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[Anonymous No.9562801]

oogie boogie! its time for some dickered spoopy food and cooking things ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

this thread is for anyone to post a cook-along, bake-along, drink-along, pickle-along or OC food/drink pics, post your meals or what ever if you dont want to make or use another thread

last thread >>9489279

>u might want a night light m80

[Anonymous No.9562825]

>>9562801
Look at Patti <3

[Anonymous No.9562837]

>>9562801
What's on the menu tonight OP

Captcha
>Mexican camping

[OP No.9562901]

>>9562837
well for now im going to attempt a loaf of bread m8

[OP No.9562932]

so i followed a very basic recipe and mixed and kneaded this shit for a long time, had to keep adding more flour cause lol anybody can write recipesXD, got it about right i hope and let it rise a few hours then i divided it

gonna freeze one cuz i only have one loaf pan

[OP No.9563028]

ok after letting this rise even more i can only assume that im doing this right

[OP No.9563307]

ok i dun goofed it somehow and it has a comb over but i gotta go so ill get a crumb shot when i get back later after it cools

[Anonymous No.9564321]

Wow ew gross etc

[Anonymous No.9564765]

First of all. Reee, everyone say something nice about my bread at the end of the last thread. >>9552500

>>9563307

Your bread looks nice. I guess it's a white loaf? Since you didn't score it and the way you dumped it in, it got the comb-over. I like how it looks, just want to break off the crispy part and eat it.

If you go on King Arthur Flour website, they have tips for baking bread. I've been reading a lot of it lately. Also, try artisanbreadwithstev on youtube. I've done a lot of his recipes and they're no knead and easy.

If you plan to make bread more often, definitely get a jar of yeast. Those packets are much more costly. Also, your use of the electric mixer triggers me. Use the handle of a wooden/plastic spoon.

Baking is fun but it's also time consuming.

[Anonymous No.9564784]

I'm so sick of seeing this same faggot cat and his attention whore owner on my board.

Can you just fuck off to Reddit with your attention seeking bullshit behavior?

[Anonymous No.9564809]

Oh look, it's the fucking Reddit thread again.

[Anonymous No.9564820]

just wanted to say ive been lurking here from the start and i appreciate the OC a lot

[Anonymous No.9565046]

Just posting pics of my cat being lazy, Nothing to see here

[Anonymous No.9565048]

>>9564784
>>9564809
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.9565437]

>>9562801
Cringe.

[Anonymous No.9565542]

>>9563307
tremendous

[Anonymous No.9565591]

>>9565437
give the guy a break he's clearly an alcoholic who doesnt have much going on in his life besides these silly threads and his cat, let him have this

[OP No.9565670]

>>9564784
>>9564809
>>9565437
>>9565591
>being bullied by people in the cooking section or an anime forum
wew lad

>>9562825
>>9565046
:3

>>9564765
is a nice looking bread m8, and thx ill look into, I only used the mixer at the beginning to get it started

>>9564820
>>9565542
lol thx

will get a crumb shot in a minute, had a crazy day at work so was too tired when i got home, have a box patti

[Anonymous No.9566139]

>>9564784
>>9562801
im not coming with the same vitriol as this guy, op, but i fucking hate cats and cat owners. theres nothing appealing about an animal that shits in your house then tracks the shit all over everything in your house.
i kinda like seeing what people make and shit, this would be less /reddit/ if youd stop with the motherfucking cats.

the only time a cat should be in a thread is if theres some fucking gook bbq'ing one.

>pic related
think about it....

[Anonymous No.9566145]

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMEONE IS MAKING FOOD ON MY MCDONALD'S AND MONSTER ENERGY DRINK DISCUSSION FORUM
You fags crack me up sometimes.

And I don't even really follow OP's threads, but I catch the pictures sometimes and he makes some decent-looking stuff.

[Anonymous No.9566170]

>oogie boogie!

please don'tpost racist things outisde of /pol/

[Anonymous No.9566181]

>>9566145
Wouldn't be a big deal that wasn't the same fat cat owning faggot doing it over and over and over and over and over and over

[Anonymous No.9566187]

>>9566181
Here's a novel idea, FAGGOT - ignore the thread

[Anonymous No.9566193]

>>9566187
Here's a novel idea gas yourself you faggot nigger loving kike eat shit I hope your entire family gets AIDS and cancer.

