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9571282 No.9571282 [Reply] [Original]

Do you eat breakfast or are you a fucking faggot?

>> No.9571291
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9571291

>do you eat breakfast
Aye

>> No.9571292

>plastic tits
>no bacon in vicinity of eggs
>that random slice of tomato
>one (1) pancake

Im supposed to function on this somehow?

>> No.9571296

>>9571282
i would never been seen in restaurant with a women dressed like that.
how fucking embarrassing and unrefined.

>> No.9571306
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9571306

>Skip breakfast
>Skip lunch
>No snacks
>Big dinner

THAT, my friends, is the superior way to eat and live. Stay full throughout the next day, and once the hunger really starts to kick its time for dinner, you sit down and stuff your face, feeling oh so satisfied, and you never have to worry about calories ever again because it's nearly impossible to go over you daily calorie net from one meal, eat whatever the fuck you want. Two Big Macs, large fries, milkshake, doesn't matter. Truly the patrician way to eat. The art of the big dinner should be taught far and wide.

>> No.9571322

>>9571306

Your brain starts eating itself after 2 hours of not eating

>> No.9571327

>>9571306
That's actually doing damage to your stomach.

>> No.9571329

>>9571282
I love breakfast but have been bad at getting up early recently so sometimes I have breakfast food for lunch instead.

>> No.9571331

>>9571322
Meme

>>9571327
Minor inconsequential damage that heals overnight, yes.

>> No.9571337

>>9571322
>Your brain starts eating itself after 2 hours of not eating
Woah holy shit I bet you even have a citation for that retarded claim! Like no really you know how fucking stupid that sounds? The brain does destroy itself under certain conditions, but not after two fucking hours.

Do you know how fucking subjective the perspective of time is? What if two hours to Billy is like 6 hours to you?

Like your stupid ass post has made me angry

>> No.9571342

>>9571331
>Minor inconsequential damage that heals overnight, yes.
No I mean the one meal a day thing triples your chance at having ulcers. The damage is mainly you're making yourself much more prone to acid reflux and ulcers.

>> No.9571345

>>9571337
>Do you know how fucking subjective the perspective of time is? What if two hours to Billy is like 6 hours to you?
Maaaaaaate...

>> No.9571355

>>9571306
So make yourself completely ineffeciant through the whole day then eat a massive meal then go to bed without being able to work off said massive meal.

>> No.9571356

>>9571345
>Maaaaaaate...
>he believes the rate of time is universal

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>>9571337
>Do you know how fucking subjective the perspective of time is? What if two hours to Billy is like 6 hours to you?

>> No.9571361

Lunch is the worst thing you can do to yourself.

>> No.9571364

>>9571345
>>9571360
Hes right though. You ever been a kid that was sat out in timeout for five minutes? That shit felt like an hour. As an adult five minutes is nothing.

>> No.9571368

>>9571296
Evidently the female form frightens you. You should work on that.

>> No.9571369

>>9571360
>>9571345
Perspective of time is an actual fucking thing you highschool dropouts.
https://www.neuroquantology.com/index.php/journal/issue/view/25/showToc
http://www.fb10.uni-bremen.de/homepages/wildgen/pdf/antwerpen_time.pdf

Its a fucking neuroscience.

>> No.9571372

>>9571355
>"Completely inefficient"
>Yet I maintain same (in some cases increased) levels of productivity

What did he meme by this?

>go to bed without being able to work off said massive meal
>Body processes those unused calories and nutrients and stores them as energy to be used later for tommorow throughout the day

No, but really, what did he meme by this?

>> No.9571382

>>9571364
>>9571369
Perspective of time and quantifiable time measurements are two different things you wannabe science niggers. An hour is an hour regardless of how you perceive it. 60 minutes. 3600 seconds. This is objective.

>> No.9571384

>>9571364
That's the perception of time, your perception of time has no bearing on physics

>>9571369
Hear that you fucking classic dunning-kruger retard? How you perceive time doesn't change reality, whether it feels slow or fast to you has absolutely no bearing on the interactions of particles and waves.

>> No.9571395

>>9571364
>>9571369
Everyone is aware of perspective on time, doesn't make you a special snowflake. Ultimately your sense of time means jack shit because there are clocks on all modern electronic devices, and even before that people invented this nifty thing called "the watch." If either of you had ever picked up a book in your life you'd know sense of time matters in very few situations, typically only in extreme isolation. Doesn't matter how much time has passed in Billy's head if there's a clock literally telling him how much time has passed.

