Uh... Guys... The Szechwan sauce IS. F****NG. BACK! at McDoland's. Anyone else going to try some?

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Anonymous Sat Oct 7 11:28:14 2017 No.9520012 [Reply] [Original]

Uh... Guys... The Szechwan sauce IS. F****NG. BACK! at McDoland's. Anyone else going to try some?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 11:29:28 2017 No.9520016 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:13:19 2017 No.9520173 What is it? Wait, on second thought I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:16:21 2017 No.9520178 >>9520012 No

>>	The REAL !JORDAN.riU Sat Oct 7 12:17:57 2017 No.9520181 I don't eat at McDonald's very often as it makes my tum-tum rumble. When I do go I usually get some McNuggets and I prefer to put my own hot sauce on those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:23:09 2017 No.9520195 no

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:26:50 2017 No.9520203 Dad brought me a happy meal with it once, can't remember the taste being anything special, so probably not.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:32:05 2017 No.9520209 File: 934 KB, 250x167, nugget flush.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Begone from this board.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:35:48 2017 No.9520217 File: 30 KB, 220x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520012 >Szechwan Retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:36:02 2017 No.9520219 >>9520181 hi jordan

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:37:09 2017 No.9520227 File: 2.40 MB, 250x188, 1475496257495.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New sauce at maccas makes people shill this hard for free

>>	The REAL !JORDAN.riU Sat Oct 7 12:37:56 2017 No.9520228 >>9520219 Hi

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:39:23 2017 No.9520237 >>9520012 Something so memorable that nobody remembered it until the meme of the month mentions it

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:44:24 2017 No.9520256

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:46:17 2017 No.9520264 File: 279 KB, 898x790, 1505668323638.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520217 Szechwan is the correct phonetic spelling. I am a Rick and Morty fan which makes me both correct and also smart.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:48:22 2017 No.9520272 >>9520264 >phonetic spelling >correct Retard Retard Retard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:50:36 2017 No.9520281 None available near me in a convenient distance. Are the buttermilk tendies any good?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:53:17 2017 No.9520289 >>9520012 Since when did McDonalds have szechwan sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 12:55:47 2017 No.9520295 >>9520281 No, they're pretty bland.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:06:13 2017 No.9520324 >>9520256 Where the fuck did this come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:09:24 2017 No.9520337 >>9520324 An Instagram post about how Rick and Morty is really smart (which it is).

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:10:51 2017 No.9520342 Link?

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:12:00 2017 No.9520348

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand upvote memes. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of marxist philosophy most of the jokes will go over a typical memer's head. There's also your average r/me_irl user's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The memers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these memes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who downvote upvote memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the existencial catchphrase of a line "Upvote in *x* or never *y* again," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as u/waterguy12's genius unfolds itself on their computer and phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a money cat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:13:54 2017 No.9520351 >>9520012 im in NoVa heading to a location rn, supposedly itll start selling at 2pm right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:16:26 2017 No.9520359 >>9520351 PICKLE RICK!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:17:16 2017 No.9520361 >>9520012 >>9520217 >>9520264 >Szechwan As someone who's studied chinese, the correct pinyin is sichuan (Sìchuān). Any other spelling is outdated and inaccurate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:21:55 2017 No.9520375 >>9520012 Who the fuck cares about this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:25:49 2017 No.9520389 File: 32 KB, 425x648, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520361 I go by the Bertolt Brecht spelling like every good Brechtian should.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:38:08 2017 No.9520421 >>9520361 Nobody gives a fuck chinky.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:41:37 2017 No.9520429 I want a nuggets with shazshawn sauce please

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:48:57 2017 No.9520448 File: 2.83 MB, 517x343, 1479687432907.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] unless it is the Best Szechwan Sauce You'll Ever Taste I am not interested in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:50:43 2017 No.9520456 >>9520389 Have a (you) for somehow bringing bertolt brecht into the equation

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:51:15 2017 No.9520457 I would have if it was easier to get. They made like 100 packets of it for their not really Nationwide release. Not interested in bullshit like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:52:14 2017 No.9520461 UPDATE, my location did not have the sauce and wont have it till midnight. finna kms

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:52:14 2017 No.9520462 >>9520012 >each location only has 20 packets >must order inside What a dumb way to alienate people and block sales. If they're out when I get there in 8 minutes I'm going to bk and never switching back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:56:09 2017 No.9520472 >>9520462 Fights will probably break out between people trying to steal the sauce from each other.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:05:05 2017 No.9520495 I don't care about the sauce but do you guys think the posters will be worth something? Otherwise I don't want to go out of my way to eat at fucking mcdonald's

>>	The REAL !JORDAN.riU Sat Oct 7 14:05:44 2017 No.9520499 Wait there is a midnight release for a sauce? Now I want it just because not sure if I can get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:06:31 2017 No.9520501 >muh szechawn half the rick and morty loving faggots who won't shut up about this were infants when it came out

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:08:02 2017 No.9520508 No because there are already 80 people lined up at the only McDonalds in my County that is getting any The packets are already going for $150-200 on ebay EACH

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:10:43 2017 No.9520515 >>9520472 I'm in one right now and honestly it's getting tense.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:11:57 2017 No.9520517 >>9520012 To be fair....

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:13:54 2017 No.9520520 >Limited release fucking dipping sauce Of all the retarded fucking things Ive heard in my life

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:16:17 2017 No.9520523 I feel like this whole thing is going to be a net loss for McDonnies

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:17:37 2017 No.9520527 >>9520462 Wait, so each store has 20? Legit? I'm in the middle of taking a shit and was gonna head over to one. Fuck. I'm in nyc though so there's a ton of locations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:17:37 2017 No.9520528 >>9520012 1.) It's only at mcdonald's in big cities and I'm a flyover so now. 2.) I don't really like the nuggets/tenders at Mcdonald's.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:18:41 2017 No.9520531 >>9520527 No, their select stores have 20. Not every store got some.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:19:05 2017 No.9520533 >>9520523 Fuck no. They have hordes of manchildren in the store that otherwise wouldn't be there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:21:34 2017 No.9520542 Im at a McDonald's right now waiting in line. There's only 40 sauces at specific locations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:22:29 2017 No.9520543 >>9520531 I have a lot of locations I can go to for the sauce is what I mean. 4 I can go to for the sauce that's close to me. But since you're saying there's only 20 packets I might not bother.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:23:31 2017 No.9520547 >>9520543 I'm going to run try to get one just to resell it on eBay honestly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:24:26 2017 No.9520550 >>9520543 Why do you even want the sauce? It's just gonna be sugar colored reddish brown

