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I didn't wear a condom with a stranger edition

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>>9541785

>> No.9546105

>>9546101
tl;dr your mistakes, you miserable wretch.

>> No.9546116

I had the girl from domino's comment on how when I opened the door she got a whiff of alcohol.
Joked about it being Friday but I'm pretty sure she's seen me drunk before

>> No.9546123

Is it bad that I need to drink 1/4 of a bottle to feel it?

>> No.9546126

>>9546123
Bottle of what

>> No.9546131

Why is time so slow trying to sober up? All I did today was watch speedruns. What the fuck do I even do with myself?

>> No.9546134

>>9546126
750ml whiskey

>> No.9546140

Joined a gym last month and got a job last week, keeping myself distracted and out of the house and have been sober for a week. Yoh can do it

>> No.9546158

>>9546140
Fuck off

>> No.9546180

two weeks into sober october now, I'm starting to feel better

>> No.9546183

>>9546158
Make me

>> No.9546224

no more alc for me tonight, because i will need some tomorrow.
gonna take a xanax bar and try to ease my mind. cant stop freaking out about this girl, dunno how to cope.

hope y'all are doing well

>> No.9546264

Drinking is the singular thing I enjoy in my life.

Without it my days would be unending drudgery in which I slowly collect money for no real purpose aside from keeping myself alive so I can maybe collect even more money in the future.

As such I have drank what was left from a bottle of cheap red wine I had from yesterday and have started into my homebrew.

>> No.9546271

I cooked Japanese curry with pork katsu last night around 2 am and didn't wash up after. I hate waking up to a mess.

>> No.9546291

did a shot of 190 proof a few hours ago and im still in pain. cant drink anymore would recommend as method to stay sober

>> No.9546304

>>9546224
>xanax bar
This expression always sounded so appetising/comfy/appealing to me. I've never taken Xanax or anything like that, but, "Xanax bar" is a beautiful phrase. It makes me want one.

>> No.9546314

>>9546271
>I hate waking up to a mess.
might not want to be an alcoholic then mate

>> No.9546317

>>9546304
sounds like space candy

>> No.9546321

>>9546304
Not him but if you're the nervous anxious type it lts literally gods gift to you. I'm a more outgoing type but with a hardcore repressed hatred of myself so i'm an opiate man myself, not that I do them anymore, i switched addictions to alcohol out of ease of acquirement and price, and its killing me way faster than oxy or vicodin ever did

>> No.9546322

>>9546317
>space candy

You could call it that.....


It works like a time machine

>> No.9546327

>>9546321
I dunno, you say that now but Vicodin and oxys really only lead to one thing if you stay on that path

>> No.9546330

>>9546264
life is supposed to be suffering, with moments of elation

>> No.9546362

>>9546314
I'm usually not too bad. Even when drunk off my ass if I cook something I usually wash up or at the very least leave the pan to soak overnight.

>> No.9546371

I'm quarter way through a liter of vodka right now, wish I wasn't but also enjoying it. I'll probably finish it all in the next 5 hours. So much for sobriety lmfao

also irc is ded

>> No.9546373

>>9546327
Oh I know that, we all know our substance abuse kills us eventually, thats why we do it. Because in our current minds we hate ourselves and want to die but are too scared to pull the trigger, so we numb ourselves.

>> No.9546378
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>>9546101
I drink 2 fifths a week how long do I have to live.

>> No.9546381

>>9546378
you're literally fine. that's 1.5 liters a week. i don't like to tolerance shame but even the beginner level alchies go through at least 4 liters a week.

>> No.9546397

>>9546378
I've drank 3 handles a week for the last 7 years and I'm still OK

>> No.9546404

>>9546397
>ok

kek

>> No.9546408

>>9546404
I should have specified.

I'm OK physically

>> No.9546423

>>9546381
>>9546397
ty

>> No.9546430

>>9546423
but don't get content, because everyone starts somewhere. your 1.5 liter could slowly turn to 4-8liters a week or more within half a year and then you're fucked.

i used to drink 8 liters a week + beers, got down to 3 liters a week now. it didn't happen overnight when i got to 8 liters, i just suddenly realised i was doing an absolutely horrendous amount.

so i'd suggest cutting down now honestly, especially if you're asking here.

>> No.9546440

>>9546330
What fucking elation?

>> No.9546445

>>9546440
when i get a good size of drunk and listen/watch old wrestling stuff, i feel genuinely happy and feel like a kid again. it's an amazing feeling. doing it right now, i regret it in the morning tho.

>> No.9546564

>>9544284
I kinda hope a year off will give my brain time to heal/reset, then I might go at it again. :/

>> No.9546604

Sitting with my doggo and tying one on while I struggle to adapt to a new vidya game while listening to Tom Waits. Wish me luck, y'all.
Every day when I wake up my organs kind of hurt, I'm pretty sure I can feel my kidneys when I flex my abdominal muscles, anyone else going through this/ what could it mean?

>> No.9546614

>>9546604
Have you been throwing up lately? My entire torso hurts after that from muscle ache and I freak out about it sometimes.

>> No.9546622

>>9546614
No, I haven't thrown up in a while. In an odd way, when I do I somewhat enjoy it. It feels like I'm flexing my entire body when I dry heave and I know that I'll be able to sleep for at least an hour or two after. Morning drinking has eliminated hangovers for me, though.

>> No.9546630

>>9546614
>>9546622
It exhausts me, and that's the part I liked.

>> No.9546643

>>9546622
>>9546630
Now that you mention it I can immediately fall asleeo after a good retch, often empty the puke pitcher after I wake up.

Puke pitchers are next level drunk accesories by the way. Operated with just one hand by the handle. You can lean over the side of your bed, grab the pitcher while laying on your stomach and go to town.

>> No.9546701

>>9546643
Yeah, I've seen many a friend do that during an awful hangover.
Throw up/ pity sleep/ eat anything fatty with proteine/ sleep again is the shit I live by, I've had many a normie friend thank me for that regimen.

>> No.9546705

>>9546701
*protein
And also sorry for saying "many a friend" twice.
I've kept a beer stein on my nightstand, I usually fill it with water for waking up and drinking, but I've definitely vomited in it once or twice.
I consider myself a seasoned alcohol, though. I haven't vomited or had a hangover in ages.

>> No.9546714

>gf is shivering at 78 degrees (aka always)
>made her touch my head when at the peak of /daysweats/
>finally changed the thermostat from 76 to 70
>fans running 24/7
Feelsgoodmane.jpg
Holy fuck, I haven't been this comfortable in a while.
It should be mentioned that I live in FL, extra /daysweats/ edition.

>> No.9546730

Looked up my shit online: clay coloured.

Wat do?

>> No.9546746

>>9546730
Look it up online

>> No.9546772

Fuck I hate the whole human race. But I love cooking and drinking alcohol.
Also, some of you are alright.
Now go fuck off and die.

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>>9546373
It took me 13 years from the time I drove into the woods with a handgun intending to blow my brains out till a couple months ago in the depths of a stupor to realize that.