>> No.9571397

>>9571382
>what is time dilation
Yeah no shut the fuck up

>> No.9571400

>>9571382
>>9571395
>>9571395
>not knowing what time dilation is

>> No.9571406

>>9571384
>time doesn't change reality, whether it feels slow or fast to you has absolutely no bearing on the interactions of particles and waves
>time doesnt change reality
What the actual fuck? Do you know what gravity does aside from hold your fat ass down?

>> No.9571408

>>9571400
>not knowing what time dilation is
It's nice to see that you've tricked yourself into thinking it's relevant to this conversation though.

>> No.9571412

>>9571400
>>9571397

The circumstances that cause time dilation are not present in this scenario though. Cute try

>> No.9571414

>>9571408
>conservation about time being different to others
>time dilation not relevant
>when people in space literally age slightly slower
why would it not be relevant especially when the primary subject is T I M E
>>9571412
>mad

>> No.9571417

>>9571406
>Hey guys after every meal I hop into a rocket and blast across the solar system to a different planet or I hop into a NASCAR grade vehicle at max speed

Stop

>> No.9571423

>>9571417
>being poor

>> No.9571428

>>9571414
The subject is Billy's perspective of time, not time itself. No one has mentioned Billy being in space, what the flying fuck are you on about?

>> No.9571432

>>9571292
There are two pancakes though

>> No.9571433

>>9571282
I'm a fucking faggot who eats breakfast

>> No.9571439

MOOOOOMY

I WANT SOME MILKY

>> No.9571441

>>9571282
Why am I treating a prostitute to breaskfast?

>> No.9571443

This board is beyond saving

>> No.9571448

>>9571443
You're pathetic life is beyond saving

>> No.9571458

>>9571448
Edgy

>> No.9571461

>>9571364
Bullshit. The last hour of a workday feels like an eternity even now

>> No.9571481

>>9571296
That's ok, I'll happily eat her out, umm, I mean eat with her.

>> No.9571487

>>9571441
Because she has nice titties.

The hotel I stay at in Pattaya has a breakfast buffet, and they give two vouchers per day to all of us old mongers who go there. It's only polite to let the hooker have something to eat before she goes back to her apartment.

>> No.9572082

>>9571306
my nigguh

>> No.9572085

I'm a faggot that eats breakfast.

>> No.9572089

>>9571306
Yup. So much time saved, so much satisfaction. Dinner and a midnight snack is the way to go. Only fat fucks and women worry about sleeping on calories.

>> No.9572094

>>9571342
You know that ulcers are caused by bacteria right?

>> No.9572102

>>9571306
Fuckin IF for the win.

>> No.9572121

>>9571282
I usually drink a glass of milk or a can of Coca-Cola for breakfast during weekdays. During weekends, I usually go to a restaurant for a burger because I wake up at 11:00 A.M. most of the time.

>> No.9572125

>>9572085
whoa.

>>9572121
>coca-cola
wtf

>> No.9572126

>>9572121
>or a can of Coca-Cola for breakfast
at least you are honest

>> No.9572214

>>9571406
>perception of time doesn't affect reality
>DDUUDE TIME DOESN'T AFFECT REALITY?
Nice bait, I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded

>> No.9572232

No-breakfast Nancy here. If I eat in the morning, in 15 minutes I'm even hungrier than before. Usually I just have coffee and don't eat until 11:30 or 12.

>> No.9572236

Eggs, toast, fruit, black coffee.

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>>9572121

>> No.9572249
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>>9571292
>>one (1) pancake

>> No.9572258

I usually make a grilled cheese and spaghetti potato in grilled cheese until it sticks.

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>>9571306
This guy gets it

>> No.9572854

>>9572121
>Wake up at 11
>Drink Coke for breakfast
How do you do it? What's your job?

>> No.9572857

>>9571414
relativity != psychological time dilation, humans on earth don't aren't going to experience relativistic effects to any degree of significance. Can 5 minutes for one person FEEL like 1 hour to another person? Yeah fucking sure. But we're talking about a brain starting to eat itself after two hours. Besides how ridiculous the initial scenario is, it has nothing to do with personal perception of time. Your body is a machine that burns fuel and if it takes 2 hours to burn x amount of fuel such that it cannibalizes other tissue then that's how it is, if I FEEL like 2 hours takes 2 weeks from my perspective I don't fucking suddenly become skinny from burning 2 weeks of fat as only 2 hours actually passed.