[Anonymous No.9566195]

Fuck off

[Anonymous No.9566197]

>>9566181
Who gives a shit? He makes food. This is a food board. If there were no cats, you would still know it was the same guy just because it's a fairly recognizable kitchen.

It's pretty gross that he lets his cats sit around on the counter with his food but hey, he's the one getting toxoplasmosis, not me.

[Anonymous No.9566206]

>>9566145
>t.OP
all those cat shit worms went to your brain

[Anonymous No.9566210]

>>9566193
Imagine getting this mad over someone making frequent threads that are relevant to the board.

[Anonymous No.9566211]

>>9566197
No this is a board for fast food threads alcoholic threads and commercial food posts

[Anonymous No.9566220]

>>9566210
Imagine being this much of a giant faggot and defending another faggot who frequently makes threads that are retarded and lame as fuck and no one likes them but other massive faggots

[Anonymous No.9566226]

>>9566220
I'll take lame OC over most of the BS that gets posted here any day. At least it's actual cooking instead of the fucking fast food shit.

[Anonymous No.9566227]

>>9564784
>>9564809
>>9565048
>>9565437
>>9566139
>>9566181
>>9566193
>>9566195
>>9566206
I haven't seen this much jealousy since Boxxy. Proof that Patti is truly the Queen of /ck/.

>>9562801
Your food looks good OP. Keep at it.

[OP No.9566388]

>>9566139
if you are subscribed to me unsubscribe immediately!

heres the crumb it's a lot denser than what i wanted for sandwiches but ill deal with it ya heard

>feeding trolls shiggydiggity

https://youtu.be/y5cwulBG8_A

[OP No.9566399]

>>9566388
oi m8...

[Anonymous No.9566454]

>>9566388
subscribe? wtf u on about catshit eater?

[Anonymous No.9566456]

>>9566388
OP you have shitty taste in music, But you are a great cook.


I can't listen to that shit unless I'm leaning

[Anonymous No.9566461]

>>9566454
I think it's time for you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9566496]

>>9566461
youre literally eating microscopic cat piss and shit particles.

[OP No.9566553]

>>9566456
I have a pretty wide range of taste in music but most people wouldnt appreciate a lot of it
https://youtu.be/f6TCjgeD8Us

no rocks!

[Anonymous No.9566558]

>>9566553
Also don't listen to all the newfags hating on you.

They are just angry they don't have their own thread on a Taiwanese sewing forum

[Anonymous No.9566591]

>>9566496
No I’m not.
I don’t have a cat.
The invitation to fuck off remains extant though.

[Anonymous No.9566669]

>Another thread of Binging with Toxoplasmosis

Fuck off already

[OP No.9566743]

>>9566558
ive had far more creative trolls desu, not worth the (You)s

got those beans soaking

[Anonymous No.9566758]

>vlogposting
why dont you vlogpost yourself hanging from the ceiling?

>>9566669
>Binging with Toxoplasmosis
this had me in fucking tears.

[Anonymous No.9566778]

>>9566758
>vlogposting
Where do you see vlogposting?
What are you fucking on about?

[Anonymous No.9566790]

>>9566181
You post some oc then

[Anonymous No.9566791]

>>9566778
blogposting then, whatever. Your posting like a total faggot.

>lets all cook along anon!
>look at me and what im doing!
>isnt it so mundane and uninteresting
at least make something interesting if youre going to be so gay because, spoilers, nobody gives a fuck about watching you soak beans in water.

[Anonymous No.9566797]

>>9566791
*You're

[Anonymous No.9566804]

>>9566790
if >>9566743 constitutes decent oc then what wouldnt?

[Anonymous No.9566805]

>>9566791
>he doesn't know how to filter threads
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9566816]

>>9566791
>this mad over a patti thread
First day on the site, champ?

[Anonymous No.9566828]

>>9566791
>Your posting like a total faggot.
Says the guy using Reddit spacing.
Irony.

[OP No.9566857]

>>9566791
exciting bean update 4 u m8

[Anonymous No.9566865]

>>9566758
>>9566791
Shhhh anon don't disturb the reddit hugbox safe space! Seriously though, at least their cancer is contained to a single thread. One very cringy single thread.

