al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9534856]

went to the bar and/or pub and/or another pub and drank too much on a weeknight edition

Also, come on in if you're drunk and wanna chat with other drunks

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

learn how to make a brass monkey if you can't stomach that last 40

http://www.theglutlife.com/done-right-brass-monkey/

[Anonymous No.9534873]

For me it's Pumping spice beer. The best alcoholic beverage.

[Anonymous No.9534876]

>come home drunk
>log into irc
>bore the hell out of the cool kids
>pass out with my dick in my hands
atleast im alive

[Anonymous No.9534887]

almost lads

[Anonymous No.9534951]

>>9534873
that shit sucks

[Anonymous No.9534952]

>>9534887
congratulations. what's the image from, is there some sobriety app or something?

[Anonymous No.9534955]

>doing good
>only had a few beers last night
>woman coming over
>drink a fifth in a few hours because I'm so nervous
>make an ass out of myself
>she gave me like 10 chances
>still fuck it up

Another day on the pain train

[Anonymous No.9534965]

>Wake up
>Go to the store and get snacks and booze
>Wake up
>There's no snacks nor booze
>Get pissed off
>Go to the store again
>Get more snacks and booze
>Wake up
>This continues for like 5 or 6 dreams straight in a row

At some point I actually wrote a long rant here in my dream, I think it was by the 4th one.
I am still extremely pissed off because I remain snackless and boozeless
Fuck you brain

[Anonymous No.9534983]

>>9534965
I always dream about things like glass bottles of Evian in silver ice buckets in meadows in the Alps when I have been boozing it up that night and am dehydrated. The booze dreams only start for me when I sober up.

[Anonymous No.9534988]

>>9534887
Impressive.

Have any of you ever made it through the holiday season sober? That's where I fear relapse the most, I don't really tolerate people sober.

[Anonymous No.9534994]

>>9534856
went to the doctors last week with a pain in the lower left side, got a blood test and ultrasound. Results came back as everything was okay, but my liver enzymes were elevated, doctor knew it was alcohol related because they were elevated during a bloodtest last year. I never quit drinking, he told me to last year to bring them down. So he phones me and tells me to come back in so "we can bring the levels down." I never phoned back, I know he is going to tell me to stop drinking. Am I just fucking myself bad at this point or what?

[Anonymous No.9534998]

>>9534994
isn't the liver on the right side?

[Anonymous No.9535010]

>>9534998
the pain had nothing to do with the liver, turned out to be muscular. nothing to do with booze i was told.

[Anonymous No.9535029]

>>9534994
why wouldn't you stop drinking?

it's not like it's fun at this point, or is it?

[Anonymous No.9535034]

>>9535029
it still is very much fun, ya.

[Anonymous No.9535050]

>>9535034
jajajaja

[Anonymous No.9535052]

Are these threads to embrace your alcoholism, circle jerk about being unable to control your drinking, attempt at bullshit frauds like AA for help, or all of the above?

[Anonymous No.9535056]

I just had nightmare mode withdrawals and am still going through the thick of it.
I'm seriously thinking of just completely quitting but I don't know if I can or still want to get rekt by the withdrawals longer.
It felt like I was going literally insane earlier.

Wish me luck and thanks for reading my blogpost.

[Anonymous No.9535061]

>>9535052
all of the above to be honest

[Anonymous No.9535064]

>>9535052
all of the above

[Anonymous No.9535073]

I turned 21 just recently, never drank much before then, but now all I really ever have are margaritas or other fruity faggy drinks when I go out.

What's a good beer for someone who's had beer like twice in their life and hasn't really liked any so far? I really like the idea of a savory drink in theory but haven't find any I like yet

[Anonymous No.9535077]

>>9535061
>>9535064
Well, my mother died of alcoholism, cirrilosis of the liver, age 59. Her mother lived to be 88.

Feminists and no-fun allowed cunts will classify any drinking as alcoholism but if your drinking doesn't affect your life or others in a negative way then tell them all to go fuck themselves and enjoy your life

[Anonymous No.9535079]

>>9535056
take B vitamins and a multivitamin. Get a hold of xanax from a doc

[Anonymous No.9535082]

>>9535056
i was close to calling an ambulance for my racing heart a few days ago, i hope i can hold onto that memory for long enough to stay off the booze.

[Anonymous No.9535090]

>>9535077
Alcoholism isn't fun, only babby mode honeymoon phase is fun.

People generally aren't riddled with addiction because they have thought long and hard about it and rationally decided the best way to spend their lives was be sick for half of it and not remembering the other half.

[Anonymous No.9535105]

>>9535073
Maybe a bock, if you like savory. Malty beers are closer to savory than stuff like IPAs

[Anonymous No.9535110]

>>9534965

how can you snack when your entire system is rife with metabolites? When I drink hard all I can do is drink water, and I even hate that. If you can eat, you're not an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.9535111]

>>9535082
I've been through it 3 times, but only went to the hospital once and never again. The bills are one thing, but I was also forced to go into detox. They wanted to keep me for longer, but I only stayed one day because I sweet talked them and promised them I was a gud boi, and I'd never drink again. Nearly a year later, I went through another hard withdrawal but didn't go back because I knew they'd keep me for up to a week and charge me for it. Fuck that. The bills alone made me want to drink even more.

[Anonymous No.9535153]

>>9535111
that is why I like living in a country with a proper health care system. You probably would do well with detox, but the bills are too much for you. Fucking criminal healthcare system you have.

[Anonymous No.9535162]

>>9534856
We used four lokos instead of OJ

RIP my liver

[Anonymous No.9535175]

>>9534955
>doing good
>having beers
not really

[Anonymous No.9535189]

>>9535110
dumbest shit i've ever read; aside from the fact that i barely eat sober and eat tons of bullshit smashed, most of the very severe alcoholics i met in rehab were quite overweight
pls quit acting like your personal experience MUST apply to everyone else

[Anonymous No.9535191]

have a job interview tomorrow and another the day after lads, will be the first time i'm employed since like june/july if all goes as planned

[Anonymous No.9535200]

>>9535110
please fuck off with this gatekeeping of alcoholism bullshit. i eat just fine while i'm drinking, it's when i'm dry the next morning that i can't stomach food. at my bad points, i need at least a couple drinks before i can even think of eating.

[Anonymous No.9535210]

>>9534952
yeah it's from reddit's /r/stopdrinking, i don't use the forum i just use the sobriety tracker

[Anonymous No.9535213]

>>9534994
you should GO BACK to your doctor. He might want to do more tests? I dunno

[Anonymous No.9535221]

>>9535200
>please fuck off with this gatekeeping of alcoholism bullshit
LOL imagine being proud of being an alcoholic
what a fucking loser

[Anonymous No.9535233]

>>9535221
me or him?

[Anonymous No.9535247]

>>9535153
I even have health insurance, so the bills were still affordable.
>expecting others to pay for your fuckups
Top kek, there's simply too many people taking and not enough contributing. I guarantee, If I don't speak english, have a social security number, and/or looked foreign, I wouldn't pay a dime, insured or not. That's one reason why healthcare costs so much in murriland, Hospitals birth illegal babbys by the thousands and call it "charity expense".

[Anonymous No.9535258]

>get a bad cold
>didn't drink due to feeling shit with fever
>fever gone today but still shitty sore throat and runny nose

Debating whether to drink or if this a great opportunity for a break

[Anonymous No.9535264]

>>9535247
>blaming foreigners again

fuck off faggot. Stop defending your failure cunt-tree. Back to food talk now.

[Anonymous No.9535275]

>>9535077
>Feminists and no-fun allowed cunts will classify any drinking as alcoholism but if your drinking doesn't affect your life or others in a negative way then tell them all to go fuck themselves and enjoy your life

The thing is, it's pretty reasonable to expect that if someone uses an addictive substance on the regular they're going to get addicted to it. We don't expect people to just use heroin occasionally and never want more. We warn people who are smoking occasionally that it can hook them.

