restaurant has set meals that include some meat and vegetables and also lets you choose a carb, either noodles, fried dough, and something else I forget. I had been there before and I wasn't sure how to unambiguously mark it that I wanted noodles with the meal but only one order of noodles so I left it blank and when they came to take the order I said I wanted noodles and they said I should just put a 1 next to the one I want. I went there a second time and putting a 1 I got only 1 order of noodles but the third time I went they brought back less change than I was expecting (you pay before you get your food) so I asked them what the deal was and they went through the order and told me I had 2 orders of noodles because they had defaulted the meal to come with noodles plus the 1 I had put down. I told them I only wanted one order but they said they couldn't change it, then when the food came they said they couldn't bring it back and give me a refund. I was really mad so before I left I dunked the noodles that I didn't order in the soup long enough that they were soft and soggy and threw them on the floor. A few days later I was still mad at them so I went back and stole a pot.

>> No.9699919

>>9698514
This is not real at all but I still thoroughly enjoyed this post.

>> No.9700837

>>9698514
pleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleaseberealpleasebereal

>> No.9700842
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9700842

>>9698565
>Mouth the word no as I roll up my window

>> No.9700860

>>9695707
>bullied
You deserve it for being so retarded that you think you were bullied

>> No.9700866

>>9697864
>(pic sourced from imgur)
YOU FELL FOR MY MOST ELABORATE OF RUSES.

>>9700860
>t. bully

>> No.9700878

>>9699738
Why didn't you ask to speak to the manager? You should let him now that those new faggots are going to cost him your regular business so he can straighten them out accordingly.

>> No.9700890

Are most of you retarded socially? How hard is it to correct your order or ask for a tray to sit down and eat if they packaged your order wrong.
They only time I felt confused at a restaurant was when some fresh from highschool kid took my order at a burger joint and when I ordered he immediately said 'NO!" in a joking matter. Didn't think much of it other than a simple 'uh, okay' and continued ordering when he looked like he's ready to do his job.

>> No.9700934

>>9695707
Can't you just eat it in the restaurant even when they give you the foiil?

>> No.9700972

>>9700890
No the issue is that restaurants are staffed literal retards and druggies

>> No.9700988

>>9700972
>go to place with visible druggies and or people that look inept
>get mad when service is faulty
That's on you.

>> No.9700989

>>9699597
I dunno, doesn't seem like he's doing anything harmful. Just fucking over a bunch of Norwegian shitheads.

>> No.9701028

>>9695707
Your story made me think of this time I ordered a sandwich to go in Spain. Apparently where I was it's very weird to eat on the go. The people in the south like to take time for their meals and plan accordingly. Meanwhile I'm speedwalking up and down the street eating a foot long pork loin, mayonnaise, and green pepper sandwich, and I got so many funny looks. I sat on a curb to eat about half of it, also, and it was just pretty awkward.

>> No.9701062

>>9699741

How do you steal a pot full of soup?

>> No.9701064

one day I asked a female friend to join me for steak at outback. both of us were servers in the past.
dinner was fine, service was fine until the girl server gave me the wrong change. the bill came to 40.20 or something that would let me leave her 7 bucks. I pay with a 50 and she gives me a ten hoping I would leave her a 10 dollar tip. this pissed me off, I wanted so badly to rip the ten in half and leave her half of a ten dollar bill. but my friend wasn't going to let that happen. I would of laughed for a week thinking of what her reaction to a 0% tip rather than the 25% she hoped for. me and the friend just put a few singles together and left her five bucks I think

>> No.9701202

>>9701062
I dumped the soup on the sidewalk

>> No.9701220

>>9698514
do you have anymore stories about grudges you hold?

>> No.9701246

>>9701202

How do you get it outside the restaurant in the first place?

>> No.9701257

>>9695707
Who is this anime?

>> No.9701282

>>9701246
There were pots for individuals that are pretty small. The big ones probably wouldn't be that heavy either since they leave them out with only some soup in it and they come around and top them up with water occasionally after you start eating. Or were you thinking that they were fixed to the table? They aren't, it's just a pot on an inductive burner in a hole.

>> No.9701301

>>9701257
It took me less than 5 seconds to figure out the anime by doing an image search on google, it's not hard. But to save you the time, it's Turning Girls, a pretty fun anime even though super low budget.

>> No.9701302

>>9695832
place a reorder every time you get your bowl so its ready when you're done.

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9701466

>>9698514
fuck you i'm norwegian

>> No.9701467

>>9701064
Why didn't you just ask her to break the bill? Jesus christ. Just look her in the eyes and ask her to break the bill to a five and five ones.

>> No.9701689

>>9701467
because it pissed me off that she was trying to pull one over on me. I've worked as a server and would never pull this shit. hell if I owed them 10 and change I would make sure to give them a five and five singles, hoping I got a 7 dollar tip instead of the three singles they had.
believe me I'm not afraid to ask questions and talk to people, I'm the kind of person that likes to ask strange questions to see what reactions these dumbasses these days have

>> No.9701745

>at a vietnamese place
>order beef pho and some coffee
>pho takes 30 minutes, coffee never comes, waitress ignores me
>go to register at the end
>they still charge me for coffee
>i tell them they never gave me the coffee, guy looks back and sees it on the counter unserved
>doesn't apologize just takes price off
never went back. best pho in my city, too

>> No.9701750

>>9695723
>>9695707
How the fuck can you people be this socially retarded?
How can you even survive like that? On gibs?