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:25:50 2017 No.9520554 >>9520550 you know that's the great thing about you guys, you just don't get it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:28:07 2017 No.9520558 >>9520554 Get what? It's a generic vaguely-Asian sweet sauce. Other than the already mentioned resell value, it's not fucking worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:29:04 2017 No.9520562 The closest location that has it is over an hours drive away, I want to try it, but that's just not worth it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:29:49 2017 No.9520566 >>9520550 That's like saying why would anyone want anything that's not food, water or shelter. Cmon now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:31:41 2017 No.9520575 >>9520543 I live two doors from one that was listed as a location and they said they never had it at all. Either someone's lying and making bank or someone fucked up. God speed, anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:32:40 2017 No.9520578 I just got like 50 packets and already sold 5 of them on ebay for 40 bucks each. I'm gonna go higher now. It does taste ok though. It's an interesting taste, I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:35:29 2017 No.9520591 >>9520578 you paid 40 bucks to taste a reddit memes flavor? i hope you're dumb or lying

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:38:29 2017 No.9520604 >>9520591 Dude, you have no reading comprehension.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:40:35 2017 No.9520612 >>9520604 no no no, i'm a very good reader. if you've tasted this sauce, that means you've opened a packet of sauce, which means instead of selling that pack for 40 dollars or more, you chose to eat it. which is patently absurd

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:41:55 2017 No.9520614 >>9520612 you forgot to count the time he spent driving to get the sauce which he could have spent working, so add another 5 or 6 bones on that pile

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:49:50 2017 No.9520630

>>9520614

it's totally worth it if he even sells one. that's 2000 dollars worth of szechuan sauce he got.

but i still don't understand eating one. you'd have to be wealthy to consider 40 dollars for a low tier sauce to be a good idea, or you'd have to be passionate about rick and morty.

or none of this happened because i mean everyone has a phone and he could just post a picture of his saucepile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:52:36 2017 No.9520640 >>9520612 >>9520630 Anon didn't spend forty dollars on anything, you mongs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:56:06 2017 No.9520647 god doesn't exists morty! burp hehehe

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:59:40 2017 No.9520652

>>9520640
he allocating his resources in such a way that he willingly traded a potential 40 dollar sale for a taste of meme sauce. There is a hyper jewish sickness people get into where they view everything in their life as an opportunity costs, but while annoying and irritating it isn't an inaccurate view.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:02:16 2017 No.9520662

>>9520256
To be quite frank, one does need to have a rather significant amount of intellect to comprehend Richard & Mortimer. Why, just yesterday I attempted to show my cousin (who has just entered his seventh year) the episode where the titular character, Rick, turns himself into a pickled cucumber. He laughed at the mere thought of a man become fermented vegetable, but I sat there watching, lamenting the deeper message: the death of intellectual pursuit, the desensitization to societal filth, muck, and mire, and the shameless abandonment of psychological understanding.

At the end my cousin turned to me and proclaimed, "I am the scientist that was once named Rick, but I have now become a pickled cucumber. Look at me, I am pickled Rick!", and I could not help but smile, not that the line he had just recited was humorous, but at the realization that this, in front of my very eyes, was the sum of what the episode had just warned against.

I cannot blame my cousin just as much as a man cannot blame a dog for consuming its own bile. It merely does not know any better, and what could be said about a man who judges things he does not have merit to judge?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:06:42 2017 No.9520675 >>9520501 Be real, they probably weren’t born yet. Most of the fans are probably 13-14.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:10:26 2017 No.9520683 >>9520640 you are a sub-100 IQ fucking downie idiot if you don't realize that by eating something that you can sell for 40 dollars, you've paid 40 dollars to eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:11:58 2017 No.9520687 >>9520683 >spend $3 buying food and sauce >eat sauce >this somehow cost $40 Are you missing a chromosome?

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:12:30 2017 No.9520688

>>9520652

> There is a hyper jewish sickness people get into where they view everything in their life as an opportunity costs

yes, there is, however i don't think the consideration that forty dollars is superior to tasting a mcdonalds dipping sauce is either outrageous or jewish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:13:36 2017 No.9520693 >>9520687 that sauce was equal to two twenty dollar bills. you ate those twenty dollar bills. your skin isn't white, is it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:15:26 2017 No.9520694 >>9520693 This is true for anything though. If you cook or make anything it'll be worth more than its material cost. You're not saying anything useful here.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:17:17 2017 No.9520700 >>9520012 This szechwan meme needs to die. It's kind of sad that you've never tried it until rick and morty mcdonalds faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:18:32 2017 No.9520705 >>9520693 Any item that is sold only has the value of the last transaction. That guy spent some amount not equal to $40 on the sauce therefore he didn’t spent $40.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:18:55 2017 No.9520706 >>9520012 >The website lists all the stores in your area and only updates to show you which have the sauce after 2;00 when they start serving it. Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:23:15 2017 No.9520719 WOULD IF I COULD, DAMN YANKS GETTING ALL THE GOOS ISH

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:23:44 2017 No.9520721

>>9520705

that's incorrect. an objects value is simply whatever you can get for it from someone else. those sauce packets are going for 40 bucks or more on the market. by eating that packet of sauce, you are reducing the amount of money you will have in your life by forty dollars. you have lost money.

again, i doubt your skin is white. you seem to be incapable of thinking about locations in time outside of the present moment. otherwise you'd realize that destroying something worth money is losing money.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:25:07 2017 No.9520723