[Anonymous No.9566866]

>>9566804
If decent OC is so easy to make then what is stopping you?

[Anonymous No.9566968]

>>9566866
There's tons of oc but the brain parasites make you blind to anything that doesn't have a gross disgusting cat contaminating it

[Anonymous No.9566971]

>>9566968
I haven't got a cat.

[Anonymous No.9566976]

>>9566865
>shitposter calling others cancer

[Anonymous No.9566995]

>>9566971
You still have the parasites
Normal people are repulsed by dirty animals near their food

[Anonymous No.9567001]

>>9566995
>Normal people
Yup, that would be you.
Now fuck off my image board.

[Anonymous No.9567028]

>>9567001
>do I fit in yet guyz?

[valetgarbage !ZNxhTqC1iI No.9567045]

gonna make some shit, stay tuned

[valetgarbage !ZNxhTqC1iI No.9567090]

>>9567045
the rest of my photos will be oriented correctly, my bad. cleaning the split chicken breasts up before they go in the oven.

[valetgarbage !ZNxhTqC1iI No.9567103]

>>9567090
seasoned and going in

[valetgarbage !ZNxhTqC1iI No.9567178]

>>9567103
Gonna roast the shit out of these

[OP No.9567206]

>>9567178
that is the perfect amount of sprouts m8 :^)

[valetgarbage !ZNxhTqC1iI No.9567317]

>>9567206
thanks m8, here’s the finished product :^)

[Anonymous No.9567382]

>>9566791
cook along threads are comfy as fuck you fucking faggot, you are the cancer against OC

[Anonymous No.9567385]

>>9562901
Weird mixer attachments.

[Anonymous No.9567406]

>smug cat
>comfy
>muh oc

I'm convinced that these threads are just 2 or 3 cringelords resetting their ips every other post

[Anonymous No.9567426]

the problem isnt that hes attention whoring
its that he's doing nothing fucking interesting by attention whoring

if hes going to attention whore the least he could do is more than fucking basic seasoning on a fucking boneless skinless chicken breast. theres no point, he's just here to seek attention and waste everyone's time

[Anonymous No.9567469]

>>9565670
Cutie patty.

[Anonymous No.9567471]

>>9566139
Why do you think anyone cares about what you think about cats here?

[Anonymous No.9567472]

>>9566181
Grow a pair and post your own shit then you coward.

[Anonymous No.9567477]

>>9566743
I love your labeled jars in the background. Would date.

[Anonymous No.9567483]

>>9566865
Go back to the does tea work as a contraceptive thread and stay there.

[Anonymous No.9567488]

>>9566995
Everyone has bugs living on/in them. Get over it you cry baby.

[Anonymous No.9567489]

>>9567426
Yes, OP could be shitting up one of the few OC threads by pissing and moaning and making up whiny shit to complain about, instead of creating OC that meets your exacting standards.

By all means, do a no-cat thread where you prepare a perfect Caesar salad, seafood appetizer of choice, beef wellington, and baked alaska and show him how it's done.

[Anonymous No.9567493]

>>9567045
Perfect ginger baby.

[Anonymous No.9567498]

>>9567489
Why bother when I can just shit on other people for trying what I'm too much of a pussy to do?

[OP No.9567501]

>>9567317
looks good m8

>>9567385
suppose to be dough hooks i thought id try it, works decent i think

[Anonymous No.9567509]

>dickered
Cringe every time

[Anonymous No.9567522]

>all these fucking newfag cat haters that don't know how to hide a thread
>keeps bumping it then bitching about seeing it
>literal retards


wew lad

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9567530]

>>9566399
nice
looks better than my breads

[Anonymous No.9567567]

>>9567501
Neat, never seen that before.