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9702296

>like to eat slowly and savor things
>not even halfway done with my meal
>waitress drops off the check and takes my unused dishes without asking
>doesn't even ask if I want a refill, my coffee mug was empty

Do they do this as a passive aggressive way to tell me to hurry it up or is it because they already "know" i'm not going to tip them because of my race?

>> No.9702359

>>9702296

Usually a hurry up method. And yeah not asking if I want a refill on my empty drink has got to be one of the things that pisses me off the most.

>> No.9702656

>>9702296
>nigger weeb
The worst of all worlds.

>> No.9703751

>>9701466
get cucked fatso

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9703768

>be rich from bitcoins
>go eat at top tier restaurants
>can tell everyone is angry they have to let me be here because I'm not old money

>> No.9703779

>>9703768
Maybe they're angry because you're furry filth anon.

>> No.9703792

>>9695790
Are you some fat sack of shit, feeling appropriate shame for your corpulence?

If not, then stop being a retarded child.

>> No.9703797

>>9702656
You have obviously never met his friend, the wigger weeb
Only speaks in slang and constantly references naruto when he flows with an uneven blunt.

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9704072

>>9695707
>Some chinese fast food place that has a dining hall the size of a master bedroom
>Get my food and sit down at the last available table
>Not even a minute later some fucking middle aged white guy sits down across from me and starts eating like I wasn't even here
>mfw
I just went home with my food to avoid making a scene. The guy didn't even ask if I could share the table with him, like what the fuck man how rude.

>> No.9704089

>>9695832
Do what the Japanese do and ask for your next serving halfway into your current bowl. Apparently they do this all the time to avoid downtime, especially when they're at a bar.

>> No.9704116

>>9698514
>Some upper class international bureaucrat took time out of his day to post this shit
Jesus book-reading Christ shouldn't you be doing something better than this? I mean compared to the rest of us you probably actually do have way better shit to do than tell anonymous people on 4chan's /ck/ about old restaurant memories.

>> No.9704119

>>9704072
You're a faget.

>> No.9704264

>>9698514
>two dudes act unfairly
>take it out on literally their entire country
the fuck are you, Vlad the Impaler?

>> No.9704338

>>9704116
>>9704264
>thinks the secretary of state LARP on /ck/ happened irl

Dudettes, c'mon. I know you're probably gullible millennials, but christ almighty.

>> No.9704353

>>9695714
You would literally contemplate remaining in your seat to eat a taco if a gunfight breaks out in the fast food place, are you moridly obese?

>> No.9704361

>>9704338
I don't think it happened but I WANT to believe.

>> No.9704369

>>9695803
Way to make his birthday all about you and your self imposed dietary restriction jackass. You are the reason people think vegans are self smug assholes.

>> No.9704374

>>9695714
Yeah I only get to eat out rarely but when I do I prefer to have it on the spot. With the exception of pizza, having to race back home is a hassle and the additional time you're taking removes a lot of the initial qualities that come from having it right out of the kitchen. This is especially the case with fries, the fuckers always end up either cold or soggy by the time you get back from the drive through. Just eat in the car.

>> No.9704414

>>9698517
You outta'd've bashed that fash scumbag

>> No.9704434

>>9699312
A steakhouse without veggies like asparagus or broccoli just steak and pieces of cheese apparently

>> No.9704475

>go to place I've never been before
>wait staff is all really pretty girls, like 7/10+ and a chad manager
>order pancakes, already stuttering my order and sweating bullets
>waitress smirking, hear all the girls laughing when she goes in back
>girl comes back to fill my water and asks when my special someone is getting here
>tell her I came alone, more smirking, followed by laughing
>they drew a heart on my pancakes in whipped cream
>as I'm leaving, the waitress shouts "Bring someone along next time, you look gloomy!"

There is NO fucking way they didn't do that to fuck with me.

>> No.9704478

>>9702296
Honestly probably both it is used as a server to tell you to get out with out losing your job (they can say they thought you were done with it) and because of your race they expect no tip so the idea is why give someone who won't pay me good service

>> No.9704483

>>9704072
Did he purposely bother you or anything? It sounds like you live in the city.. that's pretty a normal thing. Share tables, don't make eye contact, enjoy good eats in silence.

>> No.9704484

>>9699272
That's not what lowest common denominator means you idiot.

>> No.9704493

Part of the fun for me is saying shit that customers like OP don't expect.

The other day at break I said to another coworker I deserved the big piece of cake because I've been a good boy, and one of the customers did a literal spit-take hearing me.

>> No.9704506

>>9704338
>Threw a brick through a window with a note why in NYC
Guess the NYPD fucked off on catching and arresting the guy and he was still allowed a high ranking government job too

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>>9695707
two on the go:
>i wanted to eat "lomo a la riojana" so bad
>get to save some money
>finally get there and sit waiting for the guy to take my order
>he asks me when will my girlfriend be in there
>i think i made the most akward smile in my life while screaming "fuck you" internally
>"i-i came here to eat alone tonight"
>he just handed me the menu and moved away
>some other dude ad to take my order


2nd:
>a day ago i had nothing to eat at home
>fridge died and my food could not be eaten
>when to eat some pizza trying a new restaurant
>cheap prices
>expected a cheap and small pizza for what they charged me
>it was a long ass pizza with caramelized onions and "panceta salada" (salted beacon/better version of beacon)
>it was to big
>mfw im a fat whale but get full quickly
>mfw i could barely eat half of it
>needed to rest for 15 minutes to keep eating a cold pizza

It was perfect but to this moment i still feel sick , im glad i did not die from a heart attack

>> No.9704547

>>9704338
of course I don't believe it, but I won't rule it out either

>> No.9704560 [DELETED] 

>order veal chops medium rare
>cut into them
>grey
>bitter
>obviously well done
>"how is everything this evening?"
>this is a little bitter
>"ah that's because of the grill marks"
>n-no

I did get it taken off the bill and the guy recommended me another dish instead that was pretty good but I still feel like I got bullied because he probably thought I was a fucking moron. I was too stupid/autistic to just point to the fucking color of the interior and say it's overcooked as fuck. I still replay that conversation in my head.

