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IM BYAAAAAAACK!!

https://youtu.be/2cSkh9qEN3o

>> No.9523243

>>9523242
he needs to wash his face

>> No.9523244
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>>9523243

>> No.9523245

>>9523243
he needs to drop dead

>> No.9523246

>>9523242
Who will portray him in the inevitable biopic?

>> No.9523247
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>> No.9523248

>>9523242
What I never understood is how without fail there are always hundreds if not thousands of dislikes on any one of his videos. Do these people obsessively monitor his channel simply to add one more dislike whenever he uploads?

>> No.9523249
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>>9523248
His videos are extremely repulsive.

>> No.9523250
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How do we save Joey?

>> No.9523251

>>9523249
Don't get me wrong, I do agree with you, but the sheer amount of dislikes suggests that many people are going out of their way to watch him, or at the very least click on his videos to dislike them.

>> No.9523252

Are Americans really this fat? How does a person get to this weight?

>> No.9523253
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>>9523250
we don't

>> No.9523254

>>9523252
They don't work, sit on their ass all day, and vote for trump.

>> No.9523255
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>>9523253
Fucking kek

>> No.9523256
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Reviewbrah is losing his steam. Concretely his views went from an average of 170K to an average of 70K, since he sunk into depression after the demonetization of his videos.

https://youtu.be/ppcYoem3URo?t=259
He was on the verge of tears in this video. People don't want to watch that.

This is good for Joey on the market. Companies still support him since his reviews lack any critical thinking. On the other hand John was a problem for them, as he warned hundreds of thousands of bad newly released items.
https://youtu.be/3xCe0SXyrhc

>> No.9523257

>>9523248
yeah, why does this guy always get dislikes but that disgustingly fat gamer shit boogie get lauded by everyone

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>>9523251
Most of his followers are trolls who leave sexual comments on his videos. Everyone watches him just for the shock value.

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>>9523242
essential joeykino:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NUT0eta7jXA

>> No.9523260

>>9523250
Fucking gross. How hard is it to drink a soda without spilling it all over yourself? I've done it once in my life.

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>>9523254
pic related, a notorious trump supporter

>> No.9523262

>>9523259
>I can taste the intestines

I just threw up Jesus Christ what the fuck

>> No.9523263

>>9523242
He's what I imagine the average burger looks like.

>> No.9523264

>>9523261
https://youtu.be/X0P6uKCO38c

How is this allowed?

>> No.9523265

>>9523259
jesus christ

>> No.9523266

>>9523264
I feel bad for his fans with a fetish for him getting bigger since he's actually making an effort (read: resorting to surgery) to lose weight.

I was expecting to see him on my 800 lb life someday.

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>>9523260
He’s quite a messy eater.

>> No.9523268

seriously, who the fuck is this guy? how is it on youtube?

>> No.9523269

>>9523267
fucking gross, my dog rolls around in the mud and comes home cleaner

>> No.9523270

>>9523242
When the fuck will he die?

>> No.9523271
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Question to americans: how is this charred thing not a disaster for your health?

>> No.9523272

>>9523271
We Americans have evolved to be able to handle all kinds of junk. The problem is we've only built up an ability to handle so much, most become greedy and gorge themselves on junk.

>> No.9523273

>>9523270

soon I hope

>> No.9523274

>>9523259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09N1JSUwyw

2:07

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>>9523268
He’s a popular food reviewer who eats with no manners and has severe psychological issues. How he’s allowed on YouTube I have no idea especially after this video.

https://youtu.be/33D2TeVyXlA

>> No.9523276

>>9523274
ARORF

PLUGHUSAHSF

NEHEH

GIMME

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>>9523272
Americans have evolved to be obese.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0gGxD4_4a8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeiQgnjI7Q
Watch every second of it, you sick fucks.

>> No.9523279

>>9523277
Arby's is the worst fast food joint. Irredeemable tier.