>> No.9572870

>>9571306
this except I eat another dinner at 12:00am before going to bed becasue going to bed after a satisfying meal is GOD TIER

>> No.9573033

>>9571306
Just started this randomly a few weeks ago. Didn't mean to, just kinda happened. So far I think it's helping me cut a bit of weight. I feel better in the mornings for whatever reason and I love being able to come home a cook a big dinner without having to worry about much. Not sure if I'll continute it, but I'm glad to see other people feel the same way.

>> No.9573045

>>9571292
Nah, this guy took photos of the boobs with whatever food and post it on instagram
That's the point he's making

>> No.9573046

>>9571368
>what? you don't want to eat across from me while I'm wearing shorts so short my cock falls out of them? Are you afraid of the male form?
This is how you sound.

>> No.9573050

>>9571291
anon I think I love you

>> No.9573055
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9573055

My average breakfast

>> No.9573073

>>9571306
I do the same, but I've always heard going to bed on a full stomach is bad for you. are we slowly killing ourselves

>> No.9573118

>>9571282
nice boobs!

>> No.9573139

>>9571306
i do this

>> No.9573152

>>9573055
This image made me regret being born.

>> No.9573158

>>9573046
>oh no! breasts!
it's you

>> No.9573159
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9573159

One day I eat one or two meals and drink soda if I have any, the other one I skip on food and sodas, just water, anything beside this is brainlet tier because the human isnt supposed to eat every x ammount of hours like a bird.

>> No.9573165

>>9573158
>fuck practicality and modesty, those are pillars of dying societies... oh wait.
u

>> No.9573171
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9573171

Almost everyday I have a half cup of steel cut oatz with a scoop of blueberry preserves and a scoop of peanut butter.

However I really want to be spit roasted. Perplexing right?

>> No.9573179

>>9573073
If you can, try to space 2 hours between your last bite and actually going to your bedroom

Going to sleep immediately after won't do any significant damage, it just heightens your chances of having acid reflux and causes your body to store a bit more of it as fat. But as long as you're reasonably active there's virtually no consequences

>> No.9573182

>>9573165
i literally have no idea what you're trying to imply dude

also wearing an outfit like that when you're just doing a photoshoot or whatever isn't impractical

modesty isn't real

>> No.9573189

>>9573182
>modesty isn't real
>brooo like everything is relative man like broooo
>like it's okay to fuck goats and children in other countries so like why should we be so judgy?
>everything is relative man bob marley 420 xD
You aren't real.

>> No.9573192

>>9573189
>a woman wearing revealing clothes is equivalent to pedophilia
i feel like i just learned a lot about you

>> No.9573213

>>9573192
>a continued and concerted effort to shift the line of what's socially and publicly acceptable
>evidenced by the last 50 years of moral relativism
>will totally not end in the acceptance of pederasty
>despite left-wing tabloids already setting the stage with their pedophille sympathy articles
It's like you can't into basic pattern recognition.

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>>9571306
>Two Big Macs, large fries, milkshake, doesn't matter.
>The only thing you eat every day
Holy shit this is like a critical mass of retardation. I hope you get a quadruple bypass you stupid fuck.

>> No.9573229

>>9573213
>MUH SLIPPERY SLOPEEEEEE
Yeah fuck off with that basic bitch shit bruh.

>> No.9573237

>>9573227
>Completely missing the point

Typical dinnerlet

>> No.9573247

>>9573229
>muh freshman-tier philosophy jargon
This isn't a philosophy class turbo, and lawmaking isn't a pure logical debate. To be a liberal does not necessitate that you advocate for diddlers, but to ignore the mountain of contrary examples in lawmaking where this has already happened is truly "basic bitch shit"

>England bans virtually all firearms
>Goes on to bin that knife
>Now trying to regulate the sale of pool chemicals because of acid attacks
>N-no, there's no nanny state, that's preposterous!

