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Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:45:14 2017 No.9533496 [Reply] [Original]

Quick someone make my grocery list for two weeks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:46:21 2017 No.9533503 1. avocado water

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:47:52 2017 No.9533513 >>9533503 thats not going to last me two weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:50:10 2017 No.9533525 >>9533496 >lentils >broth

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:51:40 2017 No.9533531 >>9533513 That's the point. Why would we want to help someone so inept that they can't make their own grocery list?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:52:15 2017 No.9533540 >>9533531 why not? its not like you are doing anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:54:27 2017 No.9533550 >>9533496 7 limes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:54:48 2017 No.9533553 >beans >Rice >Cocaine >Glenlivet 12 year scotch

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:57:06 2017 No.9533563 Pastasciutta Burro Pane Olio Sale Pepe Acqua Pesce Bistecche Riso Minestra Cereali Orzo Tergicristalli

Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:57:27 2017 No.9533564

>>9533540
>why not?
Because I desire to punish you for being unable and/or unwilling to do something so basic.

Plus, I have no idea where you live or what kinds of cooking skills you have therefore even if I wanted to help I wouldn't be able to do a good job helping even if I wanted to.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:57:51 2017 No.9533567 >>9533496 bag of onions can of tomatoes can of beans box of pasta cheese (e.g. feta, ricotta) peppers greens (e.g. spinach, kale) milk eggs bag of flour chicken thighs butter oil garlic chile ginger scallions

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 15:58:33 2017 No.9533570 >>9533564 >Plus, I have no idea where you live or what kinds of cooking skills Why would this matter? Just post a grocery list you'd do for someone or yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:01:55 2017 No.9533587 >>9533496 5L of Vla

Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:02:02 2017 No.9533589

>>9533496
1.Haberno-Bacon-Ranch chicken Poptart pies
2.Angry-Spiced Vanilla Latte Tacos
3. Extra puffed millet organic breakfast cereal green tea energy bars
4. Bolivian cocaine-frosted corn flakes
5. 16 cans of wintergreen snuff
6. 3 cases of totinos pizza rolls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:03:18 2017 No.9533596 >>9533496 >condoms >a cucumber

Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:06:12 2017 No.9533606
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>>9533570
>Why would this matter?
I would be kind of dumb for me to tell you to go buy Akitakomachi rice, mirin, konbu, and katsuobushi if you live in middle America. Likewise it would be stupid for me to tell you to buy hot dogs and BBQ sauce if you live in Japan. Those ingredients wouldn't be easily found in the wrong location, or if they are they will be retardedly expensive.

As for cooking skill: What if I told you to buy nothing but pic related, but you have no idea how to cook from scratch? Can you see the obvious problem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:06:49 2017 No.9533613 >>9533496 1. Maruchan Beef Flavor Ramen Noodle Soup - 12 PK 2. Maruchan Beef Flavor Ramen Noodle Soup - 12 PK

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:07:17 2017 No.9533616 >>9533606 Go ahead no one is stopping you.

Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:12:08 2017 No.9533643

>>9533616
I'm stopping myself since:
1) I have no idea if the list would be appropriate or not. Why waste effort on something you have no idea would be useful or not?

and, as I already stated.
2) I have an active desire NOT to help someone who asks such an inane question. (Especially when they don't provide any information to help me make an appropriate recommendation).

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:12:46 2017 No.9533645 >>9533643 Your life is filled with inane questions. Why stop now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:13:28 2017 No.9533648 >>9533643 >Especially when they don't provide any information to help me make an appropriate recommendation I just assumed it was Guy Fieri posting and so I gave him this list >>9533589

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:15:13 2017 No.9533656 >>9533645 >Why stop now? I just explained why. Can you not read? >>9533648 Sure you did bro. You just posted dumb stuff you thought was funny. It wasn't even a "grocery list"; it was a list of dishes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:18:00 2017 No.9533677 >>9533496 >Quick someone make my grocery list for two weeks! 14 bags of Soylent and 24L of water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:18:53 2017 No.9533681 >>9533656 No, you didn't explain why other inane question are more important. I highly doubt this inane question is any more important then your other worthless inane questions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:19:36 2017 No.9533690 freshly imported horse semen

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:19:45 2017 No.9533692 >>9533656 >You just posted dumb stuff you thought was funny. It wasn't even a "grocery list"; it was a list of dishes. How can anyone be this stupid?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:21:02 2017 No.9533699 >>9533681 >then your other worthless inane questions. And what would those be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:23:29 2017 No.9533708 >>9533656 >5. 16 cans of wintergreen snuff >"dish"

Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:24:03 2017 No.9533710

>>9533692
>How can anyone be this stupid?
That's what I was wondering. But apparently some people think that sort of thing is funny rather than stupid.