But it's perfectly normal in society to have some form of alcoholism. Like caffeine addiction, but far more dangerous.

[Anonymous No.9535283]

Day 1

Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.9535285]

>>9535283

Welp

I'm off the wagon

[Anonymous No.9535321]

>>9535285
almost had it
maybe next time

[Anonymous No.9535329]

>>9535285
What you got?

[Anonymous No.9535356]

>>9535233
I don't know I don't care. I hate (love) all you faggots regardless of political/hockey/sexual orientation

[Anonymous No.9535366]

>>9535329

A warm can of Budweiser Light that went flat.

[Anonymous No.9535381]

>about to be done with day 1
>felt like the day took forever and don't feel like I can sleep

this is going to really suck, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.9535397]

>>9535381
Do you mean 24 hours clean? By that point it’s usually at the height of misery for me or just past it.

[Anonymous No.9535413]

>>9535366
I've done this with Steel Reserve 211 and also Natty Light

you're fine

[Anonymous No.9535431]

>half a sixer of IPA left
>have wake up for work in 5 hours

[Anonymous No.9535452]

>>9535431
I put away 400ml of vodka for tomorrow. gotta be up early and then have a thing to go to. rule is you can show up drunk/high as long as you don't cause an issue and aren't blatant. I usually just xanax and weed but think ill need a pick me up tmrw

[Anonymous No.9535471]

>>9535452
I have to be, like, somewhat outwardly functional for my job because I usually have to explain shit to patients. Being on the admin side of healthcare is fucking miserable, I should have been a fucking chef or a carpenter

[Anonymous No.9535480]

>>9535397
Yes, it's pretty embarrassing that it was so difficult.

[Anonymous No.9535497]

>>9535471
eh this isn't for a job, mandated I go but they believe in harm reduction and the guy is pretty chill. he knows I got terrible issues and long as I don't fall down, can speak and am not argumentitive or anything stupid he doesn't give a fuck. I was nodding out the first day infront of all the staff. pretty bad desu

[Anonymous No.9535531]

>Disability application finally came through
I am disabled again!
2 hours until I can get drunk and celebrate while buying the alcohol with gubmint bux

[Anonymous No.9535549]

Why does my leg twitch on the night I don't drink? It only happens when I try to sleep and it usually startles me. I can't explain it, I guess I'd consider myself a heavy drinker, I go through a 30 pack every weekend.

[Anonymous No.9535553]

>>9534994
What enzymes were elevated and what were the numbers? DON'T ignore it. You might be scarring up your liver and there is still time. Because one day you'll wake up and your completely yellow. I had a billirubin count over 700 and was basically dead this time last year. For reference your billirubin should only be at 8. lmao

[Anonymous No.9535556]

>>9535531
You're a pathetic excuse of a human being

[Anonymous No.9535560]

>>9535556
Well that's really rude

[Anonymous No.9535616]

>>9535531
Fuck you dude

[Anonymous No.9535888]

>>9534965
>Have friends over
>We drink, smoke, have fun
>We go to bed
>I wake up next to them fucking in the bed
>It was a dream, I wake up for real
>They're fucking next to me
>It was a dream again, I wake up for real real this time
>They're still fucking, dammit
>I was still a dream
>I wake up, I'm pissed now, I turn to them
>They're having sex in a different position, in real life
I miss the time when my alcoholism was still in control enough to have 3somes instead of being a solitary clusterfuck. Years of only talking to a cashier when buying a 1.5L bottles every other day has fucked with my ability to communicate easily with other humans.

[Anonymous No.9535910]

>>9534994
>Am I just fucking myself bad at this point or what?
It's likely, yes.

>>9535052
All of the above.
They help me keep sober. Without a regular reminder of what horrors I lived, my brain would trick me into having "just one beer or a pint of vodka"

>>9535111
You should try outpatient rehab, it should be way cheaper.

>>9535258
Withdrawals and flu aren't a fun experience, but you might as well go though them at once and get over with it.

[Anonymous No.9535938]

hmm, really makes you think

[Anonymous No.9535945]

Is it normal to get sleep paralysis and lucid dreams after drinking alcohol all day?

[Anonymous No.9535985]

>>9535616
wtf?

[Anonymous No.9535991]

>>9534965
I remember repeat false awakenings when I was a daily drinker. It was creepy as fuck, and kept you second-guessing reality by the time you woke up for real.

[Anonymous No.9535997]

Quit drinking heavily after I finished university because I figured it would interfere with work life. Started drinking a month into job interviews to cope with the stress and anxiety. I should probably get a prescription for xanax or something

[Anonymous No.9536005]

>>9535938
Have you drank this or know of anyone that has? Bunnings warehouse in Australia sells this stuff very cheap (that's actually where that picture is from as far as I can tell).

>The company that manufactures the product called back and I can confirm that there are NO TOXIC DENATURANTS (i.e. Methanol)

>With that said, there are still denaturants in the product, mainly in the form of bittering agents. In other words, Diggers Methlyated Spirits is safe to use as a polar solvent, although you'd be hard pressed to consume it, since the taste would be quite nasty.

http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/archive/2013100

I'd imagine it would be hell trying to drink it, unless you're mixing very tiny amounts in orange juice.

[Anonymous No.9536012]

currently tipsey at overnight job. who here is /responsible/ drunk during the week and gets obliterated on the weekend?

whats wrong with us?
also, who else here had a gf who steered them away from al/ck/ and then messed it up?

[Anonymous No.9536049]

>drink because I have nothing meaningful to do
>have nothing meaningful to do because I drink

Someone just give me a decent job.

[Anonymous No.9536053]

>>9534994
they can tell if it is alcohol related because your AST will be at least twice your ALT, other conditions don't do that

besides, you should go back because doctors don't care if you are an alcohol, they just want to help but even if you can't stop they will still help you not die and can provide resources if you need them. Don't be embarrassed, 10% of people are alcoholics. They see this shit all the time

[Anonymous No.9536055]

>drank too much last night
>applied to like 80 jobs for some reason, don't even need the money
H-how do I undo this?

[Anonymous No.9536057]

>>9535077
how about you don't drag feminism into this, it makes you look like a butthurt MRA

[Anonymous No.9536060]

>>9535221
shut up

[Anonymous No.9536061]

>>9534983
Haha my god this happened to me last weekend except it wasn't a dream it was an actual discussion between me and my drunk mates, some of which were on mdma also. Imagining a crystal bottle of water with fresh condensation glistening on the sides

[Anonymous No.9536074]

>>9536005
I have drunk liters upon liters of diggers metho and coles strore brand metho. It's not really difficult at all to drink, just dilute it with enough water and

[Anonymous No.9536166]

Tfw the more I drink the more I remember all the shit I did and all the mistakes I made.

Why the fuck doesn't it do what you people claim it does?

[Anonymous No.9536182]

>>9535938
Fuck that, not worth risking blindness and all sorts of other shit. That is on the same level as drinking mouthwash and hand sanitizer

[Anonymous No.9536241]

>raining
>40F
>have a nice handle of jim beam
>2L of pepsi
>DVR full of unsolved mysteries

Time to get fucking comfy lads

[Anonymous No.9536264]

>>9534856
>http://www.theglutlife.com/done-right-brass-monkey/

Thanks for this, my man. Can't wait to try it. I drink 40's still (im broke) so hopefully I can stomach them better making them like this.

[Anonymous No.9536376]

How do I stop reocurring headaches? When I tried to sleep last night I my head hurt till I poured myself two shots of vodka, then it stopped. Last time I drank too much was Saturday, this was the only occasion ever since where I even touched alcohol. And right now it's hurting again. When will this shit stop?

[Anonymous No.9536385]

>>9536376
Drink a lot of water.


