/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9658518]

Why are americans so gastronomically inferior to their european fathers?

[Anonymous No.9658536]

>>9658518
America is much more diverse and accepting of other cultures than Europeans are, so we were never able to develop our own canon cuisine. We’re just kind of a mix of everything

[Anonymous No.9658547]

>>9658518
There's at least 11 different kinds of Americans. Which ones do you even think you're hating?

[Anonymous No.9658555]

>>9658547

>Which ones do you even think you're hating?

All of them. It's not fair that Americans eat better than any other country in the world because they stole all the recipes and food

[Anonymous No.9658563]

>>9658518
They only eat cheese, beef, pork and chicken.

[Anonymous No.9658580]

Oklahoma, Arizona, Wyoming, Delaware, and Vermont are all completely in the right.

Utah needs to be turned into a giant crater.

[Anonymous No.9658583]

>>9658563
I can't actually refute this. Add in some organ meats and it sums up most Americans.

Though you do need to account for a lot of different diet fads that sweep the nation, vegetarians, paleo, and other such shit which account for maybe 70% of people under the age of 30 and 15% above.

[Anonymous No.9658588]

>>9658583
>Add in some organ meats

No. I'd say canned tuna before that.

[Anonymous No.9658589]

How is a state filled with ranches so shit at cooking steaks?

[Anonymous No.9658596]

>>9658588
Really? I figured more people ate liver. It is cheap and readily available. $1 for a pound or two. Canned tuna makes sense though.

[Anonymous No.9658613]

>>9658596
Literally no one eats liver

[Anonymous No.9658624]

Saint Lucia just doesn't give a fuck, I guess

[Anonymous No.9658637]

>>9658613
This. It's poverty tier and I have never seen it at a grocery store. Poor people in the USA get food stamps so they can afford burgers and steaks

[Anonymous No.9658639]

>>9658637
>poverty tier
Clearly you've never enjoyed good liver and onions. It's my go-to comfort food, and I am far from poor.

[Anonymous No.9658643]

>>9658518
>Gas station wine
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.9658673]

>>9658518
Nevada, Arizona, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Alabama, Georgia, North Carolina, Delaware, New York, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Massachusetts and Hawaii are absolute correct
if you like any of these things, you belong in a concentration camp

[Anonymous No.9658698]

>>9658624
>population: <180k
gee i wonder

[Anonymous No.9658705]

>>9658518
>the last bite of a hot dog
>foraged food
>dabbing pizza grease with a napkin
>the corner piece of a brownie
>gas station wine
>canned food
>expensive cocktails
The person who made this lives on the west coast I'm betting.

[Anonymous No.9658715]

>commiefornias most hated food is chic-fil-a because the owner disapproves of gay marriage
Top keg. Based Florida though, liquorice is fucking vile

[Anonymous No.9658720]

>>9658555
>All of them. It's not fair that Americans eat better than any other country in the world because they stole all the recipes and food
T.nignog

[Anonymous No.9658724]

Hater is truly cancer. An app made by buzzfeed freaks, masquerading as a dating service, but really it's just a datamining service so they can profit off of outrage and division

[Anonymous No.9658725]

>>9658643
I was wondering the same thing.

[Anonymous No.9658733]

>>9658724
This.

[Anonymous No.9658739]

>>9658639
No I haven't and I'm almost 50 years old. If it was any good Americans would eat it. Americans used to eat that crap along with shit like sardines but now we can afford better food. Europoors have to eat this shit because it's all they have. Look at the poverty in this chart among the subhumans who eat organ meat

>>9658624

[Anonymous No.9658758]

>>9658739
>If it was any good Americans would eat it
LÖL!!!

[Anonymous No.9658760]

>>9658555
Oh my goddd the moment I finished reading this I shoveled the last bite of a perfectly crisp grilled cheese into my mouth. It was made with Dave's Killer Bread (200 calories, 12g protein) and 5 slices of havarti. I grilled the bread in Crisco (nice flavorless oil), then applied the cheese, salt, pepper, and a little bit of crushed red pepper. I finished it up with a little EVOO and oh my god it was so tasty. I was born in the Deep South (Roll Tide), now live in Yankeeland. I eat good, I hit the gym at 6am, please, PLEASE tell me why you always hating.

[Anonymous No.9658843]

>>9658760

Why are you supporting that criminal?

http://www.kptv.com/story/24522361/court-documents-describe-arrest-of-dave-of-daves-killer-bread-in-more-detail

[Anonymous No.9658852]

>>9658843
>someone does something bad so everything they ever did ever becomes bad
This is exactly why no one respects your kind.

