Al/ck/oholics Anonymous

[Anonymous No.9683198]

Internally debating for hours over whether to buy more booze Edition

Previous >>9674644

[Anonymous No.9683226]

An actual alchie will do it anyways. I recommend not doing it. Try to go dry for at least a couple days. Even if you don't break the habit, your organs may thank you.

[Anonymous No.9683241]

>>9683226
I'm 13 days without spirits though I've been drinking beer in relative moderation over the last few days.
It's nice and sunny; great beer weather.

[Anonymous No.9683275]

we got all the coconuts bitch

[Anonymous No.9683284]

I'm so fucking fat. I can't drop the pounds because I drink 1000+ calories of beer every single day. All I want out of life is to knock myself out with alcohol every night and NOT be horrifically unattractive to women. Is that too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.9683286]

Just finished 2 weeks sober and got drunk on 17 beers last night; had 6 beers the night before. Feeling a bit rekt today. Took all my vitamins and ibuprofen and whatever. I gotta tell you guys that without naltrexone i could not go a week or two without drinking. This stuff makes a huge difference in cravings.

[Anonymous No.9683322]

>finally get a new job offer last week
>wake up on first day of training
>horribly hungover, really still drunk
>try my best to drive there, keep taking wrong turns and eventually wonder where the hell I am
>realize where I went wrong
>also gas tank is at E, accidentally spent that money on whiskey
>go home and cry myself to sleep
>
>
>
>get an email from the company today asking if I still want the job

Start in two weeks. What should I drink tonight?

[Anonymous No.9683357]

>>9683284
drink vodka with low sugar juice

i drink this purely because it doesnt make me a fat cunt

would much rather be drinking other things

>alcoholic
>not horrifically unattractive
heh

[Anonymous No.9683422]

Awesome. My family just mailed me to say that I’m not welcome to go there this Christmas. Guess it’ll be another year of me drinking alone to the point of collapse. Santa doesn’t visit alchies ;_;

[Anonymous No.9683429]

>>9683422
Iktf, anon. I'd spend Christmas with you.

[Anonymous No.9683430]

>>9683422
How did you fuck up so badly that they not only didn't invite you, but uninvited you completely?

[Anonymous No.9683436]

>>9683422
haven't celebrated christmas in 7 years, alone every single one of them

wasn't even an alchie until 3 years ago

doesn't even bother me much honestly, there are much worse times of the year to be alone than christmas

fuck christmas

[Anonymous No.9683444]

>>9683422
Geez, what did you do to get uninvited? I could gather them not contacting you but to specifically contact you and tell you not to come you must have done something bad.

[Anonymous No.9683446]

>>9683357
I might switch it up. For some reason it's easy for me to justify 9 dollars for 6 beers but not 15 for 1 vodka, despite the difference in ABV (leaf prices).

[Anonymous No.9683454]

>>9683444
This. I must know. The trips compel you >>9683422

[Anonymous No.9683456]

>>9683430
The amount of stupid, dangerous, illegal shit I do when blacked out is horrifying. Last time I stayed there overnight I was woken every few minutes by the obese, spoiled fucking brat witch neighbor’s cunt of a handbag dog, the pain of being woken hung over repeatedly made me absolutely fucking explode with rage. Kicked off so hard that I almost kicked a damn wall down in my house I was banging it so hard, and threw in a couple of threats to rape their daughter, crucify the dog and set fire to their house. Guess they found it threatening and I ended up back in a cell.

[Anonymous No.9683460]

>>9683446
it's cause you know the vodka is worse for you, and it's a dive into the deeper end of alcoholism

so you pretend the beer is cheaper alcohol when you actually pay more per standard drink

[Anonymous No.9683470]

Got banned from my favorite substance abuse chat room. Fucking now what? I spent 24/7 there. I got banned from using the word "skype" or something. Cause they don't want people chatting outside of it. Banned for "spam/advertising"

[Anonymous No.9683477]

>>9683422
>Santa doesn’t visit alchies ;_;

That could be a country song.

[Anonymous No.9683478]

>>9683456
>rape their daughter, crucify the dog and set fire to their house
>Guess they found it threatening
what?

that's not threating

they're just soft cunts

[Anonymous No.9683490]

>>9683456
Drinking Aristrocrats again.

[Anonymous No.9683498]

>>9683460
I think drinking so much carbonated beer has affected my digestion in some horrifying ways as well.

[Anonymous No.9683505]

5.20am, been up 20 mins, buzz is hitting. Feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.9683509]

>>9683470
interested in competitive pokemon? /join showderp>

[Anonymous No.9683520]

>>9683490
lold

[Anonymous No.9683526]

I drink ~3 of these a day which costs less than $4 at my local Indian owned liquor store

Tastes bad and needs to be chased with salt but I am saving so much money and getting drunk and a good nights alcoholic coma so I can work the next day.

Anyone else drink so they sleep?

[Anonymous No.9683533]

>>9683422
i'm not welcome at family anymore, the gayest part is i don't bother them when i'm drunk, they come over and bother the shit out of me and call ambulances and shit when i'm not dying, just pretty drunk and i would have been fine sleeping it off
now i'm like tens of thousands in debt, they think i owe them my life ten times over, and none of us even wants to talk to each other. except they call me once a week to make sure i'm not dead and i have to answer or they'll call the cops on me again.

[Anonymous No.9683541]

>>9683422
Family sucks if they dont support you. Who needs people like that. Tell them to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.9683542]

>>9683526
Mine are 8.1% alcohol, not 6%

[Anonymous No.9683544]

>>9683533
sounds like you're the arsehole in this situation

[Anonymous No.9683554]

>>9683198
Can anyone explain the appeal of scotch and soda to me? I've never had one. Does the carbonation bring up the flavor or something? Carbonated water tastes like nothing, so why not just drink it straight or mix a proper drink with it instead?

[Anonymous No.9683556]

>>9683470
i remember when IRC was important to me. find a new hobby dude.

[Anonymous No.9683569]

>>9683556
What’s your hobby now except drinking yourself to death?

[Anonymous No.9683575]

>>9683544
i keep to myself, they intrude and cost me money and judge me

[Anonymous No.9683581]

>>9683554
Scotch sometimes has caramel-y notes that taste good with dark sodas

[Anonymous No.9683595]

>>9683569
i replaced live chat with 4chan posting. It's better because its anonymous and you dont get involved in bullshit online relationships.

[Anonymous No.9683597]

>>9683575
still sounds like you're the arsehole not them

[Anonymous No.9683611]

>>9683554
It’s just a refreshing highball with nothing but scotch flavour. Some people like that.

[Anonymous No.9683622]

What's a socially acceptable and healthy level of alcoholism?