>>9520700
I wish McDonald's would just bring it back properly. All the Rick and Morty fans would freak out for an hour or two and then it would be over, the sauce would be a normal thing. Now, there's just going to be more pestering and bitching that they didn't do that and that this release is so limited.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:29:42 2017 No.9520730 >>9520721 This is a prime example of someone with an average intelligence thinking he's somehow exceptional.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:30:49 2017 No.9520737 >>9520662 U are just a pickled cucumber. Hes right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:31:43 2017 No.9520739 >>9520730 Opportunity cost is Economics 101, my man.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:33:17 2017 No.9520748

>>9520730

i've made no indication as to my own self-estimation of my intelligence.

however, it's very true that it ONLY takes average intelligence to understand the concept i'm presenting.

which indicates that you, who are unable to wrap your head around why you don't eat a fucking mcdonalds sauce packet which is worth 40 dollars, are below average in intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:33:31 2017 No.9520751 >>9520739 A missed opportunity is not considered a loss.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:34:44 2017 No.9520756 File: 75 KB, 678x1024, 1504482268446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520748 >100 IQ brainlet's face when he tries talking to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:35:05 2017 No.9520758 >>9520751 ok now you're just trolling, and this is after you got caught lying, because you don't have any fucking szechuan sauce to begin with

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:41:31 2017 No.9520793 Only one near me ran out in 19 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:42:23 2017 No.9520795 >>9520337 WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:44:39 2017 No.9520802 >>9520281 >Are the buttermilk tendies any good? let's ask Joey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XP-LDh8TyI

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:46:09 2017 No.9520810 >>9520527 Multiple locations only got 20-30 sauce packets, some ran out before the event even started, and several didnt receive any packets at all. Overall a total shit show

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:46:44 2017 No.9520812 >>9520012 McD's is doing major damage control right now. Did anybody even get any sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:53:59 2017 No.9520832 >>9520181 >makes my tum-tum rumble weak ass faggot I hope you die

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:56:56 2017 No.9520842

I went to the event, it was in a very bad neighborhood and when I got there there was a line of neckbeards wrapped around the building out into the highway.
the crowd was so big the cops came and were standing by, and there were even undesirables in costumes.

then at 5 to 2 a girl comes walking out and announces WE OUTTA SAUCE

they had broken the street date and were giving the sauce and posters out to regular customers all day, so nobody that was lined up for the event actually got any.
I quickly drove to the other location nearby to try and get some and it turns out they never had any sauce to begin with an only had the promotional posters

they fucked up and I'm complaining to corporate about it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:57:22 2017 No.9520845 File: 257 KB, 1344x760, saucenormies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >drive to mcdonalds >see this >drive away This was at 1:15 pm

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:57:28 2017 No.9520846 >>9520758 >he's legitimately arguing that a missed opportunity is a loss

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:57:45 2017 No.9520848 File: 59 KB, 771x400, szechuan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:00:18 2017 No.9520855 >>9520848 as shitty as this was, this post isnt true its literally different, the mcnigger is just wrong

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:04:25 2017 No.9520868 >>9520842 It's fucked up but the most you're going to get is maybe some coupons or a gift card if you keep bitching long enough. Nothing is going to change, anon.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:04:31 2017 No.9520869
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>>9520012
I tried it ages ago. It was shitty compared to real szechuan.

Honestly, this meme needs to die. I can't believe so many normies and sheep hold a cartoon to such high regard that a single episode can influence their entire day.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:07:45 2017 No.9520878 File: 73 KB, 640x1136, uh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This event has really brought out some characters.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:10:27 2017 No.9520888 >>9520878 You gotta talk to him dude come on

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:10:42 2017 No.9520890 >>9520721 3/10.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:11:36 2017 No.9520897 File: 391 KB, 1322x1600, s-l1600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520855 Yeah, the ingredients list is totally different. The sweet and sour sauce's first 3 ingredients are high fructose corn syrup, water, and apricot concentrate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:11:58 2017 No.9520899 >>9520878 I am definitely not surprised.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:13:06 2017 No.9520903 >>9520878 he looks like a chad wtf

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:13:21 2017 No.9520904 >>9520878 >typical Rick and Monty fan

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:13:27 2017 No.9520905 Nearest location to me is an two hours away... Highly doubtful I'll sample it. If it were different I would definitely be trying to get some though just for the novelty.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:14:57 2017 No.9520912 >>9520012 I was actually planning on going to Mcdonalds today but I opted for Subway instead. But if I did go, I'd just regular Bbq sauce and nuggets, fuck the meme sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:16:20 2017 No.9520918 >>9520878 That hat raises more questions than it answers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:19:27 2017 No.9520931 File: 545 KB, 591x588, why.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520888 not me it's from some fag on twitter

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:19:53 2017 No.9520933 >>9520918 What was it supposed to answer in the first place?

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:25:28 2017 No.9520953

i visited the mcdonalds at 2:30. about a hundred people there (college town).

the sauce was gone....and had been gone for hours.......they just stayed in line to buy fucking mcdonalds.

fucking capitalism, man. they know how fucking retarded these people are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:26:40 2017 No.9520957 >>9520953 TCU?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:28:26 2017 No.9520965 >>9520842 I live in a city of only around 500-600k people and of the 7 stores listed on their website they only sent sauce to one and they sold out before the event start time

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:34:07 2017 No.9520980 >>9520721 >an objects value is simply whatever you can get for it from someone else. So if I say I would pay $0.002 for this meme sauce, then that would mean that Anon only ate a sauce worth $0.002, not $40 as you have retardedly claimed

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:34:34 2017 No.9520981 >>9520980 That's really not how it works anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:39:44 2017 No.9520998 >>9520953 this is why mcdonalds has a class action coming their way. Bait and switch if there ever was one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:42:00 2017 No.9521002 >>9520998 Are you kidding me? This event had limited quantities, while supplies last all over it. As long they had some kind of disclaimer like that, they're solid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:44:18 2017 No.9521011 >>9520842 Im glad , you rick and morty faggot ass.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:45:06 2017 No.9521014

>>9521002
normally yes, but most of the locations that were supposed to have sauce never received any and the promotion wasn't supposed to start until 2pm, and the locations that received the sauce gave it out before the promotion was supposed to start.
so they ended up with a lot of customers under false pretenses today.
it happened nation wide