>> No.9546863

>>9546772
What's wrong? You couldn't cut it as a normie? lil bish

>> No.9546873

This may be the best place to as/ck/ this

Basically my situation is a live alone and drink copious amounts of alcohol, by product being hundreds of empty vodka bottles etc littered around my house

Has anyone had to discreetly get rid of lots of bottles? how did you go about it

I can't load them all into the rubbish where I live as my neighbours will notice and I don't want that for reasons

I've considered going out at night with bottles and dumping them in other bins but it would be hard to do this discreetly

I could also find somewhere to hide all the bottles during the inspection but I'm not sure there's space big enough in my house for that


any tips or stories of similiar situation al/ck/?

>> No.9546875

>>9546730
Eat it

>> No.9546882

>>9546873
I'm in the same boat. I'm considering loading all my empty vodka handles into trash bags and leaning them in bins out front on recycle day. If anyone has a better suggestion than this, please state it. I missed recycle last week and have amassed 30 handles.

>> No.9546884

>>9546873
>>9546882
Take them out at night and start being more proactive and throw away a bottle when you finish it

>> No.9546888

>>9546882
>loading all my empty vodka handles into trash bags and leaning them in bins out front on recycle day
this isn't an option for me unfortunately, I have nosey neighbours that would likely look at the bags etc

The problem with dumping them in someone elses bin at night is that it'd take like 6-7 trips of garbage bags full of clanking loud bottles and I couldn't drop them into a neighbours bin I'd have to go away from home a bit

>> No.9546893

>>9546884
>start being more proactive and throw away a bottle when you finish it
lol where do you think you are

>> No.9546896

>>9546101
>General

>> No.9546902

>>9546893
You got to be "smart" with your drinking otherwise it won't be fun even though I want to kill myself

>> No.9546905

I'm coming off a 3 day vodka binge I feel jittery and I'm freaking out internally like I want rip my own face off, I want off this ride.

>> No.9546907

>>9546101

My Neighbour bought me a bottle of 100 proof Southern Comfort, do I drink it straight orrrrrr?

>> No.9546911

>>9546907
Drink it with dr pepper

>> No.9546915

>>9546911

Could I put it in coffee too?

>> No.9546922

>>9546915
You could if you like

>> No.9546929

>family members birthday celebration
>already drunk before i show up
>get wasted
>piss on a wall
>break a bunch of shit
>shit myself
>pass out on the floor
>they just throw me out when i wake up in the morning

I think I fucked up

>> No.9546930

>>9546905
Did you eat.
I kinda wish i day a month off to drink vodka again, but I kinda don't at the same time, can't trust myself, too destructive.

>> No.9546934

>>9546907
Straight, you can chill it or add ice, but it goes down real easy.

>>9546907

>> No.9546950

>>9546930
The the odd sandwich but in no way a balanced meal, I know what you mean about being destructive especially with vodka I don't even drink around people anymore I hate hearing the stories.

>> No.9546955

Does anyone else get drunk and stare at the wall while being angry about shit?

>> No.9546958
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>>9546955
No that's just weird i just angrily watch youtube vids

>> No.9546959

>>9546955
No but i send angry/dirty texts to hookers my shat history fills me with shame.

>> No.9546963

>>9546959
*chat

>> No.9546967

>>9546959
Is there some sort of hooker app where you can text them?

>> No.9546969

>>9546959
>>9546963
How does it feel that you're on some cops date base?

>> No.9546974

>>9546958
I enjoy the silence

>> No.9546976

>>9546967
Backpage/Craigslist and a phone.
>>9546969
I never show I can't imagine the amount of filth an escort receives though I can imagine some pimps/biker gangs wanting to get a hold of me.

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>>9546101
How bad is blanco tequila for sipping? Is it really necessary to shoot or mix it? Also does anyone have experience with either of these?

>> No.9546981

>>9546976
Is the average hooker attractive?
Asking for a friend, sorry

>> No.9546984

>>9546981
It all depends where you live, but I found with attractiveness comes with attitude and that's never attractive.

>> No.9547007

>>9546873
For recycling, you line the bottom of the bin with handles and line the top with cheap cans of soda, or other shit.
Just put a few bottles out with each bag of trash too. It'll take a while, but it'll eventually get done.

>> No.9547012

>>9546873
Why are you worried about them seeing you haul out empties? Aren't you concerned about them seeing you bring the bottles in?

>> No.9547025

aite, time to detox. got some strips of etizolam on hand so should be okay

>> No.9547035

>>9546873
I used to always love recycle day hearing all the glass bottles clang going into the truck music to my ears

>> No.9547091

I'm tired of waking up with a headache and stomachache. I wish weed was legal.

>> No.9547118

>>9547007
have to do it in next 4 days, I'd have to buy lot of soda and take out lots of "trash" to do this

>>9547012
could lose my job if found out to be alcoholic and that would be likely if I was seen taking 100 empty vodka bottles out

>>9547035
it is true, it's a satisfying sound

>> No.9547120

>>9546131
what games did you watch? im a speedrunner myself friend

>> No.9547124
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>>9547091
Day 15 here. Maybe 16, too high to remember. I absolutely couldn't have done this without smoking from the instant I wake until the moment I fall asleep high. Total bliss. I can feel my whole body healing, everything is fun, I've got a crazy appetite, I'm not giving people new/additional reasons to hate me for the first time in years, im not getting arrested all the time, I'm not withdrawing, hung over, anxious or throwing up and I'm sleeping like a cosy babby.
I'm now back to being totally dependent on weed, it's costing me around 3 grams per day, but it's cheaper than rehab and it's comfy as hell.

>> No.9547125

>Shat myself during the night
>Put on new underwear when I wake up
>Shit them 30 minutes later

Fuck me

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>>9547125

>> No.9547154

>>9547124
Mmmm I am living through your post. I miss weed so much. What do you prefer doing for fun when you're high?

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9547179

A workmate of mine said any red wine below 15% is shit, is he right? I finally stopped drinking beer, now only wine, wine is healthier correct, or healthy as alcohol goes.

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>>9547154
>fave high activity?
Everything is fun, but I've been feasting on these... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s
and watching movies back to back, mind has been blown watching space/history documentaries, having deeply healing faps and generally just being a cosy hyperslob. A splat of self-aware meat melting with comfort, too content to do anything but bathe in the cosy, warm glow of honeymoon-period alc abstinence, combined with the orgasm-level nominess of strong weed. I've tried everything to stop drinking, I failed, but this works.

>> No.9547191

I am fucking certain I am creating a new race of superpowered fruit flies who feed on alcohol and live at least 5-10 times longer than normal fruit flies.
They are also quicker than their stupid inferior brethren, they are not easy to kill, there is one who has been bugging me for months.
MONTHS!
Fruit flies only live for a few weeks

>> No.9547199

>>9547191
my house is full of fruit flies

i dont even bother killing any of them

>> No.9547342

My mom was an alcoholic. Lost custody of me when I was 7. You know what was nice about her? Her boobs. They were big and warm. I loved using them as pillows. Her curly red hair was fun to play with. I wish I could go back in time with the degenerate mind I have now.

>> No.9547389

Why is it that whenever I drink, everyone in the fucking world wants to bother me?

>> No.9547395

>>9546116
"Yeah, I've been drinking X, you want some?"

>> No.9547397

>>9547395
>proceed to give her a hefty "tip"

>> No.9547429
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9547429

Had surgery on my foot the other day for a drinking injury that occurred on NYE last year. Staying with family 3 hours away from any kind of socialisation/drunkenness/fun for the next month or so til I'm capable of looking after myself. This sucks so fucking much. Send help

>>9546929
Ouch :(

>> No.9547748

>>9546730
That’s the thing that scared me off drinking.