[Anonymous No.9683626]

>>9683622
depends who your social group is.

[Anonymous No.9683646]

>>9683622
Two glasses of wine a day with dinner.

[Anonymous No.9683721]

>>9683646
How about beer? 3-4 a day max or its bingeing?

[Anonymous No.9683746]

>>9683322
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.9683799]

>>9683611
Fuck you, too, anon.

[Anonymous No.9683827]

>>9683526
It's weird, when I was a kid I could get fukken hammered and then pass out for twelve hours but as a grown man I can get fucked up and sleep 5 hours and keep my shit together for a 10 hour shift.

[Anonymous No.9683832]

>>9683827
that will stop being the case in your early/mid thirties. youll start to develop withdrawals and its no longer fun.

[Anonymous No.9683881]

>>9683832
Noted as a 22yr old anon. I know I need to grab a hold of my drinking by the balls one day before I'm fucked

[Anonymous No.9683898]

>>9683881
Yep. try to never forget that you need to maintain your guard against alcohol. Enjoy it if you can but never let yourself believe its harmless.

[Anonymous No.9683901]

>>9683832
>>9683881
This. 28 and being a bitch getting the DT's isn't fun.

[Anonymous No.9683937]

>>9683456
woooow what in the fuck anon you have a serve alcohol problem get help or a tv show deal
damn man thats fucked up

[Anonymous No.9683940]

>>9683470
eh move on and get a new hobbie chatrooms and shit get boring after a while

many more healthier ways to spend time.

[Anonymous No.9683943]

>>9683533
nah anon yer fucked in the head stop drinking or go to aa if its that bad wtf man

[Anonymous No.9683945]

>tfw you're scared to run out of booze

[Anonymous No.9683992]

>>9683945
the fear is real

also
>tfw scared to leave house to buy booze when sober

have to make sure I always got enough booze left to get drunk before going to buy more

[Anonymous No.9684002]

[Anonymous No.9684069]

>>9683597
kys fagtits

[Anonymous No.9684274]

do you guys have any hobbies that are compatible with alcoholism? i ask because someone asked me what i do for fun the other day and i was somewhat dumbfounded

considering homebrew 2bh, two birds one stone

[Anonymous No.9684284]

Aw yiss. Just upgraded my puke and piss apparatus. Two 3 litre jugs and some bleach spray to cover it with after emptying. I’m practically royalty.

[Anonymous No.9684286]

>>9684274
>hobbies that are compatible with alcoholism?

What hobbies are compatible with alcoholism? All I do is shitpost and watch sitcoms or movies I've seen before. I don't like seeing something for the first time drunk.

[Anonymous No.9684300]

>>9683526
>Anyone else drink so they sleep?
2 pint cans and 2 benadryls has been my nightly routine for a while

[Anonymous No.9684308]

>>9684284
Another year of gracious living!

[Anonymous No.9684315]

>>9684274
>hobbies
I lay on whichever piece of floor is least strewn with toxic waste and broken glass, watching YouTube and XVideos 24/7. Is that a hobby? Because it’s all I do.

[Anonymous No.9684330]

Why does Disney Channel show Girl Meets World at 0300 Sunday when only drunk men are up?

Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.9684339]

>>9684274
playing the piano

though I may not be as good it's definitely more enjoyable

[Anonymous No.9684349]

can someone post that webm with the fancy drink and cigar?
thanks

[Anonymous No.9684462]

>>9683422
Doge loves you and I am sure it is for the best.
Myself I have had to many low points in my parents house.

[Anonymous No.9684704]

Fuck me. £8.14 left in my bank account.
Anyone pay attention to cryptocurrencies? Monero is up like 30% to 2 million satoshi today.
I used to have 100,001 of them. Bought them for pennies. Now worth 120 dollars each. Plus 650 bitcoin. Which are worth 5 grand each, and 2k USD worth of altcoins, the combined value of which today would make me a billionaire.
£8.14. It’s enough for some frosty jacks. Which is what I’m gonna buy now.

[Anonymous No.9684717]

>>9684704
you could of held onto it and lost all your money too

what use is looking into the past with retrospect

[Anonymous No.9684721]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uOZUnKgRzH0

[Anonymous No.9684730]

>>9684717
If I’d held I’d be insanely rich, the price has gone up and up. The amount of money invested in cryptos is only a few years off hitting trillions of dollars.
At least I’m not this dude. That’s about 45 million quid today. I at least spent mine on moonshine and crack instead of just binning it like this clown
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/27/hard-drive-bitcoin-landfill-site

[Anonymous No.9684738]

>>9684730
>if

[Anonymous No.9684747]

>>9684738
Yeah I suppose.
Still got a grand’s worth of monero stashed, and I bet it’ll be worth 5-10k within 2 years, but still.

[Anonymous No.9684813]

>>9683422
*hug*

>>9683456
They say there aren't bad dogs, only bad dog owners.
That said, I would have found it threatening too.

>>9683554
It's a high-school tier cocktail and, with vodka+OJ, the most common way 16yo drink spirits.
Idk why it would be popular in the US and places underage can't buy spirits.

[Anonymous No.9684966]

>>9683198
>depression
The book 'Feeling Good' by MD David Burns can help. It's about cognitive-behavioral therapy, a successful treatment for depression.

Link:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/vedhl0

[Anonymous No.9684975]

>>9683422
I know this feel. Haven't had a Christmas or a thanksgiving with my family in half a decade now since they disowned/disinherited me. I now understand why old people hate the holidays though, they're just as alone as I am

[Anonymous No.9685065]

I've been drinking for 11 years. My body is starting to not take to alcohol anymore.

[Anonymous No.9685067]

>>9685065
Sounds like it's time to start riding that white horse

[Anonymous No.9685095]

>>9685065
Mine got like that. Drinking war arduous and I'd feel physically ill drinking until about halfway through the bottle yet I couldn't stop myself.

[Anonymous No.9685100]

>>9685067
>>9685095
So what do?

[Anonymous No.9685122]

>>9685100
I don't have a solution other than quitting. And I'm still drinking beer even though I struggle to get enough of it down to feel drunk.

[Anonymous No.9685181]

>>9685065
Same here. I can stand a glass or two with dinner but any more and I feel my blood pressure and heartbeat going mad and I’ll be shaky and won’t sleep right.

I’m giving it up for the most part.

[Anonymous No.9685285]

>>9685100
Either quitting or moderation.
Most alcoholics can't into moderation, they wouldn't be alkies otherwise. But you're free to try and see for yourself.

And see a doc, your body trying to quit drinking on its own means it's damaged and close to failure.