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:48:14 2017 No.9521027 >>9521014 bait and switch requires you prove intent to defraud, this just sounds like bad communication both to individual restaurants and customers.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:51:37 2017 No.9521036

>>9520012
>drive 20 minutes to the only McDonalds in the area selling this shit
>long ass line
>wait 15 to get to the front of the line
>finally get to order
>"can I get the shah-zack-e-wan sauce with chicken tenders?"
>"I'm sorry sir but if you can't even pronounce it correctly we can't give it to you. it's a limited time offer and we only have a select few left."
>end up ordering a big mac and going home
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:53:28 2017 No.9521042 >ask mommy to get me mcdonalds tonight >"not tonight sweetie" >but it's limited quantities! >"sorry sweetie, no." DUMB BITCH

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:53:29 2017 No.9521043 >>9521027 I don't know if plausible deniability works when this happened across hundreds of stores a (((lawyer))) could easily spin this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:55:10 2017 No.9521050 >>9520980 So if I say I would pay $0.002 for a ferrari, then that would mean the dealership only has a car worth $0.002, not $300,000 as they have retardedly claimed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:56:21 2017 No.9521054 >>9521050 Yeah, that pretty much covers the production cost of those plastic memecars.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:56:33 2017 No.9521055 Is it out in every US McDonald's?

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 16:58:22 2017 No.9521061

>>9521043
thing is, typically with mcdonald's, you get a new item and you start selling it immediately. holding it back is really weird and it's not hard to imagine lots of managers just didn't do their job and didn't tell all the employees not to sell it since it's normally a non-issue.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:02:39 2017 No.9521076 So it releases tonight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:03:22 2017 No.9521078 >>9521076 No, it's already gone.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:04:39 2017 No.9521080 >>9521054 iirc they are hand assembled from carbon fiber, most of the cost is in the labor of putting it together

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:11:36 2017 No.9521103 >>9520662 Top kek

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:13:03 2017 No.9521107
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>>9521002
Even if they used terminology like "while supplies last" they obviously misled people in order to draw people to their locations. If a store said "a free diamond with every purchase, while supplies last," and gave out a single diamond, they wouldn't be able to hide behind "oh well we did say supplies were limited." This is an extreme example, but the principle is the same; if people had known the truth (that each participating store only had 20 sauces) people wouldn't have lined up the way they did.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:15:23 2017 No.9521112 >>9521107 The whole "while supplies last" thing makes it not illegal though. Sure, it's still bait and switch, but not something you can actually sue over.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:20:14 2017 No.9521142 >>9520998 But what exactly do they sue for?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:24:58 2017 No.9521153 >>9521107 >If a store said "a free diamond with every purchase, while supplies last," and gave out a single diamond, they wouldn't be able to hide behind "oh well we did say supplies were limited." Yes they would

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:25:30 2017 No.9521155
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>>9520953
Retard
>wow I can't believe a business ran a promotion to entice more customers to visit the store! fucking capitalism
I will say some of the managers fucked up, some people got the sauce before 2pm like the website said

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:29:23 2017 No.9521169 >>9521153 >>9521112 I didn't realize the law was that retarded.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:31:46 2017 No.9521178

>>9521169
I mean, the diamond thing is an exaggeration, but sales drive Americans crazy and to great extremes. I don't think stores should be punished for simply not being able to get enough stock and promise one for everyone. You'd never see good deals if that was the case.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:42:28 2017 No.9521214 >>9521155 >trump tweets himself eating mcsonalds with szechuan sauce >biggle riggs get btfo >can't enjoy their show or meme sauce anymore Please let this happen

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:52:03 2017 No.9521254 >trump tweets >he is sitting in the oval office >taco bell on one side of the desk. >mcdonalds on the other >a wall made of all the missing szechuan sauce deliveries between them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:53:39 2017 No.9521259 >>9521155 kys

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:56:28 2017 No.9521272 >>9521254 It would be glorious. Too bad lefties and carmencitas couldn't handle it and would lose their shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 17:57:19 2017 No.9521275 File: 107 KB, 634x627, IMG_1820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9521214 Or just shoop it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:02:31 2017 No.9521286 File: 20 KB, 480x360, hqdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9521214 >yfw he gets TWO PACKETS

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:04:30 2017 No.9521290

>>9520012
>revive product that hasnt been sold in almost 20 years
>only make a minute quantity and sell it for a single day

could they not stretch this promo out for a week or two so that customers who arent autistic man children dont have to deal with mobs of one time customers?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:09:17 2017 No.9521306 >>9521290 The only people who give a shit about the sauce are autists Even the show's creators ate it and said it wasn't that good

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:12:53 2017 No.9521317 >>9521142 they make up a whole bunch of charges that are ambiguous and confusing, and mcdonalds would rather settle because its less expensive for them to hand out a million vouchers for free nuggets than it is to go to court and argue it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:13:57 2017 No.9521323 File: 220 KB, 895x1000, 1479515258977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9521275 here, enjoy an oil painting commissioned from a chinese artist in california their buttblasting having to paint this was probably legendary

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:15:41 2017 No.9521330 >>9521290 I'm sure the sauce will see a wider release later. They just saw an easy way to kick off their new tendies by doing a limited run.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:15:53 2017 No.9521333 >>9521306 >they have Rick portal into line >he finally tries it again >spits it out in disgust and portals away

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:17:35 2017 No.9521341

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Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:32:40 2017 No.9521390

>>9521306
thats odd... i always thought the creators were projecting their own (favourable) opinion of the sauce through rick.

>>9521330
still dont see the point in this kind of promotion only lasting for a single day. its not like its an anniversary promotion where they are selling it for below cost (like 67 cent burger day in canada earlier this year).

just seems like it does nothing but burden the staff and regular customers who dont give a shit.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:34:55 2017 No.9521399
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>>9521390
My theory is that they simply didn't realize this many people cared. After all, all the sauces got a limited poster, but no one's posting about them running out of those.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:35:12 2017 No.9521401 >>9521341 What's it like in 2006 anon?