>no, look at the color, I ordered medium rare which should be red or pink in the middle, this is completely grey, it's obviously overcooked
>"yes sir you're right I'll replace that right away!"

>> No.9704636

>>9698090
the issue is, op is so beta he thinks the chick working the register was scowling at him instead of just having resting bitch face, and changed his order to go cause she didn't want to have to look at him

as a former low self esteem fucker, I can attest to the fact that if you have low self esteem you're also a narcicist, and think every poor interaction is about people not liking you rather than the fact that you're just awkward

>> No.9704641

Here's my petty story about being bullied

>go to hipster bar with friends
>bar has its own liquor store attached to the bar
>you can go pay the cheap store price for something and then drink it in the bar with your friends for a modest price
>friends have never tried sake and express interest
>"sure, lets get a bottle"
>pick from one of the many bottles they have
>go back to bar and walk up to bartender to pay fee
>"hey we're going to drink this here do you have any sake cups"
>"yeah I've got even got a nice little pot to heat it up in"
>"oh awesome"
>bartender grins like a smug asshole
>"No, I don't have that kind of stuff! You gotta be kidding me!
>everybody acts like I've just been burned
>I'm taken back the unanimous reaction so even I think he burned me
>sit down at table with friends and then realize he was totally in the wrong because cups costs less than a dollar and they are the ones who sold me the sake in the first place

>> No.9704658

>>9695707
>looks at me as if I'm retarded

Calls it like it is, anon.

>> No.9704739
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Japanese restaurant in Sacramento, little known place in midtown, it was an ugly little place with a tiny sign that's upstairs one floor almost as if to hide it from the street, sign and name in japanese only. 99.9% of customers were Japanese who spoke only japanese while inside. My white family fuckin' loved bento and whatnot so we would go there anyway and they'd stall and pretend to forget things, each time we'd patiently correct them or wait it out without ever betraying any frustration at the somewhat obvious racism. They were too Japanese to actually do anything truly rude or improper so in all honesty I think we out-bullied them.

Damn it now I want tempura. And a fork. Did you get my fork yet?

>> No.9704843

>>9704534
Why did you feel obligated to eat more than you wanted? Either way you've paid an amount that wouldn't change based on consumption. Just let it go to waste, it's just a fucking pizza. I think a lot of people even leave pizza out overnight and eat it the next day

>> No.9705643

>>9704475
Why are pretty young females so cruel?

>> No.9705904

>at restaurant
>looking at the menu
>haven't decided but asked what I would like
>panic afraid to upset people by making them worry so I just say the first thing I see

Luckily I'm not a picky eater, but this happens anywhere. As soon as I'm asked what I would like I immediately just say the first thing I see since I'm afraid of making them wait and getting mad and possibly doing something to my food.

>> No.9705917

this board needs better moderation

>> No.9705924
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>at Applebee's
>family with a small child who looked about 6-7 sits at the table across from me
>finish meal and get up to leave
>as I'm getting up the little girl at the families table says "Wow he is big"
>14 year old me has confidence destroyed
>23 now and my younger brother still makes jokes about

I don't really know if I was big. I was probably like 5'9 and a little chubby. But now 6'1 220.
Fuck you, little girl.

>> No.9705932

>>9700989
how socially retarded are you on a scale of one to ten?

is it eleven?

>> No.9705950

>>9704072
You know it's common to share tables at chinese restaurants right?

>> No.9705965

>>9695790
Why not eat in your bedroom?

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>>9695707
>Sitting in my car
>Dropping food onto the street

>> No.9706000

When you're as comfortable as me any social interacting is bullying, even if it's seemingly normal

>> No.9706027

>>9697852
It'd get cold you moron. You absolute imbecile

>> No.9706042

>>9706027
Unless you got your food lukewarm or for some reason drove 30 whole minutes somehwere just for food, then no, it wont

>> No.9706100

>nice place that serves cooked children on a giant skewer

Didn't bother reading the rest

>> No.9706133

>>9698565
mouthing the word no was an excellent touch. lol.

>> No.9706155

>>9706042
It needs to be piping hot

>> No.9706235

>mom takes me out to dinner at a local burger place
>it's empty besides some regulars at the bar
>get a nice booth by the window
>soon after the waitress seats a young couple at the booth behind my mom
>cute girl is directly in my line of sight and we make awkward eye contact
>have to position my head so that my mom's head is blocking my view of the girl
>soon after that she seats a family with a crying baby at the booth behind me

What the fuck was her problem? Did she really have to crowd us all together like a cunt?

>> No.9708158

>>9704478
>preemptively treat people like shit because they don't tip
>they don't tip you
>WOW THEY NEVER TIP FUCK THOSE GUYS

>> No.9708174

>>9708158
>give people benefit of the the doubt and treat them well
>they leave without paying and steal tips from another table on the way out

>> No.9708247

>>9706235
went to a mexican restaurant the other day and they sat us in a booth surrounded by other people. they were all large groups talking loudly etc. we just got up and moved to a different table.