Here's what I do

>mix only vodka and water and drink that to get drunk
>in between every 3 or 4 drinks, drink a 20oz of gatorade
>no headache in the morning
>???????
>profit

[chop No.9536396]

>>9535938
I doubt you'd be able to keep that down even if you took it through a feeding tube.
Artificial bitterants are incredibly powerful.

Maybe try homebrewing and even home distilling instead. You can make a decent still with a stockpot with a heat resistant bowl in it. Cover the bowl with tin foil or a lid and make a hole in the middle, pour your homemade sugarwine into the pot, outside the bowl, put a lid on the pot. You may have to either make a lid from more tin foil or turn the real lid upside down. You want the condensation to collect on the inside of the lid and run towards the centre of it before dripping into the bow. You have a lid with a hole on the bowl so it doesn't all evaporate back out again.
Extremely crude setup and I'm not convinced all that aluminium is good for you, but if you're posting here you probably have bigger worries.

I've made distilled alcohol that was somewhere between 40 and 50% vol. this way. It was horrid and kind of a bother and I only did it to see if I could.
I'd take that over take that over the stuff you posted but I'd take a cheap vodka from the store over both.

[Anonymous No.9536491]

>>9536396
>Artificial bitterants are incredibly powerful.
One drop in a Olympic swimming pool is enough to make it bitter. (100x50x3m iirc, 15000 cubic metre, about 450000 cubic feet.)
1% bittering agent make it just impossible to drink, unless you suffer from ageusia or something similar, like some animals (insecticides and similar have bittering agents too).

[Anonymous No.9536501]

Complete noob to drinking, so I have a question:

Drinking on an empty stomach gets you drunk faster - does that mean you also drink less to get to that state of inebriation?

Want to save money on alcohol.

[chop No.9536511]

>>9536501
>Complete noob to drinking
Quit now then

[Anonymous No.9536550]

>>9536501
well technically, but not by any considerable amount

[Anonymous No.9536581]

Decided I just won't go to that program today. Got woken up at 8 am by my brother calling me asking for 1 cigarette. I tried to keep my cool, and he called me an asshole for saying no. I had a half pack but waking me up for a fucking smoke is no bueno. got a bottle and finding movies type of day.

[Anonymous No.9536589]

>>9536501
You get drunk faster because boose goes through the stomach faster. If there is solid food in it, it has to be reduced to a liquid by acid.
It doesn't mean you have to drink less per se, but if you drink glass after glass at a party until you are drunk : in the case your stomach is full and slows down alcohol getting into your bloodstream, you'll have more time to drink before realising you had enough (it also means you probably had too much.)

[Anonymous No.9536640]

>>9535556
>>9535616
Wagie ragie

[Anonymous No.9536652]

anyone else here into anime?

[Anonymous No.9536658]

>>9536055
Gave me a good laugh desu.

[Anonymous No.9536662]

Hooker last night was great. Did blow together.

[Anonymous No.9536677]

>>9536652
Does anime help with sober anhedonia?

I’ve only watched Welcome to the NHK (2close2home4me) and Girls und Panzer (fun). Didn’t watch them sober though.

[Anonymous No.9536685]

>>9536677
>tfw had to google anhedonia

for me it does, i watch about 15 episodes a day
if you dont want to get into full series of anime there are plenty of amazing movies

[Anonymous No.9536687]

We've had /nightsweats/ edition, but does anyone get day sweats? It's not armpits too bad but at 72 degrees I have BEADS of sweat just running down my fucking face, my hair gets soaked, and it has been driving me insane.

[Anonymous No.9536689]

>>9536662
my type of night. I rawdogged a bar whore the other night. probably need to get tested

[Anonymous No.9536697]

>>9536689
Went on a bender, got home, ordered UberEats, lost my wallet in my drunken state, scrawled "Go Fuck Yourself" on my hallway wall in sharpie.
Eventually woke up, pieced stuff together, then decided that day wasn't worth it, so got a hooker, did blow, drank a bottle of ouzo, and had a decent night of Netflix with hooker.
Was a pretty good recovery, but not something I should do often.

[Anonymous No.9536726]

>>9536687
Guys, am I alone in this?

[Anonymous No.9536733]

Don't have a shot glass - how much do you reckon this is? (London gin)
I'm trying to gauge how much I'm drinking

[Anonymous No.9536743]

I farted in my room and the pungency was so perilous that I had to go outside. My eyes are stinging more from the sunlight than they were the weapon of ass destruction. I'm trapped. This is real suffering.

[Anonymous No.9536745]

>>9536687
Based body pouring out toxins while you keep punishing the poor thing.

[Anonymous No.9536753]

>>9536733
Sod all

[Anonymous No.9536756]

>>9536733
Do you have a kitchen scale? In that case you can put it on there, press tare, and fill it up with water. 1ml of water is a gram.

[Anonymous No.9536761]

>>9536241
Fuck your shit, I have vodka, weed, lorazepam, a 50inch monitor for movies, a cosy bed, curtains closed, and a motherfucking toblerone.
You heard.

[Anonymous No.9536762]

>>9536687
Me too.

[Anonymous No.9536769]

>>9536697
If I had a blow connect, I'd def get a hooker, maybe after trying to fuck a bar girl. Doing blow almost feels wasteful if you're not doing something that's already fun, like sex, playing an instrument/video game.

[Anonymous No.9536773]

>>9536733
1.3-1.5 "drinks"

[Anonymous No.9536781]

>>9536241
>>9536761
I have three days of sobriety, almost non-existant withdrawals anymore, a good nights sleep and a glass of fresh orange juice.

Step it up lads

[Anonymous No.9536819]

>>9536733
thats one ugly nail polish, even for a faggot

[Anonymous No.9536820]

>>9536745
Fug, okay. I'm gonna do some research.

[Anonymous No.9536822]

>>9536756
But my freedom units

[Anonymous No.9536830]

>>9536819
I know :( all that effort for a shit colour

[Anonymous No.9536856]

>>9536697
how much did you have to pay for her to stay and watch netfix with you? I simply got too drunk, went to bar, met a caramel coloured girl, we fucked. both passed out.. she got her period that morning had no panties? idk maybe in my house somewhere. I walked her to her house a few blocks down. she said some mean stuff about if people find out. honestly the girl was a 8/10 said she had a good job. i think she got the morning after jitters. meh

[Anonymous No.9536866]

>>9536856
>she said some mean stuff about if people find out.

Getting WHITED is a major sin in the ghetto. She probably going to go into hiding.

[Anonymous No.9536886]

>>9535210
congrats mate, also go on the /stopdrinking to keep a counter

[Anonymous No.9536887]

I need to inscribe 'the drunk's commandments' into stone. I cannot keep taking insane risks, getting arrested, almost dying and waking up with turbocharged cringe due to the life-ruining shit I said and did the night prior.
What should they be? I'm thinking...
1: Thou shalt not into social media
2: Thou shalt not wipe your ass on a hooker's face, and laugh when she complains
3: Thou cannot dance
4: Thou shalt double check her age
5: Thou shalt drink water
6: Thou shalt not trust that fart
7: ?

[Anonymous No.9536896]

>>9536856
Well she's my usual hooker, and I think we've kind of developed a weird sort of friendship. It's $350 for the hour of fucking etc. but she only charged me an extra $200 for the next 6 hours of just Netflix and hanging out. She even supplied the coke.

[Anonymous No.9536923]

>>9536896
>and I think we've kind of developed a weird sort of friendship
yea anon, i think she likes you. she's probably going to ask you to be her boyfriend pretty soon

[Anonymous No.9536925]

>>9536923
Christ no. I'm not delusional either. We both know what we're there for. I think maybe she just has a soft spot for me, a spot I imagine is due more to pity than anything else.

[Anonymous No.9536928]

>>9536733
it's unbecoming of a girl (male) to drink that much. behave!

[Anonymous No.9536948]

Boys, I may never buy beer for the house ever again.