In case you're a sperg who meant your post literally:
>Haberno-Bacon-Ranch chicken Poptart pies
That's a finished dish.
Anon asked for a grocery list. The grocery list for that dish would be something like:
Habaneros, bacon, chicken meat, flour and butter for making pastry, and so on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:24:57 2017 No.9533714 >>9533496 donkey sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:24:59 2017 No.9533715 >>9533710 I'm calling you a fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:27:06 2017 No.9533729 >>9533710 what if you added "frozen" at the beginning? then it's a grocery market freezer item. :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:27:24 2017 No.9533731 >>9533708 That makes as much sense as a "Dish" as the other crap he mentioned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 16:29:56 2017 No.9533744 >>9533677 Soy lent should only be consumed from feb 14 to march 29

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 17:03:05 2017 No.9533846 >>9533744 >only be consumed from feb 14 to march 29 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 17:03:42 2017 No.9533850 >>9533496 Milk, flour, vitamins

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 18:24:09 2017 No.9534112 >>9533496 steel reserve and jack's frozen pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 19:46:47 2017 No.9534419 >>9534112 prefect

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 20:41:43 2017 No.9534601 File: 193 KB, 1000x1500, 1484079471423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Never gone grocery shopping for anything but snacks and booze >Cant cook for shit >Moving out friday God I am so beyond fucked

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 20:51:59 2017 No.9534641 >>9533496 asparagus water

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 22:26:22 2017 No.9534978 >>9533496 2 heads red cabbage 5 lb bag potatoes 2 lb bag onions 4 heads garlic chicken boullion

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 22:27:26 2017 No.9534980 >>9533589 >wintergreen snuff my man, the best readily available dip flavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 22:32:21 2017 No.9534987 14 servings of meat 14 servings of vegetables 14 servings of grains garlic onions tomatoes

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 22:36:34 2017 No.9534993 File: 35 KB, 370x388, 1507162732970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9533550 i understood this reference

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 23:32:28 2017 No.9535158 File: 408 KB, 404x404, fieri_ejects_a_parasite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9533496 >not posting the webm version c'mon now

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 23:33:09 2017 No.9535163 File: 98 KB, 960x794, 1486061106006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9535158 awww

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 23:36:59 2017 No.9535182 >>9533496 sardines, pepperjack cheese, and coconut water

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 01:14:39 2017 No.9535483 >>9533690 where does one buy horse semen

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 02:16:49 2017 No.9535611 >>9533496 Dried beans Rice Canned tamales

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 02:19:38 2017 No.9535623 two number 9s a number 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda

Anonymous Wed Oct 11 02:22:59 2017 No.9535628
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>>9533496
Weaponized Autism: My grocery list template with my main grocery items sorted in the order that they come up when going up and down the aisles, right to left. I print a copy every week and put numbers on the line next to what I need. Get on my level.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 02:26:12 2017 No.9535634 14 servings of oats 14 tins of sardines 14 steaks

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 02:49:38 2017 No.9535670 >>9535628 I can understand that you don't like nut crunch but that doesn't mean you have to ruin it for everyone else

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 04:40:17 2017 No.9535929 >>9535483 At the horse semen store.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 05:15:52 2017 No.9535979 >>9535670 HAha, that's pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 05:27:49 2017 No.9535999 >>9533496 2 bags of rice

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 05:45:31 2017 No.9536015 >>9533496 beretta 9 mm one (1) bullet bone appatight

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 05:54:34 2017 No.9536025 File: 250 KB, 399x441, burns.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9535628 pls post full list this shit inspires me

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 11 08:46:25 2017 No.9536308 >>9536025 Here's the printable list, and the initial aisle list. https://mega.nz/#!ZdozkaTT!JMkIcim0-KAy62Q0iqTxaRg8VU72rXvhmk31WaHCbzQ

Anonymous Wed Oct 11 08:55:05 2017 No.9536322
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>>9536025
I can't a good full screen shot without the text being unreadable. Here's the printable list, and the initial aisle list.
https://mega.nz/#!ZdozkaTT!JMkIcim0-KAy62Q0iqTxaRg8VU72rXvhmk31WaHCbzQ

Oh, by the way, the yellow highlights are for stuff I can get at Costco for cheaper if it can wait.

Anonymous Wed Oct 11 09:12:47 2017 No.9536358

>>9533496
Celery
Onion
Carrots
5 lb rice
1 lb pinto beans
1 lb Navy beans
5 lb all purpose flour
Butter
Milk
Buttermilk
1 lb Bacon
1 lb Sausage
10 lb chicken leg quarters
5 lb fresh boneless chicken breasts
5 lb ground beef or 2 chuck roasts
1 lb each spaghetti, Macaroni, Rootini, and small shell pasta
Peanut butter
Fruit Preserves
Bread
Corn Tortillas
3 lb apples
3 lb oranges
4 cans of diced tomatoes
4 cans Tomato paste
2 dozen eggs
Coffee
Tea
4 lb sugar
Olive oil
Vegetable oil
Soy Sauce

and if you don't know how to cook

chicken tendies
and a big bottle of ranch dressing

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