al/ck/ - Alcoholism General

[Anonymous No.9505115]

Fetal edition.

[Anonymous No.9505118]

Old thread: >>9497072

[Anonymous No.9505132]

Don't think i have enough booze tonight

Oh well at least I'll sleep better

[Anonymous No.9505139]

>>9505132
>not enough booze
>sleep

[Anonymous No.9505140]

Best whiskey for <$50?

[Anonymous No.9505142]

All women are whores, Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.9505147]

>>9505142
First define what constitutes payment.

[Anonymous No.9505149]

>>9505140
Jack Daniels

It ain't broke don't fix it

[Anonymous No.9505159]

>>9505147
Cash (of course), anything you can buy or that is not free.


Cars, housing, rides, "gifts", ect. ect.

[Anonymous No.9505160]

>>9505142
I know one who isn't a whore. Your theory's disproved.
Now go back to /r9k/, you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.9505162]

>>9505160
Your mother is a whore as well, Sorry to break to to you lady.

[Anonymous No.9505163]

>>9505142
Homosexuality might be more your speed

[Anonymous No.9505174]

>>9505162
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.9505179]

>>9505149
lol.

[Anonymous No.9505187]

>>9505159
>mfw by that definition i've made a net profit off of every woman I've fucked

[Anonymous No.9505191]

>>9505149
You don't even care about alcohol, you just care about being drunk. Fuck off and don't ever reply to a recommendation again when you don't know a shitstain from a mirror

[Anonymous No.9505200]

>>9505142
I don't think women are whores but I'm not sure they love in the way we do.

[Anonymous No.9505202]

>>9505191
>Alcoholism General
>you just care about being drunk
wew lad regular Sherlock Holmes here

[Anonymous No.9505213]

>>9505191
you're in the wrong neighbourhood kiddo

[Anonymous No.9505232]

>getting that nice warm rush from vodka tonight

wew, this is new. I haven't felt this in years

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.9505282]

So a bunch of friends left liquor at my place after a party. What sort of cocktails can I make with the following:

>Angostura bitters
>Rose grenadine
>Slow & Low Rock & Rye
>Reyka vodka
>Tin Cup whiskey
>Bombay sapphire gin
>Jose Cuervo
>Bacardi white rum
>Grey Goose
>St. Germain liqueur

I'm suffering from a bit of choice paralysis

[Anonymous No.9505289]

>>9505132

[Anonymous No.9505300]

>>9505191
Can this be a new pasta for alck threads

[Anonymous No.9505320]

>tfw don't even care about alcohol, just care about being drunk

[Anonymous No.9505385]

I just bought Suntory Whiskey - Toki

It has an interesting flavour; never tried japanese whiskey before. It was $35 but I wish I got the $65 Hibiki instead just to know what that's like.

[Anonymous No.9505407]

>>9505282
start drinking the whiskey neat while you think on it

[Anonymous No.9505416]

who /gets on the wagon exactly at midnight/ autist here?

[Anonymous No.9505435]

One time I quit drinking long enough to wonder why I quit drinking.

[Anonymous No.9505447]

>>9505435
legit. i quit drinking for 2 months this spring

jumped right back off the wagon because lol fuck that

[Anonymous No.9505456]

come join us if you're bored

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

all comfy all the time, just for us ak/ck/s

posting some tunes atm

[Anonymous No.9505498]

all i drink is beer.
what should I start drinking? mixed or whatever
nothing complicated to make

[Anonymous No.9505520]

>>9505498
just drink whiskey and chase it with beer
literally and unironically all you need

[Anonymous No.9505528]

fuck im drunk and it isnt even 8 yet

[Anonymous No.9505538]

>>9505498
Try different liquors.

Go to a bar with a good happy hour, like 2 or 3 dollar shots. Try a shot of each. Do whiskey, vodka, tequila in that order. Pace yourself so you can get a good feel as to what you like. Wait 15 min between shots so you can focus on what feels good to you. Once you find what you like, get a bottle. Look up recommendations and get what you think is good. Then start drinking either straight or mixed. There's plenty of good mixes. I'd say vodka is the best bang for your buck because it goes so well with sodas, but again, everyone's different

[Anonymous No.9505539]

>>9505416
>>9505447
I'm new to al/ck/ so maybe this is a meme but traditionally "falling off the wagon" means you're drinking again, being on the wagon means you're not

[Anonymous No.9505540]

>>9505498
shot of 100 proof bourbon, followed by a 12 oz of water. repeat until drunk

[Anonymous No.9505551]

>>9505498
Combine your love of beer with your will to experiment.

time for car bombs

[Anonymous No.9505552]

Who else here drink wine from a bag in a box?

[Anonymous No.9505594]

>>9505552
I sometimes like to but I never know when to stop, unlike with bottles. So I usually down the whole thing in about 6 hours. Wine drunk can be best drunk but the hangovers are the worst.

[Anonymous No.9505738]

>>9505539
>being sober enough to care

[Anonymous No.9505762]

>>9505552
like anon said, it's hard to know when to stop with wine boxes. you dont see how much you're drinking

[Anonymous No.9505779]

>>9505539
Yes, I said I got on it. That means stopping.

[Anonymous No.9505799]

>>9505738
fuck im a degenerate

[Anonymous No.9505808]

What drink gives you the worst shits? For me it's Yeungling.

[Anonymous No.9505825]

>>9505808
sugary stuff

[Anonymous No.9505831]

>>9505808
Gin.

Beer doesn't do anything nasty to me, but then again I haven't put away a ton of it in a single night.

[Anonymous No.9505887]

If evens I drink tonight

[Anonymous No.9505892]

>>9505887
Sorry/Congrats

[Anonymous No.9505893]

>>9505887
reroll

[Anonymous No.9505900]

>>9505892
thanks :|

[Anonymous No.9505904]

>>9505808
Yeasty unfiltered stuff. Trappist ales, hefeweizen etc

BRRAAAPP

[Anonymous No.9505905]

>>9505900
You got dubs! That over rules everything. Time to drink!

[Anonymous No.9505942]

>>9505893
haha stay sober faggot

[Anonymous No.9506026]

>>9505905
awww shiiiieee
I already spent todays drinking money on taquitos

[Anonymous No.9506122]

Is jack really that good? I don't remember it being any better than bottom shelf whiskey (which i am definitely not too good to drink) like royal canadian but i guess i can give it another shot (heh)

[Anonymous No.9506132]

>>9506026
Luckily all money is drinking money

>>9505435
>>9505447
Haha same. Went two months like a semi-pro and then fuck everything

[54m50n !qoThYyhabg No.9506187]

currently enjoying a Hendrick's G&T, a truly GOAT beverage (and I'm not normally a gin guy)

[Anonymous No.9506196]

>>9506122
no its bad,
(like all bourbon)

[Anonymous No.9506207]

>>9506122
I don't like it and can't understand why it's priced so high. It tastes funny to me.
I prefer Wild Turkey.

[Anonymous No.9506244]

>>9505115
>stop drinking
>hungry as fuck all the time

im afraid im going to get fat

[Anonymous No.9506337]

Ok, time to quit drinking. It was nice knowing you all.

