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Can someone explain this meme fruit to me? It just tastes like mushy nothing in my mouth

>> No.9513906

>>9513843
It's 90% marketing of "it's healthy, and I am on a diet!", "It's loaded with vitamins!", or some similar bullshit mostly women will buy into. Seriously, people go pants on head retarded with shit like that.

>> No.9513918

>>9513906
I agree. If someone wants anime acids or whatever in their diet, they can just eat nuts. Avocados are nature's shitty butter.

>> No.9513925

>>9513843
>Avocado is a marketing meme
>Coming from a board dedicated to sips and chicken sandwiches
ok

>> No.9513927

>>9513918
Yeah, it's the same reason people will go to a salad bar with iceburg lettuc, load the fucker up with half a pound of ranch, bacon, ham, olives and other bullshit; then go "wow I'm eating so healthy! not like that mcdonalds!". Avocado is just cheap to buy in bulk, easy to mark up, and takes no effort to market for people to believe.

>> No.9513937

It tastes fatty like nuts. Do you have no taste buds?

>> No.9513945

>>9513843
>It just tastes like mushy nothing in my mouth
Are you eating it plain or something?

It's full of fat. That makes it taste good, but only when you have some salt and other stuff going on. You shouldn't just eat it by itself.

>> No.9513947

>>9513927
Yeah half a pound of bacon is totally the same as avocado, what a fraud. Why are people such fags?

>> No.9513954

>>9513947
I'm saying the perception of it is over rated, just as people who get a salad, load it up with useless shit, and go wow this is healthy! People go out and shove avacado on shit because that pants on head retarded logic

>> No.9513968

>>9513925
yea because they taste fuckn great
avocado tastes like nothing and shit at the same time

>> No.9513982

>>9513843
memeiest shit on earth desu

>> No.9513983

>>9513954
It's also pants on head retarded fantasy, because no one does that. On toast? Sure, but that's not the histrionic scenario you described ya drama queen.

>> No.9513988

>>9513983
>because no one does that.
You must not live in america then

>> No.9514046

Avocado is all about texture. Are you retards eating it plain?

It works amazingly well in things like sushi or tacos because it gives a creaminess to the dish. It pairs well with meats and raw fish because of it's high fat content

>> No.9514793

>>9513937
I had no idea avocado had a similar taste to nuts, will definitely try now

>> No.9514820

>meme fruit
Do you eat unsalted butter by itself and complain too?

>> No.9515007

>>9513906
it is quite healthy and has many fibre

>> No.9515008

>>9513843
>It just tastes like mushy nothing in my m
Smokers shouldn't pretend they can have opinions in food

>> No.9515026

>>9513843
Hey look, it's this thread again.

>> No.9515035

>avocado thread
>0 mentions of guac

Fuck you niggers, this is why Jeb lost.

>> No.9515039

>>9515035
This guy is correct. Sliced avocado really shines when you dip it in some guacamole.

>> No.9515049

>>9515007
And little to no fructose.

>> No.9515134

avocado is fucking amazing wtf

>> No.9515170

>>9513843
Works well in a salad. Also fucking amazing grilled.

>> No.9515405
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9515405

>>9513918
>anime acids

>> No.9515414

>>9513843

They're absolutely delicious.

>> No.9515457
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9515457

I made a salad yesterday with tomatoes, avocado, cucumber, red onion, and parsley. I used a little olive oil and balsamic vinegar for dressing. it was delicious. The avocado gave it some texture and fat that completed the salad. Feta would have worked well too as an addition or a substitute to the avocado.

>> No.9515458

>>9513843
>tastes like mushy nothing in my mouth

You bought one that wasn't very ripe. Newsflash: fruits and vegetables vary greatly in flavor depending on freshness, season, etc.

>> No.9515464

>>9513843
It's the closest thing to mayo that can be called "healthy", so fatties can put the whole 400 calories on anything and congratulate themselves for eating a "vegetable".

>> No.9516729

PUT FUCKING SALT AND LEMON/LIME JUICE ON IT

>> No.9516746

>>9513906
But it is healthy and loaded with vitamins

>> No.9516758

>>9515457
fucking millenials and their fucking avacado toast

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9517131

Suck a dick and you'll understand

>> No.9517137

>>9513968
your tastebuds are deformed, sorry

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9517158

>>9513918

>anime acids

That's what I will call them from now on

>> No.9517159

>>9513843
The only meme here is your retarded ass life, OP. Your every day is just a passing fad, and there is no substance to your personality or worldview.
That said, if you stop trying new things, then you wont discover things you don't like. You can keep eating cheetos, and washing them down with mountain dew or fucking /sips/ or whatever chemical ooze you drink these days. Kys.

>> No.9517268

>i spend my entire life searching for thousands of year old foods, especially if they're from middle or south america, that people are creatively exploring using in new ways so I can vent my pent up sexual frustrations because even my anime pillow rejected me last night

Yeah, /pol/ is that way, tard.

>> No.9517291

>>9513843
>ctrl-f reddit
>0 results
shameful

>> No.9518905

>>9516758
Sorry I didn't mean to interrupt you while you drink your cola with 43 grams of sugar. Please proceed.