[Anonymous No.9685290]

>>9684975
I'm a senior in chemical engineering and my mom and step dad have basically disowned me. Done lots of stupid shit but ive always held my shit together decently

[Anonymous No.9685291]

>>9683198
2 weeks sober today boys. Feels pretty good. I dont have the urge to drink but worried if i hang with friends because they party alot.

And it doesnt help a buddy of mine owns a bar and invites me to it for cheap drinks every weekend. Gotta stay strong

[Anonymous No.9685342]

>>9683799
Rude.

[Anonymous No.9685349]

>>9685291
Well done.

Whatever little social life I have left apart from my family is all heavily booze based. I don't think I've voluntarily interacted with someone who isn't a parent or sibling soberly for well over a decade.

I don't feel the need either, desu. The very urge to be social is liquor based in me, I don't have these normie desires when sober.

[Anonymous No.9685365]

Watching "Passengers"

Guy has an unlimited supply of booze and food and is upset somehow. Lol

[Anonymous No.9685442]

>>9685065
Did you not eat for a long time.
Best advice is see doctor, 2nd, bes advice is drnk melted icecream, build up to milk then toast, and start eating again.
You sound like you need vodka in the morning, but are trying to cut it with beer, honestly I would seek expert advice, propabily a stomach ulcer.
Bonus round, plug redwine up your butt with a funnel.

Do you spit up blood, vomit ??? any more details, can you eat a hamburger?

[Anonymous No.9685508]

>>9684002

which episode of moral orel is that?

[Anonymous No.9685544]

>>9685291
I've been to bars sober. Most bartenders are understanding of our problems.
There will always be some retard calling you a fag for not getting drunk. I consider them to be the fags who never experienced withdrawals.

[Anonymous No.9685559]

At the weening stage.

Been a heavy whiskey drinker for years. Off to by a pack of beer to gradually ween myself off the hard stuff, and eventually stop completely. Thankfully I'm pretty tolerant to coming off stuff; only reason I ever started drinking in the first place was stress, which is now a factor I can mitigate without the booze.

[Anonymous No.9685570]

>>9685544
If you go to bars sober and not to drink, you are the retard, bars are horrible places ppl go to forget their worries and feel good/normal for a while.
Bartenders do not get paid as much as you think, they simply do not fucking care.

[Anonymous No.9685587]

>>9683505
Now 4.50pm.
Booze gone.
Sober.
Everything is ‘twitchy’.
This is going to be an intense night.

[Anonymous No.9685588]

>>9685559
think baby steps, shit isnt as easy as buy 24 beer drink it then be sober for a few weeks.
Do not give your self unrealistic expectations, and when you fail forgive yourself and start over.

[Anonymous No.9685629]

Now watching "Pretty Woman"

Good lord prime Julia Roberts was insanely good looking

[Anonymous No.9685638]

pretty sure i'm gonna have to put my dog down she is getting worse everyday. that's just what i needed along with these withdraws.

[Anonymous No.9685645]

>>9685638
grow sum balls

[Anonymous No.9685656]

>Trying to save up for a house
>Working 6pm-630am every day
>Get home and still am not tired
I have to drink at least 8 beers before I get tired. I can't afford this shit.

[Anonymous No.9685659]

>>9685656
Heavy lifting and eat a big post workout meal

[Anonymous No.9685667]

>>9685659
I should do this. Every time I start lifting I get really awful tennis elbow though. Need to find a way to stop that shit.

[Anonymous No.9685669]

>>9685656
If you are working 12hrs and cant afford beers,get a new job, if you mean on your health then fuck yeah get a new job.
I don't know any retards who would work that 12 hr shift and not afford beer.

[Anonymous No.9685674]

>>9685667
Long walks will work too. Grab a coffee and walk for 3 or 4 hours. Podcasts help.

[Anonymous No.9685685]

>>9685669
I can afford it working half my current hours. I just can't afford to be saving the neccessary 2-3k a month to buy a house in 6 months and not have awful monthly payments.

[Anonymous No.9685691]

nothing wrong with a naughty little pint
I'll tell u that

[Anonymous No.9685703]

>>9685674
Avoid coffee in the afternoon if you have sleep problems. Good advice otherwise.

[Anonymous No.9685707]

>>9685691
Every pint is ‘just a pint’, even the 5th pint of everclear

[Anonymous No.9685722]

Fuck modern society. I’d embrace toothaches and lethal infections to live free like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
Erecting any kind of shelter in the uk without permission is an imprisonable offence.

[Anonymous No.9685723]

I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house. Might get on the ol' motorbike and grab a burger

[Anonymous No.9685726]

>>9685685
difference between living and saving,plus you don't want to work a 12hr nightshift, train up an get a normal job.
Nice you can earn money and save but a house is not easy to sell, buy a trailer if you don't want to pay rent but DO NOT buy a house where you have to work a job you don't like 12hr shifts working nights.
Unless idk you are a retard.

[Anonymous No.9685737]

Just watched shoenice down a bottle of everclear in one go. surely that isn't physically possible in one go? I know people have died from drinking a pint of vodka before

[Anonymous No.9685745]

>>9685737
My party trick used to be hitting 70cl of vodka in one glug. Shoenice is legit.
Search YouTube for LAbeast’s attempt

[Anonymous No.9685755]

>>9685745
>LABeast’s attempt:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QCFTDmLKInY
Shoenice reigns supreme

[Anonymous No.9685803]

>>9683198
wtf is happening
I been drinking for 9-10 years now.
but lately I cant get fucking drunk
i had 12 beers now and feel fucking nothing ?
Wtf is this the next stage ?
Usually I black out after 15-18 but today I feel not even tipsy ,what is happening ?

[Anonymous No.9685812]

>>9685803
Beers take too long to finish. You end up sobering up.

[Anonymous No.9685822]

>>9685812
10min for a beer isnt too long you faggot

[Anonymous No.9685888]

>>9685803
Tolerance.

[Anonymous No.9685900]

>>9685726
I don't have to work 12 hours a day to afford a mortgage. I just want to have enough to pay a decent percentage down payment. Have thought about just buying a condo instead though.

[Anonymous No.9685907]

>>9685888
>checked
but as I said ,I been a daily drinker for almost 10 years now.Never had a sober day (never went under 8 beers & some wine )
but lately its "hard" to get drunk ?

[Anonymous No.9685914]

Why are women literally evil incarnate?

My mother is such a fucking sociopath

[Anonymous No.9685929]

>>9685914
Dudes are powerless against delicious cunnies. If we think we have a shot of slinging a shot up that slot, they’re treated like royalty. Grils are often spoiled, unreasonable little shits.
Dem cunnies tho.