[Anonymous No.9658854]

>>9658843
>At Dave's Killer Bread headquarters, Dahl reportedly punched a life-size cutout display of himself and verbally intimidated employees.

[Anonymous No.9659376]

>>9658715
>liquorice is fucking vile
tastelet detected

[Anonymous No.9659380]

>>9658518
Why must I live in a state that is so massively gay?

[Anonymous No.9659384]

based nevada

[Anonymous No.9659385]

>>9658518
>maryland
>corner price of brownie
Yeah that one true.

[Anonymous No.9659386]

>>9658518
>California picks Chic-Fil-A because its ran by Christians.

Kim can't build an ICBM fast enough.

[Anonymous No.9659388]

>>9658852
The story on the back of the bag is fake. Dave has mental health issues and his older brother runs the company. Dave repeat offended and is currently in jail.
>>9658854
Lol that was b4 he went on a high speed chase and crashed his SUV.

[Anonymous No.9659390]

>>9658843
His bread is criminally good

[Anonymous No.9659394]

>>9658547
>Texas
>Part of Appalachia
You fucking what?

[Anonymous No.9659395]

>Be from delaware
>most hated = Hawaiian pizza

What the fuck.

Can you faggots stop memeing this "anti-pineapple pizza" bullshit?

[Anonymous No.9659399]

>>9659386
I hate it because it's a shitty deal.

[Anonymous No.9659405]

>>9659388
He sounds crazy all right.

[Anonymous No.9659413]

>>9659388
I think he attacked the cut out because he despises that the company mascot is something he couldn't become.

[Anonymous No.9659417]

>>9659399
You're paying up a bit to have actual people take your order and serve you. Instead of having the niggers, mongoloids, and methheads that other fast food restaurants hire because they have no standards.

[Anonymous No.9659419]

>>9659417
>t. Chic-Fil-A employee

[Anonymous No.9659434]

>>9659417
Dude it's a piece of chicken on a shitty bun. For what they charge I should get three chicken strips. It's literally the cheapest meat. They hide behind Christianity and "values" so they can upcharge the customer. I'm Christian and run a business and that's unethical as fuck. You shouldn't be making a show off your faith in an attempt to turn a dime off it. Money changers in the temple and such.

[Anonymous No.9659444]

>>9658739
sardines at least taste good
fuck liver

[Anonymous No.9659447]

>>9658547
>Greater Appalachia
>includes parts of states that the Appalachian Mountains don’t even touch like Northern Texas
Wtf

[Anonymous No.9659467]

>Someone bothered making a picture of it
>It must be true

How many trillions of times has that "boobs vs butts" infograph been posted with people taking it completely at face value?

[Anonymous No.9659735]

>>9658518
>the last bite of a hotdog
what?

[Anonymous No.9659787]

>>9659735
It's a positive negative kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.9659789]

>Gas station wine is the most hated food in a state where wine can only be purchased in liquor stores

I'd say it's a garbage infograph but that'd be redundant

[Anonymous No.9659794]

>California
>Chick Fil A
Is that why there's giant lines at every chick fil a at any given time in the day? They hate it so much they can't help buying their products? We must really hate In N Out then.

[Anonymous No.9659802]

>>9659794
Niggers weren't polled for this graph.

[Anonymous No.9659814]

>>9659802
Niggers can't afford chick fil a

[Anonymous No.9659821]

>>9658518
What the fuck is hawaiis problem?

[Anonymous No.9659888]

>>9659814
in commiefornia they can, you guys give niggers and every beanperson free money and rights

[Anonymous No.9659903]

>>9658518
>Georgia hates tuna salad
Finally! People who understand!

[Anonymous No.9659926]

>Hating Voss water
>Hating a free reusable bottle that doesn't leech plastic into your water or smell like mildew like steel
Alaskans are retards

[Anonymous No.9659932]

>>9659394
>>9659447
Why haven't you guys just fucking seceded already, everyone would be happier. No one would come back for you, and we went back for the fucking south.

[Anonymous No.9659936]

>>9659926
>free reusable bottle
>free
>water costs money
>water costs a dollar fifty per bottle

[Anonymous No.9659943]

>>9659932
Appalachia is IN the South fucktard.

[Anonymous No.9659952]

>>9659936
Yes Voss costs the same as other upper market plastic contained waters.

