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>All music produced by Steve1989

Is there anything this man can't do?

>> No.9562003

>>9561971

>mixes the sound of stirring a beverage into a pleasant little melody

nice

>> No.9562363

>>9561971
>no mention of hisses
shit starter pack tbvh

>> No.9562405

>no coffee, type II, instant
what the fuck is this a starter pack for? disappointment?

>> No.9562435

After seeing my first cigarette Steve kino what are some other cigarette kino episodes?

>> No.9562454

>>9561971
>No tastes rancid
>No hiss

6/10 would not get out onto a tray.

>> No.9562460

>no coffee, type 2, instant

>> No.9562461

>geez, what am I getting myself into

>> No.9562473

>>9562435
anything before 1972 pretty much. Even the survival packs will have them sometimes

>> No.9562638

Someone better make the ultimate Steve1989MRE Starter Pack.

>> No.9562754

>That's the best <X> I've ever had!
>That's the worst <X> yet.

>> No.9563283

>Two new vintage Steves
Nice hiss

>> No.9563520

Nice!

>> No.9563533

>that first sip of coffee, instant, type 1
NICE
I
C
E

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>>9561971
>>All music produced by Steve1989
i liked that when i noticed it too. but, as much as i like his content, the music is kinda bland. just feels like melodic rambling/noodling, not much cohesion. and the sound design is samey and uninspired. greatly appreciate the diy aspect though
/blog

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9565260

If Steve happened to find an MRE containing kebab, what do you think he'd do with it? Would he keep Kebab?

>> No.9565265

>>9565260
He already did one, it was a norwegian one I think

Although it was more like a stew rather than a proper kebab

>> No.9565322

has steve ever been in the military or is he just a history fanatic?

>> No.9565565
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9565565

>>9565322
>>9563533


Check'd

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>>9565565
I HATE SIXES

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9565675

Anyone else notice this in the background?

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9565679

>>9565675

>> No.9565691

>>9565675
>>9565679
its german for biscuit you retards

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>>9565691
Just because something has meaning doesn't mean it can't be funny.

>> No.9565705

>>9565691
>german

>> No.9565712

>>9565322
he's civilian. his MRE obsession started when his dad gave him one on a camping trip when he was like 6 years old

>> No.9565713

>>9565675
Pop fuckin kek m8

>> No.9565715

>>9565691
Don't you mean Turkish?

>> No.9565725
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9565725

>>9565715

>> No.9565726

>>9565715
no in turkish it means cake

>> No.9565731

>>9565726
>in turkish it means cake

kek

>> No.9565766

>>9561971
>no hiss
>no army mochachino

>> No.9565770 [DELETED] 

>>9565715
That's the joke.

>> No.9566424

Both Steve and reviewbrah replied to me the first time I commented on their videos. Definitely top lads.

>> No.9567163

>>9566424
steve seems like one of the nicest guys

>> No.9567229

>sniffs cocoa beverage
>oooh that smells foul
>mixes it
>definitely smells foul, let’s try it to be sure
>sips
>yup that’s foul
>wait
>SIPS AGAIN
>oh yeah that’s definitely bad

THE FUCKING MADMAN.

>> No.9567303

>that one episode where steve gets fish sauce
>this reminds me of a girl that used to cook for me and she always used fish sauce
>that was a long time ago
>nevermind

WHO HURT YOU, STEVE

>> No.9567424

>>9567229
*botulism neural damage trembling intensifies*

>> No.9568310

>pretty decent
>oh wow

>> No.9568424

>>9561971
is he forgotten weapons alter ego?

>> No.9568641
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9568641

Someone finish this.

>> No.9568670

>>9568641
Maybe Chef John for true neutral? I'd say he's pretty most level-headed.

>> No.9568674

>>9568641
I was gonna say someone like oldsmokey for true neutral

>> No.9568686

>>9567303
Know what video that is?

>> No.9568696
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9568696

>>9568641
True neutral = Almazan Kitchen

>> No.9568708
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9568708

chaotic gud

>> No.9568711

oops>>9568708
meant for>>9568641

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9568717

>>9568641
who is neutral evil

>> No.9568718

>>9568708
whats his name again?

>> No.9568719

Why does he always shake in his videos? Does he have Parkinson's?