>> No.9708285

>>9698514
Calm down, Prof. Zoom.

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>>9698514
>Based Norway bullying burgers into an uncontrollable rage
I knew there was a reason we gave you guys your independence. Carry on, little brother

>> No.9708356 [DELETED] 

>>9708344
This picture is giving me the hardest boner I've experienced in over 3 decades.

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>>9695707

We went to Outback Streakhouse and my sister's diaper became overloaded, fell down. The server made us leave. The meanager even came out and called us "fatso pigs."

We went back a week later, and the diaper was still on the floor. Shit and all.

>> No.9708450

>>9708344
I want to bury my mouth in Iceland’s slightly furry pussy

>> No.9708457

>stop at target Starbucks to get a coffee
>girl ignores me for a minute before taking my order
>move over to one of the tables after paying with my card
>someone else walks up to the counter to make an order
>the barista goes over to them and asks if they wanted the receipt

>> No.9708470

>>9708439
How old was your sister??

>> No.9708516

>>9708470
12

>> No.9708634

>>9706235
>>Never worked in a restaurant or talked with anyone who's worked in a restaurant

>>What the fuck is sectioning?

>> No.9708752

>>9695803
You know steakhouses serve sides on the cart right

>> No.9708878

>>9708752
>on the cart
What country are you from?

>> No.9708909

>>9708516
ok..

>> No.9708912 [DELETED] 

>>9695832
>>9698153
I worked at the OG and we did this to let the chef know it was a refill so he did not make a huge bowl and have the faggot take 3 bites and trash the rest

>> No.9708954

>>9704116
Have you never heard the term petty bureaucrat?

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>>9695707
did you expect him to serve it to you porcelein plates with gold plated cutlery? you're supposed to wrap a fucking kebab in foil or wax paper. that's how you're supposed to fucking eat it.

>> No.9709084

>>9698618
U wot?

>> No.9709115

>>9695803
Bring a salad next time nigger

>> No.9709345

>>9695707
some places always give the takeout version of the food because it's easier to always do it the same way

>> No.9709516

>>9695762
you have to be pretty fucking awful looking to get that from a brownie.

>> No.9709641

>>9701745
Vietnamese places the waiter swings by only only twice, once to serve water and get orders, the next with all your orders together. If you want to change something or want to ask where your shit is you have to go to the register and tell them that. It's weird but Asians are fucking weird in general so just deal with their bullshit. I do it just because they have shaking beef served with tomato pasta, and that shit is fucking good.

>> No.9709655

>>9704483
I live in a rural Arizonan county and the way he was eating was disgusting

>>9705950
No I wouldn't fucking know it's common because I've never seen or heard this shit happen before. And I've never heard of chinese sit-down restaurants making you share tables either.

>> No.9709663

>>9704641
>go to hipster bar
I stopped reading there because I could tell it only goes south from there

>> No.9709667

>>9705904
Just tell them you'd like to order just your drink first, a lot of places have the drink orders filled out before getting to any of the food.

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>>9704641
that's fucking retarded, I have been to bars that have sake cups and pots.
you should have just laughed and said "yeah this place is pretty shitty huh?" like the joke was always that the place sucked.

>> No.9709817

>>9695803
>be vegetarian
You mean
>be a humongous picky fuck that instantly reduces the number of possible meals by over half when you find people nice enough to try to accommodate you

>> No.9709838

>>9704641
>"yeah I've got even got a nice little pot to heat it up in"
Jokes on you, it would have been fucking awful.
If you can't drink sake without warming it up, it's trash.

>> No.9709850

>>9695723
BETA
E
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A

>> No.9709852

>>9709838
am I a massive pleb for prefering sake cold?
I buy pretty expensive stuff but its just not as smooth and satisfying if it's warm.

>> No.9709856

>>9709852
Sake should be served cold.
Have you ever noticed in your japanese cartoons that only drunks drink warm sake?

>> No.9709937

>>9705643
they want to experience every single kind of pleasure before they grown into old ugly women. its heartbreaking really:

>> No.9710119

>be 19

>> No.9710132

>>9704843
He could've just asked for a container for the pizza too, like shit it's not as if people have never eaten at a restaurant and didn't ask for some to-go boxes after they had their fill

>> No.9710135

>At a restaurant with my friends
>The waitress seems to be a friend of my friends so she says she'll sit with us when she's served us.
>Takes my order
>"NY striploin, medium."
>"Medium..?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Are you sure?"
>"Yeah...?"
She then sat down and looked at me with a frown on her face the entire night.

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Go out for lunch with young repbulicans club. Order some double fruit craft beer. Guy paying the bill asks who ordered the cherry pineapple penis drink.

I had to admit it was me. Everyone says I drink like a girl

>> No.9710233

>>9695803

your family hates you.

>> No.9710282

>>9710205
Embrace your inner girl, anon, at least you'll try new flavours.

>> No.9710286

>>9698514
Are norwegians notorious for being xenophobic? I don't think I've ever read anything notable about them

>> No.9710393

>>9704739
Do hicks like you get off on being racist these days?

>> No.9710441

>>9695803
You don't walk into a vegetarian place and demand they serve you meat do you?

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>>9708439
There was poop on the floor for a week???!!!

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>>9710119
Damn, I need the full story. Can't believe that really happens to you

>> No.9710566

>>9695707
should have just sat down on one of the tables m8

>> No.9710574

>>9696314
faggot kys this is why we are all here.

>> No.9710691

>>9710393
He didn't say anything even vaguely racist, anon.