[Anonymous No.9506387]

so I drink every night a bottle of wine and then go 8-17 work . is it ok ?

[Anonymous No.9506591]

was finally able to sleep 8 hours last night, But now I have a pounding headache and im shaking like a leaf

[Anonymous No.9506603]

>>9505282
2 of rye
1 of st germain
dash of bitters

[Anonymous No.9506692]

Day SEVEN without alcohol. Horey Christ.
Does this mean I'm almost human now? Amidoinitrite, world? Do I get to have friends who aren't in prison 50% of the time, get to journey through life without being in constant agony and a state of abject terror, be a multi millionaire and slosh my saucisson sauces betwixt the reproductive regions of little Miss taytay jizzy swizznizzle?
I do get these things, right? Because at the moment I seem to be doing little more than laying on the floor, curled up in agony, coughing up entire lungs and fantasising relentlessly about injecting a gallon of vodka into my heart.
I'll give it another ten minutes. If I'm not rolling around in gold and boobs, I'm relapsing.

[Anonymous No.9506741]

I'm on day three of my dry-out.

For the preceding three weeks, drinking stopped being fun. No matter how much I drank it wasn't enough. I was doing a bottle of wine, half a bottle of vodka and a longneck of 7.5% stout every night, 2x on weekend days.

Found myself waking up with a hangover pretty much every day. Funnily enough have also woken up with hangover like symptoms the first two days without booze.

Don't really miss it much at this stage but I'm sure that will change.

Not giving up for good, just need a re-set.

[Anonymous No.9506784]

>>9505282
>gin, 2 parts
>germain, 1 part
>tiny bit of grenadine

get a bit of lime and ice then, and you're good

[Anonymous No.9506794]

>>9506741
I stopped on the 30th, feel similarly. Prolly gonna go a month this time

The worst part of it for me after initial withdrawal is after about 45-60 days. You kind of hit a wall and lose your motivation

[Anonymous No.9506802]

>>9505551
Damn I love car bombs, maybe a little too much.

[Anonymous No.9506825]

I haven't had a drink since March 28, 2012. Haven't had a smoke since then either.

A nice rum and coke and a camel light sounds pretty damn good.

[Anonymous No.9506841]

>>9506692
You passed acute withdrawals (maybe not yet), and now you have PAWS. They can last years, but most effects should dissipate over a few months.
Wait at least a month or two before deciding it's worth it to relapse, you still have brainfog and cravings.

[Anonymous No.9507029]

>>9505140
Vodka. Two handles of Smirnoff for $33.98, why would you even ask this question here?

[Anonymous No.9507034]

>>9505191
I second that this should be a pasta, this guy is fucking retarded. Go back to /beergeneral/

[Anonymous No.9507039]

>>9505738

it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.9507051]

>>9507039

[Anonymous No.9507066]

>>9506122
Yeah Jack is shit tier and only older hicks drink it to trick themselves into thinking they're classy on game day. Roll tide.

[Anonymous No.9507082]

>gf left for a week
>woke up and fed all my pets, walked the doggo, too.
>no longer have to be shameful about my habits
>sitting in bed all day with a half gallon of oj and my trusty handle
>binge watching king of the hill because my gf was kind enough to give me literally every season for my birthday, along with some propane accessories (I'm fucking serious she knows how much I love this show)
>chillin' with my cat
>probably gonna take a nap later
NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The only thing I'm worried about is food, but we can make it happen cap'n, I have faith my fellow man and I can only hope that he has faith in me.

[Anonymous No.9507087]

>>9507082
Anyone else getting cozy today? I'll probably spend my last few days alone drinking and cleaning my house (it's really pretty clean already) before she gets back, but for night now I am taking a straight up GARBAGE day. Or two. Or three.

[Anonymous No.9507096]

>>9507082
>he doesnt know KotH was made to shill propane since hipsters made grilling with wood and charcoal cool again

[Anonymous No.9507116]

>>9507082
You could do that every single day if you didn't have a gf that drags you down constantly

[Anonymous No.9507238]

>>9507116
Yeah she's holding him back. Evil

[Anonymous No.9507253]

>>9507238
I don't understand why people tie themselves down to other people, you have to play pretend every single day, you can't enjoy yourself alone there will always be someone interrupting you or asking you to do something.
I just don't see the point

[Anonymous No.9507260]

>>9505140
Bulleit Rye is da bomb

[Anonymous No.9507280]

>>9507253
Getting old alone is shit, and I can't go without at least the occasional squelching sesh. If you're don't get a bit at least a couple of times a year I get all rapey.

[Anonymous No.9507301]

>>9507280
From all the different people I've talked to maybe I'm more fucked up than most, but am I the only person here who actually WANTS to be alone? To not be bogged down by anyone else?
I find happiness in solitude, I find misery in companionship

[Anonymous No.9507302]

>>9506841
Relapsed already. Drunk as shit.
A full week though. Been a while since I managed that

[Anonymous No.9507307]

>>9507301
I want to be alone, but I can't go completely without grils all the time and refuse to use condoms, so hookers are a no, and one-nighters are dodgy.
I'd rather put up with a gril's whining and have her around, than be completely without. If she becomes annoying I just drink more.

[Anonymous No.9507315]

>>9507301
I likely would be this way, however I don't even know what it's like to be in a relationship at all during 27 years of living, so I kind of wanted to see what it was like at least once before I die. Not fond of the idea of dying alone and old either.
To be honest I really just don't know what to think about it anymore.

[Anonymous No.9507317]

>>9507307
Yes, you depend on someone else for your needs to be satisfied, you are dependent.
I am independent, I don't want, nor need anyone in my life, and I would like to keep it that way.
Getting someone into my life would be result in trouble and me getting annoyed constantly so I will never even bother. Though I wouldn't bother anyway since there isn't a woman alive who wouldn't end up annoying me at some point

[Anonymous No.9507319]

>>9507253
This is me under the age of 25. Girls are the same and that's exactly what they are..girls. Not women. Once you and your gf start going somewhere in life you start to challenge each other in some weird way and time spent apart and together is actually respected. No more nagging cunt thinking they can get away with telling you to do chores. Just stand firm and be who you really are.

[Anonymous No.9507323]

>>9507317
So how old are you? Be honest

[Anonymous No.9507331]

>>9507317
Everyone is dependent on someone else. If there were no shopkeepers I'd starve. I put up with their shit in exchange for sandwiches. I tolerate grils too, because they feel nice, and clean the shit off my walls.

[Anonymous No.9507336]

>>9507323
31
>>9507331
Obviously, but in my home, I do not want to depend on anyone else, anyone else there would just fuck things up, they would misplace things, or they'd arrange things wrong, or they'd be plain annoying if they spoke.
If I clean, I am meticulous in it, everything will be returned to its proper place, everything will be completely clean. I will never trust anyone else to have the same level of detail in cleaning.