[OP No.9567676]

making a big pot of beans cuz poorfag4lyfe

preppin stuff

[OP No.9567685]

i had a ham hock but it was frost bit so i tossed it, threw in a piece of pork belly to compensate cuz i need M E A T Y B E A N S

[OP No.9567701]

had leftover chicken liquid that i put in my bean cooking water

[OP No.9567708]

attempting to put a sear on the pork but it didnt work out really

[Anonymous No.9567711]

>>9567708
Looks tasty

[OP No.9567719]

saving the sausage towards the end, gonna let this kunt cook on low for like 7-9 hours

not before adding my chicken Knorr Stock Pot that is

[Anonymous No.9567726]

>>9567719

[Anonymous No.9567755]

>>9562801
>Holmes Smokehouse

EXCELLENT choice, sir

[Anonymous No.9567803]

>>9567708
wrong type of pan m8

[Anonymous No.9568031]

>>9566139
cats are cute anon, are you too manly for an adorable ball of fur that loves you?

[Anonymous No.9568035]

>>9567719
where do you store all the stuff you cook

[Anonymous No.9568062]

>>9567719

comfy

[Anonymous No.9568145]

>>9566791
kys mate

[Anonymous No.9568205]

Weve had this pork butt in the smoker for about 3 hours now

[Anonymous No.9568224]

>>9568205
Made some burgers and eggplant fries while we wait on the pork, since itll be in there for a good handful of hours still.
Will post results once we finally take it out. We plan on shredding it for pulled pork sandwitches to eat on during the week

[Anonymous No.9568236]

>>9568224
Joe Rogan pls

[Anonymous No.9568241]

Here's the shitty ziti I made tonight. Recipe said to buy canned whole tomatoes, then crush them by hand. The bitch is probably laughing her ass off right now as I sponge tomato guts off every inch of my kitchen.

[Anonymous No.9568247]

>>9568241
Bonus: my sister's doggo who I watched last weekend. He's showing off his French tips.

[Anonymous No.9568250]

>>9568247
>those autism feet

[Anonymous No.9568277]

>>9567685
Thinkin bout thos M E A T Y B E A N S

[Anonymous No.9568856]

>>9567317
these look great

[Anonymous No.9569408]

reminder to all you dumb faggots shitting up this thread that the NATIVE FUCKING 4CHAN JS EXTENSION ALLOWS YOU TO HIDE THREADS. Better yet, if you don't like cook-along threads, download 4chanX and filter threads with fml in the OP. jfc

Keep up the threads OP. They're still my favorites on this purgatory of a site.

[Anonymous No.9569786]

>>9568205
Here she is, about 8ish hours in. Resting here. Forgot to take pic of it shredded but ill do it in the morning.
Damn tasty, itll be better with a sauce, but thatll be work for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9569795]

>>9569786
That looks like the old foam mattress my dog gave birth on

[OP No.9569800]

>>9569786
mad jelly, really want to get a lil smoker

>>9569408
lol thx

>>9568277
:)

>>9568247
cutey

thx to the mod that had the luxury of cleaning this thread up, 'preciate it

so i let it cook for like 7 hours and still wasnt as tender as i wanted so i put it on warm and let it go for another 5 hours now its about good

[OP No.9569825]

i like my beans T H I C C so i scooped some into a mug and pureed it and mixed it back in, I also took some of the liquid out and mixed some cornstarch in because im friggin serious m8 i like em
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

[Anonymous No.9569836]

>>9569786
>eating pork ever

[Anonymous No.9569837]

>>9569836
Fuck off mussie

[Anonymous No.9569844]

>>9569837
How did you know I was a sea monster?

[OP No.9569847]

alright got this to the desired viscosity. salted just right and threw in some louisiana hot sauce, gonna put it back on low for a bit while i get a few more things done

[Anonymous No.9569852]

>>9569844
That's NESSIE stupid ass

[Anonymous No.9569855]

>>9569852
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mussie

What's this then motherfucker? (It's me)

[OP No.9570011]

whippin up some cornbread(extra sugar) and some jasmin rice

[OP No.9570121]

[OP No.9570126]

bretty gud

[Anonymous No.9570190]

>>9568250
Leave his feet alone.

[Anonymous No.9570192]

>>9569855
I learned something today.

[Anonymous No.9570194]

>>9570126
Looks amazing

[Anonymous No.9571339]

>>9568241
this looks pretty dank

[Anonymous No.9571347]

>>9570126
OP how old are you?

Not trolling, You are seriously an amazing cook.

Everything you make looks tasty af.