>> No.9710756

>>9710558
Thanks for the (you).

>> No.9711226

>>9703768
I'm also rich from bitcoins but I still eat gad station food and mcdonald's most of the time.

>> No.9711236

>>9711226
That makes sense though. Gas station food and McDonad's is horribly expensive for what you get. You'd have to be willing to waste money in order to eat at those places. Gas stations especially--the markup is insane.

>> No.9711244

>>9698153
> amerifats, never change

>> No.9711264

>>9711236
Actually the gas station I go to has a full kitchen and makes a ton of food for pretty cheap. It's just under $5 for a large soda, two large chicken strips, two barbecue burritos, cheesy tater tots, and a sausage biscuit. They have tons of free sauce packets to choose from as well, and because I used to work there sometimes they just don't charge me because the older ladies that work in the kitchen liked me.

>> No.9711293

>>9711264
Yeah, the stuff they make in-house can be a pretty decent deal. It's the pre-packaged food that's horrible value.

But that said, you can still do it yourself for less money. $5 easily covers the ingredients for what you described, and then some. After all, if they can make it and sell it at a profit then so can you.

>> No.9711318

>>9711264
How poor are you that you think $1-$2 is expensive?

>> No.9711322

>>9711318
Whether $1-$2 is expensive depends entirely on what you get for it. Sure, $2 is not much money on an absolute scale. But $2 for, say, a big candy bar or a tiny fast-food burger? Or worse yet, an "energy drink"? Very poor value for money.

>> No.9711326

>>9711293
I'm worth more money than the time it takes to make it. If I were to take the time of day to find all the ingredients and prepare it fully, I would lose money.
Day trading is stressful shit.

>>9711318
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know what is going on right now? I'm pointing out how it's NOT expensive, I'm rich but still eat like shit and live among filth.

>> No.9711329

>>9711326
>Day trading is stressful shit.
I believe you. But what do you do when you're not trading? Surely you have plenty of time then. I find cooking to be a great way to get away from the stress at work.

>> No.9711332

>>9711322
>He doesn't know the definition of expensive

>> No.9711334

>>9711332
Yes, I'm well aware that >>9711318
didn't. That's why I just explained it.

>> No.9711345

>>9711329
I spend most of my free time inline roller skating.

>> No.9711352

>at steak palace
>order the eye fillet
>waiter asks how I like it done
>laugh "definitely not well done haha"
>waiter gets visibly upset with my tone
>"Hey, I like it well-done!"
>the whole table laughs at the silly man
>he huffs and takes our order
>later
>some other waiter serves our meals
>bite into it
>it's completely raw
>blood starts seaping from my mouth as I try to pull out the red meat
>everyone at the table is screaming and trying to mop up all the cows blood
>I start crying and ask "why, why?"
>ambulance is called and they rush me hospital
>have to get my stomach pumped to get rid of all the dangerous bacteria infested meat
>recovering in ICU
>got a card with no name that just read "well done" with a giant gold star and a smiling cartoon cat

>> No.9711353

>>9697887
This is a new level of autism

>> No.9711368

>>9709856
>in cartoons
>i think cartoons reflect reality

Ive lived in Japan and tons of people drink warm sake. women, even.

>> No.9711375

>>9711368
women will drink what I tell them to drink, don't post here again until you get results

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>>9699738
> I know people you work with so I deserve your respect, goddammit
Ishiggydiggy

>> No.9711394

>>9704484
This guy is right. Lowest common denominator is the people the order tendies at ever restaurant.

>> No.9711404

>>9708878
I think he meant Al a carte.

>> No.9711411

>>9695707
>help a girl move into new apartment
>want some chipolte anon?
>ok, ive never been
>its crowded, she autisticly orders the same thing every time and does it flawlessly
>im slowly ordering and they are all rushing me
>WHAT KINDA RICE YOU WANT
>no rice, thanks
its a burrito and I think rice doesnt belong in it
>WHAT KIND
>uh...no thanks
>puts brown rice in it
>loudly say "I didnt want that!"
>they still somehow manage to ignore me
>girl grabs my hand and walks me over to register
>she pays and we take our food and leave
>"why do you always have to freak out anon?"
at least it was free
it was also pretty good too.

>> No.9711416

>>9710286
not necessarily norwegians, but the nobel commitee HATES anglos.

>> No.9711440

>>9710756
u too bby

>> No.9711452

>>9704116
Hint: he lied on the internet for that sweet sweet reddit screenshot

>> No.9711463

>>9710135
Your fault for ordering literal garbage

>> No.9711482

>>9703751
desu cuckporn was an american invention soooooo

>> No.9711484

>>9711411
Did you fugg her in the bussy?

>> No.9711560

>>9711384
>I pay you for your service so I expect you to do it properly.

>> No.9711582

>>9698514
Oh god please be real.

>> No.9711832

>>9695762
>never in your fucking life look
why would she even do that? Either you look like a pedo rapist or you're just imagining things.

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I went to Five Guys in my Hilary Clinton hat and the cashier started screaming "Cuck get out! RREEEEEE!"

I immediately fell down and shit myself. Sobbed uncontrollably while the employees dumped crates of peanuts on me.

>> No.9712682

>>9695831
I know a guy that uses this emoticon all the time. He's the biggest beta cuck manlet I know. Are you him?