[Anonymous No.9507338]

Im searching for a subtly fruity, sweet wine that doesn't taste cheap

I found one named blush but the taste has the distinct taste of cheap. Cheap wine just gives me headaches and a hangover. Pls respond suggestions

[Anonymous No.9507346]

>>9507338

[Anonymous No.9507367]

>>9506244
If you stop drinking you're cutting down 1000 to 2000 kcal a day or something in alcohol calories.

No wonder you're hungry.

[Anonymous No.9507380]

>>9507338
rieslings and alsace stuff probably.

wanting to drink something sweet without getting hangovers is sort of asking for the impossible desu, but if you move into good more expensive wine it will be less bad.

[Anonymous No.9507411]

>>9507280
>>9507301
>>9507307
>>9507315
I've tried both ways and prefer celibacy desu.

There's a reason why contemplatives of all religions get rid of their possessions, stop fucking around with women, wear a simple uniform and either shave their heads or let everything grow as it is.

Once you stop engaging with greed, lust and vanity you have >90% of your problems solved.

[Anonymous No.9507434]

>>9507411
Celibacy is crap after a while, and once you're middle-aged, it's harder to lure grils back to your dungeon. All you're gonna get is gold digging spastics with HIV, or past their fuck-by-date hags who their previous owners part exchanged for the latest in nubile porking portions. Being alone, old and ill is suicide territory.

[Anonymous No.9507457]

I didn't make it to the toilet over a year ago, so blasted my floor with shit. Been too drunk ever since to clean it up, so I just put a plant on top of it. I did check it some months ago, and it seems to have intertwined with and welded to, the bathroom floor. So it lives there now. Just me and my dried turd. If I had a gril she'd have cleaned it up, sprayed air freshener, then bought me vodka and blowjobs in bed. Putting up with her occasionally crying/whinging about whatever would be worth it. Grils are great. Just a shame I keep getting drunk and comprehensively ruining things.

[Anonymous No.9507500]

A cop lit me up yesterday for trying to make a yellow light as it turned red. I was sober, but he lit me up, ran the red and then waited behind me for a few seconds and then turned his lights off, pulled off to the side of the road and got out of his car and started walking the other direction. I wasn't sure what to do so I drove on really slowly and now I'm scared shitless that the cop things I fled from him. My anxiety is through the roof and I keep having nightmares about it.

[Anonymous No.9507544]

>>9507434
I guess it all differs per person. Some people go insane with too little company and some people go insane with too much of it.

What would you consider 'after a while'?

[Anonymous No.9507546]

>>9507500
You should smash in your door and shoot your dog yourself before the SWAT team does it and makes a mess of it.

[Anonymous No.9507551]

>>9507546
fuck man, that's not funny

[Anonymous No.9507555]

>>9507500
Why don't you call the police station?

[Anonymous No.9507565]

>>9507555
Well it happened in a city and I live in the suburbs, that's why I'm pretty sure he just flashed me as a warning those guys deal with real crime all day. I don't think they would know for a few days in any case, but I'm praying he did it just to scare/warn me

[Anonymous No.9507567]

>>9507544
A year, 18 months maybe. Soul-depleting after too long.

[Anonymous No.9507570]

>>9507500
He more than likely has your plate number. You would have heard about it by now.

[Anonymous No.9507597]

>>9507567
I'm on seven years and I'm good. Can't think of a woman I wouldn't turn down at this point desu.

Relying on others for your happiness doesn't really seem like a good plan to me anyway, for all the stress it brings and the power it gives people over you.

[Anonymous No.9507633]

>>9507301
It's all the same--together, alone, happy, sad, blah blah blah, you fucking baby.

[Anonymous No.9507640]

>>9507338
Smirnoff makes a good blush called "vodka". For real it's subtle yet striking, with a smooth finish.

[Anonymous No.9507781]

>>9507640
What vintage do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.9507908]

>>9506122
does anyone else get a banana-like taste from Jack

[Anonymous No.9507967]

>mfw I drink responsibly but roleplay as an alcoholic in /alc/ threads

feels mischievous.

[Anonymous No.9507991]

>>9507967
The majority of people who post here of late aren't alchies. Don't think legit addicts can't spot it.

[Anonymous No.9508016]

>>9507302
Well, congrats on your week, but not on your relapse.
At least now you now you have a difficulty at week one, it may help next time.

>>9507336
You could try picking up a girl with OCD. Or one who understand you're an aspie and not mess with your stuff.

>>9507991
We used to have many real addicts. Then some asshole posted the link on /pol/ and /r9k/ and now we're full of kids who drink a few beers almost daily.

[Anonymous No.9508018]

I've been trying to cut down on drinking during the weekdays but an old ex hit me up yesterday and wants to hang out tonight at our old spot.

I'd go, but a friend of mine's also going and she's always posting shit to social media and I've been wracking my brain about how to prevent my girlfriend to see that I'm lying and sneaking out.

What do

[Anonymous No.9508031]

>>9508018
Just kys yourself my man.

[Anonymous No.9508034]

>>9508031
yeah probably.

[Anonymous No.9508042]

>>9508031
best advice in the ITT

[Anonymous No.9508121]

>>9508042
this to be desu

[Anonymous No.9508125]

>>9508034
Just one piece of shits opinion to another.
Take it as you will.

[Anonymous No.9508157]

If quads I stop drinking for today

[Anonymous No.9508166]

>>9508125
I'll probably just end up blocking said person on all my girlfriends accounts when she's in the shower so I can go out and drink. This is the reasonable thing to do right?

[Anonymous No.9508174]

If >>9508173 I never stop drinking

[Anonymous No.9508176]

>>9508174
Fug.
Close enough. Still not stopping.

[Anonymous No.9508198]

>>9508166
it's not a good plan, let alone reasonable.

[Anonymous No.9508230]

>>9508018
Is your gf friend with her on FB? Does she posts publicly or to friends only? Can you ask her to be discreet?
Can you log in to your gf account and block the ex account? Only way she'd found out is by going to the blocked account list and see the ex name.
>>9508166
>all my girlfriends accounts
>That plural
Yeah, sounds like she knows her way with FB well enough. Does your gf knows the ex, it'd look weird if a friend disappeared like that.

[Anonymous No.9508243]

>>9508230
Its really just her facebook and snapchat.

I would add the friend to a blocklist on both, wait about a day or two for more posts to generate, and then unblock the person.

I guess I could just ask the person not to post anything, but I dont trust them to say anything stupid or feel guilty or some bs like that.

[Anonymous No.9508262]

>>9505498
vodka and ice tea

[Anonymous No.9508279]

>tried to pull an all nighter
>OD on caffeine hard
>now can't drink alcohol in fear of death
>tfw withdrawal symptoms and no amount of asprin is helping
Get me off this ride

[Anonymous No.9508358]

>>9508018
Don't do it, fagit?
If she has a problem with it and you care enough to stay, don't do it. If she has a problem with it, but you care so much about this person that you'd do harm to the current relationhip, just bail. Or explain to your current gf how important this person is
What am I thinking, just sneak out like a teenager

[Anonymous No.9508370]

My electricity just got cut off, haven't paid the bill. Just got my phone battery left. Sat here freezing in the dark.
Jesus Christ, I'm going to be homeless.
I feel like I should cry, but I'm too numb.
Life is shit. Humans are shit. Fucking have money or die in agony. Nice.
Fuck me, this is going to make me hate the universe. Guess I'll start visiting /pol/.