>> No.9568734

>>9568641
i nominate kays good cooking for chaotic good

>> No.9568750

>>9568708
feature man
hes a good fir for chaotic good
DELUXE grilled cheese sandwich™

>> No.9568752

>>9568641
>>9568670
>>9568696
True neutral = Almazan Kitchen
Chaotic good= Chef John

FACT

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9568767

How about this

Also the list is supposed to consist of well known youtube personalities/memes that revolve around eating, cooking or reviewing food. Almazan kitchen doesn't really have a personality behind it.

>> No.9568775

>>9568767
egh, maybe I shouldn't have saved it as a jpeg. Well I did make in less than 5 minutes.

>> No.9568925

>>9568767
nice

>> No.9568940

>>9568767
>Ramsay
>good
Yeah right.

>> No.9568987

>>9568750
*dumps flour onto grilled cheese*

>> No.9569046

>>9567424
DELETE

>> No.9569069

I saw Steve1989 at a grocery store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.9569098

>>9568686
I think it the Thai one. It is a shorter video.

>> No.9569130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiErAgbwH3Q#t=399.607992

Steve getting a little sassy at 6:40

>> No.9569303

why does he shake so much?

>> No.9569306

>>9569303
see >>9567424

>> No.9569309

>>9569303
goddamn stop asking this

1)he works out before videos sometimes - can give you temp. tremors
2)he is genuinely anxious to open these ration time capsules and shakes with excitement

>> No.9569312

>>9569309
>he works out before videos sometimes
what a chad

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>>9568767
Thank you anon.

I've worked 50 hours so far this week and don't have a day off, but you made me laugh out loud really hard.

Thank you, so much, I needed that.

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9569341

>>9569069
Thank you for keeping this pasta alive, it's one of my favorites

>> No.9569379

>>9568641
If masaokis still made videos he would have made a good chaotic evil or neutral evil.

>> No.9569524

>>9568641
I feel like jack and joey should be switched
sure, the fat fuck sits in his car and eats shitty food for a living but at least hes not trying to pass himself off as a chef

>> No.9569542

>>9569524
It fits because he genuinely believes that he doesn't suck ass at cooking.

>> No.9569749

>>9568310

LOOK AT THAT DRY MOLD!

>> No.9569767

Could Steve survive Jack's cooking?

>> No.9569791

>>9569767

His son did so maybe.

>> No.9569806

>>9564248
It reminds me of John Carpenter scores. I was wondering what program he uses to make it.

also
>this smells just awful
>but I can't help myself

>> No.9569870

>>9568767
Who's in Chaotic Neutral? Oh, and James Townsend is definitely the one man that matches Steve in terms of wholesomeness, he's just got such an innocent love for the 18th Century.

>> No.9569902

>>9569870
That's mark, he makes big cums in his pants when he eats Asian food

>> No.9569923

>>9569767
Why would we even take the risk?

>> No.9570060

>>9569312
its to make him truly hungry like the guys who would have been eating the rations. he mentions it in one of the videos

>> No.9570275

>>9568641
Masakosis for true neutral

>> No.9570368

Can't believe nobody has said

>decadent

>rich

>smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiIy3SlHs4

Someone update the starter pack!

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>>9569870
kinoshita yuka

She's this small Japanese women who has an abnormal stomach size so her videos consist of her eating foods ten times the regular serving size.

>> No.9571431

>>9569524
Jack at least follows some kind of recipe and attempts to make food edible, he's just shit at it. Joey on the other hand will just hark down nutella, Vegemite, and raw sausage all the while vomiting it all up. And mark deserves that spot because of the rape face.

>> No.9571542

>>9571405
>She's bulemic

Ftfy

>> No.9571621

>>9568767
Chef John's voice is an insidious type of evil, it grinds you down

he's the worst of the bunch

Can imagine Mark Wiens tipping over the edge and pulling the ol' murder-suicide

>> No.9571685

>>9571542
Even if she is bulemic her stomach would still have to be abnormally large for the amount of food she eats. Also I wouldn't say making yourself throw up after 15 big macs is bulemia. That's just common sense

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9571732

>>9569069
I think it can be improved.

