/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9678023]

Pineapple and ham on pizza.

[Anonymous No.9678107]

I love Chicken-Chan!

[Anonymous No.9678142]

>>9678023
Yep pizza is best with pork and pineapple
Still for me with mexican candy on top
Beer is good with it too although my favorite is barqs rootbeer

[Anonymous No.9678531]

I never understood the hate

I hated it when I was a fucking 4 year old, then I learned to love the sweet and savory

Ironically it's a Canadian invention, even though it's called Hawaiian

Hawaiian would be more like fried spam pieces

[Anonymous No.9678566]

>>9678023
pineapple pepperoni is better to be h

[Anonymous No.9678776]

Why is the war over pineapple such a common meme? It's everywhere.

[Anonymous No.9678798]

>>9678023
>bothering with ham

[Anonymous No.9678897]

>>9678023
Pineapple and ham on pizza is ok. Would be better if you added:
>bacon
>onion
>bell pepper
>Jalapeno

Not necessarily a Hawaiian pizza, but it's a damn good idea.

[Anonymous No.9679528]

>>9678531
If it was Hawaiian it would have a shit name like pinahamham

[Anonymous No.9681553]

Because I generally don't care for pineapple, I jumped on the anti-Hawaiian circlejerk for years. It was not even a week ago that I finally decided to try it, and to my horror, it was good. The sweet and salty work fantastically together. And now I don't know how to feel about anything.

[Anonymous No.9681991]

>>9678531
>reddit spacing
>defending pineapple
Fuck off to r/KnightsOfPineapple you might like it there.

[Anonymous No.9682163]

>>9681991
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[Anonymous No.9682442]

>>9678107
I RABBU RIRRIE CHAN

[Anonymous No.9682897]

Unappealing to me due to the sweetness, the texture, and most of all, the amount of water it adds to each bite. It’s like taking a sip of water to each bite of food and swishing it around your mouth.

[Anonymous No.9682915]

>>9678023
ananas on pizza should be illegal

[Anonymous No.9682928]

>>9681991

[Anonymous No.9682929]

>>9682897
All it does is at WORST thin the sauce and make it sweeter

[Anonymous No.9683144]

>>9681991
How the fuck would you know what that is if you yourself didn’t go there, newfag

[Anonymous No.9683276]

You're like a baby. Watch this.

[Anonymous No.9683297]

>>9683276

if the person that made that knew what they were doing instead of trying to be a pretty little bitch about it, they'd have smashed the orange slices in a bowl until they had a rough consistency and spread it thinly and unevenly on top, so that most of the moisture cooked off, instead of leaving water pouches on your thin crust pizza.

[Anonymous No.9683317]

>>9681991
Newfag alert. Go back where you came from.

[Anonymous No.9683320]

>>9682163
Lol, I read that in Billy May's voice.

[Anonymous No.9683321]

>>9683297
I think you mean boiling water pouches.

[Anonymous No.9683328]

>>9682897
This is how you can tell someone who's never actually had pineapple on pizza. They refer to as if it came straight out of a can onto the pizza. That's not how it works.

[Anonymous No.9683345]

>>9683297
Ha, wrong and terrible. Who wants orange paste on pizza? The correct way to do is to bake the oranges first in the oven until 95% done and putting them on the pizza just before it's done. Viola, you cooked the topping without releasing its moisture on your bake.

I'm fairly certain your method would not only still be soggy, but less exciting to someone like me who prefers big pieces of pizza topping.

[Anonymous No.9683351]

chicken-chan a fucking cute

[Anonymous No.9683361]

>>9683345
>>9683297
You're both wrong. You should use the oranges as a base for that type of pizza.
>mfw we used to serve a pizza that had a mandarin and roasted red pepper sauce, and people went nuts over it.

[Anonymous No.9683933]

>>9683320
Holy fuck that was a blast from the past and immensely improved the post ngl

[Anonymous No.9683991]

>>9678023
It's the standard pizza where I'm from
t. Australian

I much prefer blue cheese ranch bacon with chicken marinated in buffalo wing sauce though, on a pizza.

[Anonymous No.9684014]

>>9683991
That sounds awesome, but I'd probably leave off the bacon. Not because I don't like bacon, just because I don't care for it on pizza.