[Anonymous No.9508471]

>>9508279
Are you a troll or very stupid?

[Anonymous No.9508541]

>>9507253
Not everyone's partner is like that. I can't remember the last time my gf asked me to do anything, we both work but she does all the chores, I just cook. She's also respectful of my habit, she advises me not to drink if I've already overdone it a lot recently i.e. several days in a row, but never makes me feel bad about it if I decide to. She drinks with me half the time, both at home and in town, and we've recently started seeing women together.

[Anonymous No.9508580]

>>9508370
I know that feel bro.

Humanity in general is shit.

[Anonymous No.9508595]

>>9508541
>and we've recently started seeing women together
Hey that's neat! That's exactly how my relationship fell apart! Crazy! Haha! 7 years down the drain! Haha!

[Anonymous No.9508605]

>>9508595
thanks, I'm not that anon but needed to read that this week.

[Anonymous No.9508681]

I'm a swedish plumber

[Anonymous No.9508744]

>>9508681
Nintendo is looking for a plumber of European nationality.

[Anonymous No.9508816]

Is anyone here happy?

[Anonymous No.9508819]

Any of you celebrate National Vodka Day?

I made vodka on National Vodka day.

[Anonymous No.9508827]

>>9508816
I'm doing pretty good.

Drinking moderately lately though.

[Anonymous No.9508839]

>>9508819
I didn't but I'm curious

What setup do you have?

[Anonymous No.9508846]

>>9508819
>this is actually a thing
How did I not know this? Bottoms up.
http://www.medicaldaily.com/national-vodka-day-why-drinking-vodka-may-be-healthier-glass-wine-422172

[Anonymous No.9508868]

>>9505163
Underrated as fuck

[Anonymous No.9508877]

>>9508370
/pol/ will call you a nigger and degenerate in the same sentence once you describe your situation.

[Anonymous No.9508878]

>>9508839

[Anonymous No.9508893]

>>9508878

Takes me 2 and a half hours to make 2 handles of 65% and 55% alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9508897]

>>9508877
Yeah I was kidding, I'm not setting foot near that hypercringe bratpool of dogshit.

[Anonymous No.9508904]

>>9508878
>>9508893
Oh fuck, that's super nice. I've been trying to put a parts list for one of those together for awhile but I'm having a little trouble with the exact design. Really want to get one build in the next week or two.

Just picked up a working fridge/freezer as well for expanding the home brewery setup here, should be enough space to do 150L fermentation simultaneously now

[Anonymous No.9508923]

>>9508904

Always always always go to

http://homedistiller.org/forum/

They have all the info you'll ever need. My build is a boka still with a jackson crossflow condenser on top. I recommend a Coldfinger, or a Jackson.

[Anonymous No.9508948]

>>9508370
so uh why didn't you pay your bills?

[Anonymous No.9508952]

>>9505132
I know that feel.
I can't sleep well if I've been drinking. But at this point, I need to drink to feel sleepy.

Maybe I should reset by going off booze for a while.

[Anonymous No.9508957]

>>9505140
Granddad Bottled in Bond.

[Anonymous No.9508987]

trying to quit drinking. it's 730 and I'm bored to shit

[Anonymous No.9509009]

>>9508987
smoke some reefer

[Anonymous No.9509021]

>>9509009
not into pot. i get a euphoric high from booze. probably how i got hooked

[Anonymous No.9509026]

>>9509009
Not that anon, but I'd be sober now and forever if I could just move to a country with legal weed. I hate my government for this. Truly, deeply hate the lot of them.

[Anonymous No.9509031]

>>9508816
No.
Depression was one of the reasons I started drinking. Now about year dry, and still see no point in living.

[Anonymous No.9509034]

>sober one week
>relapse this morning
>fall asleep, wake 6hrs later
>ALREADY back in WD
Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.9509046]

>>9509034
what is withdrawal? a hangover? I've been passing out drunk for years and never had the shakes meme

[Anonymous No.9509054]

>>9509046
Shakes, ANXIETY, sweats, ANXIETY, puking, twitching legs, confusion, ANXIETY, all sorts.
>meme
Ohlolno. You wait.

[Anonymous No.9509056]

>>9509034
kindling's no joke

>>9509046
either lucky or amateur

[Anonymous No.9509068]

>tfw started getting seizures if I stop drinking
haha fuck

[Anonymous No.9509071]

>>9509046
You either don't drink often, or drink every single day.

[Anonymous No.9509073]

Y'all should stop being pussies and just neck yourselves already.

[Anonymous No.9509076]

>>9509068
Can you describe them? I've never had one but they sound horrific. 15% mortality rate if not treated. Can't wait to level up and experience that fresh hell.

[Anonymous No.9509080]

>>9509068
How long after your last drink did you get one?

I've been an alcoholic and daily benzo user for 7 years and never had a seizure. But I've never gone longer then 8 or 10 hours without alcohol and/or benzos

[Anonymous No.9509082]

>>9509073
Yes yes that's nice. Run along now, there's a good chap.

[Anonymous No.9509095]

C'mon assholes! If even, I drink tonight! Don't fail me again!

[Anonymous No.9509096]

>>9509076
They'd mainly come on when I was trying to go to sleep. Before they'd come on, I was getting really muddled of thinking. Flash of light, then uncontrollable tremors for a couple minutes. I'm surprised I was even conscious during them, since that's not usually the case with the seizures I get from benzo withdrawals

>>9509080
They started roughly a day after drinking a handle of Jameson every day for a couple weeks straight

[Anonymous No.9509099]

>>9509095
Damn. Reroll.

[Anonymous No.9509103]

>>9509099
Seriously? Fuckin bullshit.

[Anonymous No.9509123]

>>9509026
weed gives me an alternative to sobriety without fucking myself up, it's nice to have around desu. only smoke a few hits a week as well. it's just about that subtle shift.

[Anonymous No.9509128]

>>9509103
Three times. Gonna stay sober?
(P.s lrn2/ck/ >>9509128)

[Anonymous No.9509130]

>>9509082
Yes beceause people like
>>9509095
>>9509099
>>9509103
Are really the pinnacle of the human race and deserve to live

[Anonymous No.9509133]

>>9509130
Shhh

[Anonymous No.9509154]

>>9509096
Ugh, really don't want to experience this, but blatantly will.
I didn't get seizures when I stopped diazepam though. Started them aged 22, stopped for a few (horrible) months aged 35, but booze was definitely harder to kick.