I saw Steve1989 at an army surplus store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Heh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “heh? heh? heh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen MRE pound cakes in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cakes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any hiss infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cake and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.9571938

>>9568641
I'm honestly surprised how accurate this is

>> No.9572428

>>9569337
I'm glad mate

>> No.9572462

>>9568641
Emmymadeinjapan for chaotic good
And yeah chef john for neutral altho hes not a very exciting pick.

Fucking kekd hard at joey tho.

>> No.9572479

>>9572462
Scratch that.

Fishermans Life for chaotic good
Emmy for true neutral

Perfecto. gonna make it when i get home.

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>>9568641
For your consideration

>> No.9572805

>>9565700
That's way too fuckin' meta for me.

>> No.9572927

>>9571732
>woman working at a military surplus

Even a potato wouldn't believe that.

>> No.9572980

>>9572927
yeah, I thought about that right after I posted it, and I forgot to include something about shaking hands. I'll go commit sudoku now

>> No.9573262

>>9571685
She doesn't digest food properly when she eats that much food and her stomach can expand

>> No.9573295

>>9572752

That one is perfect.

>> No.9573717

>>9572752
Who is Chaotic good?

>> No.9573871

>>9568708
>>9568987
I always feel sad when I see his videos

>> No.9573879

>>9565322
I heard he tried but didn't pass MEPs for some reason.

>> No.9573887

>>9573871
i hope he's ok desusenpaitachi

>> No.9573895

>>9573717
masaokis

>> No.9573937

>>9566424
>tfw only Joey responds to me

>> No.9574276

>>9573879
The source for that was a single anon on /k/.
Steve has never been in the military, he's just really into rations.

>> No.9574313

>>9571732
I saw Steve1989 at an army surplus store in Florida yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing right off the bat?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Nice?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Nice? Nice? Nice?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him say "Decadent." as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying and failing to walk out the doors with like fifteen MRE pound cakes due to him dropping the cakes with his shaking hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cakes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any hiss infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each cake and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>> No.9574410

>>9572752
get rid of merrill howland, he sucks

Spoilers for those who think it's real, he's not

>> No.9574479

>>9574410
Proofs?

>> No.9574503

>>9574479
hes an actor

>> No.9574505

>>9574503
Proofs?

>> No.9575326

>>9561971

I like Steve's videos but everything about him just screams "white supremacist".

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>>9575326
Apparently being Aryan means you're a white supremacist now.

>> No.9575485

>>9575384
being in shape is white supremacy

>> No.9575503

>>9575485
He keeps himself fit by doing the Right Wing Death Squats

>> No.9575510

>>9575326
>being a healthy confident looking white man is white supremacy now
yes

>> No.9575523

>>9568641
true neutral - cooking with dog
chaotic good - dinotendies youtube or bbq pit boys

>> No.9575780

>>9575510
>being a healthy confident looking white man is white supremacy now

Nah, haven't you seen the pictures of the neanderthals at those rallys? They're either fatfucks, skinnyfats or 80 year old fossils. Hell, Spencer, their mouthpiece had to hide behind a black female security guard when confronted by a diminutive sjw jewish female at the gym, lol.

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>>9575326

>> No.9575942

>>9575326
>white supremacist
since when is that a bad thing?

>> No.9576366

>>9575780
they just look like average guys actually

>> No.9576439

>>9572752
>masao
this is perfect

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9576458

the music he uses is kind of spooky

>> No.9576586

>>9561971
Any notable example of his music?

>> No.9577422

>>9576586
Its always at the beginning of his videos.

>> No.9577476

>>9576458
It is reminiscent of the call of duty every soldier must follow.

>> No.9577525

>>9577422
I meant any video in particular that I should watch to get an idea.
Or they're all basically the same?

>> No.9577544

>>9575326
That's your racism talking.

>> No.9577940

>>9569341
Well, did Gun Jesus refute any of these incidents?

>> No.9577996

>>9568767
so where should we place andrew zimmerns?

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9578024

>>9568767
>Boris not under Chaotic Good
Pleb

>> No.9578031

>>9575326
He's a supreme white man.

>> No.9578270

>>9575326
He's just what your average 4chan neckbeard thinks they actually look like.

>> No.9578863

>>9561971
most of his music sounds like dungeon synth

>> No.9579297

>>9568641
PUT TREVOR JAMES SOMEWHERE
THAI HAO LE