[Anonymous No.9685959]

>>9685822

Beers shouldn't last more than a couple minutes. What are you, a fucking normalfag?

[Anonymous No.9685965]

>>9685959
I drink normal beers ,not american piss m8
0,5 6% and its fucking winter

[Anonymous No.9685967]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3bwAS8cN7Xtzvv5UurJOOX

[Anonymous No.9685973]

>>9685965

>6%

Confirmed soft cunt. You drink like an American.

[Anonymous No.9685991]

I still feel like crap two days after getting wasted. Is that normal?

[Anonymous No.9686005]

>>9685991
The older you get the worse it’ll be

[Anonymous No.9686015]

>>9685929
Truth. I just wish she'd stay outta my shit but she's an old dried up hag who has nowhere from which to draw attention than male family members.

[Anonymous No.9686067]

>>9683470
>>9683556
Join #al/ck/ on rizon, we're a good bunch so far

[Anonymous No.9686081]

Fok

[Anonymous No.9686243]

My cat has been missing since last saturday lads. Used to come home several times a day if not all day. Pour one out for her

[Anonymous No.9686283]

Making a gin right now and making g&t's straight off the still. New to distilling (only the 5th run I've done, ish) and did a double distillation this time. It's come out like a light dry gin, I'm happy with it

[Anonymous No.9686304]

>>9686243
Live by the outdoors die by the outdoors

[Anonymous No.9686383]

>>9685745
La beast has admitted it's water in his live streams.

[Anonymous No.9686417]

Heartburn is so bad that I can’t breathe properly, omfg

[Anonymous No.9686426]

>>9686243
good
all outside cats need to die

[Anonymous No.9686430]

I just shot a speedball with too much blow now my legs are convulsing..

On a positive note I quit drinking years ago I just didn't know where to post it this... fucking shit msn

[Anonymous No.9686433]

>>9686426
If birds were so smart and special and worthy of protection they wouldn’t get killed by cats

[Anonymous No.9686441]

>>9686430
Why mix heroin and coke? Genuinely curious as I’ve never done heroin, but aren’t they contradictory effects?

[Anonymous No.9686454]

>>9686433
if cats were so smart and special and worthy of protection they wouldn't be killed by me

[Anonymous No.9686477]

>>9686417
Huh, apparently throwing up helps. God damn that feels better.
Now to tuck into more pure fucking acid frosty jacks.

[Anonymous No.9686480]

>>9686430
F

[Anonymous No.9686488]

>>9686454
I know you’re just being edgy because you’re 15 but this applies to literally every animal that can or has been killed by humans, which is all of them

[Anonymous No.9686493]

Still drunk, but decided to reward my body with some actual food instead of frozen pizza or ramen.

Made a meat and potato pie with some greens and homemade gravy, I forgot how good food can taste.

Now to celebrate with some Polish beers.

[Anonymous No.9686503]

What’s a good hangover cure? Besides alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9686507]

>>9686488
not edgy or 15
just need to keep invasive pests like cats and rats and termites from fucking up my property

[Anonymous No.9686521]

>>9686493
I just spent £180 on food and I bet I waste 90% of it. This whole trying to be normal on the basis that I’ll be sober soon meme, is getting old. May as well cancel the damn thing and just buy booze.

[Anonymous No.9686527]

>>9686521
>£180 on food
Is that a week or months worth?

>inb4 Tesco pleb

[Anonymous No.9686545]

>>9686521
Doing things for yourself like cooking meals makes you feel good about yourself and feeling good about yourself is getting a step closer to cutting down on drinking, assuming that’s why you drink. Also nutrients. Just keep at it.
The more different things you do the more ways out of your situation you have.

[Anonymous No.9686554]

>>9686527
2 weeks. I really don’t know why I bother though, it’ll just rot.
Still, it’s crucial that I have good food, on the off chance that I’ll be hungry ever

[Anonymous No.9686569]

>>9686477
Drink two pints of water to make you puke.
I did that for my nausea and cramps during my pancreatitis.

[Anonymous No.9686611]

>>9686503
pedialyte, exercise

[Anonymous No.9686617]

>>9686441
Yeah and thats why people die on it. It's totally stupid. Throws your nervous system into chaos.

[Anonymous No.9686634]

Friend just said they're making me godparent of their kid
I told them seriously? I can barely take of myself
They looked upset and made excuses and left
Dodged a bullet there

[Anonymous No.9686648]

Sober, have no soothing weed or Valium, just fucking tramp acid cider, plus my heating just died like it does EVERY winter. 5 degrees in here and feel utterly miserable. I need help, cannot go on like this. Someone please come and be my servant, I can’t cope

[Anonymous No.9686659]

>just fucking tramp acid cider

is it acid or is it cider

[Anonymous No.9686680]

>>9686659
Not even sure this shit is from planet earth

[Anonymous No.9686737]

>>9686634
That sucks. You offended them and hurt their feelings. Call them back and explain why you said what you said and then offer to be the Godfather.

[Anonymous No.9686749]

>>9686680
>share ice cold

We're all adults here, there is not going to be any sharing done.

[Anonymous No.9686755]

>>9683284
Stop drinking beer and offset your drinking calories with exercise. I'm not an alcoholic but I am a very heavy drinker, usually need half a litre of whiskey to get me plastered, and if I'm drinking I'll either make sure I don't eat a lot that day or get some exercise done.

Swimming, lifting weights, cycling, rowing etc..

[Anonymous No.9686756]

previously 3 weeks sober anon reporting in, now 8 beers in with whisky chasers and feeling pretty good, besides the whole hating my life thing. not worth it desu, i was bored sober but it wasn't like this. expecting shitty nights sleep complete with sweating and shaking, stay tuned to find out

[Anonymous No.9686765]

>>9686756
at this point just try to keep it to one night of drinking in a row. it could get a whole lot worse

[Anonymous No.9686775]

>>9686430
A speedball put my uncle in a coma for 4 months, easily could have died. be careful with that garbage my dude

[Anonymous No.9686789]

anyone else have a crazy ex gf?
mine is addicted to heroin and calls me to complain about her abusive boyfriend. I want to ignore her but if she dies I would feel guilty

[Anonymous No.9686802]

>>9686789
impregnate her

[Anonymous No.9686803]

>>9686789
my gf broke up with me because I got the 's' version of the iPhone 4 she had and she was pissed that I had a better phone

[Anonymous No.9686812]

>>9686680
>Frosty Jack's: ratebeer.com
>Plastic bottle from Today’s Local, Reading. Light gold with no head. Big spoiled cheap white wine, vomit, vomited white wine, light toilet cleaner, light washing up liquid, big sulphur, plastic, light glue, rubber, rotten eggs, big farts, big artificial sweeteners, big artificial apple with sulphites, rotten apple, chemical, light chlorine, light urine, some metallic aspects, watery cough syrup notes. Really bad.
>Horror in a glass.