[Anonymous No.9509156]

>>9505808
Baileys. I don't drink it solely because it makes my stomach hurt and makes me squirt shit out of my ass

[Anonymous No.9509160]

>>9509103
Such a cute cat. Can I download this picture

[Anonymous No.9509167]

>>9509156
Lactose intolerant?
Baileys is filth anyway. Ever thrown up after drinking it? You won't buy it again after you have

[Anonymous No.9509177]

Bought some vodka to mix with some sprite tonight but just realized that the sprite was sitting out in the garage and is warm as fuck

All I got is this shit. Good idea? Seems like it would be

[Anonymous No.9509193]

>>9509177
Carbonated chasers will turbocharge heartburn. I just gulp water after chugging vodka

[Anonymous No.9509217]

>>9509177
just drink your vodka neat and keep a glass of water around lad

[Anonymous No.9509269]

>>9509080
The more WD, the more risk of seizure.
WD can start a few hours after last intake, for big alkies. Not sure about benzo half-life and elimination, may be slower.
WD peak around day 3, sometimes more for large doses. I think benzos last longer too.

You have to taper. Quitting benzo AND alcohol is ridiculously hard.

>>9509167
>Ever thrown up after drinking it? You won't buy it again after you have
Same with white russians. Got too drunk, puked, stopped idolizing The Big Lebowski, don't really enjoy Baileys either since.

[Anonymous No.9509308]

>6 hours until I can get booze
fuck im so bored

[Anonymous No.9509310]

>>9505115
Hi al/ck/. I'd like to get myself under control before I go too far down the path. I used to have ~80-90 drinks a week. I've gotten that down to about 40. I'd like to get down to just 15-20. Anyone have any tips for a good taper? I'm still in the binge every few days stage, and I have a hard time stopping if I still have booze in house, though I sometimes can

[Anonymous No.9509326]

>>9509310
Docs will tell you to drop 2-3 units every 2-3 days. I tend to go a lot harder than that, but that's the current pro advice in the uk.

[Anonymous No.9509331]

>>9509326
I'll try that, though I'm not sure how successful I'll be since I usually binge. Thanks mate

[Anonymous No.9509336]

>>9509160
Its all yours!

[Anonymous No.9509367]

>>9505139
I thought this as soon as I saw that post.

Not having enough alcohol for me means horrible, horrible night sweats, the most horrifying nightmares, and waking up every 30 minutes completely uncomfortable no matter what.

[Anonymous No.9509399]

I drink 3 cans of Natty Daddy every day (which I calculate to be around 12 standard drinks) and I've never had the shakes.

It's enough to get me shit-faced because I slam them and don't eat for 2 hours before drinking. There are nights I wake up on the floor with the lights on and the TV blaring and people texting me saying "Anon I hope you didn't do anything stupid."

Is this normal not to get withdrawal symptoms? >>9509367
I get this exactly when I don't drink at all, but not if I only have 2 cans (can't just have one, fuck that).

[Anonymous No.9509473]

>>9509331
What I do is to buy a few days worth of booze, as much as I need to get drunk every day. I buy healthy foods like smoothies and nuts, then I lock the door and mute my phone. I don't measure my drinking, I just make sure that I can feel mild WD at all times, and if it becomes unbearable, I'll chuck a few units back. As long as it's not enough to get me tipsy, just stop the fear/hallucinations/whatever, my body still detoxes. After like a week I'll only be in need of such a sufficiently low dose that I can CT the rest. 3-4 days after that, I'm clean. Then relapse.

[Anonymous No.9509493]

>>9509473
>I don't measure my drinking, I just make sure that I can feel mild WD at all times, and if it becomes unbearable, I'll chuck a few units back.
>pacing
>look at the bottle
>pacing
>wring hands
>pacing
>feel forehead for fever
>pacing
>look at the bottle

wew lad

[Anonymous No.9509511]

Fuck you, 3am.

[Anonymous No.9509524]

>>9507457
take a picture of the mess with a timestamp

[Anonymous No.9509589]

>>9509080
Jesus that'd me hard to quit. I've developed a 6-week lightweight benzo habit. It's lightweight bc the mg dose is low daily, but I can feel my mind and body crave them legitimately, and everything's fine after I take them, so I think that means I'm addicted, albeit mildly. But I just started a taper, and it's a liquid solution, so it's straightforward--just take one drop less each day, for 42 days.

But 7 years of benzos? You'd have to be mighty careful trying to get off that.

[Anonymous No.9509616]

No ._. Pls no steal booze, vomit fairy. I need it, it is for me

[Anonymous No.9509716]

3.51am.
I'm sick of this. I'm dying.
if I kill my self, I'm taking out some anti-cannabis campaigners with me.
Fucking cunts. This death is so painful and drawn out. My whole life is ruined. It could be so easily sorted if my doc could prescribe cannabis, but no, politicians and millionaire alcohol lobbyists know better what's good for my health than my doctor. Welp, they'll pay. I cannot go on. If they go too, lives will be saved.

[Anonymous No.9509731]

>>9509716
Anon, no. Cannabis prohibition is on it's last legs. I'm with you, it will help all of us break the cycle of addiction. Killing others will only discredit the movement. Stay strong because relief is around the corner

[Anonymous No.9509753]

>>9509731
Ironically, if I smoke a joint, I just cosy up at home and watch movies. It's only when I drink that I feel suicidal or angry. They fucking deserve it. Everything is illegal in England. Even fuckin' prince Harry said that its bullshit like a week ago, but it won't change anything. There's too much money being made from alcoholism, whereas none would be made if people could grow weed.

[Anonymous No.9509768]

3 beers a night isn't alcoholism.... right?

[Anonymous No.9509773]

Depressive, social anxious alcoholic reporting in
I'm going to meet up with a femanon I met on /b/ about a year ago, she seems to be a fembot and very awkward, like me. I'm still afraid that she will dislike my appearance. My face is 7/10, my body is 4/10 and I barely can hold a conversation. Wish me luck al/ck/

[Anonymous No.9509784]

>>9509773
bond over your awkwardness, make light of tense situations. Don't be 'soft'
good luck, you'll probs need it.

[Anonymous No.9509787]

>>9509768
Pretty much impossible to define or quantify alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.9509800]

>>9509784
Thank you.
We already chatted for a few weeks, so we already know each other a bit.
I hope she doesn't expect too much from me.

[Anonymous No.9509809]

>>9507565
M8, if they wanted to stop/talk to you, they would've done so. He was obviously just fucking with you.

Similar thing happened to me when my car was a few hours away from running out of rego, lit me up and then must've realised I was still good and just drove past me.

[Anonymous No.9509827]

>>9509080
Mate you're in for hell if you ever try to go sober, sorry.

Taper.

[Anonymous No.9509838]

>>9509800
Pic of her?
Shouldn't matter desu. Just curious. I was sthlyk 280lbs when I was 24, planted my porking portions firmly beywixt the fornication station of a tasty af, intelligent 9/10 blonde teenager, and did so for another 10 months or so thereafter, even though I was nailing white lightning every day literally seconds after waking, lived in a hopelessly shitty London flat, drove a 12yo car, shat myself when we first met, constantly told her I wanted to fuck her little sister and threw up once while fucking her. She took seemingly infinite shit from me because she liked me. Just gotta be confident around girls, they mould themselves around your life, they adapt to basically whatever you want as long as you're totally confident; which you will be if you're drunk. There are few legit excuses imo for not getting laid if you want to, if you're a devoted al/ck/.