Wouldpaytolivewith/10

[Anonymous No.9571494]

Made some spicy af jambalaya while drinking some rum with pomegranate and raspberry juice

[Anonymous No.9571497]

>>9571494
That was the sausage, just tomato herb pork sausage

Some ingredients

[Anonymous No.9571504]

>>9571497

[Anonymous No.9571512]

>>9571504
Two jalapenos and two scotch bonnets went in here, along with a red pepper

[Anonymous No.9571518]

>>9571512
Chicken stock and tomatoes and Cajun spices and all that in, waiting for the rice to cook. Smells heavenly

[Anonymous No.9571522]

>>9571518
Done. Doesn't look super good but it's fucking jambalaya. Perfect level of spice, had a couple tortilla chips on the side (beer for dessert)

[Anonymous No.9571583]

>>9571504
>handsaw in the kitchen

wut

[Anonymous No.9571589]

>>9571583
For cooking

[Anonymous No.9571602]

>>9571589
Long pig?

[Anonymous No.9571638]

>>9571602
It's actually just left there - was making a sign earlier. But I do keep a hacksaw in the kitchen for cutting the end off lamg legs so they fit in the slow-cooker properly

[Anonymous No.9572286]

>>9571522
Very nice but sounds to spicy for me

[Anonymous No.9572295]

>>9568224
is that a frozen burger?

[Anonymous No.9572770]

>>9562801
I feel like sing-along is left out but I always sing fairytale of new york with whoever else is in the room when i cook for christmas.

[Anonymous No.9572804]

>>9572770
Never heard this song beforek, it's kinda neat. The little flute solos remind me of like celtic music or something.

[Anonymous No.9573317]

>>9571522
would eat

[Anonymous No.9574560]

>>9568224
makin me hungry

[Anonymous No.9575803]

>>9566857
How and when did you buy the toy?

[Anonymous No.9576010]

>>9562801
She looks so comfy

[Anonymous No.9577183]

>>9571494
C R I S P Y

[OP No.9579446]

oi m8s been mad busy all week, will do something food related today i promise

[Anonymous No.9579491]

>>9562801
Oh look its this thread again.
>talks like a fag
>such a memer
>obvious samefags thread
>has cat
>has cat in kitchen
>has cat on counter
>has cat next to food
Yep ticks all the boxes as usual, At this point if youre so starved for attention that you are constantly samefagging on /ck/ with these shit threads its probably time to just end yourself. I wish you would use a trip so I could filter your pathetic shit.

[Anonymous No.9579507]

>>9579491
I think it's time for you to fuck off.
:)

[Anonymous No.9579511]

>>9579491
>a memer
>memer
Christ, you're a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.9579646]

Got a nice bit of silver side beef from the butcher. Never cooked a big beef roast before! Just put some salt and pepper on but tempted to add a splash of red wine!

[Anonymous No.9580064]

>>9579646
All cooked!

[Anonymous No.9580082]

>>9580064
Maybe a bit overcooked? Made some garlic gravy with the drippings.

I'm also making a sweet potato curry so had left over potatoes so made a mash with some basil through it as a side. Definitely a bit sloppy.

[Anonymous No.9580126]

>>9580082
that's a really yellow sweet potato

[Anonymous No.9580212]

>>9580126
I know...it tasted normal but it was a weird colour.

[Anonymous No.9580870]

>>9566388

OP what was that screwed and chopped remix of I were a boy that you posted forever ago?

[OP No.9581725]

>>9580870
https://youtu.be/rAijY417O08
gotcha senpai

[Anonymous No.9582603]

>>9580082
id rek that

[OP No.9583579]

>>9567406
this entire thread is just me talking to myself THE JIG IS UP

>>9567426
lol when have i ever cooked that? ill wait...

>>9567469
>>9567477
:)
>>9567522
kek

>>9567530
>>9567567
thx and yeah the dough hook things work but i think it may have something to do with why it was so dense

>>9567711
>>9568062
>>9570194
thx m8

>>9567755
is p good budget sausage

>>9567803
:o

>>9568035
I have a pretty huge collection of tupperware at this point

>>9568224
looks good, those eggplant fries sound interesting

>>9568241
looks hearty m80

>>9571347
lol thx, like 30 or something similar

>>9571522
looks good, never was a huge jambalaya fan but this sounds tasty

>>9572770
lol i will revise my disclaimer for next thread

>>9575803
got it in mexico about 20 years ago, i need to cut and retie the strings because they are tangled to the point i have no clue how to undo it