[Anonymous No.9659955]

>>9658643
Some gas stations sell alcohol, which might include wine. They're basically saying they hate cheap wine, the kind you'd find being sold at gas stations

[Anonymous No.9659986]

>>9659955
His confusion probably comes from differing state alcohol laws. Some states forbid the sale of alcohol except in dedicated liquor stores. My own state, NC, doesn't allow hard liquor to be sold anywhere except a liquor store, so gas stations and grocery stores can only sell beer and wine. Likewise, liquor stores only sell hard liquor, so no beer or wine is sold there.

[Anonymous No.9660002]

>>9659936
Water doesn't cost money but pumping, purifying, bottling, marketing, etc costs money

[Anonymous No.9660006]

>>9658589
are you implying that well done steak is anything but a piece of leather?

[Anonymous No.9660026]

>>9660002
>Oil doesn't cost any money, pumping, refining and transportation does.
Like wtf is your point? The product costs money, enough said

[Anonymous No.9660030]

>>9659986
This. In many states there is an ABV% limit for what can be sold at gas stations too. That results in a lot of extra-shitty products being made with the goal of having the highest possible alcohol that can still be legally sold at such a place. It's awful-tasting shit whose only purpose is to appease alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.9660045]

>>9658518
>data provided by data app

[Anonymous No.9660089]

>>9658518
The chart as described is definitely wrong, it can't possibly be "the most hated food in every state" because then there would be tons of duplicates (as opposed to none). So it's the most uniquely hated food in each state instead. Still interesting though.

Most of these are right on, but a few states are hilariously fucked.
High tier
>Motherfucking TEXAS
>Montana
>California
>Alaska
>Louisiana
>Wyoming
>Illinois
>Virginia
>DC
>New York

Seriously, fuck you tier
>New Mexico
>Kansas
>Arkansas
>Massachusetts
>Rhode Island
>Both Dakotas
>Indiana
>Ohio
Fucking flyovers the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.9660099]

>>9660030
Yeah, they are probably referring to "fortified wine" like MD2020 which is basically a wine-like substance with artificial flavor and distilled alcohol added in. Most people I know call it "hobo wine" but gas stations are definitely where it is sold. The ABV cutoff that separates hard liquor from beer/wine is usually around 20%.

[Anonymous No.9660114]

>>9658596
It's cheap because almost no one buys it.

[Anonymous No.9660117]

>>9660099
Or just pour grappa in not quite dry wine. It's not that hard or expensive.

[Anonymous No.9660181]

>>9658518
>CA fags hate kick-ass chicken sandwiches because the owner hates gay people

Every other state seems pretty based. Props to Montana and Texas in particular.

[Anonymous No.9660192]

>>9660181
>Kick ass
>Not even better than Popeyes
Yes I'd like the plain mayo sandwich pls
Fucking tastelets I swear.

[Anonymous No.9660200]

>>9660117
Their purpose isn't to make a nice drink, it's to sell the highest legally allowed alcohol content at the cheapest price possible. Some of them are just "premium malt beverage" (i.e. grain alcohol) mixed with artificially flavored juice.
That's why they are favored by underage high school kids (who mostly just steal them-good luck stealing from a state-run liquor store with a cop by the door, gas station is a much better target) and alcoholic homeless people.

[Anonymous No.9660203]

>>9660192
Never had Popeyes, there aren't any around where I live (north of Philly) but there's plenty of Chick-Fil-A's.

Though, I don't eat all that much fast food, either. I just like Chick-Fil-A. What's so much better about Popeye's?

[Anonymous No.9660206]

>>9660181
A gay friend of mine worked at "chick filler" for years. Nobody cares about that. The food there just sucks.

[Anonymous No.9660216]

>>9660203
Popeyes has Cajun seasoning so it tastes like more than just salt and a limp dill pickle slice.
>>9660200
My point is that a lot of fortified wine is simpler than you make it out to be

[Anonymous No.9660230]

>>9660216
The "gas station wine" being discussed is not a high quality or authentic product. It's definitely not made with grappa. It's just alcohol and artificial flavoring. I bet some of it doesn't even contain any "wine" at all.

[Anonymous No.9660250]

>>9660230
Nah you're making it out to be worse than it is. I buy bulk juice from the Gallo plant and it's not the best juice in the world but it's real wine and to distill grappa is incredibly cheap when you have tons and tons of lees around. The biggest place they cut corners is on not barrel aging the hobo wine which is why the flavors are all harsh and shit.