>>	The REAL !JORDAN.riU Sat Oct 7 18:37:02 2017 No.9521409 >>9520845 Are the new tendies available everywhere? I wasn't gonna go downtown to try some faggy sauce but I would like to try the new tendies.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:38:13 2017 No.9521411

I
just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love
science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for
us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the
show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live
in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be
really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm
so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if
Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the
common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the
greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats,
and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse
Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't
talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask
out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat +
brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust
and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've
already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite
character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of
Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know
EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like
Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't
be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look
at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face,
Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure
to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:39:38 2017 No.9521412 >>9521409 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:39:59 2017 No.9521413 >>9521399 mcdonalds is not the type of company to start a promotion based on stuff people dont really care about. if it was an oversight then that is kind of odd.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:40:18 2017 No.9521415 >>9521409 They should be, but it's a new item that hasn't had time to roll out to every single restaurant. It's a bit weird, but there's no harm in calling and asking.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:41:25 2017 No.9521418 >>9521409 i think they are mostly everywhere except for the really small outlets that have limited menus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:42:34 2017 No.9521422 >>9521411 Why are you posting blogs by autist bloggers?

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:43:18 2017 No.9521424

>>9521413
Well, on the actual promotion site, it's about the new tendies and all the sauces, not just the one sauce. I think the oversight was just not realizing no one cares about the tendies or the other sauces, it's all laser-focused on Rick and Morty ebin meme sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 18:59:44 2017 No.9521460 >>9521401 Better than now of course

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 19:00:50 2017 No.9521465 >>9521422 >Being so fucking new you don’t even know about copypastas

21 cm Sat Oct 7 21:19:02 2017 No.9521875

>>9520012
Had the sauce, tastes of nothing, I can only assume this is some weird attempt at Yuxiang using american ingredients

This production appears to be an attempt at understanding how much control the people they entertain held over the world. Was interesting when Harmon realized that he could do these things with fandoms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:29:02 2017 No.9521905 >>9521390 They're doing it weekly until season 4

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:37:55 2017 No.9521932 >>9520810 A lot of the employees ended up looting the sauce boxes for resale apparently.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:40:31 2017 No.9521941 >>9521932 need to purge these minimum wage cock suckers check the cameras and line the fuckers up, I'm Pickle RICK!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:47:44 2017 No.9521962 >>9521905 so every week they are going to sell the sauce for a single day?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:47:45 2017 No.9521963 File: 82 KB, 480x352, 1505044973390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Ingredients aren't even remotely sichuan related I hate the fact reddit and memey idiots think this is how it is now.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:49:44 2017 No.9521971 >>9520389 really effekted my verfremdungs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:50:42 2017 No.9521977 >>9521932 I know we did. Got like 30 and only a dozen or so made it to customers. I scooped up like 5 of the fuckers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:51:03 2017 No.9521978 File: 113 KB, 780x1040, d3146621-d1aa-40c2-b7ff-f0b92d0fb8e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why are americans so obssesed about ricky martin and their meme sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:54:57 2017 No.9521983 this entire exercise seems pointless now bonging with babbles has shown everyone how to make a virtually identical sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 21:55:56 2017 No.9521987 >>9521977 I really can't blame you. I mean it's easy fucking ebay cash right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:14:53 2017 No.9522042 PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:27:54 2017 No.9522083 >>9521465 Lurk moar, newfriend :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:33:38 2017 No.9522101 ?What's the point of only having 20 packets of the sauce per store

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:35:23 2017 No.9522108 >>9522101 they wanted to be sure to irritate their customer base in exchange for an afternoon of increased sales. We'll see how it plays out

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:41:42 2017 No.9522132 >>9521323 Woah, I want to get a copy and put it on my wall

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:48:07 2017 No.9522148

>>9522101
people who went to mcdonalds for this sauce are not their loyal customers so they can afford to not completely satisfy them and take their 7 dollars or whatever. any sauce they sent to a store that did not get used is waste. desu this is exactly the strategy I would have taken. Even if R&M fans boycott mcdonalds or complain it it doesn't matter. McDicks doesn't give a shit about them. Fans only wanted to try it once and they all bought nuggets today anyways

Well played Mickie D's

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:50:06 2017 No.9522154 File: 225 KB, 746x1328, 20171007_141324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Romeoville reporting in, I was one of the twenty that a number and got the sauce.

Anonymous Sat Oct 7 22:58:54 2017 No.9522186

Shitty bait marketing for the sauces, went earlier today at like 1 to stand in line for my meme sauce because there was nothing else for me to do today. Apparently the store only had 20 sauces and you had to literally buy a ticket to stand in line in order to get one of the sauces, which were of course sold out because there was 20. "First come first served."

I left after that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:07:30 2017 No.9522204 Does the sauce actually have sichuan peppercorns in it? Does it have the numbing effect? Otherwise i fail to see how it is sichuan sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:13:13 2017 No.9522217 File: 211 KB, 327x316, 1429263839623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9522186 >went earlier today at like 1 to stand in line for my meme sauce because there was nothing else for me to do today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:14:22 2017 No.9522223 >>9520878 power bottom

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:29:25 2017 No.9522257 >>9520721 >buy tv for $2000 >go tell friend about your new tv >how much did it cost? >2000 dollars >NU UH YOU COULD HAVE SOLD IT ON EBAY AFTER BUYING IT SO IT REALLY COST 3000 DOLLARS REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:32:29 2017 No.9522265 >>9522132 its 1 of kind hand made piece

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 23:33:30 2017 No.9522267 >>9522204 no its pretty much a hoisin/bbq sauce mix

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 00:23:45 2017 No.9522386 >>9522257 t. pickle rick

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:10:17 2017 No.9522486 >>9520448 Is that a Jack Sims character?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:20:10 2017 No.9522507 >>9520612 The sauces are like 150 now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:23:53 2017 No.9522516 >>9520683 You can buy multiple sauces you retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 01:25:47 2017 No.9522520 >>9522186 You had to buy a ticket just to stand in line? Are you fucking kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:09:43 2017 No.9522620 What a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:13:03 2017 No.9522627 >own a mcdonalds >be one of the few that got selected to carry the schezwan sauce >tell customers that we sold out >sell them later on ebay feels good man

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:26:36 2017 No.9522666 >>9520012 Upvote