>>9576010
she is, when photoshoot is over and i kick her off she throws a titty fit

>>9579491
i heard everyone on reddit has a trip, might be more your style fella

>>9580082
looks dank m8, i might need to try sweet tater mash sometime

[Anonymous No.9585423]

>>9579446
:3

[Anonymous No.9585461]

I made something and this is about the best thread I can find to share my discovery
For the longest time my family has been carving pumpkins and toasting the seeds. This is neat, cause pumpkin seeds are fucking great. I also happen to like tea. I got bored while separating the pulp from the seeds today and decided "hey. I'm going to boil this pulp and see if it's drinkable"
So I mixed some up, squeezed the pulp in the water and worked it around. Boiled the pulp in a pan, got out the bigger chunks with a proper strainer and used a coffee strainer in a funnel to get all the finer bits out. Added some sugar during the boiling and I am currently drinking the finished product. Tastes pretty okay.
Is this a thing anyone else does? I'm sure someone else must have thought of the idea by now, but this is a new thing for me. I'm going to try again and play with the "recipe" (if it can even be called that) and see what I can do with it. I'm probably going to try and find a way to make a cocktail out of it.

[Anonymous No.9585569]

>>9585461
cocktail ideas for that would be awesome, please share

Made pizzas today and just managed to get to the store before they closed for the day, drank too much last night so figured I'd get some frozen 'za but i saw some pre-made crusts on clearout and decided it'd be way better to make my own

[Anonymous No.9585588]

>>9585569
had some chorizo leftover from jambalaya so used that
a scotch bonnet
two jalapenos
3 cloves of garlic, oregano, basil, some homemade hot sauce (shittons of birds eye and scotch bonnet in there), crushed red pepper, hint of lemon, tomato puree and thinned with some water
sliced dried chorizo (back in the USA you can get the kind i like more, the stuff in a tube, like in the OP photo. can only really get the dried stuff here, quite different)
topped with Red Leicester and some fresh mozz

[OP No.9585626]

>>9585569
>>9585588
noice m8, looks good and spicy as balls, i think youre getting spanish chorizo and i get mexican, mines like raw meat you could prob make yourself if you scouted out a muy authentico recipe, i cant really find the cured spanish chorizo here for a reasonable price

id try vodka with dat pumpkin juice or just use it to chase whiskey lol

[OP No.9586639]

>cheap ground chuck
>irish meme chz
>weird mexican bacon

looks like we have a situation on our hands here yous fellers

something is missing tho

[OP No.9586711]

and the secret ingredient is BEETUS

[None !OPIATE9fy. No.9586729]

>>9586711
just stop smoking blunts and tell your friends to quit that shit too

[OP No.9586858]

>>9586729
times is tough bro gotta make due atm, what makes it worse is its weed ive already heat pressed

[OP No.9587037]

spoiler alert its a cheeseburger

[Anonymous No.9587214]

>>9579491
>He's at it again

You don't need a trip to filter a thread moron. Hide it and move on.

[OP No.9587266]

hachi machi!

[Anonymous No.9588948]

nice

[Anonymous No.9589657]

>>9570126
Looks fucking amazing OP, but you did one thing wrong. You gotta take a big chunk of that cornbread and put the beans over that instead of rice. Fuck, I am drooling on my keyboard.

[Anonymous No.9590246]

>>9587266
dammit OP you better not die on my after eating that!

I like your posts too much :(

[Anonymous No.9590290]

>>9579491
no one cares

[Anonymous No.9590751]

>>9586711
Interesting choice OP, never had a luther myself but they look interesting.

tonight, for me
with a side of rum, beer, and more rum

[Anonymous No.9591791]

>>9571504
but who was phone

[Anonymous No.9593030]

Made a beef/potato/onion/carrot pie and some bread.

[Anonymous No.9593105]

Just in case any gerfags are reading this: I want to buy a slow cooker and have no idea what to buy. Anyone care to help?

[OP No.9594594]

making a few sliders with leftover ground beef and stuff

[OP No.9594614]

big boi sliders bam!

[Anonymous No.9594642]

>>9593030
What crust did you use for that pie? Looks yummy