PATRICIAN FRUITS

[Anonymous No.9637337]

Best fruit coming through. Clemetines should be considered candy they are so good.

Bananas are trash and anyone who says banana is a dumb monkey.

[Anonymous No.9637365]

>>9637337
>clementines of all fucking fruits are to be considered "patrician"
>bananas are somehow worse
fucking fight me OP

[Anonymous No.9637383]

if you don't say mango you haven't had a good mango

[Anonymous No.9637415]

>>9637383
Spbp

[Anonymous No.9637494]

>>9637337
Pears whenever they're super ripe. Also nectarines. But when not perfectly ripe these fruits suck so tread carefully friend

[Anonymous No.9637497]

>>9637365
bananas are the fucking necco wafers of fruits

[Anonymous No.9637513]

>>9637337
Nectarines suck dick, the real best fruit is pomegranates, nothing else is better.

[Anonymous No.9637526]

>>9637513
came to post this. the only fruit that's worth the prep time

[Anonymous No.9637569]

>>9637513
Shut up. Nectarines are great fuck your pomegranates they leave a weird feeling in the throat

[Anonymous No.9637577]

>>9637383
fucking this

[Anonymous No.9637583]

>>9637569
Fuck you. Nectarines are the retarded step-child of oranges and should go extinct

[Anonymous No.9637692]

>>9637583
Fool! Fucking oranges what. Nectarines aren't citrus if anything they're peach brethren. Lrn2fruit

[Anonymous No.9637717]

>>9637692
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE NECTARINES ARE A FRUIT, ONLY THOSE WITH AN IQ OF 20 BELIEVE NECTARINES ARE FRUIT, EVERYTHING INVOLVING NECTARINES MUST BE ELIMINATED FROM THIS EARTH

[Anonymous No.9637731]

>>9637717
Everything involving nectarines should be fired into my mouth and pomegranates up your ass

[Anonymous No.9637735]

>>9637337
Bananas are nothing special by themselves, but go great with other things, like chocolate, oatmeal, strawberries.

Though I've noticed lately unless I buy the bananas when they're green, they taste like trash. I only buy green bananas now and let them ripen at home.

[Anonymous No.9637736]

>>9637337
>Bananas are trash and anyone who says banana is a dumb monkey.
Elvis disagreed. As do I.

Banana's can be anything from fried, burger topping, sandwich filling, or even a dessert.

[Anonymous No.9637761]

What a bunch of plebs in this thread.

>Sumo orange
>Fuji apple
>grapes
>mangos
>pluots
>why would you need any other fruits?

Bananas aren't the greatest, but only a clementine loving tard would denigrate them so. Honorable mention to the pomegranate, which would be godly if not so inconvenient to eat. Honorable mention to the pineapple.

[Anonymous No.9637808]

MAKE WAY FOR THE KING

[Anonymous No.9637846]

>>9637583
Those are tangerines

[Anonymous No.9637861]

Pretty much all berries are god tier

[Anonymous No.9638479]

>>9637808
Is the yellow edible?

[Anonymous No.9638481]

>>9637808
THIS

[Anonymous No.9638482]

>>9638479
Only the yellow is edible. The seeds within the yellow have a starchy bit that can be eaten after cooking.

[Anonymous No.9638483]

>clementine
you mean mandarin, you absolute faggot?

[Anonymous No.9638502]

>>9637808
I honestly have no idea if these are good or if everyone is memeing it up or trying to get you to buy horrible smell in a shell.

[Anonymous No.9638517]

p l u m s
you plebs

[Anonymous No.9638535]

>>9638502
They made it into a goddamn ice cream flavour so I doubt it tastes like trash

[Anonymous No.9638543]

>>9638502
The shell is smelly, and some people can't deal with the chive flavor.

[Anonymous No.9638548]

>>9638535
>McDonalds
>in charge of things not tasting like trash

I also doubt it even has any real fruit in it.

[Anonymous No.9638687]

>>9637337
I literally can't stop eating them

[Anonymous No.9639270]

I had a diet more or less solely composed of plantains fried in lard at one point.