[Anonymous No.9684035]

>>9683991
>It's the standard pizza where I'm from
>t. Australian
That and Meat Lovers and Cheese Pizza.

The place I'm near does a great Marinara pizza: baby octopus, mussels, prawns, calamari, crab meat, garlic and cheese

I'm not trying the Nutella and Banana pizza any time soon.

[Anonymous No.9684045]

>>9678023
This alone is worth destroying Canada over

[Anonymous No.9684074]

>>9684045
>implying America is not the sole worst food offender in the world
Ethiopia unironically has a better average cuisine.

[Anonymous No.9684084]

>>9684045
>Unironically coming from somebody whos likely American

[Anonymous No.9684113]

>>9684014
this desu
was never a big fan of pork in general

[Anonymous No.9684136]

>>9683351
Cute!

[Anonymous No.9684670]

>>9684074
>worst food offender in the world
Definitely goes to Haiti.

[Anonymous No.9686170]

>>9678023
EUTHHANASIA TIME!!!!

*Grabs OP from behind*

*Shoves poisonous Mustard gas Rag over Face and eyes*

SHHHHHH SHHHH OP it will soonbe over.

Pineapple and HHam forever SHHHH Dont resist.

YOU SICK FUCKING animal op!

[chop No.9686356]

>>9683297
That would be marmalade pizza.

[Anonymous No.9687309]

>>9683276
You missed it by a mile, Anon. If you would have called it a "proseco glazed clementine tartlet" with honey-marscapone, you could sell that in a NYC trendy bistro for $45.

[Anonymous No.9688945]

>>9683351
id put her on the spit if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.9688980]

Ham yes.....pineapple no.....

[Anonymous No.9689044]

>putting that putrid fruit on a pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXl3KyopKG0

[Anonymous No.9689060]

Not my go to but it’s fine.

[Anonymous No.9689111]

ill get thincrust, and the next day when its cold ill spread vegemite on the bottom ( so its easier to spread, hits the tongue first ). sweet and salty as fuck, its great

[Anonymous No.9690330]

>>9678023
I'm more concerned about the ridiculous and brainless way the cheese and the way they're holding the pizza is drawn. Obviously it's supposed to be sexual, but it has nothing to do with the point of the image, and it's just a thoughtless impulse because the artist looks at too much hentai.

[Anonymous No.9690485]

>>9683351
>that poker game that turned her into a cumdumpster

[Anonymous No.9690519]

>>9690330
>Supposed to be sexual

NO YOU FUCKING CHIMP

[Anonymous No.9690589]

>>9690519
First off, what you're posting is completely different. It's an animation of people stuffing their face, while the other is a boy cocking his head upward receiving a cheese ejaculate onto his tongue from six inches away without even biting the slice. Secondly my point is that the imagery is retarded and half-baked because these kids are limp-wristedly hanging pizza forward out of their poorly drawn hands, and the artist clearly didn't think very hard when he drew this.

[Anonymous No.9690593]

>>9690589
>>maybe if I double down it will be funny this time

[Anonymous No.9690609]

>>9690593
I was never trying to be funny, I was remarking on the half-assed and incorrect visual language of the type of drawer that would have to draw a picture of a pineapple with an arrow pointing to a pizza to communicate that there was pineapple on the pizza.

[Anonymous No.9690646]

>>9690485
Sauce

[Anonymous No.9690668]

>>9690609
It's ok anon, i agree with you. Op's artist is definately a weirdo who watches tons of hentai.

[Anonymous No.9691008]

>>9678566
yo, you okay dude?

[Anonymous No.9691017]

>>9690589
hahahahahahaha
youre gay

[Anonymous No.9691181]

>>9691017
That may be so, but cheese simply doesn't jump off a pizza onto your tongue, nor does it stretch unless you're biting or pulling it.

[Anonymous No.9691409]

>>9681991
>knowing of a subreddit that specific and niche

[Anonymous No.9691414]

>>9684670
>eats dirt cakes
>still looks overweight

World hunger my ass.

[Anonymous No.9692425]

>>9690646
Bueno excellente.

[Anonymous No.9693104]

>ruining perfection with ham
There's a special place in hell for people like you.