>> No.9547757

Building up the energy to walk to the slightly further away shop for beer. Probably the only time I'll go outside over the weekend.

>> No.9548077

Alcoholism crept up on me. I always loved to drink ever since I had my first beer, but the idea of physical dependence always seemed out of the question. Lately I can't relax at all without drinking, my arms/legs will feel restless and shaky. I'm drunk now and feel "normal", like my mind is at ease as it should be. First time in my life I've felt real withdrawals from drinking. It's weird because I never had this in my teens.

>> No.9548200

>>9546959
I do this too.


Mostly funny/dirty texts though, Just to waste their time and piss them off, Also for the keks..


>protip

Use a burner or pimps will be calling and texting you 24/7

>> No.9548270

Bought 6 handles and 90 beers.

Also 100 in groceries


Should be good for a couple weeks

>> No.9548280

>>9548270
>Should be good for a couple weeks
Yeah, that sounds familiar

>> No.9548281

>>9547124
>I'm now back to being totally dependent on weed
What happens if you stop weed as well?

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>>9547124
>>9547185
You could be a paid weed shill or something, got me looking for my little pipe and a gram I have in the back of my closet somewhere.

>> No.9548451

Gotta quit weed this for the next 3 weeks starting today to prep for an Ayahuasca trip. Back to alc I guess. No alc starting next week either.

>> No.9548453

>>9548451
>getting addicted to alcohol again before a trip

good idea anon, as if regular withdrawal demons aren't bad enough

>> No.9548474

>>9548453
nah i've only got like 2 bottles of wine and a 1/4 of a fifth of Johnnie Walker and that's all i'm gonna drink this week.

>> No.9548523

>>9548474
I hope you're right. I remember getting just a sixpack of beer and then another one the next day and then a fifth of bourbon and then it was fully back into vodkaland within a week.

>> No.9548537

Do you fellow alcohols take your B vitamins? For me its methyl b12, benfotiamine, and b100 with methyl folate twice a day

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>>9548537
You really think anyone ITT wants to extend their life?

I'm just waiting for my elderly mother to pass away from old age so I can finally wax myself.

>> No.9548562

>>9546378
if you drink every day, you're probably fine with that amount. if you drink that amount over two days, you could be damaging your liver doing that every week,

>> No.9548639

>>9546714
cold people can allways put on a sweater. god fucking damn it. I et so mad when they demand you turn up the temperature. they are usually women too, so itæs not like you have a choise

>> No.9548657

>>9548639
women are walking heatsinks. always cold and weak.

>> No.9548735

alarmingly bad stomach pain


wew

>> No.9548768

Fuck my face man. I got dragged into doing a bunch of shit while hungover.

>>9548657
I probably put off more heat than your mother's cooch you walking beanbag. Also just got done clearing a 12 mile trail of fallen trees and organic debris.

>> No.9548777

>>9548639
>>9548657
>girl didn't wear a bra
>is disturbed her tits are cold
Keep a fucking extra shirt or sweater around. I'm an average-sized male so I don't need it to be 80F. Hell, I can survive 68 without a shirt and I'm not considered overweight. Fuck wind or high humidity at those temps though.

>> No.9548783

>>9548777
>tropical babby
In this region it is disturbingly common for people to just hang out with t-shirts in below freezing weather. I do it too, but I still find it weird.

>> No.9548792

>>9548783
Oh I can run around in sub-zero without a shirt, just not for long. I'm more comfortable, especially sleeping, in the 60s. Shit gets in your lungs when your breathe it in for more than 8 hours while not active.

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>some hot milf talked to me about he grocery store
>asked why I was buying so many frozen meals, If they were on sale or something
>said no, I just am still learning to cook
>"awww, I would cook for you" and smiled at me
>fuck it up and finish ringing up my items and say "take care"


GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

If I had been drunk I bet I could have finally gotten laid after fucking 2 years of no sex

>> No.9549041

My mom keeps on telling me there's a term for a cocktail (specifically a white russian) that's neither shaken nor stirred, nor layered. Just the Kahlua, vodka, and cream poured one after another

Is there a term for this or is she just confused

>> No.9549051

>>9549041
She has dementia. Start looking at nursing homes

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>tfw no alcoholic friend to drink vodka with and hug

>> No.9549120

>>9549115
Are you a grill

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9549127

i thought i'll turn my life around this fall but i've just been drunk for a month again and i feel like utter fucking shit

>> No.9549130

>>9549120
No
;_;

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9549147

any DC fags here?

>> No.9549160

>I'm the stranger you need to be sure wears a condom

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>>9546445

>> No.9549173

>>9546902
>otherwise it won't be fun
Is drinking supposed to be fun? I must have forgotten.

>>9547179
Ethanol is ethanol. Wine is only healthier in French wine lobby ads.

>>9548077
Welcome to the club of alcoholics, you won't like it.

>>9548281
Not him but weed withdrawals : moderate anxiety, sleeplessness, shitty mood, these kind of stuff. No physical symptoms.
Still a pain in the ass, but a joke compared to delirium tremens.

>>9546378
Decades if you don't increase, still quite possibly can fuck your guts and prevent you from drinking in your old age. You're also at risk of increasing dosage slowly since your tolerance builds up.

>>9549033
>If I had been drunk, I could have fucked up so hard I'd be banned from the store.

>> No.9549191

>>9549173
For bud you gotta make sure to manage your tolerance. If you start smoking a lot to get the same high I would say take t-break. Melatonin helps a ton with sleeplessness.

>> No.9549276

>>9546772
I think I made this post.
>>9546863
I never could :(

>> No.9549432

how do I keep myself from doing supid shit when I black out?

>> No.9549493

>>9547124
>Weed doesn't make him introspective and self conscious enough to do nothing but focus on all the drunken mistakes made and feel like a total piece of shit
>He gets high and enjoys it
OUT

>> No.9549516

>>9549493
this is me. I love weed but it just makes me so paranoid. Even if my life is going fine once I get high I start freaking out about being a worthless, lazy piece of shit

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>>9546101

Question:

How do you people do it? How do you keep up with the emotional toll alcohol carries on your brain?

I understand that men deal with physical pain quite well, but what gives?

The most I've spent hammered was around a month. I blew a fuckton of money and could barely keep up. I woke up every night with the sweats. I felt lonely and miserable. My work product was rubbish. Not only that, but my friends and colleagues could tell. I smelt like ass, and treated everyone like shit. The fruits of my labor showed as well - I got less respect, got less work done, and moreover got less emotional/social satisfaction.

How the FUCK do you guys do it for years? It just doesn't seem possible...

I am now 30 days sober. It is a start, but I was never an alcoholic by the true sense of the word - I just made poor decisions while drunk.

I need stories.

>> No.9549554

>>9549432
Only black out home, in a safe environment, logged off facebook and similar.

>>9549547
One of the reasons I drank is to forget I'm shit and my life is shit.
It's shit because of booze, but that wasn't a reason enough to stop.