>> No.9713033

>>9695707

>Bullied at restaurants
>Actually a thread of autists playing themselves due to social ineptitude

>> No.9714047

>>9704475
fucking as if
nobody fucking says gloomy outside of anime translations you fucking weeb

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>>9695707
Anytime I go to this one Mexican place it always ends up being a horrible experience.
>waitress never fucking comes to our table, every one around us gets taken care of except us
>fucking restroom has this horrid stench coming from it that makes half the place smell horrible
>table of mexican dudes who gave us ugly looks(were white) amd shaked their heads in dissaproval for some reason

>> No.9714186
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Good story:
>go to coffee place
>order my coffee
>wait for a while, other customers point out to me I've been waiting for some time
>too beta to say anything
>cashier notices, apologizes and gives me a larger size

Bad story:
>go to new fast food place
>survey the menu
>at the very back of a huge line, figure it'll take a while and take my time
>get called next from other side of the store to my surprise
>asks what I want
>quickly glance at the menu and choose the first item I see
>"a chicken wrap", I say but only after stuttering and repeating myself 3 times
>pay, wait in line
>another worker comes
>asks what I want on it
>confused because I figured it was like ordering a burger from mcdonalds
>"nothing", I say while staring at the floor
>"are you sure?"
>she's standing over a tortilla wrap with nothing but a piece of chicken
>notice the ingredients infront of her, like at subway
>pick out 3 random ingredients
>feel everybody staring at me
>get my order
>almost spilled my drink trying to put the lid on
>rush out of there

>> No.9714342

>>9704506
brinkinking a window is pretty easy to get away with senpai.

>> No.9714429

>>9711404
bone app the teeth

>> No.9715543

>>9711352
you can eat steak raw, anon (it's called "steak tartar". It's CHICKEN (and in some countries, pork) that has to be thoroughly cooked or you'll be fucked up by it.

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OC
>went shopping in the station
>had some loose change
>saw maccas
>carefully count the change for exact amount
>order a burger, chicken and cheese, and six nuggets
>"what sauce do you want"
>fuck
>haven't thought about sauce
>freezed
>"uhh..what sau-"
>"ranchbbqketchupsweetsou-"
>panics
>"uh..ketchup"
>instant regret
>want to correct it to ranch when the total was in
>it is different from the calculation
>in panic handed in money
>had more change than before
>fuck
>got my order and ran as fast back home
>opens paper bag
>they forgot the burger
>mfw
Maccas is mcdonalds btw you philistines

>> No.9715559

>>9695803
It's a steakhouse you dipshit and your brother has the right to celebrate his birthday anywhere he wants, lucky for you soft cunt to be invited at all. Fucking vegays

>> No.9715568

>>9695707
>eating steak at a restaurant near my house because fridge mostly empty
>breddy good
>take a mouthfull of steak and some creamed spinach
>cute waiter lady comes up right away and ask if everything is ok
>look at hear and slowly chew until she either goes away or waits till i finish
>finally swallow, clean my mouth with a napkin and say it's fine
I'm not saying she chose the moment just to make it awkward. But this shit happens way too often in various places to be a coincidence

>> No.9715597

>>9709852
Absolutely not. Sake is much better when cold.

Anyone who tells you otherwise is an asshole.

>> No.9715604

>>9710286
No we just hate Americans

>> No.9715611

Here's a recent one:

>went shopping on a pretty hot irish day(as hot as they get there)
>i'm not irish btw
>on my walk home go into a pub and order a guiness since i'm thirsty as fuck
>the guy does the usual thing of pouring it 3/4th of the way and leave it on the counter to "settle"
>grab it and take one swing since my mouth is dry as fuck
>put it back so the waiter can pour the rest
>some irish older dude clearly takes offence at me drinking a half-pured pint
>"hey lad, you know you have to wait for it to settle eh?"
>I ask him why he thinks he can tell me how I should drink my beer
>"it's irish beer, that's how you drink it"
>tell him that it's not irish anymore, it's MINE since I paid for it
>grab it and take another sip just to annoy him more
He just waved his hand in disgust or something like that and left me be. Fuckin' paddy dunk thinking he can tell me how to drink my beer.

>> No.9715614

>>9715604
That's wrong though. I've seen more jizzing over America in Norway than any other European country.

>> No.9715618

>>9715611
UR a fag dude

>> No.9715627

>>9715618
I'll grant you that I could have been much less of an asshole, sure. But you can't argue that telling strangers how they can or cannot drink their beer is assholish as well.

I was in bad mood since I didn't find what I wanted that day.

>> No.9715648

>>9715611
>>9715618
Here's another one I have about how to drink certain liquors. Also in ireland.

>sit at a bar talking to a friend bartender
>an older irish dude comes along with a lady friend
>orders two gin and tonics
>my friend swiftly sets up two tall glasses with ice, adds gin to them
>puts small glasses of tonic next to them
>"that'll be X.YZ please"
>older guy scoofs at the tall glasses
>starts off on a tirrade about how gin should be drank in balloon glasses!
>starts talkin' shit about my bartender friend as if he doesn't know his job
>look at the guy and just say "there are many ways of drinking gin"
>he asks if I'm irish
>nope
>"the what the FUCK do you know about gin?!"
>just laugh at the guy, no point continuing the conversation
His lady friend(which turned out to be his sister later) was clearly not happy with him starting shit, so I just let them be.

>> No.9715650

>>9714186
>>asks what I want on it
>"nothing", I say while staring at the floor
What the heck is wrong with you people?
How hard can it be to muster a "What do you have?" or maybe even a "surprise me"?

>> No.9715716

>>9711482
I still love this wordfilter so much

>> No.9715891

>>9715650
not all of us can be neurotypical

>> No.9715897

>>9715891
Hopinions is genuinely autistic and even he doesn't break down that badly when going to a restaurant.