[Anonymous No.9509858]

>>9509768
it's not about quantity it's about dependence
or so says one anon
but 3 beers a night is pretty chill just keep an eye out for when it becomes 6 beers a night and several shots of whiskey to wash it down

[Anonymous No.9509873]

>>9505282
Throw it all together and make jungle juice

[Anonymous No.9509991]

>>9509858
>dependence
use it as a form of catharsis, big pharma jews can't get me.

[Anonymous No.9510048]

Any of you old fogies have a party story to tell? There's got to be at least a few of you who are/were social drinkers. What's some fucked up shit you've seen?

[Anonymous No.9510097]

one time i was at a party and the cops got called and they took my booze even though i was of legal age

[Anonymous No.9510116]

>>9509076
>15% mortality rate if not treated.
wait what
is that like per seizure or just in general? i dont even know how many seizures i have had

[Anonymous No.9510126]

>>9510048
I watched a coke dealer get the door opened with his face by half a dozen angry redneck bikers in a low-rent strip club once. It took a lot longer than I thought it would too. He was ridiculous out-of-line all night.

[Anonymous No.9510149]

>>9509773
Tell us how it goes

[Anonymous No.9510206]

FUCK ALCOHOL AND FUCK ANIME

[Anonymous No.9510215]

>tfw as I've gotten fatter, my alcohol tolerance has increased

I don't understand why people brag about being able to drink a lot of alcohol

[Anonymous No.9510242]

1 more hour zzzzzzzzzzz

[Anonymous No.9510263]

>tfw still awake
I hate you all but no one else will take me

[Anonymous No.9510273]

>>9505552
Worst hangovers ever. I gag just looking at the box.

[Anonymous No.9510280]

>>9510273
I thought real gangsta-ass niggas didn't get hangovers.
That's what everyone itt keeps saying, anyhow

[Anonymous No.9510284]

>>9510280
I am not a gangsta ass nigga anon.

[Anonymous No.9510285]

>>9510280
I wake up every morning and feel like shit

[Anonymous No.9510288]

>>9510263
the sleep thing is the worst, I gave booze up on the 1st and havent slept more than 1 hour at a time since

[Anonymous No.9510289]

Could anyone recommend me some good, cheap gin?

[Anonymous No.9510290]

>>9510280
not really. For me the hangovers went from a headache and generally fuzziness to nausea/dry heaving

[Anonymous No.9510297]

>>9510215
it's seen as manly in certain cultures you ponce

[Anonymous No.9510299]

>>9510289
have you tried the liquor store?

[Anonymous No.9510305]

>>9509768
no, it isn't, but assuming you are a dude any more than 3 drinks a night is considered abuse

[Anonymous No.9510309]

>>9510297
Yes, and I don't understand why

I mean, isn't getting drunk considered a good thing

[Anonymous No.9510311]

>>9510305
Is this true? Fuck I don't want to abuse alcohol :(
I love alcohol.

[Anonymous No.9510326]

>>9510311
3 beers every night is definitely pushing it

[Anonymous No.9510347]

Finishing off some 80 proof whiskey tonight.
Been buying a lot more 100 proof simply because less is more.

I'm a lonely guy looking to commit to a chick, but women these days are progressive and forgo the commitment part, which drives me to drink. Despite my heavy drinking nature out of disappointment of the aforementioned, I still hit the gym every day and am a trim, good looking dude.

Modern times are a bitch. Thanks liberals, you good for nothing pussies.

[Anonymous No.9510353]

>>9510347
Just be gay and get some sweet boipussi

[Anonymous No.9510367]

>>9508744

[Anonymous No.9510386]

>>9510347
>blaming others for your problems

I suppose I shouldn't blame you because you're drunk, but still

[Anonymous No.9510389]

>>9510311
as you can see from my poorly drawn graph people who completely abstain from alcohol have about as many health problems as those who have 3 beers a day. 1 or 2 a day is actually correlated with better health (we're not super sure why, those people may just be happier in general or something). Once you go past that the complications from alcohol start increasing

[Anonymous No.9510395]

>>9510389
nigger im fucking drunk wtf are you on about>

[Anonymous No.9510399]

>>9510395
you dumbfuck, he's saying that people that drink a little are healthier than people that don't drink at all

[Anonymous No.9510408]

>>9510399
well im drunk and that's just stupid

[Anonymous No.9510411]

>>9510408
Well I'm drunk too and YOU'RE stupid

it has to do with stress I think

[Anonymous No.9510437]

A bit of background information:

>Dad is a recovering alcoholic (although he'd deny it if you asked him)
>Spent his entire life drinking and ruining his liver (one of multiple reasons mom divorced him)
>He quit cold turkey a couple years ago, but the damage was done
>As a result of his behavior, he has Stage 4 liver cirrhosis
>He keeps it under control with specially-prescribed laxatives (he basically has to shit out the toxins he can't filter, or else he dies), but he's fucked if he stops taking them and/or if he drinks again

Now for some recent events:

>Dad drives down to Florida to pick up Grandma (his mom) and rescue her from Hurricane Irma
>Even though she knows Dad can't have alcohol in the house because of his conditions, she still has the audacity to bring her own alcohol into the house (including hard liquors) and drink around him
>This is because she's 91 and senile as all hell, and Granny's gotta have her fucking nightcap

Fast forward to tonight:

>Dad is taking Grandma back to Florida
>I always take care of his house whenever he goes down to Florida (this is usually a twice-a-year affair)
>Although these days, I take it upon myself to find and dispose of any alcohol I find (Grandma's leftovers; he's good at not keeping alcohol in the house anymore because he knows he will literally die if he drinks anymore)
>It's usually just a few small bottles of beer she leaves behind
>This time around, she left an almost-full 1.75L bottle of J&B scotch whiskey (like pic related)
>Oh hell no, that shit's getting confiscated
>Take it back home
>Intend to save it until he gets back for some stupid reason (it looked expensive, didn't want to just throw it away)
>Mom says something along the lines of "Oh hell no, I'm not having that shit in my house, your father's alcoholism, etc. etc., pour that shit down the drain" (sound logic, really)
>Take her advice and pour that shit down the drain

Did I do good, al/ck/?

[Anonymous No.9510452]

>>9510411
We don't know why

>>9510408
Fine have a real graph you cunt

[Anonymous No.9510459]

>>9510411
>Well I'm drunk too and YOU'RE stupid
semantics my man
>>9510452
BREAKING NEWS RISK OF MORTALITY IS 100% FOR 100% OF PEOPLE
checkmate atheists

[Anonymous No.9510460]

>>9510452
>7 drinks per day
fucking lightweights

[Anonymous No.9510461]

>>9510452
>>9510460
what is 'a drink' anyways? how much ethanol?

[Anonymous No.9510464]

>>9509310
You can switch to beer, it has a built-in limit (your stomach volume). Then taper that.

>>9509399
These nightmares are withdrawals.

>>9510437
>Did I do good, al/ck/?
Yes. Only reasonable alternative was to give the bottle to a hobo.