>> No.9549588 [DELETED] 

>>9549547
i unno, just be a miserable loner who never talks to anyone who feels like crap any time you aren't drunk, basically. It was ok for awhile in my 20's, when i had a job at a warehouse with a bunch of other guys who were basically like me, all 20 to 50 year olds who were alcholics or drug addicts or former alcholics or drug addicts, who didn't give a shit about socializing and never spoke unless it was about work, and just wanted to get the shit done and go home and get wasted. man i miss those days. I lost that job and had to get a shitty ass job in an office, full of ass holes who acted like they actually enjoyed coming to work while i was always hungover and miserable, which magnified my shitty drunk attitude which i had taken for granted all those years. Now i drink like a normie, maybe once every two or three weeks or so, and i enjoy it a hell of a lot more than when i was getting fugged up 5 or 6 times a week. pretty cool huh.

>> No.9549592

How does alcoholism develop?

As an experiment I've had between two and four drinks drinks every single day for two months to see if stopping would cause me physical/mental discomfort or serious cravings.

Now I'm a week into abstinence with no ill effects or urges.

>> No.9549618

>>9548077
This is forever hope you know that.

>> No.9549639

>>9546929

Jesus I thought I was a fucked up lad

>> No.9549651

>>9549041
Sneaky Pete?

>> No.9549682
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>>9549547
When you get into physical dependence what happens when you quit is way, way scarier than what happens if you continue, at least in the short run.

So when the demons awake it's easier to say fuck it, i'll have another bottle, rather than face them.

>> No.9549694

I've forgotten when I was last sober.
My back feels sore and my throat is sore.
Thinking of taking a break tomorrow?

>> No.9549705

>>9549547
Vitamins

>> No.9549727

>>9546873
Throw in garbage bags. Deal with the noise it makes. Take them all to the dump at once. Helps if you have a garage in which you can load the bags into your car.

>> No.9549801

>>9549592
Two to four drinks daily wont give you alcoholism. 8-12 is starter alcoholism and you wont even get DT from that withdrawal.

>> No.9549814

>>9549547
if you spend an entire month hammered i'm pretty sure you're an alcohol senpai

>> No.9549939
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9549939

>>9549547
https://youtu.be/xRB1kUdCyZQ

>> No.9549956

>>9546134
Nope

>> No.9550007

trying to convince myself 2 weeks after getting oput of a 3 month rehab not to go get beer

>> No.9550018

>>9546873
Put them in your car, Then drive to the ghetto and throw them all in the street and drive away quickly

>> No.9550035

>>9546979
It's tequila. If it's under $25/fifth it's not ideal for sipping. But tequila of all prices is good for shooting and mixing, which get you drunk.

I have had both of those. They're fine. Your question is better suited to a non-alc alcohol thread, friendo.

>> No.9550053

>>9549127
ugh it me

>> No.9550100
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>>9549033
>2 years of no sex
27 virgin here. I understand that it might be harder for you since you've experienced it and want it again. Don't cry about it though.

>> No.9550155

>>9550100
Why haven't you hired a sex worker yet?

I've fucked a couple hookers but not because I needed sex, Just for the thrill.

>> No.9550158

>>9549033
I do the same damn thing everytime, I get hit on and basically either act defensively or I head for the door. Now with a few drinks in the charm just pours out me. It's not easy being a broken human.

>> No.9550161

>>9550158
>Now with a few drinks in the charm just pours out of me
>It's not easy being a broken human

Yup.

I have zero confidence sober

>> No.9550195

>>9550100
7 years celibate here. it seems to me that being a virgin is harder psychologically. once you have fucked you get over the virgin stigma and realise it's nothing special. i could never have sex again and not worry about it, i fucked all the novelty out of it.

>> No.9550261

>>9550195
>literally fucked my way to ruin
>don't care if I ever touch a vagina again

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>>9550261
>ruin

only thing wrong with my life is a few drinkies too much

>> No.9550329
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9550329

Almost a week sober. Things are getting easier desu.

>> No.9550384

>>9550329
3.5 months
don't know if its easier but its not as horrible

>> No.9550406

>>9550384
Just not being sick and scared every day is a blessing desu. But I know I'll get bored and the bottle starts singing its siren song again.

>> No.9550415
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9550415

Virgin here.

What should I do physically in order to become worthy of sex?

>> No.9550429

>>9550415
become white

>> No.9550431
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9550431

>>9550406
>But I know I'll get bored and the bottle starts singing its siren song again.

>> No.9550437

>>9550429
I wish. How?

>> No.9550452

>>9550415
there is no such thing as worthy. having sex will not make you feel different or better. it's a deeper issue than that and i cant tell you what it is. sorry youre fucked up

>> No.9550494

>>9550415
fucking mexicans

>> No.9550511

I'm feeling in the mood for something home made. What's an easy type of alcohol to make yourself?

>> No.9550576

>tfw at that point of being drunk where I'm watching feels music videos and looking at pictures of my ex
I wish i was dead

>> No.9550747

who remembers this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M48nlk-1kH8

>> No.9550758
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>when it hits you that it's Sunday licensing hours

>> No.9550764

>>9550758
>not having backup liquor
>and backup backup liquor

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>>9550758

>not keeping at least two cases of beer on stand by

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>>9550406
>bottle starts singing its siren song again

>> No.9550772

>>9549147

pg county reporting in

>> No.9550778

>>9550764
>not having backup backup backup liquor

>> No.9550782

>>9547124
>swapping one addiction for another

Great

>> No.9550783

>>9550778
that was all the little sample bottles i collected over time

>> No.9550788

>>9549727
>your car

>>9550018
>your car

not so fast!

if I had a car this would be easy to deal with

>> No.9550798

>>9550788
Just throw them over the fence.
>captcha: no dumping violators will be prosecuted

>> No.9550812

>>9550782
One tortures you to death. The other might give you a mild cough.

>> No.9550829

>>9550812
>hard use of weed gives you just a mild cough
fucking dumb shit

>> No.9550844

>>9550829
Please try to not sound 9.

>> No.9550865

How do you guys deal with eating food messing with your drunkenness? I found that I can't get even get buzzed off of beer anymore if I've eaten the smallest amount of food that day. Stop eating?

>> No.9550968

>>9550415
you look good, be more confident

>> No.9550971

>>9550865
>I found that I can't get even get buzzed off of beer anymore if I've eaten the smallest amount of food that day. Stop eating?
or just drink more

personally i can drink for longer and get more drunk if ive eaten or ate while drinking

>> No.9551094

how do you lads deal with tolerance

>> No.9551168

>>9551094
Drink more

>> No.9551170

>>9551168
but i dont want to
i need my liver

also this thread makes me want to quit drinking

>> No.9551268
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Drank a litre bottle of vodka in the last 30 hours. I feel like shit.

I just want to go live on a remote uninhabited island for a while, just with sacks of rice and catching fish. Give me a chance to get healthy where there's no alcohol.

>> No.9551303

I like to come here and rp as an alcoholic. It's fun to pretend.

>> No.9551336

sun is coming up. kill me

>> No.9551352

https://youtu.be/sR0Yy9s6juo

>> No.9551353

>>9551268
>Drank a litre bottle of vodka in the last 30 hour
you fucking fag

>> No.9551356

16 days no booze. Decided that I should shower and fresh clothes. Felt like a king, so decided to walk the 5 mins to a supermarket to buy tendies. I had to wear shades and a cap because of the sun, which still made my eyes water after months of curtains closed and no lights.
Got to the shop and some qt I don't recognise but who clearly knew me, started chatting and smiling. No fucking clue who she was so just smiled and fucked off.
I'm like a vampire or someshit. I can't handle normality. I'm so far removed from reality after all this time pissed. I'm not sure there's any coming back from this. Considering buying like 5 ounces of weed and some food, and just becoming a total hermit forever.