[Anonymous No.9686816]

>>9686803
sounds like you dodged a bullet on that one

[Anonymous No.9686818]

>>9686816
maybe, she had an amazing body though

[Anonymous No.9686833]

>>9686818
Its like a sports car, looks good now, but in 20 years its a gaudy, faded piece of plastic covered in seagull shit

[Anonymous No.9686836]

>>9683284
Do drugs instead of booze.

>>9686812
>>Horror in a glass.
There's no glass involved.

>>9686818
There are many girls with a good body who are not sociopaths.

[Anonymous No.9686837]

>>9686634

Godparents don't have any responsibilities nowadays. Other than paying for some of the baptism.

[Anonymous No.9686845]

>>9686789

Meth outed club girl who stalked me at work and home for a few months. It took me moving out of the country and deleting all social media to finally shake her.

[Anonymous No.9686849]

>>9686836

>There are many girls with a good body who are not sociopaths.

But they usually have better options than hopeless alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.9686894]

>>9686837
And being a hypocrital part of some medieval, fraudulent ritual. Three time Godfather here. Never again.

[Anonymous No.9686902]

>>9686894

Jesus loves you brother.

[Anonymous No.9686909]

>>9686837
Traditionally they became adoptive parents after the biological parents' death, but nowadays they give kids to actually close relatives.

>>9686849
Well yes, you can't have butter, butter's money and the dairywoman.

[Anonymous No.9686946]

>>9686802
I'm convinced she's barren
>>9686845
That gives me hope

[Anonymous No.9686952]

should I have a drink and watch some trailer park boys?

[Anonymous No.9686953]

this hangover almost manages to remind me why i shouldn't drink and why i shouldn't drink copious amounts for a week straight

i wish i had a nice life so i didn't have to drink

[Anonymous No.9686955]

>>9686952
that is always fun.

[Anonymous No.9686959]

>>9686953
I have a decent life and I'm still a hopeless benzo addicted alcoholic

[Anonymous No.9686964]

>>9686952
ive been doing that every night for 5ish years
got most of the episodes memorized

[Anonymous No.9686970]

>>9686964
Favorite episode? Mine is the one where Lahey shoots ricky with a bow and arrow after thinking Randy was sucking his dick

[Anonymous No.9686977]

>>9686970
microphone assassin and its not even close

[Anonymous No.9686984]

>>9686977
That the one where J-Rock got caught jacking off?

[Anonymous No.9686987]

I want the gril who posted her hand to come back. And the asshole who told her to leave, to gtfo

[Anonymous No.9686992]

>>9686984
yeah hahah gonna watch it now actually

[Anonymous No.9686994]

>>9686987
>giving girls attention for being girls

[Anonymous No.9686997]

I come to these threads to read about alcohols while I eat and then feel smug because I'm not an alcoholic, then I feel like an asshole.
Get well soon.

[Anonymous No.9687004]

>>9686994
Girls have got vaginas in them

[Anonymous No.9687005]

>>9686997
Nobody gives a shit if you enjoy reading about the drama in here. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.9687007]

>>9686987
>implying it wasn't a feminine man or a trap
>implying it wasn't just a random picture found on the internet

[Anonymous No.9687009]

>>9687007
Nobody is retarded enough to actually believe that there aren’t girls on the net.

[Anonymous No.9687011]

>>9687004
>caring that someone with a vagina is posting text onto a screen that you read

so fucking pathetic

[Anonymous No.9687012]

>>9687009
There are, but unless you are on soc or b they aren't stupid or needy enough to post themselves.

[Anonymous No.9687014]

>>9686977
do you know what season that is

[Anonymous No.9687020]

>drink, immediately feel red hot, pour with sweat, projectile vomit several litres
4 times in a row. Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.9687026]

>>9687014
3e4

[Anonymous No.9687027]

>>9687020
You arent metabolizing the alcohol correctly. Sounds like a buildup of acetaldehyde, aka "asian flush". You need to chug some sugar water and take a b complex vitamin. That will clear things up in about 15 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9687029]

>>9687011
I’ve fucked girls from /b/
Are you the same guy who always kicks up a fuss when someone mentions girls? Some people really are straight yaknow, you’re not fucking everyone here. Stop scaring them off

[Anonymous No.9687033]

>>9687027
I’ll try, I’ve got b vits here

[Anonymous No.9687044]

>>9687029
>I've fucked loose cancer
Enjoy your diseases I guess?

[Anonymous No.9687047]

>>9687044
What’s your problem?

[Anonymous No.9687057]

>>9687044
>>9687047
Can both of you fuck off and make a thread for bickering with anonymous people about stupid bullshit

[Anonymous No.9687058]

>>9687012
this

[Anonymous No.9687061]

>>9687047
I dont have a problem because I don't have to fuck loose women to feel good about myself.

[Anonymous No.9687064]

Is that guy who drank isopropyl last week still with us...?

[Anonymous No.9687067]

>>9687057
This is literally the thread to do it though. It's alcoholics anonymous.

>>9687064
I am convinced he died that day.

[Anonymous No.9687066]

>>9687064
Yeah I saw him in a thread last night

[Anonymous No.9687071]

>>9687057
The board is as anonymous as we make it. Immediately savaging someone for being female, presumably done by some deluded dude in a dress who feels threatened by actual girls, isn’t cool

[Anonymous No.9687079]

>>9687061
They were all tight teenagers.
I’m guessing you’re the guy who’s convinced he’s a girl? Give me strength.
Look do what you like, but your frantic rage every time a chick shows up is really abrasive, it can’t last.

[Anonymous No.9687092]

>>9687064
he posted the next morning
I don't think it was iso

[Anonymous No.9687093]

>>9687079
Nope, not him. By the way, tightness does not mean anything. If you think it is any indication of anything, you have never seen a vagina in your life.

A total whore can be tight. Many porn stars are tight. That doesn't mean they are inexperienced nor free of disease.

[Anonymous No.9687112]

>>9687093
What are you even talking about? Gay dudes make up 2% of the population yet cause two thirds of new HIV diagnoses, why are you trying to convince people that girls are diseased?
Desperate, anon. Stop.
Or don’t, whatever. But your ‘no girls allowed’ ranting can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.9687122]

>>9687112
I am not arguing that girls aren't allowed. I'm arguing that fucking promiscuous girls from /b/ does not mean you're some alpha male.