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:29:26 2017 No.9522675 >>9522627 is there any doubt this is what all of them did?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:32:52 2017 No.9522690 >>9520264 Based

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:34:51 2017 No.9522695 File: 74 KB, 938x365, 1455730308352.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/ck/ being flooded with McD threads just because of a sauce All this time I thought you guys were just joking about the chicken sandwich thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 02:56:14 2017 No.9522759 >>9521275 Never seen a skinny person drinking Diet Coke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 04:45:01 2017 No.9522971 >>9521333 XD I love reddit and memey funny burping athiest adult cartoon man XD

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 05:05:19 2017 No.9522991 >>9520264 10/10 bait

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 05:49:07 2017 No.9523067 >tfw youre not a burger >tfw you wont be able to snatch up packets and scalp these brain dead meme loving faggots Feels bad man

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:02:31 2017 No.9523094
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on my way to Wendy's, i drove by my local McDonalds that was holding this gay ass rick & morty promotion. fuck the line was so long i thought it was homeless people waiting for handouts. i really have no faith in the survival of this generation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:06:13 2017 No.9523100 >>9520361 >the correct pinyin is sichuan have an upvote

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:42:14 2017 No.9523169 File: 1.39 MB, 1023x767, Memeys.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so this is what Reddit and Memeys look like...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:44:27 2017 No.9523178 >>9523169 lol that's Tempe, Az right by asu campus

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:46:45 2017 No.9523183 what's wrong with you Americans?: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/oct/08/police-called-after-mcdonalds-rick-and-morty-promotion-heats-up

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:48:30 2017 No.9523188 >>9520448 This

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 06:51:13 2017 No.9523193 >>9520640 Opportunity cost, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:00:00 2017 No.9523218 >>9520012 >Americans literally rioting over sugar sauce Why am I not surprised?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:00:54 2017 No.9523223 >>9523193 How do you know he didnt try some of someone elses sauce? Fuck off back to redit retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:02:36 2017 No.9523225 >>9520878 >>9520888 >>9520899 >>9520903 >>9520904 >>9520918 >>9520931 It's an old picture unrelated to the event

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:05:54 2017 No.9523231 >>9523218 Kek. It should be renamed 'shart sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:08:02 2017 No.9523237 >>9523223 you think the type of person who claims to be scalping sauce packets has friends who would let him try theirs? truly the redditor is you, have an upvote my good sir

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:16:29 2017 No.9523347

>>9523237
I'm the anon that had like 50 packets of the sauce. Me and my friend didn't get it from getting nuggets at a store. The stores that didn't get their shipment... Well, yea. They just didn't get there shipment lol.
Gonna hold off for a day or two and sell them before people stop caring about "meme sauce". Need to get boxes for these things.
You'll also see the most ridiculous things posted on eBay about the sauce. This one dude was selling information on the stores that had the sauce. Information that was publicly available!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:18:16 2017 No.9523350 Yeah, I'm leaving this board now. When the top thread is about some sauce you can buy anywhere, but they sell it at mcd's now, it's time to leave for good. There is no coming back.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:18:57 2017 No.9523352 >>9523237 >>9523347 And yes we had about 4 packs of the sauce. Had them with nuggets (from Wendy's) and Popeyes tendies. Last night was a fun day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:19:06 2017 No.9523353 >>9523350 seeya tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:26:48 2017 No.9523367 >>9523350 r*ddit alert

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:30:23 2017 No.9523372 >>9523350 we got a code reddit boys repeat that, we have a code reddit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:29:40 2017 No.9523521 >>9523350 this isnt an airport, no need to announce your departure to faggot land.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:34:26 2017 No.9523532 >Limited dipping sauce Why americans do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:48:49 2017 No.9523556 >>9523532 it's how lefties do business

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:14:13 2017 No.9523609

>>9521169
>It's retarded to have faith in consumers that they will realize if a promotion says "supplies limited," they might run the risk of not getting one.

Fuck off. Normies who don't own businesses always complain but if businesses had to comply to normie bullshit, there'd be nobody dumb enough to risk doing business at all.

Stop being a retard and you won't be subject to a "bait and switch."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:18:19 2017 No.9523618 >>9520012 >Anyone else going to try some? Nope. Every other McD's sauce has been among the shittiest versions of that kind of sauce, so I see no reason why this one would be any different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:28:59 2017 No.9523642 Why don't they just make it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhc_bXGvmp0

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:33:22 2017 No.9523652 >>9523094 >those gaudy rings >that nu-male moustache

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:35:40 2017 No.9523656 I love faggots that yell bait and switch. Also retailers can have a limited supply and rain checks only apply to places like supermarkets. Also I think most sauces went to people working mcdonalds. Expect them on ebay.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:48:15 2017 No.9523691
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>be dan harmon
>check bank account, its pretty low
>call up mcdonalds
>propose (((viral marketing))) campaign
>harness the power of nostalgia-autists and a rabid fan base to shell over thousands of dollars to mcds
>mcdonalds gives harmon a blank check and a dry handjob
>call it """limited release"""
>just a plot to whip redditards into a frenzy
>laugh heartily when they all know theyre going to re-release it in a few months and print money off the sichuanfags

pic related, its me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:54:52 2017 No.9523708 >>9523691 Harmon and the lead writer have done this before. They have begged for nintendo products on the show.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:21:36 2017 No.9523957 >>9523652 you forgot minecraft arm band

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:43:44 2017 No.9525356 >>9520693 I'm sure you have great ideas for how to fix the economy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:08:31 2017 No.9525466 File: 251 KB, 1440x1916, 1507493542245.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:23:48 2017 No.9525505 >>9525466 How one man can be so based is beyond me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:42:32 2017 No.9525804 >>9525466 Our guy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:58:08 2017 No.9525867 File: 19 KB, 350x168, hero.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9525466 a real hero

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:54:38 2017 No.9526155 >>9520012 >uh...guys... >F***ing Good attention to detail OP, couldn't possibly have made that post more reddit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:59:14 2017 No.9526170 I ejaculated into my own fleshlight that had some latent semen in it. When I ejaculated into my own cum I think I created a fleshlight baby. I washed it out and there was some weird wiggling thing that fell into the sink. I'm just freaked out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:01:47 2017 No.9526180 >>9523169 >Jerry's Drive in Liquor DEEPEST FUCKING LORE