[Anonymous No.9660455]

Bumping the shitposting thread <3

[Anonymous No.9660526]

>>9658518
>Iowans hate quinoa

Is that why it's so fucking expensive and we have a small variety of choices? It's good stuff, maybe the others didn't rinse it before cooking.

[Anonymous No.9660613]

>>9660526
iowa has literally no economic importance other than corn. of course they will worry if another crop becomes popular, even if most of their corn is used for fuel.

[Anonymous No.9660681]

>>9660613
We also do a lot of manufacturing, which is the field I'm in. Some small machine parts I make, smaller than my hand, can be worth $2,000 a piece.

[Anonymous No.9660715]

>>9660681
why do you hate quinoa?

[Anonymous No.9660721]

>>9660715
If you had a functioning brain, you'd know that I'm >>9660526 and said it's good.

[Anonymous No.9660755]

>>9660613
We also produce the most pork, and maybe soybeans. From an international business perspective, John Deere is a big deal. Xi Jin Ping really fucking likes us, which is why our former governor is now the US Ambassador.

Of course none of this matters, since we mostly produce corn for animal feed and ethanol, so Quinoa's popularity literally doesn't affect us. Most of the sweet corn I eat is shipped up from the south.

[Anonymous No.9660791]

>>9658518
Chik-fil-a is extremely popular in california. most places in la/oc county have a 15-20 minute drive thru wait. i can't see this map as being very accurate.

[Anonymous No.9660822]

>>9660791
only really like that because california is densely populated with human trash, coincidentally the same people who eat chick-fil-a. other states have fewer people going to chick-fil-a simply because there is lower population density, it's just the people in other states aren't huge fucking california faggots who get all worked up over homo-hating chicken peddlers

[Anonymous No.9660834]

>>9660822
Again, the whole homo thing is way overblown. Maybe the president of the company hates them, but the individual stores definitely do not give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.9660865]

>>9660822
>>9660834
Pretty much. I'm gay, my friends and I will all eat there. Even the activists pretty much realized they lost and were just giving them more business with the added attention.

[Anonymous No.9660891]

>>9660865
It's still shitty food though. Soggy tasteless chicken, not satisfying at all.

[Anonymous No.9660895]

>>9660891
Assblasted fag detected

[Anonymous No.9660898]

>>9660791
Just ate Chick-fil-a for the first time on Friday. The Spicy Deluxe sandwich was good, but it was very difficult to eat cleanly. I think they should wrap them halfway like Hardee's does so the sandwich doesn't slip apart. It wasn't just my sandwich that had the problem, my dad ordered the same thing and had this issue as well.

Their honey mustard is the best I've ever had besides the mix I do at home, it made the undercooked waffle fries much better.

[Anonymous No.9660910]

>>9660895
I just said nobody cares about the homo shit. My friend who was gay worked there for four years and was never "discriminated against" or whatever.

[Anonymous No.9660918]

>>9660895
All fags are ass blasted. But usually it does not upset them.

[Anonymous No.9660933]

>>9660898
Totally agree. I mostly like the sauces paired with the fries tbqh. The chicken is just okay.

[Anonymous No.9660987]

>>9660891
This. It's factory farmed, chemically injected, sawdust textured, bland flavored greasy crap. It's popularity stems from their reverse publicity campaign that attracted mouthbreathing homophobes in droves. It's literally like all other fast food - shit.

[Anonymous No.9660997]

>>9660987
>It's popularity stems from their reverse publicity campaign that attracted mouthbreathing homophobes in droves
It was popular way before the gay shit.

And go ahead and try to name a better chicken sandwich in a fast-food setting. You can't do it.

[Anonymous No.9661022]

>>9658547
The person who made this has never been to America.

[Anonymous No.9661076]

>>9659434

All fast food is a ripoff these days. I couldn't believe it the other day when I found out the Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich is fucking $4.99 now. Chickfila is a deal compared to that.

[Anonymous No.9661085]

>>9658547

>spanish carribean

[Anonymous No.9661101]

>>9658518
We aren’t. Some yuros are just arrogant in their ignorance.

[Anonymous No.9661130]

>>9660997
Chicken sandwiches are lazy food and you will probably just call say any examples I come up with "don't count" as fast food. How about the chicken sandwiches at Smash Burger? A million times better than that shit.

[Anonymous No.9661144]

>>9661022
Judging by all the colonial possessions I think it's supposed to be an alt-history map, not a culture map of America in the present day.
Of course, whoever drew that also knows nothing about history or geopolitics. Countries would never have such retarded borders over such a large area. It's all these penises sticking out everywhere, like this is a perfect example of what "border gore" means.