>> No.9573263

>>9573247
>Makes fun of using "freshman tier jargon" to describe his own freshman tier argument.
Bet you feel stupid.
>To be a liberal does not necessitate that you advocate for diddlers
>I am going to continue to ignore that this had nothing to do with pedophilia and is a complete non-sequitur because I am a fucking retard with no grasp of how to communicate with people on a rational level.
>Continues to use the same shitty argument even after being called out for it.
Lad.....

>> No.9573277

>>9573263
>"shitty argument" is backed up by real world examples of real lawmaking incrementally eroding rights and advocating for crazy shit.
>but but muh professor said-
?

>> No.9573305

>>9573277
>Backed up by real world examples of things that are completely independent issues to the issue of pedophilia.
The problem is that you are screaming about the possibility of a great evil, because you believe other things are evil as well. They are separate issues, they do not overlap and they are not part of the same dynamic.
But no, you are some little faggot /pol/kiddy who has to have every single thing you've ever heard of tie into your political worldview so being rational about things just isn't a thing you can do is it?
>Muh professor said.
The fact that you mock the idea of listening to someone more educated than yourself should be a sign that you need to reign in your gigantic fucking ego.

>> No.9573335

>>9573305
>>9573277
Can you two literally shut the fuck up

>> No.9573394

>>9572121
Are you illiterate? I wake up late on weekends like everyone else. On weekdays, I wake up at 7:00 A.M. and often buy a Coke from the vending machine at work. I'm a machinist.

>> No.9573397

>>9573394
Meant to reply to >>9572854 god damn it.

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>>9571448
>you're

>> No.9573806

>>9571306
>because it's nearly impossible to go over you daily calorie net from one meal,
Challenge accepted motherfucker

>> No.9573812

I'm never even hungry in the morning. I get really nauseated trying to make myself eat something. Then at around 10am or so I suddenly feel like I'm starving. I have no idea why my body is like this but it happens every morning.

>> No.9573816

>>9571282
I'm a fag. I get shit ready to make breakfast the night before, but can't stomach eating it in the morning.

>> No.9573822

>>9571282
please open, i want milkies

>> No.9573828

>>9571282
Is this the source? http://stilmens.ru/priyatnogo-appetita-ili-schaste-na-rasstoyanii-vytyanutoj-ruki/

>> No.9573835

>>9571322
>Im fat because biology. No really.

>> No.9573850

>>9573816
I hear ya. I can't eat for the first two hours. A cup of coffee is all I can handle.

>> No.9573860

>>9573055
>dog_vomit.jpg

>> No.9573864

>>9571282
Yeah, i'm gay as hell.

>> No.9573876

>>9571306
pretty sure this makes you gain weight as you're not working off calories and overeating when you do eat, and not healthy stuff either

>> No.9573920

>>9573050
Heh really? Suppose I love you too bud

>> No.9573929

>>9571282
intermediate fasting, i only eat 11:00 ~ 19:00

>> No.9573950

This morning I'm having some jimmy dean sausage 2 eggs and cheese grits. Also 2 beers.

>> No.9574094

>>9572102
IF is life

>> No.9574103

>>9573950
>jimmy dean sausage

Christ, I'll bet you eat bar-s hot dogs too.

>> No.9574104

>>9573929
Wtf? according to that standard I've been doing intermediate fasting my entire life.

>> No.9574107

Actually, looking at those tits, how would a breast steak taste like?

>> No.9574121

>>9571481
normalfag

>> No.9574131

>>9574107
Not very good because breast is just a sack of fat
A stew would be good,
I'd imagine cooking it with spices and coconut milk just like brain

>> No.9574178

>>9571291
Play-Doh sammich

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>>9571306
>this is what an american shamer looks like

You monkeys will NEVER understand Thanksgiving kino.

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>>9571282

>> No.9574438

>>9571322
That explains Africa I guess

>> No.9574498

>>9573876
>you're not working off calories
What do you think the body is doing all the hours before you eat?

>> No.9574582

>>9571296
t. jealous hambitch

>> No.9574764

>>9573876
>you're not working off calories
Ah shit you're right when I spend the entire next day moving about those calories that I ate the night before are in stasis and are not being used (fucking idiot)

>Overeating

The average caloric limit to maintain weight is around 2000 calories. To put that into perspective, a Big Mac is a little under 600 calories. A milkshake is about 350, as well is a slice of pizza. You could each one of those items and still far under 2000.