>> No.9551357

My memory is dead. I can't remember the names of any of my animus and I keep forgetting words every few minutes.

>> No.9551363

>>9551357
same.

>> No.9551364

Alcohol tastes like shit, beer tastes like yest, wine tastes like soured grapes.
Understand this basic truth and you'll grow to distaste it as well.
Alcohol is only good for cooking stuff or making creams.

Or you klnow, you could masturbate every time you feel like drinking, oughta work too, shift the pleasure paradigm and shit.

>> No.9551365

>>9551357
Yah I keep getting lost. While in bed. I forget where I am, what the street looks like, and the house.

>> No.9551381

>>9550782
One just makes you cranky the other causes a seizure and kills you. Fucking idiot kys

>> No.9551388

anyone else hallucinate by seeing stuff in your periphery that isnt there?

>> No.9551392

>>9551388

Normal of you're fatigued or sleep deprived.

>> No.9551423
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9551423

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11660210

>> No.9551433
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9551433

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ao8L-0nSYzg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DKuuguZAeO8

>> No.9551442

>>9547125
>>9547126
Holy fuck, haven't laughed that hard in years.

This general needs more of these extreme alcoholic stories and less sappy bullshit.

>> No.9551500

>>9551423
How exactly are such "statistics" even collected? How do you determine how dangerous different substances are in relation to one another?

>> No.9551523

>>9551500
>The study involved 16 criteria, including a drug's affects on users' physical and mental health, social harms including crime, "family adversities" and environmental damage, economic costs and "international damage".

>> No.9551552

>>9551523
Statistics from a surveillance state with weed above ecsatacy. Looks legit derp.

>> No.9551657
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9551657

would you give up alcohol for this?

>> No.9551702

Should I start drinking

y/n?

>> No.9551709

>>9551702
no.

>> No.9551723

>>9551702
no

>> No.9551738

i had a bad night and want to try not drinking today. my face is all scraped up and my neck hurts from falling down so i was going to take a cyclobenzaprine, but i’ve got some tramadol on the same shelf and am thinking that might work better? help me

>> No.9551750

>>9551657
No. Already drank away the only gril I've ever loved. Saw it happening, still couldn't stop.
>>9551702
What kind of question...? Gtfo

>> No.9551751

this thread makes me sad

>> No.9551762

no, for real, someone tell me what pills to take, it hurts and I have to revise my description of my face from scraped up to mostly bruise and a couple medium punctures. Ive drank heavily every day for a about a year and a half and I want to take a couple days off. should I take the tramadol?

>> No.9551772

>>9551702
Yes, don't listen to the losers in this thread.

>> No.9551777

>>9551762
Isn't going to help a lot. You need booze or benzos, not opioids. Tramadol used to relax me somewhat, but only if I took like four times the max dose, which might cause seizures which make you be kil.

>> No.9551789

>>9551702
no

>> No.9551803

>>9551777
well, shit. I guess I'll just have a cyclobenzaprine so that I can be less likely to kill myself should I fail to stay sober today. thank you.

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>>9551803
There can never be enough sleep.

>> No.9551824

>>9551813
This, I always end up seeing images like gore and violence when close my eyes, plus this jittery feeling.

>> No.9551837
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9551837

https://open.spotify.com/track/6G9nRiCQZcfjuFujmZKY5i

>> No.9551873

>woke up to fucking jack hammering after 17 hours of binge drinking
>only 6 hours sleep
>cat shit all over the floor because It's old as fuck
>sore throat
>just want to sleep
>can't


FUCK

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9551905

Even juice drinks
Also pretty sure that's a violation of his parole kek

>> No.9551916

>>9551905
Fucking press should let the guy get a damn drink without writing a fucking article about it.
Can you imagine that life? I wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.

>> No.9551918

>>9551916

What life?

The life he made for himself by committing a double murder then robbing people at gunpoint?


How sad for him.

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>>9551918
The life all celebrities have, not just the murderers.
It just happened to be OJ in those pics.

>> No.9551995

>>9551943
I would take all the harassment in the world to be rich, I wouldn't care if people protested outside my house 24/7

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>>9551995
Agreed

>> No.9552023

>>9552021
Tell me he didn't wake up from a bender, Not shower or do anything, Then go buy another fifth.


wew, I know those feels

>> No.9552033

>>9552023
>Smirnoff in hand
>blue bag (corner shop)
>fly undone
>puke down top
>early morn light spectrum
>coat inside-out(?)
>hair rekt
>tortured look in eyes
Bound to be. He'd have felt great within 20 mins of this pic being taken, tho.

>> No.9552040

>>9551943
Look at filthy wooden stand that dumb cunt is eating off of. Restaurants, their staff and clientele all deserve hep c

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9552044

>>9552033
>feel like total shit
>drink 1/3 of a fifth of vodka in the street
>feel suddenly a lot better

>> No.9552068

I wish I had a grill to share what is left of my days with, That would be nice.

>> No.9552086
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Why does this make me want to drink? Fug. I feel like burning down a brewery.

>> No.9552089

>>9552068
28 and never had a gf.

>> No.9552109

>>9552086
Mila Kunis is so fucking beautiful.

I LITERALLY would cut my own dick off just to have her pretend to be my gf and maybe spit in my mouth.


She's probably the hottest celeb IMO

>> No.9552115

>>9552089
How do you go on?

I haven't had a gf in 5 years, An even now I wonder why I still get up in the morning.

The things I want most in life I cannot achieve (a woman who loves me's affect), Who is at least a 7/10.

At this point I would be happy with a 4/5 who just won't cheat on me and will hold me when I'm sick.

>> No.9552118

I just had a seizure for the first time this morning. Sitting in he hospital now. Fuck man that was scary.

Does anyone else have experience with them?

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>>9552109
Yeah she's one of those people who are just annoyingly good looking. The things I'd do to that gril. Ooft.
Isn't she getting nobbed by that alchie brownhound Macaulay cuckin? How the shit?

>> No.9552127

>>9552115
Pathetic fucking neckbeard.

I'm a helpless drunk like many of you miserable whiners.
But I still have a woman in my life. A woman I take a shower with every morning. A woman who takes care of me when I'm sick.
You're all just socially inept.

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>>9552115
my face is extremely high E.

>> No.9552130

>>9552123
I agree.

She's so sexy, Just that look on her face makes me want to drink because I know I'll never have a gf of that caliber.

I think so....Who the fuck knows what she sees in that.

She's sexy af in bad moms even though that movie is fucking cancer

>> No.9552131

>>9546116
she's a bitch. you were being a gentleman and she mocked your vice. I bet she's an empty husk of a human being who had to project her skanky insecurity unto you.Don't let it get you down brother. You did the right thing. Don't change.

>> No.9552137

>>9552131
Thank you.