[Anonymous No.9536949]

>>9536866
naw she is texting me all night/day

I am a known dealer and it doesn't look good for her job. hard to explain or maybe I am reading more into it

[Anonymous No.9536955]

>>9536896
the fact she does coke and fucks is a red flag unless you are ok with it.. personally it is easier to cruise to a bar with some white and the bar floozies flock. I wrap up normally but this ass was too good

[Anonymous No.9536958]

>>9536761
I've never seen the appeal of lorazepam, I had it prescribed for my panic attacks but ended up just switching to klonopin because the lorazepam did nothing

[Anonymous No.9536980]

>>9536949
yes, you're a delusional drunk/druggie

[Anonymous No.9536982]

>>9536949

Just curious... if one interested in trying coke but don't have a dealer (cali weed is legal)... how would one go about finding themselves a "dealer"?

[Anonymous No.9536983]

>>9536955
She's a hooker, who gives a shit? I don't want to deal with all the shit associated with club sluts. I have in the past, and I feel way more comfortable and happier doing a couple of lines and fucking a hooker.

[Anonymous No.9537082]

>tfw clumsy as fuck when im drunk
>banged my head tiwce
>hit my hand against a door
>hit my leg against a wall
>burned my finger
>burned my mouth trying to eat my dinner

that last one in particular i can tell is going to hurt like fuck when i sober up a little

[Anonymous No.9537088]

>>9535191
Best of luck anon. Im in the same boat. Hopefully getting a job will get me to stop drinking as much

[Anonymous No.9537110]

>tfw took a brown shit today rather than a pale one

Thank you based liver, was starting to feel the fear of death.

[Anonymous No.9537134]

>>9536830
autism hands


>laughingtraps.png

[Anonymous No.9537290]

>>9536687
Whenever I used to work at this store, I would sweat bullets all day long just from being a produce clerk because I was drinking a shit ton of liquor back then. Was crazy.

[Anonymous No.9537316]

>Wake up 20 minutes before alcohol sale ends
>I am become Forrest Gump
>Throw up twice on my way to the store
>Small things like that never mattered to Forrest Gump
>Walk out the store 2 minutes before alcohol sale closes with snacks and booze

[Anonymous No.9537338]

Anyone else get mood swings?


I'm always short tempered when I'm not drinking

[Anonymous No.9537345]

>>9536687
I POUR sweat when I'm not drinking, Even on benzos.

>tfw 57F
>look like I just ran a marathon
>shave my head so beads of sweat are even more noticeable

[Anonymous No.9537355]

>sweating and skin feels really hot
>muscles and spine feel chills
>can't decide if I'm hot or cold

[Anonymous No.9537389]

>keep your headache
>get even more nauseous

pick one

[Anonymous No.9537507]

>>9534856
How early is too early?

[Anonymous No.9537511]

>>9537507
if you're self conscious about it, it's too early

otherwise go for it

[Anonymous No.9537539]

>>9537507
Consider it just very late the day prior

[Anonymous No.9537549]

Anyone else /economy/ here?

[Anonymous No.9537552]

>>9537549
RIP head

[Anonymous No.9537555]

>>9537552
I'm pretty sure I've lost memories from only a couple of years ago.

[Anonymous No.9537556]

>>9537549
1.75L cheap vodka is the most cost effective alcohol content per volume.

[Anonymous No.9537567]

>>9537556
I'm not quite sure about that. That box you see there is 41 standard drinks, and it cost me a mere 14.99AUD.

I'm quite certain that's unbeatable.

[Anonymous No.9537649]

>>9534856
The perfect edition for me. At least I didn't make a fool of myselfz

[Anonymous No.9537651]

>>9537355
You're both.

>>9537507
Before waking up.

>>9537556
Depends where. Some places have higher taxes on spirit, making wine/beer/cider the best option.
Wine lobby is strong in France for example, it's less taxed than premix that has similar %.

[Anonymous No.9537683]

>>9537507
It's never too early.
It's always too late.

[Anonymous No.9537768]

>>9537567
>standard drinks
Means nothing. How many units? (10ml ethanol (why doesn't everyone use the 'unit' measurement standard? https://youtube.com/watch?v=jIyGsiKeS7k))))
I either drink vodka, fifteen quid for 28 units, so about 55p/unit, or cider if I'm trying to stop drinking, 90p for 4 units, 23p/litre.
If I didn't have to swallow gallons of the (acidic as fuck, disgusting, corrosive, stomach-destroying) cider to feel anything I'd drink it all the time.

[Anonymous No.9537770]

>>9537556
depends on the country your in. some tax liquor a lot more than wine and beer so you see people drinking boxwine or slurping on cans of extra strong lager.

[Anonymous No.9537779]

>>9537110
alcks need to learn aboot stool inspection desu

could save lives

[Anonymous No.9537780]

>>9537768
>23p per litre
*per unit

[Anonymous No.9537783]

>>9537389
>caffeine

heart's racing bad enough as it is desu. being a drunk put me off cawfee

[Anonymous No.9537784]

>>9537110
I only shit out black goo that smells really sugary for some reason

[Anonymous No.9537797]

>>9537784
>the internal bleeding special

wew

[Anonymous No.9537799]

>>9537797
seriously?

[chop No.9537807]

>>9537784
>>9537797
That is literally upper gastric bleeding. You should probably see a doctor about it. Might be something you can fix with some Nexium or antibiotics. Might... not.

[Anonymous No.9537812]

>>9537799
Could be.

https://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/what-do-different-poop-colors-mean#2-6

[Anonymous No.9537823]

>>9537807
It's been happening for years. Shouldn't I be dead by now if that was the case?

[Anonymous No.9537831]

>>9537823
No, people are pretty sturdy, for a while. But fucking up your body is like what they say about going broke: First gradually and then suddenly.

[Anonymous No.9537832]

>>9537812
thaks doc

[Anonymous No.9537846]

>>9536980
try harder faygo

[Anonymous No.9537850]

>>9537807
after a night of drinking beer, i am talking 15-20 beers, the shit i have the next morning smells very much like blue berries.

[Anonymous No.9537857]

>>9536982
my area you just have to walk to the beer store and as you walk out people ask "you good" mostly they sell crack. my types show up to bars later at night and shoot pool till I a roatie comes along

[Anonymous No.9537874]

>>9537832
go to a real doc senpai

shitting like that isn't normal

[Anonymous No.9537917]

>>9536781
Same boat mate. I am gonna drink some tea after work, get a shower and watch some movie before falling asleep not worrying if I did something retarded. I just can't drink anymore, was dying...I just woke up one night, looked at my surroundings and I said to myself i just want a cup of tea forever please. The alcohol ride lasted from ages 13-23, I'm done for now.

[Anonymous No.9537924]

>>9537784
That's digested blood mate. Ya need to get to the local medical facility asap

[Anonymous No.9537934]

The ones who come to this thread and say they got sober are usuallly the ones who have never faced withdrawal. at day 3 you are starting to get dts bad / but guys I drank till excess when I didn't have school. moms said i was an alcohol

[Anonymous No.9537960]

>>9537934
Have a beer and chill out faggot

[Anonymous No.9537962]

>>9537934
Withdrawals hit people differently, someone could drink the same as you and not feel any withdrawals other than brain fog. Just because your genetics make you a quivering, pathetic mess when you try and stop doesn't mean it's not hard for others to also quit. The addiction is still there, you just have a more extreme reaction to it. Faggots like you ruin this general, trying to shame people and one upping others. There's always someone worse than you.

t. Someone who only last month decided to quit after drinking at least 1 liter + 4 strong ciders a day for 8 years whose only withdrawals were anxiety, slight shaking and night sweats

[Anonymous No.9537972]

>>9537962
>cider

kek'd


You can't drink cider like a woman and think you are an alcoholic, When you are drinking 3+ handles of vodka a week come talk.