>Not healthy shit
Well then include healthy shit too you double nigger, of course EXCLUSIVELY eating fast food and sweets will kill you. How does it feel to be retarded

>> No.9574843

>>9573055
raw bread

>> No.9574851

>>9573876
Holy fuck, I hate this place sometimes. I think as a general rule, /ck/ should avoid talking health & fitness at all times.

>> No.9575013
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>>9571306
this is the way to go. I personally do a relatively early dinner, like 6-ish so some time goes by til I go to bed

>> No.9575077

>>9571306
I used to do this and it worked pretty well but then I switched to a giant dinner for breakfast that keeps me fueled throughout the day followed by a stiff drink before bed.

>> No.9575101

>>9571368
Oh shut the fuck up. She's an ugly slut with fake tits.

>> No.9575146

>>9575101
Like you wouldn't stare and pop a bon bon

>> No.9575421

I do

>> No.9576028

>>9571368
m'lady

>> No.9576040

>>9571428
So if someone feels like 3 days is a month, they can starve to death? It's like guys chopping their dicks off being called women all over again.

>> No.9576113

>>9571282
I usually eat breakfast, but some times I suck dicks

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>>9571282
>>9574346

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9576140

>>9571282
>>9574346
>>9576121
what about donuts for breakfast?

>> No.9576434

I'ma fag

>> No.9576453

>>9573055
what are those yellow potatoes

>> No.9576471
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9576471

>tfw i live with my muslim dad and can no longer eat bacon and sausages with me eggs and beans

>> No.9576570

Nope.
When I get to work I take a nap for an hour lol.

>> No.9576587

>>9576471
put down the glock

>> No.9576837

>>9576587
im a britfag, put down my fork anyway

>> No.9577053

>>9574764
have you never seen how fat people eat? so many of them only drink diet soda during the day and then GORGE at night, easily eating over 2000 calories (especially if drinking). obv i don't know what yr routine is - i'm assuming that if you have a calorie deficient diet then you probably don't use as much energy. whatever if you're happy stuffing your face once a day with a huge meal of mcdonalds enjoy your huge gut in the future you dipshit. what are you even arguing for? attempting to validate your manlet diet?

>> No.9577153

>>9577053
i thought diet soda made you lose fat

>> No.9577155

>>9576837
britfags are allowed to have forks?

>> No.9577200

>>9577155
>what is the black market?

>> No.9577236

>>9577200
all of the stores in london

>> No.9577274

I cant breakfast...

I'm seldom ready for food when I first get out of bed. I always hit the ground running in the morning, getting up with my kids at 6:45am everyday. After I get my kids to the table, I make myself a hot water, lemon juice, honey, cinnamon and turmeric detox elixir to get the juices flowing.

I eat a large lunch, a snack at around 3 pm and then a light to medium dinner, and then I never eat after 7-8pm

>> No.9577286

I do eat breakfast. A big breakfast nowadays. I do not, however, eat lunch (the least important meal of the day).

>> No.9577335

once a week on sunday i go down to sheepshead bay in brooklyn

$20 at a nice turkish place nets me a god tier turkish style breakfast

>> No.9577344

>>9573876
You are one of the biggest dipshits on this board, congrats.

>> No.9577369

>>9571322
OH FUCK BETTER NOT FALL ASLEEP THEN

>> No.9577372

>>9577274
Are you a 43-year-old woman

>> No.9577387

>>9571282
I eat breakfast and then eat nothing until the next breakfast. I used to eat dinner and nothing until the next dinner, but I stopped that because it fucked up both my sleep and my digestion. Now I sleep on an empty stomach, feels good, REM sleep restored, dreams coming back, no acid reflux, waking up with the sunrise, etc.

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9577606

Everyone eats breakfast, when they first eat after fasting

>> No.9578006

>>9577606
oh you....

>> No.9578350

>>9571306
I actually do this but only because
>have to leave the house at 6 am, too lazy to make food before that
>one hour lunchbreak in shitty district where I can only get some bread or mcdonalds
>come home, either parents have cooked or I cook myself something nice
>forget about the day while munching

>> No.9578423

>>9571360

I have a boss named Billy and he's less than punctual, so 2 hours to him really is 6 hours to everybody else

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9578433

Of course i do

>> No.9578447

>>9571282
So when do you guys get up in the morning? I'm serious. Who's got time for that making much food?