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:04:11 2017 No.9526193 >>9520705 >I'll take "What is opportunity cost?" for $200, Alex

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:07:23 2017 No.9526210 File: 193 KB, 1200x600, IMG_1247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here go for yous

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:13:25 2017 No.9526237 File: 119 KB, 385x407, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LICK MY SAUCE MARTHI YOU GOTTA LICK MY SAAUUUUCE MARTHIIII

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:14:27 2017 No.9526240 >>9523225 >this damage control

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:15:55 2017 No.9526245 >>9526210 >those cucks who are literally spending upwards of $100 for meme value It tastes totally shit too. >>9526170 Might have been an earwig.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:19:37 2017 No.9526257

>>9522971
>sperging out this hard
You realize I don't even watch the show, right? I am just saying that's something the writers should definitely do. It would make the fans lose their minds because they wasted so much money and time to get their hands on mediocre sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:20:22 2017 No.9526260 >>9521317 what lawyer would take this case tho? unless R&M fans pool a bunch of money, you wont be finding a lawyer who will take this one on contingency

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:20:48 2017 No.9526261 >>9523556 And right winged cucks just love the free market.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:21:07 2017 No.9526264 >>9522154 >he didnt get the sauce to resell it Fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:21:09 2017 No.9526265 >>9526260 They clearly don't need to pool the money. Take a look at those ebay listings. They are shelling out hundreds just to get one sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:22:53 2017 No.9526278 I made some today based on the leaked recipie. Pretty good, should have done less marmite tho.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:27:34 2017 No.9526307 >>9523656 McDonald's pulled a black Friday on the nation and disguised the details. All your comparisons don't measure up to that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:31:09 2017 No.9526326 >>9526265 the ones selling out arent the ones who would hire lawyers, because they realize they have no case

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 08:29:58 2017 No.9528241 Bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 08:31:01 2017 No.9528246 File: 316 KB, 1278x653, 1507549910352.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:01:51 2017 No.9528433 >>9526278 >leaked recipe Binging with babish's revisited recipe? You get no cool points for your hype words here, kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:13:46 2017 No.9528470 >>9528246 > average Rick and morty fan At least they will never procreate

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:18:44 2017 No.9528480 >>9528246 is that papa franku?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:23:05 2017 No.9528486 >>9520012 >Anyone wanna try the Rick and Morty meme shit show sauce. No

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:30:11 2017 No.9528499 File: 440 KB, 1440x2560, Snapchat-265231537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9520846 Not him but you don't seem to understand opportunity cost yet anon. Or you're just arguing semantics.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:30:36 2017 No.9528500 REEEEEEEEEEEE https://youtu.be/-GC5rAX0xHg

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:42:52 2017 No.9528528
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>>9523094
Bro, mcdonalds put the sauce in the briefcase, he didn't. That guy was just a bro and decided to share it with the people in the store. Also he made a pretty funny self referencing post on reddit, basically making fun of himself and justifying the situation. EI: Pretty cool dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:49:27 2017 No.9528548 >reddit and memey kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:55:12 2017 No.9528559 >>9525466 fuck I didn't care about the whole sauce thing, but now I wish I had thought of this and done it to some fag. opportunity lost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:56:31 2017 No.9528562 >>9523347 you're 100% full of shit

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:59:11 2017 No.9528568

>>9520012
Stop making these pol threads, what is even wrong with reddit?... I'm sick of pol tards trying to make everything on this board political. These are the same people that voted for drumpf for god sake. You don't deserve the right to post here asshole

I love this tv show but I can understand if not everyone gets it, its an acquired taste, haha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 10:59:39 2017 No.9528569 HAHA WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB MY BROS, BE SURE TO TWEET @MCDONALDS AND TELL THEM YOU WANT THAT MULAN SZECHUAN SAUCE!! IM PICKLE RIIIIIICK!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:01:58 2017 No.9528578 Soy. Teriyaki. Dried red peppers. Make your own you faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:02:32 2017 No.9528584 >>9528578 I love my soy! PICKLE RICK LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:03:55 2017 No.9528588 >>9528584 Whats wrong with soy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:06:37 2017 No.9528593 >>9528588 Nothing man, hey does anyone know why I can't grow a beard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:08:29 2017 No.9528599 >>9528593 Im not following you here

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:08:46 2017 No.9528601

I was 13th in line for sauce this past Saturday. By the end of the wait time, 2PM, the line wrapped the entire way around the McDonald's and then 3 blocks down the street.

Poor souls were never told there were only 20 packets of sauce available. All these kids were in cosplay too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:10:13 2017 No.9528606 >>9528593 do you know of any studies that show how soy is bad for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:10:48 2017 No.9528610 >>9528606 I saw some 4chan memes about it. Thats all i need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:11:21 2017 No.9528613 >>9528599 Why am I shorter and weaker than my father wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:12:20 2017 No.9528617 >>9528613 Any sources to back up this claim? People have been using soy for thousands of years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:13:30 2017 No.9528628 >>9528606 Haha nah bro its all just memes, I love my soy milk xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:14:30 2017 No.9528633 >>9528628 Haha yeah the mongol army were a bunch of limp wristed fags haha its the soy that does it haha!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:15:15 2017 No.9528638 >>9528617 No sources, the only sauce I need is soy sauce haha. Its really good, I don't believe any of that bullshit about testosterone levels. I don't want too much muscle anyway, I don't want to end up like some uneducated beefcake Shudders lol!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:16:17 2017 No.9528642 >>9528588 >>9528599 >>9528633 Can you stop getting dubs you numale soy swilling faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:17:24 2017 No.9528647 >>9521978 Half decent cosplay at least

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:17:26 2017 No.9528648 >>9528642 >DUDE IT'S HIP TO BE SQUARE GAZE AT THESE REPEATING DIGITS LMAO fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:18:17 2017 No.9528649 >>9528642 Sorry i cant help it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:21:53 2017 No.9528658 buuuuuurp Morty beeeeelch Gods not real morty buuurlp* Hes not real