>> No.9715904

>>9715897
Diagnosed aspie here. You're a retard. That is EXACTLY what happens.

>> No.9715914

>>9695707
Thats not bein bullied retard

>> No.9715919

>>9715904
>That is EXACTLY what happens.
What? I just gave an example of a person who doesn't go full autist even though he's autistic.
You being a fucking sperg who breaks down at the slightest deviation is all on you.

>> No.9715920

>>9697887
Retarded fatmerican thas was not bullied just stared a lot by asking sugar cocaine drink

>> No.9715925

>>9708912
>mixing together bagged pasta and sauce

oh wow, so sorry to interrupt the cockchugging faggot in between heroin injections

>> No.9715928

>>9715919
>you being a sperg for being a sperg is on you
Do you even understand what autism is?

>> No.9715942

>>9715928
Yes, I do. I was tested for it.
You should still be able to ask what the fucking alternatives are. If you can not handle this shit then even chris-chan is more functional than you.

>> No.9715947

>>9715942
Were you diagnosed? Do you understand that there is a spectrum, and some people are more functional than others? You're basically lumping one autist in with every other autist.

>> No.9715960

>>9715947
>Every other autist.
HO is an example of mild autism.
CWC is an example which just borders on needing a caretaker following them constantly.
Why the fuck are you even at a restaurant if you hardly manage to order from a menu?

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>>9701745
>>9709641
I'll admit south east asians are pretty much the niggers of the orient

>> No.9716226

>>9714169
Stop going there you dumb cunt.

>> No.9716389

>>9708439
Hehe that was a really funny story anon

>> No.9716644

>>9715966
Oh yeah! He's going to rape the shit out of those viet cong bitches. He's going to leave his capitalist freedom cum in their commie cunts

>> No.9716683

>>9715966
That picture in the corner looks like Paul Giammati dressed as Mao

>> No.9717160

>>9708344
Source?

>> No.9717334

>couple hours to kill in a town far enough away from home
>get hungry
>sit down outside small pizza and kebab type restaurant
>server comes out, order pizza, wait a while, eat
>afterwards, talk to grill fiend on the phone for more than 20 minutes
>server not showing up outside
>sit there for another fifteen minutes
>server still not coming out
>get up and leave
Don't let people bully you guys

>> No.9718845

>>9714169
That stench in the bathroom is probably Mexicans throwing used tp in the trash, apparently that's a thing down there

>> No.9718978

>>9718845
They do that because they are used to toilets clogging because they flush diapers.

>> No.9719012

>>9718978
the drainage systems in most countries are not geared to handle people dumping paper pulp

>> No.9719033

>>9695803
>>be vegetarian
>get treated like shit

You deserve it.

>> No.9719037

>>9705971
He's american; his car's floorpan is rusted through.

>> No.9719056

>>9698517
People that ask for a cocktail menu are idiots anyway

>> No.9719177
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>>9714429

>> No.9719209

>>9715648
Just looked up on google, only spanish variation of gin and tonic is drank in balloon glass, he probably saw it on a vacation and now keeps embarrassing his nation.

>> No.9719277

>>9715597
Depends on the type man it aint so cut and dry guy

>> No.9719313

>>9717160
Now you're deliberately being stupid
>>9715553
Okay, I could see this happen if you're on the spectrum or if you have social anxiety. But if you don't have a diagnosis, go to the doctor and get one ASAP my man
>>9715568
If you're eating, and especially if you're dining alone, your mouth is gonna be full most of the time. It's hard to time it better than that.

>> No.9719332

>>9711352
Are there really people that think blood isn't completely drained from the animal upon butchery?

>> No.9719339

>>9698514

Lost my shit. You’re doing great work.

>> No.9719364

>Be at the state fair in the mid 90s.
>Was like 7 or 8 at the time, I was a bit chubby and absolutely addicted to caramel.
>Was going nuts wanting a caramel apple.
>Mom gives me some quarters to shut me up.
>Run over to the stall, brain is on full retarded kid mode.
>Scream out, "A CARAMEL APPLE PLEASE".
>Redneck dude looks at me and just shakes his head no.
>Say to him, "But I need it."
>He replies back, "Son, what you need is a girdle" as he pokes my gut.
>Get sad and walk away.

>> No.9719380

>>9719332
You'd be surprised how many people can't tell the difference between blood and meat juice

>> No.9719393

>>9711352
>blood

>> No.9719543

>>9698514
So fake it took the fun away from the entire thing.

>> No.9719558

>>9715614
It's called being polite in public. You're not special.

>> No.9719595

>>9719380
You would be surprised how irrelevant it is sperglord

>> No.9719689

>>9705924
Unrelated, but reminder: Billy's implied racism was an intentional red herring. He's not racist.

>> No.9719695

>>9698514
Based

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>>9698090
>street urchin

>> No.9719876

>>9719595
Says the one who thinks "ewww mioglobin looks like blud! Gross!!!"

People literally eat blood all the time too. Black pudding is fucking delicious.

>> No.9720012

>>9719313
Somehow I'm always highly strung during this kind of transaction, just like when you're on a teller desk and waiting for something (nervous)
But I think I do have social anxiety, haven't got it checked

>> No.9720016

>>9715648
Gin is dutch

>> No.9720097

>>9720016
I know, that why I laughed. I had no idea what he was on about with the irish question.

Goddamn irish drunks. Funny, but annoying people. Too often I was close to a fistfight because they just don't know when to admit they are wrong.