[Anonymous No.9687128]

where's that sepia shit at that looks dope as fuck

[Anonymous No.9687130]

>>9687112
>>9687122
holy shit fuck off go make your own thread

[Anonymous No.9687138]

>>9687130
>wah get out of my personal hug box
Alcoholics are bitter degenerates. Get over it, underage.

[Anonymous No.9687140]

destroying some 7.5% beer. Got 4litres in total almost finished it, gonna finish it soon make money tomorrow and then drink again

[Anonymous No.9687146]

>>9687122
I really don’t know where you got that from.
>>9687130
I’m leaving, it’s late, but I’ve been trying to ignore this tosser for months. Every time a chick appears he throws a fit, so it needed to be said.
ROASTIES WELCOME

[Anonymous No.9687149]

>>9687140
i just recently understood that i'm gonna drink myself to death and there is no other way in life

[Anonymous No.9687155]

>>9687149
Aw anon that’s not true, you could kill yourself like I’m going to. Like fuck am I going down the alcohol until death route, it’s absolutely savage.

[Anonymous No.9687158]

>>9687146
I'm not even that guy though. I am a toasty roastie with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a mechanical keyboard for maximum shit posting in the other.

Try not to spill your jizz over there being more than one person laughing at your insecurity.

[Anonymous No.9687161]

>>9687071
>savaging someone for being female
if you're talking about me I couldnt care less if someone is female

I savage the annoying pathetic fucks who give so much attention to someone purely because they have a cunt between their legs

[Anonymous No.9687165]

>>9687161
Sounds pretty jealous bruh

[Anonymous No.9687185]

>>9687138
>how many buzzwords can I put into a post

[Anonymous No.9687326]

Did one of us post this?
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/750813360#bottom
Christ look at the state of it.
Please god nobody link us there.

[Anonymous No.9687335]

>>9687064
>>9687067
I was fucking ethanol, regular drinkable ethanol like vodka or beer. Canada don't poison their disinfectant.

Another guy shat ground coffee that night, said he'd go to the hospital the next day. Hasn't posted since. Maybe he was a troll.

[Anonymous No.9687342]

>>9687326
no way. i dont link /b/ to anything outside of /b/. thats a containment board.

[Anonymous No.9687355]

i think ive been having mini seizures all day
not sure though, but at least i made it to the store and back

[Anonymous No.9687434]

>>9687355
Mini seizures?
Have you experience of a ‘real’ seizure?
I get horrific twitching in my limbs, it makes me shake and holy Christ it’s horrible (google “restless leg syndrome”, people kill themselves because of this shit) but it’s nothing like a seizure

[Anonymous No.9687517]

Pretty sure I’m going to rent all my spare rooms for money, and for help if I start choking on vomit in my sleep. Haven’t lived with anyone 24/7 since 2008. Wonder how much I’ll regret this

[Anonymous No.9687529]

>>9683526
>Anyone else drink so they sleep?
I've been popping 20mg of hydroxyzine and washing it down with two 16oz PBRs. Works a lot better than the old method of two 4 lokos in an hour.

[Anonymous No.9687530]

>>9686909
>you can't have butter, butter's money and the dairywoman

what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.9687531]

>>9683533
> and i have to answer or they'll call the cops on me again.
Let them, and when the cops show up tell them you'd like to file a restraining order against your family.

[Anonymous No.9687549]

>>9687530
>want to have your cake and eat it
Is the correct translation of the expression, but I was too lazy to check the dictionary earlier. And I added the laitière as it seemed relevant.

[Anonymous No.9687565]

butters don't have money

[Anonymous No.9687658]

>>9687517
yeah I've lived alone since 2011

not sure I could do it again

having my own place is just too good to pass up

currently running my savings into the ground paying much too high rent

[Anonymous No.9687678]

been sober a week now, feel pretty comfy. I had downgraded from al/ck/ to the high end of normie drinking in the last 3 or 4 years, starting to drink on friday after work and drinking until sunday morning. Usually sucked down a handle of cheap vodka or whiskey and a few steel reserves when my guts were rebelling against the spirits. Wake up sunday about 4pm and feel like a hot bag of trash left out in the rain and go bonkers with the fear and withdrawl shit sunday night. usually calmed down by thursday or friday, then drink again like an idiot. Anyway im gonna lay off the shit the rest of the year i guess. stayed up all night last night playin with my thing and eating fugging taco bell out of a taco 12 pack, farting all over the place, and snoozed today and cleaned up my shit hole of a room and took some HUGE turds. still fantisizing about drinking non stop and dreaming about drinking every night, but sobriety is pretty comfy now. If i had drank this weekend i'd be going nuts right now shivering and shaking and be legitamitely worried that an asteroid was going to hit my house or some shit. Oh well take it easy guys.

[Anonymous No.9687697]

Throwing up is the cure for heartburn. Oh man, I’m enjoying vomiting more than I’m enjoying drinking. More in fact than anything in my life. Vomiting is literally the highlight of my life. This can’t be good.

[Anonymous No.9687709]

>>9687678
>going nuts right now shivering and shaking and be legitamitely worried that an asteroid was going to hit my house or some shit.
literally me

[Anonymous No.9687753]

>>9687434
yes usually when i sleep though
had some when i was awake, was disorienting

[Anonymous No.9687785]

>>9687753
How do you know you had one if you were asleep?

[Anonymous No.9687813]

Is it possible to have an indoor fire without a chimney? I am so fucking cold, this is unbearable.
Guess I’m about to find out. I’m so uncomfortable that I’m going to risk it. My breath under the covers is the only thing keeping me warm, plus I’m throwing up blood and feel ill generally. I HAVE to be warm.
If there’s any chance that starting a fire in my house while drunk is a bad idea, i want you all to know that it was nice knowing you.
Here comes the warmth.

[Anonymous No.9687821]

>>9687335
Man... I hope he was a troll. Been thinking about that guy.

[Anonymous No.9687827]

>>9687813
>Is it possible to have an indoor fire without a chimney?
Yes, but be sure to keep airflow going so you don't die from CO2 poisoning and smoke inhalation.

[Anonymous No.9687840]

>>9687813
Same as being in a house fire. Good way to die.

[Anonymous No.9687852]

>>9687785
>shit and piss pants
>someone once told me i was seizing so hard he nearly called an ambulance

[Anonymous No.9687895]

>>9687852
God dammit.
If weed isn’t legal by tomorrow morning, I’m driving a shit-spreading tractor to Downing Street.

[Anonymous No.9687946]

>>9687012
most of the grills are on /cgl/

[Anonymous No.9687950]

turning 29 friday
what whiskey should I get so I can drink alone all friday night? I got this back in June and it was okay but I don't think it was worth $60.