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Here's some underrated joey-kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL8V4ETVSsw

>> No.9523281

>>9523275
That video has to be the worst.

>> No.9523282
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>>9523278
I know it's cliche but I don't know how I could explain if someone walked into my room while I was playing these, especially when he gets all ASMR

>> No.9523283

>>9523281
Why do you think he deleted? You know it’s bad when Joey deletes his own videos.

>> No.9523284

>>9523281
He does all of it for cheap shock value but I still can't help cringing at this kind of shit. The moaning makes me wanna take a railroad spike through the head.

He's fucking a sandwich.

>> No.9523285

>>9523271
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

>> No.9523286

>>9523281
>>9523275
I can just imagine him eating out some fat greasy pussy and slurping up all the jolly ranchers and mystery discharge and moaning

>> No.9523287

Are these people homeless?

>> No.9523288

>meanwhile reviewbrah is demonetized

>> No.9523289

>>9523287
No. They're on welfare. Being too fat to work is actually a disability in America.

>> No.9523290

>>9523289
But why do they film their shit in a card?

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>>9523275
>>9523281
>>9523284
>>9523286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-iu8o5EObg&t=152s

And this one.
>I love moist things

>> No.9523292

>>9523290
They usually live off someone (like a family member) who definitely won't put up with this shit in their house.

>> No.9523293

>>9523286

why would you do that to yourself?

>> No.9523294

>>9523288
I don't follow him that much but he looked smart enough to not expect too much/to not be dependant on youtube system.

Before he hid the patreon money it was like 600 dollars (must be over 1k by now for sure). And didn't he state that youtube was a side job? Isn't he some kind of house caretaker? And I remember something else about business travels...

>> No.9523295

>>9523294
idk, he looks really frustrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppcYoem3URo

>> No.9523296

>>9523294
House caretakers don't make shit so youtube was probably a very welcomed addition to his income.

I've never followed him but why was he demonetized? He doesn't seem the type that deserves it.

>> No.9523297

>>9523275
>1:32

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.9523298

>>9523242
Joeysworldkino

>> No.9523299

>>9523248
yes, I unironically have always disliked every one of his videos when they comes up in my subscriptions, not sure why just a habit

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>>9523294
He's allegedly 20-22 years old. Pretty sure he does the house caretaker stuff. Not sure if he's done any college or not. If I have to guess, no. He probably does all kinds of odd jobs but is kind of rudderless, he shows his frustration a lot, even before adpocalypse.

I think he definitely lived with his parents not too long ago but he's been kicked out since. They probably want him to go to school or find a career.

>> No.9523301

>>9523256
why did reviewbrah's videos get demonitized?

>> No.9523302

>>9523275
>>9523291

Are you fucking serious?

I knew this guy was loathsome but this is more disturbing than any horror movie I've seen in the past twenty years

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>>9523300
pic related

At the very least, he's super eccentric and was either the cause of or the product of social alienation as a kid.

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>>9523295
This was to be expected. It's part of the takedown on the alt-right.

I'm not saying he's as radical as Anglin, but it's just that a "particular" crowd likes him, and (((they))) find that problematic. His situation is quite similar to Sam Hyde's. Hell he's even a victim of those he-was-killed/he's-the-killer pranks.

>> No.9523305

>>9523278

oh my god the naked taco video... he took his clothes off and played 70's porno music. How is this allowed? This man is clearly a mass murderer.

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>>9523304
No fucking way

>> No.9523307

>>9523304
Maybe he visits /pol/ to complain about trump and that's the state the world is in to him

Or he's commenting on the divisive nature of society

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>>9523305
How do I bulk like him bros? I can't fucking do it, it's just too much fucking food.

>> No.9523309

>>9523307
That Youtube post of his was from a couple years ago, I believe. Way before the election

>> No.9523310

>>9523308
Jesus this guy's an everyday Schwarzeneggar with those guns.