I love you /ck/

>> No.9552138

>>9546873
go round to ur neighbours and do the old "I'm having a party later, we'll keep the noise down but here's my number is there are any issues". play some loud music in the evening for a bit. then just dump all the bottles tomorrow and be like "wow haha mad night"

>> No.9552140

>>9552128
this face >>>>>
>>9552086

>> No.9552148

>>9552131
Holy smokes you are bitter.

What the fuck? Fat fuck could have started a conversation that easily with the pizza girl. Some sort of human interaction anyways.
But instead she's an empty husk and a bitch. Lmao.
Sad.

>> No.9552151

I wish I could give all you bastards a hug. I wish I could just get a hug from somebody who understands this addiction. I gave my heart to Jesus Christ and I cried and wailed like a baby, I am not in any community, denomination or have any friendships. Alcohol has been my muse for 12 years and I am sick and tired of being sick and tired. But I understand that we live in an earthly and worldly state and I just wanted anybody reading this to tell you that I have love for you. That I wish we could meet up over a drink, then sober up, go out into the countryside and drink coffee like our lives depended on it. Moderation is our problem, addiction is our problem. Not the substance itself. Let's own this week brothers. Let's reclaim our lives. Lets fuck ourselves up so badly that we cringe and freak out but just to prove to ourselves that we are still in control of ourselves and can discipline ourselves and/or ween off. no more than two. Godspeed.

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>>9552044
>google who that is
>"hugo boss model"

hmm would not have guessed

>> No.9552165

>>9552148
Holy smokes I need reading comprehension.
Jokes. I re-read and apologize. - I thought he opened the door for a stranger at dominoes. My apologies. In my mindset, I was merely trying to bring the boy some confidence.

>> No.9552168

>>9552161
he's a famous actor

be starred in Tudors and now Vikings

>> No.9552173

>>9552148
I figured he had opened the door for her and she had the nerve to make a comment in order to embarrass him. Had it been the case, he was simply being polite and good mannered. I mis-read his post. Regardless of it all, it's none of her business if he smells like booze or not and one doesn't make a scene about shit like that. I don't go to bars and say "HOLY SHIT YOUR TITS ARE FALLING OUT" if one of the five senses have been brought to my attention. .

>> No.9552176

>>9552151
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.9552179

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2YzFuf14EM
wew

>> No.9552185

>>9552176
too many non-westerners tbqh famalam.

>> No.9552189

Mila Kunis wasn't even the hottest girl on 70s Show.

>> No.9552197

>>9552173
It's making small talk in the 30 seconds she has to be around the basement dwelling /ck/ poster who makes her extremely uncomfortable.

It's not a personal attack on his manhood.
Do you guys even leave the house?

>> No.9552198

>>9552138
>Have a party
>No cars, no people, no laughters, no shouting, no talking
>Windows show a guy having a candle light dinner with what appears to be a large pillow
>200L of vodka have been consumed

>> No.9552199

>>9552189
Nigga she was 14, Of course she wasn't hot.


Look at her now, Hot as fucking shit.


Also Lori was a slut and that slag is dead

>> No.9552206

>>9552198
kek'd

>> No.9552219

>>9552137
thank you anon. would you please repay the favour and help me avoid special K tonight. It's in the QTDDTOT section. I'm a tad under it all. tired and broken but your words read like a beautiful melody of melancholy and hope for a better future.

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>>9550155
I live in midwest America.
>>9550195
Yeah I doubt I'll think it's some mindblowing thing even if I have it. I really would just like to do it a few times before I die. I'm depressed for way more reasons than just never having a gf and I know that getting a gf not only won't solve any of my problems it might just add more.
My outlook is pretty bleak though. Just can't get remotely interested in anything without having a few drinks first. At least I was able to stop drinking liquor after a handful of years on it. Still have beer or hard seltzer everyday though.

>> No.9552223

>>9552199
>14
>Not hot
Oh please. I know this isn't /b/, but if you honestly didn't think she looked delicious, you're the weirdo here.

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>>9552199
>Nigga she was 14, Of course she wasn't hot.

>> No.9552229

>>9552198
Flawless

>> No.9552233

>>9552223
I'm the fuckin weird for finding a 14yo hot lol. OKAY.


An no she wasn't, Maybe I'm just not a pedo but look at her at 14 and look at her now (34). She's VERY hot now.

She looks like a fucking 12yo boy at 14, WTF is wrong with you?

>> No.9552242

>>9552221
>I live in midwest America.

And?

>> No.9552246

>>9552233
>I'm the fuckin weird for finding a 14yo hot lol. OKAY.

I'm drunk


I meant

I'm the fuckin weirdo for not find a 14yo hot lol. OKAY.

>> No.9552258

>>9552219
I would but I'm too lazy to go find it in that thread.


Special K as in ketamine? Or the cereal?

I'll give you some advice ITT

>> No.9552260

>>9552246
First of all, yes, you are.

Second of all, you're just pretending you don't find them hot because of years of feminist doctrination.

>> No.9552261

>>9552242
It's too much effort in my opinion to get a prost around here, and I don't have a lot of money. It's like illegal all over the country. If I'd ever actually buy a girl I'd want it to be a high end escort which would cost a lot, and probably would be better in a major city.
Nothing happens in the midwestern US.

>> No.9552281

>>9552261
I'd have traveled thousands of miles for something like girlsfromparadise.com if I hadn't ever squelched a solitary sexing socket. I bet there are qt whores there. Sex nutrients heal the soul. Stop making excuses and get some of that magical mammary medicine immediately.

>> No.9552377

>>9552118
some, mostly happened when i was asleep
you think you're going to stop now bud? the hospital can't really do much for you afaik

>> No.9552395

>>9552261
google the erotic review


thank me later

>> No.9552404
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9552404

Red wine hangover. I have work in half an hour. Kill me, lads.

>> No.9552408

>>9552395
I'll check it out and report back about what I think about it.

>> No.9552413

>>9546101
sort yourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQPz4YVSkyQ

>> No.9552416

>>9552404
Worst hangover I've ever had in my entire life was from a red wine hangover.
>>9552408
It's worth it.

>slim chance of LE
>all reviewed whores
>know even if they shave their bush before they show up
>know if they will swallow before they even show up


It's like the ebay of whores, Best money I ever spent.

>> No.9552424

>>9552033
Pretty sure the jacket is on the wrong way around too.

>> No.9552430

>>9552395
I mean it looks like it could be alright.

>> No.9552451

>>9552021
Is that another bottle in the bag? /ourguy/

>> No.9552462

>>9552127
Fatties don't count.

>> No.9552463

Holy ol fuck, boys. I haven't had a drink in a week and all I can think about is going to get some booze to just get a little buzz to cut the boredome.

Also, I may be allergic to something in beer. 6 or so beers will give me a hangover. A couple weeks ago I had about half a bottle of rum and no hangover.

plz send help

>> No.9552467

>>9549493
>weed doesn't send either of these guys into an existential nightmare of the nature of perception and reality
>they get high and don't have an almost complete existential breakdown
Leave.

>> No.9552478

>>9552462
She's 5 ft tall, blonde, blue eyes, wonderful personality , does the dishes because I'm a great cook etc.
Skinny too.
Y'all are just inept.

>> No.9552486

>>9552281
I always look forward to your posts.

>> No.9552494

>>9552478
So why are you here if your life is so great

>> No.9552533

>>9552494
It's not. I just think you chucklefucks whining about women is sad.