[Anonymous No.9687972]

>>9687950
makers mark, bulleit, buffalo trace. or scotch: glennfiddich 15 yrs has always pleased me. i dont have much other exp. with scotch tho

[Anonymous No.9687982]

>>9687950

[Anonymous No.9688171]

I'm actually more emotional sober
Crying my eyes out right now cause of loneliness

[Anonymous No.9688180]

>>9687946
I am convinced the bulk of them are just traps. The rest are overflow from /soc/.

[Anonymous No.9688187]

drunk as fucj off cheap whiskey
I live next door to the broncos stadium and there's a game, thinking about trying to sneak in.

[Anonymous No.9688199]

>>9688187
>next door to the broncos stadium
That must be a fucking nightmare

[Anonymous No.9688242]

>>9688180
fat girls have a recognizable writing style, you can usually tell when it's actually a grill
or just a girl (male)

[Anonymous No.9688254]

>>9687029
>Stop scaring them off
I'll stop telling them to fuck off when they stop bringing attention to the fact they have tits, as though anybody gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.9688276]

>>9688254
this world would be significantly better if people collectively stopped giving attention to attention whores and women in general, stopped liking inane shit on social media, stopped complimenting people for being normal or average at best
beta orbiters need the rope like a fish needs water

[Anonymous No.9688283]

>>9688199
yeah it can be shitty but it's not too bad

[Anonymous No.9688292]

Who here /phats/

[Anonymous No.9688346]

>>9688292
Holy shit, I'm jealous. We haven't got anything like that in Sweden. How much would you pay for that? Cheapest booze you can get here is probably some really shitty beer or vodka.

[Anonymous No.9688382]

>>9688346
how expensive is booze over there?
I get a 1.75l of vodka for under $20usd

[Anonymous No.9688388]

>>9688346
Booze prices in australia are pretty bad these being about 8 bucks each is the cheapest you can get besides boxed wine.
>>9688382
I wish here the cheapest you can get vodka is a shitty one for $30 700ml.

[Anonymous No.9688417]

>>9688382
>>9688388
Cheapest here is a bit over 200 SEK which is about 25 USD. The state has a monopoly on alcohol and it's not to be sold in other stores, to reduce alcoholism and all that, lol.

[Anonymous No.9688437]

>>9688388
shit and I'm talking about midrange. you could find a shitty gallon of vodka for about $20

[Anonymous No.9688479]

>>9687029
>Are you the same guy who always kicks up a fuss when someone mentions girls?

It's definitely not one guy.

[Anonymous No.9688642]

>>9683937
ideally a tv show deal

captcha: toilets fair

[Anonymous No.9688654]

>>9688171
lol nice

[Anonymous No.9688726]

>>9683533
>cops come
>can't enter without a search warrant
>if you do answer the door, they just find a drunk guy in his home not doing anything illegal
>?????

[Anonymous No.9688732]

>>9688726
never answer the door when cops show up.

[Anonymous No.9688776]

>>9685722
just go in bumfuck nowhere forest
not sure if there's forests in the uk

[Anonymous No.9688802]

>>9688776

Queens forests lad. If the Sheriff of Nottingham finds you they'll throw you in London Tower and hang you till you're dead dead dead.

[Anonymous No.9688816]

>>9684286
m8 if i knew i wouldn't have asked

[Anonymous No.9688818]

welp been ignoring my autoimmune disease (not aids) for two years, tomorrow i'm finally going to see a doctor. normies take for granted lack of anxiety.

wish me luck bros, brain scans soon

[Anonymous No.9688822]

>>9685291
Please please please stay sober!

[Anonymous No.9688830]

>tfw dont hear voices but know what they want me to do

[Anonymous No.9688834]

>>9687950
https://scotchgit.bitbucket.io/
depending on your preferences

[Anonymous No.9688835]

>>9688818

If even you're own body hates you I think you have a good enough reason to hit the bottle.

[Anonymous No.9688853]

6 days drunk in a row, lost my job, dropped about 20 lbs. Was 6ft 160 dropped to 138. Couldn’t get out of bed for another 2 days, just pissed and shit myself basically. Been getting it back together now, I have money saved up. Eating luck a bear to gain the weight back. Excersizing even. Got a new job starting Thursday and what do I find just now? An 18 pack with 3 beers in it and a 12 pack with 3 beers in it. Flushed them. I am done this time lads. Please Jesus let me be done.

[Anonymous No.9688861]

>>9685291
good job. i am on day 13 sober, it's my longest streak dry in at least two years. it hasn't been entirely on my own accord (i'm living with my mom for 2-3 months rofl), but at least i know i'll make it two fucking weeks.

[Anonymous No.9688863]

>>9688853
>dropped about 20 lbs.

How do people lose weight as an alcoholic? If I stop drinking it melts off me but drinking I find it a struggle to lose weight.

[Anonymous No.9688864]

>>9688853
just take it slow. dont think far ahead. focus on the now.

[Anonymous No.9688865]

>>9688853

How drunk were you? I work drunk every day and those pussies still won't fire me.

[Anonymous No.9688867]

>>9688863
I didn’t eat a single thing for 8 days. Before that it was a daily struggle to maintain 160 as it was.

[Anonymous No.9688879]

>>9688865
They found a beer can in the back room and I had been sober for like two weeks at the time. I wasn’t fired but I didn’t want to be seen as a drunk. So I figured since I was in trouble for it anyway I might as well get stinkin loaded. Didn’t pick up my phone or show to work for over a week, imagine the fear when I saw all those missed messages and calls. I don’t even know where I was or what I did in that time. I just Ubered back and forth to the liquor store and talked to randos on team speak. God pulled me out of that. I vow to never forget that embarrassment and pain ever

[Anonymous No.9688883]

>>9688867
Shit, literally just the booze diet? I guess that makes sense. I still eat when I drink so I essentially just double my calorie intake by throwing a bottle or bunch of beers on top of what I'm already eating. I only eat junk food when I drink too.

[Anonymous No.9688898]

>>9688879

Jesus lad, drinking is supposed to not make you give a fuck. Every time I think I've done something stupid at work I get smashed and stop caring. Walk in the next day like Im the fucking owner and no one says shit to my face.

[Anonymous No.9688906]

>>9688883
Yeah m8, had a few dozen beers by the bed at all times, wake up, read /pol/ and drink a bunch til I pass out again. I have to admit while it was going down it did feel comfy. If I was ever a millionaire I’d be dead within a week. Maybe a little longer since a week just barely didn’t kill me this time around.

[Anonymous No.9688911]

>>9688898
I had only one coworker and I adore her. When I finally called I talked to corporate and made it abundantly clear this was all my fault and that she is the best employee they will ever have.