>> No.9720121

>>9719876
You are sperging out again.

>> No.9720247

>>9711264

>5 bucks for 3000 calories and a clogged artery

How fucking fat are you

>> No.9720520

>>9709838
I prefer sake cold. It's just that all their bottles were room temp. Honestly the fact that they were keeping even nigori at room temp should have been an indicator for what I was about to get myself into, but I was a little tipsy already so I ignored it.

>> No.9720588

>>9704353
They're really good tacos

>> No.9720610

>>9705965
We have to share the bed and bedroom.

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>>9720610
'roomate'

>> No.9720703

>>9704414
You can't bash anything with your thin brittle bones commie.

>> No.9720718

>>9714342
>Left a note explaining why
Would be easy enough for the store owner to remember who it was and give the description to the police not like it still isn't possible to not get caught but the note is really the part that sends it into bullshit territory

>> No.9720738

>>9695723
What the fuck is wrong with you? Just correct the order.

>> No.9720740

>>9711375
What a faggot

>> No.9720745

>>9720718
>1999s in a large as fuck city.
Yeah ok faggot so you know the cops got better shit to arrest then some dude being a vandal.
Worst case you pay the damages.

>> No.9720749

>>9711375
You sound like an abusive piece of shit.
Enjoy your four divorces and heart attack at age 37.

>> No.9720756

>>9719037
>he calls it a floorpan

>> No.9720781

>>9720749
Found the cuck.

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9720807

>>9720781
>if you arent a controlfreak you're a cuck
Found the sociopath.

Enjoy your 3 kids all deserting you as soon as theyre 18(which im sure you'll be grateful for) and then leaving you in a home to die alone.

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9720859

>live in small community coastal area
>Get shitty food/service
>Dont bother complaining
>Word gets around the coast how shitty the place is
>Doesn't survive the winter
>Closed by next spring
Even if you depend on tourists for income, if you shit on the locals you are fucked. Guess who all the tourists ask where to go eat.

>> No.9720944

>>9714169
I bet reagan was a great drinking buddy.

>> No.9720965

>>9714169
So he was a "leftie" after all.

>> No.9721018

>>9720807
Pretty much the only way whores won't divorce you is to beat them on the reg

>> No.9721048

>>9720610
You share the same bed? What? Also why do you want to bash his head in? What does he act like?

>> No.9721904

>>9698514
If this is real you have my admiration and respect, I fucking hate Norwegians too.

>> No.9721916

>be 28 year old handsome neet
>my mom drives me to kfc
>hands me a 20 and tells me to go get what i want
>get inside and just stare at the menu
>dont know how to order kfc for 1
>go back to car 10 minutes later and explain to mom
>she goes in and gets my food

>> No.9721933

>be asian male
>growing out my hair because samurais r kool
>ordering burrito at mexican place
>guy calls my order, i go up
>sets my food down and says "here you go mujero"
>guy working next to him chuckles
>hold the pain in and thank him

long hair is a meme anyways..

>> No.9722217

>>9701750
Not him, but I ordered a pizza and wings the other day, around 15 bucks, and the driver took off with my twenty. Didn't even ask if I wanted change back. I was gonna give him like two bucks, but still.

IN my defense, i didn't get much time to say anything as he just kinda walked off. I called the store though and told them about it.

>> No.9722244

>>9721933
LONDON

>> No.9722574

>>9698514
>Retire
>Implying you won’t be purged by Tillerson

>> No.9722683

>>9715648
>>9715618
>>9715611
you are all fags for drinking alchohol

>> No.9722687

>>9716644
chances are he gets killed by a girl lmao

>> No.9722693

>>9719364
based

>> No.9722712

>>9698514
You, I like you

>> No.9722893

>>9719364
he saved your life right there dude

>> No.9723727

>>9695790
holy shit i feel you on that. i only enjoy eating by myself. its actually a horrible mindset to have. i used to not eat around people, that created some awkward interactions. ive gotten on to just not enjoying eating around people, but it still sucks.

i dont know what it is but i hate it. just know others out there feel you man

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>>9723727
Having shitty roommates is worse than that. Its like you can never feel at home or comfy so you can barely breathe, let alone eat.

Not that guy you were responding to but I had some awful roommates and I spent most of my time in my majors labs/studios with my coffee maker and blanket in my desk. Terrible cold nights but better than coming home to a farting snoring smelly beast that may or may not wake you up with vomiting.

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9724368

>local restaurant I like just implemented a no singles policy as per the city's new policy
>have to pay a prostitute to go with me
>prostitute paid by the hour, figure I can get my food and eat it in less than an hour
>place is fucking packed, takes 20 minutes just for the bitch of a waiter to put in my order
>bitch starts demanding I pay for her meal too
>agree, because I have no choice, have to pay in advance now
>food takes so fucking long to get to us that an hour passes, don't have the money to pay the hooker for another hour
>she smirks, gets up, and leaves
>food finally comes, waiter asks me where my girlfriend went
>stutter out that she went to the bathroom
>waiter fucking goes to check as I shovel down my food as quickly as possible
>look up to see the anti-single enforcement bouncer staring at me
>picks me up by my collar with one hand
>"We got a single here! Anybody want him!?"
>Everybody shouts "No! Throw him out!" and starts laughing at me
>tossed out on my ass, food slopped down the front of my shirt
>go to my car, or where it was, it is missing
>realize my keys are gone
>hooker stole my keys and my car too
>walk home alone as all the other couples out and about laugh at me

>> No.9724517

>>9724368
kek