Do you drink smirnoff ice's too you fucking queer lol

[Anonymous No.9537977]

>>9537960
I got bottle of vodka 45% and am bretty chill. don't get ur panties knotted

[Anonymous No.9537986]

>>9537962
law

l>>9537972

I got a hardy laff

[Anonymous No.9537990]

>>9537972
oh man, just shut the fuck up already

[Anonymous No.9538006]

>>9537972
1 liter of vodka + 4 ciders (8.5 percent) isn't a joke, you cancerous faggot.

[Anonymous No.9538008]

>>9537934
Depends on how much you drink and how dumb you are with your quitting tactics. If you're at the point that you get full DTs you shouldn't be quitting by yourself, but medicated to such a degree that it doesn't happen.

Being a dumb drunk doesn't make you more real, just makes you more dumb.

[Anonymous No.9538012]

>>9537972
I'm pretty sure 1ltr vodka + 4 strong ciders is more than 3 handles of vodka by a petty big margin friend

[Anonymous No.9538013]

>>9537972
>newfag kid who thinks wrecking his life is a badge of honor

pls go back to /b/

[Anonymous No.9538015]

>>9538012
When did they start making cider 100 proof?

[Anonymous No.9538016]

>>9538012
As in 1ltr + 4 strong ciders a day vs your 3 handles.

[Anonymous No.9538030]

>>9538015
1 liter of vodka every day is 7 liters

4 8.5 ciders is enough to get a normal person pretty hammered

Your 3 handles at 1.75 liters each is around 6liters (this is being generous, as you said +)

He wins this big boi

[Anonymous No.9538041]

>>9538008
Are you mentally challenged? The kid literally said he quit drinking after a year and had "no withdrawal"

[Anonymous No.9538042]

>>9537934
Yeah, we get it, you're the best alkie there is big boy. With YUGE withdrawals, nobody understand.

>>9537972
You sound underage.

>>9538015
3 handles is 5.25L.
7L is over 7.25L. Even if cider was water, it'd be more.
You didn't even went through elementary school boy. Leave and don't come back before you when you can drink 4 pints of hard cider without puking.

[Anonymous No.9538056]

Hey guys quit drinking like I did. not withdrawals for me and I have be an hero for so wong. seee my whisky dick

[Anonymous No.9538063]

>>9538042
ugh, ya that is totally what I was going for. samefagging to prove your point? little kid

[Anonymous No.9538068]

>>9538042
>4 pints of hard cider
>cider rarely goes over 7%
come back when you can drink a 1.75 l of vodka for 3 days straight, still make enough money to support yourself and no live in momma basement. keep it up with that hard as a san quentin cider. yurofag

[Anonymous No.9538070]

>>9537972
>he thinks alkies are particular about what they drink
bruh, so long as it has alcohol content then down the hatch it goes

[Anonymous No.9538073]

>>9538041
>The kid

I was responding to a post that was not referring any other post. There was no particular case.

[Anonymous No.9538074]

seems like the place to ask
any of y'all tried your luck making ice wine? how'd it turn out?

[Anonymous No.9538075]

>>9538068
Oh he's baiting. Nvm then. Just make a new general tbqhwyf, this one is ruined.

[Anonymous No.9538085]

>>9538075
He'll grow tired after a while.
Same kid was there yesterday, or before I can't be arsed to know what day it is.

[Anonymous No.9538088]

>>9538075
This was ruined the moment the " b but I quit drinking with no ill effect, how are you even an alcohol" people

crack another cider m8 the store closes soon, bettter get more? fucking kek

[Anonymous No.9538111]

>>9538085
I am in here on a daily basis. I will never grow tired or treating you brainlets like shit. your view on the world is just amuse

[Anonymous No.9538123]

>>9538111
You realise the same can be said against you, right?
Did you go through withdrawals many times?

[Anonymous No.9538155]

>>9538123
I never claimed to have not gone through withdrawal but you like to make it a thing. You drink cider too m8? fucking kekles hurt

[Anonymous No.9538161]

derp

[Anonymous No.9538174]

>>9538155
What I was saying is that you're a "brainlet and your view on the world is just amuse".
And that you might have brain damage from withdrawing too much.

>>9538161
Scales are not supposed to be rusty... Also I think all the crap of the sides on the pan might prevent it from moving freely.
There are good cheap ones on Amazon.

[Anonymous No.9538224]

>>9538174
>rust
>implying that is my only scale

tell me more about rust on a scale. you are proving to be a brainlet

[Anonymous No.9538253]

fell face first onto pavement and smashed my teeth 3 months ago because i was so drunk. the pain is fucking indescribable. it's only getting worse everyday i've never felt pain even 1% as bad as this. getting drunk af doesn't even dull it. gonna start shooting up heroin or blow my brains out.

[Anonymous No.9538269]

>>9538015
I don't know about 100 proof, but calvados is close.

Also
>arguing over who is more worthy of being called an alcoholic
really?

[Anonymous No.9538286]

>>9538253
Have you considered using your designated heroin money to see a dentist?

[Anonymous No.9538299]

>>9538286
yes and it didn't help. she gave me root canals and it hurts more now wtf

[Anonymous No.9538313]

>>9538299
She butchered her job. It's supposed to be impossible to hurt if you remove all the nerves, if it's painful it means she left some.
Go back and complain. There should be some kind of assurance after these jobs.

Bad dentists are the worst.

[Anonymous No.9538316]

13 days off booze. Have had an intense craving for crack for the last 3. Why can't I just fuck off and leave me alone?

[Anonymous No.9538318]

>>9538161
dumb drugposter

[Anonymous No.9538328]

>>9538318
>alcohol is not a drug
keep it up, you are amazinlgy smrt

[Anonymous No.9538343]

>>9538328
i didn't say that

[Anonymous No.9538346]

>>9538299
I've been to the dentist three times in 25 years. I hate them so much that I brush my teeth like 6 times a day. If I try to go sober I throw up all over everything and panic. If I go drunk, they won't treat me.
There has to be some DIY guide for dentistry online. I hear for example that injecting your gum with cocaine will completely numb half your face for long enough that you can pull a tooth. There must be the appropriate tools for sale online.
Teeth are retarded. Why the fuck do we need feeling in our teeth at all ffs, let alone so many nerves that people are suicidal if 1 tooth is broken.

[Anonymous No.9538348]

>>9538313
i saw two different dentist and it still fucking kills. i've known both for a while they are good i trust them. i think i just fucked them up to bad might have fucked my gums or something don't know why else it would still hurt. i fell 5 feet and landed teeth first.

[Anonymous No.9538356]

>>9538348
>i fell 5 feet and landed teeth first
The mystery of why your teeth hurt may never be solved

[Anonymous No.9538367]

>>9538253
The fuck are you doing, go to the dentist and tell em they fucked your shit up. That's no way to live

[Anonymous No.9538380]

Had a dream that every time I opened my eyes, my eyelashes would hit the top if a grainy roof which would then brush dust and sand into my eyes. It hurt so much to keep them closed so I had to keep trying to keep them open for my tears to drain it all away but I could never keep them open long enough. Felt like the cycle continued for 10 minutes until there was too much shit in my eyes to even close them. Felt real as fuck. Need a drink

[Anonymous No.9538381]

>>9538316
Crack is delicious, I put it on my happy meals

[Anonymous No.9538392]

>>9534856
Tips on reducing red face?

[Anonymous No.9538396]

>>9538392
Wear foundation

[Anonymous No.9538415]

>>9538346
The reason you can't do DIY care for tooth issues is because if it becomes infected as a result, you are constantly swallowing that saliva which came in contact with the infection, and you will most certainly die a slow and agonizing death.

Don't be stupid, just find a low cost dentist that accepts payment plans. Mine even lets me pay as low as $5 a month.

[Anonymous No.9538426]

>>9538348
>might have fucked my gums or something
See a periodontist then. Even if it's not the periodontium he might be able to tell what's wrong, you clearly need someone else's medical point of view.