>> No.9578453

>>9578433
foul. only a swede could conjure this up and actually enjoy it.

>> No.9578469

>>9578453
O shit well i am actually a swede so you're right

>> No.9578498

>>9573171
Is that an Alienware keyboard?

That's the only gross thing here.

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>>9571282
When I lifted I ate 3 meals 1000 calories each everyday.

Now that I dont lift I struggle to even eat 1 meal, I have a dinner each day basically thats around 1500 calories and I cant bring myself to eat much more. I know I should be eating more for maintenance but my body is telling me no since I went full blown sedentary again.

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9578505

>>9577236

>> No.9578565

>>9574103
Whats wrong with hot dogs?

>> No.9578834

>>9571327
But it does help your digestive tract quite a bit.

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9579201

>>9576453
they're mangos

>> No.9579245

>>9571282
i really am a homo
but also i can't eat within 3 hours of waking up without tearing up my insides
I've noticed that yogurt doesn't really have this effect though, so at most I'll have a cup of full yogurt with some frozen fruit, and then later I'll get to take a nice easy poop

>> No.9579760

>>9571282
no

>> No.9580545

>>9571322
ahhahahahah
ahahah
hawhdd
im dyeing

>> No.9580552

>>9575146
No.

>> No.9580561

>>9571306
all these stupid replies

yes, our monkey ancestors always had three square meals, it was quite an easy task when running around the jungle. you always had some toast and coffee in the morning, followed by deer brains for lunch, and oreo pie for dessert!

it's how we were SUPPOSED to eat!!!!!

>> No.9580995

I hope none of you ever become nutritionists.

>> No.9581017

>>9573876
unbelievable

>> No.9581089

>>9571306

Basically intermittent fasting.

>> No.9581104
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9581104

>>9571282
>skip breakfast
>regret it
>lunch comes
>didn't pack lunch
>regret it even more
>dinner comes
>forgot to buy food

i am retarded.

>> No.9581156

>>9581104
Yes, But that's a given, your real problem is you need to be better organized

>> No.9582723

Is making tomago gohan safe when the egg is straight out of the fridge instead of room temp?

>> No.9582853

>>9571282
both desu

>> No.9583184

>>9571282
I do. At noon.

>> No.9583566

>>9571327
Well only if you produce too much stomach acid. wich comes from two things :

First, when you eat bad food/junk food it tends to fuck up your metabolism.

Secondly, not being in communication with your own body. When you know you're not going to eat for a full day your stomach shouldn't be producing a lot of acid knowing that you're not going to eat.
Btw the feeling of hunger/wanting to eat in general should be a request coming from the body and not the mind. Meaning that you actually need what you want to eat. Otherwise you have a minor or big eating disorder.

Anyway if you do a lot of sport, exercise or work it is not wrong to eat in consequence of the energy you will be spending.
That explain why in a routine situation you will be faced with hunger that is hard to ignore and not healthy to skip. Hunger can work like sleep where if you condition yourself to wake up every day at 6am you would have a hard time waking up later.

>> No.9583576

>>9576121
>>9576140
Are these instagram posts ? What do you even comment on those types of images ?

"Well this meal looks like shit and unhealthy but your boobs a fucking incerdible. Since you look like the kind of bitch that would fuck the first night after a rendez-vous at a McDonald I suggest that you come with me so that I can offer you dinner at the local McDonald tonight.
PS: I hope you like anal because I will not ask permission"

>> No.9584004

>>9573055
Why did you cum on ur bred

>> No.9584027

>>9577274
Hi mom!

>> No.9584043

>>9579201
Ur a mango

>> No.9584046

>>9581104
I believe the term is featherhead

>> No.9584304

Breakfast being an important meal is literally a meme that was invented by some fags selling bacon or sausages or some shit. Not saying I don't enjoy some eggs and hashbrowns on a Saturday morning, but ya'll got duped.

>> No.9584578

>>9571282
I basically never leave the house without eating some breakfast. If I do, I'm in a hell of a hurry and boy will I be irritable due to low blood sugar until I get food.
My usual breakfast is 3 pieces of buttered rye bread with some ham and cheese on them, and either a cup of tea or hot chocolate. Occasionally I replace 1-2 pieces of bread with a bowl of porridge with a dollop of jam.

>>9578433
>>9578469
Nordic style breakfast for the win.