The way you talk about them is fundamentally flawed. Of course you're going to be alone the rest of your life when you talk about another person who has hopes and dreams and fears and flaws as if they are just an object or a dumb roastie or whatever.
Fuck feminism. But if your mind is so backwards that you don't realize you have to bring some value, personality, something to the table then you will never find companionship.
Also you're fat and watch too much anime

>> No.9552544

>>9552258
My man! I laughed, will go dry. I've got the red wine to fill for now. Was not Special K, was simply some old cereal which will be saved for tomorrow night. Going to bed hungry makes you appreciate things in life. Also drugs are bad mmmkay. Fuck you for being lazy. Love you for being lulzy. The drink is talking and I'd like to thank you for being so kind.

>>9552197
Sorry if I shat on your shoes Mr. Whiteknight. I forgot the time when men stopped being men and pussified themselves into a generation where words were hurtful. Do we leave the house? Ofcourse. You talk like a fucking woman, perhaps you are or maybe you're just a bitch man. Do men have problems such as addictions? Ofcourse. Do women? Ofcourse. Your projection levels are shooting through the roof though. We're just here to have a friendly discussion but something tells me that your lesbian friend in the check shirt is ragging and you got triggered by pointing out the differences between male and female genders. Two scoops for you, man who thinks cutting dick off equals woman.

>> No.9552547
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fuck i forgot about kindling

should i taper instead of going cold turkey?

does kindling affect only heavy drinkers or all drinkers

that shit scares me

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9552553

>drink
>keep drinking
>feel good
>stop drinking
>get hangover
>hangover goes away
>immediately get flu and fever like symptoms
>repeat

is this a normal thing

>> No.9552557

>>9552544
If you lived close to me I would have you over for the meal of your choice. Sorry your hungry familam

>> No.9552567

>>9550415
What is your nationality/ethnicity and in which country do you currently reside?

>> No.9552575

want to get shithammered but im starting a new job tomorrow and i know i wont go to sleep and show up looking like an absolute maniac. ill just hold off until friday and do the deed then. wish me luck boyos

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>>9550782
>The only way to break a bad habit is to replace it with a better habit.
- Jack Nicholson

>> No.9552591

>>9551356
>5 ounces
>forever

better by seeds then lad

>> No.9552596

>>9552544

Jesus Christ, who hurt you?

>> No.9552597

>>9552580
hmm well he did replace making shitty movies by drinking himself into an obese sack of lard so i guess it makes sense

>> No.9552618

>>9552553
that's them dubya dees

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>>9552597
seems like a decent life if you're disgustingly rich though

>> No.9552670

>>9552635
I'd kill to be rich. Just a cosy house in a countryside area, to not have to work, a huge bed, a lifetime's worth of intoxicants, an 18yo maid (maybe 2) for tendies and blowjobs and a huge screen connected to a pc; s'all I need. you've got to be rich for even that nowadays.

>> No.9552679

>>9552557
Nah, don't feel bad m8. I'll be okay. I'm feeling good. I have internet. I'm listening to Mike and Mechanics "The Living Years" and whatever else comes my way. Don't feel bad. Not hungry anymore. Don't ever be sorry. Be careful :-) Thanks for your kind words though. I hope you have a beautiful week and that you break your habits. You seem like an awesome person. I have this fantasy of when I die, I will awake in a beautiful nature reserve and the sounds birds, and animals will be heard... and the visions of nature, trees, grass and a loving family and father will be waiting to encompass my soul. You see - that's happiness and that's what I think of as I type. Thank you but i'll be fine. It's not exactly Rwanda or Ethiopia just yet but soon it will be close to. Being a paleface in Africa won't help much either. Regardless, your post made my day and I wish we could cheers over a beer! Godspeed my brother.

>>9552596
What's your problem and why do you blaspheme? Does the truth really hurt you that much? Why don't you do something better with your time than muse among a support group which was created to build solidarity amongst like-minded folk who are just simply trying to fight their fights and are looking for community in order to feel back at home and comfortable with their situation. I have a strong suspicion that you've lived a very comfortable life and probably haven't actually ever witnessed any real problems. I don't judge you if my suspicions are proven correct... I do however urge you to walk in another man's shoes before you decide to throw stones at the supposed glass house you've so eloquently projected onto me.

>> No.9552690

>>9552597
p.s.

GO OUT AND LOVE YOUR PARENTS. GOD BLESS YOU.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwwPFimjsOs

>> No.9552697

>>9552597
was meant for
>>9552596

You see? We're all fallible, rags... vulnerable. Stay strong. Keep the fire.

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9552726

PISS JUG IS FULL
SEND HELP, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>> No.9552749

>>9552547
Yes.
All who have withdrawals, even only psychological and not physical (yet).

>>9552670
>I'd kill to be rich.
Why not become a hitman?

>> No.9552757

>trying to find objective scientific data on kindling and alcohol withdrawal

>all i can find are posts on forums like soberrecovery misrepresenting it and turning it into psuedoscience about why even one drink will ruin you forever

god damnit why is medicine so fucking shit

>> No.9552784

What do you figure is after death?

>> No.9552814

>>9552690
based nix

F

>> No.9552822

>>9552784
Nothing. 'There was never anything' is the only way to describe it imo.

>> No.9552855

>>9552784
Same as before birth.

>>9552757
Humans are not robots, they don't all have same results from similar situation. Also it's not like doctors could kindle a few thousands kids to have good statistics.
Just don't go cold turkey. Taper with beer or benzo.

>> No.9552863

>>9552855
>they don't all have same results from similar situation
i didn't say that

i said there's literally no data whatsoever

besides if they just fucking collected information on patients with the symptoms it would give us enough to start with

>> No.9552867

>>9552855
>Also it's not like doctors could kindle a few thousands kids to have good statistics
back in the good ole days they could

as for tapering, i never moved off beer, i average 3.5-4 drinks a day

>> No.9552900

>>9552867
>as for tapering, i never moved off beer, i average 3.5-4 drinks a day
You can do a short taper just in case, but you're not at risk of DT.

>> No.9552904

>>9552900
it's not DT i worry about, but kindling

i found this http://hams.cc/odds/

but it doesn't have citations/data.

>> No.9552905

>>9546116
did you tell her to stfu and mind her own business?

>> No.9552916

>>9552905
I wish I had the balls to speak to people like that, Honestly I do.

I'm too fucking nice to people because I'm afraid to speak exactly what I'm thinking and confrontation

>> No.9552996

seriously lads i think using memantine to prevent excitotoxicity, tolerance and reduce # of drinks needed is a no brainer

>> No.9553150

>>9552533
You should fucking kill yourself for even fucking posting. Fuck off you piece of shit.

>> No.9553159

>>9552533
You don't know what those fucking guys think about women, I am literally samefagging to tell you to goddamn kill yourself. You are a piece of shit.

>> No.9553164

>>9552198
thanks for that anon

>> No.9553174

>>9549516
This. Exactly this. I smoked for years and never got anxious or panicked or anything. And all of a sudden I've got a job and had a nice place and ever since about a year ago, I smoke and all of a sudden every single problem in my life comes crashing into my fucking face the moment I get high. Its bullshit that life has basically taken weed from me.