>>9538380
And I felt bad after being hyperrealistically mauled alive during a WD nightmare... Yours are quite torturous.

[Anonymous No.9538433]

>>9538396
Wouldnt that make the problems worse? Im a guy. All moisturizers fuck with my skin. I can play it of as allergies and shit if its for an occasion id use foundation for.

[Anonymous No.9538435]

Anyone seen the webm of the dude who gets held down by two dudes, one of whom is one-by-one, snapping each of his teeth in half using pliers? I imagine that sucked, and it sounded like a third world country, so presumably no dentists and no painkillers.
The fuck would someone realistically do in that situation? Is it a suicide sentence?

[Anonymous No.9538452]

>>9538392
Splash your face with very cold water. Tends to do the trick.

[Anonymous No.9538456]

>>9538343
>drug poster
> I didnt say that
choose one

[Anonymous No.9538475]

>>9538433
Foundation / Concealer

Their whole job is to hide everything except your flawless complexion

Let them do their job

[Anonymous No.9538482]

>>9538415
>The reason you can't do DIY care for tooth issues is because if it becomes infected as a result, you are constantly swallowing that saliva which came in contact with the infection, and you will most certainly die a slow and agonizing death.
Nerve roots are innervated from the brain, and communication is two ways along the trigeminal nerve. No one who understands trigeminal neuralgia would mess with delayed or improper dental procedures. That anon that has the phobia needs to see a normal doctor and get meds, not alcohol. Some dentists knock out patients with anesthesia routinely. How do you think insane people, dementia older people, autistic people get their teeth cleaned? Anesthesia, that's how. Twilight is all he'll need.
But, the real problem isn't saliva, but the blood supply is straight back to the heart. People with heart conditions used to take prophylactic antibiotics when having dental procedures for this reason. There are multiple studies on dental disease related to cardiac disease. Cardiac muscle infection is deadly, and inflammation orally is bad news.

[Anonymous No.9538490]

>>9538456
Well you are a drug poster.

[Anonymous No.9538503]

>>9538490
>you are a drug poster
find my other posts. I have drugs and love to talk about them but am not some hippo calling others drug poster while posting in a thread about a depressant

[Anonymous No.9538510]

>>9538482
Hospitals and emergency (or whatever you call it) have dentistry units. Living in a place with health care helps...

[Anonymous No.9538516]

Do you guys think expensive booze laws work?

I can't imagine being an alcoholic in Scandinavia.

[Anonymous No.9538545]

>>9538516
Partially. Prevention and available health care is more effective.

[Anonymous No.9538592]

>>9538516
droopy?

[Anonymous No.9538600]

>>9538592
Are you calling me a cartoon dog?

[Anonymous No.9538605]

>>9538452
I that so? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9538680]

>>9538516
I know that when I was in Toronto I didn't dare step foot in the state run liquor store. As much as I love drinking, I did not like the idea of giving money directly to the government.

[Anonymous No.9538737]

>>9538516
if by work you mean "generate more tax revenue" then yes, they work

[Anonymous No.9538754]

>>9538737
A litre of Smirnoff costs €43.504 (=$51.61) in Norway at their government alcohol monopoly.

I'd be broke halfway through a bender.

[Anonymous No.9538865]

>>9538680
Do you understand how it works?

you can spend you money at a liqour store or a local convience and the TAXES go to the government.

live in yur wold tone

[Anonymous No.9538870]

>>9538600
woof oof
ur moms a whore.touch my nose

[Anonymous No.9538910]

>>9538754
What the fuck dude I pay $19.99 for 1.75L, I would be FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.9538935]

>>9538910
That would be $90.32, sir. Oh and the stores are government owned and open between 10 in the morning and 6 in the evening and closed on sunday

[Anonymous No.9538948]

>>9538935
and people say norway has one of the best "qualities of life" yeah nah

At least I know how to distill my own booze now. Is that legal there?

[Anonymous No.9538954]

>>9538948
No, but I imagine it happens a lot.

[Anonymous No.9538978]

>>9538954
I can't imagine that map's much good. The laws vary by state in the US and I know that distilling is full on illegal in the UK without a license, but I guess that's not what it's portraying.

Some fun historic trivia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poit%C3%ADn

[Anonymous No.9538983]

>>9537549
>Not red lambrusco
Lmaoing @ ur life m8ey

[Anonymous No.9539005]

>>9538978
That's a general prohibition map, not home distilling. I just attached it because it's semi-related, it shows how some of the Nordic countries already pretty extreme anti-alcohol laws in the past.

[Anonymous No.9539106]

>>9539005
Yeah I figured. I've got nothing better desu

[Anonymous No.9539116]

>>9537768
Because he's Australian and alcohol content is measured in standard drinks here. A standard drink is equal to 10g of pure alcohol, as opposed to the "unit" which bongs use which is 8g of alcohol.
So it doesn't mean nothing at all, the conversion on a box of Dolce Rosso would be 51.25 units for $15. Or $0.29/unit.
Compare this to a 700mL bottle of the cheapest vodka you can find in this country which will run you about $27 for 21 standard drinks (26.25 units).
Or the cheapest beer/cider which will run you about $40 for a case of 24.
The only economical way to drink alcohol in Australia is cask wine because wine is the only alcohol not taxed beyond belief because the wine lobbies are powerful here.
>>9537549
I'd recommend switching to the Rose, it's the same price, and same alcohol content, but easier to drink and doesn't give me the shits nearly as bad the next day.

[Anonymous No.9539196]

11 days sober still. buddha was right when he said life is suffering. everything is boring and sad and there is nothing.

[Anonymous No.9539210]

>>9538680
you know the LCBO can get cheap deals on booze, then with taxes makes literally $3billion/yr that goes directly to hospitals, schools, roads, etc. I'd rather that then the money goes to fucking Diageo or inbev or some other european or japanese holding compan

[Anonymous No.9539297]

>>9539196
The good news is he had a cure as well

[Anonymous No.9539449]

>>9534856
3 days no drinking

back to my neurotic depersonalized self. ugh this is why i drink. i sleep like shit when i dont drink.

[Anonymous No.9539459]

>>9539449
basically the exact situation I'm in but I'm a day behind

[Anonymous No.9539465]

>drunk
>know I will feel like shit tomorrow
>considering another shot or beer
>maybe I should text my ex's gf and suggest a fuck session
>can I just die already?
>meme arrows
>whiskey

[Anonymous No.9539473]

>>9539459
how you hanging out? i got a new job thats gonna require me to dry out and for the last 6 months ive really started to feel the shit effects.

hard weekend binges turned into minor WD on monday so i would taper and then ramp back up on thursday. trying to get a good chunk of sobriety, but the anxiety and depersonalization is so bad i just shitpost and vidya till i cant keep my open when it comes time to sleep

[Anonymous No.9539476]

>>9539465
>ex's gf
Does this mean what I think it do

[Anonymous No.9539482]

>>9539476
I don't know what you think it do so I dunno.

[Anonymous No.9539488]

>>9539482
Are you
>a fgt texting your ex's gf
>a grill is texting your ex's gf

[Anonymous No.9539496]

>>9539488
I'm a faggot
My ex is a girl
My ex's gf is a girl
I've fucked them both
My ex is going out of town
I want to fuck my ex's gf again
She's probably not down and in fact probably hates me
I'm drunk enough to not care

[Anonymous No.9539498]

Did I mention I'm a faggot?

[Anonymous No.9539503]

>>9539496
Why are so many people in al/ck/ either unfaithful, massive sluts, or 13 year olds in 18+ year old (or not) bodies?

[Anonymous No.9539509]

30, drinking long into the night, hoping I had someone in my life that would make the drinking unnecessary.

Sounds pitiful, but it's the truth.