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:23:13 2017 No.9528665 >>9528658 hahaha christcucks btfo!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 11:53:41 2017 No.9528752 >>9528658 tips fedora well memed my fellow redditor.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 12:09:20 2017 No.9528789

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to hate Rick and Morty's fanbase. The hatred is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the bandwagon effect most of the criticisms will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also The Szechuan Sauce Freakout of 2017, which is deftly woven into the show's mainstream downfall - it's personal philosophy draws heavily from literally any predated example of science-fiction in contemporary culture, for instance. The fan's critics understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly despise the vapid nature of these jokes, to realize that they're not just unfunny- they say something deep about how marketing your show as counterculture and underground can appeal wildly to the masses. As a consequence people who like Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the irony in McDonald's Szechuan Sauce release, which itself is a blatant cashgrab reminiscent of Hot Topic selling Invader Zim merchandise.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion the entire world unfolds in laughter at the McDonald's freakout videos on Youtube. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an original and personally meaningful tattoo that won't degrade as our culture's taste shifts. And no, you may not see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 levels of irony of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 12:27:02 2017 No.9528838 File: 687 KB, 981x330, 1481315636536.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523169

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:09:07 2017 No.9528970 >>9522154 >actually using the sauce retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:10:11 2017 No.9528971 >>9528568 Is this pasta?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:13:55 2017 No.9528987 >>9520337 >literally has to explain jokes yeah "smart"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:16:30 2017 No.9528997 >>9520523 nigger they make money hand over fist no matter what they do

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:17:40 2017 No.9529003 >>9520256 >>9520662 This isn't /tv/, we don't want your kind here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:23:21 2017 No.9529019 File: 56 KB, 680x497, 0d9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9523691 >tfw made my own sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:32:11 2017 No.9529050 >>9520012 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:32:19 2017 No.9529051 >>9520012 I've been too busy to get to the local McD's recently. I'm going to go tomorrow. I hope they have some sauce left for me!

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 13:52:19 2017 No.9529110
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>Be Me
>Be obese Burger
>Be hungry
>Go to Mickey D's for their McButtermilk Tendies
>Line from le Rock N Mortin fans waiting in line for their Reddit sauce
>People yelling "Pickle Riiiick XD"
>PlsGodSmiteThemAll.JPG
>Non redditor gets the sauce
>Guy starts auctioning off his Reddit Sauce
> "$100!"
>"$150!"
> "$100,000 COMPED!"
>Everyone turns around to see Eric Paddock holding a bowl of thousands of dollars of COMPED sushi
>After trying it with his Sushi he spits it out and throws the Reddit sauce into the Mctrash after yelling "Disgusting, I wouldn't even lube my anus with this!"
>Redditors pile around the trash for the empty sauce container and start killing each other
>Get stabbed by autist before finally making it to the counter.
>Order my Tendies
>Lady at counter says "Sorry this is Taco Bell we don't serve Chicken Tenders here"
>Been in a Taco the entire time
>The reddit sauce was actually a expired Mild sauce packet
>TFW didn't get my food comped

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 14:00:59 2017 No.9529135 >>9520181 Hi jordan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 14:01:49 2017 No.9529137 >>9529110 This forced meme is not going to catch on anywhere but /pol/ where those retards will worship this guy for his total and utter lack of ability to disguise his autism. pls take it to pol.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 14:03:57 2017 No.9529145 I didn’t think the meme of people bragging about how smart of a fan they are, boy was I wrong

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 16:28:25 2017 No.9529579

>>9522101
Because they couldn't source ingredients more than likely. McDs is not a company that makes up food at the drop of a hat. They spend years researching and getting contracts for sourcing ingredients before introducing a new menu item.
They rushed as much as they could and could only make this much if a batch. They had to rush because Rick and Morty fans are impatient children. The meme was dead in two weeks. If it took too long afterwards the whole thing would have flopped.

But they got it out to the public in a few months and now that they know how many fags will buy it, they're upping the scale to a proper production while riding on the memery of Rick and Morty fags.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 16:39:19 2017 No.9529620

tbf you have to have a very advanced flavour palette to enjoy szeuchan sauce, the taste is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of chinese cuisine then i just dont think the average person would get it. There's also the subtle honey flavours that only those familiar with the deep culinary traditions of the Sichuan province could appreciate

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 16:46:07 2017 No.9529650

>>9529579
I don't I believe that because there's nothing in it that they already shouldn't have had a source for. >>9520897
It's also supposed to be the same sauce they already developed for Mulan ages ago. And if they could produce it at all, surely they could have made more than 20 packets for a very select number of restaurants.

Nah, I'm still of the belief the marketing team didn't understand the fandom they were appealing to at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:11:20 2017 No.9529718 >>9520012 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-EDYYkJJuY

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:12:55 2017 No.9529726 Adult cartoons are the same for animes, fuck them 'adults' who watch it, 'kidults' is more suitable

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:15:17 2017 No.9529739 >>9529650 Tell me again why a mega corp should give a single fucking fuck to a fandom in one country. Mcdonald's could go bankrupt in america and still have chains on on other 118 countries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 17:23:50 2017 No.9529781 >>9529718 Why is he calling it a children's cartoon, I don't like the show either but at least I have the sense to know it's not for kids.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 20:07:55 2017 No.9530400 Comped sauce. Kek a lek a dubs dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 22:25:03 2017 No.9530886 >>9528588 Nothing if you like being filled with estrogen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 22:31:08 2017 No.9530907 >>9530886 Fuck off. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224

Anonymous Tue Oct 10 02:24:50 2017 No.9531686

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Szechuan Sauce. The taste is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spices most of the flavors will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his taste buds - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Guy Fieri , for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these tastes, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about FLAVORTOWN. As a consequence people who dislike Szechuan sauce truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the flavors in Rick's existencial catchphrase "I feel like I'm taking a bit of the Mona Lisa right now," which itself is a cryptic reference to Gordon Ramsay's epic Roasting In Hell's Kitchen. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as McDonald's genius unfolds itself on their trays. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Szechuan sauce tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 14:13:41 2017 No.9533190 >>9530886 where is you're evidence for this. Sounds like a racist myth to me.

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