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>let the flavors fuck

>> No.9587132

>>9587117
neck yourself dumb frogposter

>> No.9587157

LOL LIKE THAT ONE THREAD YESTERDAY THAT WAS ALL "LET THE FLAVORS DIVORCE"

HAHA I GET IT YOU'RE TRYING TO DUPLICATE THE SUCCESS OF THAT THREAD FOR YOURSELF BECAUSE GETTING REPLIES TO YOUR THREAD ON ONE OF THE SLOWEST BOARDS ON THIS WEBSITE IS ALL YOU HAVE LEFT TO LIVE FOR

LOL

>> No.9587599

>>9587157
finally someone gets me
i'll stop posting these now

>> No.9588545

>manchurian candidate the butter

>> No.9588562

>listening to sparkling wine

>> No.9588593

>Align the spices with jupiter

>> No.9588647

>bury a horn filled with manure at full moon and then use it to fertilize the vines

>> No.9588658

>>9588545
>>9588562
>>9588593
>>9588647
You have to admire his commitment.
Hang in there OP. Just ignore the haters.

>> No.9588669

>>9588658
This isn't food or cooking, but you have to admit he's creative.

>> No.9588678

>retrofit the pudding hatch
uh la la
>with the boink swatter

>> No.9588694
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9588694

>place the blessed basil in an enrichment centerfuge

>> No.9588711

i just came over from /fit/ to find chicken breaat recipes what is going on

>> No.9588860

>>9588711
You must let the chicken wonder in the majestic fields of rosemary and float in the rivers of butter so that its soul may be enriched and freed

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9588906

Mfw this entire thread.
Keep it up OP

>> No.9588926

what is this even from, for what purpose does this thread exist

fucking why

>> No.9589403

>after inspection, permit the potatoes to pass

>> No.9589411

Why frogpost knowing full well the mods smote your kind in a glorious blitzkrieg yesterday?

>> No.9589451

>allow the flavors to delete their Myspace profiles and migrated to Instagram

>> No.9589492

this one has serious potential. keep going

>> No.9589512
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9589512

>>9588906

>> No.9589623

>watch the flavors braid each others hair while they talk about boys, then whisk briskly

>> No.9589664
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9589664

>>9587117
>Let the spices die in the pan before you throw in the chicken

>> No.9589790

>reduce the distressed celery in an immigrant kitchen, freeze the rest

>> No.9589806

>dehumanize the carrots

>> No.9589809

>Counsel the melancholy butter to room temperature, melt in pan

>> No.9589812

>Allow the muffins to boil before lactating

>> No.9589830
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9589830

>subjugate the salmon in its grill prising until its will is broken

>> No.9589835

>embarrass the rice, then separate the grains by gender.

>> No.9589836

>>9589830
*prison
Fuck

>> No.9589841

I love these
threads.

They are rily funneeeeeeee.

plis post more froggies

thenk yu!

>> No.9589877

>place the spare drumsticks in a studio apartment and enroll them in a community college, garnish with parsley

>> No.9589881

Puncture the spring rolls to extract useful information

>> No.9589885

>compliment the chicken wings until they are crispy with joy

>> No.9589886

>waterboard the spinach until limp

>> No.9589892

>>9588926
This thread happened once. Now it must happen always.

>> No.9589897

>use enhanced interrogation techniques on the pig to find the flavor

>> No.9589910
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9589910

>give 'em hell on medium-high for 10 minutes

>> No.9589917

>>9587117
Never, the flavors should remain separated to maintain the purity of their essence and identity.

>> No.9589928

>teach the broccoli entry-level Spanish and send a note home for their parents. Use lowest steam setting.

>> No.9589937

>offer the onion a generous dowry of olive oil and wed your garlic to it

>> No.9589985

It's not bad guys. logical progression of things. common shitty normie expressions are already popular. like VOILAH or dont talk to me after my coffee.not bad senpai

>> No.9589995

Is this the Reddit thread xD

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9590000

>abort the grape baby

>> No.9590070

>release the food in an all out battleroyale and let the winner baste in the juices of its foes

>> No.9590080

>send the Aromas on a blind date tv show. Record their initial Impressions individually later. Reduce to low and simmer for 8 minutes.