>> No.9523311

>>9523307
Possible. But personally I find it unlikely.

But it doesn't matter. Sargon of Akkad is hostile toward the alt-right. and still he was banned from all main social medias for just dialoguing (in an attempt to contradict/ridicule them) with alt-right people.

>> No.9523312

>>9523309
I was a really big /pol/ack back then before I grew up so it's interesting to think I could have interacted with him.

>> No.9523313

>>9523311
This is why you never apologize to SJWs. It just gives them a taste for blood. You will not be forgiven and your "crime" will not be forgotten, and they'll use you a a victory notch.

>> No.9523314

I just checked his earlier videos and he doesn't act like an annoying faggot that has a stroke every other second. I wonder when he had started to act so annoyingly.

>> No.9523315

>>9523242

oh my god the comments section

>> No.9523316

>>9523315
literally the only reason to click on his videos at this point

>> No.9523317

>>9523295
Did you watch the full video. He's fucked up from a family member being in the hospital.

>> No.9523318

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptox0DnOHFA

HE

MUST

BE

STOPPED

>> No.9523319

>>9523318
>2:50

>> No.9523320

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twnIEJdzzws

>> No.9523321

its fucking disgusting that /tv/ worships this fat disgusting freak when Townsends and Almazan's Kitchen exists

fucking kill yourselves

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>thread up for 2 hours

Mods = Gods or are they just sleeping?

>> No.9523323

HEY EVERYONEISJFOWJIESAKFOSFFOODRSFVEIWSSS AND I'M BYAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>> No.9523324

>>9523321

It's completely ironic worship, retard.

He's a horror show. It's like watching a car accident.

Just look at the comments sections of his videos.

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>>9523318
>you will never have burgers that big in your shitty eastern europe country

>> No.9523326

>>9523320
>banana and mayonnaise sandwich

okay he's just playing along with the joke now

>> No.9523327

>>9523325
They'll make their way over someday. Once upon a time you guys didn't even have McDonalds

>> No.9523328

>>9523325

Yeah but that burger has ham, roast beef, bacon turkey, fish, and chicken on it. All at the same time. I'd rather starve.

>> No.9523329

How many shootings and disasters has Reviewbrah died in?

>> No.9523330

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXwWLEcCHpo

He has a "throwup trough", like a true professional.

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>>9523321

>not watching true kino reviews

>> No.9523332

The Virgin Report of the Week
>wears suits and ties to try and impress audience
>takes small bites because he is self concious and doesn't want to gross people out
>constantly wiping mouth with napkin, paranoid about looking messy
>spends time before each video researching the food and preparing puns and bits of banter

The Chad's World Tour
>wears stained tshirt and sweatpants, doesn't give a shit what he wears because he knows his charm and charisma is what attracts viewers
>enjoys his food, not self conscious at all
>talks with his mouth full and lets grease run down his chin
>wings it, WOOO WOO WOO THIS IS SUPER GOOD

>> No.9523333

>>9523248

Couldn't it just be Youtube sticking his videos on their front page and people clicking it out of curiosity then disliking it

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>>9523242
>rich piana died but this guy and boogie live on


Well played, God.

>> No.9523338

>>9523243
I bet he smells like mustard and sharts

>> No.9523340

>>9523242
holy fuck they can move threads?

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>>9523331

>> No.9523371

>Joey thread almost at 100 posts during Australia's shit posting hours.

It is time to nuke Australia.

>> No.9523384

>>9523371
This thread was moved by the mods from /tv/ with about 90 posts to /ck/, this is totally normal for /tv/

>> No.9523394

>>9523245
this

>> No.9523397

>>9523250
There is nothing worth saving. Just watch him kill himself.

>> No.9523398

>>9523253
wait what

>> No.9523410

>>9523253
oh sorry, I didn't realize annoying a kid was a fucking federal offense

>> No.9523414

>>9523253
This can't be real.

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>>9523275