[Anonymous No.9639324]

>>9638548
I agree, McDonald's in general is crap, but their Oreo McFlurries are a guilty pleasure

This is a fruit thread though so have some best fruit

[Anonymous No.9639341]

>>9637337
Satsumas are better.

[Anonymous No.9639356]

>>9638502
Durians are the fine wine of fruits, don't eat low quality durian

[Anonymous No.9640151]

Grapefruit and Jackfruit you pussies

[Anonymous No.9640319]

>>9637337
pic related and concord grapes

[chop No.9640341]

>>9640319
I don't suppose anyone saved a screenshot of Borneo's thread about drying those?

[Anonymous No.9640565]

>>9640319
Am I the only one who thinks those taste like cum?

No homo.

[Anonymous No.9640753]

>>9640565
Fuyus are great- it's the other teardrop shaped ones that taste like cum. They are super astringent and coat your mouth like you just ate a spoonful of cornstarch.

[Anonymous No.9640784]

>>9637513
Absolutely agree

[Anonymous No.9640795]

>>9637337
Whatever happened to mandarines?

[Anonymous No.9641065]

>>9638502
They’re fucking meme food.
It’s like eating poorly made custard in a public bathroom and are the strongest evidence of why reddit needs to leave

[Anonymous No.9641188]

>>9638502
It's not wretch-worthy, but definitely not great.

[Anonymous No.9641461]

Apples, Pears, Apricots, Grapes, Cherries, Figs and Pomegranate.

These are actually patrician fruit.

[Anonymous No.9641471]

Satsuma are the best citrus fruit.

[Anonymous No.9641473]

>>9637513
Yeah, gotta agree.

[Anonymous No.9641479]

Mangos are great and all but any fruit you can't peel with your hands are automatically B-tier and lower.

[Anonymous No.9641608]

>>9637337
banana strawberries and some ice cream make the best smoothies though

[Anonymous No.9641648]

>>9637513
/thread

>>9637569
thats your AIDS acting up

[Anonymous No.9641656]

>>9638502
it tastes like sweet custard slurped up off the gas station bathroom floor

[Anonymous No.9641963]

>Kumquat
the juice is bitter but the skin and flesh is sweet

[Anonymous No.9641978]

>Kumquat
the juice is sour but the skin and flesh is sweet

[Anonymous No.9642020]

>>9637337
>having a favorite fruit when every kind is delicious when it's in season

[Anonymous No.9643510]

>patrician fruit thread
>not a single mention of avocado

I'll go to the REAL patrician thread then.

[Anonymous No.9643575]

>>9637761

>Fuji
I too was in your camp until I found the joy of cripps pink. The texture of fuji with the same slight sweetness but with a green apple kind of sour

[Anonymous No.9643582]

>>9637513
I fucking love pomegranate, but they're a dick to prepare, so I rarely have them

[Anonymous No.9643586]

>>9637365
banana is literally a clone monstruosity that needs a continual treatment against everything to avoid extintion
something that isn't a little less shitty is platano (not platain, that's a jungle monstrosity)

[Anonymous No.9643591]

>>9637513
Fuck I hate degraining pommegranates. I don't eat it solely because that

[Anonymous No.9643616]

definitely mango, summer is shitty in qld but mangoes, nectarines and cherries make up for it

why does kensington pride season have to be so short

[noko No.9643622]

>>9637494

>>9643609

[noko No.9643630]

>>9638687
They have to be so crisp and hard that they have no give when i squeeze them. I HATE mushy fruit.

[Anonymous No.9643636]

>>9639324
Ma nigga ma nigga( MY MAFUCKIN NIGGA!)

[Anonymous No.9643744]

>>9641479
What kind of weak ass child sized deformed hands are you using that can't peel a mango?

[Anonymous No.9643788]

>>9643744
Why would you want to peel it when it's much more efficient to scoop out the flesh from the inside? Peeling is a hassle, takes a while, and is wasteful because the skin sticks to the flesh so well. It's not like a citrus fruit or banana where the skin comes off readily.

[Anonymous No.9643908]

White peaches