[Anonymous No.9510477]

I want to share this video with you lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo

[Anonymous No.9510486]

>>9510464
I mean he could have drank it.

[Anonymous No.9510546]

>>9506741
Day four of the Big Dry, all is well. Really wanted to grab a beer on the way home, rationalised myself out of spoiling it. Walked past a bottle of champagne and a bottle of stout I forgot I had on the lower floor of my house.

Going to treat myself to a couple of 'black velvets' tomorrow night after work.

I reckon I'll be all right having a couple Friday and Saturday, then Sunday through Thursday staying dry.

[Anonymous No.9510581]

>>9507457
I really need to see this

[Anonymous No.9510589]

gm drunks! had to do some early morning work and now im working on a few drinks.

[Anonymous No.9510660]

think i'm about to go down to the corner store and pick up a tall can of sapporo to sip on while i play yakuza 0

[Anonymous No.9510716]

>>9510589
me too.


It's 545am and I'm drinking beer and cooking ribs on my porch

Mornin neighbors

[Anonymous No.9510719]

>>9510660
change of plans
forgot league of legends worlds was on, i don't play this shit game anymore, but my boy flame is playing

and apparently in ca you can't sell alcohol between 2 and 6 am

so it's rum and coke for me

[Anonymous No.9510783]

>>9505282
2 parts Jose
2 parts Bicardi
Sprinkle with taco seasoning

The perfect tavern sombrero

[Anonymous No.9510872]

>>9510353
No.

[Anonymous No.9510999]

>>9509753
move to Canada friend, British Columbia specifically. There's probably like five dispensaries within a five minute walk from my house, not even exaggerating.

[Anonymous No.9511000]

>>9510999
Banned from ever setting foot in Canada due to DUI.

[Anonymous No.9511020]

>>9511000
Huh?

How?


I have gotten a DUI and convicted of carrying a concealed firearm and I go to Canada 3 or 4 times a year.

They only ban people for drug related offenses

[Anonymous No.9511026]

>>9510461
bout three-fiddy

[Anonymous No.9511032]

>>9511020
http://www.lundinlawpllc.com/practice-areas/washington-state-dui/entering-canada-with-a-dui/

[Anonymous No.9511042]

>>9511032
I can tell you with absolute certainty that is wrong.


My brother has also been arrested for DUI and he comes to Canada with me all the time, At the border they occasionally ask if you've been arrested. We are all honest and tell them and go though

I am 100% sure that website is wrong, There is no way multiple border guards over a 6 year period would make the same mistake by letting me in Canada then not saying anything to me going back to the U.S.

[Anonymous No.9511047]

>>9511042
My ex was Canadian, pretty sure the site is right.

[Anonymous No.9511051]

>>9511047
Dude I'm telling you It's wrong. It's literally almost impossible for hundreds of border guards to make the same mistake EVERY time I go to Canada and come back. The chances of multiple federal LE officers making that mistake dozens of times over a 6 year period is unheard of it.

I have no reason to lie about something so stupid, Even on the internet to a complete stranger.

[Anonymous No.9511056]

>>9511051
The net seems to disagree
http://www.canadaduientrylaw.com

[Anonymous No.9511079]

>>9511051
I AM BETTER THAN THE INTERNET IF I SAY ITS TRUE IT MUST BE CAUSE THAT IS MY WAY.


COWER BEFORE ME BEFORE I MAKE PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.9511139]

>>9510116
Average number of deaths. Dangerous shit

[Anonymous No.9511149]

>>9510581
mk...
Absolutely set rock hard, will not shift

[Anonymous No.9511151]

>>9510386

It's perfectly okay to blame others for your problems. The only reason you're told not to is out of some arrogant sense of modesty. People fuck other people over all the time, and what... you're not supposed to blame them?

Cuck mentality.

[Anonymous No.9511171]

>>9511151
This post reeks of /pol/

[Anonymous No.9511179]

>>9511171

That's reality, little buddy. Pucker up and give her a smack because she's not going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.9511187]

>>9511179
/pol/ is deluded, retarded and an embarrassment to itself.
Isn't really fair to argue about this here, not gonna shit up al/ck/ with their nonsense.

[Anonymous No.9511197]

>>9511187

Let me be clear in saying I'm not the one who brought up /pol/. That was you.
But I guess I shouldn't blame others for problems because it's all my fault.

t. cuck

You see how this works now?

[Anonymous No.9511207]

>>9510660
Based.
Once you get done with Yakuza 0 I'd definitely recommend playing Yakuza Kiwami next, it's good.

[Anonymous No.9511213]

Strange one tonight. I keep feeling like my stomach is fucking empty and I can't drink. I'll eat some cold chicken and will soon feel fine and am able to drink again. Then about 10-15 minutes later my stomach once again feels empty and it feels hard to drink.

What the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.9511215]

>>9511213

Body rejecting booze. Time to hang it up for the night. Drink some lemon water and try again tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9511221]

>>9510461
0.6 oz

[Anonymous No.9511222]

>>9511213
Probably just generic inflammation. Filling your intestines with flammable, poisonous fluids 24/7 probably isn't good for you.
Do you eat frequently? If I go more than a few days without food I'll get symptoms like those you describe. Forcing down a few bites of a balanced meal seems to help for several hours

[Anonymous No.9511240]

>>9511215
>>9511222

I eat every day. I wouldn't say frequently but when I'm hungry. I've been eating frequently today because I keep feeling empty and like i need to eat something. I was gonna make tuna burgers in about two hours but I want to get more of this booze down. No more spirits after tonight for a week.

[Anonymous No.9511242]

Threadly reminder that if you're an al/ck/, you NEED to take an a-z multivitamin & mineral supplement, and even more importantly, thiamin (vit B1) daily. Better yet, eat nuts, seeds, eggs, bacon and other things loaded with B1.

[Anonymous No.9511313]

>>9511240
>when I'm hungry
When I was drinking a 75cl bottle of vodka a day, it'd stop my hunger and I would spend days without eating without realising it.
Then I'd have pain and nausea, probably pancreatitis.

[Anonymous No.9511321]

>>9511313
I'm not going days without eating. I have toast every morning and I always have a big dinner which I start cooking/order right as I'm running out of booze.

[Anonymous No.9511333]

>>9511313
Same. For months I'd only eat like a bite every few days. Alcohol was the only source of calories I could keep down. I dropped to 147lbs at 6ft3.

[Anonymous No.9511352]

>>9511333
Jesus christ that's pretty thin.
I weigh like 155 at 5'11" and I never work out.

[Anonymous No.9511370]

>>9511352
Yeah I could barely move. I once didn't get out of bed for 13 months other than to empty my piss barrel, collect booze which I'd had delivered, or grab a new tin of fruit. I once lost consciousness just from standing up, woke up on the floor an unknown amount of time later.
Nowadays I force myself to have a smoothie with vits blended into it, with loads of avocado for fat, and bananas for potassium. My god does it make a difference

[Anonymous No.9511388]

>>9511370
>I once didn't get out of bed for 13 months other than to empty my piss barrel, collect booze which I'd had delivered, or grab a new tin of fruit.