[Anonymous No.9539512]

>>9539503
I was never unfaithful
I'm not a slut
I can't really argue the last point since I'm a drunk 29 year old idiot who fucked up his life and is now trying to kill himself with alcohol. I'm sorry if that bothers you but not really. Mostly I just hope you fuck yourself in the ass with a piece of hot metal.

[Anonymous No.9539515]

>>9539512
>My ex is a girl
>My ex's gf is a girl
>I've fucked them both
Ergo, slut.

[Anonymous No.9539519]

Make me some money, $NAK. I'm tired of being a poor and lonely faggot.

[Anonymous No.9539520]

>>9534856
>drink 6days out of every week
>have anxiety so it helps
>never been an angry drunk
>never been a crying drunk

>>the last week every time I drink I start feeling sensitive, feel like I want to cry over misunderstandings etc

What's happening to me? This is the only thing that makes me feel okay and now that's not working

[Anonymous No.9539522]

>>9539512
Honestly I was the original response and was just genuinely confused by what you meant.
Good luck being a gay dude that fucks lesbians, it seems like everybody is a little confused.

[Anonymous No.9539527]

>>9539519
what app is that?

[Anonymous No.9539528]

>>9539515
>fucking 2 people in the space of 8 years is considered slutty
I may be a pathetic loser but I'm no slut.

[Anonymous No.9539530]

>>9539520
honeymoon phase is over, bud

[Anonymous No.9539532]

>>9539528
Well the way you said it made it seem like you either fucked them both at the same time (threesome or unfaithful), or went after the other very soon after.

[Anonymous No.9539533]

>>9539527

Robinhood. Free trading app. Jump on $NAK and just sit back. Expected partnership within Q4 that can see high returns.

[Anonymous No.9539536]

>>9539530
Dang...

[Anonymous No.9539537]

>>9539533
poorfag rn but starting a job soon that will give me some dispensable income. thanks for the tip anon

[Anonymous No.9539541]

>>9539532
Yah I suppose some context is lost in translation but that pretty much sums it up (the threesome part)
It's funny how everything can just blow the fuck apart and it be entirely your fault.
I really hope a bus runs me over one of these days.

[Anonymous No.9539544]

Anyway, I'm going to take one more shot, deal with the shakes tomorrow and wish you all a good night. Even the sober and shitposting anons.

[Anonymous No.9539547]

>>9539544
goodnight anon. Hope tmrw goes welll

[Anonymous No.9539550]

got fucked up cause i wanna die

gonna miss class again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.9539552]

>>9537088
good news (You) and al/ck/ senpai, i got the job! i start friday. the interview lasted 10 minutes tops, and thank god because i am sweating like fuck in this florida weather

bought the last sixer i'll be able to afford for a while to celebrate. pic related. not my favorite, but it's the best i can do at a gas station around these parts. drinking to my heart's content (as far as this sixer goes) tonight

>>9538348
i feel awful for you, man. i know what nerve pain feels like if that's where you're at. please seek medical help as necessary, it sounds awful

[Anonymous No.9539556]

>>9539537

Here's some DD to get you started.
https://www.docdroid.net/zyTqPkf/northern-dynasty-minerals-limited-cantor-fitzgerald.pdf
Consortium partnership is expected for 50% of the company between $1.5b-$3.5b, giving a PPS of between $5-$11.6 from current price of $2.04, or returns of 245%-568%... or a estimated buyout price of $18.5,a return of 906%.

At those levels, if you invest $1000 you can see a return of

245% - $3450
568% - $6680
906% - $10,060

[Anonymous No.9539559]

>>9539550
i was there at one point. i didn't do well for myself, i'm not gonna try to egg you on to go to class anxious and with the shakes. drink happy, put on some music or videos/shows you like, and get some gatorade in the morning

[Anonymous No.9539560]

>>9539556
thanks anon!

[Anonymous No.9539736]

14 days, no booze. I FUCKING LOVE weed.
Do I continue down this path and risk prison because the UKs drug policies are written by an ADHD 6yo who's throwing a tantrum, or do I warn good boy points for kicking this satanic herb, and instead go to prison for drunk/disorderly/rapey?
God dammit, fuck the UK. I'd be cured, today, if I could just grow weed. I'd never drink again. This is my life ffs. I'm starting to think I should make national news by putting this issue right in politicians' faces in a way they can't ignore.

[Anonymous No.9539756]

>>9539520
I have bad news : alcohol doesn't help with anxiety. Alcoholism worsen it a lot.

>>9539541
I hope you quit and have more fun in the bedroom.

>>9539736
>putting this issue right in politicians' faces in a way they can't ignore
You have to stay able to give interviews. If you do the suicide-terrorism route or similar, nobody will get the message, and/or will hate it along with you.

[Anonymous No.9539759]

It's over for me guys. Last night after a binge I laid down for sleep when I felt a pop in my head. It was so severe that I actually heard it as well as felt it. I laid there waiting for something serious to happen but I was fucked up and just felt warm from the alcohol. The pop was on the right side of my head near the back, felt like something burst suddenly in my brain(though I guess if it was that bad I wouldn't be typing right now(

TOday I can feul a burning sensation in the inside of my stuff where I felt the pop. I have suffered headaches ever since I started drinking heavily (2 years ago) and had two MRIscans since then, both came back ok. Anyone experience something like this before or heard it happening to someone else who was a heavy drinker? thanks for hearing me ramble shit is fucked and not feeling so good.

[Anonymous No.9539783]

>>9539759
I'd guess it's nothing desu. Audible brain explosions sound rather hardcore. Maybe it was one of your ears popping?
I have, uh, I forget how many, but numerous irreparable lesions (holes) in my brain because of booze. Losing my eyesight n' stuff. Never heard my head detonate.

[Anonymous No.9539845]

My finer brehs. I've got a bottle of Blue Label opened in my room, and it's got a cork seal. Is this an effective way of keeping it? Or is the cork not good for storing?

[Anonymous No.9539994]

>>9539845
so long as the cork doesn't dry out you're probably good

[Anonymous No.9540083]

how do i drink Tsipouro like a patrician? got gifted two bottles of it and ive tried taking straight shots at room temperature and chilled but to be honest its not that amazing and doesnt even get me drunk properly either. am i supposed to mix this with something? water? help me out here.

[chop No.9540095]

>>9537823
It might be a mild ulcer that will never get worse. It might be one that does get worse.
Or, since you're a heavy drinker, it might be varices on the inside of your esophagus. Those will get worse and dying from them is neither pleasant nor pretty.
I've had the displeasure of watching someone die for a large one bursting. It's basically the pea soup scene from the Exorcist except with blood.
Please see a doctor about it. He sees drinkers every day and he has long since stopped judging if that worried you.

[Anonymous No.9540110]

>half a bottle of rum deep
>work called
>required to go in today, in the next hour
What do I do

[Anonymous No.9540115]

>>9536925
I have this comic called 'Paying For It' by Chester Brown about his experiences seeing prostitutes. At a certain point he starts seeing this one woman almost exclusively, and he talks about there being a connection, and it almost seeming like a relationship (which it is. a professional relationshiop but still a relationship). I'm sure it's common for johns and prostitutes to get comfortable with each other and form a sort of bond when they see eachother often.

towards the end of the book Chester's been seeing this one woman for a few years, it's kinda of sweet actually.

[Anonymous No.9540135]

>>9537549
Cheap cask shiraz every night checking in

[Anonymous No.9540149]

>>9540095
Not that anon but I have those varices. I'm 95 percent sure one burst in january. I was sick as fuck and then proceeded to projectile vomit what looked like blood a few times. I'm going in for an endoscopy to see if I have any again next month so they can band them up.

[Anonymous No.9540174]

>>9539449
I'm on day 3 as well.

The Fear almost gone and the Great Boredom is coming.