>> No.9553175

>>9551552
It's because it's not normalized by number of users. Way more people smoke weed than use X. Similarly, alcohol, for most of the people using it is only mildly harmful (unlike, say heroin), but 80% percent of brits drink.

>> No.9553180

>there's data on the "harm" of drugs to society
>but nothing on the harm of the drug to the user
massively epic as hell lads

>> No.9553190

>>9553175
I thought it was normalised by number of users, but indeed it's not.
>Prof Nutt told the BBC: "Overall, alcohol is the most harmful drug because it's so widely used.
>"Crack cocaine is more addictive than alcohol but because alcohol is so widely used there are hundreds of thousands of people who crave alcohol every day, and those people will go to extraordinary lengths to get it."

>> No.9553221

>>9552814
F

The same applies to you anon. be grateful for what we have. It may not be much but so much beauty can become from the lack of the distractions of this world.

>> No.9553242

>>9552757
The science is really hard to nail down because of a couple things.

1) Everyone reacts differently to alcohol, and more so for large quantities for extent periods. Hence, cirrhosis is not seen in all heavy drinkers and trying to define a dose-response curve is hard.
2) Each group of authors tend to define "heavy drinking" and "long times" differently while looking at different populations. This makes a good meta-analysis near impossible.
3) Alcoholics are more difficult to study than say heart disease because of their non-compliance and disappearing for benders and the like. By the time you're talking about kindling the chance of finding a population and being able to follow it approaches zero.

>> No.9553248

>>9553242
>Hence, cirrhosis is not seen in all heavy drinker
ARE YOUI
FUCKING
SHITTING
ME

WHAT
THE
FUCK

ok, fine, but then why hasn't anyone analyzed what genetics lead to this based property so we as human beings can know if we have to be more or less worried about it

>> No.9553250

>>9553242
>Each group of authors tend to define "heavy drinking" and "long times" differently while looking at different populations. This makes a good meta-analysis near impossible.
and if they used quantitative metrics instead of qualitative ones they(we, humanity) wouldn't have this problem

hmmmmmmmmmmm it's almost like "medicine is le art XDD" is retarded at its core

>> No.9553258

>>9553248
Don't get hyped, you'll still get cancer.

>> No.9553263

>>9553258
I have no idea why you mentioned cancer here, I'm curious about how vulnerable individuals are to cirrhosis.

>> No.9553320

>>9553248
Mostly because genomics has only reached the point where we could start doing this in the last few years. So for example we've linked some HLA types (a very diverse immune protein) to better/worse outcomes but for the most part there are a whole bunch of genetic components that probably all have a slight effect and figuring out how they all add up to cirrhosis or not is hard.

>>9553250
If everyone researching alcohol use agreed on "this is the amount that is heavy drinking" sure, but they're all independent groups doing their own thing. Then there's the problem of measuring the amount of drinking. Would you trust anyone here to accurately represent that number? I'm not sure what you mean by quantitative vs qualitative metrics. The number of drinks is quantitative as is the time drinking. Diagnosis is not, but most of the time is not debatable. Theoretically if they surveyed a huge number of people they could have the statistical power to break out W drinks for X long gives Y odds of Z but currently it's W1 to W2 drinks for X1 to X2 long gives plus minus Y odds of Z. Good science ain't cheap.

>> No.9553361

>>9553248
My pancreas fucked up before my liver.
It's not exactly better.

>> No.9553387

>>9546158
fucking newfag. people who are doing well are more than allowed in al/ck/ threads

>> No.9553453

>>9553263
It seemed that you thought not getting cirrosis is some kind of loophole while alcohol wrecks you in a dozen other ways as well.

>> No.9553535

i dont even know why I just bought this 12 pack.

>> No.9553639
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talked to a girl last night guys. she called me a "sad sack of shit" and said my burps smelled like vomit.

but i talked to a girl last night so

>> No.9553641

>>9553639
nice bud
its a start

>> No.9553661

>>9553535
Give it to a bum

>> No.9553713

>>9553661
Been drunk for 36 hrs

>> No.9553753

>>9553713
In that case you bought it to keep the drunk going, of course.

Or maybe for a softer landing depending how deep in the game you are.

>> No.9553878

>>9553361
>My pancreas fucked up before my liver.
what

>> No.9553887

>>9553453
it's the primary issue though. it's extremely uncommon that another organ shits the bed before the liver does

>> No.9554006

>>9553878
Never heard of pancreatitis?

Literally a world of pain.

>> No.9554021

>>9553248
cirrhosis only occurs in like mostly 10% of ultra hardcore alcoholics

plenty of other alcohol-related diseases to die from though

>> No.9554024

>>9554021
which ones specifically

>> No.9554026

>>9554024
Chronic excess alcohol intake, or alcohol dependence, can lead to a wide range of neuropsychiatric or neurological impairment, cardiovascular disease, liver disease, and malignant neoplasms. The psychiatric disorders which are associated with alcoholism include major depression, dysthymia, mania, hypomania, panic disorder, phobias, generalized anxiety disorder, personality disorders, schizophrenia, suicide, neurologic deficits (e.g. impairments of working memory, emotions, executive functions, visuospatial abilities and gait and balance) and brain damage. Alcohol dependence is associated with hypertension, coronary heart disease, and ischemic stroke, cancer of the respiratory system, and also cancers of the digestive system, liver, breast and ovaries. Heavy drinking is associated with liver disease, such as cirrhosis.[15] E

>> No.9554032

>>9554024
pancreatitis
diabetes
stomach cancer
liver cancer
pancreatic cancer
oesophageal cancer
mouth cancer
lung cancer

just a selection of the more common alcohol related diseases

drinking is a lot of fun :)

>> No.9554047

>>9553878
I've been dry for over a year now. Used to drink over 75cl vodka per day.
My liver is doing good, and never was too badly damaged. But I have chronic pancreatitis after having acute pancreatitis several times. It used to be horribly painful when I drank, and drinking now will put me in pain. I now have to take pancreas juice pills with everything I eat or else I shit oil. It may kill me after a decade or two, or the pancreas will just get destroyed and I'll be left with diabetes and inability to produce all pancreatic enzymes.

>>9554024
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism

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>>9552486
Cheers Anon

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9554113

>tfw no alaska frontier gf

>> No.9554161

Looking for work is too humiliating and depressing.

I don't want to do this anymore.

>> No.9554226

>>9554113
What are you watchig?

>> No.9554277

just got a 24 pack after about 4 months of sobriety and spending 3.5k on treatment
wew
itll be different this time right

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>>9554277
Almost certainly

>> No.9554288

>>9554277
What made you break?

Asking for the sake of future vigilance.

>> No.9554303

Guys your thread is about to fall off.

>> No.9554306

>>9554285
tots

>>9554288
implacable craving the past couple days, left the treatment center, wasn't doing as much as i should in aa

>> No.9554315

>>9554306
>implacable craving the past couple days, left the treatment center
you were in a center for the last four months?

pls elaborate i don't know how this works, only did solo tapers.

>> No.9554320

>>9554303
thanks senpai

>> No.9554323

>>9554315
>you were in a center for the last four months?
three months, did a week before in the hospital and a couple after i got out
could have stayed and done some more sober living shit but fuck rules yknow

>>9554303
too lazy to do a new

>> No.9554328

NEW

>>9554326
>>9554326
>>9554326
>>9554326
>>9554326