[Anonymous No.9688930]

>>9688911

That's a fucking shit situation but next time be a man and just take it on the chin.

[Anonymous No.9688940]

>>9688835
Probably but I have been abstaining since I am going to have bloodwork done and I don't want alcohol to show up. That goes for weed too.

Speaking of, why the FUCK isn't weed legal everywhere? Or at least medical. Why must I suffer just because I can't afford to move? Fuck this stupid fucking country.

[Anonymous No.9688943]

>>9688863
not that guy but when your diet is 1/3rd vodka it's really easy to keep your daily caloric intake low as fuck. Beer and wine are even more bloating. If you can binge drink and still be hungry enough to maintain a caloric surplus or break even, you're a tremendous fatass and should just become a sumo wrestler

[Anonymous No.9688953]

>>9688879
>Didn’t pick up my phone or show to work for over a week, imagine the fear when I saw all those missed messages and calls. I don’t even know where I was or what I did in that time. I just Ubered back and forth to the liquor store and talked to randos on team speak. God pulled me out of that.

the fuck

[Anonymous No.9688959]

>>9688943
Truth. I always got just ‘Bud’ or just ‘Coors’ cuz God knows I needed that extra 40 calories per beer.

[Anonymous No.9688967]

i don't drink much, but when i do i get this tingly pain behind my jaw, anyone else experience this?

[Anonymous No.9688994]

>>9688943
How tall are you?

[Anonymous No.9688999]

>>9688967
You suck cock during blackouts

[Anonymous No.9689046]

>>9687064
shit's real

my grandfather has told me stories back when he was in the navy him and his buddies used to steal iso from the meds and get drunk off it.

not the safest but definitely not entirely lethal

[Anonymous No.9689065]

Pro tip for quitting drinking, especially night drinkers:

use benadryl to knock yourself out for the first week or so you quit.

It's not exactly healthy but priorities, priorities!

[Anonymous No.9689075]

>>9688943

I have the appetite of a lion when I'm drunk. I will eat and eat and eat, until the acid reflux is killing me or until I wake up in the middle of the night and puke from the indigestion .

It's completely pathological. It's like I have something in my drunk head that says, "Go ahead you fat, drunk fuck. Eat the whole fucking pizza."

[Anonymous No.9689115]

>>9689065
mixing alcohol and benadryl is how i got into a car accident. would highly not recommend

[Anonymous No.9689148]

>>9689115
Surprised that it’s even noticeable tbqh. 50 units, 25mg of quetiapine plus 50 mills of diazepam is typically what I’ll need to sleep through the night.
I wonder which drugs are suitable for just knocking me the fuck out, without actually killing me. Surgery-tier anaesthetics. I’d kill for an ‘off switch’ I can use if I need sleep. Been friggin years since I had healthy sleep, might just be the single worst thing about alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.9689180]

>>9689148
benadryl helps a lot of people sleep but at higher doses or potentiated doses it causes straight up delirium which i find totally unpleasant and destructive. People mix DXM and DPH which blows my mind.
some other sleep aids are valerian root which does jack shit for me, and kava kava which is like a weak crossfaded buzz that can be moderate to strong. People compare it to valium but ive never had benzos

[Anonymous No.9689209]

Sparkling water as a substitute for shitty light beer is absolutely amazing. I can afford la croix but I’ve found Safeway brand “Soleil” is breddy good as well!

[Anonymous No.9689214]

>>9689115
mixing alcohol with driving is how you get into a car accident anon

[Anonymous No.9689218]

>>9689214
you must be terrible at both drinking or driving then

[Anonymous No.9689224]

>>9689218
sooner or later everyone gets in a wreck.

[Anonymous No.9689235]

>>9689224
Shitty thing is drunk people can be involved in wrecks where it’s absolutly not their fault, but try telling that to the cops lol

[Anonymous No.9689337]

God motherfucking dammit. Some cuntlord just stole $400 ish worth of cryptocurrency from me. No weed for a week. Great.
Someone buy me an eighth please? I’ll pay you back. (No, really I will, I heart al/ck/)
Clearly not going to happen, but I’d truly reimburse just to strengthen al/ck/.

No fucking way can I handle another week of booze. Going to use the cash I’ve got to buy a gram of heroin. No hangovers, no retarded cringe the next morning, no making everyone hate me, and much easier withdrawal. I’m going back to the brown.

[Anonymous No.9689340]

>>9689235
luck of the draw. way she goes.

[Anonymous No.9689343]

>>9689337
hah. you think opiate withdrawal is a picnic compared to alcohol, but youve clearly forgot the muscle aches, the insomnia, the saddness, etc. its almost as bad as alc w/d

[Anonymous No.9689358]

>>9689343
I just get drunk for 3-4 days and it’s pretty much over as long as I’m not too deep into it. I went cold turkey from five years of daily codeine in 2014, it was a billion times easier than ceasing the sauce.

[Anonymous No.9689359]

new thread for whenever you people need one

>>9689353

[Anonymous No.9689364]

>>9689358
3-4 day binge is plenty of time to build a nice tolerance. gotta keep it to 1-2 days tops buddy. im pulling for ya

[Anonymous No.9689366]

>>9689359
Thanks anon. For future reference though, it’s best to leave it until we hit page 9 before starting a new one, gotta respect /ck/.

[Anonymous No.9689367]

>>9689337
>i cant get weed so im going to buy some heroin instead since you guys won't front me

getting manipulative vibes from this post

[Anonymous No.9689376]

>>9689367
Nah I didn’t mean it like that. I’ve actually got $1,300 worth of XMR stashed, just cbf to retrieve it from a cold wallet. I really would have paid you guys back though.

[Anonymous No.9689386]

>>9689366
Cheers. And yeah, 3 damn consecutive days and I hit WD, but it’s nowhere near as nasty as I feel right now, teeth chattering, stomach churning and anxiety racing.

[Anonymous No.9689391]

>>9689366
k

[Anonymous No.9689394]

>>9689386
No beer taper?

[Anonymous No.9689429]

>>9689337
for future reference, it's probably wise to stagger your asking for a short term weed $$ loan and mentioning that you plan on buying heroin with your remaining cash. doesn't inspire confidence in potential lenders, yaknow?

[Anonymous No.9689441]

>>9689394
I’ve just run out, s’all. Shops open in half hr. I’ll down enough that I can walk into town, then get rekt.

[Anonymous No.9689567]

8am, finally. Here goes.

[Anonymous No.9689929]

>>9686737

yeah, nah, cunt

[Anonymous No.9689941]

>>9688171

Dont worry you have us anon
... Just typing that depressed me

[Anonymous No.9690538]

>>9683490
kek