[Anonymous No.9540399]

>>9540174
boredom is the worst part and is the main reason why I always return to drinking

[Anonymous No.9540484]

>>9540399
Same. I try to keep myself at a steady bottle of wine / 4-6 beers a night but occasionally fall off the wagon and that turns into a bottle of whiskey a night. Then once it starts effecting my day to day life and making me feel like shit all the time I stop completely for a couple of weeks. Then it is back to the usual beers / wine and everything is ok.

[Anonymous No.9540489]

>>9540110
If it was your day off then tell them you are at a family thing and have had a few drinks, no can do.

[Anonymous No.9540497]

>>9540484
my dad does the same system and it works pretty well for him, especially because he typically cleans up his life during the sober weeks. he has a liver like a non-alcoholic as well.

[Anonymous No.9540635]

About to leave, may get kicked out of program for not calling in yesterday. Already got a doc appointment booked or tomorrow so parole can't say shit. wish me luck or wish I go back to prison. im not picky

[Anonymous No.9540692]

Stayed 3 weeks sober today for the first time in 2 years, but also started drinking again today. Why

[Anonymous No.9540700]

>>9537549
>>9537556
Not very accurate due to regional differences, but this chart is pretty interesting

Personally the cheapest alcohol I could get near me is the 42oz 8.1% ABV Steel Reserves for $1.99 each

[Anonymous No.9540764]

Almost 4 days sober and just had my first solid shit . In healing up boys. Think I got the last of the fear last night.

[Anonymous No.9540767]

>>9540764
man that fear is unreal
there is literally no way to explain it to someone who hasn't gone through it

[Anonymous No.9540771]

What is your favorite binge food to accompany your drinking?

I personally love the simple mcdouble. Ill eat like 4 of them at a time while getting shitted on rum.

[Anonymous No.9540784]

>>9540767
It really is impossible to explain. It feels like I could just drop dead at any given moment. plus sometimes it just gets insane.

I remember after one particularly rough weekend I was recovering with some lunch beers and i was freaking out ofause I realized I dodnt recognize some of the creases on my hands. It was so stupid and irrational .

Now I can't even drink 4 or 5 beers because ill get an inkling of the fear the next day. I guess that's alcoholism.

I

[Anonymous No.9540850]

>>9540764
Day 14 here. I'm not used to eating so much. Last few days I've been eating tonnes of nuts, seeds sand hot chilles. This morning I gave birth to a 4-day turd buildup. 15 inches wide, 30 feet long, heavily studded with broken seed/nut shards and about 2 million on the Scoville scale.

[Anonymous No.9540939]

I lost my job after the company got bought. I've been sitting on my ass doing absolutely nothing but drinking and sleeping for almost 4 weeks now. It's even gotten to the point where my roommates, who are also alcoholics had an intervention for me. Even the roomie who smokes about 6 bowls of weed and takes 6 dabs after that told me I need to slow down.

Fuck, I just want to go back to working with the people I liked and drinking after work and playing video games. Hell, I haven't played a vidya game since April and that used to be almost all I did for fun.

[Anonymous No.9540947]

>>9540850
>15 inches wide
That's bigger than a fucking baby. The length i can believe, but not that diameter.

[Anonymous No.9540948]

>>9536053
This.
Doctor's truly do not give a shit if you are alcoholic. They will attempt to help you, it's just what they do.

[Anonymous No.9540976]

I drank really cheaply and heavily in college and now anything except hard liquor and basic light beer makes my innards churn. Is this normal?

[Anonymous No.9541008]

>>9537972
No reason to be this gay in here.
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9541154]

>>9535189>>9534856
alcohole have alot of calories.
Bottle of whiskey is like 1500 Kcal as an example
Drink kcal
1 Beer (5,6% ) 40 cl 186
1 glass, Red Wine (12% ) 15 cl 108
1 glass, White wine (12% ) 15 cl 101
1 glass, gin & tonic (40% ) 4 cl 150
1 glass, cosmopolitan (40% ) 4 cl 120
1 glass, punsch (26% ) 4 cl 98
1 glass, whisky (40% ) 4 cl 89

[Anonymous No.9541163]

>>9535056
2 weeks then it will be easier

[Anonymous No.9541178]

>>9535264
Sweden here.
I do not agree with you. ILLEGALS are a problem for any country.
What I agree with is to keep it to "food" talk

[Anonymous No.9541208]

>>9539297
>this

[Anonymous No.9541221]

>>9539297
Hardly. You have to be alert, concentrating and worrying all the time nowadays unless you want to starve to death on the street. I can't say I have much faith that what worked for a prince thousands of years ago, when it was normal to have fuck all to do and to just live off the land, would work in 2017 England.

[Anonymous No.9541296]

>>9541221
>life in contemporary England is harder than in ancient India

Kek. There are plenty of Buddhist monasteries you can join even in England itself and in the meanwhile you can go on the dole and have more enough money for food and shelter.

By the time Gautama came up with his system he wasn’t royalty, he was a homeless beggar living on peasant scraps and wearing the rags of the dead.

[Anonymous No.9541351]

>>9541296
>monasteries in U.K.
Bunch of middle class poofters, whose routine seems to be to sit on the floor for 3 days, then pretend that the experience has changed their lives, before losing their shit the moment they're back home. If I could just exist, take only what few resources I need and live off a food-rich, unspoiled environment like that of Tibet thousands of years ago, never have to work, not have a trillion bills and debts then I'd be pretty chilled too. In the UK I'd be on cctv/drone-cam 24/7, I'd be shot by land owners for picking an apple, then arrested for putting up so much as tent without permission, put on the sex offender's register for taking a piss, and murdered by /pol/ for not being aggressive enough. It's massively harder to be a penniless dropout in the uk now, than it was when siddhartha was mooching around. Nowadays he'd be drinking frosty jacks, sat outside a job centre crying.

[Anonymous No.9541407]

>>9540939
I did the same for alnoat 2 months but it was mostly by myself and when the gf came home she normally couldn't tell I was drunk. I know that feeling man. Reapplying for jobs is the ducking worse. Try and taper if you can. Job loss turned my slight over drinking issue into alcoholism pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.9541441]

>>9541351
Then become a monastic in Asia for life and have your food and shelter taken care of if you can’t be around middle class Westeners because of your pretentious hangups.

You’re just making excuses. Buddhism doesn’t require some back to nature pristine vacation.

[Anonymous No.9541504]

How bad is abdominal pain after a week of daily drinken? (just beer no hard stuff) It goes away after one or two days of not drinking so it can't be that bad right?

I don't want to end up like that guy >>9537784

[Anonymous No.9541677]

>>9534856
In the country where I live (Norway), the state has a monopoly on alchohol witch makes it pretty expensive.

One liter of the cheapest vodka costs 50 dollars, so if you were to drink a liter a day it would cost you 18250 dollars every year. Keep in mind that the avrage annual salary in 2016 in Norway was 66384 dollars.

What do you think about this system? Do you think it is a good thing? would it help you?

[Anonymous No.9541691]

>>9534965
how do you know this isen't a dream

[Anonymous No.9541747]

>>9540947
If a 30 foot turd seems doable to you then I wanna party with you, no homo

[Anonymous No.9541760]

Bought some blackberry brandy. Seemed interesting. Nearly got some cooking sherry because it was so dirt cheap.

[Anonymous No.9541786]

NUOVO

>>9541785
>>9541785
>>9541785
>>9541785
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[Anonymous No.9541816]

oh man it's cosy to be sober. Or, well, not drunk, at least. Heartburn is finally gone, what relief. I was already practically dissolving from heartburn just before I quit, but for the last few days of drinking, omg. It was absolute torture. The shop had run out of plain vodka and only had citrus flavoured left. The second that citric acid and vodka hit my body and combined with the 900 gallons of stomach acid, I knew I was in for a fun ride.

[Anonymous No.9541980]

>add someone from /v/ on steam
>this happens

[Anonymous No.9542459]

>>9536761
>toblerone