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9515123 No.9515123 [Reply] [Original]

How do I order Chinese food? My parents always ordered it for me when we had it. And how do you say pu pu platter without dying?

>> No.9515125

just order from places that have numbers for all the menu items

that way you don't have to pronounce those scary chinese words

>> No.9515128
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>>9515123
I've never seen a 'pu pu platter' in real life, although I have read about them in old books and magazines

Are you posting from a time warp? Is the newfangled tiki culture just now taking Muncie, Indiana by storm?

>> No.9515140

>>9515128
OBSESSED

>> No.9515146

>>9515140
Yeah, I'm obsessed with what people in fucking Muncie do with their time so I can ape their ways for pleasure.

Does that really seem like the logical explanation here, Cleetus?

In the future, how can I avoid causing offense when I ask for clarity when you post food questions that are so far beyond outdated that they seem to be coming from a museum or a historical documentary?

>> No.9515514

GAY WALL GOLD ROLL
TAR BOWEL

>> No.9515558

>>9515146
>In the future, how can I avoid causing offense
Easy.
Avoid obviously inflammatory statements like:

>>Are you posting from a time warp? Is the newfangled tiki culture just now taking Muncie, Indiana by storm?

>> No.9515559

>>9515146
Kys

>> No.9515561

>>9515146

To be fair, now you do sound legit obsessed

>> No.9515575

>>9515123
i kinda hope this post is legit for real. the off chance that there are people in this world this fucking dumb makes me feel just a little better about myself, as it improves my chances of making it in life. less competition and all.

unless, of course, op is a barely functioning autist, in which case, i'm sorry and i feel bad for you

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>>9515558
>>9515559
>>9515561
But you still haven't answered the question: where and when in the spacetime continuum are you posting from, if pu pu platters are a thing?

>> No.9516015

>>9515621
>But you still haven't answered the question: where and when in the spacetime continuum are you posting from, if pu pu platters are a thing?
>HAOW DOES WIKI

>> No.9516022

>>9515621
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I have seen them on several, recent, Americanized Chinese places. Most recently was Auntie Chang's Dumpling House in Houston.

>> No.9516032

>>9516015
I think his point is that Pu Pu Platters are very outdated, and it would be unusual to see a restaurant serving them today. Any place that tries to be even slightly trendy probably won't have them, but old-school American-Chinese places will.

I had one in Astoria last week.

>> No.9516033

>>9515621
Ive see them at a lot of places, it's just a collection of appetizers on a platter. Not a far out menu item

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>>9515128
>>9515146

>> No.9516055

>>9515146
Do you have autism pal?

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>>9515146
>Does that really seem like the logical explanation here, Cleetus?

>> No.9516081

>>9515123
>And how do you say pu pu platter without dying?
By non being 9 years old.

>> No.9516360

>>9515123
just pick a couple random numbers from 1-150 they'll know what your talking about

>> No.9516780

>>9515146
>Does that really seem like the logical explanation here, Cleetus?
>expecting flyover Cleetus to think logically

You do remember it was Cleetus who gave us our current disaster, right?

>> No.9517388

>>9515123
It's pronounced "sweet and sour pork". Don't get the quart, it's too much.