[Anonymous No.9661149]

>>9661130
Not the guy you're arguing with, but I think it's hilarious that you call Chik-fil-a's food bland, and then prop up Smash Burger's chicken as better

[Anonymous No.9661156]

>>9658760
Jesus. Why is /ck/ so bad at regular jokes and memes but so amazing at pasta?

[Anonymous No.9661167]

>>9658547
no

[Anonymous No.9661191]

>>9661156
/ck/ is terrible at all of that because it’s all reddit tier shit

[Anonymous No.9661193]

>>9661149
Like I said a chicken sandwich is pretty much the laziest thing you can make (it usually means your chicken isn't good enough to stand on its own), but Smash Burger is definitely way better than "chicken filler." Of course it's not really a fair comparison because it also costs about three times as much, so I was baiting a little for somebody to open the "fast casual" can of worms.
At the same price point, I would say even McDonalds chicken is better. I've actually never had a McChicken, but Chicken McNuggets are heavenly compared to chik's dried up shitwads they call "nuggets."

I know a lot of people like that place, but I have never understood why (and a lot of people agree with me, the food is just incredibly mediocre). I remember years ago when people were really hyping it up and for a while there it seemed like the most "trendy" fast food place. When I tried it I was so disappointed by the false hype that I guess I became a hater. So it doesn't surprise me that it would be one of the "most hated" foods according to some bullshit survey app, because a lot of people think it is extremely overrated. People tend to hate overrated things more than they hate things that nobody ever thought were good in the first place.

[Anonymous No.9661219]

>>9661193
>being this mad that Chick Fil A is anti gay

[Anonymous No.9661228]

>>9658843

Jesus Christ this guy is a lunatic. I bought a loaf a year or so ago. It was pretty stale and dry so I ended up tossing it

[Anonymous No.9661258]

>>9661219
See
>>9660910
>>9660865
>>9660834
>>9660206

[Anonymous No.9661284]

>>9660089
>He likes well done steak
Laughingsluts.jpeg

[Anonymous No.9661302]

>>9661284
No you idiot, I'm saying Texas is based for hating well done steak.

[Anonymous No.9661314]

>>9658518
>hates dim sum

[Anonymous No.9661337]

>>9658518

Ah yes, the Americans have clearly rejected their European heritage of Asian Fusion, chicken nuggets, flaming hot cheetos, and cold pizza.

[Anonymous No.9662266]

>>9658518
Texas is completely wrong. If you said we're obsessed with Whataburger then you would have a point.

[Anonymous No.9662274]

>>9662266
Oh shit I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.9663212]

I always forget that gays have the power to do whatever in California.

[Anonymous No.9663235]

>>9659787

I'm not so sure. A lot of hot dogs I've had end up with too much bun and not enough meat at the end.

[Anonymous No.9663246]

>>9661314

Idaho is a very strange state. I've been there numerous times and the Napoleon Dynamite was dead-on accurate in regard to the rural areas of it.

[Anonymous No.9663252]

>>9658843

>Once under arrest, Dahl said "OK, OK, OK, I'm done fighting," then asked, "have you guys seen the movie Groundhog Day?"

[Anonymous No.9663385]

>>9658518
Who the fuck doesn't like a corner piece of a brownie?

[Anonymous No.9663674]

>>9659888
Are you a retard or a Southerner?

[Anonymous No.9663677]

We PAY more for macarons and shit. It's there, we just have to spend the month's worth of food on it.

[Anonymous No.9663773]

>no repeats
yeah i'm sure this is based on actual data and not just made up by some marketing nerd

[Anonymous No.9663790]

>>9658547
I say this every time this abomination gets posted. that's the worst balkanized us map I've ever had the displeasure of viewing in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.9664026]

>>9658518
But I'm asian. I'm sorry you get diarrhea from looking at food that isn't boiled refined potato flour, but please stop confusing "american" with "pink faced hamplanet of generally most likely european descent who eats mac donalds and arby's"

[Anonymous No.9664029]

>>9659394
t. inbred texappalachian

[Anonymous No.9664697]

I've never even had chipotle

[Anonymous No.9665601]

>>9661193

lgbt please go

[Anonymous No.9665621]

>>9665601
See >>9661258

[Anonymous No.9667412]

>>9658518
>to their European fathers
That would require Murifats to be European in the first place