Were you a wealthy NEET?

[Anonymous No.9511393]

>>9511388
Not really wealthy, but enough money to exist drunk 24/7 without being made homeless, yeah

[Anonymous No.9511407]

>>9511393
Literally the state I'm in now but I'm quitting tomorrow. Spirits at least.

[Anonymous No.9511438]

>be baby alky
>drank on three days last week
>tolerance increasing rapidly
>cravings through Monday
>only tipsy enough to take the edge off depression yesterday
>was drunk two nights in a row before that
>wake up from nightmare
>confused, anxious
Fuck I want more liquor. Why do depressants get me so quickly.

[Anonymous No.9511481]

>>9511407
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.9511489]

>>9511481
Thanks. I've said this shit so many fucking times but I'm serious now. I'm so tired of this fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.9511814]

>>9511489
Said every alchie ever before relapsing.
Cheers

[Anonymous No.9511834]

>>9511814
Not gonna bother with excuses or reasoning anymore cause I except it's trite and often unrealistic. Just trust me. Give me some clause to identify myself and I'll drop back every week from this Saturday to al/ck/ and you guys can detail my progress. If I fall off I won't hide it.

[Anonymous No.9511856]

WHO /JIMBEAMBOYZ/ HERE

[Anonymous No.9511873]

>>9511856
Jim Beam is fucking garbage. Though I loved Devil's Cut until they dropped it to 40%.

[Anonymous No.9511888]

>>9505456
2.1% ar u gay

[Anonymous No.9511892]

>>9511888
Obviously.
Checked.

[Anonymous No.9511943]

>>9511242
doing gods work anon dijk crofty

[Anonymous No.9511946]

>>9511407
switching from spirits to lager is great for a taper. you can basically have a drink in your hand 24/7 and still be improving your life. and the extra fluid and bit of nutrition make you feel much less bad.

[Anonymous No.9512029]

>>9511873
Shit-tier taste detected

[Anonymous No.9512060]

>>9511834
You are.. the Wagoneer.

[Anonymous No.9512441]

>>9511149
jesus christ. buy some bleach and a paint scraper.

[Anonymous No.9512558]

Hey cunts, I have soon finished a 35cl cheap charlie whiskey and 2 beers, Do I get a bottle of vodka and a 3L bag in box wine tomorrow or no? I feel like it. But my conciousness is telling me no desu.

[Anonymous No.9512580]

>>9512558
What are you even asking? Should you drink more, if there's a chance you might be able to drink less? Should you actively attempt to make your life worse? What?

[Anonymous No.9512617]

i need a friend. I have literally none, they all stopped talking to me because of booze. Losing my mind because of the solitude. Fuck, there has to be more to life.

[Anonymous No.9512780]

Man, a few glasses of Brandy after work is a godsend.

I'm considering working a second job to persue my dream of writing for a comic I've had my mind on for a few years. I'll have to sacrifice what little social life I've got left, but in the end I think it'll be worth it.

[Anonymous No.9512826]

>full recycling bag of liter bottles of vodka and 3 recycling bags of coke bottles in 2 months

I had 30 bottles, meaning I drank pretty much every other day. The only thing I could think was at least it wasn't everyday like I had been doing prior. I was trying to cut down lmao.

Another bottle tonight

[Anonymous No.9512840]

>>9512617
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23al/ck/&server=irc.rizon.net

some of us are here, if you'd like company

[Anonymous No.9512962]

i feel like absolute shit and know i feel like absolute shit tomorrow

this is the third time in two weeks that i've finally decided to stop drinking for good, maybe i can last more than two days this time

[Anonymous No.9512993]

What does alcohol withdrawl feel like?

[Anonymous No.9513004]

>>9512993
Symptoms typically include anxiety, shakiness, sweating, vomiting, fast heart rate, and a mild fever. More severe symptoms may include seizures, seeing or hearing things that others do not, and delirium tremens .

[Anonymous No.9513027]

>>9512993
Nothing I can think to compare it with. It's the most intense fear, despair and paranoia you're capable of experiencing, plus you'll feel generally ill/poisoned, don't sleep for days, will have horrific nightmares and hallucinations, shake, sweat and puke like mad, all of your problems are massively more exacerbated, every bad thing conceivably possible feels like vivid reality... alsorts. We create our own, tailor-made version of HELL. The worst feeling you can imagine, which doesn't stop for days, but could be exchanged in an instant for delicious cosiness by relapsing. Quitting heroin is a fucking thousand times easier.

[Anonymous No.9513221]

>>9512962
Tryed tapering?
Withdrawals start being really bad around day 2, top around day 3 or 4, then it gets better. It's likely what make you fall.
When acute withdrawals stop, Post-Acute Withdrawals Syndrome starts. It can last yeast, but the first few weeks/months are the worse. Brainfog, depression, anhedonia, etc. Many people fall off the wagon because they don't realise this isn't "normal life" they're experiencing, but a version that sucks ass.

>>9512993
What the other two said. It's Hell.
Minor withdrawals are more psychological than physical (for most), so even if one isn't shaking like a leaf in an autumnal breeze, they can still be withdrawing.

[Anonymous No.9513260]

>>9513221
>Tryed tapering?
Yes but I've never really liked it since you still feel like shit and it just makes the hangover feel longer so now I just stop drinking.

Also it's easier to just not drink at all which is pretty easy for a month or so when I really get into it but that's the point when I always relapse because life feels like boring shit.

[Anonymous No.9513311]

>>9513260
How much are you drinking, have you been if you reduced, and for how long.
There isn't much to do about PAWS. It sucks, last a long time, you just have to pretty much wait while making it vaguely bearable.

Some stuff help. Follow boring sleep hygiene tips, since they help getting sleep back (you have to learn how to sleep sober, like babies do, because your brain forgot. So you have to do a real effort at the beginning to get proper sleep.). Do some physical activity, going for a walk every other day can be enough, don't just stay on your computer all day. Cleaning and /diy/ your place can count as physical activity. Take vitamins (that's very important during withdrawals). Valerian, St John's Warts, melatonin, these kind of stuff can help. Mindfulness meditation too.
Groups are known to help some and make other want to drink. AA isn't the only group, there are some without gods if that's not your thing.

Also weed, or CBD if not legal/makes you anxious.

[Anonymous No.9513359]

>>9513221
This is true, I got cold sweats in the early morning and was drenching my sheets, just put it down to it being a bit humid but then started realising it's fucking October now in england. Never felt bad just amazingly bad sweats.

[Anonymous No.9513403]

>>9513027
>Quitting heroin is a fucking thousand times easier.
did you do both?

[Anonymous No.9513411]

>>9513311
>(you have to learn how to sleep sober, like babies do, because your brain forgot. So you have to do a real effort at the beginning to get proper sleep.)
That first one that really goes though. You forgot how good it was after a long time of merely passing out .

A good eight hour or more sober sleep followed by naturally waking up rested makes your soul a happy babby again.

[Anonymous No.9513430]

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[Anonymous No.9513447]

>>9513403
Yeh.